Santa Vs Jesus, and Stupid People Don’t Deserve Presents | Dudes Behind the Foods Ep. 59

[@zchamp30]

0:00 Ad - Fabric 1:09 Cold Brew Lemonade 5:29 Christmas Traditions 11:33 Santa vs. Jesus 16:52 Ad - Fabric 18:36 Stupid People Don’t Deserve Presents 22:42 He Who Angers You Controls You 29:26 Caught Up In Negative Comments 31:51 Roasting Elon 34:55 AI Trend 41:20 Ad - GoodieBrand 42:08 You Don’t Know!? 46:00 Don’t “David So” In The House 48:04 Meaning of Rizz 52:04 Bay Area Music 55:51 Outro Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays Y’all!

[@martineonthescene]

Call of thoughtfully thorough people like you. Thank you for this.

[@RustleXer]

52:06 E-40 reference again

[@Ceetastic90]

I would love to see an episode with Chia as a guest! Her and David would be going in on each other.😹😹😹

[@ethioman56890]

My boi Tim got a Gerber Ad. That 💵 comin in heavy.

[@nataliefuentes9381]

Thanks for all the videos this year, they really helped me a lot. Wishing the both of yall nothing but the best for the rest of the year and the future 💛

[@yumyummsz]

David saying “only HE can tell me when to go” is the most underrated best line of this episode. 😂 I love you David!

[@simplyjess9689]

David’s laugh is so contagious, another great episode. happy chrismais

[@nicktronson2977]

Back when I was working at a theater, during a slow time one of my coworkers was drawing the gerber baby on some paper and I couldnt help but laugh. It caught me off guard.

[@1surftheblue]

I love when David gets so amped up and is down to fight anyone 😂

[@prismaui]

OMG!! I was laughing so hard, I had an asthma attack, LOL!!! I had to stop watching after the ashy clit, hehehe. Thank you both for the laughs! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Hawaii! 🌋

[@kuunami]

34:08 David described what's know as a "strawman argument." When a person tries to argue based on a weak or distorted version of what your stance on something really is.

[@mrspagonster2418]

MERRY CHRISMICCEEE !!

[@ArminciaEdwards]

Love every moment with you two!🤣🥰❤❤ Hope 2023 is lit for everyone in all the best ways!

[@lativoluxury]

David is So handsome I love when he dresses swaggy! Did Muriel pick out the vest ❤

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

I hope that you guys had a great Christmas

[@Johnnytran1819]

Let's go!!! Jesus' favorite podcast 🔥

[@bargaingoldandsilver]

Yoooo Christmice is my new holiday!! Lmaoo let’s get lit on christmice!!!

[@geraldmountney3858]

Thanks for being you guys been going through alot and you guys always make me smile and laugh keep it up brothers ❤️

[@ShinParkFFXIV]

I spit my water out when David took off his shirt for the bit lmfao

[@naturalelation1631]

"her stupid macaroni salad" 😆🤣😂

[@theactorb]

Good morning from Texas, Hope you and David had a great Merry Christmas with your family and friends!🎄😎👍🏼

[@ICavalcadeI]

this podcast is like a standup set, lmaooooooooooo, nothing but setups and call-backs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@id_rather_NOT89]

“Chrimice miracle “???🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@nikki__gee]

Merry Chrismais to y’all 🎄 Hope you guys had a good one with your families🥰

[@RustleXer]

The E:40 running joke is still one of my favourite things to come out of this podcast.

[@leonardo1519]

Yo that thumbnail of jesus punching Santa 😭😂😂😂

[@BlueViviLuv]

Y’all got that GERBER SPONSORSHIP?? Alright now!

[@GabrielleMasterpiece]

I read “Stupid People don’t deserve parents” then I read it again

[@Aznchonny1]

LOLLLL gosh you guys always make me smile

[@horchataprincess3287]

Happy Holidays you two 🎄🎉

[@anelisadalipe675]

Why was I waiting for @DavidSo to make his 2 inch lunchable like he did with the charcuterie. HaHhaH

[@originalgoodboy7822]

🤣🤣🤣 yo I literally almost told the dude in the drive-thru merry Christmice 🤣🤣🤣

[@ICavalcadeI]

Also I'm referring to Boxing Day as Christmice now for the rest of my life

[@Back2dkicks]

I love the podcast 😂

[@yans21]

Dec 26th = Boxing Day!😀

[@iamgraci_]

I have this back pain that has made it hard to move, breath, and LAUGH....i made a mistake clicking on this video....

