this came out almost 6 years ago and I've had the phrase "feminine pizza bag" stuck in my head ever since
@HomeSkillit4 жыл бұрын
There's alot of feminine pizza bags running around in 2020
@aamanpour36304 жыл бұрын
@@HomeSkillit lmaooooo
@Tremmor5004 жыл бұрын
HHHAAAAAAAAMMAAAAAAAAHHH
@skibbz0r4 жыл бұрын
PIZZA ROLL LAUNCHER
@bokken1384 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I still catch myself on the cusp of saying out loud (and absentmindedly), "I put some rolls in my mouth" every so often.
@Caun-884 жыл бұрын
It's 2020 and I'm still part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it.
@buyerofsorts4 жыл бұрын
Have you built a fort out of all the boxes yet?
@ts4gv4 жыл бұрын
buyerofsorts i just got a Totino's AC unit installed last Tuesday in my Totino's box studio bunker bro
@buyerofsorts4 жыл бұрын
No way! Is it true they use frozen pepperonis for the AC coils?
@buyerofsorts4 жыл бұрын
@James Now bring them to Chop ( Formerly known as Chaz. ) and share them with your bros Dude! Fuck yeah Dude!!!
@luiscsanchez55344 жыл бұрын
Pedos
@kerris.93374 жыл бұрын
I loved going over this in advertising class. The look on my professors face was the best.
@billgatesfauciouchie16964 жыл бұрын
Yes share Kerri s.
@kerris.93374 жыл бұрын
@@panzerdriver this ad made it to Adoftheweek.com's Ad of the Day and so we watched it that night in class. Our professor was a strict/no bullshit kind of person and new to tim and erics work. I already liked their stuff and I already seen the ad and so me and a few classmates just watched her reaction the whole time. It was a mix between confusion, dumbfoundedness and total what the fuck lol. I cant remember exactly what she said but we had a discussion about how its become its own style to be super random, make no sense and be badly put together. YOU could sit there and say 'this is fucking terrible' but thats the style of it, thats the point, youre talking about it and you'll remember it when you see the product. She found it funny but still bewildered by it but could understand it from a marketing perspective. As it hit totinos targeted demographic. Then another guy and I had to remind her of Quiznos 2004 we live the subs campaign [i think by rathergood? ] with the 'its so terrible yet it works' art style. It was kind of left off there but the whole night you could hear people imitating hard rock joe and it became one persons ringtone so youd hear the bass every now and then to remind the professor rofl
@kerris.93374 жыл бұрын
@@billgatesfauciouchie1696 haha, shared its down below in the comment thread
@BenoHourglass4 жыл бұрын
@Higgs Bonbon It wasn't for NordVPN it was for Raid: Shadow Legends. Unless he's done the skit more than once.
@murderc274 жыл бұрын
@Kerri s. thank you for existing and making that situation possible.
@masterhuhwhat8 жыл бұрын
this is corporate bs. im into the punk pizza scene BRO
@madamebutterfly8515 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!!!
@Noobtacular914 жыл бұрын
masterhuhwhat I remember seeing totino boy in the 80s with black flag and the germs. They tasted much better back then
@dustinmartin98 жыл бұрын
I would actually cry if this popped up as a super bowl commercial
@almightybones33356 жыл бұрын
Dustin Martin hell yeah that would rock that joint lmao
@elijahdaniel80586 жыл бұрын
Henry
@markg9995 жыл бұрын
If I was ever super rich you would get your wish.
@TheBenjaman3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't this actually shown on television as an add
@franzpanz2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBenjaman I hope so
@jordannelson79113 жыл бұрын
"I'm all about that hardcore punk scene"- proceeds to play funk
@GooseGumlizzard3 жыл бұрын
its a speech impediment you didn't have to bring attention to it
@ShawnJonesHellion3 жыл бұрын
@@GooseGumlizzard sounds like a racist to me
@NG.. Жыл бұрын
The more hardcore you go into the punk scene the more it sounds like funk, that’s just how hardcore he his.
@michaelj8582 Жыл бұрын
YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE BS I’M INTO PUNK PIZZA ROLLS
@neonfroot Жыл бұрын
yep
@voxlvalyx9 жыл бұрын
Remember; somebody at Totino's had to approve this.
@felosi9 жыл бұрын
***** I doubt that, Tim and Eric rule. not to mention Hard Rock Joe is the coolest punk rocker there is
@VittamarFasuthAkbin9 жыл бұрын
***** source?
@lucidstranger9 жыл бұрын
it's making me want to only buy totinos, just wait until I get paid baby! WOOOO!
@naaat55699 жыл бұрын
Totino's actually paid them to make it.
@VittamarFasuthAkbin9 жыл бұрын
Naaat source?
@NicholasNRG8 жыл бұрын
it's like they recorded a brainstorming session, threw everything they said into a script and just rolled with it
@BurgertubeFounder8 жыл бұрын
I put some rolled in my mouth.
@rachelanondson5698 жыл бұрын
Is this your first Tim & Eric experience?
