This TikTok TV Show is THE WORST (and i love it)

[@spookyufo98]

jordan is the youngest and coolest guy on youtube and twitch right now

[@JordanAdika]

cheers

[@spookyufo98]

@@JordanAdika you could be a chicken girl, jordan!

[@Cayde-6]

Nice

[@moren321]

He's just your average teen heartthrob, trying to make inspiring tiktok thirsttraps

[@spookyufo98]

@@moren321 every time jordan is on screen he’s making a thirst trap

[@keirasarkissian]

jordan: did i miss something, by the way? did something happen? why do they have bad relationship?” also jordan: *starts at season nine*

[@yoda5436]

love that the non binary character says one line that's not relevant to the plot at all then disappears, great representation guys

[@debslavalamp5117]

theyre super relevant in the acc season, but they were kinda just there in that episode 😭

[@yoda5436]

@@debslavalamp5117 ohhh fair lmao, that's redeeming at least lol

[@l3gacyb3ta21]

Honestly just having a non-binary character is amazing somehow. Bar is way too low

[@yoda5436]

@@l3gacyb3ta21 oh fr the bar is below the floor lmao

[@ZoeRebecca]

and the one line they say is "hi my pronouns are they/them" LMAO

[@joedyisonfire4903]

The real chicken girl is you, Jordan. It was you all along.

[@gettin_the_scoop]

hooo girl itssss youuuuuuu

[@sososchmol]

The real chicken girl was the Jordan we found along the way

[@fyrefrost1898]

I honestly didn't realize she was supposed to be coming off as jealous genuinely I thought she WAS supposed to be homophobic lmfao

[@murphhhhhhh]

The way she kept emphasizing **GIRLFRIEND** made me think so too lmfao That's the exact same way folks would refer to my partner in an attempt to insult us

[@annward7794]

Same 😄 she sounded homophobic to me!

[@thedestroyasystem]

You know enbies have hit the mainstream when we’re represented in poorly scripted teen shows

[@jazzillion8356]

AND the character's plotline isn't centred around transphobia! i guess I'd call that a win

[@tiffanykim2773]

What are enbies?

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@tiffanykim2773 a phonetic pronunciation of “nb”, a shortened way of saying “nonbinary”.

[@crabsoap]

We’ve made it.

[@hideakisorachi3953]

so proud of us

[@confusedman423]

jordan is such a hip cool teen

[@buggbonez]

you really are confused /j

[@TSR1776]

Its the mustache that sells it!

[@anyrija.]

11:10 "did i miss something?" says jordan while watching season 9 of the show yes. you did.

[@weenerdog]

I have never ONCE experienced someone walking into a room completely unaddressed by ANYONE and say their full name and pronouns. WHAT BAHAHAH

[@JamieGamie]

I guess they were trying to keep people from misgendering them in the comments? Still seems like there were WAY better ways to do that though lmfao

[@honestlythough7250]

It actually made me laugh so hard bc it feels like the show just really wanted us to know that they have a non-binary character but they didn’t want to write them into a scene so they just come in, announce their presence, and leave??? Fucking hilarious

[@nelle1899]

i know why they did it but it was a lil strange lol

[@memethyst]

it seemed like forced representation... like "hi i'm a nonbinary character on screen for a few seconds, bye!"

[@JamieGamie]

@@honestlythough7250 I just assumed they came back after that and were in more scenes? But... you might be right and that's perfectly horrible lmao

[@mothlarvas5066]

"i was almost killed by a drone" makes it sound like she was attacked by a military helicopter this lore is insane

[@gremlinwc8996]

They tried to air strike her but she dodged and so she's alive

[@pedroxqui]

"*SCREAMING* ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND??? ...*whispering * or are we just friends?"

[@DPadGamer]

I love the little edits and asides sprinkled in. That said, I think its really cool that everyone prioritizes their education in the wake of The San Francisco Event.

[@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq]

What happened in San Francisco

[@tellmewill]

@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq The Event, weren't u paying attention

[@LOONACORE]

@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq probably having a shower

[@goldensloth7]

@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq did she reply

[@user-zj8xh4hg3m]

"i guess being a chicken girl is kinda like a mindset isn't it?" i am Dead

[@gremlinwc8996]

*Chicken girls are not a physical thing but rather a metaphysical idea/state of being*

[@TheAmityElf]

"Let me try Jarvis's other number, I guess..." That was great.

