At first I thought Kris wasn't wearing a shirt and I was scared 😅
@Scotty.Rosencrance Жыл бұрын
Same-
@outsashag702 Жыл бұрын
same
@shanebeaver6265 Жыл бұрын
Fr fr ong my guy
@wilmaberglund2670 Жыл бұрын
me to
@islathomas7528 Жыл бұрын
Same :0
@chandlerryan1863 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure for the first video with the earbud he literally did random stuff that nobody of any gender would understand. Technically, he succeeded in confusing the girls, confusing the boys was the collateral damage
@angb6616 Жыл бұрын
🤔
@akez7955 Жыл бұрын
🤣🔥 bomb move tho
@juggawest Жыл бұрын
Some idiots are PHONY! Old useless earbuds laying around & the fact EARPODS LOOK THE SAME JUST NO WIRE woops left caps. The spray is just these are old and may have a smell just a guess. (love your videos tried to message on tiktok but you don't follow me and I got no content.
@bonniepaora8664 Жыл бұрын
"confusing the boys was just collateral damage" threw me overboard 😂😂😂
@myrkur8054 Жыл бұрын
I mean I got it, he was just refering how your phone, and only your phone, goes in the right pocket, and literally everything else goes in the left
@SolarPeel Жыл бұрын
I think it’s great Kris includes/mentions her editor Jay in, pretty much every if not all, her videos. A lot of creators like to take all the glory, even if the editor doesn’t want to appear they should at least get a fraction of the love and recognition that Kris gives to Jay
@alexiswhite8029 Жыл бұрын
Yes totally agreed I love when he pops up and she always includes him it’s so funny I love them both
@aardvarks17 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I’d love to see him in a video with her. He’s funny! ❤😂
@SolarPeel Жыл бұрын
@@aardvarks17 oh yea! if they did a little video together in person, that would indeed be hilarious 🤣 we totally need a meet Jay video , they could do some 5 minute crafts together 😂
@ImSorryAmanai Жыл бұрын
Every and all are synonyms, I don’t mean to be rude or a grammar police but maybe you should say most, if not all instead of every, if not all. sorry.
@Tiger69420 Жыл бұрын
I also like lixian and markipliers relationship
@da_big_gib Жыл бұрын
The "I'll buy the door" is a Call of Duty Zombies remark showing the highest honor of male respect
@bobfromslapgame24 ай бұрын
First thing that came to mind ain’t gonna lie bruv
@Lbplayz143 ай бұрын
First thing I thought😂😂
@IDyce888 күн бұрын
no one cares about COD...it's a piece of sh%$ game...and you don't gain male respect like that.
@Zaros2400 Жыл бұрын
The “door” video was a reference to Call of Duty Zombies game modes. To open more space in a zombie map, you gotta buy doors after getting a number of points.
@legacyhill155 Жыл бұрын
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT! But I wasn't sure if I was right or not it's been so long since I played. Only og zombies.
@donnyisawesome Жыл бұрын
Everyone always wanted to hoard points for the mystery box 😂
@whyusomadd8231 Жыл бұрын
What’s that one about guys smiling and laughing at girls or whatever the first one 😀
@mpr746 Жыл бұрын
That is not a boys thing, but rather a gamer thing...
@Freya_Thuriaaz Жыл бұрын
but that s not even boy exclusive though I was hella confused
@shadowman21282 Жыл бұрын
the "eating a banana with the boys" one reminded me of an awkward eye contact moment I had while waiting at the station for a bus. A woman sitting across from me happened to be taking a bite of a banana at the same time I was absent mindedly licking the chocolate and foam from the underside of the lid from my cup of coffee... We both had that split second moment of eye contact, awkwardness, and a quickly diverted gaze.
@sanschmidt5457 Жыл бұрын
lol the sparks are flying between the two of you xD
@aranyakushwaha8825 Жыл бұрын
Damn... It was meant to be, son
@SmileyFunChic Жыл бұрын
This made my day lol 👍
@luranetee Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@delwarabegum2391 Жыл бұрын
and thts how it started
@sfree1979 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it when her ADHD just shows up. All the sudden "I am so pale." Love you Kris!!
@destinycritcher3527 Жыл бұрын
I know, someone finally understands my ADD/ADHD 😂😂
@SneakyG59 Жыл бұрын
ADHD doesn't just "show up". Every single person ever that just is like "omg ADHD moment haha I'm so weird I just can't focus sometimes and randomly get distracted!" Is not ADHD. That's literally everyone. ADHD is a miserable thing to have and the distraction thing is actually only the tiniest part of what ADHD actually affects.
