If a guy has “entrepreneur” in his bio or thinks tiktok is a job, r u n
@StoneColdFox174 жыл бұрын
Factsss
@rocketgrunt52524 жыл бұрын
@@StoneColdFox17 if a girl adds extra letters to random words she's a hive minded thot. Run
@keiyku4 жыл бұрын
@@rocketgrunt5252 If a male uses the word thot he's an insecure gamer that turns his feelings of self hate into bitterness towards random girls on the internet. Run.
@matthieuleperlier2514 жыл бұрын
@@rocketgrunt5252 those extra blanks, or "letters" as you call them (although space wasn't a letter last time I checked) are obviously for emphasis. Come on dude, if you're to call a woman a thot, at least make your claim legitimate. You're tainting the word, maaan.
@rocketgrunt52524 жыл бұрын
@@matthieuleperlier251 trust me on this.you gotta see the subtle clues
@DwaineWoolley4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he is over compensating for something
@thisissam38354 жыл бұрын
JAIL 💀💀💀
@mryeast9074 жыл бұрын
His small......mental capacity.
@burnerone694 жыл бұрын
Yah. SmallPP syndrome.
@alvinanis30064 жыл бұрын
Yep, definitely conversion therapy.
@sea_triscuit79804 жыл бұрын
TPS (Tiny penis syndrome) is a serious disease... Hahaha
@kurtisconner4 жыл бұрын
that was a very nice thing to say about me i love u sir hilarious as always
@bobsburgers84974 жыл бұрын
I love you so much🧡 you’re a cool dude👍
@Zarrar28024 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the tomato mafia.
@Anonymous385724 жыл бұрын
It's a zorse of course
@chanti17874 жыл бұрын
Kings supporting kings 😌✨
@stanfatou20024 жыл бұрын
Aww. Wait i love u kurtis doing leave😭-
@bellaanon45314 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if a man tried to get me to go home with him by saying "Wanna see my dog?" ... I would run because that sounds like a serial killer.
@AnxietyRat4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Timbobjr4 жыл бұрын
Hey, you're pretty. Wanna come over to my place and play Mario Kart? I have a cute dog
@benf68223 жыл бұрын
@@Timbobjr with the user photo it makes it even scarier
@AnxietyRat3 жыл бұрын
@@mushroomsteve That's something that you can easily fix with obedience training. Eating poop can be extremely dangerous. Even for dogs. For the same reason it's dangerous for humans to eat it. For your dogs health please look into training! It's such an easy fix.
@AnxietyRat3 жыл бұрын
@@mushroomsteve Getting a professionals advice and tools will help nip it in the bud. It's an easy thing to correct. I promise you. Such a small behavioural issue isn't difficult to correct with the proper skills. I've seen *way* worse dogs improve significantly. It's an easy fix and would eliminate this unnessesary stress from your life. And it *is* unnessesary.
@Amanda-fh5mp4 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter how nice Russel’s clothes might be, it’s damn near impossible to dress up a personality that rancid.
@TheLastHylianTitan4 жыл бұрын
Whoop, there it is! He’s AWFUL. He can dress himself up all he wants, I wouldn’t even stay in the same room as him. What a slime ball.
@sandmans59804 жыл бұрын
It's the equivalent of putting a suit and tie on a trash can lol
@chelseahollis44234 жыл бұрын
Yall comments have sent me flying into laughter because the burn is THAT severe🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aqilahsdead4 жыл бұрын
Well said ma!!
@MrEmperorBlack4 жыл бұрын
Well said
@Hey_Jamie4 жыл бұрын
This dude is severely overcompensating to try and convince his parents that conversion camp worked.
@LeonLush4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chipskylark55004 жыл бұрын
bbbbbruh
@CylinderHeadE604 жыл бұрын
Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder
@adriand50664 жыл бұрын
Damn this is funny but sad at the same time cause this shit actually happens 😂
@jenandjuice_4 жыл бұрын
SIS - 💀💀😭😭
@shannelizabeth49664 жыл бұрын
‘’Alwwys have a reason to bring them home’’ sounds like a murderer trying to lure you in with puppies.
@PatPat05124 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the dog excuse, Mario Kart. It's like pedophile techniques.
@omeloithemarshmallow76634 жыл бұрын
I know right??????
@katiesmith6614 жыл бұрын
Adult level stranger danger
@burberrymood4 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@gotthesauce52214 жыл бұрын
"sometimes u jus wana cuddle yo"
@r0xanne_d0ll3 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda bad for the women that actually hooked up with this guy. Imagine them watching his content and having to hear him say he's into insecure models who should be treated like horses.
@piperpilot263 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad because I'd bet a whole dollar that this dope is still a virgin.
@rebeccawhittington89793 жыл бұрын
@Ervine Ulumkaper what about Half dollar...
@little28263 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming these women are imaginary and if they aren't I don't want to know the type of girl this guy could land.
@end45673 жыл бұрын
This guy just CLAIMS he hooked up with a lot of women. I doubt he did it with that many, if any at all.
@fernando7663 жыл бұрын
@@end4567 ye lol he said he had many relationships with models each for years. unless he is immortal i dont believe him
@chickenlittle50954 жыл бұрын
Christ, nothing like dressing like a real estate agent to pick up.
@nice1cool4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rockboy3604 жыл бұрын
Real estate agents actually get laid a lot
@brettbrown16134 жыл бұрын
@@rockboy360 where are you getting your statistics lol? Why and how would you know the numbers on that?
@rockboy3604 жыл бұрын
@@brettbrown1613 they make a lot of money and most good salesmen have tight game
@omgvague4 жыл бұрын
@@brettbrown1613 Real Estate Agent is like a notch or two below Doctor/Lawyer.
