Opie & Anthony - The Infamous Toothpick Artist Interview

[@aldoparziale2631]

Jimmy immediately asking the guy if he was in the Military was Fucking Priceless ( gotta make sure it's safe first lol )

[@213byron]

😂😂

[@nahtesalinas1917]

Hahaha

[@JonDough-ux9ju]

Erock is a savage.. meets a random toothpick artist at the drug store developing photos of his trip to New York.. and promptly invites him to o and a for a beating.

[@Gu1d-0]

erock may be fat but hes a trooper

[@Mossmage]

@@Gu1d-0 morbid obesity won't stop this kid

[@michaelpetraroi4762]

😮😮😮

[@michaelpetraroi4762]

Ooonooc😢

[@Blady99]

Ant: “Do you use some kind of water to bend it?” Toothpick guy: “No” Ant: “Oh my goodness”

[@jefflabbecomedy]

I too am curious about your profile picture, professor spectrum

[@aldoparziale2631]

"It wasn't the suicides that were funny, it was more the family reactions"

[@matthewsmith6540]

Aldo Parziale lmao I caught that too

[@emzkoe3904]

I'm dying! 😂😂😂

[@Bnasty1414]

25:23 the way Jimmy keeps cutting him off with "I'm not a good crimper." has me dying 😂

[@achmedlolol]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CRIMP!!

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

Jimmy plays Barneys advocate (like devils' advocate but only a G kid friendly rated version) PS Bnasty 1414 did you see by 1:01:55 they were ignoring Ralphie may..or do u not care..

[@matturner6890]

​@@AdamThoba-h8k weird-ass comment

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

I'm not good at this!

[@zgSH4DOW]

I was too scared to listen to this for the longest time I'm so glad I did-- the slow simmer and Jimmy's little "did ya?"s are art

[@megadethly]

Just curious why were you scared? Are you the toothpick guy lol?

[@jdawg-forever]

@@megadethlythey probably have empathy and feel anxious hearing people being bullied and tormented.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@jdawg-forever Bingo! I don’t like when they trash innocent people. I have to dislike the person first. Toothpick guy was a doofus though, so it isn’t that bad.

[@1deag]

Ralphie bombing the entire time lmao

[@Theevil6ify]

That poor, dumb fatty. Rest in pepperoni.

[@sterlingdemons6875]

@@Theevil6ify wow

[@DRC-of2ci]

Poor ralphie. He wasn't funny, his fat was his stage prop.

[@khalifwriter.7765]

He wasn't bombing he was being ignored as he should.

[@lobmin]

yyYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Gr8 input there

[@spridle]

Fucking 11:06 Guy: I used pliers to bend the toothpicks. Jimmie: Did ya?

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

I thought lol more shit to come.

[@SundayMorningRunner]

The guy seems genuinely nice. And that's what makes this whole thing so much funny. I miss O&A

[@OldSchool82]

so so much funny

[@ronaldcatullus]

So many funny

[@nahtesalinas1917]

*MUCH* funny.

[@File1004]

The funniest thing is that Toothpick Guy never got on Letterman.

[@imguiltless1711]

Of course he didn't.

[@Women_Rock]

I bet the Letterman people flew him in just to mock his pitiful existence.

[@borrisg4972]

@Elephant Counterbalance You have the best name and profile pic combo of all time

[@RememberPOGS]

His Ego was so blown out of control, he thought he was more famous than what he really is. His talent is the same as a guy with high functioning autism

[@tecumseh7550]

NOR SHOULD HE

[@PhinneusPrune]

"He never had to mention it ... 40. Never been married. Lives in San Francisco .... Toothpick art"

[@matturner6890]

He almost stumbled his way to a joke!