@fireRush34 Жыл бұрын
She has ADHD?
@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 Жыл бұрын
@@SneakyG59exactly at least someone understands its not an easy thing to live with your whole life
@SneakyG59 Жыл бұрын
@@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 it absolutely isn't an easy thing to deal with. ADHD has some of the largest amount of misinformation out there about what it feels like to deal with it and what it affects in our daily life. It doesn't help that everyone is over diagnosed with it, and people like the original commenter think it's something cute or quirky to have, like it's a fucking personality trait
@The-Person-Who-Asked Жыл бұрын
5:09 that fawking Dora impression is incredible. Thank you, Kris, for making me laugh until my face hurts.
@GrilloTheFlightless Жыл бұрын
I’ve been a guy for nearly 46 years and the vast amount of these went straight over my head.
@thumbdeadred Жыл бұрын
tbf most tiktok videos are aimed for teenagers, after all teenagers are so worldly and streetwise.
@zIJarIz Жыл бұрын
That's the problem, you've been playing too long
@bovax6259 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, ... same here for me too
@musicjunkiie2393 Жыл бұрын
Im confused over a couple of these, like i swear they just did some random shit and said lets confuse the girls, shut up your confusing everybody. The towel one i have no idea though
@olofskivarp Жыл бұрын
I'm 28 and same for me
@meekaaweekaa Жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and I didn't even understand some of those TIkToks. And, every time you put a compliment in your video, it makes me feel very happy about myself. Thank you for doing that.😊
@angb6616 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know you, but you have great style😊
@joshuamcshane7566 Жыл бұрын
Kris' shoulders and arms are looking cut! Must be all the spirits she's lifting with her compliments and wonderful content! 💙
@jaslynzahm6294 Жыл бұрын
YEA!!!!!!!!!!
@fuzzybee3233 Жыл бұрын
simps
@aadenlloyd8191 Жыл бұрын
@@fuzzybee3233 just cuz you give someone a compliment does not make them a simp, but awesome content Kris! Keep it up!
@fuzzybee3233 Жыл бұрын
@@aadenlloyd8191 u simp too
@aadenlloyd8191 Жыл бұрын
@@fuzzybee3233 bruh 💀
@rupertmiller9690 Жыл бұрын
Glad this old man knows what "I'll buy the door." means. It's because of my son. Thanks, dude.
@divDev12 Жыл бұрын
Every time Kris give us a complement, I legit feel a boost of confidence. Thank you for being who you are Kris!
@luxenzealien Жыл бұрын
ik and that's why she's my fave yter tbh 😌😌😌
@Itzjustnat13 Жыл бұрын
No you dont
@encycl07pedia- Жыл бұрын
compliment* "Complement" means something different.
@TheSkystrider11 ай бұрын
Complimenting people, especially guys, is rare and so valuable. I am MFW so I love complimenting women but because I wish women complimented me I do the only thing I can which is to compliment other guys. I love complimenting people. I really do wish more than just my Mom and Dad complimented me (I'm not a young guy). Everyone needs compliments but I sus that a lot of guys go eons without any compliments from women. Actually I used to get a lot of compliments from older women. I bet women want to compliment more but they've learned the wrong lesson that if they compliment a guy it will be misinterpreted - yeah maybe but you can deflect that - give compliments every chance, like 10 compliments in one day isn't too many! Sorry I ranted, I'm rarely concise. Did I make sense? I think there is an epidemic of men not being complimented by women enough. The impact would probably change the world. No doubt us guys need to do a bunch of things for women that we suck at, just sticking to that one specific thing here. Have a good day 💙
@champchad97428 ай бұрын
@@TheSkystrideryou're a wonderful person. Many times people get confused when I compliment them, like ok dude weird but thanks i guess lol. I live away and see my parents once every 3-4 years and i'm single... Stay strong, you're a king.
@Plush-Pile Жыл бұрын
I know you may find it weird or overwhelming how much this community loves you and appreciates you but you truly deserve it. You mean so much to all of us
@zoggyhuffson9499 Жыл бұрын
@ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 𖠳ᐝ So its not just me who thinks she's beautiful? (not a simp, im 12) love ya Kris! :D
@crazycatlady887 Жыл бұрын
@@zoggyhuffson9499 same
@taiusrooney603 Жыл бұрын
The bloke wiggling his leg was trying to unstick his balls without making it obvious 💀
@monstermob7830 Жыл бұрын
Nah bro was rubbing it off
@gsas3012 Жыл бұрын
Stop blowing our cover dude
@lukemassey8990 Жыл бұрын
Lol I do it to
@_Fedronii_ Жыл бұрын
My innocence is gone now-😭
@AutomaticDuck300 Жыл бұрын
I thought he was trying to un-hard his boner. Although I live in a cold country so I never had the ball sticking issue.