@SBTheDemon4 жыл бұрын
Everything this guy is saying can be boiled down to two simple words: “Take advantage”
@waynewright81894 жыл бұрын
Let’s fucking do it
@crzxm4 жыл бұрын
@brandon roberts hell yeah
@yuliiza4 жыл бұрын
@Windigo Jones um.
@jackstrydom55584 жыл бұрын
@Windigo Jones yikes
@Merassh4 жыл бұрын
@Windigo Jones yeah dude im sure you do
@EmsLionheart4 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest part. That he thinks the women are ONLY sleeping with HIM.
@Anna-tk7ui3 жыл бұрын
How does he know he's not a stallion in THEIR stable?
@NameName-yj7lp3 жыл бұрын
Like women also don’t do this Fr he can be a horse too
@EmsLionheart3 жыл бұрын
@@NameName-yj7lp Sorry to burst your bubble but no one said they didn’t In case you missed it , THAT was my point And he is just delusional, thinkin that he is the only stud for those gals’ farms Ppppleeease
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access3 жыл бұрын
Lolol promise you he’s the broken pony in the stable, not the stallion.
@Anna-or1xd3 жыл бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access This comment took me tf out ☠️
@Sarajean9134 жыл бұрын
“Trust me I’ve had plenty of opportunities to wife it up” Sir, this is an Arby’s
@illeatthat4 жыл бұрын
This is a Wendy’s.....
@quarantinelife.4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lifelikelisa4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said, "wipe it up." I'm glad you clarified because my mind went to a dark place. Lol.
@giggleshots79203 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!
@MichaelDillenger3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Splitleaf4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get past that he thinks Blasian is a blonde Asian.
@tweenytwinkies4 жыл бұрын
He truly is the definition on white privilege
@SuryaTheBeast4 жыл бұрын
@@tweenytwinkies No he isn't. I don't see how you got that from this. Everybody that liked your comment are just retards.
@dylanflanders72994 жыл бұрын
I swear he was trolling I bought it till he said blasian
@maggyachidi53984 жыл бұрын
Surya The Beast I’m pretty sure to some degree he is.
@RachCan4 жыл бұрын
Homeboy probably thinks raisins are redhead Asians
@wuzumaki4 жыл бұрын
His definition of "blasian" is completely wrong. He probably thinks "lightskin" is an albino.
@nephilim60324 жыл бұрын
"We've never once played Mario Kart." He's never once had sex with another person.
@mgaus3 жыл бұрын
The "I have a dog I wanna show you," line is the definition of $3xual predator
@thierry10263 жыл бұрын
@@mgaus I prefer to say I want her to taste something my mother made.
@HeatherHolt3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Mally620 Жыл бұрын
With a woman*
@2ndAgbala Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Hemestal4 жыл бұрын
"Women don't date weak dudes" Said by a walking stick.
@chelseahollis44234 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be with a "weak" dude then this walking stick neanderthal like good God 🤦🏾♀️🙃
@JonYugen4 жыл бұрын
xQc
@R4GNAR0G4 жыл бұрын
And thr irony is strong man don't do date at all. LOL
@mr.irrelevant88264 жыл бұрын
You toxic asf
@Caughtin32K4 жыл бұрын
Spoken from experience, maybe? 🤔
@peppermintzi4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you and Kurtis are tearing Russell Hartley to shreds. He honestly deserves a reality check and a smack to the face.
@crzxm4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@shreyaasissury32194 жыл бұрын
yeah this dude probably believes that the world revolves around him. It also seems like that he actually thinks his 'tips' actually work on real life women
@orangeman32204 жыл бұрын
@@crzxm watch the video m8
@crzxm4 жыл бұрын
@@orangeman3220 I did.
@RICHFRVR4 жыл бұрын
@@crzxm Cause he is a conceited pos pick up artist.
@oheyitskayyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
I cant be the only women that thinks that overly confident arrogant guys like this are repulsive. His personality is so phoney idk who would ever fall for that
@OhHeckYesLexie4 жыл бұрын
Other narcissistic women maybe
@muffygraves4 жыл бұрын
@@OhHeckYesLexie right?! Meanwhile some ladies like men more like Leon!!! 😻
@shanna31484 жыл бұрын
No, I'd sooner punch him in the face rather than speak to him.
@t-dot15644 жыл бұрын
They probably have their own agenda, tbh. So he thinks he's working them, but they might be thinking about free drinks, car, etc. Just seems like the shallow dating scene y'know?
@rickdav83394 жыл бұрын
Girls that act the same.
@j.a.r.family25764 жыл бұрын
Imagine all the boys out there that actually take him dead serious?? That's terrifying.
@melissag82703 жыл бұрын
I know right he’s got a following on social media 😬😬😬
@SunnyGirlFlorida Жыл бұрын
He's like a less-threatening, smiley version of Andrew Tate.
@KaleidoSaurus4 жыл бұрын
Did he just call a blond asian, a blasian? That's not what a blasian is, and to say they are easy after specifying her ethnic background is racist.
@raeducky29944 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RtistiqSkubie4 жыл бұрын
@ren 002 he doesn't seem to know much that either... I still can't believe he said Blasian, my cousins are Blasian and they're certainly not blond.
@Spongebob-lf5dn4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why he went from an Asian to a half black half Asian
@virtualarmageddon62324 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw the clip I laughed so hard in disbelief that he thought blasian meant "blonde asian". It doesn't matter how tailored of a suit he gets, it'll never be able to cover up the stupid :')
@ajoajoajoaj4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize that was what he meant by Blasian.
@emilythayer6354 жыл бұрын
Leon’s values: 1. Respecting women 2. Mario kart
@gxo.4 жыл бұрын
So simping
@DeepNtuSer4 жыл бұрын
Of course, those are the only priorities of every mangina out there!
