Tim Sounds the Siren

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Tim sifts through his amazing toy collection, and comes up with a variety of toys that have a siren. From an outsize siren atop a rather small car, to a siren that is designed to be part of an orchestra, Tim has sirens covered. Music to my ears! Well, nearly!!

[@kguy152000]

Most commonly used words on this channel: 1. Heh 2. Sort of... 3. Japanese 4. Indeed 5. Lovely

[@Handhandme]

kguy152000 6. [Noun] from the Nile We need new Tim memes

[@unforgivenromantic]

kguy152000 Don't forget Subtle Very cute.

[@WilliBomber]

kguy152000 you forgot “wow”

[@delvinfernaldy4504]

*KEK*

[@nahailyenvanakkor]

Toy.

[@mat-sh9pl]

"Rare footage of British man sounding air raid sirens" circa 1917

[@yesskriekels5843]

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[@TuoiTrinh88]

At 2:29 (Earape!)

[@megabyte2711]

@@yesskriekels5843 R/ihadastroke

[@nazmintaylor778]

@@yesskriekels5843 m mmm uuuuuuuuuuùuy⁸11245568798000lb

[@belledelphine7303]

@@nazmintaylor778 R/ihadastroke number 2

[@mistmaster4530]

Cuts to a Stuka. "This is my favorite siren. Used it a lot when I flew over Poland in the 40s".

[@user-vj3yr1pj8c]

Stuka German not bri ish

[@nickpark7428]

5:25 did we just hear Tim almost swear??!

[@ky-gp4sz]

Nick Park "oh sh"

[@deancartmel5190]

At worst he was only going to say sugar

[@253637zero2]

oh shoot

[@unknownperson1162]

Nick Park .

[@m.t.7093]

Was too busy staring at dem legs

[@batwithahat312]

3:49 Step 1: get this thing Step 2: attach it to an air compressor Step 3: GO WILD

[@sandwichbike2108]

2:41 Tim - "What a lovely sound it is" Tornado Siren in background Tim - *What a lovely time for death*

[@Silverwind87]

In the year 2037, his grandson will make a video talking about the fidget spinner.

[@ToothFairy473]

Hopefully

[@shameful3604]

No

[@AaronsVlogTube]

He has a son?

[@corgstudios653]

3:50 *Tim sounds the siren* *Hurts ears* Tim:Good Noise

[@kadricelilc7289]

نهننىهرهرههههخىخىلخمبكح١خصخخ٣٧قهق٧ه٤هثخ٢

[@kadricelilc7289]

زسميميمن

[@DSPsWifesBf]

That’s why I love Tim. He’ll find the positives in every little toy that a lot of us wouldn’t be too interested in.

[@maarten3743]

Tim forgot his trousers again, heh

[@majorgeneralsherman1348]

@@ahmdabdallah2132 what does that have to do with anything

[@birddaddydetta]

@Ahmd Reported for unwanted commercial content.

[@henryham1169]

No he’s wearing short shorts

[@CrazyStarr_]

That wasn't talcum powder. Tim is actually a wise old dragon with a human form showing his magic trinkets to humans. He will continue showing humans his amazing magic party favors for generations to come. God bless you wise dragon.

[@maaviyafaruki7674]

Am I the only one who noticed that Tim is not wearing any trousers

[@Lunchpacked180]

maybe he traded his trousers for some toys?

[@nickpark7428]

Maaviya Faruki Hot-pants from the Nile

[@joshuadnb1]

Every video gets this comment I swear :'D

[@ky-gp4sz]

Maaviya Faruki not again, not the first time this has happened

[@a.hocutt]

Maaviya Faruki actually at 5:25 you can see he is wearing some very short-shorts.

[@PanniTV]

Imagine the struggle to put both balloons over that whistle without one of them deflating (4:18)

[@treeeson1547]

You put one on, over inflate it without popping, then put the uninflated one on the other side.

[@yuganthchervirala14]

You can hear the struggle actually

[@ZyozzJessie]

Twist the neck of the balloon after inflating it.

