Honestly...it seems like Tim is the one that can truly make David laugh historically without even trying lol! I love this duo!
@romero_films2 жыл бұрын
Tim: *makes a joke* David: *medieval chuckle*
@simplyjess96892 жыл бұрын
not to be dramatic but my serotonin levels peak on mondays bc of this podcast like y’all never fail to crack me up, thank you 🥺
@Aznchonny12 жыл бұрын
Facts!!!
@soniavega86762 жыл бұрын
You two make me look forward to Mondays 😭 Im always crying laughing 😂🤣 My favorite podcast ❤️❤️❤️ This is my therapy, cheers me up all the time! I appreciate y’all!
@fashionistar212 жыл бұрын
Im literally crying laughing from the bed bug convo🤣🤣
@itsJoonsung2 жыл бұрын
The delivery of that Disney land guy saying “whoa” killed me
@naturalscratcher94982 жыл бұрын
I love this podcast!!! But I think I come here for the INTRO!!! 🔥🔥🔥I love it. I play it twice and sing it randomly!! Around my house! 🥰 love it
@ARealCookinMama2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I find myself doing such random things at home or out running errands… then… “d-d-d-duh-DUDES…bee-hind the FOODS…” 😂😂😂😂😂
@naturalscratcher94982 жыл бұрын
@@ARealCookinMama I’m so glad I’m not the only one because I had to stop watching it because I’m working but I’m on my break now and I’m at 12 minutes and I have to go back just to listen to the intro again… Before I started watching it again!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💜
@mzkarma67512 жыл бұрын
i literally voice recorded it on my phone and listen to it all the time and dance every time !!!!
@HostMonk3y2 жыл бұрын
Lmao tell me why I was randomly singing it 😂
@mzkarma67512 жыл бұрын
@@HostMonk3y omg i sing it every time and randomly also
@CRWN_CJ2 жыл бұрын
Best podcast to listen while driving!
@p.dariusbeliard7996 Жыл бұрын
I’m dead yo David is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @43 minutes
@carlospino70032 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAAY YAAAY! Let’s get this week started wif a bomb ass pod! Be blessed my dudes!
@kercad20102 жыл бұрын
Tim and David you two had me laughing so hard at the Disneyland story
@jonathantran71022 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this, now I can binge ☺️
@186FreakinCool2 жыл бұрын
The Tina Park Disneyland incident is hilarious 😂
@Xoxotatiiii2 жыл бұрын
Lmao the dolphin impression took me tf out 😂🥴😭
@keosywill4792 жыл бұрын
@DENOK 😂😂🤣. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpTGgZVvqrt6f8U
@Jurassichero972 жыл бұрын
My daughter loves the intro song 🥰 she starts dancing side to side 😂
@jpabz2 жыл бұрын
bruhh im fucking crying at the bed bug staying at the foreskin hampton LMAOO funniest shit i ever heard
@ChinaLookingKindaSus2 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! Just started gym
@keithanderson11392 жыл бұрын
I would pay for a podcast with you two and Rick! Good job once again!!🤣🤣🤣
@YGLuv2NE12 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 only reason why I look forward to Mondays
@rg69822 жыл бұрын
THE BEST PODCAST IN THE WORLDDDDDDDD PLEASE MAKE A FULL TRACK OF THE INTRO SONG DU DUU DUDDDEEEEEE
@rdsanantonio2 жыл бұрын
not the South Pole jeans dragging across the concrete 🤣
@lera51392 жыл бұрын
Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️ Big thanks for making me laugh uncontrollably and brightening my day !! Keep it up ❤️❤️❤️
@mzkarma67512 жыл бұрын
it literally is my fav podcast 💜💜💜
@renyalcantara82232 жыл бұрын
Everything about David eating those crackers, from the sounds to idk ig just him, reminds me of kung fu panda eating those crackers in the kitchen while doing a split….mainly the chomping and crunching sounds tho 😂
@karengreenway48582 жыл бұрын
this show is dope! 💜 You guys make me LOL every time!
@youshouldtrytis2 жыл бұрын
Tim Wave Runner and David Slow Jams .. lmao
@EdwardSanchezProductions2 жыл бұрын
This is why Monday is my favorite day of the week
@zchamp302 жыл бұрын
“But she laid eggs in your foreskin tho” -Tim 🤣🤣🤣
@ChinaLookingKindaSus2 жыл бұрын
Such a great episode! Thank you ^^
@janidang902 жыл бұрын
Time to dance, giggle, and cackle! David’s voice ZAAYYUUUMMM!!! Lice talk WHYY Still love you guys #fromAKwithlove
@osbu19042 жыл бұрын
Out of all the podcasts that Tim and David do, this one is my fave cos I'm guaranteed laughter 😂
@binkss042 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 you two are my favorite people!