@shadysam71614 жыл бұрын
@@gxo. is simping a fancy smancy way of saying that you really like the Simpsons?
@shadysam71614 жыл бұрын
@@DeepNtuSer are you implying that respecting women is bad
@gxo.4 жыл бұрын
@@shadysam7161 doing nice things for a girl who doesn't feel the same way about you
@SunlessPeriwinkle4 жыл бұрын
"I never once played Mario kart with a girl" because they all rejected me for lying about Mario kart.
@DarkRubberDucky4 жыл бұрын
Amen. If I hear Mario Kart and dont get to play Mario Kart, I'm out. He's never played because he lied and the ladies left.
@solala13123 жыл бұрын
tbh i would report a hate crime for that scumbag move
@Savvy.4 жыл бұрын
For someone who talks about stables so much, he seems pretty... unstable
@EchosNarcissis4 жыл бұрын
A guy THIS skinny and vanilla trying to say “respect the drip” makes me uncomfortable.
@tothemoon51084 жыл бұрын
im laughing so hard when he said that.
@maverickpope94524 жыл бұрын
My jaw straight up hurts from clenching so hard
@aleigh8054 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He needs to do something about that little boy body.
@EchosNarcissis4 жыл бұрын
Incel Lives Matter. K, honey. Your reading into this one a bit too hard, here. No one AT ALL said there’s anything wrong with being skinny. In fact, his beta male lil body FITS PERFECTLY to his personality. It suits him well, actually! It takes A LOT of confidence and than some to pretend to be so alpha male while sporting the body of an undernourished Mick Jagger. All while telling us civilians to ‘respect the drip...’
@aleigh8054 жыл бұрын
@Incel Lives Matter Maybe it's just a preference thing, too. If I'm in a rush and bump into him - the weight of my hip and butt cheek would shatter his thigh. It's comical to listen to a guy that looks like a prepubescent boy ramble on about women when it's clear he wouldn't know what to do with a woman. That being said, I'm also with Leon - you don't ever promise Mario Kart and not come through. He lost points there, too. Jesus, he looks like a kid, least he could do is get out the N64.
@rmvlgn4 жыл бұрын
if his whole account was "respect a womans boundaries and privacy, get clear consent, treat her like a human" then nobody would have a problem but no, go ahead and compare us to horses definitely
@swag4rce4 жыл бұрын
yes this
@wayneorourke62074 жыл бұрын
Treat her like a human 😂😂😂😂
@TheDebGuy4 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t get him views
@rmvlgn4 жыл бұрын
TheDebGuy he would definitely be respected tho. honestly id prefer him to have less views but be respectful to women than lots of views and being disrespectful
@TheDebGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@rmvlgn So like. Yeah. It'd be cool to be a good human being. But what you care and what he cares are different things. I'm not giving an excuse. I'm just giving a reason for why he does it. He preys on incels
@Annathesurfer4 жыл бұрын
As a horse person I must say.. Russell... you’ll already know if a mare is a thoroughbred before it’s in your stable. But we all know you can’t handle a thoroughbred.
@epinny93194 жыл бұрын
lol and I laugh when people think Thoroughbred is a term for a "pureblood" horse instead of a specific breed. But that's the annoying horse girl in me.
@XX-jk7hx2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! This is the BEST Kreative comment on KZbin!
@Gooner3333333333 жыл бұрын
A guy bragging about how many women he gets, doesnt get any women
@Skibbitypappappa Жыл бұрын
100%
@dewilew21374 жыл бұрын
Blasian does not mean “blond Asian” 🤦🏽♀️
@omgvague4 жыл бұрын
Let's not tell him that. ;)
@omgvague4 жыл бұрын
@noone correct.
@mrpeach20234 жыл бұрын
noone How about just “black Asian”.
@matthewb03-s4b4 жыл бұрын
@@mrpeach2023 saying hybrid isn't racist.....
@teejbees4 жыл бұрын
Matthew bieker Lets not call people hybrids
@kattyberg2464 жыл бұрын
This man doesn’t even know thats not what a “blasian” is lmao it’s like his friends are messing with him giving him fake advice and he’s believing every word they say
@virtualarmageddon62324 жыл бұрын
I'm never going to get over "blasian" in his head meaning blonde asian 🤭 how do you get it so wrong lmao
@cortez18034 жыл бұрын
@@virtualarmageddon6232 and i thought i was wrong for a second :D
@kb86224 жыл бұрын
Thank You! Soneone said it
@SynterraSteen4 жыл бұрын
VirtualArmageddon because you think white girls are the best
@virtualarmageddon62324 жыл бұрын
@@SynterraSteen he really does radiate racist, misogynist energy
@Lauren-ub7ih4 жыл бұрын
He's so many undesirable types of men rolled into one I don't even know where to begin. 🤢
@Melly16yr103 жыл бұрын
Agreed to that
@Ggrrllable3 жыл бұрын
This guy's a lesson in the necessity of social support while transitioning from the Mormon lifestyle.
@msfluorescent2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin underrated comment, I'm dying
@bcpr98122 жыл бұрын
He definitely gives "Mormon missionary" energy.
@tashaheimermann43592 жыл бұрын
Yup I think you hooked this fish 🐟!!!!!lol
@GiornoIsYourDaddy Жыл бұрын
This is still such an underrated comment a year later-you hit the nail on the head
@themagroom Жыл бұрын
Excellent comment. I 100% saw this guy riding a bike in my neighborhood, I'm not kidding. And he talks with his hands whilst riding, it's actually really impressive.
