TIME TO TEACH THESE KIDS A LESSON | Broke Protocol (Online) #2

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jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

Күн бұрын

Step into the online world of Broke Protocol and let's teach these kids a thing or two!
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@jonnyjohnson4203
@jonnyjohnson4203 7 жыл бұрын
Jack goes and talks to a cop "I want more meth and weed"
@swoopwhoop6026
@swoopwhoop6026 7 жыл бұрын
Cops like that, that's a good idea
@yourock3794
@yourock3794 7 жыл бұрын
I do that in real life. Totally unrelated, I tend to end up in jail a lot....
@sneezemachine
@sneezemachine 7 жыл бұрын
And then asks himself why he got arrested lol
@jupiter9524
@jupiter9524 7 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard!!!
@aarontrask8928
@aarontrask8928 7 жыл бұрын
Jacks officer num is actually 420
@christy8826
@christy8826 7 жыл бұрын
When u don't realise that u just turned down to rob a bank with jacksepticeye
@aoli8142
@aoli8142 7 жыл бұрын
christy 101 Was that you??
@oliviakeach9292
@oliviakeach9292 7 жыл бұрын
christy 101 dude nice one.
@JokerVT_
@JokerVT_ 7 жыл бұрын
christy 101 Rip
@christy8826
@christy8826 7 жыл бұрын
It wasn't me guys lol I'm just talking about how that person must feel 😂
@planetmunchingmunchlax505
@planetmunchingmunchlax505 7 жыл бұрын
I'm friends with the dude that was in the video he cringed at himself
@jackbubbles4006
@jackbubbles4006 7 жыл бұрын
Every time he plays a game where people can speak I just imagine everyone is sitting back behind the screens not really bothering to say anything and then there's just this crazy dude who comes on mic and starts screaming and narrating everything he does, and nobody wants to stop him so they just kinda sit there and listen as a community watching the "town drunk" rambling
@greysonalex
@greysonalex 5 жыл бұрын
lol then theres those ones who sit there in shock their mics muted as they yell to their friends JACKSEPTICEYES ON THE SERVER! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!
@sub-brotherhood8990
@sub-brotherhood8990 5 жыл бұрын
the mic isnt always on
@anniegetson5026
@anniegetson5026 7 жыл бұрын
I love how they can hear him yell bout drugs and think out loud while typing😂😂😂
@froyohead
@froyohead 7 жыл бұрын
_Robbing a bank gets you food and shelter for life, even if you fail_
@Quince477
@Quince477 7 жыл бұрын
FroyoHead Animation 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMineCats
@TheMineCats 7 жыл бұрын
at the price of your freedom. also, bank robbing is ridiculously not worth it. even if you succeed, realistically you'll be intimidating the tellers into handing over money. you'll only get a couple thousand. you'd need to rob 3-4 banks a month and never be caught just to break the poverty line. if you wanted to make 50K a year, get ready to rob 16 banks. if half of robberies aren't successful, you'll need 24 banks a year (16 + 8 failed).
@ieatphone1621
@ieatphone1621 7 жыл бұрын
Sabertooth Damn. That's deep
@qun-gy6sw
@qun-gy6sw 7 жыл бұрын
Sabertooth a couple thousand isn't bad, though. Especially if you are so desperate for money that you have to rob a bank
@ieatphone1621
@ieatphone1621 7 жыл бұрын
Meowzer The Box wat?
@fireeyeguy7542
@fireeyeguy7542 7 жыл бұрын
Officer: "I need to print out a picture of that theif for a side by side comparison." Officer 3 seconds later:" Damn it! He stole the printer!"
@JokerVT_
@JokerVT_ 7 жыл бұрын
FireEyeGuy Fucking ass now we gotta buy a new printer
@esaumedina7651
@esaumedina7651 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck you
@charlesluikart1799
@charlesluikart1799 7 жыл бұрын
Esau Medina ???
@DanielSambar
@DanielSambar 7 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if Jack was part of The Purge. Jack: OOOOOHH, LOOK AT ALL THE MURDER! (gets stabbed) Jack: FUCK!
