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[@mitchcooper5132]

I called my dad ugly once when I was a kid, and he said "that's too bad, everyone says you look just like me" and he was correct! Roast them back!

[@m.z1256]

YESSS....

[@RachelBradley-c4s]

😂😂😂

[@LeosLovley]

Omg I mess around with my mom and she’s like this is sooo cute and I’m like eww that’s ugly and she says your ugly and I say I get it from my mom we are just messing around I can cuss and call my dad a dumba$$ and he’ll call me a f**k face we are just goofy like that

[@taraleepenn8274]

Roast them back! Teaches them not to be so damn serious and to have a sense of humor. Look at that way lol 😂 my four-year-old niece and me roast each other all the time and then just giggle about it 😂😂😂

[@BellaIsMyBaby]

Adults used to roast us back. It was never as BAD but absolutely roast a child right back.... or we'll have a bunch of crazy narcissists running around. Crap, wait we already do...

[@alimac3470]

Best child roast: My friend and her 7yo daughter met up with her ex, the girl's father. He commented he'd just bought new sheets and towels for his new place. The daughter started slow clapping saying "congratulations, you're finally doing things on your own" while my friend quickly tried explaining she'd never said anything like that to their daughter 😂

[@rose13red]

If he wants to know why his wife divorced him. Ask his daughter. She knows. That wasn’t a roast that was the truth speaking

[@mskkiikkiii]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alex-dz2et]

Smelling the rain is not an instinct. It’s actually science. What you smell after a rainstorm is ozone. Also “white peoples say” should be “old white Americans say”

[@afharris7]

As a mom, I'd be so proud of my daughter ❤

[@ffoniaflipsedavies764]

Scottish accent

[@melissadavis4616]

When I was 16 I was in a playground swing accident that involved me leaning my head back too far and dragging my forehead on the ground as I swung back. It left a decent wound on my forehead and this was around the time Harry Potter was “in.” One day my sister decides to tease me about it and asks if my forehead hurts when Voldemort is near, to which I said, “Yes, could you stand back a little.” She, to this day, can’t get over that moment. 😂

[@elisaseverns2543]

That’s hilarious 😂 I’m really glad you shared your story. 😆

[@Katfall2012]

Harry Potter will always be in!!!

[@_simangele_]

😂😂😂

[@kayd6539]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@izzyt1626]

I. Am. SCREAMING 😂😂😂

[@hollybelt4701]

When a child roasts you, you CANT come back most times bc you’re laughing too hard. And hiding your pride at the quick roast too 😂

[@bohemian_witch]

Fact!

[@thesoupteacher4943]

Damn, the kids roast me all the time! 😂 If I called parents every time… must laugh about these things!

[@SteviiLove]

As a parent of an almost 13 year old, how you respond to your kids depends on the roast really. If it makes you cry with laughter, I usually congratulate him for his wit, sometimes his dad and I roast him back if it's nothing serious but if it's too mean we call it out and talk about why it wasn't okay. Every situation has nuance and this is no exception.

[@courtneymarti8199]

That sounds like some great parenting. I bet your kid is awesome. 😊

[@jillianj310]

This. Go with the vibes but call out the hurtful stuff.

[@shawnycoffman]

That's the way we did it. Had to make sure they knew what lines not to cross and why.

[@noreenelizabeth6617]

Yup

[@Celestiana06]

I have hope for the world with people like yall

[@leannerose6181]

When I was 5 yrs old and being bratty,I said to my mother,"You can't tell me what to do because I'm a princess!" Without missing a beat,my mother lifted an eyebrow and said," Yeah? Well if you're a princess,then that makes me The Queen!" I shut up real fast😂

[@aylenvillarreal5439]

Same, it really happened just like that to me too.

[@HoneyQuint]

Talks how stupid these two are n were

[@itkenverta]

When I was a kid and I "misbehaved" in school, my mother just had a laugh when she heard what I told to my teachers.

[@kelleyryan7299]

As a mom... yes you are 100% allowed to roast the kids back. They gotta learn the back a forth banter. 😆

[@michellev.8188]

Absolutely! It's all about raising them with a well-done sense of humor. Besides, it's good practice for when they become teenagers and start thinking they know everything anyway! Bring on the roast battles, kiddos! 😄🔥

[@NDJunction]

iunno, my niece~ once she turns on the gas, she will KEEP COOKIN no matter what u do xD

[@teresascanlon6729]

So true lol me & my daughter roast each other all the time. Plus if anyone bothers her, it's good practice for giving shit back lol

[@Aal-2447]

Me and my son have regular bonding roasts 🥰👌🏻💪🏻 He’s 10.