@pvt.prinny7594 жыл бұрын
I expected him to go on about ”put some roofies in her drink when she’s not looking, easy!”
@patrickgallagher11614 жыл бұрын
Ssssssss yikes
@meredithgrubb70273 жыл бұрын
I couldnt believe he didnt say it
@tino47694 жыл бұрын
So many dudes have mocked and rejected his behavior, and i just wanted to say thank you for calling this dude out.
@thomasbowe99564 жыл бұрын
because hes a total idiot in every possible way. I would love to see a 3 episode mini series of a camera crew following him to different bars/clubs so everyone can sit back and watch him strike out all night long. Epic Fail. that would be great. put your money where your mouth is dude. how many women can he really pick up over the course of a weekend or 2? could you imagine him "kicking game" in that stupid bow tie and suit in just your average local drinking hole, lol, what a joke.
@freedomdude54204 жыл бұрын
Red pill men would have a field day with him. This guy does not know what women nature is.
@deevee53274 жыл бұрын
Guy talking big game when it's his daddy's money he's throwing about.
@drewplaysmusic4 жыл бұрын
Too real
@freedomdude54204 жыл бұрын
True!
@sonsauvage4 жыл бұрын
You know this guy hires escorts and calls it "dating models"
@pame_molina23 жыл бұрын
mmm
@sugarshannie6232 жыл бұрын
That part exactly 💯 👌 🤣
@Skibbitypappappa Жыл бұрын
100%
@dulce1414 жыл бұрын
for someone giving dating advice he sounds like someone whos never been with a girl before
@TCherice4 жыл бұрын
If you picked up on that, it’s because he 1000% has never been with a woman. Maybe a few guys but he’s scared to admit it.
@arman76414 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3vVqGqZZ86Bi9k
@Jassiespassie4 жыл бұрын
Or a girl he hasn't paid for
@robertbarrientos77414 жыл бұрын
This guy HAS to be satire. I mean people like this can't exist right?
@XPCREEPER4 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what im thinking. so many things on the internet only exist for shock value. maybe he is smart enough to make these videos just to make people mad and gain attention. if its real then fuck, our society does kinda set people up to think like this, very disgusting and retarded
@violetsparkles54534 жыл бұрын
Fam... it's real. I've met incels, I've been approached by a rainbow-like variety of guys. These guys exist. They're so up in their own heads they lack any self-awareness for anyone with a single unit of brain cell to take them seriously.
@Siireneyes4 жыл бұрын
Robert Barrientos almost every woman has had a conversation with men like this it’s disturbing
@Cerberus034 жыл бұрын
I once had a guy (who was dressed in a suit at a comicon btw) who came up to me and insulted me for 5 minutes after he took a photo with me. Unfortunately, people like that do exist.
@FullMoonOctober4 жыл бұрын
It's like Barney Stinson escaped from HIMYM
@oliviarichman60354 жыл бұрын
"they've only been with you." ummm... how do you know?
@msjhern33 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaa I said the same thing out loud
@DrBeauHightower3 жыл бұрын
This dude is definitely just reading pick-up books and regurgitating it on TikTok
@rabbithole93733 жыл бұрын
Yo doc.
@Shippo284 жыл бұрын
I'd rather go home with a guy who's just honest about sex then being lied to like this creep.
@MENACE-km6bd4 жыл бұрын
@The Loner Millionaire She said "I". She's referring to herself. Why do people these days think they know everyone's entire life story based on a comment. Like, really, dude?
@mankrikswifey4 жыл бұрын
The Loner Millionaire yes......... so wise...... excellent good sir.......
@aliceowo95784 жыл бұрын
The Loner Millionaire some girls actually say what they mean dude.
@boyxgamer4 жыл бұрын
@Agatha z you seem to be under the same misunderstanding as our misogynist friend. The original comment clearly says "I". They're referring to themselves.
@GavinWandersee4 жыл бұрын
I mean I think anybody would rather date someone who is honest and likes them rather then someone referring to them as a horse
@kevbotroberts4 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced this guy can’t leave his bathroom, like it’s some sort of purgatory where he is just trapped in the bathroom mirror.
@delilabei9704 жыл бұрын
If only
@erinmcguire38854 жыл бұрын
Narcissus, anyone?
@banditxavier28934 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he's dead and he's trapped in hell.
@passiveleap41224 жыл бұрын
"I have a dog at home you'll want to meet"...aka "hey kid I have a van and some candy"
@thewolfstarfire4 жыл бұрын
If so, the world is safe from his misogynistic wrath
@acuriousspoon8434 жыл бұрын
plot twist: hes actually talking about horses, not women
@Vick80004 жыл бұрын
The Original Rocket Man big spoon or little spoon?
@mythicalsubscriber34864 жыл бұрын
Vic both
@unicornburgers3024 жыл бұрын
The Original Rocket Man Do I have the course for you
@jboogy32394 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt wanna play mario cart against a horse neither.
@brianpinkey6764 жыл бұрын
@@jboogy3239 Yea they don't have thumbs!!
@iv3nuz9734 жыл бұрын
this man has never touched a woman in his life
@silentype30084 жыл бұрын
Russell may believe that he's a _dark horse_ but in reality he's just a _nightmare._
@missbrookes11434 жыл бұрын
Nah. Horses are women. He’s a donkey
@zenaren4 жыл бұрын
@@missbrookes1143 No, that would give too much credit to Shrek, he's more of a mule.
@arman76414 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3vVqGqZZ86Bi9k
@matchyya4 жыл бұрын
i hate this joke. everything
@allypezz4 жыл бұрын
This guy was a dork in high school who thinks he's a high-flyer now.
@tylermaccus24644 жыл бұрын
Accurate af
@amgm19964 жыл бұрын
oooof.