@DaNewWrksOfMeh8 жыл бұрын
that's how ya do it
@BoxesOfFoxes8 жыл бұрын
+Beautiful Brogre were all winners, thanks to totinos pizza rolls
@ClassALiving7 жыл бұрын
ya hit the nail on the head
@SusieUndertale Жыл бұрын
The wildest part about this video is that it's only 3 minutes long I feel like I'm embarking on a 2 hour cinematic epic each time I click play
@neonfroot Жыл бұрын
the magic of editing
@joeybeann11 ай бұрын
No you didnt
@xXMapleVodkaXx5 ай бұрын
@@joeybeann your mother
@terryeubanks87972 ай бұрын
Each time I finish this video, I feel like I've aged 10 years. I'm 420 years old now.
@marcelltoing83637 жыл бұрын
The video is 3 minutes long, but it felt like 10
@shaolinotter7 жыл бұрын
Do NoT AdJuSt YoUr MoNiToR so much content
@brennanneaton30625 жыл бұрын
In the best way possible
@springinyourstep31885 жыл бұрын
It's pure cringe.
@ModMokkaMatti5 жыл бұрын
10 what? Decades?
@Bishop0005 жыл бұрын
It really did
@andrewnagengast23499 жыл бұрын
I think the thing I love most about this video is just how much effort they went through to make it so abnormally fucked up. From making copied video clips of themselves to make 3 tims and 3 erics, to imposing their mouths onto their eyes, and then clever looping of sound clips or small video clips. It's so immature, yet so professional.
@JTYooper9 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Nagengast LoL, well written! I admire their 'bizarro world' creativity...
@Saltassault9 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Nagengast hello stump man yu need to vbak off ok totino is mine3 and u r baby kata waaa waaa
@ronyronald81129 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid you didn't get the reference here. LoL means League of Legends among ''gamers''. It's slang on the internet. The More You Know...
@Saltassault9 жыл бұрын
Rony Ronald i like gamer
@JTYooper9 жыл бұрын
Rony Ronald Okay...
@MedicFromTF2_REAL4 жыл бұрын
There's three things I love in life: My Mamma Mia Party pizza Totino boy
@ultrixsoma27364 жыл бұрын
I put some rolls in my mouth
@ShawnJonesHellion3 жыл бұрын
You have chosen wisely son. The mare is but a wild horse; but the pizza will never leave you.
@paxmule2 жыл бұрын
"My wife, my guillotines, and my sweet bean garden."
@ThePsho Жыл бұрын
@@paxmulelol nice
@johnd93575 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm being held at gun point while I watch this.
@thyred31674 жыл бұрын
Held at pizza roll launcher
@sofakingonmynuts14384 жыл бұрын
Yes please 😋😋😋😋
@snakeseverywhere32564 жыл бұрын
True
@averythesuperhero4 жыл бұрын
You are
@cadenmckinney85514 жыл бұрын
I'm the 666th like on this comment
@GuilhermeVass7 жыл бұрын
"Here's a punk song that I wrote for Totino's pizza rolls!" *Happiest song ever starts playing*
@sandmaneyes4 жыл бұрын
Not even punk
@SurfinKiRecordsTV4 жыл бұрын
Like punk bass!
@Yumbles2point04 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE. BS IM INTO PUNK PIZZA ROLLS WITH TOTINOS!
@MeMeMcsplosion4 жыл бұрын
@@garrettdodgen3771 the new wave movement in a nutshell
@braedenarchambault96874 жыл бұрын
PIZZA SAX
@btbwilkinson Жыл бұрын
Tennessee's delivery of "Pizza Totino's Boy" is still the greatest thing I've ever heard.
@sethdrouin38715 ай бұрын
Yeah he really nailed that one
@Joe-mi8uv5 ай бұрын
The pizza freak
@JTCGiantz569 жыл бұрын
How in the hell does a writers room even work with the tim and eric show? How does a group of people even begin discussing all of this shit.
@ianturnbow70119 жыл бұрын
+JTCGiantz56 They get really baked for the initial concepts and huff nitrous for editing inspiration. Is this not common knowledge..?
@Kap3z19 жыл бұрын
+JTCGiantz56 Well it's all made in editing.
@Sacrifice1178 жыл бұрын
Kap3z1 you mean there arent really giant floating bags of totinos pizza rolls when i play chess? the fuck is this bullshit false advertising
@Kap3z18 жыл бұрын
+Derp Derples Haha yep, but no seriously I think the writing process is basically: ''Lets just film something stupid and make it funny in editing.''
@mrdlore18 жыл бұрын
+JTCGiantz56 They sit down with a big bag of mushrooms, and then it pretty much writes itself.
@superdumpfback40416 жыл бұрын
Hard Rock Joe is so authentic with his animated guitar and pitched voice
@ekathe854 жыл бұрын
Haters gonna say he's not actually playing bass
@AM-gc4yd3 жыл бұрын
@@ekathe85 how comes? He is so natural with his punk mosh
@allisonmueller62344 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how the "punk" riff is something straight out of Seinfeld hahahaha
@6B26asyGKDo3 ай бұрын
I just think you simply don't understand hardcore punk
@psychotripnerdstuff8 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time an ad has worked on me in years. I'm seriously going to buy totino's pizza rolls next time I'm out.
@LadySpace_8888 жыл бұрын
same.
@televisionandcheese8 жыл бұрын
Is totino's pizza roll real?
@psychotripnerdstuff8 жыл бұрын
television and cheese ...Yes.
@vishnuv.78077 жыл бұрын
how did you know
@shaolinotter7 жыл бұрын
Funny Valentine *ziiip*
@SuperVideoSpoon9 жыл бұрын
I'm part of the Totinos lifestyle, I'll admit it.