[@Manibular]

My mom taught us the back and forth with insults as kids. Lol

[@OffBrandMommy]

My then 4yo got up from cuddles in-between me and her dad to go get something from her room. I scooched closer to him, she came back in and saw her space had been taken. She walked over to him, leaned over his ear, and calmly whispered "you are nothing" then walked out. We sat in silence for about three minutes before we bust out laughing. You absolutely can roast them back, but usually you're too stunned with pride to be able to

[@michelleobrien6996]

OMG!!!!😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂

[@naamahdarling]

It's the sheer COMPOSURE of this response that kills me. Absolutely incredible.

[@amigee2041]

Sounds like a psychopath in the making 😮

[@modkip25]

@@amigee2041 shut up, it's funny 😂

[@thenightmaricsenpai524]

Okay I'm sorry that's so funny tho

[@nousernamesarevalid]

As a mom … you definitely hit back! My stepdaughter (as a teen) said I was “so old”, so I made a note on my phone and told her I would tell her the same when she reached my age. She was mortified and tried to take it back. Lol!

[@drsanachan2772]

I heard a savage remark today from teenagers. One of them was talking about how people needed to keep their legs closed after hearing about someone having a lot of kids and another student just mercilessly drops a "That's what your mom should have done."

[@Kayenne54]

Ooohhheeerrr....Savage.

[@lineprestkvrn9014]

Oh, SNAP!!

[@cheshirekatt9210]

😂 I said this around the time of Covid cuz everybody was getting knocked up even my cousins and one wasn’t even fully out of highschool yet 😅. I also added I guess they were a little bored in quarantine

[@MagdalenaH]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprilfox9205]

🔥

[@maylidaily]

When I was little, my dad always said I was a Princess. So I told my mom one day that I was a Princess and I could do whatever I wanted and didn't have to listen to her, so she said "Yeah, well I'm the Queen so I'm above you. You have to listen to me" and I told her "Yeah but one day you'll be dead and I'll be the Queen" and my mom said she had no idea how to respond because she was so surprised LMAO To this day we still joke about it

[@Lovinia1]

Gotta say “The queen gets to choose her successor and if you keep talking smack it won’t be you.”

[@maylidaily]

@@Lovinia1 Damn, that's so good. Missed opportunity for her, but I will be keeping this in mind in case one of my future kids ever tries it with me LOL

[@kristymurphy9361]

The couple roasting each other reminded me of my hubby and I walking through Walmart yelling at each other things like "How dare you treat me so well!" "Damn you for making life worth living!" "I hate you with love!" It was worth it for the reactions we got. Some people laughed, but most were just confused. 😂 We're also that couple that plays Marco Polo if we're separated in a store and can't find each other.

[@MommaARA]

Coming from a household that had parents who told us to be quiet all the time, never speak unless spoken to, never give our opinion, never stand up for ourselves; hearing a dad support his daughters smartass comebacks and confident personality is heartwarming. He is teaching her that adults are not above being called out for their BS and respect is earned not demanded. She is going to be a strong person. I pray no one tries to break her heart.

[@courtneymarti8199]

PERIOD!

[@MommaARA]

Yeah you're allowed to roast them back to teach them how to get better at it. It humbles them too. Good practice starts at home.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

If only I were so lucky.

[@andreear6444]

Well said, I can fully relate, I grew up into an adult that didn’t knew how to say no or how to set or express healthy boundaries. I love kids these days speaking their mind, saying no when they don’t want their sleazy drunk aunt to hug them and so on 😅

[@katwa1809]

A felt that 🫠

[@rsimontimedance]

8 children, almost 13 grandchildren, ALWAYS roast them back. Ensures they will have a quick wit and fast thinking. Also, they'll learn they have to take what they dish out and keep them humble with an ability to laugh at themselves.

[@jessicaconner1242]

Are they all from the same guy?

[@mamabairds]

Love this!!

[@jenniferwilliams9548]

Agreed!! I bet you're exhausted after 8 kids and 13 gk!!! My two have me spent by bedtime and one is in college so basically just one kid has me spent by bedtime!!!!

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

​@@jessicaconner1242Is that a necessary question? A bit rude...

[@mechellejonesmfj]

​@@jessicaconner1242 why is their paternity significant here?

[@showducky81]

I am a very plump woman. I acknowledge it’s my own undoing as I love food. My daughter cuddles with me and she hugs me and says,”You have the most comfortable belly in the whole world! You are the best furniture!” 😂 I’m not insulted at all and I think it’s an actual endearment from her. 😂 I’ll take being roasted by her any day. ❤

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

I said this to my grandma when I was little. I loved cuddling on her belly because it was so round and soft.

[@cameo360]

My daughter, when she was little, and grandkids say they love my pillow belly lmao

[@HanT-04]

When I was small, I would say that to my rather plump grandma. I absolutely adored her belly!! As an adult I am now mortified that I would say such things, but I truly meant it as a compliment. My poor grandmother 😂

[@Ecclectic_citcelccE]

I think we should recognize when they mean it with love thru their limited vocabulary ❤❤❤

[@Sarahopal]

My mom was telling me about a diet she had just started once. My sweet 3 year old girl absolutely falls to hysterical, sobbing, on the floor inconsolable fits. She yells "NO! Your pillows will be gone and you won't be cozy!" Oh children ❤

[@michellem9444]

Okay, the teacher that was reprimanding the child for making funny faces before class, not during class, just having fun with her friends? She deserved EVERY bit of roasting and more! What a tool.

