Funniest BANNED Commercials

[@keishajohnson9593]

The ketchup one took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@theunknownguy4994]

Same. I almost passed out from laughter.

[@Addie__Lycan]

I am traumatized but when she started smacking him I started laughing😂😂😂😂

[@deelejeannenoogen]

HAHAHA SAME IM DYING

[@Chuuyas_FancyHat]

Same-

[@Silver_Is_Sillay]

Same

[@bexelles7483]

I love your intros. Never stop them!! Don’t let ANYONE tell you otherwise, you are so entertaining and thank you for all the effort you put in for us

[@umichan3205]

Ooooo 69 likes 🍎🪱

[@RichardMas]

Ikr! The intros I love!

[@tia3816]

How could all this bots come immediately, before all of us? They obviously have some troll-alarm system.

[@2912lucero]

The intros are super fun!!!!!! And the free compliments are very welcome everytime you give them!!! 😁😁😁😁❤️

[@Maria_loves_water]

You give me a live laugh love vibe

[@Ayeshagoth]

Kris's compliments make me feel like that middle child who gets noticed by her mother for the first time 😭❤️

[@bananas8758]

Bc me

[@No-problem-hate-me-too]

I'm the middle child and I'm the fav 👁💋👁

[@Alis_Grave_Nil]

You have a way with words that touches my heart

[@talnev.7894]

Yeha? Whats that like?! 🥲

[@angel_clouds]

I’m oldest and ik my mom loves me more 😈

[@hannahbeauchamp4775]

I love how she compliments us it’s so sweet and respectful and it makes me feel less insecure of myself 🥺❤️ I love you kris!!!

[@KB-ut1yt]

I’m like that to I have self hatred and I also do not have any self esteem 😢

[@BrittanyUmholtz]

I have a crush on her ❤😊

[@outofthecraftermath8497]

Your compliments are so pure! I often find myself grinning from ear to ear from them. You make my day with each video you post. We couldn't forget about Jay, either. Good to see him included more and more! Kris is hilarious. ❤

[@funsizedgenius]

Same here❤

[@isabellaevens8334]

@@funsizedgenius yess

[@gizrat]

Yes, Kris doing commercials. Make tv advertising fun again. 🤣

[@Moonwalker2923]

I need your compliments so bad sometimes lmao Thanks for making us all feel better about ourselves Also, YES, we love your intros, Kris. Keep up the amazing work! 💜

[@Moonwalker2923]

I KNOW THAT IS A LINK TO AIR FRIED POTATOES. I DO NOT WANT THEM.

[@whitneyvicars5225]

Here is the full clip : thank me later kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc

[@keepitawesome502]

👍

[@jisungslvrr]

i’m trying so hard not to press these links

[@emmajohnson6899]

ya!

[@Dacontentchicken]

The intros are getting more and more iconic as time goes on

[@naomi.slushy9526]

Can we agree that Kris makes us happy no matter how our day is ❤❤❤

[@narahanock2720]

I second this nomination!

[@ianjames1707]

Agreed

[@willowsverge3046]

😁👍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jrmoriel981]

yes i love kallmekris

[@hpanglingandoutdoors2699]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Ela1na_k]

Hi Kris! I think everyone agrees that your acted intros are amazing and very entertaining, as well as the compliments that are very kind and probably make many people's day. Here's a funny story: I and my family were going out to eat with some friends of ours that we haven't seen for a long time at a fancy steak restaurant. For a side, they gave one of our friends a piece of extra steak. He had not ordered a piece of extra steak, so we were all very confused. After he had finished eating his main course, he took his knife and poked the extra steak. It seemed very dark, burnt, and crunchy with no glisten whatsoever. He went ahead and cut the steak open, seeing that it had a very light brown center. It was bread. They had us all fooled lol

[@littleluxuriesbyjune]

AHAHAHA

[@J4D3_SP4DE]

"it was bread." wise words

[@FerrariKing]

She has so much talent. She never fails to make me laugh. I remember when I was 5 at my grandma's house I could have sworn my grandmother's doll moved so I ran out of the house to the neighbors. The lady was my grandmother's sister. When my grandma and mother came to get me I told them the doll blinked and me. This was 10 years before Chucky and eventually played around with the doll.