@reviewsonspot12048 жыл бұрын
+Mammoth Man I heard that right before I read this.
@danny82257 жыл бұрын
Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret. I am. Pizza totino b o y.
@birinnegan7667 жыл бұрын
No
@theseconds63736 жыл бұрын
I had to make it 666 likes
@JackSamuels4 жыл бұрын
Every few weeks or so a little voice in my head says “I put some roooolls in my mouth” and I must watch this video again
@davidfloren53394 жыл бұрын
If you like rolls in your mouth, you'll love T&E doing the Rollos song. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWOUaHV-h8xnkK8
@spacekitt.n4 жыл бұрын
WERE ALL WINNERS THANKS TO TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS
@marceloadelar4 жыл бұрын
the trifecta of tim, eric and doug lussenhop at its best
@Megadextrious4 жыл бұрын
Omg samesies
@spacekitt.n4 жыл бұрын
@@Megadextrious im part of the totinos lifestyle, i'll admit it
@ihopethisworks34719 жыл бұрын
I love how they edit the box of Totinos into Tim's hand he could have just held an actual box.
@MikelosM8 жыл бұрын
+ihopethisworks34 That would mean that they would have had to buy that nasty shit
@ihopethisworks34718 жыл бұрын
+MikelosM but they have an ACTUAL BOX other places in the video, it's just fantastic
@chaseefranklin8 жыл бұрын
and how they are standing in a green screen kitchen when they couldve just used a real kitchen lol
@raptyrn12908 жыл бұрын
+ihopethisworks34 That's the brilliance behind Tim and Eric. Superimpose everything.
@renbelmont8 жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric in a nutshell
@peterpresutti40645 жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric are the most important people who ever lived
@partykrew6664 жыл бұрын
...that's a bit of an understatement
@peraltaman4 жыл бұрын
Your humor stays likes a 5yr old
@jossephskeyblade91984 жыл бұрын
They’re pedos smh
@spazzwazzle3 жыл бұрын
@@peraltaman Sounds like you don't understand the humor
@samwoodson96033 жыл бұрын
@@jossephskeyblade9198 you’re one
@nickynick98003 жыл бұрын
This needs to go into the film archives as culturally and historically significant
@ChillhopMusic8 жыл бұрын
The best worst thing on the internet
@madelainerowley88548 жыл бұрын
But what about too many cooks😢
@madelainerowley88548 жыл бұрын
+MAMN OF SAUCE yes😂
@BurgertubeFounder8 жыл бұрын
Best thing*
@KT-cz7rm6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised totinos put this out. I didn't know they had anything to do with hardcore punk either. Learn something nude everyday.
@flahoo28076 жыл бұрын
This is life in its purest form.
@JonSudano6 жыл бұрын
I watched this and now somehow I have a 16% stake in Totino's stock. Thanks, Totino Boy!
@joikcgjfig4274 жыл бұрын
That's Pizza Totinos Boy. At least that's what somebody once told me
@richardjohnson73794 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck it’s that guy
@BrucknerMotet3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Boss it's free pizza estate.
@davidfloren53393 жыл бұрын
Now all you have to do is base a new e-currency on your stockpile of actual totinos pizza rolls. Call it Bite-Coin.
@davidfloren53393 жыл бұрын
@@BrucknerMotet shhh! This info is for Jim Boonie ONLY!
@patrickburns72615 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this 600 times and I just noticed they switch bodies at 2:27
@kylerichard74594 жыл бұрын
Brainwashingly subtle, very clever boys.
@Wakish00694 жыл бұрын
Dude, same here. Mind blown
@livingasagoat13014 жыл бұрын
And immediately at 2:29 you have nightmare fuel.
@ekathe854 жыл бұрын
Personally I think 2:31 is way scarier
@m3mphis_chick9444 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH
@HannibalOrJustRex8 жыл бұрын
Lyrics: Hard Rock Joe: "Hey! My name's 'Hard Rock Joe', and I hope you like punk music because here's a punk song that I wrote for Totino's Pizza Rolls." (Music begins to play) Singing: "Totino's, Totino's..." Tim: "(censored) start the music right!" Singing: "Totino's, Totino's, How did you know? Totino's, (Bass lick)o's, everybody's talking 'bout Totino's, Totino's, hot pizza rolls. They're not burritos, burritos." Eric: "Thank you" Tim and Eric together: "Feminine pizza bag!" Tim: "Aaybuah!" Ruth Carr: "Wanna go nuts? Come to my place and see a pizza roll!" Tim: "Hi, everybody. My name is Tim Heidecker." Eric: "And I'm Eric Wareheim." Tim: "Hey, Eric. Do you know what my name is?" Eric: "Absolutely, you just told us. Tim Heidecker." Tim: "Wrong! I'm Totino the Pizza Boy! Hee hee hee!" Tennessee Luke: "Hi. I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret. I am Pizza Totino's boy." Tim: "Ch.... Checkmate." Hard Rock Joe: "We're all winners thanks to Totino's Pizza Rolls." Tim and Eric together: "Pizza chess!" Hard Rock Joe: "You can keep all that corporate b.s.! I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's!" Tim: "There comes a time when you need a meal quick." Eric: "But you want a snack with a spicy kick." Tim: "You can bake 'em in the oven or the microwave." Eric: "Think about the all the time you saved!" Hard Rock Joe: "Punk mosh!" Tim and Eric together: "Pizza Valentine!" Tennessee Luke: "I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it." Eric: "There's 3 things I love in life: my mama mia, party pizzas, Totino Boy." Tim: "I can't get enough of Totino's Pizza Rolls. I put 'em in my mouth 5 times a day. I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth." Eric: "Pizza rolls." Tim: "I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth. I put some rolls in my mouth." Tim and Eric together: "Pizza roll launcher!" Eric: "I feed you in the morning." (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "I feed you at lunch" (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "I feed you at dinner." (Clap) Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Ugh!" Singing: "Totino's, Totino's, How did you know? Totino's, Totino's, everybody's talking 'bout" Tim and Eric together: "Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's.." Tim: "Whoo!" Tim and Eric together: "Totino's, Totino's, Totino's, Totino's" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Tim: "Whoo!" Eric: "Yeah! Yeah! (Fades underneath)" Hard Rock Joe: "I'm talking about the original hardcore punk scene. That's what I'm all about, like punk bass. (Bass solo) And pizza rollsaah!" Tim and Eric say "Whoo!" and "Yeah!" at the same time... Tim: "...feel like we're coming up with ideas." Eric: "Ok, let's do it. Let's jag." Tim: "The Pretzel Boys." Eric: "Mustard Face!" Tim: "Yeah, hahaha. Uh... Pretzel Brothers.
