TOTINO BOY!

[@aaronsibley]

this came out almost 6 years ago and I've had the phrase "feminine pizza bag" stuck in my head ever since

[@HomeSkillit]

There's alot of feminine pizza bags running around in 2020

[@aamanpour3630]

@@HomeSkillit lmaooooo

[@Tremmor500]

HHHAAAAAAAAMMAAAAAAAAHHH

[@skibbz0r]

PIZZA ROLL LAUNCHER

[@bokken138]

Yeah, I still catch myself on the cusp of saying out loud (and absentmindedly), "I put some rolls in my mouth" every so often.

[@Caun-88]

It's 2020 and I'm still part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it.

[@buyerofsorts]

Have you built a fort out of all the boxes yet?

[@ts4gv]

buyerofsorts i just got a Totino's AC unit installed last Tuesday in my Totino's box studio bunker bro

[@buyerofsorts]

No way! Is it true they use frozen pepperonis for the AC coils?

[@buyerofsorts]

@James Now bring them to Chop ( Formerly known as Chaz. ) and share them with your bros Dude! Fuck yeah Dude!!!

[@luiscsanchez5534]

Pedos

[@kerris.9337]

I loved going over this in advertising class. The look on my professors face was the best.

[@billgatesfauciouchie1696]

Yes share Kerri s.

[@kerris.9337]

@@panzerdriver this ad made it to Adoftheweek.com's Ad of the Day and so we watched it that night in class. Our professor was a strict/no bullshit kind of person and new to tim and erics work. I already liked their stuff and I already seen the ad and so me and a few classmates just watched her reaction the whole time. It was a mix between confusion, dumbfoundedness and total what the fuck lol. I cant remember exactly what she said but we had a discussion about how its become its own style to be super random, make no sense and be badly put together. YOU could sit there and say 'this is fucking terrible' but thats the style of it, thats the point, youre talking about it and you'll remember it when you see the product. She found it funny but still bewildered by it but could understand it from a marketing perspective. As it hit totinos targeted demographic. Then another guy and I had to remind her of Quiznos 2004 we live the subs campaign [i think by rathergood? ] with the 'its so terrible yet it works' art style. It was kind of left off there but the whole night you could hear people imitating hard rock joe and it became one persons ringtone so youd hear the bass every now and then to remind the professor rofl

[@kerris.9337]

@@billgatesfauciouchie1696 haha, shared its down below in the comment thread

[@BenoHourglass]

@Higgs Bonbon It wasn't for NordVPN it was for Raid: Shadow Legends. Unless he's done the skit more than once.

[@murderc27]

@Kerri s. thank you for existing and making that situation possible.

[@masterhuhwhat]

this is corporate bs. im into the punk pizza scene BRO

[@madamebutterfly851]

Lmao!!!!!

[@Noobtacular91]

masterhuhwhat I remember seeing totino boy in the 80s with black flag and the germs. They tasted much better back then

[@dustinmartin9]

I would actually cry if this popped up as a super bowl commercial

[@almightybones3335]

Dustin Martin hell yeah that would rock that joint lmao

[@elijahdaniel8058]

Henry

[@markg999]

If I was ever super rich you would get your wish.

[@TheBenjaman]

Wasn't this actually shown on television as an add

[@franzpanz]

@@TheBenjaman I hope so

[@jordannelson7911]

"I'm all about that hardcore punk scene"- proceeds to play funk

[@GooseGumlizzard]

its a speech impediment you didn't have to bring attention to it

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

@@GooseGumlizzard sounds like a racist to me

[@NG..]

The more hardcore you go into the punk scene the more it sounds like funk, that’s just how hardcore he his.

[@michaelj8582]

YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE BS I’M INTO PUNK PIZZA ROLLS

[@neonfroot]

yep

[@voxlvalyx]

Remember; somebody at Totino's had to approve this.

[@felosi]

***** I doubt that, Tim and Eric rule. not to mention Hard Rock Joe is the coolest punk rocker there is

[@VittamarFasuthAkbin]

***** source?

[@lucidstranger]

it's making me want to only buy totinos, just wait until I get paid baby! WOOOO!

[@naaat5569]

Totino's actually paid them to make it.

[@VittamarFasuthAkbin]

Naaat source?

[@NicholasNRG]

it's like they recorded a brainstorming session, threw everything they said into a script and just rolled with it

[@BurgertubeFounder]

I put some rolled in my mouth.

[@rachelanondson569]

Is this your first Tim & Eric experience?

