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@VaazkLShortsАй бұрын
DROP SOME IDEAS!!! DAILY MEME VIDEOS! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!
@my_ocАй бұрын
YESSS OKAY
@beomcubАй бұрын
STRAY KIDS MEMES
@beomcubАй бұрын
istg the day u listen to my request is the day pigs fly 🙁 please 💔💔💔
@chinayahmartins-manuel7619Ай бұрын
Do aita memes
@Iamlurking504Ай бұрын
WHIPPETS. I BEG OF THEE, WHIPPETS!
@ericgolightly845016 күн бұрын
THE FEAR IN THE THUMBNAIL GUY 💀
@anthonytafoya3543 күн бұрын
That thumbnail is the wildest thing i’ve seen all day
@Iamlurking504Ай бұрын
That "what do you meeean" was the most relatable sound for any English bloke
@lemonadesaccounttm8721Ай бұрын
20:05 timestamp for the comment lurkers
@Iamlurking504Ай бұрын
@@lemonadesaccounttm8721 cheers
@SretroOfTheNortheastАй бұрын
100th like
@dogdog7883Ай бұрын
@@lemonadesaccounttm8721 thank you, you get it
@ghetoknight7801Ай бұрын
11:09 For anyone confused, the jig is simply that the reply didn't make the obvious conclusion that the man going to a coffee shop for 6 weeks eventually wed his beloved, hence referred to as "dad and mum". I'm not sure if it counts as bad English, but basically the first person was telling a lovestory and the second person thought it was like near present tense idk how to describe it, just don't overthink
@kevalyarathore223Ай бұрын
Thank
@user-jp8gm6ek3wАй бұрын
I thought of something worse
@xTsunamiixАй бұрын
OH
@cookie681214 күн бұрын
@@user-jp8gm6ek3w I made up a whole damn movie of the mom dying and the dad going to the coffee shop everyday hoping to see the love of his life again cause he went insane - I-😭. Help- I read too much wattpad💀.
@user-jp8gm6ek3w14 күн бұрын
@@cookie6812 bro i thought the dad was crazy and had an obssesion with the mom, and that the mom don't Even know him bcz he was stalking her, so he... You know and they had a child
@Qu1chuАй бұрын
*Last dude is gonna go to Mexico and never appear living again.*
@GEGGARMYMEMBERАй бұрын
Si
@EndYouTubeShorts_Ай бұрын
Adíos
@Coleman2017Ай бұрын
An MF's named Cerberus (not even a dog) is going to bite his nutsack off
@AYuumoriEnjoyer29 күн бұрын
nah fr put some respect on toriyama's name
@LexielovescatsАй бұрын
Seven minutes? Wow, I need their advice. edit: omg guys people took my comment too seriously 🌪️🌪️💀💀
@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87Ай бұрын
about one hour, maybe bit less have a shower. (I know it may be hard but nothing in life is easy) shower in cold water ~1 minute Then switch to hot water ~1 minute Repeat 3 times. After this drink warm milk. Then you go to sleep. If you can, sleeping naked can make it much eaisier to fall asleep. If it helps you turn on some background noise it can be white noise, audiobooks, sounds of nature. Whatever works for you. When you try to fall asleep use the military technique and repeat in your head "dont think"
@SkymakescraftsАй бұрын
nah that’s so relatable
@johnmcwick1Ай бұрын
My uncle, he sleeps as soon as he hits his pillow, I’ve seen it happen. He does it by having no head voice of visual imagination. It’s just empty up there. It’s actually kind of weird but he functions.
@JuzzerMinerАй бұрын
I sleep in like 5 minutes.
@OscribusАй бұрын
bro just turn on speed sleep it’s not that hard lol
@Edward_BajiАй бұрын
6:12 Michael Afton moment ✨😻💜
@dabreadgalaxy1302Ай бұрын
So true😍💕
@Raven-lj9dsАй бұрын
Love it when that happens 😍✨❤
@Th3_Rand0m_P3rs0nАй бұрын
:)
@Ramsey276oneАй бұрын
*SCOOPED*
@B0N3YB4B13Ай бұрын
OH LORD 💀
@Lemonboba1Ай бұрын
15:07 It's times like this where I understand why some people hate their birthdays
@jettywettywooАй бұрын
12:41 BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
@iaminyourwallsheheheАй бұрын
So fucking relatable 😭
@CatoTatoАй бұрын
Real bro same 😭😔✊
@ajmaceywrites29 күн бұрын
Samesies
@Antoronyx_23 күн бұрын
You are not the only one
@perfectheart701023 күн бұрын
My kin
@MxShadow8Ай бұрын
6:04 bro became a dalek
@ForkInMicrowaveАй бұрын
another Doctor Who watcher, finally
@Jackson-ub1uvАй бұрын
He became that one Dalek who was bullied in school.
