Times Drinking Didn’t End Well

[@microbusss]

hey at least all these drunks made it home & did NOT drive CONGRATS!!!

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

That's why I usually drove a motorcycle while I was drinking. If you are to drunk to drive you know it quick. After you got off the ground three or four times.

[@levihackerman8670]

Number 17 drove..

[@markfoster1520]

@@levihackerman8670 .......and then took a dip.

[@yuan_narciso16]

Wt

[@alicewan2513]

13:05

[@walker89140]

I'm actually quite impressed with the scrabble tile setup at 3:52

[@toshiba29]

Who ate the Q?

[@MeowthRocket]

That one is just genius.

[@harmony331000]

That was a great drum kit 🤟😹

[@Joeyboona]

Would u pay for a performance tho?

[@mace8873]

Then you should have seen what I got up to in my younger days, the bartenders at my favorite watering hole actually named the concept "Bar Ballistics", here's what you do. 1. Get drunk at a bar. 2. Build functional models of Roman and Medieval siege equipment, while getting drunk. The rules are as follows - *you can only use materials present at the bar, or on your person.* No cheating by bringing weird shit on purpose, but you can ask the bartender to break a bill if you need coins, or vice versa. The first project was a Roman Onager, or catapult, constructed out of two matchboxes held together with pins made of matches, and threads pulled out of a rag, the "spoon" and arm were made out of a Bic ballpoint pen dangerously cut to size and filed to shape with my trusty multitool, the power came from a rubber band and the whole contraption could fling peanuts some 5m in a really flat trajectory, and it was quite accurate. The next project was a trebuchet, primarily constructed of straws, a beer coaster, a bit of tape that had gotten stuck to my pants at work, another Bic ballpoint pen, and 23 DKK as the counterweight. The ropes were more threads pulled out of the same rag, and the pouch was made from a water balloon (as an SFX techie I'm allowed to have strange stuff in my pockets, like water balloons). It had a range with a peanut of more than the bar was long, so I reckon it could fling it about 10m, but wasn't as accurate as the catapult. I also built a ballista out of matchboxes, more threads, pins made from matches, straws, and cocktail sticks. It fired cocktail stick-tipped straws and couldn't hit worth a damn, but it was an interesting and complex build. I really wish more people would take up bar ballistics, the only other time stuff is thrown around in bars is when there's a seriously negative vibe, it doesn't have to be that way.

[@susanwahl6322]

This is why I am so glad that I don’t drink anymore. Been sober since November of ‘78. Of course that was after a Friday night of drinking that lead to my not remembering anything until Monday morning.

[@Shannon-um2cf]

I didn't watch this video to see comment about your sobriety. I watched it to see pics of my peeps!

[@same5952]

Congrats on being sober since '78! Good job!

[@princecharon]

'Do not cook while drunk' is an important lesson. Sadly, being drunk makes you far more likely to do things that you told yourself never to do while drunk.

[@elizabethemeraldmother4607]

1:35 I think the man/woman that worked at the pizza place and wrote this is so nice ! This is so sweet-

[@iampancake7275]

“Sorry for the porch incident” This is amazing beyond all levels 😂

[@procrastinatingisme7513]

The one who designed an airplaine and and the no. 29, "when u realize ur smarter when ur drunk" or, "when SMART people get drunk"

[@ebonyofthestars]

I wonder if the blueprint of the plane made sense or if it only looked professional on the first glance. And what happened afterwards, imagine if they really built that airplane

[@gbe7034]

For some reason the designing an entire airplane killed me 😂

[@giliaannemagro8572]

What is a cocktail???🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@gailgriffiths6259]

I've got the worst hang over just watching this!!

[@chelseasheehan9227]

@@giliaannemagro8572 A mixed drink, usually composed of more than one type of liquid and at least one type of alcohol. Sometimes it even involves more than one type of alcohol.

[@Canada_Dominium]

@@chelseasheehan9227 Coincidentally, you also describe rocket fuel

[@fleurelise997]

Nope, this vid should be called drunks having waaayyyy too much fun!

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

Or drunks being drunk.

[@angelapietras1235]

I found it hilarious and I’m from an older generation.Have fun go for it.

