Times Kids on the News Made Us Laugh | The Russell Howard Channel

[@nomolun9968]

Imagine being a child then finding out your on a comedy show because you said mum I've shit ma self

[@Sem5626]

then sitting down to watch yourself on teli only to have a bloke with a bung eye screaming out santa isn't real

[@PaladinGear15]

That kid seemed a little too old to be crapping himself o_-

[@HelenBeeee]

@@PaladinGear15 I dunno adults shit themselves all the time I wouldnt be complacent about it..... :))

[@tailssonicteam1604]

@Scooby SnaXx mate you've got the best profile pic I've seen 😂😂😂

[@lucyfishwick1459]

Imagine finding it years later as an adult or even worse a mate finding it 😂

[@aamnahere6250]

That bye from the kid was freaking hilarious.

[@twinklorballin693]

Massive props to the class who learnt sign language for their guy!! That was so sweet 🥲 . Bet that touched his heart more than they will ever know and he will carry that with him forever 😊

[@gregbrogan9061]

Now you're making me cry!

[@RickReasonnz]

One of the reason I love Russell, he not only shares the hilarious but also the sweetest stories.

[@SusanLostSoulsExploring]

I cried! So sweet! 😢

[@MrGiorgioud]

I know! Displays of humanity such as that from.the schoolchildren and the caretaker are all too.rare and welcome....

[@twinklorballin693]

@@MrGiorgioud so true!! We are so focused on the bad that we rarely see the good!! But that was just so sweet 😊

[@gavincarr911]

I love how the kid who was on about Santa's clearest line was what the fuck, clearly learnt the key words for life

[@Rain-zh6lb]

69th like and LMAO

[@AeliaM16Lake]

He might be ahead of the curve, knows the concept of trespassing already even without the words for it yet

[@haroon2602]

Deserves a like just for the sign language birthday song

[@RIXRADvidz]

a 'Like' and a Tear. lots of tears.

[@sophiepires792]

❤

[@notjan]

I liked because of the jingle bells kid

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@RIXRADvidz Yeah that one got me too Rix. Couple of old softies we are eh😊

[@tonocruz2607]

Facts, that shit gave me the chills

[@theashman4290]

“If you eat your carrots you’ll be able to see in the dark” *Who else got told this as a kid??*

[@jameshill9325]

Yep

[@EchoSappho]

No, but I was told watching telly too long will make your eyes become squares. And that if you eat really well, a little bit of the meal will come up from your belly button. Turned out my dad would grab a leftover little piece and pretend he was rummaging around our bellies to find the reward. I refused to eat the bits, because "they're gross growing in your belly and out your belly button"

[@BarugoSama]

Well, i never liked carrots as a kid, and rabbits love them.. Guess who wears glasses now? Hint: not the rabbit xD

[@helenemuscagorry244]

In France it was if you eat vegetable soup, you will grow tall

[@jameshill9325]

Another one in the UK it was if you eat crusts of bread you get curly hair

[@stefbackup]

boy: runs away from the queen me: probably heard that rumour about her being a cannibal

[@paperbag6310]

WHAT!!?

[@furlo1623]

@Kingchoo's Rolling Studios FFS!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lindalowe337]

Mmmmmmm gravy.

[@KkkkB-vi4lk]

@@lindalowe337 saw ur comment and thought "I wasn't the only one to see a documentary about the 'gravy' thing. When I've spoken about it people think I'm losing my mind 😃 but also just thought I'm saying this to u so I hope it is the same thing. I don't know how it's not talked about much. But I suppose when it's mentioned it's like all things said about the celeb/higher industry that it's all conspiracy craziness.

[@Poeticfloetic]

@@TheConMan1 No. As a child we used to say that at school. Too quick to correct.

[@onejediboi]

Russel Howard: don't hit kids Russel peters: beat your kids

[@Illud.Viaticum]

We know who you side with Anakin Cough* order 66

[@leoalper4530]

that's funny coming from you General Skywalker! Last I checked you slaughtered an entire room of younglings!!

[@batmitesolos7097]

Meesa wanta an apprentice Ani. Reject Sheev. Return to Gungan.