@declanolivetti4319
@declanolivetti4319 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sambar *part
@DanielSambar
@DanielSambar 7 жыл бұрын
Oropher420 thanks
@bulldowozer5858
@bulldowozer5858 7 жыл бұрын
And only Jack can get stabbed with a jackhammer
@niallquinn7020
@niallquinn7020 7 жыл бұрын
Hey guys real sightings of scary creatures on my Chanel check them out also the trailer of the upcoming Shrek 5 movie check it out if you want to
@harrisonkeller8616
@harrisonkeller8616 7 жыл бұрын
I have never lafed so hard in my life
@JZ-vz4np
@JZ-vz4np 7 жыл бұрын
*Jack the type of guy to steal a printer from the police station...*
@sebastianmontalvo1973
@sebastianmontalvo1973 7 жыл бұрын
are you happy you made me hit my screen because I thought I saw a fly?
@JokerVT_
@JokerVT_ 7 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Montalvo Fucking pranked
@JZ-vz4np
@JZ-vz4np 7 жыл бұрын
yes lol
@iIO_OIi
@iIO_OIi 7 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Montalvo Don't get me wrong, I don't blame you... but flies are 3D... but hey, I'm the weird one who goes outside and closely observes flies... though I'd never have my door open for more than 5 seconds during summer... and window screens are nice, and a screen door in front of the real door.
@RekRam00n
@RekRam00n 7 жыл бұрын
COP- hi what do u want? JACK- I want more meth and weed because somebody stole all mine. COP arrested JACK JACK- did u just arrest me!? 11:28 I WAS FUCKIN CRYIN IN THIS PART!!!
@krabkrust8547
@krabkrust8547 7 жыл бұрын
"It's not stealing if they're dead! It's just like borrowing."
@jkejmc1249
@jkejmc1249 5 жыл бұрын
Krab Krust from a dead person
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 7 жыл бұрын
"I honestly have no idea what's happening it's just fcking chaos everywhere" "hahahaha I love this, this is fun" "OH NO WTF WTF WTF I GOT ROBBED!" all within 25 seconds 😂 man I love this game, keep playing jackaboy!!
@seidimeow
@seidimeow 7 жыл бұрын
+Oscar Cruz hahaha it's fate
@justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009
@justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009 7 жыл бұрын
lol It is the 3 stages of Jacksepticeye playing an online game
@diegocz2399
@diegocz2399 7 жыл бұрын
Oscar Cruz I read it right when he said it
@emmetcasey6405
@emmetcasey6405 7 жыл бұрын
10/10 better then gta
@zaymin7889
@zaymin7889 7 жыл бұрын
seidimeow me too ahahahaha
@katelynd807
@katelynd807 7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone stay the fuck inside" Jack: "FUCK THE POLICE"
@cassiecarte9110
@cassiecarte9110 7 жыл бұрын
That part made me laugh so hard!
@derangedclownie
@derangedclownie 7 жыл бұрын
Katelyn Lieb ME TO 😂 what was also funny is at the top at 18:06 "gun shop got robbed by a toddler"
@legendarybadk2727
@legendarybadk2727 7 жыл бұрын
Katelyn Lieb I
@camilabonfadini3332
@camilabonfadini3332 5 жыл бұрын
Jack:”Dude why are you naked?” Guy:” why not” 😂😂😂
@somegoodvibes5824
@somegoodvibes5824 7 жыл бұрын
meth is worth $1200 at most heroine is worth $800 at most cocaine is worth $500 at most weed is worth somewhere between $500 and $200 dollars at most and moonshine is worth $200 at most also you have to find people who want drugs it should say in chat when you trade request stark gave you a horrible deal
@kennyhooning8646
@kennyhooning8646 7 жыл бұрын
Addison Last name how do you know that
@somegoodvibes5824
@somegoodvibes5824 7 жыл бұрын
Kenny Hooning I play the game alot
@Lase211
@Lase211 7 жыл бұрын
It's such a simple game. I'd get bored watching it, but Jack's gameplay in it is the best :D
@Lase211
@Lase211 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see more ^^
@NewKrato
@NewKrato 7 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@user-kn1hr9xc3r
@user-kn1hr9xc3r 7 жыл бұрын
LaseRain I subscribed so you can get to 500