[@DamnAwesome]

Damn I love this podcast so much I wish it was 2x a week!

[@zephyr350z]

David cracked the code Rizz charismatic he’s a genius

[@janidang90]

😂😂 smile on my face giggles in my heart! Thanks DBF #fromAKwithlove

[@brothaNblue]

The day after Christmas is Kwanzaa, y'all.

[@cindyrojas6907]

Tim I loved that add 😂😂😂💞

[@martineonthescene]

Merry Chrismice y’all 🎄🐭🫶🏾

[@emopunkyELO]

Doutashimashite is “you’re welcome” in Japanese 😬

[@ryanodagawa]

Don’t touch my mustache 😅

[@zeryang85ify]

Preach David 😆

[@colleencoldwater4735]

Tim you rock

[@Timothy]

YOU rock, Colleen!

[@thekathyfeed]

omg I was so shook when I heard you mention Teena lol I love her content so much

[@anisezettecarey2448]

I Enjoyed The Goodie Commercial

[@RandomRawMeat]

hey guys, idk if anyone commented or if you care but the day after Christmas in Australia is called Boxing Day! Gonna call it Chrismice from now on though

[@pandaboi225]

totally understand what david meant when he called his uncle who’s not really his uncle his uncle, because i tried to explain the same exact thing to my gf because the korean family tree is weird lmao

[@TonyMartinez-yg1mx]

Never in my wildest dreams did I picture myself ever seeing David’s chichis but here we are 🙈

[@kristinajay]

12:15 - 12:27 🤣🙏🏼

[@seyaresmati7320]

Hey Tim if you're reading this while taking a shit, don't forget to flush 😄

[@nlor6601]

Wait Jesus is real? Lmao that had me dying !

[@SirMbenchodewala]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alterEGO2818]

That Christmice bit got me 😂

[@laverome]

omggg I moved to Canada from El Salvador when I was 9. I accidentally shattered a lot of kids dreams!! My mom didn't warm me that in Canada can believe Santa is real until 10-11!!!!! My mom told he wasn't real

[@laverome]

Wow I am drunk. Cannot type.

[@troiscaniche4937]

Love the hat David had to grab one.

[@trishasmith3286]

It’s Boxing Day in the Uk!

[@alexpereda436]

It’s my bday guys 🥹🙏🏽 hope everyone had an amazing Xmas cheers !

[@LotsOfLove4Music]

happy birthday!!

[@alexpereda436]

@@LotsOfLove4Music thank you 🙏🏽 happy holidays !

[@meraribonilla9561]

Mine too Yay us!

[@alexpereda436]

@@meraribonilla9561 yay! Happy birthday 😊🫶🏼

[@meraribonilla9561]

@@alexpereda436 thank you 😊

[@carlosguerrero6077]

Tim why does it sound like your moaning in the commercial theme song😂

[@cashBOMB48]

Rizz does come from charisma!

[@CuongChanster]

You'll are right about the internet.

[@Cheph.ree97]

David looks like he’s wearing a life jacket

[@77Scarlet]

Anyone have a link to the video of David Muay Thai kicking signs? I busted up laughing just imagining it 😂

[@TimandChia]

gotchu girl! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZW8mnqsgLaFqM0

[@77Scarlet]

@@TimandChia 😱 thank you Tim. Sending 💕 to Chia and baby girl

[@Ash-me]

David showing offffff that bod

[@johnnyseville8073]

Cap is a Old Slang term we used in tha 90s

[@ericortiz3274]

Funny shit 😂

[@suprememedjai4433]

Dōitashimashite

[@LilEhko]

Lol the teena shout out

[@MartyD]

coffee & lemonade?! 🤮

[@npc4020]

Literally

[@sLeepy1004]

Lol o remember when people used to say "hella" lol

[@alexpereda436]

S/o David so for listening to mac Dre and Andre nickatina 🔥🔥

[@roythao6624]

56:47 minutes went by too fast

[@Soliyah]

David looks like a fung bro today

[@Richardarbizo]

U definitely hear the this isn't real rock A LOT in alternative culture. Probably more than the hip hop community just at a smaller scale bc of how big rock is to rap

[@TheJassEffect]

Wassup tim delaghetto

[@flipperful]

Kai Cenat and Duke Dennis made the term rizz it it’s not from charismatic 😂

[@Timothy]

I see! SO when they invented it, how did come up with it!