[@Charlienmeg]

Sorry for disturbing you. I was looking for the triangle players section, not the nerd section. Sorry again.

[@nadroj-88]

Yes because Anikan doesn’t hit children *wink wink.* He only slices them in half with a burning blade of plasma. Much better to be put out of your misery.

[@acequeenofthedeck8431]

The kid who did the jingle bells actually impressed me XD. he knew the beat, just not the words. So, instead of quitting, he came up with lyrics ON THE SPOT, and even made it sound kinda decent! If I didn't know the song, I could believe those were the words by the sheer CONFIDENCE he had XD

[@mimi_kt]

Boy:"i think she's amazing. Aren't you?" Girl, biggest grin:"yes" That was soooo sweet❤

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

Not gonna lie, i burst out in tears seeing the amputee cancer survivor get hugged by her classmates.

[@shadophaxx2401]

Any comedian can make you laugh, but it takes a special one to make you genuinely smile

[@debbskyj]

Exactly, I can have tears rolling down my face laughing and then he'll tell a beautiful story.

[@dantevalehuntik28]

I kinda wish for a compilation of all the times Russell made himself crack up lol

[@julianrrushi5530]

That would be a looongg complition

[@Verybigbottleofv0dka]

@@julianrrushi5530 but I bet its worth watching 😂😂

[@Kikokiki_tt]

Strict parents just have great liars as children.

[@caitlindavies9670]

Yes they do

[@xgreenjacket]

Fact! I never got caught lying as a kid and my dad liked to dish out beats

[@Siziusmopul]

Literally

[@juratory8876]

Yep.

[@MorbidAngel609]

@@xgreenjacket Q

[@CS-pi5oc]

I was beaten nearly every day. I struck out on my own at age 17 but my kids who were not struck have surpassed me in their accomplishments. Plus, they respect and love me.

[@fayesummerill5100]

When they showed the Amelia part I was so Proud as I know that girl personally she the sweetest girl ever... she once broke her prosthetic foot cause she was so excited to dance again...

[@sandoumir4348]

"I am so proud for knowing somebody". The (pathetic) world we live in summed up beautifully . . .

[@georgina-a]

@@sandoumir4348 Knocking someone for being proud of a friend who has bravely overcome adversity (and been recognised for this achievement)? Jealous - either of the achievement or the fact she has friends? The only thing pathetic about this world is the people like you in it who are jealous of a child getting attention and love for beating cancer... Dick...

[@gregbrogan9061]

@@sandoumir4348 -Wow - That's the way you read it? You're sick - seek help!

[@gregbrogan9061]

She is obviously loved by the class, and she has the best smile through all the suffering. Yah - She is amazing!

[@fayesummerill5100]

@@sandoumir4348 it’s not them I’m proud of knowing her, it’s the fact that I’m proud of how far she’s come and I’ve witnessed so much of that story, the good and the bad so I know what she’s been through, she’s so inspirational...

[@CT_5293]

Russ is one of my favourite comedians because he mix laughter and seriousness to together and link back to joke he starts of with it just mad how he can connect seriousness with laughter balance .

[@monroerobbins7551]

3:58 whenever I see this video, I wanna cry, it’s just so sweet 9:28 I love that they’re just like “GET IT, THEO”, it’s just so much funnier, amping the little champion up

[@irenafreidin2932]

That kid blowing out the candle had me sending him allmy strength too. Lol

[@theee219]

That caretaker one was just wholesome

[@raeallen8387]

That 7 year old is Sonic the hedgehog in human form, gotta go fast 🏎️🤣

[@deano43]

Saying happy birthday to a deaf caretaker, jokes on you, I meant to cry anyway.

[@Poeticfloetic]

Love the clip of the children hugging the little girl returning from cancer treatment. 😭😭😭😭😭😄😁❤️❤️❤️

[@amberlance3221]

1:43 - this child is a true introvert.. I can just see the gears turning "Guests?! I guess he will want me laying out milk and cookies or something!"