[@silverscorpio24]

I don't know... The Jurassic Park dog was hilarious!! 🤣

[@dezransom5051]

When you got drunk and made your cat a fort it was really epic

[@NashmanNash]

It wasn´t him...that´s a collection of pictures with descriptions from the internet...Unless of course that fort one was actually the uploader

[@lyricwritertoo]

Some of these are hysterical here. I like the ones plugging in phone to wallet, candy bar. But one thing I learned from this video, is why not put out snack foods all ready to go BEFORE you drink. NO cooking while drunk! These people lucky they didnt kill themselves. My brother’s best friend died when young falling asleep in bed with a cigarette after night of drinking and the house burned down with him in it. Yes sad but a warning.

[@jasonburreson6262]

lyricwritertoo Aw, that’s sad, I think so too.

[@mikhail2400]

Whoever wrote up the safety standards for ovens is the real hero of this video

[@MegaThunderfist]

I'm envious of some of these drunks, they seem so productive 🤣

[@lollybirdy]

These are just pure feats of amazement.

[@michellehennagan]

The title: " Times drinking did not end well Me: does it ever?

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

A friend got black out drunk. Put a cheap wedding ring on his hand and got a cheap crack whore to pose with him and a man in a suit and a black book. Told him he got married last night. Lots of fun as he was already married.

[@lesbianinhaler]

@@crazyboy-gz3jm ooh nice

[@allonifrah3465]

@1:25 doesn't belong here, really. It did end well. The cat clearly loves it.

[@RustyWindChimes]

The scrabble one was just plain cool.

[@missinsuccessful]

Cat one was adorable 😍

[@hantor0530]

3:52 that is probably the most impressive thing I have ever seen someone achieve

[@lpssoda222]

I LOVE THE CAT SPAGHETTI!!!

[@davidvasquez8083]

Thewolfiequeen aj OMFG me toooo

[@KitsunErinn]

The Francis Ajax thing totally broke me, I burst out laughing

[@Ana-dn5fl]

2:08 If your friend is *that* wasted, wait for them to get inside before driving off

[@catcam4028]

Yes

[@taleandclawrock2606]

Yeah, put him to bed.😂

[@mintycrazy4175]

Words cannot express how impressed I am

[@bubbles2893]

5:00 Man this man bought an ostrich before Chandler from Mr.Beast did

[@MichaelClark-uw7ex]

Looks like an Emu.

[@lesbianinhaler]

Mr. Beast got gold diggers, that's why i ain't subbing to him..

[@jocelynecupcake]

what about Spender in icarly? remember when he bought an ostrich? is that even legal in the US?

[@zoeyhaskell5892]

I got drunk once and woke up to a brand new keyboard/piano in my living room. Someone (me) made a drunken Best Buy run lol I kept the piano/keyboard

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

7:00 I like how he had to label “Squirrel”

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

My dad learned German on a night of drinking too much. Started speaking German and still knows it till this day (he already knew a little)

[@deathfangthegothicgamer5601]

0:58 that so adorable just like the seal painting

[@savannahcarpenter777]

You know those times when you get so drunk you buy top hats for your toad? Yeah, gotta keep that one in the book of mischief 😂😂😂😂

[@Gynra]

Now my toad wants one!

[@heathermyers5655]

6:55 that guy is so sweet

[@imjustafan5762]

3:50 Woah!! I didn't know being drunk can make you so talented

[@TheHiredGun187]

@0:17 I think your drinking session ended the best way possible. Give Spaghetti head scratches for me

[@Sleeping_Lizard-zo7df]

Dude, I'd be absolutely devastated if dropped my burrito. Won't even be drunk.

[@chelseasheehan9227]

Wasn’t drunk, but I got that feeling after dropping a hot chocolate bomb.

[@Sleeping_Lizard-zo7df]

@@chelseasheehan9227 lol

[@diybronwynsmith263]

I love the drunk potato Mom and the designed an airplane guy! Whaaatttt..? Too cool truly funny

[@debra9393]

That was so funny, really laughed🤣 a lot and can relate to quite a few situations . Loved the netflix one, also the mac gift with loving note written from drunk to sober. Thanks for compiling.

[@Youeverthinkthat]

I would probably be the one to get a cat and name it something weird. 😂😅

[@Canada_Dominium]

So, how are you and Something Weird doing?

[@Champagne1]

Could you please leave some of these on the screen a little longer, it’s hard to read and see at the same time ???? 🤣🤣🌈🇨🇦

[@someoneyouknow3529]

Loved them!!😂😂🤣

[@gamingwithgrg7489]

Omg hilarious Stoned or drunk makes u something mad or???? That calculator part omg

[@ashleyhitachiin7257]

My partner narrated me playing fetch and a little tug of war with my dog as if it is in the dog's point of view trying to teach me to hold onto the toy only to get upset that I threw it only to come back to try to teach me again. It was literally what he was narrating to me while I played with my dog. Years earlier I had a friend who found a kids jacket by an elementary school tried to put it on got it halfway up one arm, walked around like that then took it off to toss it away.

