TikTok Recipes That Should Be Illegal

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TikTok cooking, an art form that manages to bring out the rawest of human emotions. Today, we watch as the TikToker calabroskitchen makes some truly horrifying creations. Buckle up.
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[@augusttheduck]

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[@AugustTheMexicanDuck]

Ok thanks

[@zimrim3211]

Nice

[@saltymonkeys2094]

These videos are too good

[@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83]

Hello

[@landonmaugeri2932]

Love the vids

[@Kruhee]

Out of all the "bad cooking" channels online, I respect that 1) he eats them and 2) he makes them well. It may be rage content but at least it's not lazy! 😆

[@AnthonyCalabro]

Appreciate it 😂😊

[@sandwich3044]

@@AnthonyCalabro your sense of humor is great man! Leaf Wellington gets me everytime lol. I also love that you tried them all and gave an honest opinion 😂.

[@AnthonyCalabro]

@@sandwich3044 🥺🥹

[@plantaxiang]

I don't think it's necessarily rage content so much as mix-and-match logic swap humour.

[@AnthonyCalabro]

@@plantaxiang Bingo *finger guns*

[@KindredFenrir]

"Milk chocolate is disgusting" - the guy who blended a hoagie with vanilla ice cream

[@StevenQ74]

And put baked beans in tomato sauce in chocolate after he said that

[@TRMrStone]

But I have to admit, he's right

[@StevenQ74]

@@TRMrStone You obviously never had Belgian or Swiss milk chocolate

[@TRMrStone]

@@StevenQ74 Most likely, I just like for more bitter chocolate

[@hiimapie]

@@TRMrStone same i like dark chocolate better then any other chocolates

[@spyterpig]

he also seems to make small amounts instead of an entire cow worth of food. i will be interested if he will ever swap over to decent cooking, he definitely knows what he is doing in the kitchen.

[@spyterpig]

@Adam Kent oh cool, i gotta check it out.

[@komiks42]

Normal cooking won't give him that much views

[@spyterpig]

@@komiks42 lol it doesnt he gets like 100 on average. but dam his food does look good.

[@celestekrrring7793]

I was looking to see if anyone else caught it- when he made the spamookies, i think he replaced the water with wine? I have to try it even if I'm wrong now tho lmfao

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@@spyterpig what have we fucking become

[@Ugcwithluba]

The brits have successfully made me bakedbean phobic. The beans haunt me😭

[@dumplin.580]

Same and I'm Scottish

[@tailsandfriends6883]

Same, but I’m British too 😅😢😭

[@strawberry8188YT]

As a British citizen, I am so sorry.

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

Well you were asking for it. Don’t expect to see British without a can of beans in their jean pockets and breast pocket. Oh yeah, we also have a bean studded shank. Watch the fuck out 💀

[@thefitnessgrampacertest5732]

As a brit, also hate beans

[@ilEagle3696]

"Milk chocolate is disgusting" *Proceeds to make Reese's beanut butter cups*

[@Proserpira]

He used 70% chocolate. It's not milk chocolate, it's dark chocolate.

[@ilEagle3696]

@@Proserpira that wasnt my point

[@thestitcher3335]

Yes

[@SMCwasTaken]

"🅱️EANUTS"?

[@lovegrellful]

@@SMCwasTaken beanuts 🫘🍫

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Sandwich ice-cream: Only two ingredients Calabbros: Immediately lies to us

[@somediscordmemes4904]

dont show that video to kronii

[@Truckngirl]

"Milk chocolate is disgusting." That's a bold statement from someone who made a leaf wellington.

[@spicychai69]

Baking a spamookie for your least favorite coworker sounds like a good idea lol.

[@_scarfie4639]

its pronounced SPOOKIE!

[@zahraalhussein1912]

lol

[@maggiem6209]

Now _there's_ a plan, Satan!

[@zahraalhussein1912]

@Rocky B If you like sweet and salty, I’d recommend topping the cookie off with a bit of sea salt.