@dylaninpieces28 жыл бұрын
That's the whole transcript. :)
@BURN1NGx1NS1D36 жыл бұрын
HannibalOrJustRex you have wayyyy too much free time.
@gh0st-friend6 жыл бұрын
This is what I call dedication
@HannibalOrJustRex6 жыл бұрын
It obviously wasn't "free". I had a job to do and I didn't stop until it was completed. Jk, if I remember correctly I was at home sick with some kind of throwing up disease and did this as a weird fever dream induced experiment. Anyone who read the original post should probably sterilize their hands just to be safe.
@Elrond_Hubbard_15 жыл бұрын
@@HannibalOrJustRex You even did part of the thumbnail audio for an episode of The GoPro Show at the end. Crazy shit.
@JasminLeblanc9 жыл бұрын
That fucking song is stuck in my head.
@quitepipe9 жыл бұрын
+JasminLeblanc It didn't even fucking start right
@dambit9 жыл бұрын
totinos totinos pizza rolls, there not borritos borritos. stuck in my head for days dont feel alone
@untilitookanarrow8 жыл бұрын
+JasminLeblanc TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW, TOTINOS TOTINOS, EVERYBODYS TALKING BOUT, TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOT PIZZA ROLLS, THEY'RE NOT BURRITOS BURRITOS.
@MrBrianBpaul7 жыл бұрын
How did they know????
@WatchoutNSG9 ай бұрын
I love how Tennessee just spews gold at every take
@maloneandsloan21375 ай бұрын
He’s a pizza freak!
@ethan53548 жыл бұрын
"You can keep all that corporate BS" im dead
@MikelosM8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Ton I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's
@jbonestrauss33128 жыл бұрын
punk mosh
@aaronhauth88808 жыл бұрын
RIP +Ethan Ton
@zachariahstovall17448 жыл бұрын
haha
@danko62798 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Hauth Riperonis
@mrhyde112OI6 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN KEEP ALL THAT CORPORATE.... BS.... I AM into PUNK-PIZZA ROLLS... with TOTINOS
@mariopikaman14 жыл бұрын
The culmination of corporate sponsorships, the best Sonic game in years, one channel that refused to give up on a joke and the hot pizza rolls that we all love finally culminates into Totino's Mania Happy anniversary Sonic Mania, here's to many years of quality Sonic and Totino's Pizza Rolls
@b2j1354 жыл бұрын
2020 is WILD my man of culture
@theneonpython9 жыл бұрын
i can't get "totinos, totinos, how did you knoooow" out of my head
@RyanBednarzPiano9 жыл бұрын
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA i guess the commercial worked
@BigDaddyZakk4209 жыл бұрын
+Shanelololol it's stuck in my head as well, however, hell would sooner freeze over before I would eat one of these nasty things. So I guess it didn't work, or maybe it did. I don't know what the fuck they were trying to do with this monstrosity. It's pretty fantastic though.
@MsHojat9 жыл бұрын
+ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA Take it with you wherever you go so that you can share it with others: soundcloud.com/totinos-1/totinos-totinos-how-did-you-know
@dylaninpieces27 жыл бұрын
The track was removed.
@randocalzone87726 жыл бұрын
You should stay away from Sonic Mania high quality rips then
@spacevillainy8 жыл бұрын
Punk's not dead
@brandosuperstar5 жыл бұрын
Pizza's not dead - Punk Tortinos pizza boy
@aaronmarks93665 жыл бұрын
Awesome pfp
@OmegaRedFan5 жыл бұрын
You can keep all of that corporate BS!
@rajavlitra5 жыл бұрын
BAKE EM ALL WORLD IS A FUCK
@Bhazor4 жыл бұрын
We can all live forever thanks to totinos pizza rolls.
@Terribleathletes5 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Tennessee a pizza freak
@acerola35764 жыл бұрын
me me im a pizza man!
@indahood11083 жыл бұрын
And I am... Pizza Totino's Boy
@davidfloren53393 жыл бұрын
@@acerola3576 I'm a boatman and a pizza roll man. Now all I need to do is find a licensed lube man!
