Tim Vine's first television appearance on BBC's Pebble Mill in 1994. • TRAVEL TIPS FOR FILIPINOS pages/Richard-Hearsey/189477767779258
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@nigelcarren3 жыл бұрын
Last night my girlfriend and I watched all the Tim Vine DVD's back to back... Luckily, I was the one facing the TV!
@ibbybibby3 жыл бұрын
ooo I see what you did there
@YorkyOne2 жыл бұрын
Boom boom!
@newbarker5232 жыл бұрын
nigelcarren is “night night” what you call bedtime?
@danielwood19282 жыл бұрын
Sorry Milton.
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Жыл бұрын
He has improved a lot.
@aires69uk8 жыл бұрын
There's two or three of them that he still tells. That's quality.
@mica4125 жыл бұрын
What only two or three??!! Still think he's fab though!
@paulcarson78605 жыл бұрын
I saw him live a few weeks ago, he did that cross country one!
@GavTatu3 жыл бұрын
hi jack !
@skoot2u4 жыл бұрын
Seen him twice and he's brilliant, had the audience in stitches both times.He is a really nice bloke as well.
@Daemiex5 жыл бұрын
i had a man out to fit me a new aerial last we and he invited me to his wedding, the reception was excellent
@alm21873 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, those of us who've lived stateside all our lives gotta look up what an aerial is, in this context. 🙂
@timothymcdonnell24662 жыл бұрын
One thing I like about Tim Vine is he never uses profanities or bad language!.
@pressureworks Жыл бұрын
I heard him say bum
@terencejay88455 жыл бұрын
'Pebble Mill at One'.. times gone by.
@mrman46456 жыл бұрын
I just assumed he was born without hair
@thomasmohan95654 жыл бұрын
MrMan most people are born without hair
@team33833 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmohan9565 And when they don't have any talent, they stay off TV also. To imagine this man made a career of this on TV makes you wonder how low British humour has gone.
@tealstorn89213 жыл бұрын
@@team3383 Which country's humour and comedians do you prefer?
@team33833 жыл бұрын
@@tealstorn8921 Humour has no borders. Worldwide, the level has gone down. I still prefer British humour, but this "one liner" guy has gone on for years and only come up with a bunch of half funny one liners that you can count on the fingers of one hand. Don't ask me. No I have not come up with any in my whole life, but then again I'm not trying to make a living off TV with them either. Never funny, never will be this man. Sorry. One liners that are funny: Watch Mitch Hedberg. THAT is raw talent.
@tealstorn89213 жыл бұрын
@@team3383 Why are do you keep referring to 'British humour' whilst insisting that 'humour has no borders'? I've watched three Mitch Hedberg clips now, and to be perfectly frank he seems like a parody of a stand up comic that you'd find within a sitcom. In fact I can vividly picture him being the lampooned version of a real life comic in (and I'm not at all espousing this show so you don't need to judge based on this) Family Guy. What makes Tim so brilliant is the character he has built up over the years - he isn't particularly funny in this clip as he hasn't fine tuned it yet, but over the years he has become an unstoppable tour de force in his brand of innocent irony.
@JoeStunner11 жыл бұрын
So I said to this bloke at the bus-stop with no legs, "How you getting on?"
@BradBurnian15 жыл бұрын
His delivery has definately improved, he's much more confident than he was back then.
@LivesInLibertyCity2 жыл бұрын
He'd only been on Tv about 2 years at this point. Maybe less
@BradBurnian2 жыл бұрын
@@LivesInLibertyCity Well I never though I’d get a reply to a comment I made at uni 😂
@LivesInLibertyCity2 жыл бұрын
@@BradBurnian dude my kid was born the year you wrote this 🤣🤣
@spongebabe27 Жыл бұрын
@@LivesInLibertyCityI thought this was his first TV appearance?
@LivesInLibertyCity Жыл бұрын
@spongebabe27 tbf if this interview was his first tv appearance then the interviewer wouldn't know who he is because he hasn't been on tv yet 😅😅. His first appearance was on pebble Mill in 94
@pikeflowed10 ай бұрын
A comedian who is definitely not Hair today, gone tomorrow, HES STILL HERE ! :) Love Tim's comedy, there's almost a dream-like rib-tickling bliss that comes with the barrage of so many spoken and visual gags, Tim is in a class all by himself........he's been naughty :P
@johnpiasecki561410 ай бұрын
Just so funny clean and refreshing….. brilliant Jim 👏🏽
@gregofthedump Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! He's like a clean Gary Delaney.
@ElectroTherapyFTSoul2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, he looks like Peter Davison here!