[@dddave666]

@@matturner6890 *Waddled

[@ineedscissors6176]

26:40 "but you guys are hot I mean-" "alright calm down" that got me good for some reason

[@Marfd10]

I keep coming back to that, Opie in rare form

[@johnclay2716]

Opie can be funny when he plays a straight man

[@673AWSF]

I love that you hear everyone leave and Ralphie just stays because he’s too high and doesn’t wanna get up. Ahhh RIP Big Man.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

I love Jimmy’s “have you”s and “can you”s.

[@ineedscissors6176]

there is such venom in those "do ya" "can ya" etc early on in this one lmao

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Those have grown into my vocabulary. “Have they.”

[@mdc2077]

@@PauloHernandezXDdid they?

[@PauloHernandezXD]

@@mdc2077 lulz :P

[@GVIGuitarist]

“All I know is this person better not be African American” 😆

[@mattdsgone]

22:25, on repeat. The air after ralphies question and the way Anthony cuts through its just second to none ....

[@matturner6890]

I know he's dead, but I never understood how he had a career in comedy. Powerfully unfunny, lazy-minded dude.

[@rebootcomputa]

Love the code talk... with all the computer talk lol

[@millardfilmore1403]

Anyone else think its hilarious how during the entire thing Ralphie did not get ONE laugh from anyone lmao jesus christ

[@millardfilmore1403]

@Nero lmfao

[@rem299]

cant believe no1 said... ENOUGH ABOUT THE TOOTHPICKS!!

[@Thedude2283]

47:00 lil who? Conner? No you have the wrong number, hahahaha im laughing so hard it hurts

[@neil340]

58:28 "want me to grab it and throw it down the stairs?"... jeez that escalated quickly Erock

[@DGiovanni]

"Well it wasn't the suicides that were funny it was just the families' reactions." lmao jesus christ Jimmy

[@suzannechristie7753]

i love how this guy walks in not knowing that later he would be chasing Ant down the hall xD

[@mattcash4202]

Ralpie may "were you ever in the shit"...lmao rip ralph

[@zacharys5047]

Matt cash420 I died laughing and kept repeating it

[@isaacspence6130]

Idk how they didn’t laugh at that. That shit had me rollin

[@BigKevinSports]

“What kind of sculpture is it?” -O&A “Hope it’s the twin towers” -Ralphie May

[@alwaysbeenthecaretaker]

that first "did ya?" from Jim at 11:08 cut like a fucking knife man LMAO poor bastard

[@NTxC]

The second hand embarrassment due to Ralphie bombing was extraordinary

[@Gecko....]

He was like an unfunny pat from moonachie. How can a comedian be so unfunny?

[@ineedscissors6176]

The “macaroni stage” joke was pretty good but yeah ralphie was generally not funny

[@ronniepooch]

@9:00 "who gives a shit" (under his breath). man oh man... this dude had NO idea the HELL he was stepping into. lol.

[@NTxC]

ROFL didn't notice that

[@defaultusername123]

*BEEN MAKING TOOTHPICK ART SINCE I WAS 18!!!*

[@Howcanhelaugh]

Thats the MASTAH

[@nfaisnfgay]

LEVAE IT ALONE

[@Gu1d-0]

tooooothpiiiick shaaaoooooow

[@SugaryCoyote]

Someone's got to steer the ship made of toothpicks.

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

This is a comedy and thriller at the same time😂

[@Gu1d-0]

even some action movies elements with the way the toothpickfag ran towards anthony

[@anthonycapelle2447]

one of your best uploads yet hahaha Dice Approves! OOOOHHHHH

[@tspring12]

One of the rare bits where opie made me laugh pretty hard

[@MrEvanNoyes]

The computer conversation was the most chemistry I’ve ever heard these three have together. Just so fuckin funny. And the fact that that dummy was just sitting in the corner while they openly talked about him made it ridiculous

[@joshuahunter1330]

I didn’t get that.. what did they mean by the computers

[@MrEvanNoyes]

@@joshuahunter1330 I haven’t listened to this for a while but I wanna guess. If my memory serves correctly they were drawing a comparison to a shitty non working computer and a shitty, non working guest.