@violetbowie45679 жыл бұрын
WANNA GO NUTS? COME TO MY PLACE AND SEE A PIZZA ROLL.
@mr.jewishxenomorph5498 жыл бұрын
Best sentence, like... Ever.
@Ryanbashaw918 жыл бұрын
I'll be there
@cotychaney87698 жыл бұрын
why
@dariusandrosio8 жыл бұрын
+Dr. Baphomet Brimstone technically, 2 sentences, but who gives a fuckin rat's ass... lets go nuts!
@masterhuhwhat7 жыл бұрын
sell out!
@tjacksondolph40268 жыл бұрын
..I AM ..PIZZA ..TOTINOS BOY
@keiprissmith27053 жыл бұрын
2:02 pretty sure the line: “ i put some rolls in my mouth” inspired WAP
@ryanjackson54633 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot.
@broccolycowboy30167 жыл бұрын
I added this my funeral playlist.
@feindmaster02494 жыл бұрын
@@billyewins5482 yea he ded
@Tretrebonghits4 жыл бұрын
This is what I plan on playing while getting the noose ready. 👌
@drakeisacake4 жыл бұрын
Ad this instead kzbin.info/www/bejne/hX2zXmZpfdyJj5Y
@RockyMtnFuzz9 күн бұрын
"Petite Feet" better be on that funeral playlist there bud.
@TheInflicted10 жыл бұрын
Who wants a pizza roll? Send me an e-mail if you want a pizza roll. Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.
@iDukeByrne10 жыл бұрын
me please
@Gundogcox2410 жыл бұрын
Hmu
@astralacuity10 жыл бұрын
I would like a pizza-wroll por favor mi amigaa
@splifforddoobois317010 жыл бұрын
SpooGETTah
@eastendthug10 жыл бұрын
I only purchase my pizza rolls from Plinket
@pasteleptic3 жыл бұрын
"Want to go nuts? Come to my place, and see a pizza roll!" Many would consider these words simple, a quick gag to make you chuckle. After I roared on the floor laughing at the absurdity, a seed was planted in my mind. What if, perchance, this was foreshadowing into the Totino's lifestyle? Could it be a codeword, or merely, even something as simple as flat out telling us things like peanut pizza rolls were becoming reality? Could it be soylent green? I haven't stopped eating Totino's since my first pizza roll party. I didn't want the feeling to leave - the perfect amount of cheese and sauce. You see, once you go Totino's, you never simply go back.
@wobertlewis98572 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yodelingburrito67892 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sugarlessmfkr Жыл бұрын
Yes
@aschemusicreations9 жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric's supporting cast are genuinely the most unsettling looking humans alive.
@huletnadof3132 жыл бұрын
Too many pizza rolls in their diet for way too many years.
@midnightchurningspriteshaq85332 жыл бұрын
Just put a cute backpack on them and they'll look approachable
@ScarletSM2 жыл бұрын
How could you say that? Imagine being called the most unsettling human alive!
@eltiolavara92 жыл бұрын
no offense or anything but you must not have gone outside a lot if you think these people look super weird
@vsaucemichaelhere3409 Жыл бұрын
@@eltiolavara9 I mean their heads are literally modified in post so yeah they look pretty fucking unsettling lmao
@brendanheavin52768 жыл бұрын
Tim and Eric could've saved the Sonic 25th anniversary party
@BoreBone8 жыл бұрын
Sonic Mania saved it.
@june41358 жыл бұрын
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why do you have 100+ subs but no content?
@BoreBone8 жыл бұрын
Sohn Jmith because im actual shit
@brendanheavin52768 жыл бұрын
***** It was one of those things that was better live, I think. It's been a long time, so I don't exactly remember; but the stream was handled pretty badly. Plus, there was just a slight tinge of awkwardness in its presentation.
@BoreBone8 жыл бұрын
***** The stream sucked. There was that awful buzzing that made you want to rip your ears off.
@xxheadblenderxx4897 Жыл бұрын
Never knew that character from Pizza Tower Game named Pizza Boy who’s was also named Totino just referenced that guy in this video.
@Marshydarshy10 жыл бұрын
Originally I was going to say this song wasn't punk, but now I understand the whole video is the song. Very abstract noise, very post-punk. Props.
@hughjanus379810 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's neo post-steam punk.
@TheMaxman9610 жыл бұрын
Hugh Janus Post-neo-avant-garde- math-punk-industrial-folk-thrashcore With a distinct shoegaze influence.
@hughjanus379810 жыл бұрын
Max Rosenbloom LOL! Math-punk??!!
@hughjanus379810 жыл бұрын
***** LOL!
@JanitorPride210 жыл бұрын
Not punk?! Did you hear that rockin' bass line?!
@BoboDoboRobo8 жыл бұрын
the reverb fucks me up every time
@donaaji51118 жыл бұрын
woo!
@variancewithin8 жыл бұрын
THat tail is so long too! It's amazing!
@GrayveRoseMusic7 жыл бұрын
ethereal and eerie, which is just right to put me in the mood for pizza rolls.
@ifuritto7 жыл бұрын
tut-
@jabbyjojo7 жыл бұрын
w o o o
@loganperry3 жыл бұрын
I love that Hard Rock Joe prefaced the song by describing it as punk and in reality it's a lovecraftian fusion of synth-pop, cartoon sound effects, and a free-jazz sax solo from Eric.