@usblueflyer15 жыл бұрын
I LOVE TIM VINE!!!!
@thirteenfingers14 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Manchester recently and he didn't tell a single one of these jokes... ...which quite frankly I find amazing. I'd have expected to hear a lof of repeat ones. This guy must know more short gags than any other person alive!
@tim40gabby253 жыл бұрын
I saw an overzealous surgeon trying his hand at standup - had the audience in stitches.
@baz8108 жыл бұрын
Show me a comic that doesn't repeat some of his jokes over the years!! I think Tim's brilliant and this was a superb debut
@gteaz4 жыл бұрын
Some? I heard all these jokes last week on Live at the apollo
@josephmurphy77684 жыл бұрын
Baz- i agree!!!.......he's just a funny man....he had it even then.....he's a wordssmith, very , very clever.
@robi80203 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Lots of joke and no profanity
@realPromotememedia3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@williambunter33113 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, Rob. The so-called 'alternative comedians' cannot put a sentence together without filthy language, juvenile sexual innuendo or blasphemy. Tim is funny. And brilliant in 'Not Going Out'.
@mitch-mlb2167 жыл бұрын
"A cattle prod and an electric fence" those jokes are shocking...
@Thewingkongexchange6 жыл бұрын
I hope it was free of charge.
@matthewbulic6 жыл бұрын
And so was the electricity bill
@gregheffernan10785 жыл бұрын
Don’t get me started...
@weswheel48345 жыл бұрын
He was just keeping things current.
@auth0r_alphas277 жыл бұрын
Love this guy 😍💖 so funny
@sajmeister13 жыл бұрын
LOL! I had that hairstyle back in the days! He was a handsome guy!
@mc777274 жыл бұрын
When did Tim loose his hair? Must have been within the following 7 years after this appearance as was mostly bald in "The Sketch Show"?
@mrcharliecharles14 жыл бұрын
pebble mill ahhh takes me back oh and tim vine's brilliant
@broughton905 жыл бұрын
British humour is made on one liners we love it 😂😂😂🤣
@missionpassed45843 жыл бұрын
OMG I remember when he was like this (young) many years ago now always been a bit of a fan
@Nick-667 ай бұрын
He's funny without being rude. That's quite an art.
@Robo98314 жыл бұрын
I wish he would come to America!
@fontybits3 жыл бұрын
I had to give up work for health reasons - I was SICK of it!
@fontybits3 жыл бұрын
I saw a guy with a pair of Reeboks strapped to his head. When I asked him why, he said he couldn't remember - he was trying to jog his memory.
@copferthat Жыл бұрын
Not bad for a first attempt. He should call himself Beano, a great comic! Bum Bum. I really like this lad, he's a class act.
@AlexFearn14 жыл бұрын
he was amazing!!!
@candbproductions16 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@paulramsay14814 жыл бұрын
Can you copy a cassette for me brilliant.
@sj4601624 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Saw him at bournemouth. Although he threw in a dart match with a friend half way through the gig. Never understood that...
@mudchair16 Жыл бұрын
You just can't let it go, can you?
@sj460162 Жыл бұрын
@@mudchair16 🤣🤣 brilliant!!
@saturn26199 жыл бұрын
One liners are the best!
@waybexxx13 жыл бұрын
Great clip.. thanks :) As ever there's some on here using the tiresome "he's still telling the same jokes now" rubbish - one plank even told us to check out other clips here so we know how 'right' he is. He's definately not telling the same jokes now. Many of the clips here are from this era up until his 1st DVD - some jokes are kept, some are dropped... it's called refining the act. That's why his 1st DVD is so brilliant. 3 DVDs of non-stop joke telling - all different gags & mostly great!
@stevetaylor7403 Жыл бұрын
Bet if some of these moaners went to a gig featuring their favourite band they would be disappointed if they didn’t play any of their old numbers.
@tristanmccauley23184 жыл бұрын
Drove past the local cemetary today there was a que of people dying to get in.
@jasonayres3 жыл бұрын
True story - when I was a teenager, I dated a girl whose dad was a gardener at a cemetery. Naively, I said "Oh, how does he feel about working at a cemetery." My friend replied, genuinely, "He says it's the best place he's ever worked. No complaints. The quietest neighbours."
@vultan20003 жыл бұрын
I got exhausted recently as my bike had a double puncture. I was too tired.
@kennethdrewary10943 жыл бұрын
1994 but he still uses some of those lines now.
@holdyourplums42043 жыл бұрын
So what...??? Elton John still sings Rocket Man.
