Time Theft - The Office US

[@melissawellington9924]

The way Dwight looks at the camera in the end always kills me

[@saskscott26]

It's the closest I've seen a person do the animated Grinch smile.

[@stoo8441]

RIP Mel

[@nimrowd2023]

Well he did keep Jim from working. Its called the long con. Time Reference

[@dayleumayam4743]

RIP Melissa. passed away due to covid

[@johanwikstrom5671]

He does the same thing when Michael asks if he thinks Angela is gay. Can't find a video of it though

[@thedancingqueen1887]

Dwight: So your gonna time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. Also Dwight: Starts fire in building and causes a employee to have a heart attack.

[@thedancingqueen1887]

@@areshawke7445 Oh yeah...lol

[@tomboyyy4297]

lol

[@nateyoung189]

False. Ryan started the fire.

[@OvSpP]

What’s the procedure?!

[@cherry7730]

Ye

[@johncena646]

I loved seeing Dwight cringe at Jim and Andy talking about Battle Star Galactica

[@ladyam3016]

Thats the absolute best part! 😂😂😂

[@DaFro3713]

I love watching Dwight just die on the inside

[@soniacercaner3520]

I remember when my family is watching a movie i love and know and they wreck it second for second ehen im ocupated

[@blade5445]

Wait where are you? I don't see you.

[@johncena646]

*Scholel* lol

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Controlling Dwight with a stopwatch, Jim is the Dwight whisperer

[@DazedMMJ87]

Oh man that was good, lol

[@uncreative5766]

@@DazedMMJ87 also breath mints

[@DazedMMJ87]

@@uncreative5766 Sure, lol

[@rebeccawillmore1394]

You know when Jim "trains" Dwight with the sound of his computer starting up and the mint? Jim is definitely the Dwight whisperer😂

[@Joe_Parmesan]

@@rebeccawillmore1394 also, during the Casino Night. Jim fake coughed to get Dwight to fold

[@Vociferous]

Dwight: “I’ve never wasted company time” *_*Proceeds to waste 17 seconds*_*

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZbin videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear voci

[@scsi_joe]

Counting 17 seconds as a waste of company time is absurd.

[@sir.humphry4472]

Hahahahaha

[@GhostKid2187]

Wastes time for 19 minutes

[@Rex-golf_player810]

@@scsi_joe alright dwight

[@andrewh84]

The way Andy helps out Jim without even being aware of whats going on is just fantastic.

[@arthurmartins9005]

“It’s exhausting being this vigilant. I’ll probably have to go home early today.”

[@pink.lemonade00]

I love how CALM Jim is while pranking Dwight. Like, if I were him, I would just be cracking up the entire time.

[@keh1396]

Dwight choosing to lose to Jim because his love is more important is gold. Ladies, don't settle for any less

[@puneetjamariya]

Also to note 19 minutes and 48 seconds

[@austinabanidoni5835]

Not love. Horniness

[@epcza13]

This was when Angela was cheating on Andy with Dwight...

[@Echolightr]

Avicii!

[@kiki4910]

I had to read that like 8 times

[@akirakurusu3801]

“You know what’s weird? It’s practically a shot for shot remake” Jim’s a Cylon

[@pitbullkeys3752]

This has all happened before

[@akirakurusu3801]

@@pitbullkeys3752 and it will happen again

[@marduke45]

so say we all

[@ultrareconking5942]

Looking cool Joker

[@thomasbicknell175]

@@marduke45 so say we all

[@pissedofftexan1205]

I love when Jim and Andy talk about BattleStar Galactica and Dwight cringes at it haha 😆

[@fffrah3074]

Douglas Quaid do you even know what cringe means?

[@fffrah3074]

@BasketCase 420 cringe is just when a situation is so embarassing for a person that you feel ashamed for them even if you are not involved. Or else, when something is so childish for that person that you begin questioning their life choices and attitudes

[@Kai.913]

Sheldon should hear this😀

[@optimusprimus89]

And jim turns around with the stop watch lmao

[@fffrah3074]

@D Look it up, it's the correct way

[@mattgomezpiano8956]

Dwight: *in the middle of a sentence* *realizes that he's wasting his own time*

[@albertcee1770]

I absolutely love how dwight is have a mental breakdown over how wrong Jim is about Battlestar Galactica

[@ZesPak]

At first I thought Andy was in on the joke, until he said "that doesn't sound right". Lol

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

The fact that Jim knew about Dwight and Angela already, makes this so much better. He knew at some point Dwight had to leave for his "meeting" and then he'll catch him.

[@sadiq_op7800]

The look he gives the camera at the end is priceless.

[@Richardgg94]

What did he do ? I don’t watch the show lol

[@ezekielsuresh7913]

@@Richardgg94 He was having an affair with Angela.

[@Pneuma3339]

I love how Andy is so oblivious that he knows something doesn’t add up but he’s so out of touch that he doesn’t exactly know what. When he says “that doesn’t sound right” any normal person would pick up on the Lord of the Rings right away and be like “stop messing that’s Lord of the Rings idiot”

[@AdamG1983]

"It's practically a shot-for-shot remake" Dwight: *[INTERNAL SCREAMING]*

[@batgurrl]

Jim’s it’s exhausting being this vigilant pretty much said it all. This scene cracks me up every time

[@nickcastaneda203]

Time theft is not a joke Dwight! Millions of companies suffer every year!

