Craziest Moments In Sports | The Russell Howard Channel

[@marklaw5116]

Those lobsters were bright red, which means they’ve already been cooked. He just threw two dead lobsters into the sea.

[@MarijnvdSterre]

I didn't know about them turning red after cooking. You send me of to a nice search. I am not completely sure the second one was actually red, but even so. Since only around one in ten million lobsters are naturally red before cooking, I am sure you are right.

[@sandormacneil7580]

At least the sharks got something to eat

[@harrisondenton2621]

​@@sandormacneil7580 sharks eat live prey

[@louiserose2609]

Thank you Russell for the much needed laughter and chuckles!!!

[@PapiVegano]

“Thank you Jesus For Bringing Russel” -African mum and her kids

[@tompreston7896]

What's funny about Miller is that the fight fell through because he was found doping... Must have found traces of Anthony Joshua

[@jamiemiller7316]

In Tyson Fury's defense the cow was already dead, where the lobster was able to be set free.

[@duderyandude9515]

But him paying for the steak is the reason she is dead. It’s the same reason we hold people responsible for HIRING a hitman even if they don’t carry out the murder themself. It’s simple supply and demand. Cows won’t be killed for steak in a vegan world, would they? so he is just as culpable. That’s why he smiled afterwards, because of the comical hypocrisy, I just don’t think the cow found it very funny.

[@jamiemiller7316]

@@duderyandude9515 I was just being silly.

[@duderyandude9515]

@@jamiemiller7316 Maybe, but I thought you were trying to provide a justification. 😅 Regardless, the point is made.

[@jamiemiller7316]

@@duderyandude9515 👍

[@lordbaemon1467]

@@duderyandude9515 This is why people don't like vegans

[@theenigma2861]

0:48 he looks like Sauron became a gameshow host and stole the sequins from one of Steve Harvey's jackets

[@annaagiantritis3916]

Could watch him all day, so entertaining, a breath of fresh air! 🥰

[@vladmirkuhn233]

The stories about Raheem Sterling are horrific. It reminds of what Berti Vogts (ex- German football manager) once said about himself - If I could walk on water everyone would claim that I cannot swim.

[@jacquinduplessis2219]

When do we see your brother with his Weatherspoons humor.

[@arthurtheslime9359]

He starred in a clip a few seasons back when he was shagging a motorcycle

[@alfsmith4936]

Just after a terrible impression of the Queen saying something mildly not queenlike I imagine.

[@arthurtheslime9359]

@@alfsmith4936 surprisingly no! What a shocker. No he was doing a bit about thag guy who shags his car.

[@theothervoiceguy2168]

Hey are names are similar my name is Jacque👌

[@iaincowell9747]

@@alfsmith4936 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnamhqWio712p80

[@annb3811]

Note to ones self.. Do not watch Russell while on bus with headphones on.. Gettin funny looks gigglin to myself😂😂😂😂

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Look around and announce loudly "Sorry I was just thinking of what you'll faces will look like when the bomb goes off" then just go back to watch the video.

[@andycontento3563]

That was back in 2018, and still there's racism in sports, why can't people just live and let live?

[@LeonieJMerry]

I wonder how many people who gave Sterling abuse back then, were bigging him up in the cup final recently? Football hooligans are hypocritical as well as moronic.

[@hks2377]

There’s still racism all over, sadly. I suppose because racists would rather stay ignorant than admit they’re wrong.

[@duderyandude9515]

Because we’re taught bigotry ever since we’re born: we’re taught that certain beings are inferior to us to the point that we can kill them needlessly and then we make jokes about Tyson Fury’s hypocrisy.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

@@duderyandude9515 Because it should be mentioned. And no, not all of us are raised in racism. If that were true you wouldn’t have different races uniting to fight against those that insist racism needs to be a thing.

[@lichkinggamer5708]

Because people like trump live

[@xRiizo]

Don't even care that it's basically a clip show, still funny.

[@sophieduarri6206]

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[@redhydra2871]

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[@FullyChargedSRG]

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[@atlanticluciano]

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[@markritchie2061]

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[@Arctic-void-z7f]

5:39 Yeah after year I always come back to this clip I wish she continues The Russell Howard hour

[@nitzyblack6143]

Russell Howard makes my day!

[@PssychologybyQFG4010]

Thank you for sharing. 'I don't like to kill animals, I will have steak'. Hilarious!

[@duderyandude9515]

I don’t think the cow found it funny.