@mushroomsteve3 жыл бұрын
He sure spends a lot of money on "threads".
@a_diamond3 жыл бұрын
As someone who was a dork in highschool: Nah. Jerks are jerks.
@trashbiscuits19062 жыл бұрын
right? you can immediately tell by the awkward inflections in his voice. He definitely was one of those gawky stick boys back in the day. it’s so easy to smell out lmao
@austinpopdan41904 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: if a dude brags about being an alpha male that means they're a total beta.
@kyrandow4 жыл бұрын
finally someone said it
@fatclown37604 жыл бұрын
Mike Tyson brags about being an Alpha Male and I wouldn't call him beta.
@sirgianthammer47174 жыл бұрын
Fat Clown yah but Tyson also has a few screws loose and his lisp I feel like mike views himself as beta while the rest of us don’t lol
@fatclown37604 жыл бұрын
@@sirgianthammer4717 My point is simply bragging about being alpha doesn't make you beta and Mike Tyson was an example of that.
@andrewb61944 жыл бұрын
The whole concept of “Alpha Males” was based around a false belief of Wolf behavior and social structure! Wolves, similar to humans, are family based creatures with a parental pair and their children being the main setup! “Alphas and Betas” DO NOT EXIST in humans! And all the concept does is promote bullying, abuse, and violence! Any person who’s worth the while will be confident and happy with who they are, and treat others with care and respect! Something most “Alpha Males” don’t do!
@skoorbryan4 жыл бұрын
I bet he's a rich tech bro that pays women to be in his videos. He's just playing this Barney from HIMYM way too heavy handed.
@jarid1144 жыл бұрын
Him: “As a 6’1 well dressed white guy...” Me: as a 5’1 latina, I think I can take him down. He looks like he needs assistance to lift a glass of water.
@argentlupus134 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha!
@Jukinj944 жыл бұрын
I love the fire of you latin women so beautifully dangerous.😍
@abijahlevi9374 жыл бұрын
@@Jukinj94 the heckkk?!
@carenna12204 жыл бұрын
@@Jukinj94 um.
@Jukinj944 жыл бұрын
@@abijahlevi937 Yeah
@spacemanandy24 жыл бұрын
When a virgin tries too hard to be chad, you get Russell Hartley
@vollyballgirl2574 жыл бұрын
PFFFFFFT XD
@ElijahSinclair12204 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a chad
@Awesomoso4 жыл бұрын
@@ElijahSinclair1220 originally used in incel culture, a Chad is a guy that can get a lot of girls very easily. Since it's explosion in usage, respecting women may have been added to the characteristics of a Chad. This explosion was in thanks to the "virgin versus Chad" meme, where you can probably get a better idea.
@ElijahSinclair12204 жыл бұрын
Awesomoso that's me thanks for the explanation
@Awesomoso4 жыл бұрын
@@ElijahSinclair1220 yw
@Dramallamalaci4 жыл бұрын
If Russell's hands were tied down, he'd lose the ability to speak.
@noh-13864 жыл бұрын
promise
@zurizoraya86724 жыл бұрын
lmfao XD
@unicornburgers3024 жыл бұрын
He’s not actually talking, he’s conducting an orchestra of tiny men in his mouth.
@sangpuiipautu69344 жыл бұрын
Someone have to tell russell this 😂
@drtyslzy4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@SapienSafari4 жыл бұрын
“Making out in the club.” I too remember being a child. Fun times.
@warwasnotinvited4 жыл бұрын
"always have a reason to bring her home" Me: I'm 26 and still live with my parents. Want to meet them?
@mrsflower1254 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CindyMartinez1one4 жыл бұрын
Am I weird for thinking that's actually really cute
@UnHuecoEnMiCorazon4 жыл бұрын
@@CindyMartinez1one Naah, it is cute! I don't get why people get scared about meeting the parents, that doesn't mean you are gonna be stuck with the dude just because you know his parents.
@CindyMartinez1one4 жыл бұрын
@@UnHuecoEnMiCorazon I think meeting the parents sounds fun actually
@warwasnotinvited4 жыл бұрын
@@CindyMartinez1one my parents are lovely people. a bit xenophobic, but lovely nonetheless.^^
@reldra4 жыл бұрын
He has to be playing a character. He is about as attractive as a limp piece of celery.
@jack-o-trades3044 жыл бұрын
He has money and that’s all Cali girls care about.
@reldra4 жыл бұрын
@@jack-o-trades304 No, not all cali girls. There are a lot of things I could overlook fo money, but not Jared Kushener's even skinnier twin.
@Naniii-r2x4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sparktherandomgamer47994 жыл бұрын
That’s offensive the celery
@Voodoorai2 жыл бұрын
Ya, the character is a straight man. 🤔
@ronvernicamarie60504 жыл бұрын
I haven’t met a single woman in my entire life who would go for a guy like this, so I’m highly doubting the amount of women he has in his life. This is such a sad joke.
@69mickswagg4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I've known men like this, and I have been friends with guys that treat girls like this. There are plenty of women out there that will go for that sort of thing. Many of the women were just as shitty as he was though. So it kind of cancels out.
@silentj6243 жыл бұрын
Sadly they exist. Low self esteem
@doctorfeelgood26702 жыл бұрын
You would truly be suprised, younger men and women nowadays are just as repulsive and enjoy the stress and drama someone like this would bring.
@filipjecz3 жыл бұрын
His "character" speaks - I'm an alpha male, complete and utter cheauvinist and all women are just tools for pleasure. His demeanor speaks - I've been bullied most of my life for being weird and I'm clearly compensating my lost childhood by doing the same thing others did to me.
@anthonypittman64434 жыл бұрын
Advice to guys wanting to get girls, treat them like humans, boom, now pay me.