[@deannefreeman7490]

I agree, like "why can't kids have fun?" And "HOW IS IT SCARING ANYONE?"

[@Lunashadow-qn3ms]

I can picture a mini you screaming "how are you not embarrassed " at people lol 😂

[@PandaPod88]

😂😂

[@paulagoeringer9466]

While waving tiny plastic hands at them. 🤪

[@strengthincompassion]

This mental image is what I live for

[@footyfan101ful]

How about absolutely not?

[@pizzalisp5427]

I remember someone recently commented on one of her videos saying their kid watches Charlotte with them sometimes, then they got a call from the school cause their kid kept saying "How are you not embarrassed!?" when other kids got in trouble

[@datheamore6395]

Charlotte, there is actually a group of people more savage with their burns than children-- dementia patients at a nursing home. The filter is long gone and they have experience and time on their side. ❤

[@ellen22024]

so true. I used to work at a nursing home, and we had a resident who told one of my coworkers of darker color that she liked him so much she wanted him to be buried at her feet when she died. such a sad thing in multiple ways- the fact that people actually commonly thought that way at one point in time (NOT to mention people who still do 🤢) and that her dementia made it impossible for her to realize she said something wrong. my coworker was overwhelmingly gracious about it, because she truly was a sweet lady in every way and towards the end she started saying things like this from when she was younger because she thought that’s what everybody said. it made her 5 years old again and naïve

[@YochevedDesigns]

@@ellen22024My great grandma was the sweetest little old lady on the planet, but when dementia set in she turned into a foul mouth racist. We were so shocked! Was that the "real" her coming out? She always got upset when "the negroes were sitting in the white section" of the dining area.

[@stampandscrap7494]

I totally agree when visiting my mother in law at a nursing home this old woman decided to rip me appart saying I was fat ugly and manly in so many different ways. I was evicerated

[@rievance9615]

Yes! My residents say some mean things to each other . One group plays cards every night , and I heard... The most harsh thing ever the other night I just held my breath lol . The card game ended after that

[@jasperstew-bear2938]

100% true! I was definitely brutally roasted by a few elderly while visiting my grandmother.

[@MichelleandHoodwink]

Closest thing to a comeback to a child as a classroom aid: 5 year old student of mine asked if was pregnant like her mom because my "belly is big", I kinda just instinctively said "Yes twins and theirs names are Pizza and Lasagna" the sub that day backed me up too.

[@Cazzybelle1414]

😂😂😂

[@nicolezawacki3491]

I’ve gotten two roasts from children that had me 💀 One was from my nephew- at Christmas two years ago he asked me why I have two chins. To this day I’m still bothered 😂 My friend’s daughter asked why I look like a scarecrow. Then she said, “Nevermind, I know. It’s because you’re old.”

[@mbourque]

I had 5 kids (4 girls, 1 boy). I NEVER let them get away with trying to insult me without giving it right back to them... Now I have 3 grandkids and I still do it to them, while my oldest daughter laughs in the background while I'm doing it... It may sound harsh, but it teaches them that it can be turned on them, how to take an insult and get over it, and don't start shit if you can't handle it...

[@AmericanMeiling]

So true 😅 learn respect or learn to get burned 😹😹😹😹 my mom is the same way

[@margabarr8500]

Same here with my 2 adult daughters.

[@fruitgum9619]

good! people don't treat their kids like people and it sets them up for failure in adulthood lol.

[@CorvusAlyse]

Agreed. Not retaliating in some form to their pure meanness only teaches them that they can get away with it and that leads to entitled Karen adults.

[@bionicmaleficent]

Same here!! I did this with my son & it not only taught him how to have thicker skin, but to take as much as he can dish out! Now that he's married with a son of his own arriving in May, I can't wait to see the dynamic between them!!😂

[@lindsaygregory]

As a mom of two boys, 11 and 7, yes I roast my boys back and then we laugh our butts off about it. To us it's a bonding thing we do. 😂❤

[@3ch1dna07]

My boys are now 18 and 23 and we still do it,too! It is fun and bonding.

[@suzannebadger8135]

My 2 boys are 22 and 19 and we still roast each other lol. I started it when they were young. I say it helps them to deal with bullies!

[@naowright9308]

We did that with my mom as well😂

[@sammi.mack.]

