Tim Hawkins - Corporate Worship Tunes

Psalms 19:14 Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart Be acceptable in thy sight, O Jehovah, my rock, and my redeemer. Psalm 20 For the Chief Musician. A Psalm of David.
Christian comic Tim Hawkins show what could happen if corporations take worship tunes as there own.
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[@annawaits690]

This is the best most clean comedian ever. Need more like him.

[@DocteurSnow]

Good gosh, I Can Only Eat Margarine is gold. My new favorite song.

[@fordman2698]

2008: "I'm so glad you're fuel-injected." 2021: "I'm so glad that you're electric."

[@JudahMaccabius]

This is nostalgic, wed watch his bits all the times as a family and his jokes still hold up :)

[@katkasie2306]

I can never ever listen to "I can Only Imagine" the same again.

[@davidconCristo1]

kat kasie me neither

[@kidperfect6187]

3:07 I wonder if MercyMe has seen this? Bart Miller would be proud. Or embarrassed.

[@aaronjones6439]

@@kidperfect6187 i think they'd cash in on this

[@easystring1885]

a friend of mine sang “I can only Jumanji” I lost it when I heard him 😂

[@SnowySpiritRuby]

After listening to it once, I now still can't remember the words to the original. 3. Years. Later.

[@katguid2011]

I can no longer listen to any of these songs the same again and my praise team leader loves this one it's hysterical

[@DukeFan1971]

I still think the margarine song is the best thing I've ever heard LOL

[@Archdukecollins]

DukeFan1971 same

[@bobbyterrell5872]

Lol? Don’t you mean oleo?

[@David-ur4mp]

It's been ten years now since I was first introduced to Tim Hawkins, and I've become a huge fan! But to this day, I have never seen a piece that I love more than this one.

[@fredmckinney8933]

I have, on occasion, sang to our dog Piper, "my dog is an awesome dog, she is..." LOL

[@catguy5425]

Fred McKinney That is hilarious. 😂

[@greendaleforever]

My dog is an awesome dog, he reigns from carpet to couch, he lays wherever he wants my dog is an awesome dog

[@aaronjones6439]

guess what ted nudgent song i sing to my cat???

[@aaronjones6439]

i sing cat scratch fever to my cat

[@Stussmeister]

I've found that I do the same thing about my doxle (dachshund-beagle mix).

[@kaylynn4750]

I will never be able to listen to these songs without thinking about this xD

[@Taylor-wt9zv]

This and led zeplin shout to the lord

[@funnyvideosRawesome5]

Oh yeah, someone was praying about a hedge of protection and I was having such a hard time not laughing, they thought I was choking on something, lol

[@aaronjones6439]

where's the thick cement wall????, razor wire, mabye???

[@BaconFaceMcGee]

I wish he was still on TV!

[@RinJackson]

When was he ever on TV in the first place?

[@BaconFaceMcGee]

@@RinJackson I used to watch him on one of our local TV channels called "The Worship Network". The TV station quit airing that channel years ago though. It’s mentioned on the TV's station Wikipedia page.

[@theawsomegyption]

Glorious Ruins: And i'll walk to my dodge, with my head lifted high...

[@MrTshepoNgwenya]

♪♫ ... all-powerful, unchangeable, they're like flying cars in the sky, and they're Boeing by name! (Indescribable - Chris Tomlin)

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Tshepo Ngwenya - They are amazing cars!

[@cameronballard155]

I can only "eat-margarine" what he would've done to Good Good Father if it had been a thing when he did this routine. :P

[@huntermichael5086]

Cameron Ballard YES!!! same

[@RinJackson]

Maybe "Good Good Lager"? :)

[@tennisgal456]

the i cant believe its not butter one is my favorite

[@Ising4u333]

i agree God has a great sense of humor--

[@highiqretardbear33]

"O Ford you know I have no friend like you If you're front seat's not my home then Ford what will I do? The Chevys becon me from you're wide open door And i can't feel at home in my Dodge anymore" Thought I'd give it a shot

[@aaronjones6439]

it's a good start

[@anthonytuccinardi46]

I’ve been struggling with my relationship with Christ recently and this brought me back, and gave me a good laugh

[@SnowySpiritRuby]

I remember watching this when it first came out 12 years ago, and recently I watched a video about delivering Krispy Kremes by drone, and I had the Krispy Kreme one from this stuck in my head for days after.

[@barbaro267]

They already do this, sadly. I saw a Coca-cola ad in a movie theater that used the song that goes "I got the joy joy joy joy, down in my heart" in the background :P

[@RinJackson]

Not sure that would qualify as a church selling out necessarily

[@barbaro267]

Rin Jackson It's big companies using church songs. You're right, but I don't like hearing church songs used to sell company products either lol.

[@essennagerry]

Well they've used songs out of their context for ages now, I don't see the problem. As long as they asked premission. Plus, I think that's funny. :D Of course the joy Coca Cola gives me is far inferior to the one the song is actually talking about, but let em have fun.