[@Marceleleco16]

Haha this is the one about identity theft. One of my all time favorites.

[@johnstrife7]

MICHAEL!!!

[@bruhmedia385]

@@johnstrife7 Oh that's funny, MICHAEL!

[@averageconsumer007]

His smirk at the end is same as fire girl meme. 😂

[@attien6264]

The fact that Jim knew when Dwight was about to yawn surprised me

[@mro4ts457]

“Dumbledore Calrissian” “That doesn’t sound right...” Me: seems legit🤷‍♂️

[@whistletoe]

Jim: So maybe you’re not completely ethical after all Dwight: 😈

[@tb7667]

I love that Andy was immediately interested in Jim’s story about watching Battlestar Gallatica.

[@Rich2Realllll]

Dwight would be the person to not breath so he can only work

[@noahh1082]

Thanks so much guys, this is one of my all time favorite scenes!

[@gezi5927]

All **TIME** Ba dum chhh

[@karafitzpatrick4604]

I love how oblivious Andy always is 😂

[@PkmnTrainerEmerald]

None of your business lol I love how they brought back the stare he would do at the end there

[@tristanmichaelbenedetto5705]

“It’s practically a shot-for-shot remake” Dwight: *crumpled papers in disappointment* Best timed comedic moment

[@laysway]

I went to prison for kidnapping the Presidents son and held him for ransom I ain’t never got caught ether

[@anbiyaftab891]

I-

[@justineaston8202]

But.... You're in jail?

[@laysway]

@@justineaston8202 Its a line from the office

[@justineaston8202]

Lol I know. Thats the line that Jim says right after

[@laysway]

@@justineaston8202 But you were in ja- yup

[@brentage5000]

Jim smiles at the camera like he won this round, but no.....the real winner's smile is Dwight

[@madilyn477]

I never understood why Dwight couldn’t have just corrected Jim while doing work

[@holdenmcgroin8699]

Wow Dwight was so patient during that Battlestar Galactica talk...

[@ladyam3016]

This is easily my absolute favorite episode of all the shows! The section where Jim and Andy talk about Battlestar Galactica in front of Dwight ... i cried from laughing soo hard!

[@marianix1591]

“Bears” “Beets” .. “Battlestar Galactica!”

[@sarahapple5844]

IDENTIFY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

[@marianix1591]

@@sarahapple5844 MICHAEL!!!!!

[@CheukNamSiu]

The genius of the scene is, for the majority of the beginning it felt like Jim was the winning bully, and Dwight was the victim... but the last few lines completely vindicated the situation, rendering Jim clueless...

[@WowzersBricks]

I wish this show never ended

[@BeaverChainsaw]

@BasketCase 420 also carrel said an office reboot is unlikely(something about some of the race and gender jokes not aging well in this day and age which I personally disagree with since shows still make pretty funny and offensive jokes)

[@Osva200]

The “ok” speaks to me on an emotional level.

[@jezreelhasman9173]

The fact that Andy caught on to what Jim was doing, is just perfect.

[@rrosomasa]

The way Dwight looks at the camera at the end reminds me of that meme with the young girl watching a house burning down

[@jonahhowe4114]

Who else would actually wanna watch a movie in which Dumbledore Calrissian needs to return The Ring back to Mordor

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

A gay black wizard/maiar

[@lovelyjuliexo]

1:23 was that that a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings? 😂

[@vitorodino8760]

and star wars. Dumbledore Calrissian is a combination of Dumbledore and Lando Calrissian

[@abcdefg123401]

A conversation between Sheldon Cooper and Dwight Scrute will be Gold.

[@OvSpP]

As a fellow nerd I felt Dwight’s pain. If someone said Klingons were in Star Wars I would lose it.

[@gezi5927]

Jade Nguyen ha nerd

[@salaali8918]

No I’d be the same way

[@MaumenPurrwhitiker]

Andy's "That doesn't sound right...." cracks me up.

[@jackystone]

Little does Jim know he'll one day find out, via warehouse napping, what Dwight did for 19 minutes....

[@FloridaWaterAdventures]

I think it's absurd that Dwight thinks it necessary to pee in a bottle just so he can stay at his desk. But LOL.

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

1:03: Dwight pulls a Jim and looks into the camera. Hahahahahaha

[@jeevitheshram31]

2:52 that face summarises Dwight Schrute's personality.

[@ragnarok2678]

He could have always said "This isn't personal conversation as you are disturbing the workplace, and so, I am required to address it in order to properly do my job."

[@kittylarkin1236]

Well Dwight, you are a thief of joy

[@osamabad3597]

It actually seems unlike Jim to be bothered enough by something Dwight said that he’d go through so much trouble like this

[@anthonyb123]

This is practically a shot for shot remake of the first time thief video on this channel

[@TRNFL19]

One of the few times I feel bad for Dwight is when Jim is talking about battle star galactica

[@mmmcounts]

Jim with a stopwatch, basically an area manager keeping track of Time Off Task at an Amazon warehouse. With brand new hires anyway.

