Tim Hawkins - On Turning 40, health food, and doctor visits

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@helenferguson1883
@helenferguson1883 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.
@cruellaclose722
@cruellaclose722 2 жыл бұрын
R i P
@Diamondranchfarmstead
@Diamondranchfarmstead Жыл бұрын
100%
@jessekuntz458
@jessekuntz458 Жыл бұрын
He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle
@JoeLiningToolFilms
@JoeLiningToolFilms Жыл бұрын
Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 Жыл бұрын
Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .
@korbkelly
@korbkelly Жыл бұрын
I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.
@BrookeClay-q7m
@BrookeClay-q7m 3 ай бұрын
Me too! He’s amazing!
@kaitlynj.7389
@kaitlynj.7389 5 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!
@kitt7459
@kitt7459 4 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn J. Mine too,he’s “clean” but absolutely hilarious! I love him!
@waynestewart1919
@waynestewart1919 4 жыл бұрын
Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.
@waynestewart1919
@waynestewart1919 4 жыл бұрын
@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"
@cipher88101
@cipher88101 3 жыл бұрын
"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.
@laurawitherington-om5re
@laurawitherington-om5re 5 ай бұрын
😂
@79jestox1
@79jestox1 5 жыл бұрын
"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.
@genevievemoore5679
@genevievemoore5679 5 жыл бұрын
Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂
@jecolibri1803
@jecolibri1803 4 жыл бұрын
I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p
@ibew3691
@ibew3691 4 жыл бұрын
foul*
@cbsumm88
@cbsumm88 4 жыл бұрын
Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten
@perrylc8812
@perrylc8812 4 жыл бұрын
There should be a law against turkey bacon.
@canyonclay2925
@canyonclay2925 5 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!
@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te4554
@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te4554 5 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm trying to grow my channel wondering if could watch this if you like it I would be thrilled if you subscribed and commented. Have a great day! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZjLYamcf9-kma8
@ricklaine4064
@ricklaine4064 5 жыл бұрын
Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.
@lancebaker1374
@lancebaker1374 4 жыл бұрын
Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.
@picantesworld7723
@picantesworld7723 4 жыл бұрын
@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol
@internalscreaming7566
@internalscreaming7566 4 жыл бұрын
ms. will always love my life I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely
@downtoawhisper
@downtoawhisper 4 жыл бұрын
3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!
@lindaclark1406
@lindaclark1406 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Linda how are you doing today
@ContainmentDirector
@ContainmentDirector 3 жыл бұрын
My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."
@worthjohnston6292
@worthjohnston6292 5 жыл бұрын
" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that
@andrealmoseley6575
@andrealmoseley6575 4 жыл бұрын
I did too...with that shirt
@margaretweninger988
@margaretweninger988 5 жыл бұрын
How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????
@PAmanof77
@PAmanof77 4 жыл бұрын
Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁
@micayacannon9268
@micayacannon9268 5 жыл бұрын
Yippee skippy!😂😂😂
@bluelamb7637
@bluelamb7637 5 жыл бұрын
...but...I LIKE turkey bacon. Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...
@jprevatt
@jprevatt 5 жыл бұрын
Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷
@miranday9764
@miranday9764 5 жыл бұрын
You just have to cook right.
@uzziahplays1159
@uzziahplays1159 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@NurseInTraining
@NurseInTraining 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. .. Lol
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 4 жыл бұрын
"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme." I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.
@alphaxan8175
@alphaxan8175 3 жыл бұрын
A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?
@jesusfreakpanda94
@jesusfreakpanda94 2 жыл бұрын
So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@goudagirl6095
@goudagirl6095 4 жыл бұрын
OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!
@jmartin3955
@jmartin3955 4 жыл бұрын
I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜
@toddy2519
@toddy2519 5 жыл бұрын
Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)
@jay-b1223
@jay-b1223 4 жыл бұрын
“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣
@readthebible67
@readthebible67 5 жыл бұрын
He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!
@PJArnhar
@PJArnhar Жыл бұрын
I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.
@randomcrap9112
@randomcrap9112 5 жыл бұрын
My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.
@MomentswithMoniPodcast
@MomentswithMoniPodcast 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣
@jehovah1ize
@jehovah1ize 5 жыл бұрын
I remember Tab. Absolutely disgusting..
@chocloditelensman
@chocloditelensman 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Hernandez I second that.
@jkdm7653
@jkdm7653 4 жыл бұрын
Carbonated carmel flavored water...eeeeewww!
@caramelfrappuccino234
@caramelfrappuccino234 3 жыл бұрын
It was disgusting
@thisperson7860
@thisperson7860 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀
@joshuamnewberry
@joshuamnewberry 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@modestewhite3006
@modestewhite3006 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂
@jonnyogy2872
@jonnyogy2872 2 жыл бұрын
He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.
@lindasnyder2774
@lindasnyder2774 Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️
@billyamick6363
@billyamick6363 4 жыл бұрын
6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂
@lindseycreel4659
@lindseycreel4659 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@cookiestarlol
@cookiestarlol 2 жыл бұрын
4 real though LOL!!!