[@huntermichael5086]

And even so, I’ve heard a band that let someone use their song for something- a commercial I think - and they were hoping that maybe just one person would be interested in the song and look it up and see the rest of their music and be more interested and end up knowing Jesus, so... whatever God wants to use I suppose it COULD work that way.

[@harmoneebliss777]

barbaro267 Where?? ;)

[@tiffanycardenas7058]

This is my favorite one to watch

[@jamesness2277]

Tim, thank you for making me laugh when I'm in so much pain that all i want to do is cry. This covid thing is bad and the fact that I'm quarantined alone only makes it worse. Laughter is truly the best medicine

[@irunthepeg]

I still think of these every so often. Started laughing this morning and had to watch on repeat while making lunch today.

[@MayBeSomething]

Absolute classic video! I love it, and my family still makes jokes about this!

[@RinJackson]

Been a while since I've had a Krispy Kreme donut Love the "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" song, too :)

[@michiko-chanmorgan1426]

I cannot even watch any other comedians now.. He's the best!!

[@tmamone83]

"My Dodge is an awesome Dodge." Don't think Rich Mullins would be too happy to hear that!

[@aaronjones6439]

he'd cash in......due to corona, other acts/ bands are touring again

[@aidanmonroe5580]

Now I just want Krispy Kreme

[@davidhays6286]

THE LORD BE WITH YOU

[@SnowySpiritRuby]

And [also] with [you]/[your spirit].

[@MrAirsoft802]

Tim Hawkins is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MaydayBirthday1161]

Yes! I saw a lady in the pew next to me with her "wind shield wipers" on. I burst out laughing and the whole row and the preacher glared at me. You can't laugh at church apparently :O

[@essennagerry]

Hahaha! :D It's ok to laugh as long as you don't show why - the woman would probablx think you're laughing AT her and mocking her. But I can only imagine bursting out like that myself. :D

[@NotSteveCook]

Michael B Wrong church!

[@Its_tiff3478]

I’ve seen this video so many times and I still laugh at it. In fact, the church I go to, the p.a. people would play this video before the service began and I was on the praise team, me and the rest of the members would always sing along with the video and laugh together. That’s how much we’ve seen this video because we knew every lyric. There were times we almost forgot the lyrics of a song because the one he sang about the dodge, we were singing Awesome God and most of the singers messed up on the lyrics lol.

[@huntermichael5086]

The dodge was my favorite! Best laugh I’ve heard in a while😂

[@rilly1347]

Ford I praise your name on high was sort of pushing it but LOL at I can only eat margarine. That's me all the way!

[@zig-zagchica5171]

Ok. THIS IS CLASSIC!! I totally just died laughing😂😂😂

[@pastordallas]

Tim is awesome he is never afraid to go head to head with big issues. i always appreciate his frank and funny approach. Thanks for posting this video!!! My favorite is Dodge is an awesome dodge!!!

[@deannawallace4568]

FORD I LIFT YOUR NAME ON HIGH is my favorite

[@joshuabulger3156]

he is good if I could meet him or go to he's concerts I would love it

[@mypiglets]

Does anyone else have problems in your worship services after watching Tim?

[@lovebug3389]

Every time we sing my god is an awesome god in church... I keep saying doge and make everybody crack up!

[@aaronjones6439]

i hope you never sing better is one day....

[@billswingle2672]

You sir are a genius!! Excellent!

[@thelordoftherings777]

Haha. My fav is either Krispy Kreme or I Can Only Eat Margerine

[@kenkellam6963]

My dog, is an awesome dog he barks, at people and cars and chases cats and squirrels my dog is an awesome dog.

[@Scarlett-Hofferson]

I see nothing wrong with the Krispy Kreme song 😂

[@thatcheesysongwriter]

I think my pastor actually used to run for Nike xD

[@anvil777]

Omg! Awesome Dodge and I can only eat margarine are the new best hmns now! :-DDD

[@christiannorton9400]

lol "only eat margarine"

[@Brundall525]

I got my mind made up... and I want fun back. I wanna come to Chuck E. Cheese's.... somedaaaaayyy!!! (Donnie McClurkin's Carribean Medley)

[@aaronjones6439]

PLEASE write that song

[@themisfitpainter2482]

My dodge is an awesome dodge XD

[@Sammeep02]

FORD i lift your name on high

[@Sammeep02]

"Better is Hyundai than a Ford, Better is Hyundai than a Jeep...." I am now on the verge of getting a Hyundai Tucson. My first ever car. After driving my mom's Ford.

[@kobayashi.official]

@Peeping Peepers The song is called Better Is One Day. It's covered by a lot of different artists.

[@HealthyAndrew]

Sometimes I just take a spoon and eat it right out of the plastic tub ! That’s the best part and he’s smart for saving it for last ! I loved it. So freaking hilarious !

[@elijaharias2012]

"I was reading... a book" lol

[@bigbubba7330]

Krispy Kremes. Krispy Kremes is what I long for😂.