[@MybiasisMikha]

The ketchup 😭

[@LydiaSlade]

That one was the funniest one

[@turtlelover3337]

I love the small compliments she gives us at the beginning of every video, it probably makes so many people's days

[@jerotoro2021]

I wish you a stampede of turtles my friend

[@turtlelover3337]

@@jerotoro2021 I love turtles!

[@joyfulinhope1210]

Omg, the ketchup one! I choked on my water and also maybe peed a little. 😂

[@bobsmithson7374]

No doubt about it

[@littlelady1680]

Haha I have no words😂😂

[@Preferably_anonymous]

@carriganella5292I’m also twelv😂

[@niasiafields5219]

that ketchup one got me bro!!!!!!!!!!! -_- sus

[@niasiafields5219]

@Couchsweetpotato i'm 16 (:

[@kayleekay2690]

I love that Kris compliments her audience and I always look forward to it.

[@0Your_gurlie0]

I love how Kris compliments us everyday and also: a story. So when I was little, me, my dad and sister went to Costa Rica for a holiday. I was messing about when my sister went to go and get ice cream. Whilst I was messing about in the pool, I almost drowned. Our friends big sister and their friends had to save me cause they wasn’t any Life Gaurs around. Thank you for reading ❤️

[@hazzard_destroyer]

6:56 literally me every time someone wakes me up

[@thegroovygrape]

Hey Kris Great vid! Funny story for anyone reading Today was my first day at my job. And I worked selling donuts and baked goods. We (my co-worker and I) started off by making a display batch. The instructions on the wall telling us how to do everything were very vague. There are like 3 different sugar coatings for the donuts, but each one just said to add sugar. We grabbed a bottle of what we assumed was sugar and applied it to the donuts. We then realized it probably meant the powdered sugar and flavored sugars. Thinking we just added normal instead of powdered we offered it to another one of our co-workers. He immediately spit it out and said he hated us. Confused, my co-worker tried one as well. Turns out that the bottle was not sugar… We coated the donuts in salt…

[@Kaseyrulesthefrogs]

I love this 😂❤

[@bbysiea]

why is there salt where you sell donuts and baked goods?

[@thegroovygrape]

I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

[@Shadowcatz8573]

👀h-h-how long did it take to write this 👀👀.

[@thegroovygrape]

Like 2 minutes?

[@Iluvfictionalguys]

What goes up and never comes down? Kris’s humor sense😎

[@Euphonious.]

age

[@Iluvfictionalguys]

@@Euphonious. and my anxiety

[@Euphonious.]

@@Iluvfictionalguys i feel u on that one

[@johan.ohgren]

And my... ehm... situation...

[@LittlePrincess96]

Love!

[@juicehuman4565]

"Why is the ketchup white!"-random girl

[@stevenkatz5462]

Okay young users that is not ketchup its something else

[@syko2695]

8:30 that's how every phone call with my dad has ever gone "Hi Dad, what's up?" "Get some milk on the way home" "Aight" *Puts phone down*

[@yoyo45536]

You literally do such a good job of narrating or reacting to literally anything. You could literally react to a kid eating his falafel and we would all still laugh. Btw, can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris makes videos for us everyday, and compliments us? She’s so amazing and funny and one of the most amazing people! And we of course love Jay and how he adds himself in a lot of the videos now. Kris is amazing! ❤

[@imBrunoDiwi]

have you seen the thumbnail? did you have no reaction to it

[@Happy_BeesLife]

Follow me please

[@emmabiranzeiring1698]

Kris: Y’all smiles are looking ✨GAWJUS✨ Today! Blinding 😎! Me: 😐 *lies in bed staring at my computer*

[@cindymarshall728]

i know 'she's so nice

[@parker147]

Lovin your pfp gurl

[@kashikakoul7484]

Was literally so depressed right now but after watching Kris I feel so much better... Love you Kris 💗Thanks for always making me smile and laugh...

