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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West.
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 жыл бұрын
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@DivineZeal
@DivineZeal 4 жыл бұрын
Also antifa.com & proudboys.org
@nathanaelmorris8859
@nathanaelmorris8859 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah bay! 221 doin it well
@FBicoolshaman
@FBicoolshaman 4 жыл бұрын
Better question who the fuck is using YELP in 2020
@1qaz722
@1qaz722 4 жыл бұрын
Tim you prolly don't read these but on the off chance, please consider an exchange with Ryan Dawson! He's an anti neocon and can name names!
@Mike9201984
@Mike9201984 4 жыл бұрын
Please get Nancy Pelosi on the podcast please.
@MrNutritionFreak
@MrNutritionFreak 4 жыл бұрын
They’re Cartman and Butters all grown up and you can’t tell me otherwise
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын
This comment needs many more thumbs ups. Butters fits perfectly: Ben grew up in the church, just like Butters' parents are Bible beaters.
@alaintavakoli4573
@alaintavakoli4573 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@emmureify
@emmureify 4 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city so yes
@historyclickdelete7222
@historyclickdelete7222 4 жыл бұрын
Genuinely laughed out loud dude, and people in the supermarket que looked at me funny.
@darija2308
@darija2308 4 жыл бұрын
Hahhaha, nailed it!
@auklaxer
@auklaxer 4 жыл бұрын
Tims ad reads are better than some people’s comedy.
@jamesalex391
@jamesalex391 4 жыл бұрын
He really does though
@davidoconnor3930
@davidoconnor3930 4 жыл бұрын
Ye was thinking that
@bmoc0867
@bmoc0867 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I do it, just to get the call".
@wadeh8418
@wadeh8418 4 жыл бұрын
mike o that had me dying! 😂
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I’d watch a Timmy d add read over 85% of the specials on netflix or what ever the fuck is on Comedy Central these days.
@rodrigoalvarez9689
@rodrigoalvarez9689 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon on a GTA 6 radio show would be amazing.
@Vivi_dream123
@Vivi_dream123 3 жыл бұрын
It would work for all parties
@cadillaccooke811
@cadillaccooke811 3 жыл бұрын
This would honestly be hilarious, they should have him be the "alex jones" kind of station in the game radio
@DoseofTruth
@DoseofTruth 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@TommyMartinezpt
@TommyMartinezpt 3 жыл бұрын
You just blew my mind
@jbomb1414ify
@jbomb1414ify 3 жыл бұрын
That would be so goddamn amazing
@l-train7876
@l-train7876 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about Tim is that he thinks whatever city he’s in, is the worst city ever💀
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
i just noticed that too haha
@DeeDeeIE
@DeeDeeIE 3 жыл бұрын
So true...... Everywhere is a shi tho le filled with the worst people/food/comedy clubs/hotels/Malls EVER. Life in the big city.
@independentinstallations8419
@independentinstallations8419 2 жыл бұрын
Im sure his tour manager purposely began his tour at the best which of coarse is still shit and progressively got shittier as the tour went. I doubt its his presence making these cities so shitty
@ryanprendergast7776
@ryanprendergast7776 2 жыл бұрын
And he's correct
@gac1579
@gac1579 2 жыл бұрын
you get comedy
@MrDdye29
@MrDdye29 4 жыл бұрын
Not too many podcasts out there that get better every episode, Tim is absolutely murdering it. Saw him at Zanies in Nashville last week!
@moavic5087
@moavic5087 4 жыл бұрын
Is his stand up good? Or just fake business?
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
Should I move to Nashville and open up a fake business your friends would invest in?
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 жыл бұрын
His stand up isn’t for everyone, you really have to know what kind of dark worldview he’s coming from to get in to it. I’m sold on his podcast so far but he doesn’t have many strong bits floating around online that are just mic stand/brick wall. His Instagram sketches are first class though, he deserves a real show somewhere.
@elchapitan4883
@elchapitan4883 4 жыл бұрын
The Florida Man Of YT Comments Tampa’s coming up soon prove him wrong yes or yes
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264
@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 жыл бұрын
El Chapitan I’m an expat. Moved on to life in the Big City.