@Leafy-but-shes-gayАй бұрын
DOCTOR WHO DAN
@orchidmalfoy1387Ай бұрын
ANOTHERE WHOVIAN FINALLY
@CartoonSFMАй бұрын
A man of culture I see
@chuuyashusbanddАй бұрын
20:17 Mexican cartel activity decreased for a bit every time a new dragon ball episode came out
@HenryPlays923Ай бұрын
RIP
@agent_beta42018 күн бұрын
Awwwwwwwweeeeeeeeegh
@eldritchcupcakes31952 күн бұрын
Damn Mexican cartels have shit taste
@wahitsoctaviaАй бұрын
9:24 that is the most 2020 artstyle ive ever seen in my life
@shirosatsuma4946Ай бұрын
12:47 Bro this is so real . I keep trying to imagine irl scenarios then dragonball z characters start showing up and fight 😭😭😭
@ashrre.Ай бұрын
HELPPME WHAT
@LeoFlipnotesАй бұрын
14:20 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO FELT THAT
@cornfalkflakecorncornflickepicАй бұрын
ME TOO
@idontlikeasterisk9 күн бұрын
ME TOO
@OldMacDonaldHadAFarmEIEIOАй бұрын
PEOPLE WHO PLAYED WHERE'S MY WATER 2 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.Ай бұрын
holy shit i got flashbacks wasn’t there like 3 other copies
@omegadragons3216 сағат бұрын
is it still available
@jamessmithson-br7rmАй бұрын
To anyone commenting with advice on how to fall asleep in 7 minutes, I only want to hear from people who in the past have regularly spent the whole night lying in bed unable to sleep - hating themselves for getting annoyed at the birds as they start to chirp at the crack of dawn and dreading facing the day ahead on zero sleep… Otherwise your hack placebo snake oil “advice” has no value to me.
@SC3N3K3RM1TАй бұрын
This comment caught my attention. Hi nice to meet you I have diagnosed insomnia and sleep paralysis ☺️
@smolpuppers9354Ай бұрын
15:17 Her first mistake was dating a league of legends player.
@Kalel_The_ProtogenАй бұрын
I need that 7 minutes sleep advice
@random9667Ай бұрын
What I do is be in the dark and close my eyes while listening to music, two minutes later I open them and eventually feel really tired.
@CircusFoxxoАй бұрын
Google "navy sleep method"
@Frau_BrotchenАй бұрын
Hammer
@revanxanbabayev1621Ай бұрын
@Kalel_The_Protogen Try not watching gay furry p🟧⬛n before sleep Trust me 🕴🏾
@jamessmithson-br7rmАй бұрын
@random9667 I never feel tired at night, only in the morning
@beomcubАй бұрын
we can all agree that tiktok is so braindead and will never stop being braindead
@cdm099129 күн бұрын
I’ve been on tiktok a bit, and honestly, the people there are less braindead than the people here
@kasperwasper27 күн бұрын
i thought your user said goonclub
@Uuuuuuu-dg9yq26 күн бұрын
if tiktok was gone, where will KZbin shorters get their dead memes from now?
@beomcub26 күн бұрын
@@Uuuuuuu-dg9yq they'll recycle them, probably. if tiktok was gone theyll steal from ig reels and snap. most of tiktok would come to ig reels or yt shorts lol
@strings_attached8 күн бұрын
try scrolling on youtube and try not to get an aneurysm. TikTok is the superior short form content app and you aren't cool or different for hating on it.
@avocadope5818Ай бұрын
This guy is the calmest tweaker i have ever heard
@teaoftrafficАй бұрын
3:02 URETHRA! I GOT IT!
@nathminegirl2933Ай бұрын
6:13 Well, that's not wrong. It must be very, VERY, *VERY* painful to get your organs ripped out.