[@williamadams2348]

5:23 no trousers lol

[@cpesk2918]

He just has short shorts on

[@swagpillage1917]

triangulated 5:50

[@maryland7586]

S N E E Z I N G P O W D E R

[@Rolsification]

from the Nile

[@puffcap_]

Maryland S L E E P I N G P O W D E R

[@RocksGaming]

Knightworm from the nile

[@RedColdRitsu]

Maryland *insert gif of 2D dancing*

[@collinmcballin1527]

Maryland from the nile

[@nosferatu4444]

5:55 you can almost see Tim's whistle xD

[@what-uc]

5:26 Tim's Turbo Tickler

[@thenitropower]

Underrated comment lmao

[@chadhampshire2047]

5:55 when you come home and your grandpa is sitting there with no pants

[@ipKonfig]

Love this man! Imagine being his child and growing up with all these nifty things

[@gamingtutor4575]

Tim's videos are like a gentle breeze on a small boat effortlessly floating down: The Nile.

[@thecaveman1123]

2:42 he was totally gonna say perfect for a small child who love playing with themselves. why else would you need a door trip alarm

[@totallyfrozen]

🤣

[@Padlockigami]

"If you're in an orchestra, that's what you use: Sounds." Wise words from Tim there.

[@corymcknight6910]

Padlockigami He said "sirens" fam.

[@emrefifty5281]

cory mcknight bruh

[@michaelmcwilliams6423]

Padlockigami Wxw

[@sugarmashofficial_6010]

The Yamaha music siren makes music does anyone knows?

[@Ocaljr]

It would have been fantastic if Mr Rogers Neighborhood still existed to watch Tim guest star and interact with Mr Rogers.

[@aidilhaiqal3482]

\\

[@DominionDork]

Ikr

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he would have been a guest on the topic of toys and caring for them

[@isabellavendel8838]

Tim is such a sweet old man. I would love to have a grandpa with such a big passion. I would visiit him just to hear him tell me all about his collection..

[@sugarpuff2978]

My dog is as fascinated at the noises coming from these toys as Tim is!

[@Dr0dd]

"Sir, do you know how fast you've been driving? Please blow into this"

[@RussellTeapot]

FFFFFFWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@DingleDut]

😂

[@irinapavlova1962]

@@RussellTeapot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@irinapavlova1962]

Wow that's a lot of sirens

[@irinapavlova1962]

Butt face

[@kai7992]

5:26 looks at bottom half of tim* Oh tim we all have those times where you pretend to be formal

[@-Ruthless-]

I know😂 i was astonished

[@D-Man_Jam]

_"Mm, yes. Good noise."_ Very british indeed

[@MrPianoMan]

I love this channel. It's one of a kind. A grown man looking back at things his collected for years and years and that have been passed down from many generations, then he tests them and plays with them for our enjoyment. One of a kind channel :)

[@sirenchaser3424]

Sirens

[@pepsidoggo1598]

2:18 Great for Nerf wars!

[@sansnom5269]

Tim always talks on how he collected those toys since a child. Now imagine tiny Tim blowing those sirens all day. His mother was a Saint in letting him to keep collecting more and more, or maybe the day she gave Tim that one cigar it was a punishment for his powerful lungs, after all.

[@buddhabonobo]

tim always says "good toy for a child" as if he doesnt love playing with them himself haha

[@RedesCat]

3:50 damn that spool will that fit in my honda

[@JDeufireinho]

2:25 cool

[@maxpaul2837]

4:28 that kids is a useful skill for when you have a girlfriend

[@bossnian5615]

K

[@ianplace9977]

I don’t understand

[@re-lmayer2546]

7u7

[@ianplace9977]

@@re-lmayer2546 can you tell me the joke?

[@franzliszt3123]

@@ianplace9977 you're probably too young

[@Darkfreed0m]

Those viewers in the US might need all those sirens soon.

[@Jim-cj7ee]

5:30 I think someone forgot to put their pants on 😂

[@ihave6carbatteries408]

"Tim warns us for the coming air raids."

[@geraintevans8689]

Sometimes I wonder why I'm watching an elderly man blowing whistles

[@mystical0181]

Geraint Evans Same😂

[@stayfr00sty13]

Geraint Evans That’s what I thought and I looked up the comments if anyone felt the same XD

[@volcommadness]

A old man wearing no pants 🤣

[@Zneelsen]

I just found this channel out just this week and let me say, I am with love with it, and I love how Tim looks like a professional scientist just for toys and how child like he is. Keep it up grand illusions!!!