@degetei5287
@degetei5287 4 жыл бұрын
"Life is suffering. This Airbnb sucks" -Tim Dillon
@unearnedopinion
@unearnedopinion 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim’s shirts always look like he pulled them out of a trash bag
@412Hustlin
@412Hustlin 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao feel that punch for sure
@marcimli3231
@marcimli3231 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaahahah zero Fs given because the other options are Jeffrey Epstein's temple and the bilderberg goat's head
@Freddyrugger27
@Freddyrugger27 4 жыл бұрын
Like he stole it off the rack from a Boston salvation army
@fliptophiphop1894
@fliptophiphop1894 4 жыл бұрын
He has like 4 polos
@gusc6785
@gusc6785 4 жыл бұрын
Hes under contract to wear them
@rhianh2886
@rhianh2886 2 жыл бұрын
I always wonder what the neighbours must think when they just hear tim yelling outside
@ridn123
@ridn123 4 жыл бұрын
Tim just may be the voice of a generation
@arisingtide4974
@arisingtide4974 4 жыл бұрын
With any luck. Yes or yes
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 4 жыл бұрын
#CRAIGSNEWS!
@davejake6147
@davejake6147 4 жыл бұрын
With him spewing fake news about Breanna Taylor I hope not the cops clearly knocked before entering
@burny890
@burny890 4 жыл бұрын
I'd have to agree....the reasonable part of it that still entertains dark humor at least lmao
@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo
@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo 4 жыл бұрын
@@nivangunaratne6068 her gang banger homie boyfriend fired first...........
@richardadams6793
@richardadams6793 3 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is a legit cure for depression.
@QuicksandHUM
@QuicksandHUM 4 жыл бұрын
"I took my family to Nazi Slaves the other night, and I have to say it was delightful. They seated us in the smoking section of the Dresden room. I had the Arbeit Macht Fries and my wife had the Lobster Tail of Tears. Amazing. My kids ended the night with the Ice Cream Tower # 7, and guess what? It melts from the inside just like the commercial!"
@jonbovimalkovich1474
@jonbovimalkovich1474 4 жыл бұрын
Prove it tard
@Brennan009
@Brennan009 4 жыл бұрын
Go back to doing down and oxys again.
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 4 жыл бұрын
👀
@ArthurGoodness
@ArthurGoodness 4 жыл бұрын
Damn those were some well crafted jokes. 😂
@Inevitabledreamss
@Inevitabledreamss 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@mikeytrademark
@mikeytrademark 4 жыл бұрын
tim is the last real comedian left
@ryancoyne2173
@ryancoyne2173 4 жыл бұрын
Tim’s been doing fake business so long he’s moved to fake podcasts
@ChefMichaelG
@ChefMichaelG 4 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city
@NeoakiraIV
@NeoakiraIV 4 жыл бұрын
Fake businesses is a real knife fight
@dsauce8780
@dsauce8780 4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean technically his fake podcast is his most successful fake business it’s cut throat out there
@Henry-kv7zl
@Henry-kv7zl 4 жыл бұрын
Because Tim s'bag of laundry
@jackworthy7126
@jackworthy7126 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever wait for Ben to exhale after he hits his vape only to see he never does?
@7evYT
@7evYT 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta ghost that ish. Ben knows whats up 🙃
@loganschulman2373
@loganschulman2373 Жыл бұрын
Do that in my grad classes. Profs only get mad if they see a cloud. If they dont you’re tight.
@Secretcircuits
@Secretcircuits 4 жыл бұрын
Affordable haircuts for children yes or yes.
@carpeimodiem
@carpeimodiem 4 жыл бұрын
Outstanding
@ReallyGoodandKind
@ReallyGoodandKind 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Husapalooza
@Husapalooza 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and yes
@cdubsoptional7849
@cdubsoptional7849 4 жыл бұрын
FOR CHRIST is a quote from Glengarry Glennross, and "life in the big city" is a quote from Robocop. Tim Dillon has good taste.
