Tim Dillon Exposes LA Real Estate

Pick up the phone with your charred hand and call me and my dirtbag team of scumbags
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[@Toddro420]

Tim Dillon is the real life Eric Cartman 😂😂

[@EarthlingY2k]

Holy crap now I can’t unsee it and I don’t want to. Pure gold!

[@MrHarey31]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samanthab1923]

Shane is Mimsy 😂

[@hivisboys]

No that’s Bossman Jack

[@WaterKreature]

Yes

[@DarthSpringsteen]

"Grab the phone with your charred hand and call me and my scumbag brother to rob you" God bless Tim

[@WaterKreature]

Omg I needed the slop today ... Thank u

[@johnbowman3630]

lmfao I spit my drink out during that whole rant

[@grabman1927]

Tim needs a preemptive pardon.

[@Miguelangelesco701]

Tim Dillon has to be on GTA 6 radio 😂😂😂

[@PoundingBee23]

I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but you may want to temper your gta expectations. Mandated white privilege/non-conscious bias training pushed the three guys who started Rockstar to leave. Not joking. A lot more to that if you want to check it out yourself. This gta may feel a little different from previous ones, just a heads up ✌️

[@wack...]

@@PoundingBee23no one knows if that’s true, also they always criticised both sides so I’d be surprised if they were asked to change. Things like South Park exist.

[@PoundingBee23]

@@wack... the information is absolutely available via multiple sources online. Dropping links in the comment section is not my style, look it up

[@luke-yy5bc]

stop recycling this comment for likes

[@Miguelangelesco701]

@@PoundingBee23 wow…

[@johndong7524]

The only logical solution in this difficult situation is to call Costco family.

[@JeffyPDiddy]

😂

[@will9134]

They bring the boom, it’s what they do.

[@OneWay2King]

“Oh Tim we’re sorry to hear about your house that burned down, you get 5 big booms”

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

"We will credit you back" AKA a fake discount on a future service you'll be upcharged for and never use anyway

[@benharrell3002]

Real estate agents are out there on the front lines for us bois.

[@nagasako7]

Silver lining, we all know Real Estate agents wives are all cheating on those Jason Malmoa like Fire Fighters. That is how you rest and recharge FD personnel.

[@criss1868]

Tim Dillon by being the funniest person on Earth is also smarter than 99% of anyone in LA. Lol

[@Destrois2018]

Please people of all nations.. make Tim into a religion or even better famous… lmfao.. please tokens need cartman … 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheNewMediaoftheDawn]

Being smarter than people in LA (or the USA) isn’t a high bar, but he is smart🎉

[@jimmy87587]

"Stunning" is the new "we wish them well" 😂

[@sirclarkmarz]

Along with thoughts and prayers and thank you for your service .

[@guthoriantony]

Dont we wish them well?

[@chiquita683]

Remember Democrats used to make fun of "Thoughts and Prayers", they can have this 🤣

[@razamad3]

They must be friends of the show

[@jesboogie]

Aka Bless their hearts ❤️

[@accuserofthebros3218]

This isn't even a knife fight anymore. The guns are out, folks.

[@shaneb4923]

Timmy Was On Full Throttle From Start To Finish!! Great Work!

[@jalexandergoddard6867]

“Credit the commission back” means “the buyer is paying my fee”

[@CluelessEngineer]

No. It means they will give their commission to the clients. Work for free

[@illmatixx_5346]

​@@CluelessEngineerfalse 👌👌

[@CluelessEngineer]

@@illmatixx_5346 can you elaborate

[@jalexandergoddard6867]

@@CluelessEngineer if that were true, why even charge a fee in the first place….Unless someone else is crediting it back.

[@yakivpopavich]

No controlled burns or brush clearing because it could disturb the squirrels and rabbits. No water for the hydrants and reservoirs because of a minnow fish. No tree limb or branch trimming by power lines because of birds and their nests. Everyone may perish in a fire and the entire state turned to ash, but at east Californians were worried about the poor poor animals.

[@dertythegrower]

You overstand the situation... more than understand

[@EUCvibes]

So what are you saying not to help the animals !?

[@queenlea1982]

What was not mentioned was that the animals prob would still loose their lives too. I pray for every resident all the way from the east coast, I cant even imagine this.

[@RedHeadie_88]

Smelt fish

[@b_uppy]

They could make rainwater harvesting earthworks including on city and park property, and make it simpler to being in cisterns to harvest roof runoff for emergency use. Cisterns above ground would have water pressure until they get lower. Moist soil harbors a soil biome that removes forest litter faster. It also encourages deer to come in and eat grass and browse in the critical fire zone. They should be promoting hardening hones against fire, too. They could have allowed a bunch of donated firetrucks from Oregon, but they refused them for being "too polluting..."

[@OneMeanArtist]

"Credit you back" is slimy snake oil salesman for this isn't free but we'll give you a small "discount" on the robbery we're about to commit.