@samtr3992
@samtr3992 4 жыл бұрын
He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha
@lindseycreel4659
@lindseycreel4659 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@bricktothehead
@bricktothehead 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
🤣💯
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience
@gingerberry1472
@gingerberry1472 5 жыл бұрын
Eating a baby angel?😂
@MochWochi
@MochWochi 4 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@EddieLux75
@EddieLux75 4 жыл бұрын
I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂
@redcodee81
@redcodee81 Жыл бұрын
😆🤣😅
@jimburrows2528
@jimburrows2528 3 жыл бұрын
I felt his pain on the turkey bacon. Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.
@blindsquirrel7802
@blindsquirrel7802 5 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit rollup. Bwahahahaha....
@melissaoliver9330
@melissaoliver9330 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat. Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE! P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.
@BarbaraLockwood-q3k
@BarbaraLockwood-q3k 9 ай бұрын
Soy bacon is the worst.
@troopertrooper8925
@troopertrooper8925 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!
@emileeflachmeyer2658
@emileeflachmeyer2658 3 жыл бұрын
I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny
@marybarratt9321
@marybarratt9321 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a wrecking machine!
@maryderoos1608
@maryderoos1608 4 жыл бұрын
he reminds me of robin williams😀😇
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello Mary how are you doing today
@corrineweber1007
@corrineweber1007 4 жыл бұрын
His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy
@yoranger8349
@yoranger8349 4 жыл бұрын
Al-right lol
@sammie907
@sammie907 4 жыл бұрын
looking through that machine at that dumb red house the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot *thats a whole different game*
@judithreed2436
@judithreed2436 3 жыл бұрын
Love his type of humor❤️
@funnyshorts88888
@funnyshorts88888 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why we are all here!
@shirleygiordano7627
@shirleygiordano7627 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!
@didsburymotel9732
@didsburymotel9732 2 жыл бұрын
Happy 41 😀
@shirleygiordano7627
@shirleygiordano7627 2 жыл бұрын
@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 4 жыл бұрын
The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey
@rosemorris7912
@rosemorris7912 3 жыл бұрын
Tab--nailed it Turkey bacon--nailed it Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello Rosemaris how are you doing today 😊
@MikeyVonSwank13
@MikeyVonSwank13 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.
@nancyprianti2355
@nancyprianti2355 4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?
@JH-kn6rt
@JH-kn6rt 4 жыл бұрын
Liberals probably
@ranger9047
@ranger9047 4 жыл бұрын
Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good
@jasonradford1768
@jasonradford1768 3 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@genewilliams617
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.
@1DayAtATime21
@1DayAtATime21 4 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!
@HaleStorm49
@HaleStorm49 4 жыл бұрын
A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.
@jameslaw3740
@jameslaw3740 2 жыл бұрын
We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦
@nickziolkowski9757
@nickziolkowski9757 5 жыл бұрын
Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@survivrs
@survivrs 4 жыл бұрын
Tab SUCKED!!! And....just wait until you hit 50......or 60.... It sucks as well.
@danielb6505
@danielb6505 3 жыл бұрын
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@AceHermes
@AceHermes Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.
@HotSeat17
@HotSeat17 Жыл бұрын
I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.
@bighow378
@bighow378 4 жыл бұрын
Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff
@smallsavage1297
@smallsavage1297 3 жыл бұрын
5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL
@BornToPun7541
@BornToPun7541 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Bill Engvall's "soy" bacon!
@sherryluce5780
@sherryluce5780 Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello Sherry how are you doing today
@sc8307
@sc8307 3 жыл бұрын
My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.
@WG-tt6hk
@WG-tt6hk 4 жыл бұрын
Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.
@pyro5263
@pyro5263 3 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂
@lancebaker1374
@lancebaker1374 4 жыл бұрын
Like everyone nowadays. he says "Yeah, I know" to mean "I agree."
@kathymain578
@kathymain578 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.
@Canlyn62
@Canlyn62 4 жыл бұрын
Loved Fresca
@kathymain578
@kathymain578 4 жыл бұрын
@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?
@blugreen123
@blugreen123 3 жыл бұрын
@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.
@tawnyaphilpot1540
@tawnyaphilpot1540 5 жыл бұрын
Diet soda is worse for you than regular. Aspartame and asperflame . Can cause a lot of bad health problems. Like migraines, cancer and other problems.
@maryannajackson8238
@maryannajackson8238 4 жыл бұрын
It also causes retinal atrophy.
@joeywomer
@joeywomer 4 жыл бұрын
I still drink regular soda. I just gotta make sure it's anything that has zero on it.
@Luke-ki1bj
@Luke-ki1bj 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢
@ranger9047
@ranger9047 4 жыл бұрын
I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(
@LMDProductionsOfficial
@LMDProductionsOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?! Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken
@cathrynalexander1423
@cathrynalexander1423 4 жыл бұрын
I'm praying for you
@stephensmith3708
@stephensmith3708 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!