@JordanSlaugh-zc3qk Жыл бұрын
I just respect kris so much because she understands everyone and is hilarious and that’s what makes her so fun to watch and just over all a great person 😊🤣
@dragonfire2246 Жыл бұрын
*Video starts* Me: HOLY- Is she-?? Kris: *pops up, showing her top* Me: Oh, thank goodness. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong.
@kyutiesbiggestfan1510 Жыл бұрын
@HqPP7DEqTH sUs
@glitchedshadows Жыл бұрын
@ImAHqPP7boy SUS, VERY SUS DUDE
@dinosavage1222 Жыл бұрын
Abstinent
@dumbidiot20 Жыл бұрын
@ImAHqPP7boy sussy but i understand
@celestrius9197 Жыл бұрын
Tbf that isn't actually sus at all because he is very clear about what he wanted.
@laurapitts Жыл бұрын
We can all agree that Kris makes us all feel comfortable and we love it when she gives us those compliments. I know I do ❤
@GergelyGyurics Жыл бұрын
I'm here for the compliments. As a single guy that's all you get for the week.
@Mjenneau Жыл бұрын
@@GergelyGyurics a week? That's a generous guess mate
@GergelyGyurics Жыл бұрын
@@Mjenneau well I can rewatch previous vids from Kris, so you could say I have canned compliments on my shelf. But without Kris? Yeah... A compliment every couple of months? Probably that one time you decide to wear a suit on a formal event.
@inepthornet3671 Жыл бұрын
@@GergelyGyurics you get compliments?
@GergelyGyurics Жыл бұрын
@@inepthornet3671 mostly from Kris.
@ideal_introvert Жыл бұрын
It's funny how when Kris compliments us I look at myself and I'm usually mid eating something or I haven't showered/ no makeup on but it's still the confidence boost I needed lol. I moved to a new state and her videos are so uplifting since I haven't made many friends, love all your stuff Kris! It always brightens my day!😊😶🌫️🌞❤️
@fishy4873 Жыл бұрын
Darling I am sure you look absolutely beautimus without your makeup
@greenwave819 Жыл бұрын
a person who doesn't know you at all, making compliments to the entirety of YT, makes you feel better?? Plz tell me how that works to make you feel better?
@greenwave819 Жыл бұрын
I'm really trying to understand today's youth
@fishy4873 Жыл бұрын
@@greenwave819 it just feels nice kinda like if a stranger compliments your hair or your outfit
@Liesbeth22 Жыл бұрын
Uhu, sitting in my ph, hair messy, haven't showered in days, having a high fever and hardly able to stay awake 😂😂 But Kris likes the way I look lol lol
@Goosey_thegooseofgeeseАй бұрын
When Kris said "i feel like dora.. dO YoU sEe ThE gRiM rEaPeR???? yOu Do??? f-" i died laughing.
@smallbrainshits Жыл бұрын
her into are getting better day by day ❤
@angelstorm3 Жыл бұрын
Intro*
@infiniduck100 Жыл бұрын
Damn bots
@FrenchhFriessss Жыл бұрын
This is just a bot spawning machine and also it’s ‘intro’
@Cryabtit_ Жыл бұрын
Help not everyone being bots in the comments 😭
@s6vix Жыл бұрын
Kris can u believe all them spam replies?!? I swear these these bots are getting more annoying by the day!
@MrDopey32 Жыл бұрын
Jay's responses. Lol. I'm with you bud. I'm a 43 year old man and half that shit I didn't know either. Haha Kris thank you, that was funny as hell!! Also Kris, have you ever dyed your hair red? Not super dark, but maybe a mix of red, purple with some blond streaks? I personally like the pixie cut, my wife has had one on an off for the last almost 16 years. It fits the frame of her face well and that's one of the many things that attracted me to her!
@arsena5209 Жыл бұрын
some of them were definitely jokes, making fun of similar tik toks that talk about things supposedly only girls and women will understand, so there's probably nothing to get about them haha
@AmbrotosArkhon Жыл бұрын
@@arsena5209 Especially the one with the earbud and "I'll buy the door". The creators wanted to confuse women and they were successful.