@samuraiguy64744 жыл бұрын
TAKE MY MONEY!
@MK_ULTRA4204 жыл бұрын
I did that but she just wants to be friends. Like no I'm not just friends with people I'm sexually attracted to.
@flyingsnake37374 жыл бұрын
@@MK_ULTRA420 Then find yourself somebody else. Why does it have to be her ? There's millions of women out there for God's sakes.
@MK_ULTRA4204 жыл бұрын
@@flyingsnake3737 Tbh I have more success treating them like little girls. Even the "feminists"...
@flyingsnake37374 жыл бұрын
@@MK_ULTRA420 Like little girls ? That sounds creepy 😂
@bubbs69694 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask a fish how to catch fish, ask a fisherman." Maybe the fish has a contradicting message to the fisherman because the fish isn't too keen on being ripped from its home to suffocate and then be gutted and devoured or hung on a wall like a trophy. See, I can make your stupid analogies work for me too.
@itstriplem20694 жыл бұрын
The only point ill give him slightly is that dont listen to the fish to learn how to catch it. All the dudes I know have genuinely advised me to not ask girls about how to date, and they're right. I listened to a few a few times and they ended as expected. Not saying girls can't give good advice, just from my experience I manily take it from dudes.
@unicornburgers3024 жыл бұрын
EmperorShadow Don’t rely too heavily on people’s advice, just treat people right and learn from your mistakes. You’ll do fine sweetie.
@TheMistressMisery4 жыл бұрын
@@itstriplem2069 I dunno, sounds like you need new friends, overall. Asking advice from women about how to date women isn't a bad idea. Best idea is to ask the woman you're interested in about dating advice, as the advice she will give you will be what SHE would PERSONALLY like a guy to do for her. Take notes, and follow through. Be yourself and be honest, no games or BS. Simple.
@itstriplem20694 жыл бұрын
@@TheMistressMisery That sounds like terrible advice, no offense, but trust me that doesn't work. Tried a few times. I'll stick with my current method, seems to be working just fine.
@itstriplem20694 жыл бұрын
@@unicornburgers302 Oh yeah definitely, I usually take stuff with a grain of salt and do it in my own way.
@WizKhalia134 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking a Blasian is a Blonde Asian
@theoverunderthinker4 жыл бұрын
means that he probably had never been with either a blonde or an Asian!
@TheMistressMisery4 жыл бұрын
@@theoverunderthinker Or a woman he didnt pay...let's be honest here.
@Isabel-ge1ou4 жыл бұрын
TheJewelTheory i am guessing this means real Blasians are probably safe.
@sail41704 жыл бұрын
I think he just goes home alone😭😭
@littleknownlibertylover3954 жыл бұрын
Imagine imagining thinking a blasian is a blonde Asian
@thetragedyofcommons4 жыл бұрын
i can hear the sounds of lids snapping shut on drinks as he walks by
@analeigh59083 жыл бұрын
Being in the closet makes people do crazy things sometimes.
@adamivy4 жыл бұрын
The blue sport coat paired with the Jelly Fish in the background. Save some poon for the rest of us bro.
@brianogle11194 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a seventh grader learning the word ‘penis’” Okay, but that’s objectively hilarious.
@saddaddytentacles98974 жыл бұрын
I swear I become a desert the moment someone says “female” I can’t 🤢
@MM-ly7cm4 жыл бұрын
Especially when that person says “female” and then uses “man” in the same way 😂 Like, I’m a biology major, so using male and female is normal for me. But the equivalent to female isn’t MEN. It’s soooo weird 🤧
@MePatra4 жыл бұрын
M M omg ty I h8 it so much
@moonbeam37254 жыл бұрын
Same. Because you know the meaning they usually want to put into it is like “subhuman” , less-than-man. Fuck that
@MM-ly7cm4 жыл бұрын
Shawty Wallgreens well yeah, but when dealing with other animals, it’s weird to say woman and man lmao Male and female is just used more often 😂
@emilylynnnx41724 жыл бұрын
Why?
@ladureelover76203 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t actually like women, he likes them when they give him what he wants
@Somebody-Somewhere4 жыл бұрын
You know what women love? When they're treated like thinking, human people with functioning brains instead of collectibles or animals you can catch. Of course, that should be the default of every human, but a lot of people just dont treat them like that.
@kstiemsma4 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me that women do not like being treated like Pokémon 🤔
@edsonlapomarede63184 жыл бұрын
Lol you have to realise that this dating coach is teaching these guys how to get sluts.Not really how to get a genuin girlfriends
@Steve_Just_Steve4 жыл бұрын
@@edsonlapomarede6318 exactly, for them to like being treated like ppl with "functioning brains" they have to actually have one.
@edsonlapomarede63184 жыл бұрын
@@Steve_Just_Steve Lol 😂
@iloveseeingtheworldburn40354 жыл бұрын
@@kstiemsma hahahaha
@Spoeism4 жыл бұрын
I think Russell pretends to like women because it helps his career.
@moshunit964 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@queencleopatra0074 жыл бұрын
I kinda got those vibes too
@JoeDirtisawsome2 жыл бұрын
I agree that this guys sucks, but can we stop accusing every toxicaly masculine misogynist of being secretly gay?
@ArchirothB4 жыл бұрын
He's just trying to convince us that he is desirable.
@SapienSafari4 жыл бұрын
I know this insanely happy couple and they play Mario Kart together. They’re also very good people.
@herculesbrofister2653 жыл бұрын
i read about this couple who played world of warcraft together. they were arrested for child neglect because they just did meth and played wow all day.
@herculesbrofister2653 жыл бұрын
or maybe they just looked like they did meth, i don't really remember
@queen-monarch3 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't lie to women about Mario kart.