@C_R_Z
@C_R_Z 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@breakthecycle5238
@breakthecycle5238 3 жыл бұрын
This right here is the most important Podcast of the decade. I've been saying for years that people are bored out of their minds which is why we are creating all of our own problems.
@shmoo1000
@shmoo1000 4 жыл бұрын
Tim with the beautiful, non ironed polo straight out of the suitcase. Like a true fake business professional
@stevencharles9273
@stevencharles9273 4 жыл бұрын
Sunglasses Tim rules. He doesn’t give a f***.
@Ally.Cat.252
@Ally.Cat.252 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is 1000 times funnier than Joe and his friends! Yes or Yes?!
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 4 жыл бұрын
YES and YES
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 4 жыл бұрын
Some things go without saying
@brencelt
@brencelt 4 жыл бұрын
@@_NightoftheComet shroomed up commie ravings are always hilarious
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
I baked a nice quiche today.
@Bclaborn476
@Bclaborn476 4 жыл бұрын
1000% it’s not even close
@leeland446
@leeland446 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is a high pressure relief valve for these times. So damn good
@Merrberry95
@Merrberry95 4 жыл бұрын
Racist themed restaurant was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while
@truthseeker-heyoka
@truthseeker-heyoka 4 жыл бұрын
There's a franchise called 'Dicks' where the wait staff make fun of you. They make paper hats with insults on them. And you can throw food on the floor and at the staff a bit. Look it up! Although, I bet they have a rule against racist jokes however lol
@harrisonharbers4577
@harrisonharbers4577 4 жыл бұрын
@@truthseeker-heyoka That's in Boston, right? That place is absurd in the best of ways. Good food, but the staff intentionally acts like assholes. Very fun.
@truthseeker-heyoka
@truthseeker-heyoka 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonharbers4577 They're everywhere. My family and I went to one in San Antonio on the river-walk a long time ago. Since I was a young child, my hat said something benign like "My mom and dad are also brother and sister" And the waiter refused to bring my sister her food, *so he set it on the other table and walked away, so she had to go get it her self.* LOL
@4363HASHMI
@4363HASHMI 3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah IHOP, right lolol.. It's simply ambience when they sit you accordingly
@koanikal
@koanikal 4 жыл бұрын
Fry Bread is a Native American dish Tim. Time to tag you on Yelp.
@lunarvania8073
@lunarvania8073 3 жыл бұрын
Nah lets just cancel him....🤤
@TheGreyGhost_of43rd
@TheGreyGhost_of43rd Ай бұрын
Lol tighten up
@UltimatelyPwned
@UltimatelyPwned 4 жыл бұрын
Time to listen to this 4 times until the next one comes out
@ad-archw1582
@ad-archw1582 4 жыл бұрын
Can I get an Amen
@Mcdaveytrain
@Mcdaveytrain 4 жыл бұрын
@@ad-archw1582 yes.... Or yes?
@lifemusic1980
@lifemusic1980 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@davydebrycke6106
@davydebrycke6106 4 жыл бұрын
@@ad-archw1582 🙏
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын
@@_NightoftheComet This can't last. I want to say yes or yes to Patreon, but then the inevitable burn out will happen sooner. And it's not like you could save these episodes, because they're topical. Also, I've been listening to each podcast at least thrice. It's inexplicable.
@spencern22
@spencern22 4 жыл бұрын
We all know Tim wanted to name this “We’re going to Nazi Slaves tonight”. Such a shame the algorithm wouldn’t like that :(
@lh485208
@lh485208 4 жыл бұрын
"Our special tonight is the Gaza Strip Steak."
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 4 жыл бұрын
restaurant is located next to West Bank S&L
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 4 жыл бұрын
#CRAIGSNEWS! Your picture and my album cover both came from A free Canva site. Yes or Yes?