[@sparkleberry6310]

ok but the "Bagel seeds" though 😂

[@MsSteelphoenix]

If I had a nickel for every time someone adopted a cat drunk... I'd only have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@drk321]

I love to drink. You could say it is habitual. My wife even seems concerned sometimes. I have never done most of these things or even close to them when drinking. How did so many of them not burn the house down?

[@Auriraka]

At number 110... WHAT HAPPENED? What did he do, besides drinking, to destroy his own pants? 😂😂😂

[@MichaelClark-uw7ex]

Where can I get one of those Galactic cat shower curtains? More impressive than buying an emu while drunk . . . actually getting it in the back seat of the car.

[@humanoid6365]

4:52 That is something that Joey from “Liv and Maddie” would probably buy 🤣

[@trustlaks]

Ikr

[@cvf253]

4 Minutes in and cry laughing so thats good

[@chinggiskhuree5748]

OMG I wish I could even get that 🍹 drunk!

[@alexisyeater2614]

3:34 Wouldn't it be funny if you also woke up with a bite mark on your phone.😂😂😂

[@anonymousloser3633]

It's annoying that people type mum cause it's just the way they say it they could just type mom it's so stupid

[@stunninggaming6007]

I think it was confused for a power bank

[@aprilc63]

Those were freaking hilarious!!! Hopefully everyone is okay

[@repaterion3611]

Seriously, this makes me remember my "youth" (I'm but 38 though) But man we had great ideas while drunk. 😂🤣

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

Am 63 been there done that. Crawled up stairs many times. Try riding a motorcycle 10 miles home christmas morning. Black out drunk.

[@repaterion3611]

@Lori Hanks As far as I can remember I haven't forgotten anything. 😉🤣

[@markfoster1520]

I can't remember all the stuff I forgot!

[@Sip_ley]

Some of the drunk shopping stuff is brilliant

[@franknicholson6108]

I'm not a drinker now however I used to be and it looks extremely fermliar and some I still scratch my head as to how I did it.

[@chipmorrison3594]

I've found myself in some awkward situations in my younger days 58 now and a little wiser.

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

63 now wiser when sober. Don't drink much anymore. Like 1 or 2 beers per 2 or 3 years. Don't have to wonder what I did last night. With who or to who. Also don't lose auto anymore. Or have to worry if I hit something or someone and just don't remember.

[@MichaelClark-uw7ex]

@@crazyboy-gz3jm I'm 63 and I'm pretty sure I did just about every one of these things...except the ostrich, they are pretty rare in Ohio.

[@deshanzelaya8197]

For some reason the chocolate bar killed me😂

[@jaylenelittle-redfox12183]

I loved the McDonald's one, where they duct taped the guy to the couch.

[@littlellamatv9066]

0:24 what......the........heck......has the world come to send help pls. Btw that seal at the beginning is my fave meme too

[@charlottethebabygay4597]

95% of these ended great I'd say.

[@zackfowler4213]

Bruh #54 really was like "I'm so happy I decided to keep you"

[@ritarobertshaw3382]

I needed a good belly laugh today - GOT ONE!!!

[@hacar3349]

Well, the seat on the toilet is a good invention, I mean, to be drunk 🥴 😳

[@urlove006]

Note to self: Before getting drunk lock the oven, microwave, and devices up so i don't fuck up my things😂

[@catwhisperer7655]

I could go for a frozen strawberry margarita about now with whipped topping and some cherries on top.

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

What part of the country has strawberry margarita? I am from south Texas never seen one. Or heard or one. Might have drank one but not sober. I miss my gallon margarita one and your done. Good luck driving. Walked more than once only a mile home. Sobered up by time I got home. Pig station two hundred yards other way.

[@lastmanstanding2622]

I'm so drunk I actually watched this. 😆

[@kareneastman9695]

The soft Mac & Cheese taco looks good.

[@pepermintf]

3:51 Dang what talented drunk person

[@mrkemblegilstrap]

🤓freakin awesome!