[@Gatorade69]

@Rocky B Make some Maple Bacon white chocolate chip cookies.

[@crimson5163]

The fact that he’s eating these absolute war crimes, is gonna haunt me at night 😭😭💀

[@joeyflores9649]

I kinda wanna try them sadly

[@marcell_0678]

@@joeyflores9649 sadly

[@joyouslittleguy]

late but I kinda respect it tbh. at least it's not like bananalovesyou or whatever her name is w/ making huge portions & not eating any of it 😭

[@yuki97kira]

It could be a defense mechanism. An intruder in your house? Just eat these will definitely stun them.

[@nunmilk6012]

"Milk chocolate is disgusting" yet continues to make a baked bean filled chocolate cup

[@diannt9583]

Well, he's right on the first part of that!

[@FINGERTIPS_]

@@diannt9583how dare you…

[@Proserpira]

It's dark chocate.

[@commanderblack5045]

@@Proserpira he used dark Chocolate and said milk Chocolate is disgusting

[@Proserpira]

@@commanderblack5045 ...yes. The original commenter believed he used milk chocolate despite insulting it, but it was dark chocolate. Keep up!

[@That1editt]

The vegan teachers life gets ruined by seeing the meat cookie 💀💀

[@keikonooner3756]

She deserves it, though even the meat cookie is a bit much. She'd still whine about regular cookies because of the eggs and butter. There is no pleasing that woman. Piss her off more. Get creative.

[@HellenaHanbasquet]

I would absolutely pay to see that happen.

[@thestitcher3335]

Lol yisss

[@That1editt]

@@keikonooner3756 True, true.

[@zimrim3211]

You have to be a different kind of person to come up with these recipes.

[@OwO-qo1cb]

Yeah lol

[@Qunarr]

You have to be from Ohio

[@maenad1231]

*horrible kind of person

[@boro.zyzz7]

Ay i thought being different is good, well i guess not always

[@normairizarryni]

Yeah, a sociopath.

[@BlankBlonk]

I guess I can't be mad at the food he makes because he does outright say he makes cursed foods What I CAN be mad at is all the waste that comes with making these foods (assuming he doesn't eat them in his spare time, I really hope he does but also hope he doesn't)

[@milantosic]

i hate to brake it to you but there is enough food in the world to make sure that nobody starves the only there is starving people is because governments don't give a shit so this litle waste of food ain't relly doing much anyways

[@lyssgoddess]

@@milantosic not really many countries have to trade for food tho and it cost money to purchase food… just because we have access to it doesn’t mean we should waste it This is why the world sees Americans as so entitled -US ARMY VETERAN ❤️🤣

[@milantosic]

@alyssasola6859 i am from Serbia i am aware of what you sre saying its just that there is litrle enough food to end world hunger and governments simple say thay can't becuse of logistics.

[@BlankBlonk]

@@milantosic I could've eaten those beans man

[@rheawelsh4142]

@@lyssgoddess At the store he bought all this from they probably threw away 100x this the night he bought it

[@_MissLoLo]

The beans in the peanut butter cup is definitely him trolling

[@pineapplebella792]

And the rest of the other recipes isnt?? 😭

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

Obviously all his content is trolling and satire 🙄

[@_MissLoLo]

@Destiny lol

[@randomcats2.068]

@Destiny yeah it is not as bad as the other TikTok recipes

[@ambozz3726]

It's just a ripoff of a William Osman video.

[@URAGOOFUS]

The fact that he put the milk first in the shrimp tail cinnamon crunch recipe... i know he did that on purpose

[@Rotting-Salmon]

August I need you to know I'm two minutes into the video and it's already made me shiver and gag accordingly, love the channel lmao

[@Gore-Labs]

@MarfusinkaDusinkaI seriously doubt it’s not a Rick roll, bot.