@lh485208
@lh485208 4 жыл бұрын
@@matguerra333 guilty
@truthseeker-heyoka
@truthseeker-heyoka 4 жыл бұрын
"the cloth napkins are made from recycled, confiscated clothes of Jewish children from Auschwitz..." how quaint.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps 4 жыл бұрын
If we’re being honest, racist restaurants are far less boring. Are they hateful and despicable? Absolutely. Should they be shamed forever? Of course. Are they less boring? Hell yes. I say this as a gay black man who loves Chik Fil A. This yelp strategy might actually increase business. “Come on down to Cletus Chicken Shack- We might burn crosses, but we won’t burn your chicken pot pie”
@WolfWood893
@WolfWood893 4 жыл бұрын
Really good pod Tim however the racist undertones in this podcast has forced me to give this channel a 2/5 on yelp.
@hoviksmail
@hoviksmail 4 жыл бұрын
I Reviewed Yelp as Racist on the app store. Just a taste of their own medicine.
@rawreviewsandreactions6434
@rawreviewsandreactions6434 4 жыл бұрын
Lolz to both
@scarlet8078
@scarlet8078 4 жыл бұрын
@@hoviksmail Lol is this is true it's hilarious 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin
@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin 4 жыл бұрын
@Jack Da Money plays 4D chess we see you champ😜
@dolan979
@dolan979 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit thats hilarious
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 жыл бұрын
Merch idea: Epstein would have liked me - T. Dillon Shirt
@mr.cantsay
@mr.cantsay 3 жыл бұрын
It only comes in small.
@MurphmanCometh
@MurphmanCometh 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.cantsay just like Epstein
@bjwalker453
@bjwalker453 4 жыл бұрын
the next skit should be going to the restaurants that got labeled racist
@jbird3
@jbird3 4 жыл бұрын
That would be genius
@TPilly
@TPilly 4 жыл бұрын
I read the reviewwwwws 😉👌👌👌
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe in blackface.
@andrewpuharic3370
@andrewpuharic3370 4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I do it just so we get the call" - Tim Dillon
@Mohab78842
@Mohab78842 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын
Robin Williams Dave Chappelle level of humor. A perfect joke, said off the cuff, like it was nothing.
@DanZazula
@DanZazula 4 жыл бұрын
“Life is suffering and hell” - Timmy D
@sethherlinger
@sethherlinger 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like Jordan Peterson
@davydebrycke6106
@davydebrycke6106 4 жыл бұрын
@@sethherlinger it is true though
@kidsister316
@kidsister316 4 жыл бұрын
ikr. so buddhist
@matguerra333
@matguerra333 4 жыл бұрын
#CRAIGSNEWS!
@MurphmanCometh
@MurphmanCometh 4 жыл бұрын
@@matguerra333 I cannot watch that show for more than five minutes at a time
@rustygoldentv4049
@rustygoldentv4049 2 жыл бұрын
Buy tickets to his shows and do NOT attend. GENIUS 😜
@MykFroopy88
@MykFroopy88 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll flag my favorite restaurants as racist on Yelp. Hopefully I won’t have to wait nearly as long to get seated
@susie7336
@susie7336 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a great fake business.
@CornyBum
@CornyBum 4 жыл бұрын
4-D chess move right there, we'll eventually get racist businesses being the highest-rated on Yelp, make sure to invest in Big Racism
@siouxsieslime2985
@siouxsieslime2985 4 жыл бұрын
That is a grand idea
@Henry-dv8tw
@Henry-dv8tw 4 жыл бұрын
A keto company called Magic Spoon, that makes cereal, is sponsoring Tim.
@alexmendoza9645
@alexmendoza9645 3 жыл бұрын
It's just good fake business
@yurekandsnakes
@yurekandsnakes 4 жыл бұрын
Tim either has 1 or 50 blue Ralph Lauren shirts.
@Stranger_In_The_Alps
@Stranger_In_The_Alps 4 жыл бұрын
SJWs would start foaming at the mouth after hearing out of context clips from this podcast
@queefstroganoff2643
@queefstroganoff2643 4 жыл бұрын
The real reason Tim is always in air bnb's is because the realtors can't tell whether or not he's serious about buying a house. Fake business is just life in the big city.
@ReallyGoodandKind
@ReallyGoodandKind 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a real knife fight out there
@ChefMichaelG
@ChefMichaelG 4 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@adamvegeta3809
@adamvegeta3809 4 жыл бұрын
"life in the big city" 😅
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
I baked a nice quiche today.