[@TaniaFlores-sq6me]

These are the only commercials i wouldn't skip

[@anamazing2297]

This genuinely made my day better. So many of my plans were disrupted today, and I wasn't feeling well for that reason. Your intro got me to actually smile! Not everything is better, but it was fun to react to these commercials with you! Have a great day/night, Kris! 😁

[@TheTenthCity]

I feel the same, this is a great comment, you need more support here!!!!!!!!

[@anamazing2297]

@@TheTenthCity Thanks! Your reply has also contributed in cheering me up! ☺

[@carmeltabby]

I did see the Heinz commercial years ago and I'm delighted that you hadn't seen it before. You're reaction was exactly what I was hoping for. I did exactly the same thing when I saw it for the first time.

[@CharlieTheSalty]

That commercial is actually "stolen" from a Swedish film called Hip Hip Hora - literally word for word. I recommend checking it out, because it has a kind of follow up scene in the end of the film, which makes the joke even better.

[@breeannahfleming8139]

I had a Terrible day today and you always cheer me up. ❤️ Thankyou for everything you do Kris, your intros make my day as well as your positive comments so don't stop them. You are an amazing human being and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[@78dentedhead]

@8:06 And thus, Keanu became Neo, by donning the sequined shades of destiny.

[@arminarlert227]

7:53 AHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHhHhHHHhhHhHhHHhHhhHhHHhHhhHhHhhhH😨😂🤣😂😭😂🤣 omfg

[@Murr_5924]

I think just died fucking laughing 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gheata_playz874]

The way i PHYSICALLY felt that IN MY SOUL 😂

[@mikelows1988]

DAMN

[@arminarlert227]

@@Murr_5924 i think ur right

[@Mx_w1tch]

7:02 is literally my mom describing my family! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hazzard_destroyer]

2:30 ok but like same my mother is a monster when it comes to monopoly. She always makes deals to make the game last longer but ngl it’s kinda funny and I love her so much

[@Mimikyou_2312]

7:48 is where things started to go wrong

[@fightsforsweets]

What a gal! We definitely love the intros and it’s always a treat when I stumble across people who share my brand of humor. Thanks for the early morning chuckles, Kris! Banned commercials are the best! On the subject of commercials, this is me putting in a vote for you to shoot a commercial. 🙌🏻 Whatever the subject I know it’ll be a masterpiece.

[@swiftstar2169]

I second that vote!!!

[@hurk8084]

Can we just take a second appreciate how very interactive kris is with her fans

[@jerotoro2021]

That's literally her job, so... yeah, she's doing her job well lol

[@enbyentity4828]

Kris has a smile that always makes my day better. Thank you

[@Donner1963]

Your intros are supreme, always starts the video off with a chuckle. You making advertisements would be an absolute upgrade to what they come out with sometimes, love your humour. 😂

[@touchsomegrassforbangchan]

I love the way Kris always compliments us at the start of each video! Makes me smile every single time❤ love your videos so much Kris!

[@FriedrichHerschel]

11:00 that commercial was for "Nekkermann", a German company I believe now dissolved who back in the day sold almost everything out of a catalogue (a major city telephone book sized one). You just had to call them, give them the number of the product in their catalogue and they'd send it to you - with an invoice attached. And clothes as well as TVs were among the stuff they offered.

[@asmaadil1908]

Came looking for this

[@kencarp57]

LOVE the intros! LOVE ALL your videos, KALL-me-kris! 😂 9:06 HUNTER???

[@the.coveredface]

Thank you, Kris by asking me to smile! Now I remember I should probably put my Invisalign in 😅

[@tommaycock2629]

Your intros are so positive and pure, the world could do with more of both, I hope this small aspect that you give us never changes.