[@marcsnow1888]

Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe

[@BigRobsOddPod]

His shed shit is one of the funniest things I ever heard when he first posted it, deadass had to pull over I was laughing so hard I would crashed my car

[@YoureTerminatedFckr]

"...He used to hit me now and again, but he still good man!" 100% dead accurate impression of old Hispanic women 😂😂

[@sophiaoconnor777]

This man is a national treasure. Thank God someone dug him up.

[@paintedegg8275]

“Get those laws off the books so can steal your house “ 😂

[@creekandseminole]

I absolutely hated that selling sunset TV series. My wife would watch it out of pure boredom and we would both just be amazed at how ridiculous that lifestyle is out there. All those super expensive homes and rich people and now it's all gone

[@jamesroffel]

"Why's yours fine" 😂😂😂

[@gregabrams5792]

If you want to live in California, just know that you won't get insurance. Simple as that

[@erichoman7038]

Californian here - truth is we could build in this state in ways that make us insurable again but policymakers won’t make those rules because it wouldn’t be politically popular.

[@gregabrams5792]

@erichoman7038 can you give me an example?

[@ndn2589]

My stomach hurts from laughing call us with your charred hand

[@diamonddave16]

Real estate agents: “We care a lot”

[@stevensmith8876]

My name is Oppenheimer and I'm here to help...

[@jonjackson6245]

Many from the Palisades will have to go to their second or third homes. It could be a mountain cabin, possibly a ranch, maybe a NYC or Miami apartment.

[@aliabdelaziz905]

One moved into the house next door that they visit 2x a year 😂

[@MbisonBalrog]

Or a beach mansion in Monaco. A Penthouse in Londontown. Or just stay in a posh resort in Mexico.

[@adrazte6615]

Tim is my inner monologue. I love this man.

[@poulinhp]

Dear God the sharks, they’re everywhere

[@happ13e]

Tim you completely killed me with this one 😂

[@baseddept.supervisor2417]

“It would not be unlike them to cause a false flag and during the false flag have symbolism and maybe even light advertising.” -Peter Saddington

[@TheTussman]

After 70 years I finally realize that bullsh*t is the engine of commerce. That real estate dude cements this notion.

[@illmatixx_5346]

"stunning"... "I mean I make six figures a year reading off a teleprompter on t.v., and i still have my house so I'm fine"... 🙄🤦😂

[@james_b1279]

Effing GOLD!!! You are wrong for this one 😂😂😂

[@AndrewJam-vv9xw]

“I live in sheeeeed” 😂😂😂😂

[@mt.shasta9127]

“When I steal your house it’s fair and square”. LOL

[@spencerkeys]

This was so good. Liked and subscribed

[@KatCLK]

When someone takes advantage of people in vulnerable situation is a different kind of evil 😢 Praying for all those who lost family and homes ❤

[@MathiasWarwick]

Great show in Ridgefield CT Tim!

[@houstonJPG]

Honest to god one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

[@TheParaparGroup]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 get yOur burn hand and call 📞 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirFredric]

This is hilarious😂 i found my new friend!

[@Neebles21]

1:18 his eyes are black

[@Nicks95latvian]

I spit out my food when he said we’re here to rpe u 💀

[@b_uppy]

Your snide commentary fits my mood towards the vultures.

[@johnd9168]

"Dirt bag team of scumbags" will be the name of of my next team. Regardless of the sport

[@shaneroberts2492]

This is literally something you would hear on GTA radio!!

[@charliegiron2845]

Love the show. Tell whoever is doing the "audio editing" to cut back on the limiter. It's too loud. He's going a little too heavy on the limiter

[@carsondyle1793]

Talk about a “reach around”

[@MszGrey]

“Charred claw” floored me

[@daledude66]

Even FDIC only covers up to 250k. Just insure your own mega mansion if you insist on building it in a tinder box. Most of the value is in the land anyways and you've still got that 🙄

[@sugabopp]

especially in LA, it’s the land they need. houses were in the way

[@free_at_last8141]

The shed burn down. We wish her well.

[@TheMoni700]

I enjoy the translation of this real estate man.

[@climber3050]

Since California is so hell bent on climate change, wouldn't this be a good time to have a moratorium on home size as they rebuild? Say 3000 sq ft? Still a large home, but much less resources.

[@HumansAreBots]

“The fair plan only goes up to 3 million”… so this problem affects nobody except for the people that can afford it.

[@sporeolegy]

Oppenheim that’s an interesting surname, is it Swedish ?

[@MbisonBalrog]

Is Germanic but the persons are probably Jews

[@jackjackthompson5771]

“Only 3 million” 😂😂 yeah, the government shouldn’t have to ensure 20 million dollar mansions ffs 🙄🙄

[@_Delta_P_]

I need Tim To be White House press secretary

[@bessiefurlow1214]

Yessss 😂😂😂😂

[@byronkacheris5781]

Billionaires bought 66K area by Sacramento for Utopian green city lol

[@user-ln2hg2oe4c]

Trump's proposal to keep natural disaster relief and recovery in the hands of the state, brilliant.

[@ayehodgy5675]

isnt that the same guy that made the nukes?

[@Josesandovalll]

Charred hand 🤚 💀 😅

[@slayerd357]

"Now I am become death destroy of world" - Jason Oppenheim If you love stealing insurance is the industry to get into. God Bless You Tim. Doing the Lord's work.