@Calida Жыл бұрын
Bed bug/dust mite bites are the WORST. You can get them from being outside too! If you ever: mix water & salt into a paste and use it to clean the bites (loght exfoliation), it'll help the incredible itching 😭💀
@jeromeleon85852 жыл бұрын
Yo the title - imma need to watch this😂
@BTNHFAN4LIFE2 жыл бұрын
Im listening to this at work.
@Danesha_M_H2 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of staying in a hotel but then I think about how clean the room/bathroom/bed is because of adult videos 😂😂😂
@LotsOfLove4Music2 жыл бұрын
omg yes please find the footage of david yelling in the background of jason and joseph’s video LOL
@sunvavachi2 жыл бұрын
I love you guys!
@DamnAwesome2 жыл бұрын
Awesome episode!
@beno61982 жыл бұрын
At my middle school they had a drink called Surge and everyone was saying that made your Thing small.
@naomieadair56352 жыл бұрын
I didn’t scroll far enough down in the comments before i mentioned Surge too!😂😂
@davidchong38562 жыл бұрын
If yall have never tried this, yall gotta try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cream cheese and kimchi. I prefer spicier and less fermented kimchi with it but it is fire!!
@LarryMontana242 жыл бұрын
David Slow Jamz 😂 and Berry yellow 💀 I actually listened to this podcast on my way to school this morning and it was fantastic but nothing can beat Watching them, makes the whole podcast that much funnier
@axone29542 жыл бұрын
Lol i do agree with Tim....it was not David's place to comment on people's personal life ...lol anyway..massive love to the both of you , from north east india ❤️
@lizethsaldana66102 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I’m like David … cmon
@mzkarma67512 жыл бұрын
yeah living in the ghetto i've dealt with bee bugs twice now and yeah it rly is the most unpleasant and uncomfortable thing in the WORLD!!!
@nuggets0032 жыл бұрын
I wish this was longer
@nuggets0032 жыл бұрын
Or out out more often my job boring af n this make the day fly
@maybe.salena2 жыл бұрын
Damn those rice crackers look fire 🔥
@toualee14302 жыл бұрын
It’s the dudes behind the foods for me.
@Acrazygrunt2 жыл бұрын
Not Barry Yellow though 🤣😂🤣
@kercad20102 жыл бұрын
It's good that you motivated her, David
@Karra__with_a_K2 жыл бұрын
“It laid eggs in your foreskin”🤣🧸
@isabelmenenedez93622 жыл бұрын
Omg the lice situation thier talking about it bring me back to pre school it was the WORST day of my life that I had natural long curly hair and some little girl sitting next to me passed to me and my parents mainly my mom tried every single products to get them out and it was a fail so I had to cut my hair short it sucks 😭🤣
@Utriedit2152 жыл бұрын
She never thought to buy lice medication
@isabelmenenedez93622 жыл бұрын
@@Utriedit215 yes ma'am it didn't work at all . It was really Bad
@BatmansHere22 жыл бұрын
When Tim said laid eggs in his foreskin.. Omgg I had the heebie jeebies!!
@EdwardSanchezProductions2 жыл бұрын
I love this podcast
@anitalalala2 жыл бұрын
When I was younger the rumor was Tropical Fantasy killed sperm so any guy I knew didn’t drink it.
@kercad20102 жыл бұрын
The naked and afraid story, I would have been beyond pissed
@gizm02 жыл бұрын
The lice talk made my hair itch
@ashleysaga49682 жыл бұрын
I thought this was weird, but its actually pretty good - king's hawaiian roll with nutella and a slice of spam 🙃
@lisalor8413 Жыл бұрын
The mountain dew rumor for me was that it was made out of horse piss. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@baowow_2 жыл бұрын
I watch y'all's podcast during my lunch break and I absolutely hate y'all for talking about bed bugs and lice. Y'all took away my appetite 🤣🤣🤣
@ibeenthinkin2 жыл бұрын
Barry yellow is halarious
@pyt.Cecexi2 жыл бұрын
the title doe-.- boy i havent watched you in years but i do check in good video (:
@Timothy2 жыл бұрын
Not even my food shows?? Girl you been missing out!!! Lol
@azam9876543212 жыл бұрын
WATCH HIS SHIT GIRL
@pyt.Cecexi2 жыл бұрын
@@Timothy i dont know i had your nots on but i barely got any videos of yours showed to me i would literally have to go looking for you thru my sub list and i didnt even know u had a cooking show -.- youtube is a hot mess
@Timothy2 жыл бұрын
@@pyt.Cecexi Lol ughhh. Well look up “Send Foodz” or “When Foodie Calls.” Theyre travel/food shows, not cooking, and we get super drunk and it’s hilarious. I also had a child if you didn’t know!
@tlor83882 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Iliana. Haha
@ThatMartial_Scholar2 жыл бұрын
Tim needs to do the weird Al hot dog
@Mase0FF2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO tryna eat during this ep is awful hahaha
@Maddie1011002 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a kid and I looked up in class and saw a girls hair infected with it, they were just crawling EVERYWHERE. my mum started dying my hair when I was young because that was the only way they stopped jumping to me but once I was older like 10/11 she stopped dying my hair because the older kids never got nits lol.