[@Kat-mu8wq]

@@duderyandude9515 I mean the cow would have died either way.. As a farmer I can tell vegans if everyone suddenly turned vegan, there would be a mass slaughter of every animal bred for food. They arent going to be set free as 1) they don't have the ability to survive in the wild as they've never learnt how to defend themselves 2) many countries don't have the predators to keep population of these animals under control. There is currently around 3 chickens for every 1 human. Tberes around 7.8billion people, you can figure out how many chickens that is to be slaughtered if they're no longer required.

[@msfifi8669]

@@duderyandude9515 Absolutely not, The way Tyson said was I don’t mean the actual event.

[@timtreefrog9646]

@@Kat-mu8wq the billions of animals on the planet now are only alive because we mass breed them. As less meat is consumed, less animals will be bred. The process has been (and will) gradual. The only way in which millions of animals are just let loose in each country is if everyone went vegan all at the same time... It is not going to happen.

[@backgroundfella1374]

@@timtreefrog9646 but just to add on a point, you say it will be gradule, but farmers will aimply not care for the animals as whats the point? There source of income is out, theyll die practically at once, whether that be of Starvation or dehydration. They need us to live as they cannot survive in the wild alone, and if they dont bring us an income well whats the point?

[@pjackson2064]

The very last scene had me in stitches

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

The way Russell said “oh nooo” had me howling 😂😂😂 As a Scot, I approve this imitation 👍

[@minigrande1939]

Only British sense of humor could say "Not bad for a fat guy who cant punch"that comment would be lost or misunderstood be it any other nationality

[@ebbhead20]

Nah, that's actually very Scandinavian that. It's sort of a standard line here.. Used to make a comeback with the same claim, at someone who used it at you. We love that shit here.. 😎

[@minigrande1939]

@@ebbhead20 sarcasm

[@lichkinggamer5708]

@@minigrande1939 it’s good to see another brit

[@ebbhead20]

@@lichkinggamer5708 he aint the only one. 😎

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

No, Only USA.

[@theena]

The Anthony Joshua presser sure sounds like a Key and Peele skit about boxers escalating threats to such an extent it ends up sounding super sexual. Oh and they get married after the fight. Consequences!

[@infires2013]

Seeing Russell on Sunday for his show. Can't wait!!

[@emmaputt2183]

Thanks Russell I really needed a good laugh.

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

For once my favourite line wasn't from Russell, just his choice..."I'll have a steak"

[@immaculatepasta3418]

2021 and racism is STILL an issue in football 🙃

[@hks2377]

And life, unfortunately.

[@voodoochile333]

@@hks2377 stop knifing people and get an education

[@lichkinggamer5708]

@@voodoochile333 it’s shanking and we have lots of education mate because we’re English, there’s not much else to do

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Race will ALWAYS be a problem, until we finally mix enough that we become all one color. Skin color is the most ridiculous thing in the world to hate someone for, as it's impossible for them to change it and has no bearing on what kind of person they are. Hating someone over their skin color is just wrong.

[@Lasercatss]

If I’m having a drink and watching one of your videos…I have to pause it as I keep spitting water out haha

[@kimdenault1300]

I am addicted to Russell Howard! 😂👏🇨🇦

[@oliversherman2414]

That dog saving the goal was amazing

[@ChristineAustralia74]

Don't kill lobsters.... Eat a cow🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ebbhead20]

Well, lobsters have moved up in life since B52s started singing about them. Although i think The Sugarcubes mentioned them first.. 😁

[@ar.71944]

If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother -Sun Tsu

[@championshipmanager-therev3539]

3:39 Grand Slam of Farts - more like...

[@janmulcahy1458]

Thank you Jesus for bringing Russell

[@callumpolaa.k.adjvinylrise2543]

i was in tears when russell mimicked the i feel antony joshua speech XD

[@LonewolfGaming1]

“Tattoo’s don’t make you do stuff” - Right. People should be free to express themselves without being blamed for the crimes of others.

[@maxinesandland490]

My neighbours must think I am a nut job, because I have head phones in when watching Russell Howard!!!and laugh out loud 😊

[@alexsmith1855]

I say we just abolish twitter people like that getting mad over a proposal is just mind blowing

[@NancyWheelersHugeassRifle]

The last ones just twitter for you though they have to find everything problematic but refuse to see that they themselves are a problem too

[@fenecofeneco19]

You will love the face of a chinese female gold medalist diver, being proposed in front of everyone by her badly placed (for a chinese) boyfriend...