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 4 жыл бұрын
People really act like Corona is the only thing people die of.
@jossa942
@jossa942 4 жыл бұрын
Yes they act like your only allowed too die from the rona..or if your sick its only corona not a regular cold.
@mememarmol5980
@mememarmol5980 4 жыл бұрын
Me: oh wow Tim's doing a podcast from my home state this is awesome!! Tim: there is nothing worse than Arizona Me: ........ oh
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 4 жыл бұрын
He said Tennessee was a shithole when he podded from Nashville. 😂
@ad-archw1582
@ad-archw1582 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@DannyLrides
@DannyLrides 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t take it personal, as a New Yorker myself, I guarantee he says that about every state he visits 😂
@theflowerhead
@theflowerhead 3 жыл бұрын
Aw I'm sorry. 😅
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 3 жыл бұрын
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
@mattwhelpley7512
@mattwhelpley7512 3 жыл бұрын
How about an anti semitic record store called "the vinyl solution"?
@hunterthompson6295
@hunterthompson6295 4 жыл бұрын
I see Tim is still wearing his Blue Polo from his last JRE.
@adamvegeta3809
@adamvegeta3809 4 жыл бұрын
Fat guy shirts 😂
@nmeyers92
@nmeyers92 4 жыл бұрын
Only carries 1 small suitcase that fits 4 polos, 4 pants, 2 pairs of underwear. Maybe some socks idk if he’s a sandals guy.
@delikat83
@delikat83 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he packs light
@burny890
@burny890 4 жыл бұрын
"I finished the JFK BURGER!"
@QuantumCat107
@QuantumCat107 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is basically just Cartman all grown up and "matured" 🤣
@jaym2111
@jaym2111 4 жыл бұрын
na
@davydebrycke6106
@davydebrycke6106 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaym2111 respect my autorotey
@scottyrush1523
@scottyrush1523 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@timeherenowbe3126
@timeherenowbe3126 4 жыл бұрын
Fair analogy!
@GG_11_11
@GG_11_11 4 жыл бұрын
"Before Magicspoon I was a cannibal"... 🤣🤣🤣 I'm chocking laughing so hard and just woke up everyone. That was funny! You got it dude, I'll buy the cereal.
@elpusegato
@elpusegato 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to catch Tim's secret show at Bohemian Grove
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 4 жыл бұрын
Praise Moloch!
@keetonpark
@keetonpark 4 жыл бұрын
He might audition for the play too we don’t know yet
@picassokwanele8224
@picassokwanele8224 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion is the only loud, sweety, middle aged caucasian man i'd knowingly invite to my next social gathering. Such a well kept chunky piece of opinionated existance, he'd be such a constructive grenade.
@BlueprintsForHeadaches
@BlueprintsForHeadaches 4 жыл бұрын
Who thumbed down the video it’s only been out a few mins? They must be punished. Drag them through the street and make an example of them.
@siouxsieslime2985
@siouxsieslime2985 4 жыл бұрын
Make an example of em just like the riots, i dont know what to tell ya
@daledan-tony8722
@daledan-tony8722 4 жыл бұрын
Probably salty Arizonans 😂
@Cobusftwmahoniez
@Cobusftwmahoniez 3 жыл бұрын
I come back for the magicspoon commercial read rofl. So much gold in it
@rktsnail
@rktsnail 4 жыл бұрын
This show feels like the only thing I can get on the internet that just makes sense.
@mattcaporella9064
@mattcaporella9064 4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking tea during this episode, and I literally spit the last sip of tea I had during the magicspoon ad when he said "sometimes I do it just to get the call"!