@Lase211
@Lase211 7 жыл бұрын
+Michael De Santa Love ya ^-^
@derangedclownie
@derangedclownie 7 жыл бұрын
I agree but what doesn't make it boreing is at 11:56 STAY THE %#*$ INSIDE!!! XD A.K.A. subscribe to jack he's the best X3
@ultimateabsol1268
@ultimateabsol1268 7 жыл бұрын
11:45 "Everyone stay the fuck inside" XD
@yeehawgaylord7655
@yeehawgaylord7655 6 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Absol i lost it at that part 😂
@lampshade8780
@lampshade8780 7 жыл бұрын
When I played online I literally heard Russians screaming and kids playing Moon Man KKK
@strawberryckes
@strawberryckes 7 жыл бұрын
ShimmyShammy oh wow
@buttletcramwell7869
@buttletcramwell7869 7 жыл бұрын
ShimmyShammy Lol sounds like a thread on 4chan
@krunchybunny1241
@krunchybunny1241 7 жыл бұрын
ShimmyShammy LMAO
@wat5709
@wat5709 7 жыл бұрын
ShimmyShammy sounds like Csgo
@Miranda-ry4ob
@Miranda-ry4ob 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kalia7677
@kalia7677 7 жыл бұрын
conspiracy theory: jacks real name is Brody Kent not Sean
@yikes2279
@yikes2279 7 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUUUNN
@steffy9575
@steffy9575 7 жыл бұрын
"I think dogs should be able to vote." -JackSepticEye 2017
@b4lproductions301
@b4lproductions301 7 жыл бұрын
"EVERYONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE"😂😂😂😂😂
@midnlghtmoon
@midnlghtmoon 7 жыл бұрын
B4L Productions jack leaving: "DOGS SHOULD VOTE!" 😂😂
@s.soderqvist3501
@s.soderqvist3501 7 жыл бұрын
Riley Nicholson but what about turtles?
@lillianahannan8247
@lillianahannan8247 7 жыл бұрын
B4L Productions that's how I am when I have to babysit my sister. I'll go to get something from outside and she and the dog try to run out. It's chaos XD
@vaughnjohnson6888
@vaughnjohnson6888 7 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@brittanicurl3987
@brittanicurl3987 7 жыл бұрын
Vaughn Johnson am 8 year's old and drinking don't tell
@dellstra7926
@dellstra7926 7 жыл бұрын
Cop: What do you want? Jack: I want more meth and weed, somebody stole mine when they killed me. Cop: *Immediately arrests him* XD
@SpeedyDemon1
@SpeedyDemon1 7 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard at that part
@nordesse
@nordesse 7 жыл бұрын
Holo, it's me, holosexual At 11:20
@djsilly9964
@djsilly9964 7 жыл бұрын
I was in freaking tears when that happened
@espeondreams8631
@espeondreams8631 6 жыл бұрын
I would of said that I was only joking and if they asked really? I would of said no XD
@cleb338
@cleb338 7 жыл бұрын
walks into an interrogation room "is this the job interview"
@pluto_sf6099
@pluto_sf6099 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@darke.d977
@darke.d977 7 жыл бұрын
aleb Snelling
@darke.d977
@darke.d977 7 жыл бұрын
aleb Snelling
@mememmeme4330
@mememmeme4330 7 жыл бұрын
😆
@amberjacobs9733
@amberjacobs9733 7 жыл бұрын
Vexman Hex hhu
@waliorr8321
@waliorr8321 7 жыл бұрын
Jack: I want more meth and methane. someone stole it and killed me. cop:*Arrested* Me: *cracking up*
@shakiraarnett1670
@shakiraarnett1670 7 жыл бұрын
Jacks a great KZbinr he can do anything he just has to believe and I believe in him
@vemezlemenez5844
@vemezlemenez5844 7 жыл бұрын
stole a printer THUG LIFE
@holleyfincher9603
@holleyfincher9603 6 жыл бұрын
lmao lmao
@kellen3818
@kellen3818 7 жыл бұрын
Wow GTA VI Looks great!
@yourock3794
@yourock3794 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the newest update really did a lot. It is much better now.
@jytds8832
@jytds8832 7 жыл бұрын
Kmac hahahaha yeah
@bergkampislord9523
@bergkampislord9523 7 жыл бұрын
I KNOW BRO!
@jupiter9524
@jupiter9524 7 жыл бұрын
Jack, what a fuckin' rebel! You stole a PRINTER? Everyone, beware! You'll never get to turn in your college report. Those papers for the boss? Bad luck. And don't even start on that thousand-word essay!