@eat_pray_porg8450 Жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY, guys. Totally with you. I'm 48, and more than half of these, I felt like I was on the wrong side of TikTok! Also, (ADHD moment) I'm intrigued about Jay when he said "when I was on tour". I immediately thought he was a musician, but now I just have a mental list of follow up questions! Anyways, love Kris' videos and obviously like Jay's edits because he is integral to her successful videos! Peace, peeps!
@MeganKugs Жыл бұрын
Have you seen any of her older videos where the tips of her hair is red? Oh man it’s so gorgeous I’d love to see her do that again or go all deep red. I like your ideas a lot!
@RawrTisMissy96 Жыл бұрын
The “I’ll buy the door” is referencing call of duty zombies and buying the doors to access the next area.
@Dr.Dreidelz Жыл бұрын
As a single, average looking man in 2022, I do not get complemented very much, and so I look forward to your intro every video. I know the complements are not directed at me specifically, but it truly makes me feel loved. I hope I can find a woman like you someday. Love the videos and never stop being Kris! 🥰
@greenwave819 Жыл бұрын
Kris complementing you means you are 1 step away from dating here. Complements are indicators of interest. now you just need to ask her out. go on friend, best luck shooting your shot!
@idontno0 Жыл бұрын
Bruh if a random person on KZbin talking at anyone who watches makes you feel loved and complimented, never mind the fact she can't even see you, you need some help. Go to a bar and talk to some people... Lay off the internet and go outside. Take a dancing class, or yoga, do something dude.
@rigginsrallygirl Жыл бұрын
Ready to be slightly creeped out…I looked you up on Facebook so I can make this sincere… 1. Love your hair. The curls are amazing. 2. Your smile put a smile on my face. The beauty and sincerity of it isn’t common anymore. 3. You have lovely eyes. 4. From the few pictures I saw I would honestly say that if I saw you in a bar I would think “hey he’s pretty cute!” I swear I’m not some creep, lol. I hate that men don’t get the compliments they deserve unless they’re like Adonis hot. Women deserve more and so do men. Have a wonderful night and fantastic weekend.
@SabsDino Жыл бұрын
@@idontno0 it's just thanking her😊
@lucario2able Жыл бұрын
@@idontno0 bruh just stop. You need a therapist too
@StaK_1980 Жыл бұрын
I love it when she suddenly switches to her British accent. :-) Sounds nice.
@crazidoode Жыл бұрын
7:44 when someone asks me if I’m doing okay, that face answers everything for me😂
@crystalreynolds7433 Жыл бұрын
I just love how Kris switches accents it's really funny and makes up my day.
@jadeb.642 Жыл бұрын
First off, I want to thank you for just being you. I recently had covid and your video’s made the days go by easier and faster. They kept me sane 🤣 Also, my 10 year old daughter Lily would love if you said hi her. She’s gotten really good at imitating your character’s voices and accents. She’s been thinking about being Riley for Halloween 👻🎃 Thanks for all that you do to entertain all of us! Much love ❤️
@sim1887 Жыл бұрын
Once she said “first off” I knew it was gonna be one of those comments everyone comments
@xo4205 Жыл бұрын
@Thank me later 🅥 lol
@narinmoloudi3361 Жыл бұрын
@Thank me later 🅥 FUCK YOU SHE DIDNT
@LeeLeesBanter Жыл бұрын
ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬
@rawdoggin01 Жыл бұрын
@Thank me later 🅥 shut up bro 😂
@FallenCloud. Жыл бұрын
Big ups to you Jay. You make one of my fave content creators much more brilliant.
@charlacardy6794 Жыл бұрын
Can I just say thank you! I’ve been feeling just utterly depressed today and so in my own emotions and your videos NEVER fail to put me in such a better mood. I love you Kris and everything you do from your KZbin videos to your tiktoks. Never stop doing what you’re doing and being you ❤ And again, thank you so much ❤
@valpulaski8298 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Kris is my go to for feel better stuff. Which I've needed a lot more these days
@askaristorm9069 Жыл бұрын
Yeah same and the why they don’t need toilet paper I now understand why I would find piss on the floor, wall, seat, etc…. I could go on for longer than I wish
@JackDespero Жыл бұрын
I thought you meant tacos and I was like "hell yeah, I wouldn't want to miss tacos". With and without innuendo, it is worth paying attention to the phone.
@just_guy4501 Жыл бұрын
feel like crap? "watches kriss' video" feel good? "watches kriss' video" am i obsessed with kris? probably. thanks kris.