[@MOONCHILD-if2rv]

My parents did the part with the alarm too😂😂

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Drunk or not, the baggie full of cereal and milk is pure brilliance.👍

[@benjaminevans2422]

I gotta hang out with these people. When I wake up. I don't know what I talked to myself about.

[@hollysallows1352]

Aw! That seal meme looks so good, though!

[@dunwoodie27]

81 and 82 totally relate 😂🤣😂😂

[@conniemuse8549]

My mom and my aunt got drunk years ago and made fried chicken. Only problem was that they used powdered sugar instead of flour, so we ended up with candied chicken. It was completely inedible but hilarious.

[@lesbianinhaler]

Pfft..i wanna taste that.

[@scottjeune154]

@@lesbianinhaler me too! Musta been like boneless spare ribs

[@smellycat3861]

3:17 Life's short. ..build that airplane.

[@ukar69]

I know someone who got so drunk they woke up in the disabled toilet in a random office building which was closed for the weekend. He had to call the security guard.

[@kiley5025]

1:10 I love that one

[@shmiggle7492]

2:18, i don't understand..

[@MsJipsey26]

Tom me a minute as well lol. The red line is the route they took to their door despite being dropped off a short distance from their door

[@robinnico7702]

One time when I was drunk I confessed to being in love with an anime character

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

0:24 A WOMAN OF CULTURE!!!!!

[@kimkardashiansimplants1735]

Lmoa the stringray pic was actually rlly creative

[@ChandaMijaAuthentic]

Being drunk makes life pleasant than just being a sleepyhead.

[@tinasmith9967]

I couldn't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@crazyboy-gz3jm]

What is so funny is you see yourself doing those things.

[@roderickgolden9258]

Haven't laughed so hard in ages!

[@MrThaiThomas]

Nice and thanks a lot, let me keep my no drunk, better not drink at all solution for years. Some of those results could really got more bad.

[@morganmccabe6259]

I loved it!

[@isabelv483]

15:50 lol i love that quote

[@jessicajahn4005]

11:47 I think he is onto something!

[@simplewombat7442]

People need to get drunk more often if they end up adopting cats every time.

[@thetaekwondoe3887]

I'm curious how this even happens. Can it be done online now?

[@simplewombat7442]

@@thetaekwondoe3887 maybe. Maybe they just take one from outside

[@scottjeune154]

I would wake up to cell phone pics of snarky kitties pumping me full of cheap liquor to coerce me. "Dude, more rum and he'll adopt Smitty with the 3 legs too!"

[@katiesophiathrussellprice1650]

I love that emu

[@KardboardKenny]

gotta admit A) glad i don't drink and B) glad i have no leeches...ugh, friends.

[@meh3789]

The taxi one is sweet and kind of creepy. What if he was trying to kidnap you?

[@lesbianinhaler]

I don't t h i n k s o

[@princeaying1863]

No.24 He is smart even when drunk Bruh 🤣

[@jocelynecupcake]

The first two ended okay but I don't recommend getting drunk, it can ruin more than you think.

[@markfoster1520]

Yes it can......I haven't smoked since I was 18....... I really want to! Comes & goes. Why this pang at 56 yrs. old?

[@jocelynecupcake]

@@markfoster1520 What? shouldn't have been smoking at all at 18! what did health class teach you? 0_0 I'm really sorry if you didn't have parents to teach you either. Younger people should especially take care of themselves! Self care is important! Smoking at a younger age can cause major health problems in the future.

[@jocelynecupcake]

@RUFUS T. FIREFLY make it 28 xD make it 30 years! Take care of yourself and don't over drink. It's mostly younger people who get drunk badly anyways but still, take care of yourself and stay healthy (sorry I feel like I need to take care of everybody)

[@ACGreyhound04]

2:49 - Is the cat trying to make it better or worse? LOL😂

[@A_very_good_cheese]

0:09 the face can bw improved but the rest is very good

[@christellelajeunesse5734]

I don't think the person who posted the dishwashing liquid name change realized it was hilarious Deadpool reference. LMAO

[@chelseasheehan9227]

There are worse things to wake up to after drinking than having a new furry companion.

[@Canada_Dominium]

A furry companion named Ed or Betty who dresses out at 295

[@NaviNeku24]

Man, that last picture hurt my soul. How dare you ruin tater tots like that! 😢

[@lesbianinhaler]

It's just a picture, it's just a drunk one.

[@TheYoufuckingtubeabl]

All is not lost. If you chip off the outer layer, you may be able to save the, possibly crunchy, center....