Fabulous 👌 x

[@KaritaGR]

As a mom of two boys 12&13 we definitely tease each other relentlessly. Hubby their step dad isn’t too on board with it but doesn’t interfere since it’s the type of relationship I want with them: they know they can always come to me I always have their best interest but there’s things they can’t do or say out of respect

[@Hoodat_Whatzit]

I was teaching second grade when we celebrated the millennium and was trying to get my students to to understand the concept and just how much can change in that span of time. I started explaining about things that they had that I didn’t have when I was their age…. Microwaves, cell phones, dvd players/recorders.. ya’ know? One of sweet little girls looked up at me and said “Ms. “Whatzit” did you even have STOVES in your house?” I was in my mid-20’s and felt like I’d grown up crossing the Great Plains in a covered wagon or something. 🤣

[@Mama_Bear524]

My kids “was it black and white in your day?” I’m 42😂!! “Back in the old days, the 90s” huh?! Nooooo!!

[@michellegreen6023]

I have three nephews and when they were younger my oldest nephew couldn't pronounce my name so I told him to call me Aunt Shell, he said I know what I will call you, Aunt C.C. so now my oldest nephew passed that nickname down to his two younger brothers and my brother and sister in law along with the 3 boys were coming to New York State from West Virginia and my brother called me when they got into NYS my middle nephew screamed at me that they were coming to kidnapped me. Now its a running joke in the family that when my nephews were younger they came to "kidnap" me which btw I am 5'8" around 178 lbs. So were they were going to put me idk.😂

[@nicoleweiler1105]

Hold on, you were in your kid 20s during Y2K and you said you didn't have microwaves when you were in second grade? Girl, microwaves have been around since the 1940's. 🤨😉

[@Hoodat_Whatzit]

@@nicoleweiler1105 I remember when my grandmother got her first microwave. It was definitely after I was out of second grade because my grandma moved into the house we had been living in. They definitely weren’t commonplace for every home. I mean I also talked to my kids about crank windows in cars and record players. I was born in 69.

[@Annie_Annie__]

@@nicoleweiler1105I remember when we got our first microwave. I’m 41 and it was in the very early 90s. A couple of my friends had one, but no one else in the family had one yet. Just a quick Google would tell you that early microwaves were only available for industrial kitchens (restaurants and the like) and they weren’t available for houses until the late-60s. But even then they were really expensive. In 1986 about a quarter of Americans had a microwave in their home. It really wasn’t weird to not have one until around the mid-90s. And even then a lot of people who couldn’t afford one didn’t have one and a lot of older people didn’t have one because they didn’t like them. Just because something is invented doesn’t mean it’s instantly found in every home the year it comes out.

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

Yes, some of us can smell the 🌧️ RAIN! It’s in the surrounding atmosphere and is even more evident when there’s a breeze coming! There’s a moist earthy smell! 😁

[@heatherlowe7330]

Yep. Everyone says that down south though 😂

[@laurac3154]

For the parents, the comeback comes years later. My daughter who is now 16 was talking about a movie that “isn’t that old” and the movie came out in 2013. I told her it was over ten years old and her jaw dropped. I got to watch her realize her age and told her “welcome to the club”.

[@bohemian_witch]

😂😂😂

[@squeakco]

You must be a white person.

[@lk1869]

My 14yrs old LOVES to roast me- and he is great at it. One time he was on a roll so I looked him straight in the eyes with a sly smile and told him “ That is very brave talk to the one currently making your dinner.” He smiled, nodded and walked away.

[@Kayenne54]

Life Lesson No: 3 - Never insult the Chef.

[@missnaomi613]

I love this!

[@aylenvillarreal5439]

OMG WHAT A GOAT

[@AlexisMitchell87]

Literally what I tell my 14 year old. I cook your food and know where sleep.He mocks me out of arm's reach.

[@Kayenne54]

@@AlexisMitchell87 Wait till he wants the car keys. Hold them out of reach and mock him. Then remind him. Explain one doesn't have to be faster, just smarter.

[@krissyridgelawnerd]

As a grandmother of ten, you absolutely can roast back as long as they know it's play and you still love them.

[@misshell2223]

You outdid yourself w/this 1 Char "My reaction to your disrespect does not make you a victim!" Fkn mic drop! Golden! 💯 Will def be using this in the very near future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank YOU! 🥔👑

[@zorrothebug]

11:37 "It smells like it's gonna rain", yeah, I guess we do. :D Taking it up a notch: this scent is actually called petrichor. When the wind is coming towards you it carries this scent from the place where the rain already is falling and so you know it's gonna rain soon.

[@BigSkinty91]

Coolness

[@shannareid4985]

Dr. Who fans know!!

[@SheWhoWalksSilently]

My husband had no idea I could smell when it’s going to rain, it kind of blew my mind he couldn’t smell it.

[@Jade-fs9kh]

Its called petrichor 😄

[@terimiddleton736]

You CAN smell the rain coming... It's the humidity not the heat 😂😂!! Now let's hear what black people say??!?

[@pzzldmom]

The reason parents don't have a come back to our kids is that insult rolls out of their mouth and slaps us across the face with the brute force of all our regrets, prom dresses, and daddy issues, and we hear our own genetic sarcasm and then realize what we put our parents through.