[@3dgamerman]

I liked the part where Tim squeezed the two balloons, it was quite sensual.

[@HairyBottom]

If Wile E. Coyote taught me anything, it's that products from ACME will blow up in your face.

[@rooboty7137]

*_When you can't afford a turbo for your Renault Multipla._*

[@IronShocker77]

Isn't it Fiat Multipla?

[@rooboty7137]

Nah fam, haven't you heard of the *_Renault_* Multipla?

[@IronShocker77]

No, i haven't =(

[@mopsdackelspitz3662]

No, it's a Porsche Multipla

[@SqueezeboxOfDelights]

We had a turbo fiat multipla. It didn't sound like this though :)

[@joshpascual7539]

I love the way he describes the toys like pieces of art

[@TheFifthCorner]

I love this channel. When i was bored, lying in bed with a broken leg i found this channel. And ever since 2015 i have been watching. Thanks tim

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

1:20 Favorite part

[@antoniospeed2097]

One word to decribe tim: jolly

[@blueguycommenteryt7054]

Before sirens used to be motor to play music in 1860. Now there are electronic speaker sirens that can easily play music that people composed, such as the so-called Bosai Musen in Japan; Every 5pm, they would play calm music.

[@sugarmashofficial_6010]

You mean Yamaha at first?

[@XAlucardmoonX]

5:24 just for the people that are bored or want some adult action

[@runforitman]

My lord Tim is the nicest person on earth I have to say

[@archive1719]

3:02 I can feel the waves broooo.....

[@oogooboggins5956]

you bring joy to this world, tim

[@Paronak]

oh god, the meme material is excellent

[@memodemo585]

I am waiting for Tim's diss track.

[@ahcool4453]

memo Demo please leave

[@juliaoliveirapereira3268]

memo Demo SD hh

[@flopwafflethemighty9133]

Tim has the most relaxing voice! I love this channel. Keep up the good work Tim!

[@RandelOland901-ATT]

*Tim* : _Here's a doll made of stone that I picked up 4,000 years ago in 1983 BC. The Japanese village elders would head out to the Nile and pick up stones and craft toys for the children, quite extraordinary...Heh_

[@bennylloyd-willner9667]

So many comments so I may be repeating this scenario, but I can't help myself : Kid sneaks in to Tim's office where he has fallen asleep. "haha, I'm gonna scare the old man stiff", kid sounds a loud siren in Tim's ear. Tim wakes up, "A what a lovely sound, heh..." I just love this positive guy!

[@rasyaramandika1655]

2:23 What the name

[@Ravedaze.]

I always thought the Aooga siren the most funniest of sirens there is 😃

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

Ravedaze yes

[@alio2269]

that's more like a horn rather thana siren

[@ginnyggn9720]

Ravedaze jioji9i9

[@cameron16]

Nice shorts, Tim.

[@sadisticneko3459]

What a lovely idea

[@duckstergarf100]

This should be an episode of Hoarders.

[@oohplah]

*heh* from the Nile

[@soulking2017]

What's this joke about? Never heard of it

[@scotcheeP]

new title: "tim playing with tiny turbos".

[@frootfather9063]

I enjoy every one of this guy's videos.

[@ApteryxNullifed]

Where can I find the burglar alarm 2:20

[@saskiakw1744]

Such a sweet man, keep it up xx

[@ammarhaliti6895]

🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠

[@ammarhaliti6895]

🏠🏠🏠🏠

[@FrightOfMaple]

I am glad this was in my recommendations

[@YourFatherVEVO]

5:25 "oh shi-"

[@Qwertworks]

6:19 yes …

[@sausey5857]

Tim the turbo

[@nicholastosoni707]

I sort of remember having that race car one. I still have a bike-siren from a McDonald's Happy Meal set, onto which you could put the front of the ECTO-1 from _Ghostbusters_. I _also_ have the _Inspector Gadget_ Copter Hat Siren. Turn the helicopter thing, and it makes a siren noise.