@shrub86443 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it was supposed to be anti-corporate yet he's advertising Totino's
@mattsawatzky51653 жыл бұрын
@shrub lmao
@trashpandaqc3 жыл бұрын
that first transition from him talking it up to synth-pop is probably the funniest part to me
@Markell19913 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's punk; he doesn't conform to your non-pizza roll music conventions.
@ShawnJonesHellion3 жыл бұрын
@@shrub8644 I guess rich punks like you can afford dominos pizza an blink 182 cd's
@FranklyNorman5 жыл бұрын
This is actually the most effective ad I’ve ever seen. I am literally putting on my shoes to go to the store right now to buy pizza rolls.
@dannyvestal2994 жыл бұрын
Pizza rolls make me fart!
@alexandraw23414 жыл бұрын
You must be a soft touch
@killerxpanda32673 жыл бұрын
I saw this years ago and I wanted pizza rolls so while I was at the store this video was in my head and now I'm eating them while watching
@panchoverde50782 жыл бұрын
Do you know what is Purple Boys?
@midnightchurningspriteshaq85332 жыл бұрын
You're shoes are probably Velcro and you don't have to tie them, I on the other hand and barefoot and already own pizza rolls
@SlimeSeason48 жыл бұрын
The editing on tim and eric is second to none
@SpooksMcGhie5 жыл бұрын
None to second
@JeffFromYouTube2 жыл бұрын
Vic Berger and Vera Drew are the best.
@foxbutterfly-eden871511 ай бұрын
I heard T&E say that “Danny” edited this. Idk who Danny is but he’s phenomenal
@passtheawksshow Жыл бұрын
"You can KEEP that COPRORATE B.S." is a quote that runs through my mind every day at work. Can't wait to use it when I put in my two weeks notice.
@mdl33777 жыл бұрын
I gotta watch this once a month to keep sane.
@who_is_Isaac4 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry
@RD1R4 жыл бұрын
@@who_is_Isaac FEMININE PIZZA BAG
@florian15234 жыл бұрын
Im into the pizza rolls life style. I'll admit it.
@WolfeSpeider9 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Totino's is appealing to all the Pizza Freaks out there.
@jmcwd9 жыл бұрын
+WolfeSpeider nice layne staley profile pic
@hunterdavis30036 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get "the purple boys" commercial?
@mr-meek6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Davis I did, and it was amaze!!!!
@Sanctifires6 жыл бұрын
yeah
@Sanctifires6 жыл бұрын
they did one for Charter 10 years ago too. not very good, not weird enough
@lochrine-84326 жыл бұрын
Hunter Davis yep
@edgargonzalez11616 жыл бұрын
Yeah hahahaha
@Knulppage3 жыл бұрын
I've been saving this video for years. I watched 29 seconds of it and I will save it for later. It's like a fine bottle of champagne I will watch on a special day.
@Knulppage3 жыл бұрын
fuck it I watched it. How did you know? totino's totino's everybody's talkin'bout Totino's
@Nate05149 жыл бұрын
Punk as fuck.
@bignibba96388 жыл бұрын
+Leftover Crack 21!! 21!!
@craig71528 жыл бұрын
+Ilan Begon Funy meme XDDD Hiarlous and orignal!!!!!XDDD #meemees
@bignibba96388 жыл бұрын
Horkins #yomemesaintdank
@craig71528 жыл бұрын
tokyo tea Yeah, I wish.
@thisismyname39288 жыл бұрын
That dude's cranium is going to haunt my dreams.
@sohcoh34328 жыл бұрын
possibly the best commercial ever made.
@eden2esthar4 жыл бұрын
90% of Tim and Eric sketches feel like fever dreams I'm ok with that
@disbitchbouttocatchthesegl48118 жыл бұрын
I'm talkin about the original hardcore punk scene, that's what I'm all about like *punk bass* and pizza rolls
@heavydoctor72436 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most important video on youtube
@imsolittt85953 жыл бұрын
WOOAhhhh
@AM-gc4yd3 жыл бұрын
and your is the most important comment on the net
@robertiddon3 жыл бұрын
Oh Mama!
@anarchohelenism4 жыл бұрын
The last thing I expected in a pizza roll commercial is an old man with an auto-tuned voice talking about the punk scene while playing a cutout of a bass guitar.
@serireicanon8 жыл бұрын
I would donate lots of cold hard cash to see this shit air at the superbowl ad-time. LOTS OF MONEY.
@birinnegan7667 жыл бұрын
Hi our lives are you doing today is the best thing ever is when you get a
@cheechicana3 ай бұрын
It's a little bit better than usual but I think it's a lot of people with the same thing as a descriptive
@A_Dopamine_Molecule5 жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again, all ads should be made by Tim & Eric.
@carkindozin4 жыл бұрын
Dopamine i don’t know how many Totino rolls and purple mattresses I’ve purchases as a direct result of these ads but its in the hundreds
@postwar1424 жыл бұрын
Yeah id actually enjoy commercials and not skip or down vote them
@Malkmusianful3 жыл бұрын
Absolut Totino's Pizza-flavored Vodka
@mustardtigre15589 ай бұрын
"Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret I AM... Pizza... Totino's... Boy." Years later and this has aged like fine wine to me. That guy always manages to deliver every line perfectly unnaturally.