[@speedrob]

the computers not working was Ant and Jim not helping Opie obtain the toothpick art.

[@kivanihabhouse3467]

"Im from San Francisco" Ant : " of course " 😅😂

[@LaborPrince]

This is what Opie was a champion of, the cringe. Whether he was the orchestrator or active administer of it.

[@Coconutscott]

Credit where credit is due, he was actually pretty good here.

[@lobmin]

Lmao'd at this one. Opie even got a couple good lines in

[@TerrySilverhand]

Opie being a dick to people who didn't deserve it or weren't comedians is always good

[@russBwright]

Good thing all of you approve of Opie.. though it never would’ve made a fucking difference, since Opie & Anthony didn’t give a fuck about what ANYONE thought

[@AdamThoba-h8k]

hey lenny, back in 2017 you wrote, about Opie, being cringe, but did you hear how happy, genuine happyness from Opie, when Ant ran off with the stupid tookpick thing, Opie was on cloud 9, a clear sign that Opie is a destroyer, and his only fun and humor comes from harsh insults and physical siht. The other 2 love it too, but Opie is just really the true psychopathic in all the studio.

[@TimbobCreations]

Answering your phone during an on air interview? Even if its a prank.

[@esotericksoul7156]

Omg Patrice would've BODIED this man's whole existence lmao

[@khalifwriter.7765]

Hahahagfa

[@billybilligan986]

Enough with Patrice

[@esotericksoul7156]

@@billybilligan986 enough with your unknown-ness

[@billybilligan986]

@@esotericksoul7156 he's dead, get over it.. I wish I could see Prince in concert, guess what, he's dead, got over it

[@esotericksoul7156]

@@billybilligan986 yes we know he's dead that doesn't make my desire to want to hear his take on any particular topic any less 🙄 you sound hurt my guy

[@chiipchipperson]

The sounds of ralphie dying alone on the radio tickled me

[@coolboy5245]

What about him dying alone in real life?

[@HybridBlueDream]

@@coolboy5245that’s fucked

[@SerenityNow666]

@@coolboy5245A close second

[@Jero-P]

​@@SerenityNow666 sheesh 😅

[@henzlee7838]

1:08:53 *Opie throws poker chips at toothpick dude* Toothpick Dude: Oh man! Opie: Exactly, Get out. I’m fucking dead hahaha

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

Opie can be funny!

[@hoogafanter]

"I built my website myself!" Lmfao its still up and looks like its from 1997...

[@chelereyes3305]

Should click on contact and ask for Ramon lol

[@hoogafanter]

@Zombie Eric Harris who said anything about complex? It costs nothing to make a decent looking website. Why you simping for toothpick guy? Lmfao what a tool...

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

​@@chelereyes3305😂

[@teddycollier6614]

Jimmys “really” and “can ya” has me crying

[@ronniepooch]

50:54 did Ant grab the toothpick art and run out of the studio with it? lol

[@ShinKamaitachi]

I remember this. LOL

[@mr.brenman2132]

Yes

[@kevinsizemore8833]

30:20. Butt plugs, Tooth pick guy: spark plugs,,,,lol

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

lmao this poor doo doo brain got tortured hahahaha. i wish there was video of anthony running

[@geofox9484]

47:00? "little who?" "Connor?" I'm dead. Would've loved it if someone had yelled "it's pronounced _lil_ !!"

[@TheRGFam]

The famous Steve "Cumonmy" Backman 😂

[@Chapterhouse86]

Jimmy: "Sir, you have to travel with toothpicks." Had me dying lmao

[@kirbsyde8965]

"it's just Mustard from tha sky." Best thing Opie ever said!

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

“But biff’s not a celebrity” “Uhh biff‘a a pretty popular guy” “Naw”

[@danielfebrizio9033]

I used needle-nose pliers to bend the toothpick. [quickly] Did ya?

