This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.
@cruellaclose7222 жыл бұрын
R i P
@Diamondranchfarmstead Жыл бұрын
100%
@jessekuntz458 Жыл бұрын
He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle
@JoeLiningToolFilms Жыл бұрын
Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄
@jenniferbates2811 Жыл бұрын
Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .
@korbkelly Жыл бұрын
I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.
@BrookeClay-q7m3 ай бұрын
Me too! He’s amazing!
@kaitlynj.73895 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!
@kitt74594 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn J. Mine too,he’s “clean” but absolutely hilarious! I love him!
@waynestewart19194 жыл бұрын
Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.
@waynestewart19194 жыл бұрын
@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"
@cipher881013 жыл бұрын
"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.
@laurawitherington-om5re5 ай бұрын
😂
@79jestox15 жыл бұрын
"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.
@genevievemoore56795 жыл бұрын
Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂
@jecolibri18034 жыл бұрын
I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p
@ibew36914 жыл бұрын
foul*
@cbsumm884 жыл бұрын
Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten
@perrylc88124 жыл бұрын
There should be a law against turkey bacon.
@canyonclay29255 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!
@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te45545 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm trying to grow my channel wondering if could watch this if you like it I would be thrilled if you subscribed and commented. Have a great day! kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZjLYamcf9-kma8
@ricklaine40645 жыл бұрын
Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.
@lancebaker13744 жыл бұрын
Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.
@picantesworld77234 жыл бұрын
@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol
@internalscreaming75664 жыл бұрын
ms. will always love my life I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely
@downtoawhisper4 жыл бұрын
3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!
@lindaclark14063 жыл бұрын
Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Linda how are you doing today
@ContainmentDirector3 жыл бұрын
My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."
@worthjohnston62925 жыл бұрын
" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that
@andrealmoseley65754 жыл бұрын
I did too...with that shirt
@margaretweninger9885 жыл бұрын
How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????
@PAmanof774 жыл бұрын
Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁
@micayacannon92685 жыл бұрын
Yippee skippy!😂😂😂
@bluelamb76375 жыл бұрын
...but...I LIKE turkey bacon. Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...
@jprevatt5 жыл бұрын
Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷
@miranday97645 жыл бұрын
You just have to cook right.
@uzziahplays11594 жыл бұрын
😂
@NurseInTraining4 жыл бұрын
Me too. .. Lol
@Scavenger824 жыл бұрын
"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme." I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.
@alphaxan81753 жыл бұрын
A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?
@jesusfreakpanda942 жыл бұрын
So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@goudagirl60954 жыл бұрын
OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!
@jmartin39554 жыл бұрын
I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜
@toddy25195 жыл бұрын
Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)
@jay-b12234 жыл бұрын
“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣
@readthebible675 жыл бұрын
He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!
@PJArnhar Жыл бұрын
I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.
@randomcrap91125 жыл бұрын
My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.
@MomentswithMoniPodcast4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣
@jehovah1ize5 жыл бұрын
I remember Tab. Absolutely disgusting..
@chocloditelensman4 жыл бұрын
Mary Hernandez I second that.
@jkdm76534 жыл бұрын
Carbonated carmel flavored water...eeeeewww!
@caramelfrappuccino2343 жыл бұрын
It was disgusting
@thisperson78605 жыл бұрын
I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀
@joshuamnewberry4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@modestewhite3006 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂
@jonnyogy28722 жыл бұрын
He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.
@lindasnyder2774 Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️
@billyamick63634 жыл бұрын
6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂
@lindseycreel46594 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@cookiestarlol2 жыл бұрын
4 real though LOL!!!
@samtr39924 жыл бұрын
He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha
@lindseycreel46594 жыл бұрын
Yep
@bricktothehead4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
🤣💯
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience
@gingerberry14725 жыл бұрын
Eating a baby angel?😂
@MochWochi4 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@EddieLux754 жыл бұрын
I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂
@redcodee81 Жыл бұрын
😆🤣😅
@jimburrows25283 жыл бұрын
I felt his pain on the turkey bacon. Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.
@blindsquirrel78025 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit rollup. Bwahahahaha....
@melissaoliver93304 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat. Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE! P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.
@BarbaraLockwood-q3k9 ай бұрын
Soy bacon is the worst.
@troopertrooper89254 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!
@emileeflachmeyer26583 жыл бұрын
I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny
@marybarratt93215 жыл бұрын
This guy is a wrecking machine!
@maryderoos16084 жыл бұрын
he reminds me of robin williams😀😇
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello Mary how are you doing today
@corrineweber10074 жыл бұрын
His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy
@yoranger83494 жыл бұрын
Al-right lol
@sammie9074 жыл бұрын
looking through that machine at that dumb red house the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot *thats a whole different game*
@judithreed24363 жыл бұрын
Love his type of humor❤️
@funnyshorts888883 жыл бұрын
That’s why we are all here!
@shirleygiordano76272 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!
@didsburymotel97322 жыл бұрын
Happy 41 😀
@shirleygiordano76272 жыл бұрын
@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker4 жыл бұрын
The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey
@rosemorris79123 жыл бұрын
Tab--nailed it Turkey bacon--nailed it Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello Rosemaris how are you doing today 😊
@MikeyVonSwank135 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.
@nancyprianti23554 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?
@JH-kn6rt4 жыл бұрын
Liberals probably
@ranger90474 жыл бұрын
Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good
@jasonradford17683 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.
@1DayAtATime214 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!
@HaleStorm494 жыл бұрын
A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.