[@infinityggg]

People say these comments like he is gonna become your friend afterwards

[@nikolinaknezovic6367]

Ah yes, ad chat break

[@Terri_MacKay]

I would try the Spam cookie. I like salty and sweet together, and if the Spam was cut thin enough and cooked up crispy enough, so that you're really just left with the salty taste, I don't think it would be bad, to be honest. They make chocolate bars with bacon, this is a cookie with chocolate and Spam, which would replace the bacon taste. Full disclosure...as terrible as Spam is for you, I love it, and a couple times a year I give in and indulge. I usually cube it up and throw it into some fried rice. Maybe next time, I'll make cookies.

[@joshc5613]

I would try the nicken chugget tbh. I might be insane for saying this, but it actually does look like it tastes alright

[@twdjt6245]

I was thinking the same. Maybe I’m crazy but I’d like to try the spam cookie. But then again I’m the type to put flaky salt on my homemade chocolate chip cookies lol

[@Terri_MacKay]

@@twdjt6245 Oh, yum...I'm going to try that!! 😊😋

[@Think_mate_lol]

I like to put coffee in yogurt and eat it with apples 😃

[@Terri_MacKay]

@@Think_mate_lol I love plain yoghurt...there are so many things you can mix into it. I like mixing in some peanut butter, and then dipping apple slices or a banana into it.

[@DenyThisFlesh]

This reminds me of a friend who worked at Dairy Queen in high school and made a hotdog blizzard. If I remember correctly it was a chopped up hotdog, ketchup, mustard, and relish mixed into the vanilla soft serve. He said it was gross, but not as bad as he thought it would be. Thankfully, I wasn't there to try it.

[@andrewpropst1071]

It would be good if it wasn't vanilla soft serve some more dinner like and it would be kinda good

[@williamrosenbloom215]

@@andrewpropst1071 are you thinking like an onion soft serve? Always classic

[@sentientpieceofcheese]

I used to work at McDonald’s and I had a manager who would let us do whatever, so I made an apple pie mcflurry. It was actually pretty darn good!

[@featherlightfox1292]

I was overtaken by insanity one day as a teenager and decided to put tomato sauce on vanilla ice cream. I can confirm that those alone are two ingredient that’s should never be mixed. 😂

[@ljrop22]

Average food in Ohio

[@mahboichad9493]

Fax

[@ball9193]

Exactly

[@squidwardsfiasco1372]

Mhn

[@yourlocalhomie9030]

Average comment in Ohio

[@Sevicify]

Honestly the spamookie would likely be okay. Eating meat with biscuits, usually with cracker style types, is already a thing people do but I've personally eaten devon (basically what we call bologna sausage in many parts of Australia) and cabanossi while eating other types of biscuits in the past such as Delta Creams (similar, and better, to Oreos) and chocolate chip cookies.

[@Robohead-z6z]

I’m sure those biscuits are meant to be savory.

[@maggiem6209]

As much as I HATE mixing sweets and meats and I dislike chocolate chip cookies, the part of me that likes salted chocolate says those cookies COULD be good. The nicken chuggets I'd make no sweat. Probably a little greasy on the outside, maybe not as crispy as I'd prefer on the inside, but it's hard to go wrong with chicken and panko crumbs.

[@sirbiff10]

That’s not a face of “Mmm this is good,” that’s the face of “ Oh dear god what terrible thing have I created.”

[@berriebarrera]

His worst crime was putting milk in the bowl first

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

I do this because soggy cereal is nasty

[@SeqZZ]

#milkfirstgang 💪

[@FINGERTIPS_]

@@absolutelyridiculous6743I don’t really care if what order it is. I say cereal is cereal.

[@redline1916]

I drank all sorts of hot sauce as a kid and ate salt. I'm not sure what plane of existence this dude is on to come up with recipes when my weird ass self couldn't even do this at the time.

[@heyo9343]

I used to drink vinegar, I think hot sauce is somehow better but also worse in a way since..it's spicy

[@Muchi134]

I used to eat spoonfuls of miracle whip till I puked when I was a kid. I used to mix it up with soda, milk, or ice cream. Looking back, I guess those were my version of weird combinations or 'recipes.' 😅 I can assume that this is why I dislike mayonnaise as an adult.