[@taylorlapira9109]

Ok, you joke about the whole "are you gay?" thing, but I was legitimately in a lesbian relationship for like 5 months and she asked pretty much exactly that,just to make sure I guess??

[@taylorlapira9109]

WE WERE LIVING TOGETHER

[@unclewiley1986]

Ahhh the true disaster gay experience

[@kiralonely]

@@taylorlapira9109 Okay, that, first comment was funny, you made me choke on my drink with the additional info, how dare you /hj

[@LOONACORE]

@@taylorlapira9109 living together 5 months in oh youre def both gay

[@princessofhell4639]

That's perfect

[@madismith1884]

I’m so used to homophobia the “ask your girlfriend joke” only sounded hateful to me, happy to know it could have come from jealousy

[@sydfishbish]

inclusivity = letting 40 year-old men on high school dance teams...and I live by that

[@sourdough6653]

They’re from San Francisco, they deserve a spot.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Creepy . As someone who “dated” a 40 year old when I was 20, I now realize how creepy and gross he was. Don’t do it. Men who go after women under 25 do so because those are the only women they can impress (because they aren’t very impressive).

[@ratqueenbee]

my dad uses so many ellipses while texting, it makes everything he types sound ominous “see you soon” great, cool, pretty normal “see you soon…” terrifying, are you stalking me? can you see me now? “we’ll have chicken fajitas for dinner” perfect love that I’m excited “we’ll have chicken fajitas for dinner…” what did you do to them? I don’t want to eat them now “cool” nice and simple “cool…” I get the impression that things are not in fact cool

[@peachtea7269]

Your father has that energy every middle aged dad has but amped up to eleven, I love him

[@digapygmy70]

I told my mom about that Napoleon fact years ago, and she actually argued with me about how wrong I was because she had seen his uniform in a museum and he was "obviously a tiny little dude." I'm convinced that she saw his breeches and assumed they were full-length trousers (or she really just doesn't realize what a difference 5 inches can make between someone who is 5'2 and someone who's 5'7 lol).

[@thomasdegroat6039]

To be fair, 5’7” is below average for a modern day man. And I think he was actually 5’5” (at least according to History Channel).

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

@@thomasdegroat6039 people have become taller just in the past decades because of our high sugar diets. Sugar acts as a growth hormone. For example, average height of a woman was 5ft 4 and now it’s 5ft 5 and men was 5ft 7, now it’s 5ft9. So now as a woman, instead of just 1 inch below average, I’m considered short. Also a B cup is now called an A cup and the average cup size for women is now a C, when it was a B. So in reality, it’s a D now (going by what cup sizes used to be called). Again, this is due to the high sugar diet and obesity trends.

[@kathylennerds750]

The funny thing is that the name „Chicken Girls“ is not even a remotely original concept. There is literally an entire German youth book (and movie) series from the 90s called „Die Wilden Hühner“ or the wild chickens. The name there actually makes sense though bc the girls take care of these chickens lmao. Its actually pretty good and a big part of many German folks’ childhood!

[@derdurstbursch]

In my experience is only part of 50% of peoples childhood. It was really uncool for boys! That's what die Wilden Kerle were for 😅

[@Jo-kr8cw]

Jaaaa ich hab auch direkt an die wilden Hühner gedacht loll

[@ThePBandJSandwich]

That's all I kept thinking about when hearing this. Those books and movies were my favorite growing up

[@Inurwalls02]

Omg I thought I was the only one who knew it existed 😭😭😭

[@lucyharrison1750]

Sprotteeeee

[@heyhaileyjoy]

as someone who grew up in San Francisco, the fact that the "new San Francisco kids" are initially presented as just baby techies has taken weeks off my life

[@redundantmartyr]

The "outside a hospital" bit was hilarious. Though I am ashamed to admit that the "banana" minion joke made me laugh as well. :^)

[@thatsannoying]

I remember binging the previous seasons to trash it but I ended up getting really invested in the series and genuinely appreciating the performance of all the actors. And to this day I STILL don’t understand why there were called the Chicken Girls. Just that they have chicken girl bracelets 🤔

[@heylol_.]