[@DaNewWrksOfMeh]

that's how ya do it

[@BoxesOfFoxes]

+Beautiful Brogre were all winners, thanks to totinos pizza rolls

[@ClassALiving]

ya hit the nail on the head

[@SusieUndertale]

The wildest part about this video is that it's only 3 minutes long I feel like I'm embarking on a 2 hour cinematic epic each time I click play

[@neonfroot]

the magic of editing

[@joeybeann]

No you didnt

[@xXMapleVodkaXx]

@@joeybeann your mother

[@terryeubanks8797]

Each time I finish this video, I feel like I've aged 10 years. I'm 420 years old now.

[@marcelltoing8363]

The video is 3 minutes long, but it felt like 10

[@shaolinotter]

Do NoT AdJuSt YoUr MoNiToR so much content

[@brennanneaton3062]

In the best way possible

[@springinyourstep3188]

It's pure cringe.

[@ModMokkaMatti]

10 what? Decades?

[@Bishop000]

It really did

[@andrewnagengast2349]

I think the thing I love most about this video is just how much effort they went through to make it so abnormally fucked up. From making copied video clips of themselves to make 3 tims and 3 erics, to imposing their mouths onto their eyes, and then clever looping of sound clips or small video clips. It's so immature, yet so professional.

[@JTYooper]

+Andrew Nagengast LoL, well written! I admire their 'bizarro world' creativity...

[@Saltassault]

+Andrew Nagengast hello stump man yu need to vbak off ok totino is mine3 and u r baby kata waaa waaa

[@ronyronald8112]

I'm afraid you didn't get the reference here. LoL means League of Legends among ''gamers''. It's slang on the internet. The More You Know...

[@Saltassault]

Rony Ronald i like gamer

[@JTYooper]

Rony Ronald Okay...

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

There's three things I love in life: My Mamma Mia Party pizza Totino boy

[@ultrixsoma2736]

I put some rolls in my mouth

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

You have chosen wisely son. The mare is but a wild horse; but the pizza will never leave you.

[@paxmule]

"My wife, my guillotines, and my sweet bean garden."

[@ThePsho]

​@@paxmulelol nice

[@johnd9357]

I feel like I'm being held at gun point while I watch this.

[@thyred3167]

Held at pizza roll launcher

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

Yes please 😋😋😋😋

[@snakeseverywhere3256]

True

[@averythesuperhero]

You are

[@cadenmckinney8551]

I'm the 666th like on this comment

[@GuilhermeVass]

"Here's a punk song that I wrote for Totino's pizza rolls!" *Happiest song ever starts playing*

[@sandmaneyes]

Not even punk

[@SurfinKiRecordsTV]

Like punk bass!

[@Yumbles2point0]

YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE. BS IM INTO PUNK PIZZA ROLLS WITH TOTINOS!

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

@@garrettdodgen3771 the new wave movement in a nutshell

[@braedenarchambault9687]

PIZZA SAX

[@btbwilkinson]

Tennessee's delivery of "Pizza Totino's Boy" is still the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[@sethdrouin3871]

Yeah he really nailed that one

[@Joe-mi8uv]

The pizza freak

[@JTCGiantz56]

How in the hell does a writers room even work with the tim and eric show? How does a group of people even begin discussing all of this shit.

[@ianturnbow7011]

+JTCGiantz56 They get really baked for the initial concepts and huff nitrous for editing inspiration. Is this not common knowledge..?

[@Kap3z1]

+JTCGiantz56 Well it's all made in editing.

[@Sacrifice117]

Kap3z1 you mean there arent really giant floating bags of totinos pizza rolls when i play chess? the fuck is this bullshit false advertising

[@Kap3z1]

+Derp Derples Haha yep, but no seriously I think the writing process is basically: ''Lets just film something stupid and make it funny in editing.''

[@mrdlore1]

+JTCGiantz56 They sit down with a big bag of mushrooms, and then it pretty much writes itself.

[@superdumpfback4041]

Hard Rock Joe is so authentic with his animated guitar and pitched voice

[@ekathe85]

Haters gonna say he's not actually playing bass

[@AM-gc4yd]

@@ekathe85 how comes? He is so natural with his punk mosh

[@allisonmueller6234]

I fucking love how the "punk" riff is something straight out of Seinfeld hahahaha

[@6B26asyGKDo]

I just think you simply don't understand hardcore punk

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

I think this is the first time an ad has worked on me in years. I'm seriously going to buy totino's pizza rolls next time I'm out.

[@LadySpace_888]

same.

[@televisionandcheese]

Is totino's pizza roll real?

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

television and cheese ...Yes.

[@vishnuv.7807]

how did you know

[@shaolinotter]

Funny Valentine *ziiip*

[@SuperVideoSpoon]

I'm part of the Totinos lifestyle, I'll admit it.