@Gigantor10034 жыл бұрын
I like how he says “confident man” like he doesn’t know that it’ shortens to “con man”.
@stormyalice4 жыл бұрын
The weirdest part to me is that he thinks girls make out with their friends. That's a sign of a virgin or someone who hasn't had much interaction with women. I'm a lesbian and that's even weird to me.
@crieverytim4 жыл бұрын
I think its funny that you don't think girls make out with their friends. they most certainly do. maybe your gf's tell you that so you don't act jealous when they want to hang out with other girls
@xdoxxy4 жыл бұрын
ice la honk I agree, but the way he was talking it seems like he feels like it’s something EVERY girl does.
@vikkilooper40754 жыл бұрын
Straight or bi girls make out with their friends. I used to back in my going to bars days. However I've been sober for half a decade.
@btaylerpackard24754 жыл бұрын
When I drink with my best friend we kiss occasionally. When we say goodbye to each other we've kissed a few times. Kissing platonically is a thing some people enjoy and can do without catching feelings
@btaylerpackard24754 жыл бұрын
@@vikkilooper4075 congratulations!🙏🏾
@Hollow-ty3qm4 жыл бұрын
This guy screams "i'm insecure in my manhood"
@theKRB933 жыл бұрын
My first and honest thought when seeing snippets of Russell was "Wow, he's going to wind up one lonely dude"
@TokageDemon4 жыл бұрын
At least when TikTok dies people like this will have to stop pretending they have any decent advice to share.
@Markitup5324 жыл бұрын
? There will just be the next tiktok..
@dewayne83404 жыл бұрын
Mark Elliott NO. STOP GIVING IDEAS.
@seb______4 жыл бұрын
Big Neil And little Neil bro tiktok was just musically and musically was just like vine. There’s always going to be another vine, another tiktok.
@TokageDemon4 жыл бұрын
@@seb______ doesnt mean we cant all take solace when they get deleted.
@dewayne83404 жыл бұрын
Kurt Dela Cruz Doesn’t mean I want to know that.
@caden06224 жыл бұрын
“Well Russ, you’re clearly gay and that’s cool... but you tried to oil me up; and that ain’t cool.” - Leon Phelps “The Ladies Man”
@trippyfizzy99114 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha finnaly someone pointed it out... a tip of my hat to you sirr
@izzyisme084 жыл бұрын
He low key seems upset that he hasn’t talked to “The Russian Girl” in a while.
@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear hazl
@dakotadad88354 жыл бұрын
Low key
@cclange42894 жыл бұрын
Gacha kid = invalid opinion
@govaic4 жыл бұрын
@@cclange4289 they speakin fax tho
@TheOneAndOnlyUlrike3 жыл бұрын
I have a pick up line for him: "Hey dude, are you a snack?" "Why?" "Because there're coming two cooked spaghettis out of you sleeves."
@sabrinacoccagna7424 жыл бұрын
President trump said ”TikTok could be shut down as of TODAY” Maybe cause he saw this guy 😂
@TW-xl2lk4 жыл бұрын
Nah he'd be taking this guy's advice. Or he gave the guy this advice in the first place 🤔
@eko47494 жыл бұрын
@@TW-xl2lk that made a lot of sense and was really funny.
@iloveseeingtheworldburn40354 жыл бұрын
tik tok steals data
@cack-yo-weennormieyaki30944 жыл бұрын
@@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035 we know
@treyjennings09154 жыл бұрын
@@TW-xl2lk Indeed
@born_asleep4 жыл бұрын
his voice activates my fight or flight response
@waynewright81894 жыл бұрын
You probably have blue hair and weigh over 180.
@thatsonyou60934 жыл бұрын
@@waynewright8189 okay rapturesnow
@waynewright81894 жыл бұрын
Sad gal hey! My names Jaden Talamantéz. Not! Snow!!!!
@virtualarmageddon62324 жыл бұрын
Same! There's something particularly nauseating to me in the way he says "perfect". If I was cast to play a very stereotypical serial killer character that's exactly the way I'd say "perfect".
@yuliiza4 жыл бұрын
@@waynewright8189 what even is that comment lmao
@movieatorfilms4 жыл бұрын
He’s like a failed magician trying a new career.
@jesspie4 жыл бұрын
Movieator lmaoooooo thank you for this comment
@Amanda-fh5mp4 жыл бұрын
“For my next trick, I will make all these women run away screaming! Wait come back, I haven’t started the trick yet. :(“
@StoneColdFox174 жыл бұрын
😂👌
@ChickenAbobo4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis is the only magician ever
@ethnikentertainment68284 жыл бұрын
So I’ve been going to every club in town and I have yet to find a horse. I don’t even think they allow horses in a social space like that. Am I missing something?
@VerTheBonBonVoni4 жыл бұрын
A horse walks into a bar...
@hy60494 жыл бұрын
I bet his "girlfriends" goes to a different school
@zombiegirl1564 жыл бұрын
They live in Canada
@jaimereynolds2584 жыл бұрын
@@zombiegirl156 LOL Was about to say that
@sfooshy45174 жыл бұрын
According to his tiktok comments, his current gf is 18 😳
@nightcorebeatzx86524 жыл бұрын
S Fooshy how old is he again?
@sfooshy45174 жыл бұрын
@@nightcorebeatzx8652 too old to be dating someone fresh out of highschool
@landypandy20124 жыл бұрын
He out here thinking the horses he’s bringing in the stable don’t have other stallions 😂 duuuuuude
@2cute2poot764 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was my exact thought. Guys stupid af
@2cute2poot764 жыл бұрын
Like these girls are waiting at home just hoping he calls them. Lmfao
@Blk_Velvet4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts 😂😂
@TCherice4 жыл бұрын
2Cute 2Poot They’re blocking his number the second the call comes in.