[@Katfall2012]

I feel awful because my son is 7 and he got green all year, he had trouble his first year and this year he was doing so good and he said to the teacher that her belly was big, not even being mean, just an observation, you know kids just say what they think and don't realize it's even mean, and that B made him pull a card. Pulling cards are for when they're bad in class, not for when a kid accidentally hurts your freaking feelings. He's 7 and learned to talk way late, I wanted to say something but I was afraid she'd take it out on him the rest of the year so the last day I'm gonna be like "wow your stomach is huge!!!" Or something along those lines, maybe even a "omg all the kids have been talking about it but wow, didn't think it was that bad!l" I don't play around when it comes to my kids and I'm usually 90 pounds but gained 40 and a lot of it's in my stomach so I get how hurtful it could be but I don't care, I don't play around when it comes to my son. He made him feel bad so she's about to get her karma🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😊

[@jill7759]

@@Katfall2012You might be right that he was punished unnecessarily harshly for a comment that he might not have realized would be that hurtful. I’m not sure that intentionally hurting another, and you DO know what you’re saying, is teaching him anything good.

[@L.K.Rydens]

​@@jill7759 I don't think she is trying to teach her son something, I think she is trying to educate the teacher 😅🍀✨

[@RebekahKiger]

1❤p600

[@melissalutz9003]

Before I lost weight my little one told me I have a warm squishy big belly that’s great for hugging. It was insulting and cute at the same time lol. I’ve never felt so humbled and loved at once 😂

[@ooshiikurai]

“If you make funny faces, your face will get stuck like that.” “Is that what happened to you?” I’m autistic and that is the natural response.

[@maseridesu]

“I have a little too much fun talking to myself” Honestly, same Charlotte!! 😂😂😂

[@Mewse1203]

The vibrator one was just right for the picking. "I only needed it cuz I'm with you." Wpuld have worked too😂

[@cecelialee4982]

Or- "You may as well keep it for your next girlfriend.... she's gonna need it."

[@queenbee137]

My 4 year old yelled out "IT'S AUNTIE CHARLOTTE!" As soon as he heard your voice 😂 ❤

[@Droosmom1970]

😂😂😂

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

Nooooo, that's so cute!!

[@meganbaird0609]

My MIL's favorite story about my hubby when he was about three. She had just gotten done yelling at the kids in the car and he piped up from the back seat " Hey Mom, you have a great sense of yelling." Lol...she said after that she never yelled at her kids again. 😮😂

[@BibbityBibbs]

Love that!💕

[@VeireDame]

The response to "you're old" is and will always be, "yeah and you're a fetus what's your point?"

[@silveritea]

Best line I ran across on the internet this week - “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”

[@qhluvr77]

😂😂😂😂

[@BibbityBibbs]

I had that on a bumper sticker!

[@nikkiberns1365]

My oldest niece is the queen of sass and clapbacks😅 she’s so quiet and sweet, too! But I remember her being maybe 4-5 years old, looking at me up and down, and going, “Titi. You goin’ out like that?” Just deadpan. If I said “yeah!” with confidence, she’d arch a brow and go back to coloring or whatever. Now that she’s nearing 13, she had learned to wield that power wisely 😅 mostly to keep her arrogant little brother humble and in line lol

[@GuanildasPapperCakes]

When my daughter was 4 years old she told me "mom, your biggest talent is losing your phone" 😂. It's 100% true!

[@shannoncoyle9571]

My favourite roast from my then 2 year old was after Halloween. I did some easy zombie makeup for Halloween by making my eyes darker and whatever, took it all off at the end of the night, and in the morning my child looked me dead in the eyes and asked, "Mummy, why you still have zombie on?" 😂 Humbled. Immediately.

[@kawaibakaneko]

How did you survive 💀

[@sleeplessinscotland9394]

My 9yr old daughter is a sassy wee lady who is the master of roasts. I can’t lie, I am torn between taking offence and amazed at how smart and quick she is with her brutal comebacks - it honestly makes me kinda proud My personal favourite was when the school was giving a talk on not leaving with adults they don’t know even if they claim to be your mums friend - my darling child then tells me “I’m not stupid mum, I KNOW you have no friends” ouch

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

😂😂😂

[@jesclifford88]

Ooh I’ve got one of those 😂 it’s tough but like you said, there is proudness as well. I just know she’ll handle herself well as an adult and won’t take any crap!!

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

Hahahaha I love her!

[@rikih1442]

😂😂 That's hilarious! I know exactly what you mean! My oldest daughter has always been so sassy and quick-witted. She had tons of friends in HS, and I think her humor drew people in. She was quite the little social butterfly. I always admired her quick wit too ❤️

[@sleeplessinscotland9394]

@@troubleinthevalley5884 same!she’s awesome - brutal but awesome! She does have her sweet moments too, I currently have Covid and she’s went to the local shop and bought me herbal teas that she’s been making me constantly

[@MargaretAnnFrank]

Charlotte, you give it right back! Don’t hold back the sass. You also teach them the difference between being funny and just being mean. You laugh a lot when you have kids!