[@reviewsonspot1204]

+Mammoth Man I heard that right before I read this.

[@danny8225]

Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret. I am. Pizza totino b o y.

[@birinnegan766]

No

[@theseconds6373]

I had to make it 666 likes

[@JackSamuels]

Every few weeks or so a little voice in my head says “I put some roooolls in my mouth” and I must watch this video again

[@davidfloren5339]

If you like rolls in your mouth, you'll love T&E doing the Rollos song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWOUaHV-h8xnkK8

[@spacekitt.n]

WERE ALL WINNERS THANKS TO TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS

[@marceloadelar]

the trifecta of tim, eric and doug lussenhop at its best

[@Megadextrious]

Omg samesies

[@spacekitt.n]

@@Megadextrious im part of the totinos lifestyle, i'll admit it

[@ihopethisworks3471]

I love how they edit the box of Totinos into Tim's hand he could have just held an actual box.

[@MikelosM]

+ihopethisworks34 That would mean that they would have had to buy that nasty shit

[@ihopethisworks3471]

+MikelosM but they have an ACTUAL BOX other places in the video, it's just fantastic

[@chaseefranklin]

and how they are standing in a green screen kitchen when they couldve just used a real kitchen lol

[@raptyrn1290]

+ihopethisworks34 That's the brilliance behind Tim and Eric. Superimpose everything.

[@renbelmont]

Tim and Eric in a nutshell

[@peterpresutti4064]

Tim and Eric are the most important people who ever lived

[@partykrew666]

...that's a bit of an understatement

[@peraltaman]

Your humor stays likes a 5yr old

[@jossephskeyblade9198]

They’re pedos smh

[@spazzwazzle]

@@peraltaman Sounds like you don't understand the humor

[@samwoodson9603]

@@jossephskeyblade9198 you’re one

[@nickynick9800]

This needs to go into the film archives as culturally and historically significant

[@ChillhopMusic]

The best worst thing on the internet

[@madelainerowley8854]

But what about too many cooks😢

[@madelainerowley8854]

+MAMN OF SAUCE yes😂

[@BurgertubeFounder]

Best thing*

[@KT-cz7rm]

I'm surprised totinos put this out. I didn't know they had anything to do with hardcore punk either. Learn something nude everyday.

[@flahoo2807]

This is life in its purest form.

[@JonSudano]

I watched this and now somehow I have a 16% stake in Totino's stock. Thanks, Totino Boy!

[@joikcgjfig427]

That's Pizza Totinos Boy. At least that's what somebody once told me

[@richardjohnson7379]

Oh fuck it’s that guy

[@BrucknerMotet]

@Nicholas Boss it's free pizza estate.

[@davidfloren5339]

Now all you have to do is base a new e-currency on your stockpile of actual totinos pizza rolls. Call it Bite-Coin.

[@davidfloren5339]

@@BrucknerMotet shhh! This info is for Jim Boonie ONLY!

[@patrickburns7261]

I’ve watched this 600 times and I just noticed they switch bodies at 2:27

[@kylerichard7459]

Brainwashingly subtle, very clever boys.

[@Wakish0069]

Dude, same here. Mind blown

[@livingasagoat1301]

And immediately at 2:29 you have nightmare fuel.

[@ekathe85]

Personally I think 2:31 is way scarier

[@m3mphis_chick944]