[@aserta]

I had that toy siren car...nostalgia wave full on hit, right there.

[@juicebox-autoworks4996]

who else came here for the weekly "heh"

[@kautilyavlog]

please share toys site for buying

[@RussellTeapot]

go to his website, it's www.grand-illusions.com/about_us.shtml

[@jadepolinesia6975]

manish singh zffgdyuh Zavala ghhj&&

[@jadepolinesia6975]

Cool

[@witayaleeprasertpan4089]

manish singh00

[@PhuongNguyen-cq6ou]

manish singh c

[@hoochieman1094]

This is the most wholesome man in the world and we must never let him die.

[@electrichellion5946]

I love that pull string siren.

[@toolazytochange5045]

loop loop poop poop something smart something smart water from the Nile water from the Nile

[@momsspaghetti7693]

Average Name That Does Not Explain Avatar Tim's not wearing pants, Tim's not wearing pants..

[@jaekoff5050]

*gee wiz water from the nile gets funnier and funnier every time i see it. i mean LMAO WATER FROM THE NILE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌*

[@sascha_hammer]

heh

[@waffleless]

Jaekoff Not only is it stale, it is in the way, IT IS ALWAYS IN THE WAY, isn't it?!

[@waffleless]

Jaekoff Actually Tim describes the Water from the Nile meme perfectly at 0:49

[@lukasd.4389]

Jaekoff SALT FROM THE NILE

[@KarlBunker]

Sarcasm from the Nile.

[@danforbes3573]

Wonderful Collection Tim

[@davidalnwick]

I wish the intro was less loud. I like to listen to these as I go to sleep. Tim is a true hero.

[@carn109]

We need new memes, the ｎｉｌｅｗａｔｅｒ is starting to stale, Any ideas?

[@Chris-rd5rf]

"Small Children"

[@jumpmanv2658]

heh

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

That's good Mr Eggy but, W H A T A B O U T S N E E Z I N G P O W D E R

[@DW_Death]

Working on one right now, give me about 30 mins and it will be on my channel.

[@martonk]

which for the sixties was a s t o N i s h i N g

[@cartercouch3307]

5:58 HIS LEGS XD

[@johnclavis]

Wow, so many toys! I'll bet the kids chained up in his basement aren't bored for a moment!

[@seanjuth]

I've always loved fan sirens!

[@BuildItnow]

Overplayed joke from the nile

[@duylinhnguyen9079]

Build It

[@TehSlan]

It is at least fitting that the joke keeps coming back, slightly weaker each time.

[@doveeddaman3802]

Does this guy know he's a meme

[@ssj2matt]

I hope the kid with the sneezing powder idea got a medal.

[@FriggOff361]

Another great one! thanks for the video

[@meart7838]

grandayy made a meme about Tim, it isn't water from the nile. : /

[@YourFatherVEVO]

grandayy singlehandedly killed the woah meme, I will go on a murderous ramage if he ruins tim memes

[@meart7838]

your father what about behind the meme?

[@meart7838]

I think Tim memes are safe from BTM because Tim memes aren't that popular

[@YourFatherVEVO]

don't jinx it

[@mahdickinabox2133]

your father at least gra day actually puts effort in his work rather than read from know your meme and add girs in your video

[@osyrusthevirus2434]

If you were a parent all night your kid would be playing with the car with the horn or the alarm door but most likely the car all night you would hear (EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR) You: shut up shut up shut up ._.

[@bobertondajimontorago53]

0:16 I HAVE THAT WHISTLE! :)

[@lindacolon9233]

TIM IS NOT JUST A TOY COLLECTER HIS A TOY MASTER

[@DanTheStripe]

This is the Anti ASMR video...

[@rwplm]

*blows out eardrums* "Mmm! Oh yes, good noise, good noise."

[@xgamer34_94]

This is what we call the funny man right here folks.

[@RababaInc]

Excellent YTP material right there

[@okiedokieodie5343]

Wow! These toys are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

[@gertkriel5764]

Love this channel.

[@red_dll]

Tim is blowing the whistle.

[@sugarmashofficial_6010]

Revisited this video that I watched before when I was 7-9 years old