@greenwave819 Жыл бұрын
She's a solid 7/10. I'd say you'd can land her if ur lucky and work hard to improve ur game
@johanrojassoderman5590 Жыл бұрын
1:40 Jake's response was so heartfelt 😂 A fresh cut does feel nice. Every 6 months I wonder at how much time it saves in the shower, lol. 9:35 that's just me. When I sit still for extended periods I regularly stretch, just an urge that comes on. Especially the back rotation thing xD
@TheSkystrider11 ай бұрын
I feel amazing after my daily fresh cut - shave my head bald and omg it's the best feeling! Confidence definitely goes up. Dudes out there, I'm telling you, bald is where sexy is at!
@ryanjerue4830 Жыл бұрын
“We don’t judge you for it. It’s fine a little funny but fine” 😂 also love how jay looked like he was ready to give up on life with some of these clips
@alexnapier8925 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else scrolling through the comments for the answers? 🥰Love you Kris, thank you for being a content creator, you have a lovely energy, and as you can see from the comments, it helps many of us.
@estherhalbert7343 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@rebeccah2767 Жыл бұрын
Um yeah
@TangySauces Жыл бұрын
I'm a dude and I'm looking for answers
@DaisyA-04 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Kxrman7231 Жыл бұрын
yea...
@Critical_Mass Жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and didn't understand many of those, so many strange people out there. At home we call it ADEB "Attention Deficit Ewe Bug" because our kids would totally loose focus if they seen a bug. Love your channel and you being honest about life!
@Jwall131011 ай бұрын
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to being the first person to breach a room is the likeliest to get killed. Paying the price of being first = "Buying the door"
@emmafeickert8855 Жыл бұрын
Ok, I totally get the ankle itching thing! I have leg hair (haven't shaved in years), and wearing a sock over it irritates it. So, it gets itchy and needs a good scratchin. I'm pretty sure that's what the video at 9:02 is trying to say.
@fuse98 Жыл бұрын
Your hair starts to hurt after wearing socks for long time, at least it does for me.
@emmafeickert8855 Жыл бұрын
@@fuse98 Yeah, same! I totally get that
@Brainr0tCNTRL Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I've been bed bound for a couple weeks with a broken leg and have been kinda hating myself. But watching your videos and getting complimented each time you start a video has been amazing, thank you Kris
@nancyhunter8560 Жыл бұрын
I didn't get all of them but boy, do I love the interpretations Kris is trying to explain to us the rest without having the video flagged is a hoot. Thanks for the deep, deep belly laughs. Jay, Thanks for helping our girl out. Love the tag team between you two. To everyone else, "Subscribe". 😂😂😂😂
@Zadility Жыл бұрын
3:47 LMAO yep crusty sock from a hike mhm
@elizabethwerstein590 Жыл бұрын
Those intros Kris does are keeping me sane. The depression is so bad right now. And I understood almost none of these lol 😂
@VanessaTheWriter Жыл бұрын
I've also had depression and I found a way out. Hope you do to ❤
@kallmekris Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@RealGodfromheaven Жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris ❤❤❤❤ I did one more so I think I won
@Edmar_Thorn Жыл бұрын
Right there with you, and as a guy.... yeah all the ones Kris didn't get... I didn't get either... >.>
@annies2341 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris embraces her adhd moments bc I just try and hide mine. Kris if u see this thank you ever since I started watching ur videos and seen how open u r about ur mental health and journey to embrace it I have been more confident about having adhd and not being ashamed of it. Thanks! And I mean it!
@vontrude3310 Жыл бұрын
she has ADHD?
@annies2341 Жыл бұрын
@@vontrude3310 yeah she says it in like every video but I guess if you don't really know what it is it's hard to tell.
@mystic_tacos Жыл бұрын
*NEVER* be ashamed of having ADHD!
@annies2341 Жыл бұрын
@@mystic_tacosI won't
@juliaburke2398 Жыл бұрын
kris needs an award for being one of the only people that make me smile. Kris if your see this keep on doing what you do because your amazing𓆩☺𓆪 ᕦ😃ᕤ
@_ChaosbubbleАй бұрын
I love when Kris compliments us on doing something that we are actually doing in real life. Thanks Kris!
@beeeeeeeeeeg Жыл бұрын
5:04 R.I.P Kris’s neck 🥺 it will always be in our hearts ❤️ we will miss you 😭
@BlazinClips_ Жыл бұрын
scam😭💀
@alexisalex4767 Жыл бұрын
Its so nice to see that Kris actually reads the comments, and appreciates us. We love you, and I wanted to say thank you so much, this channel has become my confidence boosting channel.