HAHAHAHAH

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

Lyrics: Hard Rock Joe: "Hey! My name's 'Hard Rock Joe', and I hope you like punk music because here's a punk song that I wrote for Totino's Pizza Rolls." (Music begins to play) Singing: "Totino's, Totino's..." Tim: "(censored) start the music right!" Singing: "Totino's, Totino's, How did you know? Totino's, (Bass lick)o's, everybody's talking 'bout Totino's, Totino's, hot pizza rolls. They're not burritos, burritos." Eric: "Thank you" Tim and Eric together: "Feminine pizza bag!" Tim: "Aaybuah!" Ruth Carr: "Wanna go nuts? Come to my place and see a pizza roll!" Tim: "Hi, everybody. My name is Tim Heidecker." Eric: "And I'm Eric Wareheim." Tim: "Hey, Eric. Do you know what my name is?" Eric: "Absolutely, you just told us. Tim Heidecker." Tim: "Wrong! I'm Totino the Pizza Boy! Hee hee hee!" Tennessee Luke: "Hi. I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret. I am Pizza Totino's boy." Tim: "Ch.... Checkmate." Hard Rock Joe: "We're all winners thanks to Totino's Pizza Rolls." Tim and Eric together: "Pizza chess!" Hard Rock Joe: "You can keep all that corporate b.s.! I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's!" Tim: "There comes a time when you need a meal quick." Eric: "But you want a snack with a spicy kick." Tim: "You can bake 'em in the oven or the microwave." Eric: "Think about the all the time you saved!" Hard Rock Joe: "Punk mosh!" Tim and Eric together: "Pizza Valentine!" Tennessee Luke: "I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it." Eric: "There's 3 things I love in life: my mama mia, party pizzas, Totino Boy." Tim: "I can't get enough of Totino's Pizza Rolls. I put 'em in my mouth 5 times a day. I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth." Eric: "Pizza rolls." Tim: "I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth." Tim and Eric together: "Pizza roll launcher!" Eric: "I feed you in the morning." (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "I feed you at lunch" (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "I feed you at dinner." (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Ugh!" Singing: "Totino's, Totino's, How did you know? Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout" Tim and Eric together: "Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's.." Tim: "Whoo!" Tim and Eric together: "Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! (Fades underneath)" Hard Rock Joe: "I'm talking about the original hardcore punk scene. That's what I'm all about, like punk bass. (Bass solo) And pizza rollsaah!" Tim and Eric say "Whoo!" and "Yeah!" at the same time... Tim: "...feel like we're coming up with ideas." Eric: "Ok, let's do it. Let's jag." Tim: "The Pretzel Boys." Eric: "Mustard Face!" Tim: "Yeah, hahaha. Uh... Pretzel Brothers.

[@dylaninpieces2]

That's the whole transcript. :)

[@BURN1NGx1NS1D3]

HannibalOrJustRex you have wayyyy too much free time.

[@gh0st-friend]

This is what I call dedication

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

It obviously wasn't "free". I had a job to do and I didn't stop until it was completed. Jk, if I remember correctly I was at home sick with some kind of throwing up disease and did this as a weird fever dream induced experiment. Anyone who read the original post should probably sterilize their hands just to be safe.

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

@@HannibalOrJustRex You even did part of the thumbnail audio for an episode of The GoPro Show at the end. Crazy shit.

[@JasminLeblanc]

That fucking song is stuck in my head.

[@quitepipe]

+JasminLeblanc It didn't even fucking start right

[@dambit]

totinos totinos pizza rolls, there not borritos borritos. stuck in my head for days dont feel alone

[@untilitookanarrow]

+JasminLeblanc TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW, TOTINOS TOTINOS, EVERYBODYS TALKING BOUT, TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOT PIZZA ROLLS, THEY'RE NOT BURRITOS BURRITOS.

[@MrBrianBpaul]

How did they know????

[@WatchoutNSG]

I love how Tennessee just spews gold at every take

[@maloneandsloan2137]

He’s a pizza freak!

[@ethan5354]

"You can keep all that corporate BS" im dead

[@MikelosM]

+Ethan Ton I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's

[@jbonestrauss3312]

punk mosh

[@aaronhauth8880]

RIP +Ethan Ton

[@zachariahstovall1744]

haha

[@danko6279]

+Aaron Hauth Riperonis

[@mrhyde112OI]

YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE.... BS.... I AM into PUNK-PIZZA ROLLS... with TOTINOS

[@mariopikaman1]

The culmination of corporate sponsorships, the best Sonic game in years, one channel that refused to give up on a joke and the hot pizza rolls that we all love finally culminates into Totino's Mania Happy anniversary Sonic Mania, here's to many years of quality Sonic and Totino's Pizza Rolls

[@b2j135]

2020 is WILD my man of culture

[@theneonpython]

i can't get "totinos, totinos, how did you knoooow" out of my head

[@RyanBednarzPiano]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA i guess the commercial worked

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

+Shanelololol it's stuck in my head as well, however, hell would sooner freeze over before I would eat one of these nasty things. So I guess it didn't work, or maybe it did. I don't know what the fuck they were trying to do with this monstrosity. It's pretty fantastic though.

[@MsHojat]

+ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA Take it with you wherever you go so that you can share it with others: soundcloud.com/totinos-1/totinos-totinos-how-did-you-know

[@dylaninpieces2]

The track was removed.

[@randocalzone8772]

You should stay away from Sonic Mania high quality rips then

[@spacevillainy]

Punk's not dead

[@brandosuperstar]

Pizza's not dead - Punk Tortinos pizza boy

[@aaronmarks9366]

Awesome pfp

[@OmegaRedFan]

You can keep all of that corporate BS!

[@rajavlitra]

BAKE EM ALL WORLD IS A FUCK

[@Bhazor]

We can all live forever thanks to totinos pizza rolls.

[@Terribleathletes]

Hi I'm Tennessee a pizza freak

[@acerola3576]

me me im a pizza man!

