Tim Hawkins - Junk Drawer

[@rl_danny]

You know its going to be a good day when Tim Hawkins posts

[@RU-HDD-4-HVN]

The dude can make a junk drawer into a hit song!! His genius is in the junk drawer too!!! The best of all time Timmy!!

[@andykrahling6057]

"I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll" hahahahahahahhahaha

[@Stonesygirl]

So funny, so relatable.

[@Tyrex_Productions]

Junk drawers could have some kind of ancient artifact from an extinct civilization lol

[@jordanhendrix2619]

They could be an ancient artifact from an extinct civilization 😂

[@revelationakagoldeneagle8045]

Don't they all? 😊✌️

[@czntrm]

Dang! That Gameboy cartridge. That's from a lost civilization for sure! Simpler times.

[@KaliMock]

i love when your own songs make you laugh! hahahaha

[@Vladpryde]

Love this song. He's got mean skills with the guitar.

[@DeniseEverett-e8u]

I love Tim Hawkins comedy, he is so funny! :)

[@davidtammyames1242]

That's all he's got? Musta just moved in! Let me tell you about a REAL junk drawer, that would be a 20 minute long song!

[@czntrm]

And just ONE junk drawer? Yeah, he hasn't lived there long. I'm up to 3; kitchen, hall closet, and my desk. 😂

[@sarahberkner]

Well he did move in the last few years (I listen to his podcast).

[@ccshrimp]

Specifically the kitchen junk drawer 😂

[@sarahallen2887]

When i was really young, my grandparents had a whole junk room plus a junk drawer in the kitchen 😂

[@VoiceAndPianoByChristaFord]

Hey, my parents did too! A full junk room and a couple junk drawers!

[@Kodathedoge]

I believe my grandparents took it up a notch. They have two small junk sheds a 2 story junk shed, and also, a junk attic.

[@lordneeko]

Sell that Gameboy cartridge!! 😂

[@HelloMichigan313]

Right! It has more dust than the sands of Egypt.😂😂😂

[@theimpossiblethespian6974]

The only reason I don’t have a junk drawer is because I’m THAT disorganized xD

[@8for5]

Tim Hawkins is just too good and funny 😄

[@jillgegen3384]

Nailed it again Tim❤😂

[@beatlesfabfan]

Tim is absolutely brilliant. Saw his show a few months ago, and it was the best!

[@dancoleman5732]

Tim, this is brilliant. At least I know it's not just me (or my parents).🤣

[@nancyjones1000]

All I can say is "yes and amen!"😅

[@maryj7423]

So so talented we gotta clone him or something!!!

[@w0lf1969]

bread ties and ketchup packs. He's been in my kitchen!

[@timcotrell9753]

We've got like six of them. 3 in the kitchen and 3 in the bureau in the foyer. My wife is a hoarder what can I say...

[@GiraffeNana]

@timcotrell9753, I think most families have one. Mine is my Beloved Joe, I'm a bit of a packrat, but I think seeing his closet, truck and room(I had to move out of the bedroom 😂) converted me!

[@vintolo7816]

😂 Why is all of that so trueeeeee!??!?!?

[@countryroadsoutdoors]

Most realistic song I ever heard😂😂

[@juliebarrows8149]

I hadn’t heard that one before! Too funny! And too relatable!

[@Arkain7]

What did he say at 1:33 after remote control? lol I missed the joke.

[@johnnaappleseed9844]

I hope that’s a melted tootsie roll 😂

[@Don-Scrima]

No one is talking about how this song is Dueling Banjos with lyrics. On a first listen, I didn’t notice until he got to the end.

[@CorriganM08]

Man, he really is the same as all of us. The only difference is he's got a microphone. Well, that and talent

[@karinecarde1254]

Awesome 😂!

[@gracetutt768]

We’ve all got one. Lol

[@duaneburris7ate9]

We once had a junk drawer that was haunted.😊

[@mosart7025]

A poltergeist to give a tour... in your junk drawer?

[@duaneburris7ate9]

@@mosart7025 small tour... No snack bar. 😊 Always intriguing.

[@mosart7025]

@@duaneburris7ate9 😱 if your junk drawer has some candy that would come in very handy. (I was hoping to rythme like Tim, but I'm not near as good as him.)

[@Patterson_Died-vx5ir]

I’m just looking in my junk drawer right when this song came on 😂😂

[@margaretsommer1725]

You are a cool dude love you skits. 🙏🏼👍🏻🇺🇸

[@kriss2787]

You rock

[@cherylcope6659]

Brilliant 😂

[@OtakuSanji]

Wait, a GameBoy memory card? That could be worth something!

[@clardiabeatty3109]

everything

[@karinecarde1254]

No tennis racket strings for me 😊. I draw the line there 🤪

[@rl_danny]

@@karinecarde1254 No tennis strings?! How could you live without tennis?? 🤪

[@Lauraleitsch]

Such truth. Haha

[@genewilliams617]

Heeeeelarious and teaux true!

[@freesk8]

Nice! :)

[@grundyyy]

Hi Tim. Do you do essential oils Tim

[@st0ryt3ll3r8]

Whatever essential oils Chick-fil-A is using? Yeah. I’m using those!

[@EmoExpression]

When you have ADHD every drawer is a junk drawer.

[@PaulMcRae]

The ketchup packets are in the fridge.

[@malatr]

Why won't this work in YT Music, Mr. Hawkins? Please toggle the switch so it plays in my playlist.

[@thechristcentredlifeminist1263]

😂😂😂

[@dagman85]

Hmm... I was the 666th like on this video. I'm trying to decide if I should take it back. Quick, somebody else like it please!

[@dagman85]

Whew! Thanks for bailing me out, whoever that was!

[@LeahDykema]

Lyrics: 
Canadian coins and a birthday candle
An Allen wrench and a suitcase handle
Fourteen pens that don't work
A new notecard and a button from a shirt
An old antenna, rubber band, and a knob from an unknown door

In the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from
Or what we need it for
Pictures of children we don't know
Coupons to places we don't go
And collars from old pets
That ain't alive no more
In the junk drawer

Twisty ties and ketchup packets
A broken string from a tennis racket
Outlet covers, batteries
And ticket stubs from Chuck E. Cheese
An old cordless phone
And an old phoneless cord 
In the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from
Or what we need it for
Keys to a car we sold last year
A red beer koozie and we don't drink beer
And a friendship bracelet from somebody
I don't like no more
In the junk drawer

G.I. Joes and Barbie parts
Milk jug rings and Nerf gun darts
A garage door opener remote control
I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll
An airplane made of balsa wood
"Don't throw it out! It's still good!"
But I'd like to throw it all in the fire
And then we could make s'mores

From the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin
Well, there's a gameboy memory card from 1994
Post-It notes, an AC adapter
Super glue and Grandma's clapper
An empty roll of duct tape
And a rotten apple core
In the junk drawer In the junk drawer

[@LeahDykema]

Figured others like myself would like to be able to read along with him :)

[@kiltedpatriotatheart]

Where's this full routine?!

[@cadebraaten687]

10-15 years late my friend

[@cadebraaten687]

10-15 years late my friend