[@KaisonKaleb]

can we just take a moment to realize that Kris never fails to make us laugh our asses off and the random cut telling her mom she ran someone over had me rolling the ketchup bottle one had me dying and Kris in general had me hyperventilating. also can we admire how good Kris looks today like DAYUM KRIS she spends so much time complimenting us and putting great content out for us it is our turn to recognize her. can you all get Kris to see this and reply with a compliment for her. Edit 1: Holy shit I did not think I would get so many likes on this comment but thanks

[@Aussie.Swiftie]

oof not this type of comment

[@KaisonKaleb]

@@Aussie.Swiftie whats wrong with my comment

[@gudrundoncourt9794]

@@KaisonKaleb ikr

[@caitlinseville6985]

Every time she compliments us, I just want to hold up an undo reverse card

[@caitlinseville6985]

*uno

[@krashd]

The ad for the 4-seat smart car is still one of the funniest I've ever seen, the way the driver squeals always cracks me up 🤣 3:23

[@NeetuSingh-gl1ue]

why the fuck was this banned?

[@adamgreenspan4988]

Kris is so good at accents she slips in to them spontaneously, Robin Williams style.

[@bradleybrewster5615]

I’m 100% down to watch kris create her own commercials for the channel😂 like poorly produced blue chew ads or something 😂

[@Power-o2c]

LMAO

[@taylorfansaanvi224]

yasss

[@bagpipe1979]

Your on point Kris

[@purelyliaa]

Kris has always made me smile with her compliments at the start, and her funny personality. Of course with a touch of depression, and trauma in the middle. Kris is like, my uhm..therapy? Cause uhm..she’s..amazing and funny :) love ya Kris. Edit : dont think I forgot about Jay, and his amazing editing 😂

[@dea_6x348]

Love the amount of personality and compliments we as viewers get from Kris in every video. Also for entertaining story here it is: Today I went to lunch and my friend was in the middle of a classroom changing into an inflatable dino costume (that she borrowed), and one she was struggling to get it on and two just as she was about to pull it up the zipper part ripped. One dino surgery and a roll of duct tape later, and she still has to buy a new, dino costume.

[@DeformedMonke]

Omg, the ketchup one! I choked on my water and almost maybe peed a little😂

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Yes, the intros are amazing Kris, so much fun! Banned/funny commercials with Kris' reactions = my content heaven, it's just such a fun and happy place to be! Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!

[@kenkarish826]

I love banned commercials. Well done Kris, hope to see more. The ketchup commercial i saw a long, long time ago and is still hilarious today.

[@90charmedndangerous]

You should watch the scene from movie where it's originally from😉😁

[@justapanpirate]

@@90charmedndangerous It’s even worse 😂

[@squidwardtentacles1460]

Can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris makes videos for us everyday, and compliments us? She’s so amazing and funny and one of the most amazing people! And we of course love Jay and how he adds himself in a lot of the videos now. Kris is amazing! ❤️

[@aether-gh0ul]

We need to take and hour!

[@m_just-funhfv]

The little bug in ur hair 😂 love the video!

[@ExasperatedSideCharacter]

Kris, i don’t think you get enough of what you deserve. You are great. You are pretty. You are hella funny. Thank you for being you 💜

[@CactiHuggr]

8:48 when I told my dad I was bi in high school he literally shrugged at me and said “ok”. I was literally not expecting it, I felt supported but also invalidated at the same time😅

[@cr7suiiiii841]

He probably didn’t really care because he loved you anyways

[@gheata_playz874]

It's because of the lack of a response right? 😂

[@gheata_playz874]

I think I have an idea as to why: it's because all your buildup for courage to tell him and all your insecurities were all met with a nonchalant attitude which might seem like everything you've done up to then meant nothing, y'know what I mean?