[@indahood1108]

And I am... Pizza Totino's Boy

[@davidfloren5339]

@@acerola3576 I'm a boatman and a pizza roll man. Now all I need to do is find a licensed lube man!

[@violetbowie4567]

WANNA GO NUTS? COME TO MY PLACE AND SEE A PIZZA ROLL.

[@mr.jewishxenomorph549]

Best sentence, like... Ever.

[@Ryanbashaw91]

I'll be there

[@cotychaney8769]

why

[@dariusandrosio]

+Dr. Baphomet Brimstone technically, 2 sentences, but who gives a fuckin rat's ass... lets go nuts!

[@masterhuhwhat]

sell out!

[@tjacksondolph4026]

..I AM ..PIZZA ..TOTINOS BOY

[@keiprissmith2705]

2:02 pretty sure the line: “ i put some rolls in my mouth” inspired WAP

[@ryanjackson5463]

Oh shoot.

[@broccolycowboy3016]

I added this my funeral playlist.

[@feindmaster0249]

@@billyewins5482 yea he ded

[@Tretrebonghits]

This is what I plan on playing while getting the noose ready. 👌

[@drakeisacake]

Ad this instead kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX2zXmZpfdyJj5Y

[@RockyMtnFuzz]

"Petite Feet" better be on that funeral playlist there bud.

[@TheInflicted]

Who wants a pizza roll? Send me an e-mail if you want a pizza roll. Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.

[@iDukeByrne]

me please

[@Gundogcox24]

Hmu

[@astralacuity]

I would like a pizza-wroll por favor mi amigaa

[@splifforddoobois3170]

SpooGETTah

[@eastendthug]

I only purchase my pizza rolls from Plinket

[@pasteleptic]

"Want to go nuts? Come to my place, and see a pizza roll!" Many would consider these words simple, a quick gag to make you chuckle. After I roared on the floor laughing at the absurdity, a seed was planted in my mind. What if, perchance, this was foreshadowing into the Totino's lifestyle? Could it be a codeword, or merely, even something as simple as flat out telling us things like peanut pizza rolls were becoming reality? Could it be soylent green? I haven't stopped eating Totino's since my first pizza roll party. I didn't want the feeling to leave - the perfect amount of cheese and sauce. You see, once you go Totino's, you never simply go back.

[@wobertlewis9857]

Yes

[@yodelingburrito6789]

Yes

[@sugarlessmfkr]

Yes

[@aschemusicreations]

Tim and Eric's supporting cast are genuinely the most unsettling looking humans alive.

[@huletnadof313]

Too many pizza rolls in their diet for way too many years.

[@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533]

Just put a cute backpack on them and they'll look approachable

[@ScarletSM]

How could you say that? Imagine being called the most unsettling human alive!

[@eltiolavara9]

no offense or anything but you must not have gone outside a lot if you think these people look super weird

[@vsaucemichaelhere3409]

@@eltiolavara9 I mean their heads are literally modified in post so yeah they look pretty fucking unsettling lmao

[@brendanheavin5276]

Tim and Eric could've saved the Sonic 25th anniversary party

[@BoreBone]

Sonic Mania saved it.

[@june4135]

+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why do you have 100+ subs but no content?

[@BoreBone]

Sohn Jmith because im actual shit

[@brendanheavin5276]

***** It was one of those things that was better live, I think. It's been a long time, so I don't exactly remember; but the stream was handled pretty badly. Plus, there was just a slight tinge of awkwardness in its presentation.

[@BoreBone]

***** The stream sucked. There was that awful buzzing that made you want to rip your ears off.

[@xxheadblenderxx4897]

Never knew that character from Pizza Tower Game named Pizza Boy who’s was also named Totino just referenced that guy in this video.

[@Marshydarshy]

Originally I was going to say this song wasn't punk, but now I understand the whole video is the song. Very abstract noise, very post-punk. Props.

[@hughjanus3798]

Actually, it's neo post-steam punk.

[@TheMaxman96]

Hugh Janus Post-neo-avant-garde- math-punk-industrial-folk-thrashcore With a distinct shoegaze influence.

[@hughjanus3798]

Max Rosenbloom LOL! Math-punk??!!

[@hughjanus3798]

***** LOL!

[@JanitorPride2]

Not punk?! Did you hear that rockin' bass line?!

[@BoboDoboRobo]

the reverb fucks me up every time

[@donaaji5111]

woo!

[@variancewithin]

THat tail is so long too! It's amazing!

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

ethereal and eerie, which is just right to put me in the mood for pizza rolls.