@stargod3763 Жыл бұрын
@gamezar 💀💀💀
@onenote8846 Жыл бұрын
Харе играть , жизнь коротка
@jeniuspancakes Жыл бұрын
@GamezarebetterBroken 3 hearts at top now lol
@diqital_aviator Жыл бұрын
The only comment she did not heart
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
1:35 The joke worked exactly as intended XD The joke is they’re doing a bunch of absolute nonsense, but pretending it’s just “a guy thing” when it’s not an anybody thing, to confuse people.
@itsbuckboi Жыл бұрын
3:17 Yes Kris we do shift our shit when it is uncomfortable and in the wrong place
@sherrytaylor6226 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RoryV7 Жыл бұрын
You've got me in stitches everytime Kriss, almost literally this time too, laughing too hard I fell over and caught my arm on the corner of the bench and cut it open 👍 job well done. The bit where you asked if we just whip it to dry it, I just thought about that "Whip my hair back forth" song, acted it out with my you know what while thinking about it and lost my balance. 🤣😂🤣😅 Ps; Looking good hun, 🙃
@mariahdibben4066 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Guest09832 Жыл бұрын
Today I experienced something I thought I would never experience. But when I stumbled across Kris's channel she just made my day 20x better whenever I saw a vid from her Luv ur content Kris ❤️
@imogenlyons293 Жыл бұрын
I know you probably won't see this but thank you Kris for everything you do for us, you light up everyone's day giving those compliments.
@Villesburg Жыл бұрын
You did not 😂
@Villesburg Жыл бұрын
But I agree- the rest are just truly known by seein her charisma & energy. Introvs would have her as a peak rolemodel to hype on ✨
@BlueboltGT Жыл бұрын
Your my favorite KZbinr no matter what if you stop reacting or stop your character stuff just we all love what your doing keep it up
@tayahmead8365 Жыл бұрын
My mom nearly woke up and WOOPED ME for laughing too hard at 3am lol
@THOBART05. Жыл бұрын
4:26 is a reference to COD Zombies where you have to buy the doors to be able to go through them and progress.
@proudgryffindior7803 Жыл бұрын
Love how Jay didn't know anything when he was supposed to 💀 You make my day
@acakaantman11 Жыл бұрын
06:55 pissing to get the poop of the toilet bowl.
@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij Жыл бұрын
Your accents are always on point👌
@NO_icp_fan_69 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@NO_icp_fan_69 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the only human here
@chillipepper9424 Жыл бұрын
There just not tho
@chillipepper9424 Жыл бұрын
They’re
@jakobmax3299 Жыл бұрын
7:00 is that we boys always try to wash away poop stuck on the side of the toilet by aimimg at it. Only rareky works.
@jeremywatkins6304 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that kris's ADHD mind just pops in like "wait. What. Ok. Let's do this. " I feel that on a spiritual level. Mainly because I know the struggle of ADHD sometimes
@shannongoudelock8049 Жыл бұрын
8:31 he was watching cornhub and got an ad for “Jamie, 41, and single, just looking for a f*** buddy” 4.1 miles away
@froggie_7286 Жыл бұрын
Can we all apreciate how much effort kris puts into these videos, always complementing us at the start of each video, being the funny ass person she is!😄 luv u kris and keep up the good work♥♥♥♥♥♥
@ihavemyshield Жыл бұрын
She is my top internet person to watch, then susu_jpg, sweet anita,
@cloudyxyay Жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that Kris always says something nice about us every day 💕 I love her ♥️♥️
@incognito1783 Жыл бұрын
Girl, your hair looking straight fire. Also, hilarious video and accents. Nicely done, my fellow Kris..
@paulyisthename1498 Жыл бұрын
I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty zombies. When you kill zombies they drop money, and that is used to open doors to the next area of the level. If you get more kills with knives or headshots, you will typically have more money, and when needed to get to the next area, you would say, "I'll buy the door."
@Shadowcasterp Жыл бұрын
I once went on a double date with one of my friends in high school, and as far as awkwardness on double dates go, this was a maximum. We were going to a nice steakhouse that I fully intended to pay for on my own since I worked there as sous chef. My friend was being a little handsy and it finally got past the line when the food was delivered. His steak apparently was raw even though I saw how thoroughly they had cooked as he had asked for medium well. He slammed it down on the table and screamed in a terrible impression of Gordon Ramsay saying it’s fucking raw. Then after that, he turned right to his date and said well, at least there will be something raw waiting when me and you get home. I then asked him if he needed to go to the restroom and he went. While he was gone, I apologized to his date and took her home while leaving him there to pay for it. I brought my girlfriend back home and told her I’m sorry for such a disappointing evening and that we won’t do double dates again. Idk wtf I just typed this for but fuck it I’m posting it.