[@gstafford5233]

As a 5ft nuthin redhead myself, with 4 grown children, I must say, when they roasted me as kids (ie. babies to 10) I'd sometimes roast them back. Once they got into double digits, NAH! They got it back 10-fold and they turned out to be very sarcastic, witty, funny, yet somehow still respectful members of society. So I say, go for it! Roast those heathens back! It makes life a lot more interesting! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hayleylynne97]

the dad whose kid asked where babies come from missed a perfect opportunity to make a your mom joke

[@spritals]

When my son turned 2 yrs old, my father came to me and said, in all seriousness…”If I had known the parents curse would have worked so well, I would have never wished it on you” while rolling in laughter. (The curse, “You watch, when you have children, they will be JUST LIKE YOU”) later he bought a sweatshirt with my sons picture on it that said “Grandpa’s Revenge” 🤣 😂😅😊

[@lifewuzonceezr]

My mom said it to me..i cried Nooo mommy..it came true

[@ScarlettR4364]

Beared dad: probably the only time it would be appropriate to say "except your mama." 😂

[@gemmalparker]

"Mummy, you're a little bit beautiful and a little nit disgusting." My honest little 5yr old at the time. You'll have to call your kid Karma.

[@lucypellek8940]

OMG this brought back memories from the archive lol. When my daughter was little, I dont remember what we were talking about, but I called her a little 💩 sh** and she goes, "you're a big crap"😂😂😂😂 All these years later, shes 20 now, if I bring it up we still laugh about it! It's my absolute favorite joke of us! ❤

[@horton200909]

A manager i worked with could smell the snow. 'Its gonna snow tomorrow' or 'its gonna snow in a few hours' Always on the dot.

[@Multidimensionaldreamer]

As a person in whose family it was normal to get roasted back as a kid, it is definetly allowed😂 It was super funny when my bro was saying something bratty to our mom in front of his friends, my mom had an awesome comeback and his friends were like "owww you got served by your mom". 😂😄

[@debiblair1912]

When my oldest son was 12 I was complaining to my mom about how bratty and smart mouth he was being. I remember saying that he wasn’t being a “good smart ass”, read quick witted. I was on quite a roll about disrespect and my mom suddenly lost her mind laughing. When I asked why she was laughing she responded with “NOW I believe in Karma”. I ended up laughing my ass off with her. Cheered me right up. 😂😂

[@heezypeasy8611]

When it's cold outside, we also like to say, "it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the wind" 😂😂😂😂

[@Zaddyslove09]

Yessss! Lol! Not sure where you're from, but that's a big saying in the Midwest. Lol

[@crazycatlady6226]

Don’t call me out like that!😂

[@Mama_Bear524]

Yes. I say that. 🤦‍♀️ but it’s true!! 😂

[@chloemommy1]

My daughter turns 21 this month. Child is a master roaster. Never misses a beat. Man, I'm so proud. Taught her well 😂

[@dawnchesbro4189]

Smelling the rain coming is smelling petrichor. I love that smell

[@sleeplessinscotland9394]

I don’t really smell rain that’s not happened yet but I can 100% smell when the kids have a cold brewing which my mother thinks is bizarre

[@jknox632]

@dawnchesbro4189 I love that smell too! I didn't know it had a name however... Just Googled petrichor. Interesting. 😎

[@grannym2880]

Omg so I'm not weird after all! I can smell it even when it's still sunny. Everyone thinks there's something wrong with me until an hour or so later when the sky starts darkening and it actually starts raining.

[@Zaddy-Lu]

When my younger brother was 8, I was babysitting him & told him something that made him angry (can't remember what) and he yelled at me "I wish you were a Kamikaze pilot!" 🤣🤣 to thos day it's the funniest roast I've gotten 😂

[@youdontgnomie5197]

When my kids roast me, I laugh my butt off because it's usually hilarious (my daughter even roasts my mom 🤣)! I then remind them the law only states that I have to feed them but doesn't specify WHAT I have to feed them and that I'm the one who cooks ALL their meals 😂

[@TheNinnyfee]

I love the 10yo. She's a gem. That wasn't bullying, that needed to be said.

[@mikastone764]

To my knowledge, I never roasted anyone as a child but, according to my mom, I did growl at a couple of old ladies in church once.

[@tecumsehcristero]

That’s hilarious. At least you weren’t like some of the brats at my Parrish. Running around slamming into people and stealing stuff from people when they’re trying to pray or running around screaming at the quiet parts of the liturgy. The worst ones are the child of the nicest most chill people but those parents don’t discipline their brats

[@mikastone764]

@@tecumsehcristero Lol yeah. I was easily entertained and naturally quiet. Still am lol. Except for when old ladies are cooing at me XD.