[@CactiHuggr]

@@gheata_playz874 spot on my friend

[@melaniedupuis7997]

Im full of awkward embarrassing stories that I have Noooo shame from lmao. Your videos make my day. Thanks Kris 😊

[@CalamityKid]

the ketchup one had me rolling 😂

[@inevitable920]

Kris always makes me smile when she hypothetically says we look nice :)

[@petaplayz5489]

The ketchup one was the most replayed🤣

[@Silver_Is_Sillay]

Oop💀

[@whos.maddie31]

Your videos mean so much to me and can always make me smile no matter my mood. Keep up with the great work, Kris! For me, when I was in 1st or 2nd grade my lips were feeling super dry and hurt a lot while in school. So, I grabbed the closest chapstick looking thing in my desk, my glue stick. So I put it on VERY generously unknowingly for what was about to come. My mouth was feeling weird and dry again, so you know what I did? Put. More. On. Then, while the teacher was calling kids to answer questions, she called on me. I had to use my fingers to pry my mouth open and everyone saw those strings you get from glue all around my mouth, and they were all laughing. I may have been slightly traumatized by the whole thing, but now I just think back and laugh.

[@TaniaFlores-sq6me]

The first one definitely made some people question eating bananas again

[@fluverxd]

7:07 I- IS THAT A CZECH COMMERCIAL?!??? OMGGGGG YAAASSSSS

[@adell_3_261]

Yes exactly my thoughts. (I didn't hear it at first but when Kris stopped talking for awhile i was like holy cow )

[@Lisabullardpersonal]

Not me smiling with a giant bite of food in my mouth because Kris asked to see my smile 😂😂😂 I know it’s a general compliment each video, but I always take it to heart. You’re wonderful Kris!! 💜💜💜

[@PirateQuest]

I was having a sad day. This part 0:37 made me happy and also blushed 😂 Thank you for making me happy 😊

[@christinecarter3453]

I LOVE how kris just beets the crap out of Pete in like, every damn video!🤣🤣🤣

[@sashy05]

Most of the advertisements weren't even that harsh to not put up 😂 Specially few at the start & yes, the Heinz one caught me off guard 🤣🤣 Your intros for the videos has always been fun Kris, keep doing those ✌🏻 & yes, do a parody advertisement too. You'll kill it 🍾

[@bridgetlovejoy2164]

The ketchup bottle was the best 😂

[@samavitt]

0:43 your intro's give me life- does that sound desperate? well, I don't care coz it's true

[@paigegibson]

Your intros are the best! Also I love how you always give your viewers a compliment. The compliment makes me feel better on my bad days.

[@hazzard_destroyer]

Love the compliments so much they always make me feel better about myself and I also love the funny intros ❤️

[@MissAmberLight]

But of course, yes, we love your intros! You made me snort my drink out my nose on the ketchup bottle one. My daughter and I look forward to watching every night. No matter how bad the day is, your genuine kindness, humour and variety of topics makes our day better. Thanks Kris!

[@SunooAndHisHourGlass]

You dance EXACTLY like my 17 year old brother hahaha- he always does the old man dance, robot, fishing one, etc. it’s fun to watch 😂😂😂😂

[@cpqbillz]

kris will always be my favourite 🫶 love how shes always doing her best, love her music taste, love her smile, love the way she makes me smile and how comforting she is, love the fact that shes so wholesome and sweet no matter the situation,kris is always my nmbr1🫶

[@martialwhite6831]

6:30 "cookies/treats from the good old days"

[@TheGhostlyRaven]

As a kid with low self esteem kallmekris's compliments at the beginning of her videos always makes my day, thank you for all you do!

[@DomixCZE]

Never thought I'd say this, but... I am kinda proud of being from the same country that made the ketchup commercial. I laughed sooo hard.

