Tim Hawkins - On Turning 40, health food, and doctor visits

[@helenferguson1883]

This guy is proof that you can be incredibly funny and never cuss or have a filthy mouth. I love him.

[@cruellaclose722]

R i P

[@Diamondranchfarmstead]

100%

[@jessekuntz458]

He'd be way funnier if he did swear. Like the GOAT Dave Chappelle

[@JoeLiningToolFilms]

Yup. Now imagine how much funnier he would be if he did 😄

[@jenniferbates2811]

Get off your soapbox. All kinds of comedy are valid .

[@korbkelly]

I've seen Tim Hawkins twice in person. It was the hardest I have ever laughed in my life; my sides and stomach hurt so much.

[@BrookeClay-q7m]

Me too! He’s amazing!

[@canyonclay2925]

THIS GUY IS FUNNY WITHOUT BEING FOUL MOUTHED ... good , clean humor.. GOD BLESS HIM !!!

[@thethirdpersonwithjohns.te4554]

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[@ricklaine4064]

Ageed,,I was thinking the same thing. Its VERY rare these days.

[@lancebaker1374]

Please turn off caps lock. It means shouting, and is very rude.

[@picantesworld7723]

@@lancebaker1374 Maybe he got a puff of air blown into eye? Lol

[@internalscreaming7566]

ms. will always love my life I can’t wait until you hit middle school, then your name is gonna change VERY severely

[@kaitlynj.7389]

His reaction to the puff of air in his eye cracked me up!!! 😂😂 he's my favorite comedian!

[@jesusfreakpanda94]

So glad to have finally discovered something funny this year. This brought me to real laughter in years.

[@margaretweninger988]

How can you NOT absolutely love this guy ???????????????

[@PAmanof77]

Saw this comedian in concert a few years ago...oh boy I laughed so hard!! 😁

[@lindaclark1406]

Finally a nice clean comedian. He doesn’t need using cuss words and he’s hilarious.

[@downtoawhisper]

3:30 "It's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll up." LOL! It's so funny and so accurate!

[@79jestox1]

"Bacons suppose to crinkle, turkey bacon just lays flat." Priceless.

[@genevievemoore5679]

Sauron The valiant "it's like eating a meat flavored fruit roll up" 😂

[@jecolibri1803]

I actually like Turkey Bacon better... :p

[@ibew3691]

foul*

[@cbsumm88]

Je Colibri me too that’s what I have always eaten

[@perrylc8812]

There should be a law against turkey bacon.

[@StarHaven64]

He has definitely still got it! Haven't heard this guy in ages.

[@waynestewart1919]

Warning! This video may cause uncontrollable laughter. If you have good memory, this may become permanent. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@waynestewart1919]

@Russell Gerdes But the question remain, "Do you have gwah cuoma?"

[@cipher88101]

"If you have a good memory, this may become permanent." LMFAO good one.

[@laurawitherington-om5re]

😂

[@goudagirl6095]

OMG THE EYE TEST! I did that exact same thing, nearly fell off the stool--only they DIDN'T TELL ME it was going to happen, sheesh! Love this guy!

[@AceHermes]

Every time I see a video of this guy I think "that's the best one yet"!! And then I saw this one. Just keeps getting better.

[@lindasnyder2774]

I feel your pain, the bacon is so right on! Love when he turns to jello after the puff of air in his eye!❤️

[@worthjohnston6292]

" cuz I'm hot"🤣🤣 I died at that

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I did too...with that shirt

[@PJArnhar]

I think we've seen Tim about 10 times. Always so funny. I totally get the glaucoma test joke. I was very embarrassed at the eye doctor when a technician tried to give me the test and I just couldn't do it. I got over it though. I sent this to my cousin who is an eye doc and she failed to find the humor in it. Oh well, I think it's hysterical.

[@billyamick6363]

6:17 that sound he made caught me off guard, I'm dying lol😂

[@lindseycreel4659]

Hehe

[@cookiestarlol]

4 real though LOL!!!

[@ContainmentDirector]

My mom has a shirt that says, "I'm not 40. I'm just 39.99."

[@shirleygiordano7627]

I had to watch this. On June 2nd. I turned 40. I laughed so hard! 🤣 I keep watching Tim Hawkins. He's so funny!

[@didsburymotel9732]

Happy 41 😀

[@shirleygiordano7627]

@@didsburymotel9732 , thanks!

[@judithreed2436]

Love his type of humor❤️

[@funnyshorts88888]

That’s why we are all here!

[@sherryluce5780]

Oh my goodness, i just found his channel and i am very impressed he's so so funny. All different kinds of comedy. Blessings to his wife.....🙏💖💓💜

[@jay-b1223]

“Did I do it wrong?! Do I have _gWacOmA?!”_ 🤣🤣

[@modestewhite3006]

Hilarious!! I was having a crappy day when I saw this! Just what the doctor ordered😂

[@bighow378]

Tab came out when I was in high school, I loved the stuff

[@lawrencecoffeyjr1300]

Thank you Tim Hawkins...