@maribel12 жыл бұрын
RATE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ because i was told to
@CocaKolaa2 жыл бұрын
I thought David was gonna tell his home wrecker story 💀💀
@sa-wk5dt2 жыл бұрын
Story of my 1st GF in high school. So jealous that if we didnt have class together I was not allowed to talk to anyone besides male teachers. "Couldn't" talk to guys because we might talk about girls and "couldnt" talk to girls obviously and then she would ask people that she knew if I talked to people during the class. Also, "couldn't" watch tv or play certain games because of females.
@kercad20102 жыл бұрын
Whoa
@missmarionlewis2 жыл бұрын
Taking it back to quiet storm theo days. Also as black girl whi got her hair corn rowed every summer for camp my counselors loved when they had to give me a lice check cause it was so easy and took 5 seconds 🤣
@yungbambam50972 жыл бұрын
He brought up OG Perry’s.
@taysan982 жыл бұрын
literally been googling jason chen Justin Timberlake LMAO
@marycatherineharrington66792 жыл бұрын
I'm confused is the can David holding a small can or is his hands that massive
@pebblez_2 жыл бұрын
ill watch later
@patiencely91792 жыл бұрын
Tim, tbh... I think you could go a longs ways for pregnancy craving food! My in law loves banana and Cheese! Hope. You see this! Lol
@annm.36002 жыл бұрын
Hot Cheetos made me sick to the point of almost death .
@mzinimitable12 жыл бұрын
I can't stand David( its the cussing and fluctuation in tone/volume LOL) but he's so informative 😭 Tim, all the videos need time stamps please! LOL
@berserk____18782 жыл бұрын
Just scratching myself constantly during first half of the podcast lol smh
@_2315_2 жыл бұрын
Heard both rumors so I said Fxck it coke for me 😂 now I’m fat asf 😢
@alicescott42602 жыл бұрын
I love you guy even in pain you guys make u laugh each episode worse hotel i stayed in was new York and as for bed bugs was the hotel in in Connecticut (not gonna call them out) and cheeky little pricks we like we brought them over😑 which my mum raised hell never piss off a Yorkshire woman, got more stories with my time in the US 🇺🇸
@WaynesWorld122 жыл бұрын
Hey you guys, i wanted to ask you a personal question. I'm Black and Chinese, most Asians treat me very rudely. I think its because I'm Black still. Also tried dating Asian women and they are all into white guys. What should i do?
@sunvavachi2 жыл бұрын
Good topic, I hope they go into it in an episode!
@Utriedit2152 жыл бұрын
Live your life and try dating people who like you dummy
@lactusgalacto11742 жыл бұрын
Just tell them that Chinese people are hybrids of the San people form Africa. Never been attracted to Asian women myself.
@mzkarma67512 жыл бұрын
yes the sperm killing we also heard in canada
@shinnasukah2 жыл бұрын
Dudes
@Karra__with_a_K2 жыл бұрын
“What is the thread count on this foreskin”
@Denny-rw2vj2 жыл бұрын
Syphilis
@Denny-rw2vj2 жыл бұрын
Hit a bitch
@DamnAwesome2 жыл бұрын
I hope David didn't smash the girl again after he knew they were still married, I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not.
@saiyang40232 жыл бұрын
Is it too much to ask to release more than 1 episode a week? I’ll tune in, anyone else??
@JesusMolina-nb7ui2 жыл бұрын
😆
@rhondac90192 жыл бұрын
Mr Tim, you were married before....any children from your first marriage?
@Timothy2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I was never married before
@rhondac90192 жыл бұрын
@@Timothy So glad to hear that! I think Chia is a very lovely young lady!!! A fantastic 👏 mother and devoted wife, you two produce the most cutest little girl!! Waiting for your son......
@ness_nessa2 жыл бұрын
Yellow 5.......I dont care!! :)
@WOLFSMC4LIFE2 жыл бұрын
Im from Finland and when i was a kid i heared the rumor about Mountain Dew shrinking the balls. I always wondered why old men did not drink it because they used to joke how their balls were so big that they got sgueezed between their knees. :D
@artsim59772 жыл бұрын
I thought it was something serious for Iliana smh.
@yangxiliu24002 жыл бұрын
First
@jasonsantos95812 жыл бұрын
You can totally tell David’s stories are all made up. Had a crazy intense conversation while her bf was in the bathroom.. good thing Tim is the main show
@11220h2 жыл бұрын
David is so unfunny and he breathes so loud on thr mic
@mangochiii2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I‘m from Austria 🇦🇹 And I’ve heard about you artists not getting paid for the week you’ve been here.🫣 Hope you can come back and have a better experience in Vienna. 🙏🏾😅