[@preciousblanza7770]

i love u kris. I'm reviewing for my bar exams this November and I watch your videos between my breaks. Thank you for always brightening my day. More power for you! Love from Philippines ❤️

[@bananaskin3997]

I know I should be doing my homework right now but I've had a long day and your fun intro immediately picked me up and made me feel good enough to get most of my work done so thanks Kris! I also love how you make the effort to complement us and them within the first 5 minutes u tell us we suck! 💀💀

[@brioritea]

even though my mental state isn’t the best right now, Kris is always going the best person to keep me happy and destract me from all the negativity. even if I don’t really have anyone to talk to. I love you Kris!! keep up the amazing work!! ❤❤

[@celinkopper4837]

POV: your having a bad day but kris compliments your smile..😍

[@amandacassidy4957]

6:35 I laughed so hard when you said "Gesundheit" (meaning "bless you" after sneezing or "Health" in general) after reading the HUG slogan because we come to say that as a joke when someone says something sounding so strange it could hardly be a word/ language.

[@riptide357]

6:11 imagine seeing scientists on tv just start dancing in a documentary show

[@honeybobabear9855]

Hey kris I love love LOVE your comedy and I love how you give complements that you give us and the complement really make day

[@Frofrogger]

Real Kris fans actually smiled when she said smile

[@elise5354]

That compliment really made my day (even tough its almost over for me). I dont like to smile too much, cause i think it just doesent look good. U are so nice Kris and ur random compliments at the beginning at every vid just make my day and make me fell like something❤ Ur compliments to us is really appriciated by us so I just want u to know that u really are an amazing person and u deserve to be a happy woman! We love u Kris🥰

[@lukebillieobvs]

0:05 me in every play ever

[@PhillipParr]

6:44 - I feel attacked.

[@Murr_5924]

💀😭

[@glhowee]

So ur a 40 year old white man….?

[@LydiaAce-js7ut]

I love that she complements everyone watching

[@Stayville_Clown]

6:25 I’m german and I have never seen this advertisement in my whole life 😂😂 Also it says "Guezli aus der guten alten Zeit" That basically means "Guezli from the good old times" Please don’t ask I have no idea either

[@Chris9-i5v]

The cookies at 6:46 are from Hug, a Swiss cookie brand and Kris you never fail to amaze me. Pronunciation was almost on point :). Literally translates to "Cookies from the good old times". "Guezli" is the Swiss German term for cookies ^_^. If you have a P.O Box I will gladly send you some of those.

[@Iliveforzelink]

0:27 The camera reflection in her glasses

[@kaneki_585]

i see ur video after months and all i see is me, like u r doing exactly what i do like the constant correction of urself then the acting as multiple roles & the chaos. Rly liked to see there was someone like me🤩.

[@TdScar]

I’ve been so stressed due to wedding planning as I get married in 10 days and your videos always make my day! 💖 a couple minutes where I can forget how overwhelmed I am lol

[@ashleyarellano6152]

I am so happy you are here in KZbin so you could make people smile and be happy. Thank you for all the compliments Kris!😊

[@cleoroars5762]

I love how kris's mother issues make it into each video

[@jensanges]

Hi Kris❤ the video with the date (or SO) was really about the man who couldn’t get his head off of sports lol, even when she was “presenting” herself 😂

[@elizacarrie7433]

I would totally watch a fake commercial by Kris. I had a class where we did those in high school (a satire English assignment), and I did one about pharmaceuticals commercials. So fun

[@kierajolly4318]

I know you probably won't read this Kris, but this is literally my happy channel and whenever I am crying or sad (like rn), I know I can count on you to make me laugh and feel ok again ❤❤ Also your intros and compliments literally make my day

[@theoutcast9197]

Not gonna lie at the 8:25 mark was literally how the conversation went between me and my friend when he came out to me.

[@kimjunkert5002]

Omg 😂😂😂 I remember an OLD phone company commercial where the guy was at the hospital making calls to his family. The collect call greeting when your supposed to say who is calling was like " momitsagirl!" And then he would hang up when they answer. I used to get a kick out of those ones!!! 😅😅

[@cheesecake69-r4h]

God, I love her humour, she's amazing!