@realPromotememedia3 жыл бұрын
Some of those lines are too good to use once . . . With his delicious delivery
@robdee93412 жыл бұрын
@@holdyourplums4204 Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce. Cause he's a ROCKET MAN... 🚀
@Woodworker19472 жыл бұрын
Funny then, and to Prove It, still funny today!
@PERFECTCOMMENT15 жыл бұрын
hes great
@marsflamesniper14 жыл бұрын
Omg he was cute.
@Oorwul9 ай бұрын
I think this guy might be quite successful in comedy
@VinnieAndZach14 жыл бұрын
Still is!
@paulthornhill23315 жыл бұрын
GBAN THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!!
@whatyousaidbud3 жыл бұрын
BNAG
@SarahRT9211 жыл бұрын
His voice is so high!
@Maffoo14 жыл бұрын
@thirteenfingers at the lowry? he was bloody brilliant!
@Superbruv0713 жыл бұрын
@aroundtheworlda Hi Jack! says the Co-Pilot. Hi-jack is a term for taking over or commandeering the plane.
@pressureworks Жыл бұрын
For his first appearance on tv, he really knows how to present himself to the camera must have been practicing!
@Daemiex5 жыл бұрын
so im guessing there was only 4 people in the audience
@petercutler3136 Жыл бұрын
It was Bungle!!😂😂😂
@mreckes9967 Жыл бұрын
When you look up comic timing in the dictionary there's a photo of Tim Vine.
@vultan20003 жыл бұрын
Apparently scientists are looking into using chip shop fish as a new power source. Because they’re battery.
@Js5s14113 жыл бұрын
@mentaltoes Bit hard for him to come up with new ones everytime, to fill 5 minutes of material he would have to come up with 50 odd everytime.
@VinnieAndZach14 жыл бұрын
@superpumpernickel I honestly think he's gorgeous.
@DeckyStrikesBack14 жыл бұрын
Hes way funnier now
@alm21873 ай бұрын
Unhelpful and redundant: avoiding the question of why a specific woman is absent by saying she's a broad...
@AlexFearn14 жыл бұрын
woo im going to see him tonight in london!
@louisorleans455411 жыл бұрын
Cosmic, he said "something to do with television...". Looks a lot like Tom Verlaine here. Spooky......
@JollyGrahamАй бұрын
Shame but after all this time he’s run out of material. However there’s still the DVDs which are still funny despite being listened to many times. Thanks Tim for the laughter.
@Sephirosu91Plus11 жыл бұрын
Hmm, maybe, but Tim makes it an art form
@muninraven33273 жыл бұрын
Thankfully he's nothing like his brother! -_-
@stevemorris3710 Жыл бұрын
29 years forward and he's still using the same jokes. Still funny though.
@fuckamericanidiot14 жыл бұрын
not entirely, the candlelit dinner one was funny
@GinoZump13 жыл бұрын
@DeckyStrikesBack and faster
@deanmoncaster5 жыл бұрын
His roll neck and bobble jokes are copies of Tommy Cooper's camp and camper jokes.
@ianclarke36273 жыл бұрын
Bottle and a glass ,glass and a bottle .
@LivesInLibertyCity3 жыл бұрын
What we thinking? 1995?
@stewartwebb56992 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! And quite edgey!
@rockinrickyricardo425 жыл бұрын
I went up to a German barber and I said I'd like a shave. He said Yaass, I said No, Just my face
@Pooledogg9 жыл бұрын
This is OK but he still does the same jokes but with better delivery
@0wls2k8 жыл бұрын
Pooledogg His tours are brand new every year. Don't judge him on 4 min sets on TV...
@Pooledogg8 жыл бұрын
I'm not. I'm judging him on 20 years
@0wls2k8 жыл бұрын
So you've seen his tours in those 20 years? Brand new material every tour.
@MrLarryhoover4258 жыл бұрын
+0wls2k I saw an interview and he rights 3 jokes a day or something like that so yeah your totally right!
@goodrobotusses6 жыл бұрын
Does he post them to people now?
@henrikhyrup39953 жыл бұрын
"Flag hippo....??"
@pjay30283 жыл бұрын
He just points at random!
@LivesInLibertyCity2 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite is 'My marvellous Metronome'
@dantrizz11 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a ricky gervais opinion.
@vultan20003 жыл бұрын
I asked my friend ‘what new car did you get?’ He said ‘a little corsa’ so I growled ‘WHAT NEW CAR DID YOU GET?!’
@stephaniewaters17772 жыл бұрын
What's the punchline to the dandruff joke? It skips 2:24
@Fizzbuzz994Ай бұрын
"It doesn't, but I didn’t have any carpet shampoo."