@lordbanetheplayer8844
@lordbanetheplayer8844 2 жыл бұрын
Essay..?? We had an essay..??
@catherinel5495
@catherinel5495 7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone stay the fuck inside" i just lost my shit😂😂
@fionnkiely7251
@fionnkiely7251 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't have any ammo" says while he runs past an ammunition store XD
@buccaneerguy8197
@buccaneerguy8197 7 жыл бұрын
lol this looks like what gta, minecraft, and roblox´s baby would look like
@buccaneerguy8197
@buccaneerguy8197 7 жыл бұрын
what waco taco
@jimpickens4983
@jimpickens4983 3 жыл бұрын
Ok i actually love roblox
@buccaneerguy8197
@buccaneerguy8197 3 жыл бұрын
Did I have a stroke the fuck is a waco taco XD
@V1S0NAR3
@V1S0NAR3 2 жыл бұрын
Two combine to become a Mega peircer......that science doesn't make sense lol.....
@buccaneerguy8197
@buccaneerguy8197 2 жыл бұрын
@@V1S0NAR3 realistically never did make scene
@nukacool6604
@nukacool6604 3 жыл бұрын
“Top of the mornin to ya laddies!” Always helps my day. Thx jack for all the good stuff that you made!
@DatDudeAlek
@DatDudeAlek 7 жыл бұрын
So many naked killers in this game! That just goes to prove: Nudity is a dangerous path! Stay away from those pantless types!
@engrishproductions1431
@engrishproductions1431 7 жыл бұрын
So, nudity on this planet makes you STRONGER
@cthulufeeleroatsthellesq.6968
@cthulufeeleroatsthellesq.6968 7 жыл бұрын
Nice TFS reference
@williamdiggles290
@williamdiggles290 7 жыл бұрын
DatDudeAlek what up to you but I do you don't you do that are you know because I am dumb and I know be there in there in there in then I am bye-bye daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy boom Chicka boom bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Bubba Bubba Bubba Bubba bum dad on the den dad I know that Vanden duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck so loved me love ducks mean love ducks I love ducks ducky duck duck duck duck duck I am looking ducking ducking ducking not conduct duck duck conduct luck luck luck luck luck luck conduct conduct of luck suck duck duck head I'm a lucky duck
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 7 жыл бұрын
William Diggles What the hell
@0mchen221
@0mchen221 7 жыл бұрын
William Diggles Face face face
@saintb-rnard
@saintb-rnard 7 жыл бұрын
"Wanna rob a bank?!" "...No..." my life story completely ^
@DaemonCaedo1
@DaemonCaedo1 4 жыл бұрын
"Now I need 862 for equipment? This is highway robbery!" Me: Well, nothing to do now then but some highway robbery.
@tjrex1915
@tjrex1915 7 жыл бұрын
Just saying, how is jacks game flawless and when I join I disconnect in 2 minutes Also, when jack said nobody cares because the dude was naked, he said in the chat why not 😂
@thisfella
@thisfella 7 жыл бұрын
Was anyone else yelling at the screen for him to turn his mic off whenever he would announce his plans to everyone?
@GlowstoneWolf
@GlowstoneWolf 7 жыл бұрын
•_• •_• wait they could actually hear him talking?
@codyy769
@codyy769 7 жыл бұрын
they couldnt lol
@BradTN_
@BradTN_ 7 жыл бұрын
His Characters name is Brody Kent and my name is Bradley Kent. I'm suspicious....