@CamoLoTiProd Жыл бұрын
don't worry, I do this type of stuff to my friends all the time. Ranting about things is fun
@daniellehamman7702 Жыл бұрын
Dang language girlfriend!
@savagecupkates9194 Жыл бұрын
@@daniellehamman7702bold of you to assume their gender
@daniellehamman7702 Жыл бұрын
@savagecupkates9194 I have no idea why there is even a comment on this. My 4 kids have access to KZbin that I think may have commented. The only way I even saw this was bc I got an email you replied. As for gender assumptions. I could care less what ppl identify as. That's their business.
@johnroyston3859 Жыл бұрын
4:13 - Kris knows the true way to guys' hearts - yes, yes I would like to get tacos 😂
@S0mia Жыл бұрын
Love you Kris only person who compliments me
@Sania-cm6vk Жыл бұрын
Really??
@chalina5525 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@user-vf8sy5bk5pАй бұрын
I was like ’OMG SHE DOSENT HAVE A SHIRT!’
@Tdaboy07 Жыл бұрын
0:43 KallMeHulk 😱
@brennen5515 Жыл бұрын
"I'll buy the door" COD Zombie reference
@i_am_supernowa Жыл бұрын
When I got that refrence, that made my day
@LemonPerson25 Жыл бұрын
Ong that shit made me smile so much
@mariahlamb2983 Жыл бұрын
I adore the blonde! I loved seeing you in extensions for that Rapunzel shoot. Regardless, I am sure whatever you decide to do with your hair will look bangin
@necktwister1372 Жыл бұрын
The buying the door one is probably cod zombies
@ruse_d_news Жыл бұрын
3:10 That guy is trying to unstick some things. and no we don't wipe. It's a lift up and some firm flicks in a downward motion.
@92993 Жыл бұрын
or his cok
@PurpleWillowArts Жыл бұрын
I loved this one and was confused right with you. You always make me laugh. Much needed nowadays!
@aleashas570 Жыл бұрын
I scrolled and scrolled and no one had an answer for some of those confusing videos so anyone who does understand please enlighten us lol I need answers. P.S Kris you are beautiful and engaging as ever and thank you for what you do.
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@mint_soup9743 Жыл бұрын
Following
@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492 Жыл бұрын
To which ones cause as a dude being real some of these were beyond me to lol
@mckenziecastaneda5450 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the "I'll by the door" one is referring to COD zombies because in order to progress you have to use the in-game money to open doors to different areas and they're expensive so someone has to use a ton of their money which can also be used for guns and ammo and such so they're sacrificing to get the door open
@LeeLeesBanter Жыл бұрын
@@mckenziecastaneda5450 Thanks!
@thxo_mxn Жыл бұрын
This video was an emotional roller coaster I cried, laughed and got really uncomfortable
@Actually_A_Biscuit Жыл бұрын
As a guy, the most relatable part of this video was where Kris had the adhd moment.
@gracelacher5620 Жыл бұрын
Kris I've been hanging out with boys my whole life and I was recently allowed to call them my boys so we watched your video and the boys were laughing and for once I understood. great job with the videos you are my favorite youtube and I want you to know your jaw line is on point, keep up the good work.
@cjdkat7847 Жыл бұрын
9:40 The possibility that this is what what happening all those times made my day tbh
@wadeerwin3920 Жыл бұрын
Kris, you are hillarious!! Cant wait to see you in movies.
@sandstorm3277 Жыл бұрын
Quick tip for anyone who has burps that burn your nose when you drink sodas, if you plug your nose you don't feel the burn. Also Kris this video was really funny :) I recently started watching your videos, and I cannot stop watching them... :)
@angb6616 Жыл бұрын
Whaaat?! Also Low Key High Key Stupid but Genius😂
@buggaluggachug9570 Жыл бұрын
or just dont drink sodas. meth is better for you.
@sandstorm3277 Жыл бұрын
@@buggaluggachug9570 ... ummm... not sure about that one...
@buggaluggachug9570 Жыл бұрын
@@sandstorm3277 although that was mostly a joke. its probably just as bad.
@sandstorm3277 Жыл бұрын
@@buggaluggachug9570 thank goodness XD I was a little concerned......
@lordtimberstone Жыл бұрын
Would like to mention that the sock one pertains to having hairy ankles. If the hair is pressed down all day in weird angles then if feels itchy and weird to rub your ankle after taking off a sock.
