Tim's Original Bus Made Guac

[@swhite9208]

It looks good, but I personally like to flavour mine up with a little Pitzman's mustard. It adds a nice zing to it

[@mattdrewdrums]

Pitzman's is very important to me and my family.

[@p00pie]

dont forget the Cinco® FoodTube™

[@mathew_maldonado]

Where's the Pitzman's?

[@SRNF]

You realized without the yellow hes probably trolling

[@90dayfiance69]

That’s back when Tim made jokes

[@HotSauceStain]

Don’t put any of that piss mustard

[@angstkitsch]

Tim loooooves pitzmans when they're paying him to promote their product but he forgets all they've done for him when their mustard would go great in that guac

[@wolfmanjacksaid]

F that Piss mustard!

[@bankzor]

It's so nice to see you back in the kitchen, Tim. I'll try this recipe for Christmas.

[@troy3456789]

Probably better as a leap year celebration

[@TimHeidecker]

I am aware NOW that there was a lime in the bowl. i did not see it. nor did anyone else, apparently. The point is, lemons work well too. all the best.

[@angstkitsch]

As long as it cuts through that rank overripe avocado flavor

[@sleve_mcdichael]

Thanks for the kitchen tip, Tim!

[@negritotenfold]

One of the funniest people on earth. Thank you Tim for the laughs

[@randallflagg997]

He truly is.

[@Pax_Mayn3]

Was. He lost at least 40% of his funny when he went full sjw.

[@mikkelfraskui]

​@@Pax_Mayn3Is this your whole thing? Why is Tim evil, so you think? Be specific.

[@Pax_Mayn3]

@@mikkelfraskui He went full sjw as I said. Those people are evil because they claim to be virtuous while being responsible for a lot of the problems everyone has to deal with.

[@WilliamHELLHASEYIS]

Bring the fat back

[@joshuazerbe5777]

I make this every night with your son.

[@amorpaz1]

Best moment in awesome show history

[@Jarred-Pegg]

Tim would be such an amazing character in a new Christopher Guest movie, if he ever decided to make one

[@user82938]

Tim looking SNATCHED. Thinnest I've ever seen him.

[@ThommyofThenn]

Men's health has always been a passion of Tims

[@theCommentDevil]

Tim's accent went from Tennessee to Alabama to Texas

[@smokedubs]

i only heard robin williams

[@harrisonbrand8985]

us coastal elite just don’t have a clue

[@chillvgm]

"peeyunch"

[@lossfound]

agreed, It was truly a whirlwind tour

[@davidmerrell5561]

Guac doesn’t need all that fancy salt. No more bullshit!

[@WingZeroDuality]

That's great!! Reminds me of my gen-X cousins cooking on his RV on the prairies of South Dakota. Jersey is a long way from there, but I bet the weathers just as great in the summertime. Remember, I got your bread, cheese and dough. Your friend, Anthony.

[@PatMcPoyle]

Is it essential to be on a bus when you create this or can I be in my kitchen? Thank you Tim.

[@sb_dunk]

You gotta be on a bus I'm pretty sure

[@bananerz3167]

To be precise you have to be in Tim's bus unless you want to make a bad fake that tastes nothing like the real thing.

[@TimPortantno]

"So you're telling me a bus made this guac?

[@peterkohlmetzmoller]

When you’ve got busses like avocados in them, you can’t loose!! 😗

[@TheSmooshster]

I fucking love Tim. He gets a laugh out of me every time, and brother, do I need those laughs

[@chairshoe81]

Get well soon Tim ❤❤

[@Harbor420]

Ive been WAITING for this WORLD FAMOUS Guac recipe. Im really happy that its caps out at 480p.. 197SSSiiissss

[@randallflagg997]

Those New Jersey accents really stand out strong.

[@sratus]

Would go well with some ridged chips.

[@EmblemParade]

Needs some Pitzman's mustard. I mean a LOT of Pitzman's mustard.

[@Burgmannn]

No pitzmanns?

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

It's a must even in my morning coffee and cereal ❤

[@evatatus]

Having lunch or coffee with Tim is high on my bucket list

[@everwake2689]

Hearing your voice reminds me of my grandfather from Scotland.

[@mtroy0620]

That's too much salt, but you can add some more later.

[@aparias]

thanks tim

[@agentshinobi9]

Tim’s channeling a great Leslie Jordan and I want more, Cooking with Tim series where he says all the ingredients weird please

[@joellamkins7847]

*with a southern lisp* that there looks delicious.thanks honey.

[@mattdrewdrums]

I don't understand why he wouldn't just mix the ingredients in the food processing chamber, not without the help of the softening cream of course. He's gonna poke his eye out with that fork!

[@demolitionsexpert]

Dont forget the option of putting all the ingredients in your mouth at once and mashing it all together and then just spitting it on some chips

[@GoblinNutts]

Always finish the guacamole in the microwave for 15 minutes when done. It adds that authentic Mexican taste!

[@BobbySacamano]

Oh. I thought the bus was gonna make it, or at least be used to mash the avocados.

[@JJ_SDWR]

Agreed, very deceptive title

[@nullusernamex]

Looking slim, boy!

[@dreamindistortion]

You corporated it real nice boy

[@emochick99]

crazy to hear his real voice

[@BillShartner]

RIP Tim

[@SHPCTNM]

Thank you Tim!

[@trykfeil]

A lot of folks will do full-on stirring when they fix their guac, but it ain't necessary. Just a light mash will do.