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Жыл бұрын
He has improved a lot since that appearance
@Js5s14113 жыл бұрын
@aroundtheworlda "Hi jack" or as in HIJACK. As in a plan was being stolen.
@stewartnell3 жыл бұрын
Plane
@willdavey6570 Жыл бұрын
Is that Nicola sturgeon
@drtrustrum3 жыл бұрын
Has no-one pointed out that 'the steaks are too high' is an old Tommy Cooper Joke?
@dellzincht3 жыл бұрын
No, because it isn't.
@silverbullet83383 жыл бұрын
@@dellzincht v custard
@drtrustrum3 жыл бұрын
@@dellzincht Attributed to Tommy all over the web You can probably even find video of it on here.
@Hardysamnin15 жыл бұрын
So i went to the railway station and i said, "Can i have a ticket to Paris please" the man said "Eurostar?" i said "Well ive been on telly but im no Dean Martin" Watch "so i said to this bloke" if you haven't already, its epic.
@Girlypop34612 жыл бұрын
jim davidson :)
@ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS11 жыл бұрын
'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' ever heard of that phrase?
@kinsmansteve3 жыл бұрын
I've heard that phrase, yes. It isn't true.
@realPromotememedia3 жыл бұрын
It’s a thick persons response when they finally fall in but haven’t got a reply
@dilboy123416 жыл бұрын
ha ha classic stuff! I saw him two months ago and although hes brilliant its amazing he has got away with telling the same jokes for 14 years!!!
@realPromotememedia3 жыл бұрын
Yeah . . .bit like going to see a band really . . . Same old favourite hits . . . . Sandwiched between totally forgettable stuff.
@ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS11 жыл бұрын
that would be sarcasm
@robert85664 жыл бұрын
Confusious says man who walks thru airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
@tootsy11002 жыл бұрын
I used to fancy judy something rotten 🤤
@TheFogey1711 жыл бұрын
but sarcasm is used by the smart people to insult the dumb without them knowing, Simon Amstell does this the best and also David Mitchell
@fuckamericanidiot14 жыл бұрын
the hokey cokey gang.......painfully predictable
@MKShaggy198514 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is he is still doing the exact same jokes today - look at some of the other KZbin clips taken in the last few years.
@BS-jr3dl6 жыл бұрын
It's funny, that, mate, as I just checked a performance on Saturday Night Live from 1996. Now, you would expect just 2 years later he would be telling some of the same jokes; not one of the jokes here was used in that set. So, you're wrong.
@kevingreen37813 жыл бұрын
Still tell those same jokes today needs new material don’t you think
@Pwecko3 жыл бұрын
All these jokes will be new to some people. Some will be new to some people. Even some of those people who have heard them all before still enjoy hearing them. Like most comedians, I guess he keeps his new stuff for live performances.
@fuckthis812 жыл бұрын
No different to most stand ups. Peter Kay for instance
@brianparsons50265 жыл бұрын
oki koke gag brillant
@markillingworth19293 жыл бұрын
Really?
@yousurfer213 жыл бұрын
not bad for a first tv performance. He knows the jokes are bad that's why he looks at the audience in that way, reminds me of tommy cooper
@deanmoncaster5 жыл бұрын
He copied Tommy cooper in a couple of those..... The roll neck and bobble jokes
@stewartnell3 жыл бұрын
Been doing the same old act for decades
@spinynormanbest64103 жыл бұрын
Yeah puns
@LivesInLibertyCity2 жыл бұрын
Same style... Because that's his genre perhaps?? 🤔
@joshjayaratnasingam12 жыл бұрын
When I worked in the local library a man walked up to me and said, 'what are the odds on today's race?' I said, 'Sorry mate, but this is a library. The bookies is just around the corner.'
@deanmoncaster5 жыл бұрын
Erm... Thanks?
@jasonayres3 жыл бұрын
In the realm of What are hippies for? They hold up your leggies.
@williamyoung72045 ай бұрын
His jokes were pish then n still pish noo
@waynebennett77926 жыл бұрын
Zero stage presence
@tost69566 жыл бұрын
Incorrect
@chrisdonaghey57493 жыл бұрын
Wow that was bad 💤
@kramniboh11895 жыл бұрын
Awful.
@SubjectRandom216 жыл бұрын
Bloody awful. Argh, the cringe!
@tost69566 жыл бұрын
It great. How is it cringy???
@smhussain6212 жыл бұрын
Oh, man. This is terrible. These are the kinds of jokes I used to tell when I was 16. I grew out of that phase by 17. What? 149 likes, 8 dislikes. His last joke was at least passable.