@Tyler-xq4nq
@Tyler-xq4nq 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is truly the only voice of reason left in the world
@LOVERGEIST777
@LOVERGEIST777 Жыл бұрын
watching every single podcast this dude does
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure some people would love having “General Manager at Nazi Slaves” on their resume
@Someoneorother123
@Someoneorother123 4 жыл бұрын
NAZI Slaves*
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 4 жыл бұрын
Stijn Delie haha I realized my fatal error 2 seconds after commenting 🤦‍♂️
@katlap3101
@katlap3101 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BillyBoggle
@BillyBoggle 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so obsessed with Tim Dillion right now, but unfortunately I've also learned I cannot smoke or drink while he's talking because I end up choking on my drink or blowing my hot bowl of weed out onto my pants
@2k1lex
@2k1lex 3 жыл бұрын
Weed is gay
@devilkid292
@devilkid292 3 жыл бұрын
I have the same issue lmao
@destytayzo77
@destytayzo77 3 жыл бұрын
I just did this ahaha
@ryanlee6538
@ryanlee6538 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@christopherdeleon4760
@christopherdeleon4760 4 жыл бұрын
"we're going to nazi slaves, they got that blue cheese" lmao
@NIKNIKATEEN13
@NIKNIKATEEN13 4 жыл бұрын
5/5 Yelp
@zebulondeltron5914
@zebulondeltron5914 4 жыл бұрын
Arizona is a terrible place. All the materialism of California but without the ocean. All the unbearable heat of Florida but without the cultural heritage.
@matthewgodwin4626
@matthewgodwin4626 4 жыл бұрын
Zebulon Deltron No cultural heritage in FL besides our rich history of drug trafficking and pill mills.
@Chatgbt221
@Chatgbt221 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon could talk on any or a wide variety of subjects for 10 hours and I would listen.
@maxmeeks9910
@maxmeeks9910 4 жыл бұрын
He is the best right now describing current events. He should be making a million doing the news on SNL, flown in for one day a week.
@BuddyGorey
@BuddyGorey Жыл бұрын
@@maxmeeks9910 snl is a business bb, they can’t pay for talent
@Powerful_TDFAM
@Powerful_TDFAM 4 жыл бұрын
Tim is telling the truth about AZ. It's a beautiful state, but you can literally cook food on the sidewalk without a fire source if you wanted. It's that damn hot outside. It's October, it's still 100+ degrees outside.
@Dan-ic5uu
@Dan-ic5uu 4 жыл бұрын
All of the sponsors of this show are just fake businesses that Tim talks about to seem like a real podcaster. Yes or yes?
@kui_maina
@kui_maina 3 жыл бұрын
I am starting to think the same
@alexmendoza9645
@alexmendoza9645 3 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@LogosRisen
@LogosRisen 2 жыл бұрын
48:36 The greatest magic spoon commercial of all time 🤣 Never skip Tim's ads, they are fucking gold.
@codybuxton
@codybuxton 4 жыл бұрын
I sacrificed a goat to Tim last week
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 4 жыл бұрын
Goats? Amateur.
@codybuxton
@codybuxton 4 жыл бұрын
@@DennisMoore664 i do what I can during a pandemic
@davydebrycke6106
@davydebrycke6106 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybuxton plandemic 😅
@mikeb1040
@mikeb1040 4 жыл бұрын
I sacrificed my first born son.
@keetonpark
@keetonpark 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all should team up and sacrifice Ben
@colezohoh
@colezohoh 4 жыл бұрын
Tim talking to Magic Spoon: I was just doing fake business. I just drummed up a ton of fake business from the police
@aleslie300
@aleslie300 4 жыл бұрын
Hello welcome to the tim dillion comment sectioonnnn.... lol hey everybody
@hoviksmail
@hoviksmail 4 жыл бұрын
Best Comment Section on KZbin, Yes or Yes?
@Abitflippant
@Abitflippant 4 жыл бұрын
I just started a fake comment section business. It's meshing nicely into my fake business portfolio.
@aleslie300
@aleslie300 4 жыл бұрын
I just had to come back and comment alex jones called Cuomo meatball lmao
@tripletmama2657
@tripletmama2657 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Tim talks about mansions and restaurants every week 😂😂😂
@buckets002
@buckets002 4 жыл бұрын
Yall need to join the Rothschild tier Patreon. This man is the best, give him your money!
@DrJuice1
@DrJuice1 4 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of money for almost everybody, Chris
@Bobojanglesbo
@Bobojanglesbo 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to hear any excuses, it will improve your miserable life.