[@hobonickel840]

⭕ It is nice to synch into a channel that seems to recognize the "Tropes" and understands we are swimming in cycles/waves , ⭕ Surf them, don't try to stop them ⭕ Fill your mind with wonder and there is less room for fear ⭕

[@parkinglot2642]

Great job!

[@skylerbutenshon9601]

He's foddin' it like uh amlette

[@cadriver2570]

Can't wait to try this for the 4th of July.

[@bshilala]

Tim has become a breathairian.

[@yelnik9000]

Hi Tim, I am wondering if the 'petite feet' sketch from Tim and Eric Awesome Show was inspired at all by the movie Paris, Texas?

[@jclark8727]

Thank-you Tim

[@johnnyrangus5252]

So long as you use RIDGED CHIPS

[@adaywithoutsinead]

You better post your pre-show playlist that you played before the no bullshit/very good band tour in Detroit somewhere. I heard some cool shit on there but couldn't find most of the songs that I liked the most, and I haven't forgotten. I will keep asking you until you forfeit the playlist. Godbless and nice guac

[@gritsandgravey]

"I will not pay for the GUAK UH MOLE AYE"

[@codingwithcaveman]

When the camera panned down to the two pieces of onion on the couch I lost it

[@pepepantuflas1]

✨️✨️⭐️🌟💫💫Great Job🌟🌟🌟⭐️💫💫✨️✨️✨️

[@kenneld]

why'd he mash it up like that? it looked so good.

[@gabekrieg1927]

Make more videos. Funny ones. Capiche?

[@JohnnyTrux]

Love seeing the lime in the bowl

[@yanwain9454]

i could be wrong but it does look like there's a lime in the fruit basket at 0:32

[@taylormah92]

It sounded like Michael Waltrip was making this Guacamole

[@carsonhorne7302]

Howdy Tim. Sorry i was very drunk and tried to buy you and all shots in OKC. It was very annoying of me how i tried to approach you guys. Thanks for the show though, it was so fucking good. All the love m8

[@TimHeidecker]

no worries!

[@Pr0HoN]

Looks decent, but I'd like me some Pitzman's on that avocadah. Really brings the whole thing together.

[@kanyon.wilson]

No Pitzman's? Ya blew it.

[@LemonTree9280]

That bus is bigger and waaaaay nicer than my apt

[@cowboymode]

Can I use fresh avocados or do they have to be rank?

[@nuwb]

Add a little Pitzman's and you got yourself a meal

[@sweou]

My dear meemaw always insists on using Pitzman's Mustard in her homemade Guac... Also, I'm not too happy that a bus kitchen is 10x times nicer than mine.

[@stevebrule3526]

there's a lime sitting right there in the fruit bowl next to the sink.

[@ThommyofThenn]

Rank flavour those overripe avacodos tend to have

[@ktchpmn]

Can I heat the guac on the bus engine?

[@tkeajax]

You forgot the Pittzman mustard right on top.... as a garnish

[@EuphoniaPooch]

I'd like to incorporate some into ME!

[@notjackiechan9420]

make sure to get some RIDGED CHIPS! :) sup Tim! sup all!!

[@richardyoung2798]

Don't forget the Pitzman's!

[@cozyflannel]

ROCK N ROLL!!!!!

[@dunit911]

Tim how dare you go to Wisconsin and not go on Best of the Worst

[@CH-jv6ck]

Where’s the rigid chips, freezer ziti, pound/pound and half of lunch meat, etc?!

[@sraeoz]

Yum, how is it?

[@Knulppage]

It's settled. It's guac night for everyone.

[@2001_SpaceOddity]

Good ol guac

[@GrandmasterFerg]

I love Pitzman's salt

[@SunshineClementine]

Slim! Noice recipe. Yo mamas?

[@adoredpariah]

Guac is one of god's colors.

[@ARCTERYXSWEATSHOP]

New beef house when?

[@frensunited3748]

Is everything okay?

[@dmoke4899]

You look really good tim :)

[@michaelpea3742]

Super Dave Osborn vibes

[@vernontk]

Van Dyke Parks his bus to make some quac.

[@perryneum]

That comment made me SMiLE.

[@jake-jp3vb]

Tastes like guacamole and a lot of mustard.

[@surge208]

Are those real limes?

[@dawnfmEnthusiast]

Is this a parody of Bert Kreischer lol? Tim rules

[@kevinspilker6622]

There are wild rumors about Sebastian Bach’s tourbus guac. I’d much rather be on Tim’s though.

[@bradL10000]

That looks like spicey gwalk a mole.

[@jackb8598]

This is getting way too liberal. Guacamole? What’s next QUESO!???! Talk about Russia , like Joe Rorgan

[@weirdloverwilde]

Okay I’ve seen thicc Tim and thin Tim. I can’t figure out his body shape

[@jdion79]

Pitzman"s?

[@williamlosch]

dont forget the pissmans brah

[@le0np0we]

Shades of Corky St. Clair and Paula Deen. Bravo

[@DrOstentorious]

I’m happy to see Paula Deen’s landed on her feet

[@IloveFrytkasy]

the most american thing about this whole thing is the plastic cutlery and paper plate

[@GTICHATTER]

mmm mmm MMMM!

[@dabulls1g]

Could’ve used more mixing and the use of a lane.

[@nascentcomplacence3302]

Just lookatit 🙃

[@samuelsyofficial]

Where is the pitzmans

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

George W Bush style!

[@reubnick]

just start mushin it down