[@micayacannon9268]

Yippee skippy!😂😂😂

[@Scavenger82]

"They don't warn you about what you can't eat when you turn 40. Like Krispy Creme." I mean, you CAN still eat it. Just don't expect to make it to 50.

[@alphaxan8175]

A bit dramatic, don’t ya think?

[@EddieLux75]

I laugh at it all but i lose it at the rice milk part... 😂😂😂

[@redcodee81]

😆🤣😅

[@bluelamb7637]

...but...I LIKE turkey bacon. Of course, now that he's called it a "meat-flavored fruit roll-up" I can never look at it the same again. I'll still eat it, I just won't look at it the same...

[@jprevatt]

Flatter & drier than the Sahara...😂😂😂🐷

[@miranday9764]

You just have to cook right.

[@uzziahplays1159]

😂

[@NurseInTraining]

Me too. .. Lol

[@emileeflachmeyer2658]

I use the Phrase he has where he says "yippy skippy" lol being sarcastic like him lol. Its so funny

[@HotSeat17]

I lost 75 lbs. on Keto! Beef, bacon, butter, eggs!!!😀😀😀 I'll never go back to the way I was eating before.

[@jmartin3955]

I’m turning into a hobbit, precious. 🤣😂🤣😂😜

[@MomentswithMoniPodcast]

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe, laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣

[@bricktothehead]

Yes!!!...Finally someone who understands the Krispy Kreme addiction

[@payableondeath9091]

🤣💯

[@payableondeath9091]

I went and this new lady squished my donuts, I almost went off on her but decided to call corporate who sent me a voucher for a dozen for the inconvenience

[@nancyprianti2355]

I just discovered this guy, he’s hilarious, especially when he sings & plays the guitar. What’s with all the down votes ?

[@JH-kn6rt]

Liberals probably

[@ranger9047]

Liberals are jealous that they don't have anyone nearly as good

[@jasonradford1768]

I know right?

[@genewilliams617]

Jealous people are the ones who down vote. NO other explanations will work.

[@readthebible67]

He makes me hurt from laughing. I am a vegetarian and he almost did me in with the bacon thing....he is right, of course. But SO dadgum funny!

[@MikeyVonSwank13]

Hahaha the eye thing is spot on.

[@jameslaw3740]

We make the turkey bacon ingredients at my factory in Hanover Ontario , Canada....... I know why it lays flat......yummy best comedian without a fowl mouth , two thumbs up for this gentleman 👍 👍 🇨🇦

[@chele8893]

Really needed that tonight!

[@toddy2519]

Krispy Kreme doughnuts-Doing God's work!!!!! :o)

[@calebj.4756]

God bless spread his word!

[@sammie907]

looking through that machine at that dumb red house the tension of not knowing when the puff of air was gonna be shot *thats a whole different game*

[@randomcrap9112]

My eyeball got shot out in the parking lot.

[@kathymain578]

I remember Tab as a child, my mom was diabetic. She also drank Fresca, which wasn't bad.

[@Canlyn62]

Loved Fresca

[@kathymain578]

@@Canlyn62 do they still make fresca?

[@blugreen123]

@@kathymain578 yes they do! I think it's kind of regional though. It's popular here in the Midwest. But I know of several people that have never heard of it or had it.

[@miryssaduncan9615]

The end has me dying 😂😂😂

[@marybarratt9321]

This guy is a wrecking machine!

[@smallsavage1297]

5:49 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER LOL

[@1DayAtATime21]

Meat flavored fruit roll up!!! 🤣🥓 His wife and kids must have constant entertainment!

[@HaleStorm49]

A comedian is not without honor, except in his own home.

[@corrineweber1007]

His impression of the eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughy

[@yoranger8349]

Al-right lol

[@kevrink5605]

"I know. It's hard to believe... because I'm hot" I'm using that with every decade

[@samtr3992]

He sound' like an aged Forest Gump at 6:00 haha

[@lindseycreel4659]

Yep

[@troopertrooper8925]

I had to pause this and go and look up exactly WHAT the glaucoma puff test did!

[@dannyshirley5237]

Big hugs!

[@tawnyaphilpot1540]

Diet soda is worse for you than regular. Aspartame and asperflame . Can cause a lot of bad health problems. Like migraines, cancer and other problems.

[@maryannajackson8238]

It also causes retinal atrophy.

[@rosemorris7912]

Tab--nailed it Turkey bacon--nailed it Optometrist--why does he sound like Forrest Gump?

[@melissaoliver9330]

Tim Hawkins : Regular bacon plumps up but Turkey bacon just stays flat. Me: THATS SUCH A DIRTY ROTTEN TRICK TO PLAY ON PEAPLE! P.S. I love the Chick-fal a song.

[@BarbaraLockwood-q3k]

Soy bacon is the worst.

[@indodinoyoutube]

Best video in existence!