[@hks2377]

Twitter exemplifies why so many businesses stopped using “suggestion boxes”, years ago. Then again, it’s been used to expose government oppression, racist employers, etc.

[@Kat-mu8wq]

To be fair.. Only about 15% of women want a public proposal. The idea of it was coined as a way of control by men.. Its harder to say no when there's a crowd.. People don't often like making a scene.. However in this instance she was clearly happy so all worked out for him.

[@malachymccabe3772]

Oh shut up

[@jackrobinson9403]

One day we are all going to look back on "Public Marriage Proposals" and realise it was just one step away from Rape. In fact marriage itself is just financial and sexual slavery of women. Us progressives think women deserve more than to be sold for cattle to serve as a live in bangmaid for whatever hobosexual excuse for a man has captured them and used public manipulation tactics to control them. Yes this is how you kind of people sound.

[@goldenpony822]

@@jackrobinson9403 huh it (mariage) is financial protection for the stay at home moms in many countries

[@Kat-mu8wq]

@@goldenpony822 I think he was saying to me that I think marriages shouldn't exist because apparently he thinks that I think its slavery for women. Which I do not. I know plenty happily married couples, homosexual and heterosexual. What I'm saying is proposals should be a private thing between couples, the fact many men (not all, some just wish to show everyone their love for this person) will use it as a way to not be rejected, as from experience I have found rejecting men sometimes has consequences if that particular male has a fragile ego. (Such as those rejected in night clubs may follow the lady that rejected him and rape her) it happens a lot more than people think.. anyway.. The point remains the same. If people want to celebrate their love publicly, they can do so afterwards with a party with family and friends. Strangers don't need and probably don't give a damn. -there is a video of a wealthy Chinese man being rejected by a Russian woman. His behaviour after the public rejection shows what I'm talking about.. Abusive men with fragile egos. While majority.. Meaning a bit over half of men are perfectly fine. I personally have given up on them. I wish this couple well. 🙃

[@jocomfiresin6982]

What I've never understood was the impulse to like hide a wedding ring and make the girl find it? What is going through your head there... And it's almost always in food... Like that isn't just a dumb cowardly way to make her food hazardous... I wonder if anyone has accidentally killed there girlfriend doing that? like that eat it and choke to death... Anyways if I had to propose I'd just hand carve a wooden heart 🫀 not ❤️ and pain it with my blood "Gotta specifically prepare that kinda paint cause it does rott." Then forge a small dagger with the inscription will you marry me on it. Cause a ring is bullshit but my heart and a knife to stab it with symbolizes marriage a lot better.

[@veefrain6232]

In his defence.... The lobster was still alive

[@samuelbarber6177]

If tattoos make you do something, then there’d be a hole lot more child superheroes out there. (I know they’re temporary… it’s a joke)

[@agt155]

WE should idolise guns.

[@samuelbarber6177]

@@agt155 why? They’re weapons of murder. They’re only real function is to kill things.

[@agt155]

@@samuelbarber6177 racist

[@samuelbarber6177]

@@agt155 huh?

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

So, they fly until bathtime...then what?

[@ifeeldeadinsideD2]

We all love Russell

[@maresnite]

Thanks Russell !! 🤔🤨🥴😜😂🤣 Laughter is the best 🤣✌️

[@sierrahunterlewis7677]

Originally from Memphis TN and living in Vegas, I have to say I Russell AND his TOUR Vegas PLEASE 💞💞💞

[@shadophaxx2401]

I can't decide if "andanie Jashwaaa" or "aww nuuuu" is funnier

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

The funniest thing is your comment has a "translate to English option!"

[@shadophaxx2401]

​@@bilindalaw-morley161 Im speaking the language of gods

[@autumbreeze1129]

Currently stuck in a 7 day lockdown in South Australia thanks to some Covidiots, so this is a welcome distraction

[@thejuiceking2219]

permission to steal the term Covidiot

[@taffytop]

All that canned laughter, is that a new t-shirt Russ?

[@animelytical8354]

The end! 💀💀💀

[@vickibrown8490]

While laughing about the smelly darts- I farted! 😆 💨

[@Iamtheliquor]

8:29 don’t read the sun

[@joetheyiddo]

Those lobsters where cooked 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@Mortthemoose]

That's what I was thinking!