@bebamaldonado360
@bebamaldonado360 7 жыл бұрын
TIME TO TEACH THESE KIDS A LESSON _gets killed sevreal times over accomplishing nothing_
@SageSea1
@SageSea1 7 жыл бұрын
beba maldonado he became a cop, got a naked man arrested, was hunted by many people, killed 2 people, unknowingly hopped in a getaway car, escaped prison right under a voiced armed guards nose, plowed a cop over, sold weed, started a revolution, stole from many people, made a friend, died by many misfires in a mass shootout. I'd say missing accomplished regardless if there was a mission or not
@Quince477
@Quince477 7 жыл бұрын
T00n Ma5t3r he didn't start a revolution😂😂😂
@pixelian990
@pixelian990 7 жыл бұрын
This is literally watching Jack get angry by the players in the game community Guess that's life in the game apparently
@olinayt4891
@olinayt4891 7 жыл бұрын
TheDiamondGamer4 I
@joannagrace99
@joannagrace99 6 жыл бұрын
*"THIS IS THE POLICE EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND!!"*
@milkis9175
@milkis9175 5 жыл бұрын
Joanna Grace Endigo made a remix of this it's called this is the police you should go watch it it's really really really good
@joelloyd1583
@joelloyd1583 4 жыл бұрын
He he he he he he
@joelloyd1583
@joelloyd1583 4 жыл бұрын
Hot
@joelloyd1583
@joelloyd1583 4 жыл бұрын
P
@mythx9961
@mythx9961 7 жыл бұрын
I know you might not see this jack but I want you to know that your a very big role model and hero to me and that you should keep up the great work!
@LibbieStix
@LibbieStix 7 жыл бұрын
Mythx same jack is my inspiration
@awesomegirl5870
@awesomegirl5870 7 жыл бұрын
roses orange violets are orange fuck my gardens on fire
@fatherofall7036
@fatherofall7036 7 жыл бұрын
awesome girl i subscribed
@awesomegirl5870
@awesomegirl5870 7 жыл бұрын
RedBraxton 123 thank you
@user-kn1hr9xc3r
@user-kn1hr9xc3r 7 жыл бұрын
awesome girl i unsubscribed
@zurothanadul8756
@zurothanadul8756 7 жыл бұрын
Roses are grey Violets are a different shade of grey Lets go chase cars! That one's by a dog
@awesomegirl5870
@awesomegirl5870 7 жыл бұрын
Michael De Santa da fook
@memelord1075
@memelord1075 5 жыл бұрын
I've literally just been watching the chat in the top left corner it's so funny what people say
@imwalkinghereha6820
@imwalkinghereha6820 7 жыл бұрын
Jack: MEASURE ME!! Cop: no. Jack:...HEAVY METALLLL
@ironsp1der_940
@ironsp1der_940 7 жыл бұрын
If jack was a criminal he'd be saying "I'm gonna go steal Robbie's printer since he dated my Best friend!!"
@Felonnie
@Felonnie 6 жыл бұрын
Cop: “sir, what do you want?” Jack: “I want a whole lot of weed and meth” Me: xD Cop: *restrains jack* Me: xD xD xD xD xD
@aeigon931
@aeigon931 7 жыл бұрын
The real reason jack uses a mic: OCD about correct typing.
@hectorrubi1306
@hectorrubi1306 7 жыл бұрын
when i die i want my grave to say respawning respawning respawning conection lost
@user-kn1hr9xc3r
@user-kn1hr9xc3r 7 жыл бұрын
👌
@0flyingmintbunny0
@0flyingmintbunny0 7 жыл бұрын
seth rollins love it
@savageprince9829
@savageprince9829 7 жыл бұрын
seth rollins my grave will just have a slice of cheese and an hourglass
@simfloate
@simfloate 6 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS THE POLICE, EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND THIS IS THE POLICE*
@alexguerra6135
@alexguerra6135 7 жыл бұрын
YEAH JACK. TEACH THEM KIDS A LESSON!!! NO DRINKING UNLESS THEYRE IRISH!!
@stalkerthedeer3762
@stalkerthedeer3762 7 жыл бұрын
im irish
@getalifemia
@getalifemia 7 жыл бұрын
Marionette Strings same lol
@pixelle2009
@pixelle2009 7 жыл бұрын
:)
@pixelle2009
@pixelle2009 7 жыл бұрын
i'm not FULLY irish, i'm part irish.... and indian, Italian, English, French... and polish.... and I'm American. joy. :)
@Fruitbox115
@Fruitbox115 7 жыл бұрын
NightlingX Doesn't count.
@kjbxbox
@kjbxbox 7 жыл бұрын
Jack, you have $1,000 at the beginning.
@kathc99
@kathc99 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, good point 😂
@dinodare1605
@dinodare1605 7 жыл бұрын
"I want more meth and weed. Somebody stole mine when they killed me." ** Gets arrested** I'm gonna wake up my family laughing.