[@xfreja]

the sign language clip made me cry :( the look on the guy’s face is so precious

[@stevensmith2712]

' mommy I've shit my pants' has to be the greatest 😂😂😭

[@h_v_2835]

My mum said that Nutella was grown-up marmite so she could have more

[@tailssonicteam1604]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@mintfreightage7670]

😂

[@nickieriley7733]

Hahaha love her

[@maryamr6850]

1:13 the mum's just there like "shit shit shit. SHIT"

[@paulhoskin5353]

Had dinner with Russell in Wellington, New Zealand, tonight. He's as awesome in real life as he is on the stage. Lovely, good human being.

[@napoleonbonerfarte6739]

Who paid

[@doctorwholover1012]

Bruh, when that baby saw the toy isle for the first time, that hit different 😂😂😂

[@gracepuckey3090]

Now time to create times Russell made us laugh, basically a compilation of every single show Russell has ever done.

[@brandonstreeton7157]

The thing is strict parents don't tech kids to behave they teach kids to be sly and how to get away with things

[@Leo25059]

And listen for footsteps

[@UZIKING]

It's all true, But at least it gives us content for r/entitledparents.

[@evawambani7992]

@@Leo25059 now I can listen for my mother-in-law's footsteps..

[@user-oc3zl1vw2p]

Not me and my sibling comforting ecahother less than 10 minutes ago cuz we both having hella dysphoria and wanna do the sewer slide- they're 10 fam like they should have a childhood but noo emotional abuse Instead 😂

[@marieejayne]

Strict parents basically amped up our survival skills lmao Sauce: I have a strict Asian mom 😂

[@virulor]

3:53 is honestly adorable

[@pixiepie3774]

Saw Russell live a few years ago which was brilliant. I became disabled not long after and find it difficult to go to theatres now because of no nearby parking or access. Love how he mentioned the very much untalked about disabled people. x

[@21anusha]

Aww that bit with the caretaker 🥰. He must have felt so appreciated☺☺☺

[@chloevadgama5855]

Kids are just brilliant aren't they?! 😂

[@kristn6513]

I laugh so loud my neighbor must think I've gone mental. Thank you✌️💙🐕

[@LinkTheFusky]

5:53 10 years time he’ll be at the olympics and he’ll beat usain bolts world record

[@nightavenger375]

We will watch their career with great interest

[@oliviadaly4795]

I think he will. Based on the speed he ran 100m, he'd be 7.77 sec off Usain Bolt's world record of 19.19 sec. He said has his sights set on the Olympics

[@robbinmcoley6827]

@@potatomer Pah did this at school under 10 many years before the bolt hit the news...Me and paul murphy from dorcan school..Hes still about ask him....These days be lucky to do in twenty mins on the zimmer.hehe

[@lalibellapayne8384]

As a Jamaican and a track fan I approve this message

[@Nazo_moon]

I’m an nhs worker and I’ve had a tough week. This video made my bloody day. Thank you 🙏🏼 !!!!!

[@brillsmith2207]

and im someone who stayed at home to save lives and protect the NHS... i think you need to remember who saved lives... it was us not you. you wasnt performing tracheostomies was you... STAY HOME PROTECT THE NHS SAVE LIVES = WE SAVED LIVES BY STAYING HOME AND PROTECTING THE NHS just sick of nurses acting like they did something when they didn't.... half of you refused to wear decent PPE because it wasnt provided for you (which it should have been) but i managed to buy FDA approved KF94 Masks and you could have done the same (using money from jobseekers allowance which is much less than any wages)

[@Nazo_moon]

@@brillsmith2207 no ones talking about saving lives. But wow. What a strange comment.

[@Wadses]

Now to create ‘When Russel’s made us laugh’ and put everything he’s ever said on it

[@ralphmarbaniang]

Now, I am gonna be looking for a compilation of kids swearing 😂😂😂

[@aussieAl-pd8qo]

I wonder if the cops say "please blow into this bag sir" and I just act like that kid who can't blow. Legend.

[@LockheartCrow]

3:46 This is too freaking wholesome my goddddd…

[@user-sh2rc5kc7x]

I don't blame the kid that crawled out when introduced as their adopted son. How about just son? Wouldn't that suffice?