[@tecumsehcristero]

@@mikastone764 that’s cool. Check out this funny thing I go to an Eastern Orthodox Church that is Syriac Antiochian (from Syria) and the local evangelicals stopped by for vespers and afterwards tried to preach Christianity to us! 🤣🤣🤣 We were like we are Christians and we (Syrians from Antioch) were the first people ever to be called Christians (which that’s in the Bible in the book of acts). they still thought we were “idol worshipping Muslims” when they left. BTW “idol worshipping Muslims” is how one of the ladies referred to us. Also Muslims don’t even use images in their worship

[@mikastone764]

@@tecumsehcristero That's a big oof on their part for sure lol.

[@jennifermcmillan9518]

When my kids were little, I wouldn’t roast them back. However I had to laugh. I have 16 yo twins now and they get as good as they give. My son remarks on my blubber and then we discuss his pube chin. My daughter has too many to count and I honestly just usually laugh because I’ve got nothing. This is now the love language between me and my children 😅

[@lightsalt8530]

Same here. They grew up listening to their father and I roast each other so when they became teenagers we started roasting them too. They were a little apprehensive to do it back at first but it didn't take them too long to get to work on it. Lol

[@jennifermcmillan9518]

@@lightsalt8530 I love that

[@RcGhost-V8]

when your kids roast you you roast them back its just part of growing up and teaching them not to take 💩 from anyone plus they end up with an amazing sense of humor, and not taking everything to heart. both my kids are 24 and 22 we roast each other and we have good laughs with it

[@libbybeliveau7506]

Sarah Boone: currently awaiting trial for murdering her boyfriend by zipping him into a suitcase.

[@theloverofnothing7120]

I was wondering why this was here then I realized why

[@downhomesunset]

Plus she handed the cops her phone without erasing the recording of her taunting him………z

[@KrystyneY]

OMG!!

[@Jay_and_Meeka]

Literally commented that lmao true crime junkies unite!

[@billpardy4094]

Also currently on her 8th lawyer, UNINTENTIONALLY!!! 😂 That lady will probably die awaiting trial.

[@Goblin_witchart]

12:55 uhhhhhhh my true crime brain made me think about how a women stuffed her bf in a suitcase, and recorded him while he was stuck in the suitcase literally dying. She’s murdered her gf for no reason 😀👍 ANYWAYSSSSSSSSS

[@floare3216]

Dito

[@JOYFULLYME]

My dad was the king of roasting.. no matter how hard i tried he always one upped us. I loved watching him roast others though. Taught us kids to suck it up and deal with it.

[@anonymousdonor]

My oldest son started roasting me at twelve, and I never back down. Now, roasting eachother is a favorite pastime. But he's better.😢

[@wolfienunu3689]

Your own child calling you ugly must be a different kind of hurt😂😂

[@augustineshannon]

GIRL!!!! You're doing God's work exposing the hair removal lasers not working on blondes and redheads, smh I found out the hard way too 😭

[@annedances]

They don't work on all brunettes either. Such a waste of money!

[@secretserenity44127]

I once had a pastor, A CHRISTIAN PASTOR, tell me this joke/truth of reality: "God made children so cute so we wouldn't kill them. And He made them so small so they wouldn't kill us."

[@libbydavis2554]

As a parent, it is 100% YOUR job to teach your child how to behave. So you 100% address it with them when they are unkind.

[@axelfoley608]

Just to be clear. You are talking about something slightly different correct. If a kid is rude they should be corrected However, if they tell the truth and roast someone when prompted then you understand that is a different situation right?

[@libbydavis2554]

@@axelfoley608 The problem is not my lack of understanding. It is any parent who would prompt their child to roast another human being.

[@axelfoley608]

I may have missed one on here, but I don’t recall any parent promoting their kid to roast someone. Kids typically are 100% honest and when they “roast” us it is usually something that is very true. I would say the ones in the wrong are the adults trying to curb a child’s creativity like the teacher telling a kid not to make funny faces whilst playing. That is when a kid is most free and creative and you insert yourself to tell them they are being creative wrong. Other than that adults are worse when they lie to make people feel good instead of telling the truth. After all there is no such thing is brutal honesty. The truth can never be soft nor brutal, the truth can only be truth. However, lies however can be brutal and destructive. So while I agree that if a child is in the wrong we should correct them, if they are telling something that is to be true, are they in the wrong? I think that is where we might be disagreeing.

[@Thebiggestkasino]

Lmao the wrong pipe and smelling rain might just be a country thing cause I grew up hearing and saying that 😂😂 HILARIOUS tho especially the “nice try pal” LMAOOO

[@PupSpice]

8:13 Probably his kid meant that his father's beard is prickly

[@melsutubeification]

The way Charlottes “hollered” in this video reminded me of why I ❤ her!