[@iChillypepper]

How is throwing COOKED lobster back into the ocean freeing the lobster?! Fury is just feeding the sharks 🤣

[@gavincarstens6497]

2:40 if you listen he says to take the elastic of them IE they are still alive, most high end restaurants keep live crab and shelfish

[@duderyandude9515]

@@gavincarstens6497 And BOIL THEM ALIVE although that has been outlawed recently. But ONLY recently. It’s disgusting how mainstream animal abuse is.

[@angrydoggy9170]

@@duderyandude9515 That’s not how any decent cook would do it. It ruins the flesh. You take a sharp knife and smash it through the head, killing the lobster instantly. That way the meat remains tender.

[@amarmallhi3997]

The problem with freeing that lobster is when they take the elastic cuffs off their claws, the claws no longer work so they'll definitely become shark food.

[@bigboredthing]

@@angrydoggy9170 It's the same with any animal, if they are cooked alive they produce massive amounts of lactic acid which tastes bitter and makes the meat tough. So for the best meat, be humane.

[@annahenning7197]

Gawn Russell tell them the truth 👏🏾

[@extremetitan1881]

now we get a rematch between wilder and fury that noone asked for

[@coggaming3796]

Reporter: What is the source of your power? Tyson: 100 push ups 100 sit ups 10km run and finally wanking 7 times a day without rest!

[@connorjones2498]

Love it

[@xtheamazingax]

Wow, you're telling me about this. You're telling me about that. Keep talking, Russ. Don't fall into a stupid trap. Also, I like the fact that Gary Anderson was on this video. He tells it like it is. 😁

[@whatyousaidbud]

I think if I was on £100k a week I probably wouldn't give a shit what people thought or said about me.

[@alfsmith4936]

Bit selfish don't you think?

[@whatyousaidbud]

Being on £100k a week and still expecting your fans to pay an obscene amount of money for a kit and tickets to the GAME. Yeah that is a bit selfish.

[@lichkinggamer5708]

@@alfsmith4936 if you was getting £100k a week then you would be like him

[@justheretosaysomething475]

1:15 HEY! It's showed results.

[@Jill_of_trades]

4:42 - those who swear on other people's lives when trying to look persuasive of their claim tend to be (selfish) Liars to me; a truly very disgusting type of person. I think 'swear on your own life'

[@danmoar94]

What a beautiful maniac that man is

[@stalinsoulz7872]

All hail. Gypsy King 👑

[@GlennDavey]

These must be old clips because in the latest one Russell Howard looks like he's aging into Stephen Merchant

[@jagenv]

We need to kick out the sun newspaper!

[@mohammedasifkhan9186]

We’re having steak 😂

[@mmjackk]

0:04 "Fury" and "Wilder"? Do these boxers pick their own names?

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Ok. Help me out someone please. I'm a native English speaker and even though l've listened to that darts player 3 times AND put the subtitles on l have NO idea what he said.

[@Spectublend]

He said he swore (promised) on his children’s life that he didn’t fart on stage. He then said that when he’s on stage and farts he shits (poos) himself

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@Spectublend Thank you Megan. So, his proof for not being the farter is that if he had been, he would have also been the sharter! Good grief. Hoist by his own petard. Pun intended. BTW The subtitles are hilarious. They clearly have less idea of what he's saying than l did. 😁

[@Spectublend]

@@nikiTricoteuse Yes, you get it. It's still hilarious he mentioned that in a documentry. I can just imagine an interviewer asking "tell us one intresting fact about you?" and him replying "Well I cannae fart without shittin meself" hahaha.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@Spectublend IKR‽ l can't imagine what path the interview went down for that to have EVER been a subject or the answer to a line of questioning. Perhaps he was being interviewed by a support group for IBS. 😱😱😱😱

[@Spectublend]

@@nikiTricoteuse I don't know... It seems like something a Brit might say as an awkward moment like "fuck, what's an interesting thing about me.... I know..." Cue embarrassed moment.

[@justheretosaysomething475]

10:10 Why on earth do people go out of their way and through mental gymnastics just to make up some kind of reason someone should be upset or wrong, I mean, they make it.. never mind, it's just so ridiculous/

[@Simon_PieMan]

In fairness, Sly Stallone has a great YT channel.

[@NewMessage]

Wait... 7's a lot?

[@johnyang799]

What about 8? 8 is certainly a lot.

[@IR._]

@@johnyang799 But 9? 9 is something else

[@johnyang799]

@@IR._ Bruh, 9 is way too much.

[@johnyang799]

@Dave Gilmour 6 is fair. It's definitely not a lot by definition.