[@davescave7267]

Just turned 40! I relate

[@chee60]

"Yippy Skippy " 🤣🤣😂

[@stephensmith3708]

😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂Sorry Im trying to catch my breath! Oh Lord this guy is hilarious😆😆😆😂😂😂😲😂😂😂😂!

[@gingerberry1472]

Eating a baby angel?😂

[@tootired07]

Yes sir

[@meredithk2892]

When Tim mentions flossing his teeth with bacon, I remembered that there is a style of pork called pork floss based in Asia. 😂😂

[@margaretfriesen8364]

Lol love this

[@OurSavior-xr3yc]

When he did the puff of air skit, he sounded like Senator McConnell.

[@jehovah1ize]

I remember Tab. Absolutely disgusting..

[@chocloditelensman]

Mary Hernandez I second that.

[@jkdm7653]

Carbonated carmel flavored water...eeeeewww!

[@caramelfrappuccino234]

It was disgusting

[@dawnjohnson8739]

Such talent

[@cynthialusk2458]

love him!!

[@NoniOfFive]

TURKEY BACON IS A MEAT FLAVORED FRUIT ROLL UP... I collapsed

[@pyro5263]

Meat flavored fruit roll up WOW I'm dying laughing 😂

[@peterodriscoll2645]

I love how he went all Forrest Gump with the eye doctor!🤣

[@NathanaelJacob-px6lu]

His Matthew McConaughey combined with Forrest Gump impression!!😂

[@MissAmazanda]

The problem with me as a male turning 40 is I look way younger and when I look at all the women the same age as me they look like they could be my mom, I have not aged the same as them and it feels really awkward. I got on facebook and looked at all the girls from my high school and they all look so old...

[@shellyryles5652]

omgggggggggg dude im dying here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephenrswartz214]

LOL... Tim's my favorite!!!!!!

[@mslovelylesley]

HA-LARRRIOUSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tricorvus2673]

Someone gifted my father several (hundred) cases of Tab and we drank them like maniacs. Also, wait until you’re 58. I eat once a day and live on Tums, Rolaids, Maalox.

[@jimburrows2528]

I felt his pain on the turkey bacon. Tim's eye doctor sounded like Bill Clinton; although, I'm certain it's not air he'd shoot into your eye.

[@Th4t_guy_]

"GET IN THERE YOU LITTLE CHERUB"

[@maryderoos1608]

he reminds me of robin williams😀😇

[@jenniferdelay9669]

He must preparing 4 his next happy visit smiling at u

[@Luke-ki1bj]

My favorite food in the world is Krispy Kreme, and we live about six hours away from one. 😢

[@ranger9047]

I've never had chic-fil-a or in-n-out, both 3 hours from me :(

[@LMDProductionsOfficial]

Ranger90 you’ve never had Chick-fil-A?!?! Bless you 😭 you’ve never had the holy Jesus chicken

[@cathrynalexander1423]

I'm praying for you

[@wintertimber1749]

6:33 him rolling around like that just fucking killed me

[@nickziolkowski9757]

Like eating a baby angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheJoyOfELL]

LISTENING PRACTICE Questions for English Learners: 1. According to Tim, eating a "Krispy Kreme" is like eating a ______? 2. In Tim's opinion, what is the sugar-free donut? 3. What was the first "diet soda" called? 4. What kind of milk does Tim have to drink? 5. What does Tim want to brush his teeth with? 6. What is supposed to crinkle up when you cook it? 7. Where does he say he has hair growing out of now that he's older? 8. What type of clothing did his kids tell him to put on? 9. What doctor did Tim have to go see? 10. What happens during a glaucoma test?

[@bradleyselk9642]

For some reason Tim reminds me of Pauley Shore.

[@payableondeath9091]

Also Rob Schneider😄

[@thisperson7860]

I'm not for sure that God would approve of you eating a baby angel.😀

[@joshuamnewberry]

Lol

[@marybachmayer4368]

He so funny

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

The eye doctor sounds like a cross between Matthew McConaughey and Forrest Gump. Like if Forrest Gump was played by Matthew McConaughey

[@patriciawickholm3617]

Krispie Kreme is like taking a mouthfull of crisco. We have real bakeries that make actual really good sweets.

[@big_bee07]

This was amglazing!!!

[@sc8307]

My eyes instantly watered up when he said the glaucoma puff test. That thing sucks.

[@Ginajenki]

Can't breath! 🤭😊😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

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[@eledhwenmare2403]

You correct turkey bacon by smuggling actual bacon into the pan. Also year three of turkey bacon in the freezer.

[@rickyhazel3307]

Nonstop funny

[@WG-tt6hk]

Ah 40 . Just a distant memory.

[@GiraffeNana]

I understand about the eyebrow hair! Plus women get that on our lip and chin!😂

[@Jackskellington9100]

The turkey bacon part is true...turkey bacon is gross

[@joeywomer]

I still drink regular soda. I just gotta make sure it's anything that has zero on it.

[@lancebaker1374]

Like everyone nowadays. he says "Yeah, I know" to mean "I agree."