[@K-7Maylis]

I just ate spoonfuls of potato starch

[@lightningslayer100]

These type of recipes is something Gordon Ramsay would cry about for sure.

[@thestitcher3335]

Yeeeessss

[@h3in3k3nx3]

“Milk chocolate’s disgusting” Proceeds to encase baked beans in dark chocolate

[@M0nmari8]

“I’m using dark because milk chocolate is disgusting” *makes baked beans in a chocolate cup* *makes sandwich ice cream*

[@soulknife20]

The TikToker doing this needs to take an ethics class.

[@RavenMenel]

I like that the satire food tiktoker is back. He's not serious but the reactions he gets are hilarious.

[@WishIWasBouguereau]

I am using these tiktoks to train my stomach to stop responding to my brains command to gag. Made it almost 3 minutes this time.

[@charliebraveheart258]

No video has ever made me this upset. I paused in the first couple of seconds to yell to the universe because of the HORROR of what I just witnessed. I have never seen my favorite foods turned to something cursed before.

[@NicNakBraun]

I screamed with you.

[@XenIsWhen]

There should be a Disturbing TikTok Recipe iceberg chart at this point.

[@Dessamator]

I would try the sandwich ice cream if it were pb&j of fluffanutter (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤ I'm curious about the cookies, but I think ham/spam and pineapple work great together, so who knows? I was pleasantly surprised by chocolate chip pumpkin cookies. And no, not pumpkin spice. Pumpkin.

[@michaelwhyte5161]

What is fluffernutter? Sounds delicious

[@nikolaikostadinov755]

Guys, there is nothing more priceless than watching desgusting cooking videos while having your 3am night shift break. During eating. Thanks August.

[@dapotado]

7:39 are we just going to ignore the fact that he's got wagyu beef in his freezer??

[@LobsterPuncher]

I knew he was trolling but "Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Oops it's all shrimp tails" caught me off guard and I lost it.

[@Sir_wes9264]

After watching this, I'm wondering if Calabros is bananalovesyoutoo's long lost brother.

[@georgeclinton4524]

Have you never had Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies before? I would probably actually eat a Spam Chocolate Chip Cookie if offered tbh

[@Themplez]

I think august should be the month that we thank august for the work he does for us.

[@AnthonyCalabro]

It’s me, I am him. And to be fair, I do specify that my normal food is for KZbin only 😂

[@bradenwaggoner380]

Don’t let ‘em get to you, real ones know your channel isn’t a “bad cooking” channel but a twisty and unpredictable “switch” humor for lack of a better word. If I had TikTok I’d follow, keep it up

[@Emmryrose]

As a person who loves cookies, I’m most offended by the spam with chocolate chip cookies! It feels like it should be illegal

[@_gho0sty_]

I think it gives out the same energy with chicken and waffles kinda dish… Sweet and savoury..😀

[@sophiaisabelle01]

These recipes have gotten completely out of hand. Seems like people are doing whatever it takes to boost their popularity on said platform.

[@purpletalons7682]

The Wolfpit made spam cookies before. He cut the spam into tiny chocolate chip size and super cooked the spam. He added the spam with chocolate chips and they looked really good

[@ZnotQ633]

I think he made a cheesecake with candied pumpkin spice Spam…

[@Qunarr]

The most normal recipes in Ohio.

[@papascoops850]

There’s a reason why you only see him cook at home 😅

[@freezingferry3439]

These TikTokers would probably just throw an eggplant and a pie in together and call it recipe

[@lokkilucas1]

Jesus, the Beanbutter cup looks like something out of Dining with Dickey. It can't be serious. LMFAO

[@ghost_to_a_ghost]

i cut hair for a living and i was cutting a lady's hair a few weeks back and we somehow got on the TikTok subject. I told her I had recently purchased a new phone that came with TikTok pre-installed and that it was the first app i deleted after setting the phone up. she told me, "I just LOOOOVE TikTok. yes, it's stupid, but i use it for the recipes." i knew then and there to never accept any food she may have prepared if the circumstance ever arrives.

