Steamed Hams but Bart is upstairs (minisode #3 - Chalmers and Charmers)

Seymour really doesn't expect any surprises in this one.
I tell stories using Steamed Hams. You might enjoy some of my other minisodes:
#3: Chalmers and Charmers (Bart is upstairs) - • Steamed Hams but Bart ...
#2: Precious Employment (Skinner is unemployed) - • Steamed Hams but Skinn...
#1: They're in Danger (Ralph starts the fire in Skinner's kitchen)- • Steamed Hams but Ralph...
As with my previous minisodes, clips were sourced from my collection of classic episodes of The Simpsons. Here's the full list:
S01E11 The Crepes of Wrath
S03E13 Radio Bart
S05E02 Cape Feare
S05E19 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
S07E21 22 Short Films About Springfield
S08E07 Lisa's Date with Density
S08E08 Hurricane Neddy
S08E19 Grade School Confidential
S09E02 The Principal and the Pauper
S12E13 Day of the Jackanapes

[@prettyfuldancingirl]

"Mother doesn't approve of me cooking" Maybe its because you keep burning the house down

[@TheDive99]

Its just the northern lights. And he does make a good fish stew. He just cant get the spices right.

[@rubylikessonic2]

I love that this implies that steamed hams happens often

[@tomsmith6513]

It was Bart who burnt the house down, not Skinner. Bart the bad boy, playing with matches again.

[@tomsmith6513]

@@rubylikessonic2 Yeah, somehow the house gets rebuilt and it starts all over again. Maybe the house doesn't really burn down. Maybe it's like Moses and the burning bush.

[@matthewisguy7336]

1:10

[@greglaslo6371]

So Skinner brought Bart over just to distract his mother so he could cook a roast? Delightfully devilish, Seymour

[@alvexok5523]

I have wondered why throughout the whole Steamed hams luncheon, Agnes stayed upstairs and out of sight. This video is one possibility on why she did, particularly since Agnes was seen dating Chalmers in another episode during the same season (Bart the fink)

[@wjlasloThe2nd]

But wouldn't Chalmers know the way to her house then? And recognize her voice when she said the house was on fire?

[@mathieuleader8601]

this feels like a more grounded and realistic version of the Deadbart creepypasta

[@justacheesyguy]

Just like how Bart is grounded in the story. *insert pun drum here*

[@cellytron]

Oh jeez the absolute indignity of them throwing Krusty Burger stuff at the abandoned shell of a burned out house. I love it

[@brunorios6297]

Alternate Title: Sideshow Bob learns hypnotization and succeeds in life

[@TimurTripp2]

He’s the exact type of person who can succeed in capitalism, all he needed was the right tool for the job.

[@alvexok5523]

Bob's hypnotism is what kept Chalmers from getting completely enraged with Skinner throughout the entire rest of his visit. In other episodes, Chalmers is always getting angry with Skinner over the tiniest things, and even firing him. But in this meme, Skinner continues to tell obvious lies and sets the house on fire, and Chalmers handles those things by beginning to call Skinner out on them, but then humbly accepting them. The only reason Chalmers begins to call Skinner out on his lies is because Bob's hypnotism didn't work 100% because Chalmers is always so desperate to find an excuse to yell at and scold Skinner about something

[@shadowcween7890]

@@TimurTripp2 Why do we live in a world where, hypothetically, people like Sideshow Bob are rewarded? Shouldn't we do some thing about it?

[@PowerStruggle555]

Skinner: Ok wake up. Wake up just like every day in the time loop

[@TimurTripp2]

This gives me an idea for a future episode :)

[@alvexok5523]

@@TimurTripp2 do a Groundhog Day thing with it?

[@matthewisguy7336]

@@TimurTripp2 "It's just a dream!"

[@AquaAtia]

I love the idea behind this and it’s made me think…has Sideshow Bob ever interacted with Skinner and Chalmers? If not that would make a great episode that could see the return of badass Skinner by having him save Bart from Bob

[@timrob12]

The random Sideshow Bob appearance cracked me up.