@Bright_Berry.muichiro29 күн бұрын
how would you know? unless you have experienced getting your organs ripped out.
@nathminegirl293318 күн бұрын
@@Bright_Berry.muichiro Well, if i already had insane pain in my stomach because of anxiety attacks, then the pain i would feel if i had my organs ripped out would be *FAR WORSE* than that.
@toblobsАй бұрын
this video is sponsored by backrooms skinstealers
@GamingForeverEpicАй бұрын
1:45 methanol fire, happened a lot in racing when they used methanol as fuel for their modified racing cars
@bonza10339 күн бұрын
3:12 At work, I served a table and said thank you 💀
@bandgeekforlife406Ай бұрын
2:02 I did something similar at a youth retreat. I was assigned to give out nametags and the popular kid (who was my friend, and probably joking) said "I don't need one, everyone knows who I am." I proceeded to point out, in detail, the vast majority of individuals there who did not, in fact, know who he was. I also countered with, "I don't want to wear a nametag either, because I don't want unfamiliar people to know my name. But I'm wearing it anyway because I was asked to do so very nicely. If I, with my social anxiety, can do this, you can, too." He wore the nametag. (I could have pointed out that I was just as well known, but with a different demographic. Other peoples' parents LOVED me. I was a responsible teenager with good common sense who was able and willing to communicate with adults. They were honestly easier to talk to than my peers.)
@tehcodekid8421Ай бұрын
20:02 The cartel will find whoever wrote this shit and it won't be fun for them.
@HenryPlays923Ай бұрын
RIP don’t make fun of him he was great
@thichinhphan401014 күн бұрын
That one is half right. Peak garbage is isekai genre.
@azurevix9389Ай бұрын
Idea for you. You should do those scary story videos where you tell a scary story in a deep voice with ominous music in the background. Love your videos!
@Scout_21Ай бұрын
6:04 There would be 8 Billion birthday parties (if everyone’s birthday was celebrated) And 365 Birth Days
@hvegaval17 күн бұрын
366 actually
@StudioOfAnimationEntertainmentАй бұрын
3:36 OH DEAR GOD
@RaijinAsterАй бұрын
whyy
@NightAngel230Ай бұрын
@@RaijinAsterGay Sex,its a gay sex meme
@-PikminАй бұрын
@@RaijinAster do you really not understand??
@RaijinAsterАй бұрын
@@-Pikmin no i do
@-PikminАй бұрын
@@RaijinAster oh nyo
@rawnoodles..11Ай бұрын
10:35 BOW PFP INANIMATE INSANITY SPOTTEDDDD
@mateusugwАй бұрын
OSC SPOTTED
@ChrisScottNIАй бұрын
i'm done with that school
@NijutheWolfАй бұрын
18:00 Of all the things, I did not expect to see a L'manburg cake! My day is brighter now o7
@shivshankar1409Ай бұрын
Real
@NijutheWolfАй бұрын
@@shivshankar1409 yes L'manfren
@shivshankar1409Ай бұрын
@@NijutheWolf l’manfren!
@user-ik4xm8jo7x16 күн бұрын
YESSS
@healthy1097214 күн бұрын
What is o7
@nathminegirl2933Ай бұрын
0:04 Well, i THINK it's to make communication and understanding easier.
@natxli3Ай бұрын
Watching this before bed hoping I’m gonna sleep good
@AzaloonyToonsАй бұрын
0:12 “that’s the plan”
@Frau_BrotchenАй бұрын
Yea, we watched it. No need to quote it if you have nothing to add😃
@jakedastenjakoАй бұрын
IS THAT THE REAL AZALOONY TOONS NO WAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@AzaloonyToonsАй бұрын
@@Frau_Brotchen I thought it was funny
@agent_beta42018 күн бұрын
15:24 how is it humanly possible to fumble this bad
@user-jj7cl6nk2rАй бұрын
18:04 I CANT ESCAPE THE COMMUNITY IT FOLLOWS ME IN GACHA COMPS IT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE IT SCARES ME I NEED HELP
@Caspian.Newt.Ай бұрын
dude i love your memes sm, i try to watch your videos everday and have been doing so regularly for about a year now!! keep going with the great work king!