@luckyy8605
@luckyy8605 7 жыл бұрын
When the chat in the background is such a crazy argument full of roasts 😂😂😂🤙
@stalkerthedeer3762
@stalkerthedeer3762 7 жыл бұрын
nothing like a bunch of raging 12 year olds :)
@xxtonixx1613
@xxtonixx1613 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who waits to see if another What Remains Of Edith Finch is posted because I'm like obsessed with that series now 😂
@cuttykun3540
@cuttykun3540 7 жыл бұрын
Xx Toni xX I'm waiting too 😂
@wavydom5080
@wavydom5080 7 жыл бұрын
Xx Toni xX yes lol it's so good haha
@rosalindaocasio3915
@rosalindaocasio3915 7 жыл бұрын
Xx Toni xX same
@mushroomfin8605
@mushroomfin8605 7 жыл бұрын
Xx Toni xX your not alone
@brittneyann5530
@brittneyann5530 7 жыл бұрын
I think it's really cool, and it's set in my statewide back yard
@ezraiguess4709
@ezraiguess4709 5 жыл бұрын
Jack : *police is on his tail* RUNNN AWAY Also Jack: HIDE IN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT THEY WONT FIND ME HERE
@mcbutteryqleplar5170
@mcbutteryqleplar5170 7 жыл бұрын
"Haha, i just went into the bank and stole their printer!"-jacksepticeye 2017
@janursasra
@janursasra 7 жыл бұрын
halo semua
@djsilly9964
@djsilly9964 7 жыл бұрын
McButtery Qleplar it's the police department!!!
@maxwellmondo4857
@maxwellmondo4857 7 жыл бұрын
All i ask of you jack is one more ksp episode. you got me hooked on the game and I love it. There have been updates!
@jigglyjelli
@jigglyjelli 7 жыл бұрын
9:21 Jack: looks at a metal bat, wood bat, and brass knuckles. takes the wood bat
@BenManoochehri
@BenManoochehri 7 жыл бұрын
are you discrimination?
@aszialove
@aszialove 7 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who noticed that lol
@qun-gy6sw
@qun-gy6sw 7 жыл бұрын
aszialove well make it 3
@trashman9948
@trashman9948 7 жыл бұрын
ninjagaming If I join, is it a party?
@adolfocepeda6633
@adolfocepeda6633 7 жыл бұрын
XD "rise up brothers!im gonna start a revolution" XD he talked like castiel would from supernatural
@reeemaximus2380
@reeemaximus2380 7 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE POLICE!! EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND THIS IS THE POLICE!!!
@Fl1ght0f1carus
@Fl1ght0f1carus 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyy
@jupiter9524
@jupiter9524 6 жыл бұрын
God damn turtles... Turtles suck!
@dyl46225
@dyl46225 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck!
@vincentlow1130
@vincentlow1130 6 жыл бұрын
Turtles suck,fuck!
@hydrangea_hydra1194
@hydrangea_hydra1194 7 жыл бұрын
I wish I was the kid in the beginning 😣 I want to rob a bank with jack!
@anonymousunicorn7938
@anonymousunicorn7938 7 жыл бұрын
Jack: GHOOOST Me: ITS SKATE 3 ALL OVER AGAIN... YYYEEEAAAH
@Y-owl
@Y-owl 7 жыл бұрын
"I have a thousand moneys." Yes, Jack, that is how we measure currency.
@MLGBlazeit-tq4tr
@MLGBlazeit-tq4tr 7 жыл бұрын
Revolution like fighting against the benders when your secretly one your self *cough* you know just an idea
@jonnyjohnson4203
@jonnyjohnson4203 7 жыл бұрын
4:31 you were driving on the wrong side of the road
@zovo9302
@zovo9302 7 жыл бұрын
Jonny Johnson420 how do you know? It's different in some countries
@jonnyjohnson4203
@jonnyjohnson4203 7 жыл бұрын
I guess you have a good point
@ninjaniknik6136
@ninjaniknik6136 7 жыл бұрын
When Jack was typing, "That's why we need to..." I rewinded it and he said "...be able to vote"
@tobygibbs3569
@tobygibbs3569 7 жыл бұрын
When you start the game you start with 1k money
@obaobisesan3086
@obaobisesan3086 7 жыл бұрын
yay more broke protocol yay!!!!