[@nbHawkeye]

I'd definitely try the Nicken Chuggets as that sounded and looked kinda delicious. Besidse that I honstly might give those Spam Cookies a try. You have the salty crispy spam and the sweet cookies with chocolate chips, that sounds like it could be good to me.

[@aaaahhhhhhhh777]

This is the first time i've seen baked beans and chocolate together and it better be the last

[@nero1798]

That guy is a psychopath, i mean who the puts the milk into the bowl before the cinemon crunches.

[@sadowolf]

I love the ridiculousness of a man about to make nicken chuggets putting his chicken fat batter filling monstrosity in the freezer to chill right next to an A5 wagyu steak 😂

[@mrbignatedog_Official]

August is literally a god at these videos

[@Glegh]

CHOCOLATE AND BEAN REESE'S?! WHAT THE HELL?!!?

[@TheGateShallStand]

Valuable lessons were taught today, such as "You need to think things through" and "not everybody deserves food"

[@Totalinternalreflection]

He's actually pretty wholesome compared to most of the garbage recipe channels

[@atomicpanzer9537]

It has been such a ride watching your channel grow over the past couple years, it good to see a fellow arkansonion being successful and thriving on this platform, you're a king August, keep it up

[@SherlocksLeftNipple]

TikTok "recipes" will be Gen Z's version of those horrific Boomer recipes from the 70s, which we make fun of today.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

All those jellied salads...

[@fromthefire4176]

So literally, the future party cheese salad is already being made, for the future gen alpha Jack Scalfani the 3rd to misinterpret and think was meant to be real food and not a joke his family was playing on him.

[@valenciahotchkiss8015]

He just threw in a whole sandwich in a blender that can't be human.

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

I can't cook to save my life, but I'm sure even my food can be considered more edible than whatever this crap is

[@ZeepAtomic]

I have a hate for baked beans, and this man just boosts it to a higher length.

[@luvJStar]

Tiktok is like a firework…… loud and annoying

[@OneTwoFive0]

“I’ll use dark chocolate because milk chocolate is disgusting” Also him making a dark chocolate baked bean abomination.

[@v4mpurity]

I swear August needs more Subscribers

[@SHAdow98V]

Honestly jokes aside i find nothing wrong with the guy and his content,he does waste a bit of food but not as much as some idiots do on TikTok and he only wastes as much food as needed to make a portion which he actually tries himself unlike lowlifes on TikTok who's whole content is throwing food on the walls and the floor and act dumb. His content is obviously satire too and i kinda like it.

[@theporgwholived9606]

Therapist: Beanut cups don't exist, they can't hurt you The Beanut cups: *exists* ... somehow

[@lenny_BDL]

Is it just me, or do I like the jingling of keys

[@ManateeMaiden]

They actually make a Cinnamon Toast Crunch seasoning 😂

[@shoothead8106]

the vile food combos i made when i was a kid don't even compare to this shit. btw i made cornflex and ketchup a thing

[@rodgill9376]

Seeing the spam go into those chocolate chip cookies really HURT my soul. My disappointment is... immeasurable. I am upset.

[@Adam-vv9co]

I would make the spam Cookies for thanksgiving, so my family doesn't expect me to make anything again lol

[@marian69529]

Hope this guy dosent find how to basic

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

The recipes on this dude's channel would be great if I were ever forced to invite people I didn't like over for something and never wanted them to return lmao

[@DPAnime1415]

"Milk Chocolate is disgusting" Me: excuse me 👁👄👁

[@nevaehonrefni]

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[@Mystic_Warriors]

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[@nevaehonrefni]

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[@Mystic_Warriors]

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[@nevaehonrefni]

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[@nevaehonrefni]

@@Mystic_Warriors I feel like a bot rn 💀💀💀

[@rainbowdashandsonicftw4792]

With those recipes you are basically making a combination of dinner and dessert and they don't mix well

[@ItsSkiido]

I’m still watching the intro… WAS THAT A BEAN BROWNIE!?