they like danced to this song 'birds of a feather' so that's where the cg came from ig?? and yeah they have friendship bracelets

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

They fly together 😌

[@waitwaitwaitno3182]

another commenter said it’s from a german book „Die Wilden Hühner” that translates to “the wild chickens” and that the girls in that story actually raise chickens. there’s not much context in the bratz TV version lolll

[@kristinepinlac2796]

@@rachelpetrilli3477 for very short intervals before landing in a deep fryer in Mcdonald's

[@elleeedman1808]

I did the same for their series stage fright lol. And I’m so starved for gay representation that I might watch the other seasons

[@Claire-lu8hf]

As a former dancer I must say not once have I ever been concerned about a teacher being too positive and inclusive.

[@NateAlyn]

I would pay money to hear your rendition of Dream's Mask

[@stormRed]

Finally content aimed at children that's cringey in a cute way instead of in a "the world is going to shit" kind of way

[@hermit_crab992]

The way Jordan says 'Attaway General' as 'ought to way general' is *chef's kiss*

[@sofastuffing]

Alterway General

[@moonrocks-19]

they’re called the chicken girls because they cross the road obviously

[@creatingdistractions]

Maybe not a young teen heart throb, but DEFINITELY a mid-twenties heart throb, speaking from experience lol

[@tiffanykim2773]

Or just a heart throb

[@arthurganjei6401]

As a teen I can confirm Jordan is a young teen heartthrob

[@thiccboi8963]

I second this as a teen

[@dancingqueen1492]

I third this

[@pr3ttyv1s1t0rrr]

Im happy that they decided to ship in the homeless children that survived and then let them sleep in the air ducts, it was really kind.

[@imaginareality]

That show doesn't even look as bad as I imagined it would be. Also, chicken girls makes me think of a German children's book series called "the wild chicks" (die wilden hühner) about a girl gang (and a rival boy gang of course). I loved those books (still do tbh) :D

[@derdurstbursch]

Auch dran gedacht. Obwohl ich die nur vom Namen kenne 😅

[@ZijnShayatanica]

"We could use some new blood around here" _"FOR THE CHICKEN GOD"_ _"Technically, everything takes place outside a hospital!"_ THE BEST LINES OF THE WHOLE EPISODE.

[@blue-dabad33]

maybe it's because i didn't get enough lgbt representation as a kid (i.e. i didn't get any at all), but seeing enby and wlw characters in a tv show, even a terrible one, makes my heart so happy

[@buzzinbea]

Yeah! The show seems poorly written and acted but not harmful which is always nice 😁their audience is probably young enough to enjoy it just fine

[@gremlinwc8996]

7:16 so no one's gonna mention how Jordan predicted the Dream face reveal? lmao

[@myapeterson5469]

I'm a gen z and I love watching Jordan because he's so cool and young

[@thomasdegroat6039]

It’s wild that this show is still going. It was started when TikTok was still Musical.ly

[@souprecipes2195]

as someone who is trans i dont think ive ever introduced myself with my pronouns like that to people i don't know and ive not met anyone who has within the community outside of specific contexts where it would make sense to do so. (like community meetings and stuff) and since i have not watched this show and this is my only experience seeing it i would like to imagine that every scene with that character is the exact same way where they just appear and state their name and pronouns and leave

[@alingoodtime]

not claire taking away opportunities from students from disadvantaged backgrounds (aka the san francisco event)

[@rmdavidov]

Star wars indeed takes place outside of a hospital.

[@strawberrywheels]

yasmina being immediately disliked for sharing information is so painfully familiar to me as a former autistic kid😭 people read it as bad or annoying when u answer questions or share trivia unprompted and i never thoroughly understood to keep quiet if i didnt wanna be picked on til like 7th grade 💀

[@UCsmhqhDMpXv3T8uEWA4lt0Q]

maybe the real chicken girls were the friends we made along the way

[@artgenix8052]

Petition for Jordan to name his fanbase the Chicken Girls. Then we can all fly together

[@memestealer7984]

Speaking of “new blood for the chicken god,” chickens are actually more like piranhas as depicted in media than actual piranhas apparently, fun fact! Don’t let anything bleed where they can see and reach they WILL try to eat it I wish there were real chickens in that show:( let down by brat tv

[@Dinosauringg]

Coming here a year late to discover that Jordan 100% predicted what Dream looks like beneath the mask to perfection.