[@danm2084]

Daniel Febrizio lol, haven't heard it yet, but I'm guessing that was an ant "did ya?" Lol I love when he throws those in Edit: damn, it was Jimmy. He's good with those too.

[@danielfebrizio9033]

Lol yeah it was Jimmy. I feel like everyone was saying stuff like that to this boring guy. Hilarious interview

[@where7847]

Haha classic jimmy did ya

[@mcj2967]

Go ahead, I was talking but you go ahead this is only my job.... 😂 Jim is too much,

[@AlbinoScout]

I Member I don’t want to touch it with my hands... I’ve been whacking my bag

[@kevinsizemore8833]

29;17 , Jimmy looks at dudes web page and asks , why is biff on the internet, you're gonna get in trouble,,,lol

[@thefirmament1616]

this is the only time opie is hilarious... he certainly lived for those cringe moments. gotta respect that. haha

[@ComedyByAlan]

Opie has a ton of great moments over the years. He gets a ton of shit that’s deserved but some is ridiculous

[@grimey5.565]

The only time he was good is when he did something completely uncomfortable or Despicable.

[@joeraguso5376]

The Opester has his moments here and there.

[@TheeAccountable]

Check him out in “Steve the Whistler” legendary interview lol

[@howiephukterpuss5855]

Ok oo

[@bonisabonani1259]

Opie was great with the uncomfortable interviews and moments.

[@Flowtology2023]

He just did what Pal talk always wanted them to do. Of course nowadays people just point fingers at him because of it.

[@SamBennett9910]

well yeah, cuz he is uncomfortable as a person. passive aggressive asshole.

[@beenrue5672]

I was looking at the comment section of old Opie radio videoes and its funny how no one bashed him back then but just like sheep they hated him when they were told to do so , and the bad thing is that these people don't think they're in the herd

[@BigKevinSports]

Been Rue Exactly! We’d be sucking dicks if told to

[@T-P.]

Been Rue I didn’t know about opie before, i basically only watch because of Patrice and Im not a fan of asshole opie. I don’t hate em i just don’t enjoy listening to him. No one told me to hate em and I wasn’t peer pressured

[@HanksWaffle]

25:45 "it wasn't the suicides that were funny, just the family reactions"

[@S7232S]

47:00 The best part with Jimmy reacting.

[@ignacioguzman1128]

19:32 is great hearing the guys laugh 😂

[@kirbsyde6490]

I love hearing these "predators" just circling waiting for the prey to be dropped in😆!

[@larryfish9272]

This is the only time opies sociopathy ever really came in handy

[@kirbsyde6490]

My thoughts EXACTLY.✌️

[@Marx-ue9hn]

Only time? You're retarded.

[@wyleFTW]

"Can we get a letter of authenticity?" Lmao

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

3:20 50:55 59:14 1:05:12 1:08:52

[@tecumseh7550]

he was still at this - 9 years after this interview - he tweeted a trump and hillary sculpture. LMAO.

[@Furionic696]

Ralphie being an absolute saint

[@matturner6890]

Absolute *dunce. He didn't say or do one funny thing.

[@blahblahblahbloohblah]

Opie was genuinely a sociopath and I love it

[@joshleisemann9680]

I dont think the toothpick guy owns a doghouse

[@knicksfule]

The way he says hello is off the charts

[@catchbooker7257]

18 mins in waiting for this to go off the rails.

[@shawnboyce1663]

Too bad I couldn't give this more than one like 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@Cheka__]

Can you make a toothpick art of the planes hitting the world trade center

[@chazzmccconnell2191]

We all know why Opie stinks but, I actually enjoy this bit hearing Opie having fun with Anthony

[@BigKevinSports]

When it comes to putting the boots to somebody. O&A where 10/10

[@blahblahblahbloohblah]

I forgot about the poker chips 💀💀💀 If they were in a fighting game that would be his ranged attack.