@WatchoutNSG9 ай бұрын
Tennessee is gold
@DagothChad10 жыл бұрын
this is some damn fine advertizing. if make this a actualy comercial i would buy them just for that
@dln.sweeney10 жыл бұрын
It's already an actualy comercial
@hughjanus379810 жыл бұрын
I want an Totino's Pizza Roll, now with more an toppings.
@DagothChad10 жыл бұрын
is it on tv then?
@dln.sweeney10 жыл бұрын
Are the ads you see before youtube videos on TV?
@DagothChad10 жыл бұрын
just youtube. i dont have cable
@RichKnight369 жыл бұрын
I'm part of the Titinos' lifestyle, I'll admit it.
@KayteePhilly9 жыл бұрын
Wooo!
@zinksflame9 жыл бұрын
+Kaytee Philly Yeah!
@hearmth6618 Жыл бұрын
🍈🍈
@edge2474 жыл бұрын
Some say Pizza Totino's Boy still exists, and is out there to this day.
@meghan64383 жыл бұрын
Still puttin some rolls in his mouth
@ShawnJonesHellion3 жыл бұрын
Vomiting im sure 🤮 stomach cancer alien baby growing inside intestines.
@TehSkullKid7 жыл бұрын
I know they keep on "reimagining" it over and over, but I'm honestly really liking this new direction they're taking sonic the hedgehog.
@davysmith19344 жыл бұрын
Dude, you gotta check out terminal montage, there's another totinos reference in there :D
@RobbyBabes10 жыл бұрын
My cousin played this at my uncles wedding, it was on the projector screen for everyone to see! The priceless wedding cake was swapped for a hill of pizza rolls and we had LITERALLY nothing to drink but Mountain Dew and water! Guests found the video funny for a moment because they were under the impression the actors were family and friends. He can pull this shit at Fester's Feast but not at a wedding...I have this Totino Boy ad on video because the camera guy thought it was a good idea to film it. It's literally 75% of everything he recorded that day...
@ahhoy917910 жыл бұрын
Rob N Fester's Feast? My best friend Tony bought me a skeleton key for the occasion this year.
@Skutfarkusacarcus10 жыл бұрын
***** No he said he got it on Bluray which i thought was a console to play movies. I have no idea what Blu_ray is.
@Skutfarkusacarcus10 жыл бұрын
Send me the link because I have no idea what Blu_ray is supposed to mean haha.
@666Nietzschie9 жыл бұрын
You can keep all that corporate B.S...Im into PUNK pizza rolls with TOTINO's!
@scojo13829 жыл бұрын
I think you have a good case here.
@Vinkie4 жыл бұрын
Somehow I carry this burden with me every day...
@midnightchurningspriteshaq85333 жыл бұрын
Baha will lighten the load
@PerkinsVR8 жыл бұрын
my second day of working at a corporate pizza shop was a 12 hour closing shift, when i finally got to bed at 2 am, i just layed there for an hour, trying to suppress the soreness in my legs while i muttered over and over again, "i am... pizza... totino's... boy"
@jbonestrauss33128 жыл бұрын
haha I've been say I am pizza totinos boy alot too
@sini14288 жыл бұрын
+SgtPerkins Funniest comment I have read in a very long time.
@MilkDestroyer6 жыл бұрын
I have to rewatch this every few months ever since this was uploaded. It's. So. Good.
@tendoqueen9692 Жыл бұрын
This is literally the inside of my brain when I play Pizza Tower, God's perfect game
@bruhbenton Жыл бұрын
still can't get over the fact that Pizzahead's actual name is fucking Totino.
@tendoqueen9692 Жыл бұрын
@@bruhbenton I know!! DEEPEST LORE
@falkuistion8 жыл бұрын
i watch this video everyday
@TheoryTheory22228 жыл бұрын
mars, earth, venus, jupiter.... uhhh....
@cake64768 жыл бұрын
This video is on a level of irony beyond human understanding
@falkuistion8 жыл бұрын
***** same
@what7psp8 жыл бұрын
Very normal
@jtronnie84146 жыл бұрын
I watch it 5 times a day. During the 5 times a day I put some rolls in my mouth.
@darkmoon_king8 жыл бұрын
"here's a punk rock song" >queue pop/dance track
@MsHojat8 жыл бұрын
+Badfish3288 It's actually called slap guitar, commonly used in funk music (also some others such as jazz or soul)
@darkmoon_king8 жыл бұрын
the technique is called slap BASS. you don't ever slap a guitar. and I was talking about the backing track, not the bass riffs.
@pancakeycakes8 жыл бұрын
+Badfish3288 oh so it's ok to slap a BASS but not a GUITAR?? #sexism
@darkmoon_king8 жыл бұрын
if you dont drop the attitude im gonna slap a chop on that ass
@pancakeycakes8 жыл бұрын
u can't slap yr troubles away
@themalpracticefan33857 ай бұрын
I have been watching Tim and Eric since they had skits online. I've never shared any of my humor with my dad as he was a serious working class guy. I remember when this commercial aired and I stifled laughter as he flatly responded to the TV, "...the f*ck is this weiiird shit?!"
@mathew_maldonado6 жыл бұрын
How has it been 4 years?? You can still keep all that corporate BS. I'm still in to punk pizza rolls with Totinos.