[@waynestewart1919]

Does Tim's creativity have an end?

[@Iplonk]

i dont care which car is better i just know that he is amazing!!!!!

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

I wonder what MercyMe thought of Tim's parody of their song

[@fordman2698]

Some bright morning when I have a Chevy I'll drive away With my Chev I'll drive right past a Ram I'll drive away I'll drive away oh baby I'll drive away in a Chevy Just thought I'd try one.

[@cheetahburnssaved0931]

That is awesome!

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

When I drive, hallelujah, I'll wave hi. I'll drive away!

[@RinJackson]

Original song?

[@fordman2698]

@@RinJackson I'll Fly Away, a popular Christian standard.

[@BAutry94]

Sometimes I take a spoon and eat right outta the plastic tub....ROFL that's stupid funny.

[@fredmckinney8933]

BAutry94 I have a niece who's 20 now and actually used to do that for real when she was little. LOL

[@emilycastaneda7117]

I do. Thanks for noticing. My three brothers do to.

[@Ary_Official1]

I was high key dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dcs4394]

I have seen a corporate church and it was creepy. It was a big building with Under Armor advertised all over.

[@darkscarlet1012]

I love the dodge song

[@jayblade2000]

Better is Hudai than a Ford, Better is Hudai than a Jeep LOL

[@RinJackson]

Alberto Looks Don't remember the name, but I do remember the original line is "Better is one day", so you might want to start by searching for that

[@UryakiTokishido]

Where does he get this stuff lol he is great!

[@emilycastaneda7117]

I love this video

[@RinJackson]

Emily Castaneda ......something tells me you love this video :)

[@abbieamavi]

I love how there is Christian comedians because too many Christians think having a sense of humour is a sin..

[@PalPlays]

Veni Vidi Amavi I've never met one of them.

[@bethinthebooth]

Really? I've never met a christian who didn't have a sense of humor!

[@catguy5425]

My mom laughs at pretty much everything as long as it's clean. And she's super devout. Although, funny enough, she literally cried at a *joke* in Inside Out! 😂 It was the scene where Joy drew a circle on the floor and told Sadness "All the sadness stays inside the circle." It reminded her of how she raised my super Autistic little brother, and she broke down.

[@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi]

Veni Vidi Amavi There has literally been no Christian I met that doesn’t have a sense of humor or thinks that

[@Ladygwenea]

I love him! He's soooooooooooo funny!

[@davidhays6286]

DONT FORGET THE SOUND OF STARBUCKS

[@troyevitt2437]

This happened!

[@GreenSpot101]

2 people are going to make this real

[@LetteSexy120]

yes

[@107RN11]

Best

[@Vitamortis.]

tears in my eys 😂

[@Gompers4414]

Wal-Mart made three different accounts to like this video... just cause they don't get a song!

[@Beastmosauce]

Hilarious! Wonderful parodies!

[@sherimcdaniel3491]

OMG TIM!!! It's becoming dangerous for me to play your videos.....my poor cat hears your voice and immediately launches herself from my lap! She's going to need therapy. (I'm going to need stitches)

[@mjh277]

What are the originals for numbers 3 and 4?

[@aronwhited8977]

“My dodge is is an awesome dodge”

[@martyhall9663]

How can you possibly know that I wrecked my Husbands Dodge Dakota (Hi Kings) when He said Go?

[@BrendtWaters]

LORD (with all caps) is a translation of YHWH, which is often translated as "Jehovah". So the Scripture quote is 100% accurate.

[@TraceguyRune]

I drive a Dodge Charger. It's a really nice Dodge, it is.

[@iheartkiecats]

2:06 Thumbs up if this was ur fav song too!

[@xaviers7154]

Lol. Unfortunately I think there would be new meaning for the term "slain by the spirit" D:

[@megawes5]

My Dodge is an awesome Dodge said no one EVER!!

[@GardettoRS]

@sarcowen you dont want to know.

[@orhugs]

@sarcowen He did one abtou walmart!

[@genericusername134]

What's the lyrics to our Doge is an awesome doge

[@guitarplayer4863]

Generic Username It's a parody of 'Awesome God' by Rich Mullins.

[@MSNking14]

@sarcowen : Live poorly, live enslaved, Walmart :) (now we just need tunes)

[@tjam66]

2 people eat butter substitute!!!

[@endlessblueday]

Better is Hyundai... beh wee HUN day... bee wee un day... oooooo...

[@MsShay78]

He's funny.

[@Hepheat75]

So funny.

[@OKvolleyballplayer26]

2 people don't like margarine!!

[@brandonwhitmire3211]

hahahahaha lol that was funny

[@peepingpeepers9876]

song at 2:28?

[@jakobwedel3168]

Better is One day

[@blovedbrownsfan77]

Written and performed by Matt Redman.

[@lydiacavero2437]

Hahahaha Oh Lord that's the last thing we need hahahaha xD

[@Mrsnoopy465]

lol

[@Menyhard]

So funny