@rickyhazel3307
@rickyhazel3307 5 жыл бұрын
Nonstop funny
@ObamaPhone2
@ObamaPhone2 5 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that he actually looks like a Hobbit
@jay-b1223
@jay-b1223 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda with the curly hair
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
OMG when he did the precious part🤣 has me rolling💀
@ObamaPhone2
@ObamaPhone2 Жыл бұрын
@@payableondeath9091 dude I made that comment 3 years ago…
@Maxid1
@Maxid1 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm over 60 and I can eat krispy kremes, bacon and whatever. Why have taste buds if you can't?
@tricorvus2673
@tricorvus2673 Жыл бұрын
Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.
@Jackskellington9100
@Jackskellington9100 Жыл бұрын
The turkey bacon part is true...turkey bacon is gross
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@calebj.4756
@calebj.4756 5 жыл бұрын
God bless spread his word!
@karenpotter9125
@karenpotter9125 4 жыл бұрын
He is pretty hot !! And so funny I like him because he’s funny and doesn’t cuss !!👌☺️🥰
@alineharam
@alineharam 4 жыл бұрын
'bad language' is not my only criterion for funny, as you might agree. Cosby never used foul language.
@andrealmoseley6575
@andrealmoseley6575 4 жыл бұрын
Truth about the Krispy Kreme
@jonsmissingrib9742
@jonsmissingrib9742 5 жыл бұрын
Yippy skippy
@NoniOfFive
@NoniOfFive 4 жыл бұрын
TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed
@marybachmayer4368
@marybachmayer4368 5 жыл бұрын
He so funny
@Th4t_guy_
@Th4t_guy_ 4 жыл бұрын
"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"
@scottwoodham6098
@scottwoodham6098 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 50. You will start wearing reading glasses
@mslovelylesley
@mslovelylesley 5 жыл бұрын
HA-LARRRIOUSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsRDH1988
@MsRDH1988 4 жыл бұрын
NO BACON!??????? I'm 63 and bacon is even better now!!
@surfn14
@surfn14 Жыл бұрын
Rice milk- farmer must have really small fingers!
@miryssaduncan9615
@miryssaduncan9615 2 жыл бұрын
The end has me dying 😂😂😂
@MissAmazanda
@MissAmazanda 4 жыл бұрын
The problem with me as a male turning 40 is I look way younger and when I look at all the women the same age as me they look like they could be my mom, I have not aged the same as them and it feels really awkward. I got on facebook and looked at all the girls from my high school and they all look so old...
@lawrencecoffeyjr1300
@lawrencecoffeyjr1300 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim Hawkins...
@patriciawickholm3617
@patriciawickholm3617 3 жыл бұрын
Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.
@teambuddamma
@teambuddamma 4 жыл бұрын
Oh good lord really? If he really had to stop all the things he talked about. He has some real big issues!
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@funnyshorts88888 5 жыл бұрын
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@davescave7267
@davescave7267 3 жыл бұрын
Just turned 40! I relate
@nataliegwiegmann5007
@nataliegwiegmann5007 4 жыл бұрын
Rice milk! 🤣
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas and happy New Year 🎈
@mandycurtis2508
@mandycurtis2508 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a clean version of Robin Williams
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello Mandy how are you doing today
@virginiahiggs4938
@virginiahiggs4938 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah turkey bacon sucks
@VroodenTheGreat
@VroodenTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
When the doctors decided I would be dead in 3 years if I didn't have open heart surgery (at 50)... I told my wife I would let them split me open like a lobster and carve up my heart, but I am not going to stop drinking and smoking. She took the deal. Don't EVER let someone tell you what to do if you know it will make you miserable.
@jamiehsmart02
@jamiehsmart02 9 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@landyachtfan79
@landyachtfan79 Жыл бұрын
2:27.............Tab, THE most disgusting shit I've ever had in my life, & I'm a child of the '80's, for crying out loud!!!
@davekerr3683
@davekerr3683 Жыл бұрын
Timmy wait till you hit 56
@margaretfriesen8364
@margaretfriesen8364 4 жыл бұрын
Lol love this
@OurSavior-xr3yc
@OurSavior-xr3yc Ай бұрын
When he did the puff of air skit, he sounded like Senator McConnell.
@TheJoyOfELL
@TheJoyOfELL 3 ай бұрын
LISTENING PRACTICE Questions for English Learners: 1. According to Tim, eating a "Krispy Kreme" is like eating a ______? 2. In Tim's opinion, what is the sugar-free donut? 3. What was the first "diet soda" called? 4. What kind of milk does Tim have to drink? 5. What does Tim want to brush his teeth with? 6. What is supposed to crinkle up when you cook it? 7. Where does he say he has hair growing out of now that he's older? 8. What type of clothing did his kids tell him to put on? 9. What doctor did Tim have to go see? 10. What happens during a glaucoma test?
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