[@epikdavid]

@@Timothy kai cenat explanation of rizz on no jumper kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4u1h41qpdV8nrs

[@leenaravenwood]

Haha oh man i remember hyphy. Love being a girl born and raised in the Bay🤣 I feel bad though. All that new slang confuses me.

[@ILYIRML13]

pretty sure there isn’t a way to properly say thank you in japanese bc it’s seen as an insult lol

[@DamnAwesome]

lmao chrismice

[@troiscaniche4937]

❤

[@anthonyknotts]

Bruh I just find out what rizz was this year. I’m only 31 but this new generation make me feel old af. They come up wit a new word for some every other day! But I’m not gone lie, I like rizz lol 😅

[@ItsMeShaniceG]

As a rock fan if they like Nickleback 😂 you'll see how they can get.

[@_Maxten]

54:30 naw there is. like the emo pop punk post punk folks in the early 2000s, how they weren't "hardcore" by some actual OG hardcore groups. I'd say they weren't hating, they just don't like being labeled WITH them

[@khalilasbro]

you overestimate homeless folks problems lol. I was homeless for almost a year and watched your show still. Not offended by much, just saying homeless folks have access to the internet 2. Homelessness comes in varying forms.

[@gin-ginhill6229]

I refused to let a white man take all the credit

[@kevinmentor6036]

First comment BEHIND THE FOODS 😂👍

[@libbylovee88]

Simply Lemonade drinks are amazing..I went to get Truly lemonade (which is really fucken good) and he convinced me to get Simply! I was bummed to not listen to you guys yesterday but so glad I got my fixed today! Thanks for always being yourselves!

[@martineonthescene]

Treasure Coast folks says “food slaps” but if E-40 coined it now we got some historical ref to respect the terminology BUT what y’all yung angry folk need to stop doing is making people feel bad about communicating. The whole point is that they are expressing themselves. Stop being so annoying. 😂

[@1stHalf]

Blind faith means, none of you are right and none of you are wrong. From the killing for God believers to the ones who just believe there's a higher power. It's all nonsense.

[@KP-zd3hc]

どういたしまして。

[@evidenceincreation9520]

Jesus is the way, the truth, the life.

[@milcarr568]

Maybe

[@kshinokevin]

merch idea: "A ChristMice Story and/or Miracle"; macaroni and potato salad: I had salt and pepper; with onions, fishcake and boiled eggs (white people s#$t.).. the Korean spice is dope.. GoChuJang, Ssamjang; if not Wasabi Sauce for appetizers like Sushi; "Thai spice" red chili peppers > way hotter than Huy Fong (red rooster hot sauce) Sriracha ! Houseless / Homeless People: "What Would You Do ?" - I still like watching that show with John Quinones. It is So Good... "I threatened to love him." - David So; Fakkk (F#$k); LOL !!! My Cheeks are dying from laughing too hard, on this podcast, where they are just Shooting the Breeze/S#%t. Latino household must look like an FAO Schwartz/Toys "R" Us/Kaybee Toy Store, with the Christmas-sy festival/festivus motif/vibe. Stupid/Dumb people are tweeting on their "smart" (cell) phones; Why (do I say so) ?; because they can. (Sometimes, people write/text their "gut reaction" comments, towards a negative viewer/robo call troll comment; this gives troll ammunition. I wouldn't give them that satisfaction, so the troll feel that "they got you." Yes, I would just walk away and ignore them.) I can see the Old School Rappers (like the Sugarhill Gang "Rapper's Delight" (Chic's "Good Times" song sample) complaining about Mumble Rap or Trap music.

[@YoungKeii]

i am not a native speaker or christian, could someone explain what christmice means? 🥲

[@adonisallen1781]

Youre welcome is doitosilhimoste

[@BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF]

*only he can tell me when to go* Rizzinthians:69420