[@bigrigjoe5130]

In my head canon Bob was the one who burned the roast He was so ready to enter the house

[@alvexok5523]

And Bob hypnotized Chalmers so he wouldn't see through Skinner's lies. But because Chalmers is always so desperate to call out and scold Skinner about anything he can do so on, the hypnotism only partially worked, that's why Chalmers kept starting to call Skinner out on his lies but then seemed to humbly accept them (throughout the entire dinner on the steamed hams and then with the supposed Arora borielis). If it wasn't for Sideshow Bob's hypnotism, then throughout his visit Chalmers would've really been going all out on the "SEEEEYMOOOOUR!!!" and "SkinNEEER!!!" like in other episodes (and he did yell it once early on in his visit but then not again, after he was hypnotized while Skinner had run to Krusty burger). And if not hypnotized, Chalmers would've certainly fired Skinner before leaving. If he fired Skinner for a dog in the school vents and Willy falling on him, then surely he would've fired him for continuously lying to him and setting his house on fire during his visit

[@dustinmalpass]

This actually feels like a semi-coherent episode

[@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449]

Remember the time skinners mum was nice in the old season?

[@deNNyTheWiseMAN1]

You are in my power. Uh huh. 😂😂😂

[@matthewisguy7336]

“And what region?”

[@TimurTripp2]

This must be what it feels like to graduate from gray Simpsons to dark Simpsons

[@lesewing]

Well there is a Dark Simpsons channel already.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@lesewing Yes, we know.

[@brokkrep]

You've done an incredible job and play an important part of the genre.

[@xmuzel]

Grey and dark Simpsons?

[@southweast53]

It took me a whole minute to realize that I’m watching a steamed hams video I thought I was watching The Simpson clips But nope, hmmmmm Steam clams :)

[@SonicSanctuary]

Bro can we talk about the fact that Seymore has great serving pieces. This man's platter game is on point

[@TimurTripp2]

It's obviously his mom's platter. Never underestimate the platter game of a woman who collects pictures of cakes.

[@ginyutiki]

2:12 Holy shit I had my face kinda close to the screen and I legit got jumpscared when Bob showed up. Creepy plot twist

[@BenjaminBox]

This made me laugh so hard

[@alvexok5523]

Bob showing up and hypnotizing Chalmers is the reason he didn't go full out "SkinNEEERR!!!!" on Skinner's obvious lies about the steamed hams and Arora borielis thing, because that's how Chalmers always is with Skinner in other episodes. Chalmers only went "SEEEEYMOOOOUR!!!" once right before he ran off to Krusty burger and then not again, think about it, and it was while Skinner ran there when Bob hypnotized Chalmers. Chalmers had many more reasons to yell at Skinner after his running there than before since that's when most of his lies, and then the house being on fire, happened. But he only yelled his name once, before. However, because of Chalmers always so desperately wanting to find an excuse to yell at Skinner and scold him, Bob's hypnotism didn't work 100%. That's why Chalmers still began calling Skinner out on his lies but then decide to humbly except them, which is basically what Chalmers continued doing between Skinner's run to Krusty burger and the end of his visit, the end of this meme.

[@alvexok5523]

@@BenjaminBox me too. See my above reply, on why I think Bob's visit fit in with the rest of the meme

[@biteme9593]

this video speaks volumes to the difficulties I have encountered in my own life and serves to put a lot in context. I see now my 'fall from grace' (as I call it) all started when I chose 'bold' detergent over the generic brand. the road not taken...

[@globin3477]

I barely understood what happened here, especially towards the end. Excellent Work.

[@Margen67]

birb

[@AaronGeo]

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[@matthewisguy7336]

😂😂

[@miroslavzima8856]

This could be alone a valid episode.

[@keystrix3704]

His mom reminds me of my aunt: she loves to bake sweets but she hates sweets, so some times she ends up making sweets that you have to pretend to like. It's FAQin' weird. Anyways, that was surprisingly dark!