@buckets002
@buckets002 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrJuice1 that's the point
@buckets002
@buckets002 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrJuice1 start an investment firm
@buckets002
@buckets002 4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-ie9iw the Rothschilds are fire. More than that its supporting an artist.
@ricflair5956
@ricflair5956 3 жыл бұрын
Bro that cereal ad read @50:03 was unreal. Truly phenomenal. How jealous are these mainstream comics that can’t be a 10th as funny as you (like Rogan) and you’re only plugging a cereal sponsor. God dang lol
@HarvestMoon2049
@HarvestMoon2049 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Meghan McCain's made it back to Arizona. Where's baby Liberty and her big brother who was raised in captivity??
@heidi7151
@heidi7151 4 жыл бұрын
So thaaaat's why he's picking on Arizona 🤔😂
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 3 жыл бұрын
Personally my favorite places I’ve visited in the States have been Phoenix and Boston. Enjoyed Cali, especially the food, but the people are garbage, it’s wicked expensive and LA is easily the worst city I’ve been to
@JB-jm6lo
@JB-jm6lo 4 жыл бұрын
People have been so busy telling me to vote, but they didn't tell me to register. TIM! Why didn't you tell me to register?!
@Football__Junkie
@Football__Junkie 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Facebook and Instagram tell you? Don’t know what I would’ve done if they hadn’t told me to register. Then I realized I had been registered years ago
@skdewolf7606
@skdewolf7606 4 жыл бұрын
Registering is for rule followers vote on someone else’s behalf
@kevinf9822
@kevinf9822 3 жыл бұрын
Tim's rants are far funnier than most comedians' material. That is just a fact.
@tini_mg33
@tini_mg33 4 жыл бұрын
I sadly live for this shit. It’s all I have to look forward to.
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036
@deathbycognitivedissonance5036 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@therealwilfreddierkes9980
@therealwilfreddierkes9980 3 жыл бұрын
The pandemic has nothing to do with it either. Same.
@kr50401
@kr50401 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 Tim and Kump made exactly this joke on today’s Patreon (April 15 2022) but about fat people
@jeffk1722
@jeffk1722 3 жыл бұрын
27:55 LOL everything was going so well and then Tim couldn't resist. If this really was your first time promoting this company, I'm in tears laughing about the Italy story.
@NoBoundareez
@NoBoundareez 4 жыл бұрын
With Briana Taylor, they did knock and when they entered, her boyfriend(drug trafficker) started shooting at them. George Floyd died of a heart attack from meth and fentanyl. He was saying "I can't breathe" before he was even on the ground. Can we get real here?
@NoBoundareez
@NoBoundareez 4 жыл бұрын
@DR. JOE ROGAN If this isn't a troll comment, you're the dumbest guy in the world
@BaldHeadedManc
@BaldHeadedManc 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the neighbor of that air BnB, you're outside relaxing, and just hear Tim Dillon start ranting.. you'd see my head over that wall the entire podcast 🙋🏼‍♂️
@POPIZ505
@POPIZ505 4 жыл бұрын
The new #1 podcast in Austin, Texas!
@christempleton9656
@christempleton9656 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine sitting in the backyard of the neighbor's house trying to read a book and instead you get to listen in to this man speak TRUTH
@lordcrunk4790
@lordcrunk4790 4 жыл бұрын
Crayons for kids, only if they draw Mohammed. bwahahahahah
@michaelzabala6739
@michaelzabala6739 3 жыл бұрын
is there anything worth watching on KZbin anymore other than cooking shows and Tim Dillon
@oliviamaynard9372
@oliviamaynard9372 3 жыл бұрын
Lex Fridman and Whitney Cummings
@matthewgarchik3600
@matthewgarchik3600 4 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?
@yurekandsnakes
@yurekandsnakes 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@CheeseOnABoard69
@CheeseOnABoard69 4 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@jcksound
@jcksound 4 жыл бұрын
TWICE
@ReallyGoodandKind
@ReallyGoodandKind 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@DennisMoore664
@DennisMoore664 4 жыл бұрын
Fuggin A!