@iscoolerthenU26 күн бұрын
10:19 let this man be himself! like, he didn't do nothing to ya'll😭
@VanillacookienАй бұрын
10:52 I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY WATER-
@orangesun2468Ай бұрын
My dad actually falls asleep in 7 minutes and even LESS, once i saw him fall asleep the second he laid down 😭
@ari638Ай бұрын
Yeah it's a blessing sleeping like that. I wish everyone could, I know a lot of people who would use that power better than I do.
@Kill_noobs_simulator_fanАй бұрын
7:12 THEY ARE STRAWBERRY BON BONS! :D SO NOW YOU CAN STOP CALLING IT " that one strawberry candy. "
@MCMarvel616Ай бұрын
I mean, it’s technically correct(ish), bonbon is French for candy.
@IlikechickenyummАй бұрын
OMG THANK YOU! I AM NOW GOING TO STOCK UP ON STRAWBERRY BONBONS
@oceanman2011Ай бұрын
church lady candies
@IlikechickenyummАй бұрын
@@oceanman2011 omg yes, my pastor would hand them out, those old ladies stocked up on that shiz
@omegadragons3216 сағат бұрын
WHAR???.?
@Zipperthem0thАй бұрын
8:45 The show is nyan neko Sugar Girls btw
@Zombiez_N_Dollz7 күн бұрын
There should be a season two 😊😊😊
@a_fancypersonxx8908Ай бұрын
9:35 * you hear the faint trousle of bones
@bunny-9201Ай бұрын
Bro, your voice make me sleep so peacefully... Thank you, you are my melatonin now
@vesperfox7 күн бұрын
14:43 wtf this was absolutely uncalled for i started crying dawg
@IrregularityRowanАй бұрын
3:28 Reminds me of the skits I'd do with my friend Benji in ELA :)
@liagamer4265Ай бұрын
0:48 The way you said yahoo! lmao 😭
@Ramsey276oneАй бұрын
10:39 theory: Terminal Catholics think that if they can do things like THAT *and don't do it* THEY'RE GOING TO HELL
@MynameisnotjoeАй бұрын
I really like the new vibe.
@MechaFan01Сағат бұрын
my cat once told me "nobody will belive you" and started mewing again
@arpyt1334Ай бұрын
Honestly didn't know vids like this were made. Sometimes comments be too funny and I just needa screenshot them. Its like an Xavier post moment
@fivepainbbles3 күн бұрын
1:39 fun fact, methanol fires are invisible, and there have been cases where racers have caught on fire and couldn’t get help for a while because no one knew what was happening to them. So that’s fun :)
@jamessmithson-br7rmАй бұрын
I must be pulling down the average for falling asleep, I need a solid 2-3 hours
@robertchaney2704Ай бұрын
As someone who used to be on TikTok I know exactly which of these are jokes/ done ironically, and which of these are 100% dead serious and it’s so disturbing
@supersonic5024Ай бұрын
same but im still on it
@TheOne_65 күн бұрын
13:34 my sleep debt so high it tops the burj khalifa
@MaloryGrimes-em1rgАй бұрын
18:05 I was obsessed with the dream SMP for 4 years, I have one l'manburg flag and on kinoko flag in my room, Man I was not expecting a DSMP reference here
@CatoTatoАй бұрын
Real bro, I still want a L’manburg flag
@CatoTatoАй бұрын
But I also don’t want to be banned from a jschlatt stream (reference)
@Get_Bill-zoned8 күн бұрын
I wish I had any merch from any of the MCYT's I live in a rural area and dont have access to american companies like amazon so I cant get anythingg
@ThehistorygeographyandflagnerdАй бұрын
Vaazkl finally sounds happier like he used to :)
@kristianvasnik1678Ай бұрын
0:00 i can't sleep that fast usually, however once i am asleep it's hard to wake me up unless it's my alarm, my body remembering it's class or just my mom pushing me
@cocoapowder43932 күн бұрын
THE THUMBNAIL 💀💀💀
@Multithefandomer3 күн бұрын
11:16 FEAST !! I love that short film lmao :3
@LocalKokuSimp0-0Ай бұрын
2:12 when i ordered a sausage mc muffin, they gave me just the meat, cheese, and egg but no muffin:(
@Rae_stays_goldАй бұрын