@jameslaw37402 жыл бұрын
We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦
@nickziolkowski97575 жыл бұрын
Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@survivrs4 жыл бұрын
Tab SUCKED!!! And....just wait until you hit 50......or 60.... It sucks as well.
@danielb65053 жыл бұрын
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@AceHermes Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.
@HotSeat17 Жыл бұрын
I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.
@bighow3784 жыл бұрын
Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff
@smallsavage12973 жыл бұрын
5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL
@BornToPun75415 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Bill Engvall's "soy" bacon!
@sherryluce5780 Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello Sherry how are you doing today
@sc83073 жыл бұрын
My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.
@WG-tt6hk4 жыл бұрын
Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.
@pyro52633 жыл бұрын
Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂
@lancebaker13744 жыл бұрын
Like everyone nowadays. he says "Yeah, I know" to mean "I agree."
@kathymain5784 жыл бұрын
I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.
@Canlyn624 жыл бұрын
Loved Fresca
@kathymain5784 жыл бұрын
@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?
@blugreen1233 жыл бұрын
@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.
@tawnyaphilpot15405 жыл бұрын
Diet soda is worse for you than regular. Aspartame and asperflame . Can cause a lot of bad health problems. Like migraines, cancer and other problems.
@maryannajackson82384 жыл бұрын
It also causes retinal atrophy.
@joeywomer4 жыл бұрын
I still drink regular soda. I just gotta make sure it's anything that has zero on it.
@Luke-ki1bj5 жыл бұрын
My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢
@ranger90474 жыл бұрын
I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(
@LMDProductionsOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?! Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken
@cathrynalexander14234 жыл бұрын
I'm praying for you
@stephensmith37083 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!
@rickyhazel33075 жыл бұрын
Nonstop funny
@ObamaPhone25 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that he actually looks like a Hobbit
@jay-b12234 жыл бұрын
Kinda with the curly hair
@payableondeath9091 Жыл бұрын
OMG when he did the precious part🤣 has me rolling💀
@ObamaPhone2 Жыл бұрын
@@payableondeath9091 dude I made that comment 3 years ago…
@Maxid13 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm over 60 and I can eat krispy kremes, bacon and whatever. Why have taste buds if you can't?
@tricorvus2673 Жыл бұрын
Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.
@Jackskellington9100 Жыл бұрын
The turkey bacon part is true...turkey bacon is gross
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@calebj.47565 жыл бұрын
God bless spread his word!
@karenpotter91254 жыл бұрын
He is pretty hot !! And so funny I like him because he’s funny and doesn’t cuss !!👌☺️🥰
@alineharam4 жыл бұрын
'bad language' is not my only criterion for funny, as you might agree. Cosby never used foul language.
@andrealmoseley65754 жыл бұрын
Truth about the Krispy Kreme
@jonsmissingrib97425 жыл бұрын
Yippy skippy
@NoniOfFive4 жыл бұрын
TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed
@marybachmayer43685 жыл бұрын
He so funny
@Th4t_guy_4 жыл бұрын
"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"
@scottwoodham60985 жыл бұрын
I'm 50. You will start wearing reading glasses
@mslovelylesley5 жыл бұрын
HA-LARRRIOUSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsRDH19884 жыл бұрын
NO BACON!??????? I'm 63 and bacon is even better now!!
@surfn14 Жыл бұрын
Rice milk- farmer must have really small fingers!
@miryssaduncan96152 жыл бұрын
The end has me dying 😂😂😂
@MissAmazanda4 жыл бұрын
The problem with me as a male turning 40 is I look way younger and when I look at all the women the same age as me they look like they could be my mom, I have not aged the same as them and it feels really awkward. I got on facebook and looked at all the girls from my high school and they all look so old...
@lawrencecoffeyjr13004 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tim Hawkins...
@patriciawickholm36173 жыл бұрын
Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.
@teambuddamma4 жыл бұрын
Oh good lord really? If he really had to stop all the things he talked about. He has some real big issues!
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@davescave72673 жыл бұрын
Just turned 40! I relate
@nataliegwiegmann50074 жыл бұрын
Rice milk! 🤣
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas and happy New Year 🎈
@mandycurtis25083 жыл бұрын
He’s a clean version of Robin Williams
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello Mandy how are you doing today
@virginiahiggs49383 жыл бұрын
Yeah turkey bacon sucks
@VroodenTheGreat2 жыл бұрын
When the doctors decided I would be dead in 3 years if I didn't have open heart surgery (at 50)... I told my wife I would let them split me open like a lobster and carve up my heart, but I am not going to stop drinking and smoking. She took the deal. Don't EVER let someone tell you what to do if you know it will make you miserable.
@jamiehsmart029 ай бұрын
Hello friend how are you doing today
@landyachtfan79 Жыл бұрын
2:27.............Tab, THE most disgusting shit I've ever had in my life, & I'm a child of the '80's, for crying out loud!!!
@davekerr3683 Жыл бұрын
Timmy wait till you hit 56
@margaretfriesen83644 жыл бұрын
Lol love this
@OurSavior-xr3ycАй бұрын
When he did the puff of air skit, he sounded like Senator McConnell.
@TheJoyOfELL3 ай бұрын
LISTENING PRACTICE Questions for English Learners: 1. According to Tim, eating a "Krispy Kreme" is like eating a ______? 2. In Tim's opinion, what is the sugar-free donut? 3. What was the first "diet soda" called? 4. What kind of milk does Tim have to drink? 5. What does Tim want to brush his teeth with? 6. What is supposed to crinkle up when you cook it? 7. Where does he say he has hair growing out of now that he's older? 8. What type of clothing did his kids tell him to put on? 9. What doctor did Tim have to go see? 10. What happens during a glaucoma test?