[@lucashenderson2775]

You could feel Dwight's blood boil when Jim gave his "recap" of Battlestar Galactica.

[@khimatsadh5251]

This is the 3rd time u have uploaded this. First time named "Dwight steals from the company" and the second time named " Dwight Time Thief".

[@giordanogiostra1110]

"That doesn't sound right..." You don't say!

[@jimhalpert2775]

What WERE you doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?

[@ВикторГайдаржи-ъ2б]

None of your business

[@asandwich5637]

So I guess I can assume that was personal?

[@ВикторГайдаржи-ъ2б]

*stares to Angela buttonning up her blouse* - FINE :/

[@jimothydrstrange9158]

So maybe you're not completely ethical after all

[@sneharasheed8368]

@@jimothydrstrange9158 yes..maybe I am not. *stares at camera*

[@LuvleyPurple]

Love this channel thanks for uploading the amazing vids

[@jaimeleonguzman4328]

The relationship Dwight and Jim have is an absolute classic. Its so much better than Gareth and Tim's. The US version absolutely batters the UK version in that comparison

[@ericdj3651]

Dwight calling Jim, “Monkey”. LoL

[@energeticzombie]

You know it's gonna be great when somebody starts off with 'OK,...'

[@ostreds]

@0:12...who's in the picture? Anyone?

[@62Cristoforo]

This is my favourite gag in the entire series

[@wrknjob]

Dwights face at the end always reminds me of the disaster girl meme, the girl in front of the burning house

[@Phonecatsissuperdupercool]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@MrDuneedon]

“That doesn’t sound right…” 🤣

[@Njin8492]

I lost it at "dumbledore calrissian" lmao.

[@howie253]

Dwight peed into the same bottle that he had drunk up ...

[@josephhare2547]

“That doesn’t sound right” lol

[@optimusprimus89]

I love how they both win in the end lmao

[@nickwarren9007]

When Jim and Andy have that conversation, we all saw Dwight die on the inside.

[@bleedygalore12]

"That doesn't sound right..." LOLOL

[@BlackDiamond2718]

When you realize that jim learned this stuff all for a prank.

[@helgageraldine513]

There should be a video compilation of Dwight smirking at the camera.

[@wrightvcx2249]

Dwight was hungry, he went to eat Angela’s cookie.

[@asheriko26]

The office' best scene ever. My favorite. And there were many great scenes.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

0:49 Aw, cmon Jim!

[@PsyQoBoy]

Atleast Dwight can sneeze with his eyes open and peed at his desk.

[@henryvs]

My favorite part is when Jim starts talking to Andy about Lord Harry Potter and the Battle of star trek wars and rings. Feel free to come up with a better mash up title. This was the best I could come up with unfortunately.

[@nicholaslindsey7087]

henrypedraza on the ice planet of Hoth!

[@henryvs]

@@nicholaslindsey7087 haha that actually made me laugh. That was a great addition.

[@NotSteveCook]

Star Trek Wars: Harry Potter and Lord Galactica Battle for the Rings

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

If Jim does that to me, he’s gonna be sent to the ranch

[@nathanr1713]

Lol what was that smile at the end

[@user-nm6wh7ce8r]

Lmao but Dwight doesn't notice how much time Jim is wasting on monitoring him 😆🤦🏻‍♀️😆 love this show

[@muzzshah9730]

sheldon cooper would explode hearing that conversation 😂

[@ronmunkeboejr.2095]

And he sneezed with his eyes open......which I always thought was impossible.

[@mrtrooperrr]

This is your reminder that the temp started the 🔥

[@mono4825]

Pause it at 2:53 ... Bro that's a meme material

[@mrmouse4818]

yawn 4 seconds - jim halpert

[@mrmouse4818]

NO WAY!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

[@Maxshade7]

This was so good!

[@isumitiro563]

The fucking GRIN lmao, Dwight is the best

[@shyamshankarv9098]

Isn't there already a video of this with title Dwight the time thief.

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

That Battlestar Galactica conversation is the only time I have ever felt sorry for Dwight, I feel his pain.

[@briankim7419]

I could be wrong but I think Dwight was upset about this

[@terpdx]

Dwight's reaction to Jim's Battlestar Galactica recap is every J.R.R. Tolkien fan if you say "Gil Ga-laad" instead of "Gil Gal-id" or "Tol-kin" instead of "Tol-keen". Take the Lord's name in vain inside the Vatican, and the pope would take less offense than a Tolkien fan hearing someone say "Smog" or "Seleborn". You'd think you just slapped their grandmother.

[@maggoteater2290]

Dwight should've just said let's see how much work you have done today and me

[@luisvaldivieso3161]

Crazy how jim does so many sales yet wasted so much company time lmao

[@gauravbhasme7498]

That stare in the end😂

[@artygunnar]

Battlestar Galactica is amazing, the reimagined version is probably one of the best sci-fi shows ever (lets ignore the last season)

[@anshshrivastava3365]

Dwight cramping paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