@abigailthefail
@abigailthefail 4 жыл бұрын
funny how watching this in 2020 completely changes the feeling this video gives off
@bannedbtw8122
@bannedbtw8122 7 жыл бұрын
everyone stay the fuck inside
@cesarpena06
@cesarpena06 7 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Jacks eye are blue If you don't like Jacksepticeye I'll find you
@canadianbeverage946
@canadianbeverage946 7 жыл бұрын
SavageBro no jacksepticeye isn't the best but I'd standabke but the fans and their comments are cancerous
@dannycrites3956
@dannycrites3956 7 жыл бұрын
cool
@laurio9892
@laurio9892 7 жыл бұрын
"Is it really stealing if they're dead though? It's just borrowing." -Jacksepticeye 2017
@dinovelocir1115
@dinovelocir1115 7 жыл бұрын
JAAAAAACK!! Play 911 operator! It's a cool game you'll love it!
@bigmac5681
@bigmac5681 7 жыл бұрын
Sorry I missed your stream yesterday jack... I wish KZbin would have given me the notification...
@elijahjones3016
@elijahjones3016 7 жыл бұрын
Me 2 ;(
@reedyboy3335
@reedyboy3335 7 жыл бұрын
Elijah Jones I watched it, but then my parents told me I had to get off.
@Glocktopus1
@Glocktopus1 7 жыл бұрын
JackaBoi:They'll never find me in he... AAH THEY'VE FOUND ME" xD
@therustydhael1528
@therustydhael1528 7 жыл бұрын
"One way or another, i wanna see blood apilled!" -jacksepticeye 2017 at 1:50
@auntiesullivan279
@auntiesullivan279 7 жыл бұрын
( 2:30 top left ) As you can see this is a very family friendly game
@TheRuneTail
@TheRuneTail 7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Jack go into an online game and say "top of da morning to ya"
@wyattdeaton6570
@wyattdeaton6570 7 жыл бұрын
Jack play this game with a friend! Like pewds or bob
@mimos7214
@mimos7214 7 жыл бұрын
Bob is gonna rob meh bob is evil me no trust bob me do not know why me talk this way
@Quince477
@Quince477 7 жыл бұрын
Mimos Yaacoub stop trying to sound like nugget, nugget is the one above all
@Yoshiskyfan
@Yoshiskyfan 7 жыл бұрын
I agree :D maybe with Ethan too or who knows.
@wyattdeaton6570
@wyattdeaton6570 7 жыл бұрын
Idk like recently I don't really like marks content, it's goten kinda stale and is mostly random yelling
@Yoshiskyfan
@Yoshiskyfan 7 жыл бұрын
Gabzilla249 Septiplier is pretty much dead now and it probably won't be him doing that it's probably going to be the huge septiplier fangirls and stuff.
@WrappedCrawly
@WrappedCrawly 7 жыл бұрын
JAAAAAAAAAACK! Play Slime Rancher again!! It comes out of early access in August!! There's so much more to do AND ITS CUTER THAN EVER!
@SageSea1
@SageSea1 7 жыл бұрын
MilkshakeSama stop now
@EllieCupcakes
@EllieCupcakes 7 жыл бұрын
The glass desert is already out :> sadly, a few items are not fully implemented yet
@westriver7698
@westriver7698 7 жыл бұрын
Slime rancher is stupid
@purplechaos1238
@purplechaos1238 7 жыл бұрын
just like you brad
@purplechaos1238
@purplechaos1238 7 жыл бұрын
thank you kind sir ^_^
@feliciaduta9181
@feliciaduta9181 7 жыл бұрын
"Winter's gonna see the inside of my fist.. Cause I'm gonna slap him" Best 😂😂
@lunaticckc
@lunaticckc 7 жыл бұрын
bruh I died when you started singing the beat from cable guy when they were dueling
@razezhell4816
@razezhell4816 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Dutchak *smh* thats fight music from an ep of the orginal star trek show why else do you think he was doing it
@dignify502
@dignify502 7 жыл бұрын
Commited crime : *stolen printer* 5stars on jack,,,6969 years in prison
@hecticladskebabs4405
@hecticladskebabs4405 7 жыл бұрын
"if im in here like we out here." Jacksepticeye 2017 8:46
@beefysandwich400
@beefysandwich400 7 жыл бұрын
i have been watching you sience ... hold on TICKI BOMB
@LibbieStix
@LibbieStix 7 жыл бұрын
andbrew hunter same!!!!!