[@OniSyphon]

Opie the destroyer

[@liquidalloy]

@5:40 Opie: "Letterrran" nice job you dolt!!

[@shellbacksclub]

why wouldn't Jimmy call as Ramon from inside the studio?

[@daManDRAK]

in that picture; he's made a poofta fish

[@mcj2967]

Next up sperm whales 🐳

[@DRC-of2ci]

Next he's going to make a fist and sit on it

[@johnniejackson9794]

Opie was savage at times 🤣

[@mrkrinkle72]

Opie bought his sad fate

[@nickyork6630]

You understand he still has millions of dollars, right?

[@DRC-of2ci]

Opie has "fuck you" money.

[@T..C..M]

@@DRC-of2ci but not "fuck me money" that's a whole other level.

[@beenrue5672]

@@T..C..M - no no he does , don't sit on the internet and bash a guy who doesnt know who you are

[@flatterswhite]

@@beenrue5672 what are you, his accountant

[@seldomsceen]

Little did Ralphie know, years later he'd get the same treatment

[@twintz75]

“Yeah exactly… get out” may be the funniest thing ope has ever said lmao

[@SnerdWilliams]

Checked out his website just out of curiosity. It looks like something from 1997.

[@TTechnodrome]

Gabriel geocities.com? Lol

[@RemmySkye]

Angelfire for life!

[@iscream2232]

His website looks horrific. That red text on black background with the shitty font is godawful

[@Coconutscott]

"I'm a popular guy" "Something doesn't make sense."

[@dank7256]

He's from San Francisco (of course he is) love Anthony 😂

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Yeah that was great

[@blahblahblahbloohblah]

“Can we go home now Ope?” Poor fucking Jimmy lmaooooo

[@Navazarian]

“Little who?... ... Connor?”

[@weps8983]

'Were you ever in the shit' 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@piratesfan1995able]

Any moment now

[@Bulltardwin]

'Did ya?' LMFAO

[@kirbsyde6490]

my favorite 2 word question to get away with belittling a person's entire existence😆. i luv it!!

[@Bulltardwin]

@@kirbsyde6490 do ya

[@Samotbackwards]

Did ya? ​@@Bulltardwin

[@peteard5089]

I haven't heard this in years. Who would have guessed back then, that Chip would be the successful one?

[@Kjrw1991]

Opie is killing it in this one!

[@smartbart80]

did they all take LSD right before the show??

[@JohnDoe-cj1cw]

I love how they completely ignore Ralphie every time

[@jameBBgumb]

37:29 How thick... Jim: 9 by 6

[@tspring12]

"lil Conor" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrjesabi]

"Do ya"

[@JonDough-ux9ju]

The phone calls 😂😂 Ramone?

[@chazzmccconnell2191]

This was so funny it's the first time I actually enjoyed Opie too.

[@shellbacksclub]

what if he used his own camera and then "sent him it afterward"?!

[@KevininNC]

‘Hello? Hello?’

[@danielfebrizio9033]

Jimmy is so fucking sarcastic

[@SB-131]

This is THEBEST

[@algaedrone1833]

I know opie gets a lot of shit, and some of it's for good reason - but holy shit. Shows like this one and Slave Girl would NEVER have happened without him, and they will go down as some of the funniest shit I have ever listened to.

[@ShadowRulah]

Opie was good when he was doing stuff like this. Bill is dead, there's no santa, take the wig, all great shit that was 100% Opie. That was his role, to be a goddamned savage with no sense of right and wrong. The problem is he decided that he was the guy who steered the ship and almost never made an effort to pull his comedic weight.

[@TheyCallMeSpin]

This wasn't him being genius. Its him being so incompetent the whole thing was a trainwreck and thats where Jimmy and Anthony shine. Opie is a goof.

[@alexburky9124]

I hate opie but I would say he carried this bit and while that rarely happened, it’s a classic

[@mikeandrews9531]

How did nobody think to record the grab and go