[@TheHavasu_77]

I laughed out loud and clapped when my daughter was 4 and used “nunya” back at me. 😂 Me: Emma, what are you doing in your room? Emma: Nunya *giggle giggle* 🤭 She was SOOOOOO proud of herself as well. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@foREVerXirish]

20:00 Nick tells his viewers everything and his girlfriend roasts him constantly.. Its a WHOOLLEEE thing LOL

[@RinaRanThatWay]

I work with kids, and I had a child look me straight in the eyes and ask me, "Why are you so small?" He is 4, and he's my favorite now.

[@devils_rebellion5332]

Why did the picture of the roasted chicken make me hungry like my mouth started drooling for a sec before I was like dude stop what is wrong with you😂😂😂

[@NemNess1125]

1:08 heh I conceptualize nothing but consequences….wait, maybe I do have anxiety

[@jazziejay838]

My son is 8 and we roast each other. I told him one day when he roasted me that if he could dish it he better be able to take it. Let's just say he's gotten really good at it.... I'm waiting on a call from the school. 😅😂

[@4fNReal-]

I absolutely roast my child when it's necessary!!!!!😂😂😂

[@planekrazy1795]

I wish I was still as quick with the responses like I was when I was 11. As a kid I was always on the larger side. The school mean girl decided to point that out to everyone. Girl "You're Fat" singers. Me "Yes but You're Ugly and I Can Go On A Diet" Girl bursts into tears, I walk away, everyone around is laughing. Oh to have that power again 😂

[@fivO5]

That father on 8:25 should have answered «Yeah and that’s why you’re adopted» (sometimes you take a bullet for yourself to see others go down with you😆)

[@Dee.Murphy]

My 5 year old grandson and I ( I actually have three grandsons but he and I have a particularly special relationship) roast each other all the time! We both give it and take it! He’s definitely an old soul. You would not believe the things we say to each other. He’s a lot of fun! No disrespect ever goes between us but we do have a lot of fun!

[@kayleighramsey4889]

Roasting and getting roasted by my kids is my favorite because I swear the stuff they come up with is absolutely priceless 😂

[@feychild3334]

My husband and I have truly enjoyed teaching our kids the art of sarcasm. You have to be good at roasting and also at laughing when you get roasted or youll never survive lmfao

[@dianenamciu638]

I love a supportive dad!

[@samanthaowings7600]

My 6-year-old cousin was in my room and I was doing my makeup getting ready and she was like "hey can I do my makeup" and I was like "yeah sure but you're so pretty you don't even need makeup" that child looked me dead in the eyes and said "yeah but you do"

[@AlexandraVOA]

“If it wasn’t for you!” Just made me snort so hard 😂

[@AlexandraVOA]

Depends on our relationships with our kids. We toast back and forth but we also have a super healthy relationship between us all and my kids have a blast with it. Your mom jokes are always fun too

[@siphokazihlubi3933]

16:03 her voice goes from cutsie to witch in a forest 🤣🤣🤣. My favourite part of this video by far😂😂😆😆

[@MrsPolarBear]

I’ve roasted my dad lol. When I reached 25, he wished me happy birthday and how I was a quarter of the way closer to death and my response? “You’re halfway there” lol I love my dad. All for the BANTS! 😂

[@kayleeciccarello8668]

10:57 as a parent you always have a comeback 😂 I roast my son, now 18, daily as he does me. We work together now and my go to is always don’t make me pull out the baby pics….shuts him up real quick. 😂

[@locklanmcintosh3116]

i work at a gym i teach ages 3-12 tumbling classes. i absolutely roast them back. it’s the best part of my day. they tell their moms on me all the time but i roast them as well

[@laniekouts9722]

I was on a field trip with my sons kindergarten class to the zoo. We were standing next to a sleeping pig that was snorting. My son said "that sounds like you when you sleep.) i turned around to see if anyone heard and there was a gorgeous man standing there. I kust shrugged my shoulders and said "kids!"

[@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig]

I can also smell the rain coming

[@parkavenue3990]

I used to teach preschool and I had my kids draw pics of their moms for mother’s day…one little girl roasted her mom so bad…she drew 4 pics of her mom passed out on the couch and she was holding a wine glass in every pic.

[@Lady.Fritzx]

My youngest once told her sister to tell her bully that she looks like a first graders art project.

[@KCKat1]

He was so Scottish, not Irish. I was listening closely, but when he rolled his Rrrrrrrs, I knew for sure!😂😂

[@CatrionaCharles]

Definitely

[@YukinaReign888]

I lost it when Charlotte said 'She's got school! Oh wait is that Scottish'? 😂🤣

[@sharonsimmons6427]

I truly believe that the, “put me in your suitcase,” thing was started by an episode of ‘I Love Lucy.’ Where she hid herself in one, to go on Rickey’s trip with him. 🤣😂 I always say this, and picture Lucy getting into a huge old traveling case. Classically iconic❣️❤️😆

[@dreamysheepstudios]

The couple playfully roasting each other is like me and my partner 💗 We never bring things up that would make us genuinely upset, but just playful banter is fun 🌸 A lot of what we joke about isn’t even all that true anyway