@idqn
@idqn 7 жыл бұрын
STICKI BOOOOOMB
@whoeva5864
@whoeva5864 7 жыл бұрын
You cannot give up yet JACK stay determined.
@dinodare1605
@dinodare1605 7 жыл бұрын
I like it how the game gives you the option to be successful without crime. You can get jobs, buy cars and guns, and only hold them for self defense. OR you can scavenge, not technically stealing if it wasn't on a will.
@katelynd807
@katelynd807 7 жыл бұрын
Hi jack! I just wanted to let you know that you make me so happy and I may not ever have a chance to meet you but thank you so much. 😊
@katelynd807
@katelynd807 7 жыл бұрын
Plz like so jackaboy can see it would mean a lot❤
@hellokittied
@hellokittied 7 жыл бұрын
21:36 You're Welcome.
@AR19167
@AR19167 7 жыл бұрын
A TIP: You'll find three bombs at the back of the airport building, which you can plant outside the prison cell door to let inmates out if there's any (including yourself if you get arrested) and at the vault which is on the basement on the bank, which would allow you to rob it of $10,000. You'll incur robbery and demolition as crimes though (along with grand larceny if you manage to steal the money from the bank and get out successfully). I just tried this game and it's pretty fun (if glitchy, but this is an early release version so hopefully the bugs can be ironed out), although since I have no Internet at home I do the offline mode, which is a bit boring at times since there's not enough chaos being done by AI compared to being on an online server and having many people actively hunt others.
@NoStressNoTime
@NoStressNoTime 7 жыл бұрын
when you find out cheat engine works on broke protocol rip game
@lukerock9786
@lukerock9786 7 жыл бұрын
Roses are Red Jacks Eyes Are Blue If u don't like jacksepticeye I'll find you
@natieshathibeault101
@natieshathibeault101 6 жыл бұрын
LUKEA LEGEND I love this
@netflakes4606
@netflakes4606 7 жыл бұрын
Tips: 1. Start the server with $1000 and go straight to the police station for a job. 2. rob the pawnshop by handcuffing the policeman in the shop. 3. Take the CHEST. 4. Head to the gunshop and handcuff the police and shop owner. 5. Steal EVERYTHING 6. with wanted level 5, hideout in the airport. 7. Find a corner and put the chest down and all your guns 8. Wait out the time for your crimes and now you have a shit ton of guns to mess around with
@suicidalmarshmallow2819
@suicidalmarshmallow2819 7 жыл бұрын
Jack today I'm dying my hair green
@brattyclock1869
@brattyclock1869 7 жыл бұрын
Even Gita online isn't this hectic
@hayleyidontwantpeopletokno5623
@hayleyidontwantpeopletokno5623 7 жыл бұрын
Bratty Clock. I saw a car being driving into the water. Then there was that pile of cars and then that person being kidnapped by cops and that person killing every one in the gun shop 😂
@brattyclock1869
@brattyclock1869 7 жыл бұрын
o my
@Blake_murray16
@Blake_murray16 7 жыл бұрын
Jack is just casually making friends. It's truely beautiful
@Czerzes
@Czerzes 7 жыл бұрын
Plz do more of this
@cleo6183
@cleo6183 7 жыл бұрын
In My Life, HAPPINESS Is my Drugs, JACKSEPTICEYE Is my Dealer. Thank you Jack 😊 💕
@GanjaGoblin
@GanjaGoblin 7 жыл бұрын
everyone in jacks game are killing each other and robbing banks. Meanwhile Jack steals a printer from the police station. true criminal
@SmexiiWade
@SmexiiWade 7 жыл бұрын
I was honestly hoping for Content Cop 😂😂😂 Who's looking forward to one on the Paul's??
@ethanfisher-perez9620
@ethanfisher-perez9620 7 жыл бұрын
Smexii Wade this is the wrong channel dude. unless you're kidding. I'm confused.
@josephmama420
@josephmama420 7 жыл бұрын
yeah man Idubbz = jacksepticeye
@SmexiiWade
@SmexiiWade 7 жыл бұрын
It was the thumb nail lol It reminded me of the one iDubbbz used for Jynx.
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