@philpyung483110 жыл бұрын
When Tim said "I'm Totino the Pizza Boy", I lost it. I don't know why, but I love that guy. What he said isn't even fucking funny, it's the way he said it. I can't put my finger on it.
@Karlier2d210 ай бұрын
This video never gets old
@frankliam359 жыл бұрын
almost forgot to watch this today
@seamusboyd8 жыл бұрын
totinos "hey, Tim and Eric sent us the ad we hired them to make!" *watches ad "fuck."
@jaygorny3 жыл бұрын
Top 3 bass players ever: 1. Flea 2. Geddy Lee 3. Hard Rock Joe
@paxmule2 жыл бұрын
NO, yes, and NO.
@jaygorny2 жыл бұрын
@@paxmule yes, no, and yes?
@bruser77702 жыл бұрын
Flea is number one. Went to a concert recently and it was awesome
@princeapoopoo57874 ай бұрын
yes yes and yes
@JamesWebster8 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend got me some Totino's rolls AND a pizza valentine card for valentine's day, but she didn't put the rolls in a heart-shaped box, soooooo I dumped her.
@BurgertubeFounder8 жыл бұрын
Really? She didn't put some rolls in your mouth?
@KiriakosVilchez8 жыл бұрын
+lady space Lmfao what?!?!?! Gotta love the comment section.
@birinnegan7667 жыл бұрын
lady space That was literally the only comment on this video that you got at least one like, bitch.
@LadySpace_8886 жыл бұрын
Damn. Wasn't trying to get likes. Was just saying this guys comment was funny in a roundabout way. Sorry to rain on your parade bois. Now go to hell.
@televisionandcheese6 жыл бұрын
Fair enough.
@wowm810 жыл бұрын
Totino's, Totino's How did you know? Totino's, Totino's Everybody's talkin bout Totino's, Totino's Pizza rolls They're not burritos, borritos
@liaezse724710 жыл бұрын
your username makes me hate everything,canada does not like you america
@doyachili4 ай бұрын
this feels like a ytp and i love it
@xanaxodgrindcorelover91919 жыл бұрын
mom, dad, i have something to tell you, it's not going to be easy, but i while i was away i had an experience and, well... i am... pizza totino's boy
@drcrowley75266 жыл бұрын
slighted suture “It’s ok, we love you wether your a Totino’s pizza boy or not, you’re still our son. We hope you’re happy in your new pizza life”
@RichKnight369 жыл бұрын
Why didn't this air on TV? It totally represents everything Totino pizza means to me.
@SuperSayajim2 жыл бұрын
Due to this video, now anytime I'm in a business meeting I'm tempted to tell my employees/clients that they can keep all that corporate BS, I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's!
@EricTheCleric9310 жыл бұрын
This seriously made my week. This is top-notch, classic Tim and Eric.
@Kokose8 жыл бұрын
I PUT SOME ROLLS IN MY MOUTH
@Markell19916 жыл бұрын
Aleksandra Michałowska WOO
@BriahnAznableАй бұрын
RIP circular Totino’s, I will NEVER forget or forgive
@yourdadsbbqbrisket85268 жыл бұрын
If this was a real commercial, I would never stop buying Totino's pizza rolls.
@charlesclaypoole28788 жыл бұрын
It IS a real commercial
@One36732418 жыл бұрын
It kind of is. Just online.
@yourdadsbbqbrisket85268 жыл бұрын
Hmm...I guess it is. Time to go to Walmart!
@DrLeckon8 жыл бұрын
It was a sponcered ad n adultswim but is still consirded a sketch
@kylebowles61978 жыл бұрын
Its always good to go onto a Tim and Eric video and the people in the comments actually GET IT. Nothing peevez me out more than a person who watches something like this and scratches their heads like "wut the fork". Heres a puzzler for ya, how does a person like that deal with reality itself if they can't even comprehend Totino's. They dont, they to busy payn attention to the fact I used a purriod instead of a question merk
@viljamtheninja5 жыл бұрын
ur so cool and intlectshul for getting tim and eric
@Prolo4Life5 жыл бұрын
@@viljamtheninja who's tim and eric?
@an35823 жыл бұрын
Tims Meltdown as soon as the Song starts is one of the best things ever.
@daniellay8872 Жыл бұрын
Tim’s angry screaming at the beginning sounds very genuine
@DrShaym9 жыл бұрын
_Star Wars: The Phantom Menace_ is the most disappointing thing since my son.
@ChndrBng9 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Star Wars prequels is that they'll be around. Forever.
@DrShaym9 жыл бұрын
+Gabriella Farinelli They will never go away. They can never be undone.
@josuegzz44258 жыл бұрын
+Dr Shaym leave a comment on this webzone and I'll send you a pizza roll
@thisismyname39288 жыл бұрын
Get ready for Star Wars movies every year from now until you die, fuckers!!!
@TheUltimateCow8 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with your faaaaaccce?
@nottherealdonaldtrump47504 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the final showdown between Totino the Pizza Boy and his arch nemesis Pizza Totino's boy
@Malkmusianful3 жыл бұрын
so Tim and Tennessee Luke fighting each other on the decommissioned Beef House set?
@jeremiahblum78334 ай бұрын
I'm usually not into punk but this is awesome
@honeybabou61194 жыл бұрын
"Guys, when you do our ad, be sure to mention the name of the brand."
@ekathe857 ай бұрын
LOL that must have been the only directive they had