@peter81083
@peter81083 Жыл бұрын
"Passed the Grand Canyon, looks the same as it did when I was a kid." Laughed soo hard I coughed up a lung
@lexremillard2549
@lexremillard2549 4 жыл бұрын
Ben is the coolest. He's the best foil for Tim.
@elliotjones8224
@elliotjones8224 3 жыл бұрын
This is the episode got me hooked on this show. Thanks for everything Tim your podcast means everything
@jmeyers88
@jmeyers88 3 жыл бұрын
“How about you put a floor in your home” kills me every single time.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@carlhamilton6628
@carlhamilton6628 4 жыл бұрын
I took Tim’s advice literally and started my own fake business, but I took it one step further and began interviewing for internships for young attractive women that wants to be secretaries. I’m offering a 3 month non-paid internship for this role and I see who is willing to go the furthest for this fake job. Guys it’s lit!!!
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 4 жыл бұрын
I find what you’re doing hilarious because you sir have gone the distance but also horrifying because I can see it coming back to haunt you at some point.
@jamesalex391
@jamesalex391 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a young Howie in the making! I want to know where this goes.
@JosephXFS
@JosephXFS 4 жыл бұрын
Keep us updated, lol
@UsernamerAlreadyTakn
@UsernamerAlreadyTakn 4 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for that fake #MeToo court case you're about to have lol
@Toxic-Masculinity
@Toxic-Masculinity 4 жыл бұрын
Casting couch?
@jl4102
@jl4102 4 жыл бұрын
I'm bummed that this will be the last Magic Spoon ad on this podcast.
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 4 жыл бұрын
Derek Chauvin will be broke without it
@todd.howard
@todd.howard 4 жыл бұрын
The vincero watch bit was golden.
@GregReyes08
@GregReyes08 4 жыл бұрын
Arizonan here. Didn’t hear any lies.
@b1gbuck
@b1gbuck 4 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@eldiegoperez
@eldiegoperez 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he said alot of facts but it's not the worst state
@b1gbuck
@b1gbuck 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldiegoperez fr though
@GregReyes08
@GregReyes08 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldiegoperez yeah, you’re right. Definitely not the worst lol. Hadn’t heard a roasting like that since Pablo Francisco
@airsign1012
@airsign1012 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else gives Tim's pods a like even before watching?
@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox
@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox 4 жыл бұрын
how is this comment on every single video are you a group or something
@TheUnitedWeStand1776
@TheUnitedWeStand1776 4 жыл бұрын
I would go to Tim's oppression restaurant
@topdhen
@topdhen 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Tim has also been doing fake fitness
@TheFreakVids
@TheFreakVids 4 жыл бұрын
Every week I come closer and closer to becoming a Rothschild member. Tim's criminally underrated - yes or yes?
@stjames3852
@stjames3852 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of saturday night i mean life in the big city
@gracemcpherson6723
@gracemcpherson6723 3 жыл бұрын
Tim you give me hope 😂😂😂
@hoviksmail
@hoviksmail 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Tim Love your show but you have a few facts wrong about Breonna Taylor case. It wasn't a No-Knock warrant, the Officers knocked repeatedly, they heard sounds from inside and were told by their Superiors to bust the door. They busted the door open, Breonnas BF fired 1 shot hitting an Officer in the leg and a major artery. The other Officers returned fire. Brandon Tatum who is a former SWAT officer did a whole break down of the case.
@BrettSoverignIntegral3
@BrettSoverignIntegral3 4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion for PRESIDENT 2024 Like for Real..... The World is literally a sad bad joke Tim keep on bringing on the honest to goodness real jokes. Peace ya'll Aloha
@hankscorpio1x1
@hankscorpio1x1 4 жыл бұрын
“Planning a friendsgiving, burn in hell!” Pure gold.
@darija2308
@darija2308 4 жыл бұрын
"All gas no breaks" should follow you around, it would be the greatest documentary ever!
@hotdoggyydog
@hotdoggyydog 4 жыл бұрын
I choose the restaurant, I choose the food, I choose the topics of conversation and I talk about them.
@ficklepickle6290
@ficklepickle6290 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I need a compilation of nothing but add reads these are seriously genius
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