[@JOKERWOKER_]

REAL

[@TheMaxguitarlessons]

The chicken girls is almost as good as my favorite brat show: the beef boys

[@FrenkTheJoy]

"Everyone's acting has improved so much" uh... *oh.*

[@pearkore6821]

Jordan's gimmick of commenting on videos is genuinely entertaining. Too funny.

[@ElariaFlori]

That dream joke at 9:00 was a BANGER. I nearly puked from laughter.

[@sanjanaishas2096]

PUKED?!

[@delilahtaylor4453]

jordan: watches season 9 with no background knowledge also jordan: did i miss something why do they have a bad relationship

[@saskialolita]

4:36 *_”define**_* the relationship” - lol you were close tho! 😂👌

[@maylen9299]

9:41 CHICKENS CAN'T FLY. The longest recorded chicken flight was like 13 seconds and like barely over three hundred feet, and that's the exception, not the rule.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I guess I would count that as flying, but chickens really don't "fly together" unless they are presumably in a panic.

[@ungoodthinkful]

Jordan has rapidly become my favorite comedy commentary channel, every video seriously makes me laugh until my sides ache

[@noelvaldez96]

If someone told me this was on Disney Channel I would believe them. Lol honestly a lot of Disney Channel shows nowadays look a lot cheaper. This isn’t bad.

[@jodizatezalo7316]

Jordan: *watches s9 ep1* Also Jordan: did I miss something?

[@briefcayc]

13:38 “let me try Jarvis’ other number, I guess”

[@AshTanya]

The young teen heartthrob Jordan has blessed us with a video

[@elenacaplinger780]

i just want to say there are a few creators on youtube who’s videos have made me do that kind of quiet laugh that makes you suffocate? and after this video jordan is on this list. thank you for that

[@Negol-ele]

"For the chicken god" had me rolling

[@BlitzedPort]

Jordan was pretty close in saying that kid looks like Dream.

[@kenos911]

Prophet

[@ashegrey3042]

“let me try jarvis’ other number” 😂😂

[@Cam-bk8rt]

I was actually born inside of a hospital. My mother watched this episode being filmed from the window of her room as I took my first breaths

[@LacroixboiMarx]

I like your version of Season 8. Currently watching this video outside a hospital.

[@Manigeitora]

15:35 NOBODY GONNA CALL OUT THIS GIRL JUST FAILED TO PUT HER HAND IN HER POCKET FOR 2 SECONDS

[@jur-im7gk]

ok so the minion chicken girl is the main chicken girl bc actually her sister was the main character and was the 'leader' of the chicken girls but then she and her friends left (they became too old). I have no idea why they call themselves chicken girls but I remember them having "chicken bracelets" LMAO (yes I watched some seasons a long time ago because I have nothing to do)

[@interestingishfae403]

Imma need more of these reactions. I used to watch this show because I had no life. The acting was pretty bad when I watched and I don’t really remember the plot but this was entertaining!

[@shannonervin1854]

the chicken girls thing is explained in season 8 during episode 16, "Chicken God: Hear It Hurgling"

[@jazzillion8356]

just finished the vid. immediately need more chicken girls content from you. plz serialize this

[@jazzillion8356]

mostly I need to know what chicken girls MEANS

[@jazzillion8356]

@Joëlle Weetjewel i appreciate the support but I am pretty set on viewing it thru the lens of Jordan Adika, plus I think he's already filmed some more lol

[@silassativa5332]

honestly i would watch and enjoy most things you put out so thanks for making content hope you’re well and all that and make what you enjoy making

[@y2k_enya]

2:47 I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at that joke 😭

[@jemwest2894]

The real chicken girls were those lost in the San Fransisco event all along

[@BigAlexgator]

Lmao the “even my chair is calling me a liar” was it for me

[@vuicks]

i love the way u record, i just love ur videos so much cant wait to see ur channel grow

[@Grace-er9ep]

Broke: not commenting Woke: saying something stupid for the algorithm since all you can do to support your creators is interact because, in fact, you are actually broke

[@breasknees2752]

Lmao at the parts where Jordan jokes about Dream 😂 the kids I babysit love him and I have to listen to that song so much because of them

[@phosphenevision]

World famous teen heartthrob Jordan Adika back at it again 🐺 awoooo

[@marang_a_letsatsi]

14:38 a jump scare warning would have been nice Jordan

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

Things no kid ever said: I really like that napoleon poster you have. Also is everyone Identifying as as woman in this a chicken girl? Is the one that demanded the creation of a new office cause she got there late a chicken girl? Is the president handwaver one? Where are the chicken?