[@ayischatouray9548]

Russel is the only thing getting me through quarantine 😌✨

[@carltonbanks8251]

That 7 year old that did the 100 m in 13 seconds has a great future for himself. If he carries on like that until he grows up, he will see some great success.

[@stevencoates3382]

If he cut his hair imagine how fast he'd go then?!?!

[@DanielWilliams-tv3rd]

No matter how bad the news is or how busy a day you've had in work, you can always count on stand up comedians to cheer you up

[@RIXRADvidz]

My Mom quit 'getting the belt' when we quit crying while she was spanking us. That's when she had to get creative. Grounding, no TV, can't go out, in your room, chores without rewards, no pocket money, to bed after dinner, she knew how long it took to walk home from school - the phone would be ringing as I was trying to get in the door. Creative.

[@zippyustar6350]

Good Mom 👏🏻🥳

[@alicepersson9568]

@@zippyustar6350 old comment but yea i disagree

[@iliabadry9736]

This almost made me want kids in the future.

[@isdrevenge8764]

3:25 The joy. The pure joy. He has discovered tranquility

[@lovelyskull3483]

I adore Russell Howard. Bravo. I will watch these forever.

[@marimullan4012]

Our daughter would sneak inappropriate clothing to school. I worked midnights. I got woke up @ 10 every day by the school calling. 2 hours of sleep after 12 hour shifts. I finally told her if she did it 1 more time I would walk her into school with my ratty bathrobe, old nightie, fuzzy pink slippers and hair in curlers. She thought I was joking. Nope. I walked her into school holding her hand and went to class with her. No more inappropriate clothing issues for the rest of the year. It was so bad that she was almost expelled because of it. The principal the last day of school thanked me I guess they had no more issues with any of the other kids either LOL. Mom power!

[@chloemilf420]

This really lifted my spirits ❤️ reminds me so much of my daughter when she was one n she went through a short phase of telling me to 'piss off' 😂 I got her to stop not long after but my god it was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@becky2235]

Nothing better than a new Russell Howard upload to cheer your week up!

[@SheriLynNut]

The last wee chap has me gasping for breath I’m laughing so hard bless him

[@dionettaeon]

I believe it was Sir Ken Robinson who said, "When kids don't know, they'll have a go".

[@drewvideos]

Honestly, the reaction to the queen was perfect!!!

[@MrAgathok]

I actually was afraid of Santa coming to my house like, how does he come in?? How do my parents let it happen? And if he can, who are you to tell me a burglar can't? My parents told me the truth right away so would I stop annoying them 🤣

[@Goggin68]

that wee boy knew the queen is a lizard person

[@craiglister7110]

Russel you make me laugh 😂 and cry 😢 in a 10 minute video 👍🏻

[@MoniB888]

Never heard of this man before (American, Sorry 😉), but I absolutely adore him. What a handsome guy with an awesome sense of humor! 🥰❤️❤️

[@daniellechapman1842]

Thanks for telling my kids santa isn't real 😂😂😂 🤦‍♀️ next time I'll wear headphones

[@iStormUK]

I do love Russel Howard, no matter whats goin' on, wherever, whoever, he makes me laugh so hard, my mascara runs from the laughter tears. XD Yes, you are responsible for my panda eyes lately Russel! :P

[@K_ingh16]

Russel: you shouldn't hit kids Americans: shoots kids

[@swiggityswoater4191]

Upgrades people upgrades

[@kryten1016]

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they’re aimed at younger audiences

[@K_ingh16]

@@kryten1016 had us in the first half not gonna lie then American police took our lives in the next half

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@kryten1016 😄😆😑😢

[@tailssonicteam1604]

😂😂😂

[@maryannsarkady7950]

The little guy singing Jingle Bells was so sweet and the little girl going back to school after her leg amputation was sweet and brave.

[@chrishodgins8168]

I love it so much more when there's an audience laughing

[@alexhenderson4420]

Top 10, Russel is so funny.

[@nikkibyrne4241]

Omg I'm in stitches 😂😂 that lil boy though "mammy,iv shit my pants!" 😂😂😂

[@bluediamond1414]

When my faith in humanity fades, its the kids that remind me of the joy, hope and strength of the human spirit.