[@ifuritto]

tut-

[@jabbyjojo]

w o o o

[@loganperry]

I love that Hard Rock Joe prefaced the song by describing it as punk and in reality it's a lovecraftian fusion of synth-pop, cartoon sound effects, and a free-jazz sax solo from Eric.

[@shrub8644]

Not to mention it was supposed to be anti-corporate yet he's advertising Totino's

[@mattsawatzky5165]

@shrub lmao

[@trashpandaqc]

that first transition from him talking it up to synth-pop is probably the funniest part to me

[@Markell1991]

Yeah it's punk; he doesn't conform to your non-pizza roll music conventions.

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

@@shrub8644 I guess rich punks like you can afford dominos pizza an blink 182 cd's

[@FranklyNorman]

This is actually the most effective ad I’ve ever seen. I am literally putting on my shoes to go to the store right now to buy pizza rolls.

[@dannyvestal299]

Pizza rolls make me fart!

[@alexandraw2341]

You must be a soft touch

[@killerxpanda3267]

I saw this years ago and I wanted pizza rolls so while I was at the store this video was in my head and now I'm eating them while watching

[@panchoverde5078]

Do you know what is Purple Boys?

[@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533]

You're shoes are probably Velcro and you don't have to tie them, I on the other hand and barefoot and already own pizza rolls

[@SlimeSeason4]

The editing on tim and eric is second to none

[@SpooksMcGhie]

None to second

[@JeffFromYouTube]

Vic Berger and Vera Drew are the best.

[@foxbutterfly-eden8715]

I heard T&E say that “Danny” edited this. Idk who Danny is but he’s phenomenal

[@passtheawksshow]

"You can KEEP that COPRORATE B.S." is a quote that runs through my mind every day at work. Can't wait to use it when I put in my two weeks notice.

[@mdl3377]

I gotta watch this once a month to keep sane.

[@who_is_Isaac]

I am so sorry

[@RD1R]

@@who_is_Isaac FEMININE PIZZA BAG

[@florian1523]

Im into the pizza rolls life style. I'll admit it.

[@WolfeSpeider]

I'm glad Totino's is appealing to all the Pizza Freaks out there.

[@jmcwd]

+WolfeSpeider nice layne staley profile pic

[@hunterdavis3003]

Did anyone else get "the purple boys" commercial?

[@mr-meek]

Hunter Davis I did, and it was amaze!!!!

[@Sanctifires]

yeah

[@Sanctifires]

they did one for Charter 10 years ago too. not very good, not weird enough

[@lochrine-8432]

Hunter Davis yep

[@edgargonzalez1161]

Yeah hahahaha

[@Knulppage]

I've been saving this video for years. I watched 29 seconds of it and I will save it for later. It's like a fine bottle of champagne I will watch on a special day.

[@Knulppage]

fuck it I watched it. How did you know? totino's totino's everybody's talkin'bout Totino's

[@Nate0514]

Punk as fuck.

[@bignibba9638]

+Leftover Crack 21!! 21!!

[@craig7152]

+Ilan Begon Funy meme XDDD Hiarlous and orignal!!!!!XDDD #meemees

[@bignibba9638]

Horkins #yomemesaintdank

[@craig7152]

tokyo tea Yeah, I wish.

[@thisismyname3928]

That dude's cranium is going to haunt my dreams.

[@sohcoh3432]

possibly the best commercial ever made.

[@eden2esthar]

90% of Tim and Eric sketches feel like fever dreams I'm ok with that

[@disbitchbouttocatchthesegl4811]

I'm talkin about the original hardcore punk scene, that's what I'm all about like *punk bass* and pizza rolls

[@heavydoctor7243]

This is probably the most important video on youtube

[@imsolittt8595]

WOOAhhhh

[@AM-gc4yd]

and your is the most important comment on the net

[@robertiddon]

Oh Mama!

[@anarchohelenism]

The last thing I expected in a pizza roll commercial is an old man with an auto-tuned voice talking about the punk scene while playing a cutout of a bass guitar.

[@serireicanon]

I would donate lots of cold hard cash to see this shit air at the superbowl ad-time. LOTS OF MONEY.

[@birinnegan766]

Hi our lives are you doing today is the best thing ever is when you get a

[@cheechicana]

It's a little bit better than usual but I think it's a lot of people with the same thing as a descriptive

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, all ads should be made by Tim & Eric.

[@carkindozin]

Dopamine i don’t know how many Totino rolls and purple mattresses I’ve purchases as a direct result of these ads but its in the hundreds

[@postwar142]

Yeah id actually enjoy commercials and not skip or down vote them

[@Malkmusianful]

Absolut Totino's Pizza-flavored Vodka

[@mustardtigre1558]

"Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret I AM... Pizza... Totino's... Boy." Years later and this has aged like fine wine to me. That guy always manages to deliver every line perfectly unnaturally.