[@maxgenger5457]

Imagine going through what Tyson did and he praises him

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

@6:00...not in love..that's pathalogical obsession...we see it all the time in thrillers...

[@harrisondenton2621]

Flippers? They're claws mate.

[@chrisemptage1366]

I brought a homeless girl a cup of tea and a bun and somehow in the eyes of my family I am a bad guy in the wrong.

[@billie3811]

You did the right thing #1 rule of helping people you think are in need is never give them money

[@xmubinax]

I thought this was today haha

[@m42ic19]

2:40

[@bioLarzen]

It's so easy to become a wrold champion boxer when your name is Tyson Fury - try that called Rupert Pilkington-Crossley ;)

[@B-X4iG]

I just realised the politician looks like a frog from that Swindon games

[@djpass-mi4bi]

And those lobsters were already cooked.

[@wizardsuth]

Ironic that the lobsters they threw in the ocean were bright red, hence already cooked. All they did was provide other animals with a easy meal.

[@pamelacass9642]

Burger King is expanding its drive-thru capabilities.

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

There's a reason The Sun is forbidden in Liverpool.

[@NoName-wh8eh]

Russell needs his own talk show Too good to waste his talent on bbc

[@prideofdurham4776]

Those lobsters were red.Live lobsters are black.

[@mikurunrunrun]

Lobster saving is a hobby~

[@rezasayadi8160]

After European football championships and the GP, I didn't expect you island folks doing anything fair and square. World history even confirms it.... yet there is Tyson Fury. He saved your dignity

[@richardhobbs7360]

1. They got their fair and square so that makes no sense and 2. As long as you’re talking about Silverstone then it was only PREDOMINANTLY Lewis’ fault, the stewards even acknowledged that Max was at fault, just to a lesser extent

[@Bakamoichigei]

Well.. I mean, there _is_ a certain logic to the steak versus lobster thing... We _raise_ cows for that purpose, but we _catch_ lobster in the wild, which is kind of a dick move if I'm being honest. Plus, of the two, only the lobster is still alive right up until it's cooked, so...

[@SapphicSaphira]

6:45 everyone

[@kurtsudheim825]

I live how I hate that period but suvs &trucks, esp fancy big ones, complain that they don't need them because you never see a range rover go off road, then they see a dirty one, &: oh no, the horror, what has he done!

[@justheretosaysomething475]

2:40-3:15 This guy is hilarious.

[@FattyPatty27]

2:48 some Asian dad must of saw this and just hunted down that lobster I am Asian so I can make that joke

[@lichkinggamer5708]

Can I make a joke from SML?

[@DTL9164]

I'm watching this while Sterling is a chelsea player

[@CrankyNovelist7335]

I’m surprised there’s a grand slam for darts? How do you even become pro in darts? I thought it was for drunk people.

[@feralbluee]

that’s how amurican boxers build themselves up and show their fans how tough they are. it’s so stupid!! ‘errrrr i’m going to beat him to jelly.’ yeah, real manly of you :P love ‘That’s a weird analogy.’ notice he’s actually a smart, educated guy. - as opposed to ‘i’m going to go right through him. you know what i mean.’ huh!? 🤨

[@scottbaileymsc]

ah yes the "worlds biggest c*nt" award. Always a great show. I'm surprised Piers Morgan hasn't won it yet...

[@soullessbunny666]

I don't like killing animals... I'm gonna have steak!

[@nour2146]

What is that stretching technique, no one does that

[@feralbluee]

i love Charles - i don’t know why? 🤷🏻‍♀️ and i’m far from a royal lover - far, far. i disagree with some of his opinions and actions, but he’s basically cool, even if he is rich as Croesus. :)

[@philippciunis]

Hol up. The dart player didn't get any subtitles, but the two black guys a couple minutes later do?? I didn't understand a word of what he was saying. Granted i'm no native speaker, but i do consider myself rather fluent in english ^^

[@jrellis2116]

Who’s here after fury smashed wilder 3

[@realvedant_1]

Vajazzle Power Ranger? what the FUCK

[@dylancourtney9765]

Make it about him, I'm sorry what? On fucking planet is the marriage proposal " for him"

[@Cat2024MZ]

Come on bro don't do my boy wilder like that lol

[@julianmehlmann2996]

Well the armors are wacky

[@johnp1277]

...now people think that it's o.k. to throw their kid at the soccer ball to block a goal... not gonna mentally scare the kid at all, no ....no way

[@mookieibra6376]

What did the darts guy say?