[@AugustTheMexicanDuck]

Disgusting aint it

[@palonso1609]

yes, yes it was.

[@yourl0calcrazyp3rson83]

A bean brownie is one of the many “wonderful” and “delicious” recipes made by @calabroskitchen 😃

[@TheYogmister]

What the hell

[@gameanader]

2:04 was that a willhelm scream

[@SleepyElla0173]

Even if its ironic, there are levels of ironic that become worrying and this tiktok account is one of many

[@remusphinix3181]

Off topic. I love you august, you've helped me stay alive for the past year and a half

[@TBone4Breakfast]

Stay strong and dont be afraid to seek help if things get too heavy

[@remusphinix3181]

@@TBone4Breakfast I would but help doesn't do it's job on me

[@luh96]

Knowing he cooks normal, I bet he or someone else makes all the food-word jokes and he is like hmm I could make it.

[@sawyervaughan-13]

I’d have to try the nicken chugget thing even if the texture is weird it can’t taste too bad I’m sure the crap they’d use with Tyson or something is worse

[@sylverscale]

At least we know what's in there. We've probably eaten chicken nuggets made from ground up chicken godknowswhatparts. 😅 I'd also try those. Miss me with the rest of that stuff 😂

[@leedaniel365]

0:25 This is a horrible affront to God himself, and all Italians, everywhere, every*when*, (Excluding Cooking with Jack, that man should be classified as an SCP.) and he is going to wake up to a horses head tucked neatly under his pillow one of these days. /hj

[@Fragments_Ov_Shattered_Malice_]

Video starts: 2:48

[@kristi6274]

Alright but I'd actually straight up eat some Nhicken cuggets 😭😭

[@xchr0m4]

August the duck 😊

[@zombiegunner01]

8:52 I was OK at 1and I seen the cookies. and I said he can't ruin cookies right. Nope I was wrong, he ruined them with Spam!!

[@landonmaugeri2932]

At exactly 6 o’clock as usual

[@AugustTheMexicanDuck]

Always

[@Gaeilge.]

I correct because my time zone is the only one that exists It's 11 mate

[@StabbyMcStabwood]

I bet the spam cookies work on some level. I'd never eat spam with or without a cookie around it, but I have had bacon chocolate chip cookies and they are pretty dope.

[@monkeygirl1894]

I'd try the spamookies. My mind makes me think they can't be THAT bad.

[@jamminjesseny]

Omg! The oops all shrimp tails! Had me rotflmafo! Lmao 🤣 Thanks August 💚💙❤️

[@thealienguy4185]

You know what, that pineapple pizza be looking real good rn after watching this

[@darkracer1252]

that baked beans chocolate thing is an abomination. if you don't know what it is. it looks like an extremely tasty peanut and caramel filling inside a chocolate goodness shell. and then you take a bite and it's COLD BAKED BEANS

[@chucheeness7817]

I think I might like those 'nicken chugget' coz I like eating the deep fried breading & egg mix left over from actual fried chicken. They're just so deliciously packed with salt, pepper and MSG

[@Aringka]

this is where you need Gordon Ramsay to come in and see if this guy makes the standards

[@SmushiUwU]

6:29 okay I can get the shrimp because, he might just like cinnamon shrimp but WHO PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST?!?!?!?!

[@Kyleplier]

Ironically enough, I wanted a Ridge Wallet when I was in need of a new wallet, as my library card fell right out of the old one.... but at the time I couldn't afford it. I eventually will get both the wallet and the key case. Of course I have chosen the most expensive colors for both lol

[@MrYyelo]

Aw god this tiktok is cursed. He actually pours the milk first in that shrimp tails shitpost. 😱 Edit: I'd probably try the Nicken Chuggets.