[@WatchoutNSG]

Tennessee is gold

[@DagothChad]

this is some damn fine advertizing. if make this a actualy comercial i would buy them just for that

[@dln.sweeney]

It's already an actualy comercial

[@hughjanus3798]

I want an Totino's Pizza Roll, now with more an toppings.

[@DagothChad]

is it on tv then?

[@dln.sweeney]

Are the ads you see before youtube videos on TV?

[@DagothChad]

just youtube. i dont have cable

[@RichKnight36]

I'm part of the Titinos' lifestyle, I'll admit it.

[@KayteePhilly]

Wooo!

[@zinksflame]

+Kaytee Philly Yeah!

[@hearmth6618]

🍈🍈

[@edge247]

Some say Pizza Totino's Boy still exists, and is out there to this day.

[@meghan6438]

Still puttin some rolls in his mouth

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

Vomiting im sure 🤮 stomach cancer alien baby growing inside intestines.

[@TehSkullKid]

I know they keep on "reimagining" it over and over, but I'm honestly really liking this new direction they're taking sonic the hedgehog.

[@davysmith1934]

Dude, you gotta check out terminal montage, there's another totinos reference in there :D

[@RobbyBabes]

My cousin played this at my uncles wedding, it was on the projector screen for everyone to see! The priceless wedding cake was swapped for a hill of pizza rolls and we had LITERALLY nothing to drink but Mountain Dew and water! Guests found the video funny for a moment because they were under the impression the actors were family and friends. He can pull this shit at Fester's Feast but not at a wedding...I have this Totino Boy ad on video because the camera guy thought it was a good idea to film it. It's literally 75% of everything he recorded that day...

[@ahhoy9179]

Rob N Fester's Feast? My best friend Tony bought me a skeleton key for the occasion this year.

[@Skutfarkusacarcus]

***** No he said he got it on Bluray which i thought was a console to play movies. I have no idea what Blu_ray is.

[@Skutfarkusacarcus]

Send me the link because I have no idea what Blu_ray is supposed to mean haha.

[@666Nietzschie]

You can keep all that corporate B.S...Im into PUNK pizza rolls with TOTINO's!

[@scojo1382]

I think you have a good case here.

[@Vinkie]

Somehow I carry this burden with me every day...

[@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533]

Baha will lighten the load

[@PerkinsVR]

my second day of working at a corporate pizza shop was a 12 hour closing shift, when i finally got to bed at 2 am, i just layed there for an hour, trying to suppress the soreness in my legs while i muttered over and over again, "i am... pizza... totino's... boy"

[@jbonestrauss3312]

haha I've been say I am pizza totinos boy alot too

[@sini1428]

+SgtPerkins Funniest comment I have read in a very long time.

[@MilkDestroyer]

I have to rewatch this every few months ever since this was uploaded. It's. So. Good.

[@tendoqueen9692]

This is literally the inside of my brain when I play Pizza Tower, God's perfect game

[@bruhbenton]

still can't get over the fact that Pizzahead's actual name is fucking Totino.

[@tendoqueen9692]

@@bruhbenton I know!! DEEPEST LORE

[@falkuistion]

i watch this video everyday

[@TheoryTheory2222]

mars, earth, venus, jupiter.... uhhh....

[@cake6476]

This video is on a level of irony beyond human understanding

[@falkuistion]

***** same

[@what7psp]

Very normal

[@jtronnie8414]

I watch it 5 times a day. During the 5 times a day I put some rolls in my mouth.

[@darkmoon_king]

"here's a punk rock song" >queue pop/dance track

[@MsHojat]

+Badfish3288 It's actually called slap guitar, commonly used in funk music (also some others such as jazz or soul)

[@darkmoon_king]

the technique is called slap BASS. you don't ever slap a guitar. and I was talking about the backing track, not the bass riffs.

[@pancakeycakes]

+Badfish3288 oh so it's ok to slap a BASS but not a GUITAR?? #sexism

[@darkmoon_king]

if you dont drop the attitude im gonna slap a chop on that ass

[@pancakeycakes]

u can't slap yr troubles away

[@themalpracticefan3385]

I have been watching Tim and Eric since they had skits online. I've never shared any of my humor with my dad as he was a serious working class guy. I remember when this commercial aired and I stifled laughter as he flatly responded to the TV, "...the f*ck is this weiiird shit?!"

[@mathew_maldonado]

How has it been 4 years?? You can still keep all that corporate BS. I'm still in to punk pizza rolls with Totinos.