4:10 Aww me and the cat can cry over Johnny together
@Xx_Dahlia_xX28 күн бұрын
I remember playing that game 😀 8:06
@00-STARZ-0018 күн бұрын
1:57 that was me… *AM THE ONE WHO DRAWS MONKIES WITH NO LEGS.*
@amandac8836Ай бұрын
4:16 lmao I feel like our cat is a psychologist too when I just sit with her and complain to her about work sometimes
@-weepingwillow-2 күн бұрын
5:55 is about the beatles and the guy in the next one has on a beatles shirt
@Raven-lj9dsАй бұрын
5:00 ahh yes, "aluminion"
@abdallahsawalha8835Ай бұрын
alumenom🤓👆
@dinoshaz1909Ай бұрын
It's aloominum or aluminyum
@TrashamationsАй бұрын
I LOVE DBZ. THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING IT. 🗣️
@Alecade83 күн бұрын
12:41 I thought I was the only one who had issues with my brain thinking of random shi mid fake scenarios 😭
@ramens21 күн бұрын
16:43 dude this was like one of the biggest playground rumour ever LOL, no idea why or how it spread too
@thespidermanoftheottomanempireАй бұрын
1:46 I wouldn’t be surprised if we evolved to see fires in the visible light spectrum, hell some fires aren’t even in the Vis/light spec. Like methanol
@Ivory-BunniАй бұрын
16:48 OMD LITERALLY, I WAS CONVINCED TALKING TOM WAS SPYING ON ME
@DiscoverWkateАй бұрын
2:46 STOP MY DAD DID THIS ONCE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
@DaRandomCommenterАй бұрын
for oil you have to, and i quote.. "PUT IT IN A CONTAINER"
@fy0lai_for_l1feАй бұрын
2:15 OFF TOPIC BUT THE PFP IS A PIC OF AKUTAGAWA🔥🔥
@SanicmonkeLOL22 сағат бұрын
2:47 “WeRE nOT in ThE STONE age” You are though
@rufflechips10802 күн бұрын
12:41 THAT IS SO TRUE. once i was imagining a scenario where i met characters from the brave little toaster (bc its my hyperfixation atm) and lampy kept doing random stuff (like hitting radio or something) and i coudnt get him to stop so i had to restart over and over again 💀
@alderfernАй бұрын
0:04 For anyone wanting an actual answer, it's essentially a warning label, and a request to give us grace when we misunderstand things. Though there are those who do it just to seem unique and special, which is generally frowned upon.
@achillcat308Ай бұрын
Seven minutes? My dad falls asleep in half that time
@kaiyao3238Ай бұрын
Yoo those are crazy 😭😭😭
@AshyP4wsАй бұрын
It takes me 4 or 5 hours to fall asleep lol
@continue246929 күн бұрын
10:46 MIKE MENTIONED (PFP) TDI MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Kawf._.is-trashАй бұрын
17:47 HE DID IT, HE USED THE INCORRECT BUTTON LIKE HE PROMISED
@DisbleeАй бұрын
10:58 is that a balloon on his foot I choked on my noodles
@Hurtle885hu8buАй бұрын
Is TikTok actually an insane asylum? What the hell did I just watch.
@Uuuuuuu-dg9yq26 күн бұрын
Yes can confirm
@JumpInTheCadillacTommyInnit4 күн бұрын
NAH THE L'MANBURG CAKE MEME MADE MY DAY
@OfficerSticksАй бұрын
You should make shower thought memes
@Saturn4Tay.Ай бұрын
Help i keep cracking up every since 6:00
@AYuumoriEnjoyerАй бұрын
2:19 this with an akutagawa pfp is crazy😭
@zircon256uaАй бұрын
For the past month, I've been sharpening my pencils with scissors, and it works decently well.
@user-ug2hk9fr4tАй бұрын
4:10 mine is an elder god in disguise
@horseconfusedАй бұрын
11:16 I’m convinced the guy narrating these lives under the sea at this point 😭
@SkymakescraftsАй бұрын
14:31 this got me giggling as a beatles fan
@John_OrangeFish2 күн бұрын
13:23 these dogs did NOT die for thus
@masonwecker8419Ай бұрын
12:40 I THOUGHT THIS TYPE OF THING ONLY HAPPENED TO ME WHEN THINGS START SPINNING IN MY HEAD AND I CANT GET IT TO STOP
@burblesmurgeАй бұрын
i can just imagine the fear in the teenage boys brain after the one guy said executor
@dilutedchaosАй бұрын
3:45 the cops see all, including the comment section