[@butterfly_queen234]

6:56 when you put subtitles on so it can tell you what the character is saying but it just says " *speaks in foreign language* " like yes, I can see that

[@acatwithacomputer9158]

2 years later, I can not believe Billie Ellish stole the lyrics for "Birds of a feather" from the chicken girls theme song. I mean rhyming feather with together? Come on, like we wouldn't notice.

[@AaronYorkYT]

Jordan is young

[@ashegrey3042]

jordan starting a show 9 seasons in also jordan: “did i miss something?” yes jordan you missed 9 seasons of something

[@peachtea1318]

Not the incident 😭😭😭 Jordan you really are a super hip young person

[@roninfredricson6958]

Right as Jordan was trying to google where Attaway takes place a travel ad came on that started with a voice loudly exclaiming "ISRAEL!"

[@buggbonez]

yasmina made me irrationally angry

[@luciafeltovich896]

in retrospect you weren't too far off on what dream looks like

[@kenos911]

LMAO FR

[@ohmyrugman281]

if the writer was really a teen they would be comma ellipsis

[@TheJeannag]

For a show set in the ACU, this has surprisingly better acting than whatever tf is happening outside the hospital

[@Rylee_G]

Star wars takes place outside a hospital is one of the funniest things I've heard

[@melissachan2866]

there's so much in the attaway cinematic universe to cover 😂

[@sarahcornell7118]

All I got out of that episode is that a teacher doesn't know what the color cyan is

[@authbrunette]

I was there when the show premiered, when the movie dropped. Yet when I saw this title I was taken aback as if someone from 50 years ago in my life cameback. I do not know why they are called the Chicken Girls. I think it’s their school mascot?

[@yellobb3848]

The way the “triple president” thing kinda happened at my high school lmao. We elected our senior class president in the spring of junior year. Some kids didn’t realize elections had happened so in the fall they complained to the principal and he let them do like a co-president thing. Literally so wild

[@hannahcain7421]

"did i miss something?" Jordan... your on season 9 😔 (11:06)

[@JuliaPadro]

The Brat TV universe is so extended that there is a 1960s period piece that takes place in Attaway...

[@emmi8568]

Every time a character has my name I get anxiety. I am Emerson, not that child.

[@SanFranFan30]

Fun fact, San Francisco has zero kids. I would know as a kid from San Francisco.

[@prachisaini1]

Why...? , have they all migrated to some other state.

[@SanFranFan30]

@@prachisaini1 In all seriousness it's because of the tech-boom, it's virtually impossible to raise a child with such high rent and high property values. This has been slowly happening for decades as property values have always been high in San Francisco due to the constriction of space and zoning laws but the presence of Apple, Facebook, Google and other tech giants in the South-Bay has ratcheted up the desirability and prestige of San Francisco for young 20-somethings and 30-somethings drawn by the tech industry from out of state. Plus with the rise of work-from-home these tech bros feel more comfortable in the city now that they aren't necessarily required to commute the 45 minutes down to Cupertino and San Jose.

[@prachisaini1]

@@SanFranFan30 Wow thnks for the input , I am from India hence I thought that mostly in my country they said that sanfranciso tech giants were facing too much of woke culture as well high rise in expenses and property thnks 🙏🏻.

[@elenabloksberg212]

the stupid little bit at the end with the face tracking in and out of frame brought a genuine smile to my face. :)

[@breannabarraza9747]

Thank you Jordan, that was exactly the outro I needed after a long day of work. Ive been sitting in the common area scarfing down a sandwich I made last night and forgot to bring to work, while avoiding talking to the two other people in the room. Your video broke me out of the bad mood that made me feel like I couldn't laugh. Again thank you and Im gonna go be nicer to my roommates 💞 PS im sure the food helped too but Id rather give your credit

[@Grace-er9ep]

Jordan opened Pandora's Box and chicken girls came out