[@philpyung4831]

When Tim said "I'm Totino the Pizza Boy", I lost it. I don't know why, but I love that guy. What he said isn't even fucking funny, it's the way he said it. I can't put my finger on it.

[@Karlier2d2]

This video never gets old

[@frankliam35]

almost forgot to watch this today

[@seamusboyd]

totinos "hey, Tim and Eric sent us the ad we hired them to make!" *watches ad "fuck."

[@jaygorny]

Top 3 bass players ever: 1. Flea 2. Geddy Lee 3. Hard Rock Joe

[@paxmule]

NO, yes, and NO.

[@jaygorny]

@@paxmule yes, no, and yes?

[@bruser7770]

Flea is number one. Went to a concert recently and it was awesome

[@princeapoopoo5787]

yes yes and yes

[@JamesWebster]

My girlfriend got me some Totino's rolls AND a pizza valentine card for valentine's day, but she didn't put the rolls in a heart-shaped box, soooooo I dumped her.

[@BurgertubeFounder]

Really? She didn't put some rolls in your mouth?

[@KiriakosVilchez]

+lady space Lmfao what?!?!?! Gotta love the comment section.

[@birinnegan766]

lady space That was literally the only comment on this video that you got at least one like, bitch.

[@LadySpace_888]

Damn. Wasn't trying to get likes. Was just saying this guys comment was funny in a roundabout way. Sorry to rain on your parade bois. Now go to hell.

[@televisionandcheese]

Fair enough.

[@wowm8]

Totino's, Totino's How did you know? Totino's, Totino's Everybody's talkin bout Totino's, Totino's Pizza rolls They're not burritos, borritos

[@liaezse7247]

your username makes me hate everything,canada does not like you america

[@doyachili]

this feels like a ytp and i love it

[@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191]

mom, dad, i have something to tell you, it's not going to be easy, but i while i was away i had an experience and, well... i am... pizza totino's boy

[@drcrowley7526]

slighted suture “It’s ok, we love you wether your a Totino’s pizza boy or not, you’re still our son. We hope you’re happy in your new pizza life”

[@RichKnight36]

Why didn't this air on TV? It totally represents everything Totino pizza means to me.

[@SuperSayajim]

Due to this video, now anytime I'm in a business meeting I'm tempted to tell my employees/clients that they can keep all that corporate BS, I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's!

[@EricTheCleric93]

This seriously made my week. This is top-notch, classic Tim and Eric.

[@Kokose]

I PUT SOME ROLLS IN MY MOUTH

[@Markell1991]

Aleksandra Michałowska WOO

[@BriahnAznable]

RIP circular Totino’s, I will NEVER forget or forgive

[@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526]

If this was a real commercial, I would never stop buying Totino's pizza rolls.

[@charlesclaypoole2878]

It IS a real commercial

[@One3673241]

It kind of is. Just online.

[@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526]

Hmm...I guess it is. Time to go to Walmart!

[@DrLeckon]

It was a sponcered ad n adultswim but is still consirded a sketch

[@kylebowles6197]

Its always good to go onto a Tim and Eric video and the people in the comments actually GET IT. Nothing peevez me out more than a person who watches something like this and scratches their heads like "wut the fork". Heres a puzzler for ya, how does a person like that deal with reality itself if they can't even comprehend Totino's. They dont, they to busy payn attention to the fact I used a purriod instead of a question merk

[@viljamtheninja]

ur so cool and intlectshul for getting tim and eric

[@Prolo4Life]

@@viljamtheninja who's tim and eric?

[@an3582]

Tims Meltdown as soon as the Song starts is one of the best things ever.

[@daniellay8872]

Tim’s angry screaming at the beginning sounds very genuine

[@DrShaym]

_Star Wars: The Phantom Menace_ is the most disappointing thing since my son.

[@ChndrBng]

+Dr Shaym And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequels is that they'll be around. Forever.

[@DrShaym]

+Gabriella Farinelli They will never go away. They can never be undone.

[@josuegzz4425]

+Dr Shaym leave a comment on this webzone and I'll send you a pizza roll

[@thisismyname3928]

Get ready for Star Wars movies every year from now until you die, fuckers!!!

[@TheUltimateCow]

What's wrong with your faaaaaccce?

[@nottherealdonaldtrump4750]

Still waiting for the final showdown between Totino the Pizza Boy and his arch nemesis Pizza Totino's boy

[@Malkmusianful]

so Tim and Tennessee Luke fighting each other on the decommissioned Beef House set?

[@jeremiahblum7833]

I'm usually not into punk but this is awesome

[@honeybabou6119]

"Guys, when you do our ad, be sure to mention the name of the brand."

[@ekathe85]

LOL that must have been the only directive they had