[@mmedrano8334]

My shed burn down. Hep me.

[@quantum_dongle]

"we need to change the laws to allow for us to continue to grift off of the incompetence of the state government" Lol yes perfect

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

Who owns the real estate companies….. Who owns the BANKS🏦, Who owns Pop Culture(Music, Movies, Newspapers, and Capitalism), and which LOBBY owns US politicians.…….”THEY” CONTROL CONGRESS AND INFLATION(Job pay💰)…..It’s always a Mountain Dew!

[@mashenka6189]

Rude and uninformed.

[@johndong7524]

@@MariaHeredia-dw4id I wouldn't want a more on like you to own it.

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

@johndong7524 with that response it shows room temperature IQ under a 40 degree day🤣👍

[@johndong7524]

@@MariaHeredia-dw4id Like I said already if you weren't a more on you'd be the one in charge.

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

@johndong7524 LoL guess you’re a slave to Mountain Dew🤣

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Didn’t home insurance companies in California just drop fire insurance from their policies? Same is GULF states with hurricane losses….if you get flooded, you are not covered. If you have wind damage….you are not covered. Why do we pay so much for insurance that covers nothing?

[@forestc6014]

No moRRRe shed!!

[@Liilmoody]

“ $300,000,000,000 railroad, buying my home must be in the budget “

[@Iwish4zombies]

Did you get burned?

[@Liilmoody]

@ nah, speaking for them

[@biggiesmalls3096]

I love this man 🤣🤣🤣

[@oshkoshbegone]

I'd rather turn on the news at 6 and just see Tim Dillon ranting for 1hour about everything and anything.

[@AntiDeepState]

Hey guys, everyone who lost their home has the income to buy 20 houses.. yes its terrible to have your house burnt, but the news about the fire spread faster than the fires did. They got all their belongings out. sorry i dont feel bad seeing harrison ford upset outside being evacuated. Bro is a multi millionaire for memorizing some sentences filmed on a big camera. And if he messes up the director go “no say it like this, lets try again”. Thats not work. Boo hoo Poor movie stars & millionaires

[@joshuajones1984]

Lmao Tim a beast

[@BellaBella-jw9ef]

Snuffleupagus ❤

[@cryptoesquire3168]

Don’t live in a fire-, water-, tsunami-, hurricane-, derecho-, methane-, airport-, highway-, below freezing-, hot af-, or liquefaction-zone….

[@sirclarkmarz]

You forgot earthquakes , tornadoes liberal run blue States and cities .

[@sdvten]

But the weather is nice...

[@bobzacamano658]

Libs 😂😂😂😂

[@brazah4987]

When crime and theft become rhe NORM .

[@gl8715]

5:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danparish1344]

Only up to 3 million? You literally need to have a salary of 800k or so to live paycheck to paycheck to afford a 3 million dollar home right now.

[@CALIALLEN310]

I luv how concerned we are about the finding a upper class agent whatever would we do if they leave or loose the only advantage they had ⛳️ 😅

[@EmbassyOfPersia_MTLQC]

Oppenheims are going to Oppenheim. XO

[@nawebb]

2:17 😂😂😂😂

[@chino06013]

The realeaste industry could benefit from a Luigi or two.

[@JonathanEricStaffordLLC]

I live in shed lol my budget 700

[@LemonNeck]

Tim got the juice.

[@mattf3873]

5:03 Straight laughing my ass off

[@EMD_HOKIO]

Is Alex Jones still big? Tim needs to be on that

[@timmc8444]

Tell em bro

[@ohChillum]

Oppenheimer???? wtf they gonna nuke cali next

[@MariaHeredia-dw4id]

Who owns the BANKS🏦, Who owns Pop Culture(Music, Movies, Newspapers, and Capitalism), and which LOBBY owns US politicians.…….”THEY” CONTROL CONGRESS AND INFLATION(Job pay💰)…..

[@mickkollins]

come on Tim..move that mic onto a side..love your rants. BUT a nice clear shot of your face engages your audience more...IMHO

[@NuGilgamesh]

Well well well

[@Th3Chuzzl3r]

We wish them well.

[@caddyshack68]

The idea of poor people calling these dirt bag scam artists thrills me because I know that in that particular situation their little ad did not have the effect they want which is to scam people with resources in a desperate situation. Don’t comment and say if you have resources you can’t be desperate d bags.

[@sidoniomarscalle9828]

Put those brothers in jail

[@audition8170]

TIM!!

[@Homerunprophet]

Winston we must retreat to our Paris home Gwendatilda we must go to our Florida house Winston we must be vigilant and fly out on our private chopper

[@create_smarter]

It’s giving banks offering help after the 2008 financial crisis

[@HathHatiyarandwar]

He must know the real estate as he runs fake business.😶

[@Deebo2108]

Here come the vultures. Carpet baggers are the heart and soul of Americaaaa

[@Letsbefrank650]

Life in the big city

[@Homerunprophet]

What if he said the insurance companies and I would like to sell you a house

[@hdsn447]

Maui 2.0 🤣🤣🤣IYKYK