[@Jenn-W]

That last bit about santa deserved wayyyyy more laughs, I laughed my ass off

[@claire-christmas-august73]

3.54 mark had my all teary.. 🥺 that was magic! 😆 👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻🇦🇺

[@factstrumpprejudice6740]

Russell is a hero. Nuff said. ❤

[@marcthomas4294]

I came for the laughs and ended up crying at that poor brave lil girl

[@nektekket852]

Your tears do you credit brother 🙏

[@lordrampenthump422]

7:55 Old MacFadden use to ride on a waffles orphan slay!

[@50sRockChick]

That boy blowing out that candle was hilarious.

[@gracepuckey3090]

Boris Johnson, I think wed all like to say, on behalf of the population 1:00

[@Simon-vg3rj]

I love. That part of the video

[@shamusot00le]

Great video. I laughed, I cried, Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@Tarantio1983]

I think I'm going to hell ... My first thought on seeing that kid who swallowed a whistle was "I'd never get bored of seeing him get tickled for hours"

[@harrytyrrell2124]

That baby going down the toy aisle is how I am with LEGO

[@ellabella7621]

It's definitely not a good idea to let 6 year old children vote, but I'm from Austria where you can vote from the age of 16 and I always have fun when old people complain about how teenagers don't care about politics and shouldn't be allowed to vote, because then I just start asking them simple questions about our politics, like "what programms does *political party* have?" And they mostly have no idea. And yeah, I know lots of teenagers who don't care about politics, but I know more that care about their right to vote. And most teens that don't vote have parents that don't vote, so at this point it's not about age anymore. And I also heard the arguement "kids are too easily influenced by their parents" which I find funny when I hear older people who's parents have often already died say "my parents have always voted for X party, so i'll vote for them till I die. (Sorry for the rant, just tired of being told I'm too young to know about politics, or being called stupid because of my age)

[@heyysimone]

Last year for Christmas, the NZ prime minister basically said "Santa doesnt have Covid, hes immune, hes still coming" because we didnt want to ruin christmas for them

[@the_moatiny]

Parents tell us not to lie yet they lie to us as kids The cycle never stops

[@pstuff]

A friends child said his first word in a supermarket. A pensioner was doing the "oh aren't you a good boy" etc. when Ben looked up at him, slowly pointed and said "dickhead". It was at that point his mother decided she had to curtail her swearing while driving around with him in the car seat.

[@fisherking7798]

😂😂😂 thank you for sharing

[@jacquelinevarghese2253]

Russell you NEVER fail to make me chuckle 🤣....God bless you!

[@veganvocalist4782]

🤣😂😆 ahhhhhhh man that kid at the end BRILLIANT 😂

[@just-abdul9862]

Russel is too funny

[@distinguishedcat7727]

Honestly needed a bit of russell. Thanks

[@Soul_404.]

“EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!” - ever person ever

[@scbtripwire]

🎶A one force open sleigh!🎵

[@J-FLaw]

We just wish that Cancer never existed & anyone going through it, stay strong and prayers are always with you ❤️. P.s. Russell Howard is the best comedian, me & my best friend Luke are a big fan of you!!

[@saltysleigh7838]

I'm an American who just discovered Russell. We're going to protest CBS to trade James Corden for Russell Howard.

[@nektekket852]

No mate, we're keeping Russell, you can keep that bag of shite.

[@tigerwalton545]

The baby going down the toy aisle for the first time sounded just like Johnny Vegas.

[@jonesnat87]

That kid dropped a mix tape of Jingle bells and Old McDonald had a farm .... brilliant

[@og_moist7772]

2:11 this joke Is incredible

[@lindaward3156]

the confidence of the jingle bell tyke cracked me up/impressed me ☮️

[@mrmojomajestic8317]

Come for the wonky eye Stay for the laughs and the crys.

[@Emy53]

This was great. Thank you.

[@Stonersteve26]

1:09 That was the most adorable f**k off ever.!

[@mrbeebs44]

The kid in blue at 3:15 thereabouts is the most Scottish child I’ve ever seen

[@shadowwolf12398]

1:13 lol the mums facial expression