@T.Maximus4 жыл бұрын
@xxx CHOPPER 🤣
@jamesfisher48924 жыл бұрын
This guy thinks he’s Patrick Bateman.
@kristenjustkristen94624 жыл бұрын
Minus the muscle tone, charisma, career, handsomness and haircut. Oh and he'd never get into Dorsia. Never.
@thecourier2314 жыл бұрын
And Patrick Bateman thought he was a serial killer.
@hazelbaby80814 жыл бұрын
Kristen JustKristen underrated comment
@chumerranion7784 жыл бұрын
You joke but it’s shocking how many people watch American Psycho like “Oh my god that’s what I want”
@shroukahmed21764 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought lol
@Sagime3 жыл бұрын
As a woman I can confirm we are indeed horses
@amethysthill33592 жыл бұрын
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 *neigh*
@amias42224 жыл бұрын
“And they already have an eating disorder so it’s PERFECT” this guy is ridiculous I cant😂😂
@crzxm4 жыл бұрын
He ain't wrong.
@user-fy4dc4 жыл бұрын
Russel: women are horses Leon: ok Russel: we don’t play Mario kart Leon: YOUVE CROSSEDED THE WRONG LINE
@Astograve4 жыл бұрын
How about you just be respectful to women, treat them like any other person, be open and honest with them, and most importantly dont EVER lie about mario kart.....
@user-bi1sm4jv6t3 жыл бұрын
Russel is that one type of guy that can talk for 30 minutes without saying a single thing
@RaspberryHugs4 жыл бұрын
"We've never once played mario kart" That's because that line has to actually work first
@WarpedYT4 жыл бұрын
That intro was GOLD....Bro U are too daam funny! hahaha.
@santasssssssss22934 жыл бұрын
I told that dude that one of his “outfits” looked bad because he put white sneakers with a suit, he tried to attack me by saying that outfit is worth more than my parents house mortgage. I told him that thankfully they bought the house without loans and thatjust because something is expensive it doesn’t mean it looks good. He deleted my comments
@thomaspshh4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes.... things that are expensive... are worse.
@rebelicious4074 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stefgreen52374 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🖕
@youngfunny18244 жыл бұрын
Dude, his outfits look like he got them for $20 bucks at Macy's. This dude is definitely not as confident as he claims to be.
@rebelicious4074 жыл бұрын
@@youngfunny1824 tjmaxx Ross... Exactly
@Crustycats3 жыл бұрын
How to really get chicks Ask one out on a date... If they say no. Move on
@NathanHaaren4 жыл бұрын
"i have mariokart at home" is the equivalent of "i have candy in my van"
@benm27844 жыл бұрын
Im convinced there’s a correlation between being named “russ” and having a ridiculous attitude towards women
@Justanidea59764 жыл бұрын
I can tell you, as one, there isn't. At least not most of us.
@benm27844 жыл бұрын
Byakuya Togami it’s a joke about the so called “musician” Russ. I’m sure the majority of you lot are good blokes 😅
@Justanidea59764 жыл бұрын
@@benm2784 Yeah, I know lol. But what happened with the musician? In all honesty, 2 is too many.
@no0byfibby7934 жыл бұрын
What bout Russel Westbrook
@PrettiePessimistik4 жыл бұрын
"Even if you're hooking up with women everyday they've only been with you since last week." This is crazy. Maybe treat women with respect and tell them or just dont mess with a woman who wants something serious bc there are woman who aren't looking for serious so why hurt the ones that are. And we aren't HORSES OR FISH. We are humans??? So.... 😆🤣😂
@joebloggs69224 жыл бұрын
Legit this dude probably has bodies in his basement.
@banditxavier28934 жыл бұрын
@@joebloggs6922 Oh please, I could snap him in half like a stick!
@joebloggs69224 жыл бұрын
@@banditxavier2893 Was a joke dude.....
@pamelajanas80013 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is that at 4:02 when he says “they’ve only been with just you since last week” like lord forbid a girl can sleep with multiple guys 🤦🏼♀️
@1970DAH4 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to inform Russell that a "blasian" is *not* a blonde asian, but rather a black-asian mixed race girl.
@Jm-ki4su4 жыл бұрын
no ladies, he's not calling _you_ horses, he's referencing to the stabel of literal horses in his shady backyard that he beds on a weekly basis.
@SamGlaze4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. It’s so unfair to this guy to say he’s calling women horses. He’s comparing having a group of women available to sleep with tho his stable of horses that he likes to sleep with. I’m glad someone gets it
@tylerhenry59194 жыл бұрын
Just the right height, no bucket required.
@susannasolis28644 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@rockerchic3634 жыл бұрын
Samuel Glaze oh you DEFINITELY don’t understand what Jm 115 was saying lol
@SamGlaze4 жыл бұрын
@@rockerchic363 I was also being sarcastic
@SoldierMan15574 жыл бұрын
This person makes me physically cringe on the inside I can’t stand him He makes me uncomfortable
@SuggestiveHappyFace4 жыл бұрын
i’m just curious, what does cringing physically but on the inside look like?
@joebloggs69224 жыл бұрын
@@SuggestiveHappyFace Haha. Oxymoron level 1000
@AF-wr9lb4 жыл бұрын
literally everytime he says something, my immediate response to curl up like a ball and explode. How does this guy even think?
@booklover52384 жыл бұрын
So... Did anyone else think of those stranger danger talks as kids when he was talking about using the dog to get them to go home with him? 'Oh, I have a little puppy in my van! He's super cute, do you wanna meet him?'