@elcharlton Жыл бұрын
#1) you're so pretty #2) pale isn't bad - all skin tones are beautiful #3) the Male gender is weird. They don't always understand us and we won't always understand them. TBH, I don't always understand females! Sending ya love Kris. Love your vids! Hope you're enjoying your new house!
@casusbelli9225 Жыл бұрын
>pale isn't bad - all skin tones are beautiful It depends, I was unnaturally pale and my doctor said to check it. Anemia, some kidney and gastric diseases can cause the paleness.
I need to know what type of crack you're on but pls stop it what is your problem did anyone ask for your opinion
@lina._.i Жыл бұрын
@@spartans7694 bro💀
@squirreltamer2548 Жыл бұрын
1:48 ah yes, when your best friend has woken up before you.
@Ray-vz7jt Жыл бұрын
6:16 he took a nasty dump and it's a make shift air freshener lol
@allieb8158 Жыл бұрын
Yes, dye your hair!!! Royal blue mixed with purple perhaps?; 8:57 "I'm haunting you, bitches." AHAHAH KRIS PLEASEE
@nikkitea7061 Жыл бұрын
I love the editing and child friendly phrasing of the adult content from the boys. You always brighten my day! ❤️
@TheRealNibs Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 9 million subs 🎉
@sarahobah Жыл бұрын
fun fact, those torches you get in a COVID test show fluids and I made the mistake of checking the bathroom that my son uses 🤣🤦 long story short, it was on the ceiling. I started spring cleaning the next day.
@Letheon. Жыл бұрын
8:42 “That’s some stamina…” I’m not sure it counts as impressive if it was 7 rounds of 30 seconds each 😂
@dearthofdoohickeys4703 Жыл бұрын
If you think that’s, it’s because you’ve never tried it Two words my friend: *refractory period*
@turtlemens129 Жыл бұрын
There was a kid who died after doing that 56 times in one day look it up
@logangill8251 Жыл бұрын
@@turtlemens129 so 55 is the limit
@turtlemens129 Жыл бұрын
@@logangill8251 yes sirrrrrrr but it's November good luck soldier
@brionygliddon5868 Жыл бұрын
Huh I’m so confused
@pheonixgaming257 Жыл бұрын
Hi Kris! I just wanted to say something really quickly! :) You're an amazing person and you always make me feel better when I'm not feeling the best, I love your compliments (yes, even if they get a little bit weird) I love your energy, your humor is amazing (It's just like mine!) and you helped me be comfortable with being me! So thank you so much for that!! I love you (not in a weird way I swear) and your videos so much! :]]
@culanngouveia5 ай бұрын
"I got some of not of it, what?" will forever be with me
@kifimchick8954 Жыл бұрын
3:39 at this moment i almost choke with my coffe of laughing, the combo of the video and the reaction is reallly apporpriate
@lauramergen2853 Жыл бұрын
"I'll buy the door" is for COD Zombies. You take turns "buying the doors" as you get chased by the zombies
@emiliagrey8939 Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched so many videos I’m like: “I can’t wait to see what accents she randomly goes into today” 😂
@Marc-AndrewRelichАй бұрын
Kris's weird humor is my weird humor.
@Terminator879x11 Жыл бұрын
So the “buying the door” one is a reference to Call of Duty’s Zombies mode. In it, you start out in a room with a bunch of windows and locked doors. Each player gets points for damaging/killing zombies, and those points can be exchanged to open doors and enable the team to move throughout the map. Fuck I miss Kino and Ascension.
@dakotaflower9464 Жыл бұрын
For the itchy ankle thing, ladies usually don't have hairy ankles. Wearing socks all day and being on your feet all day and then at the end of the day, being able to itch something that's been bothering you for the last 12 hours feels sooooo great!
@-UNDECIDED Жыл бұрын
Italian genes left the chat
@AcquiringHope Жыл бұрын
Midwest gals have sasquatch season! It's like no shave November but longer!
@rallosirishnicole-ste2171 Жыл бұрын
My day just automatically be great if I see a notification that Kris uploaded a new video!!
@Allegrapiro Жыл бұрын
Literally the exact same
@anastasiarobertson7850 Жыл бұрын
Same. Her video's Always brighten my day!
@MonoDree Жыл бұрын
R.I.P to all the subscribers that missed the notification despite clicking the bell. Kris will get the views 2 years later when they finally discover the video.
@Narwhaldude Жыл бұрын
It's less the shrinkage, and more that due to nerve endings and whatnot that is the worst part to put underwater when it's cold