[@alvexok5523]

FAQin' weird?? I think that the main reason some older ladies love to bake sweets, cakes, cookies, pies, etc. is just for the hobby of baking in itself. They don't like eating them themselves, they may even be diabetic, but they still bake for the hobby. They also bake them for others to enjoy. As for Agnes, she didnt want to eat them or bake cakes either, or want others to eat them, in spite of obsessing over pictures of them, and then telling Bart to choose a picture he liked yet immediately refusing to let him pick the first one he saw, because Agnes is just a weird old crank.

[@UltraHylia]

I like the concept that Skinner is so bad at cooking, his mother bars him from it

[@oz_jones]

I mean, he almost burned down the house

[@DonaldTheScottishTwin57646]

Alternative Title: Streamed Hams: Directors Cut.

[@jakesteampson7043]

2:25 This is golden

[@matthewisguy7336]

Uh huh.

[@W.2026]

2:11 goddammit that scared the living shish out of me

[@Forgemno]

FYI the coleslaw thrown was 1994 expiration, and the episode was 1996.

[@LuxClassical91]

So well done! Lot of class in your edit.

[@smashitoutnz]

poor Seymore just wants to enjoy his Super Nintendo luncheon but barts upstairs dying and god knows what smh

[@music-channel69]

Hold up. Bob wouldn't kill Bart because it wouldn't give him purpose. He's tried to reform and always reverted to his old ways.

[@TimurTripp2]

The ending is meant to represent him finding a new purpose of taking over Seymour's life and identity - becoming the new principle and going on a date with Edna.

[@pagado6076]

That little part with Skinner and Bart at the movies was pretty funny.

[@DeepWeeb]

Brilliant! I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Wow ! I love how it connects!

[@JDFgames]

sideshow bob jumpscare

[@theparanormalman8707]

This was edited so well. Great take on the meme.

[@mochamanplays257]

Holy shit this started out kinda lighthearted and then it turned REALLY dark in a realistic way.

[@sinofsanity6593]

Wow that turned as soon as the northern lights joke came into it. He's responsible for 2 deaths just by being unnattentive And I thought it would just be infuriating that skinner involves perhaps dozens of people in his Web of lies often

[@matthewisguy7336]

0:40 superintendent

[@TheDive99]

You are an odd fellow but keep twirling towards the future.

[@itsmegoat2]

Sideshow Bobs death was by getting run over by Krusty the Clown

[@catstevensfake]

This is very well done!

[@callum110597]

Impressive, though I wasn't expecting Sideshow Bob in this video. Gosh!

[@MackenzieJEvans]

This is amazing in everyway

[@daisukegori2112]

I was hoping one day someone would make an entire episode around this clip.

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Steamed Hams but Bart is upstairs (minisode #3 - Chalmers and Charmers) momentum 100

[@thewhitefalcon8539]

NOBODY expects the sideshow's hypnotism!

[@tonaltti]

The ending is genius!

[@MrBallerinakaka]

Im Gonna Call Steamed Hams Lore Now Due To Brilliant Storyline.

[@teh1archon]

Wow that was one crazy super-cut

[@celisewillis]

At 0:14, Skinner is HUGE compared to his mom.

[@nicktaylor2657]

Would of made more sense if Sideshow Bob had Chalmers kill Bart That way he would take the fall Then Chalmers can request Steamed hams for his last meal 😁

[@sahilhossain8204]

Ah yes Timur Tripp aka dark Simpsons 2.0

[@kalirosewood6321]

I love it.

[@exhibit6802]

First edit in a long time where I went „Yo! Yooo! Yooooooo!“

[@stormsmith6772]

I think sideshow bob sabotaged the roast…………

[@gracekim25]

I’m excited for the next level 😂 19.5.23

[@bballplyr80]

No matter how many steamed hams edits I watch it still bothers me when superintendent chalmers takes a bite of steamed ham and he says they’re obviously grilled then shows principal skinner a whole hamburger as if it wasnt just bitten like 10 seconds before, but I guess that’s part of the charm.

[@HandyFox333]

So what exactly is the episode that steamed hams takes place?

[@TimurTripp2]

S07E21 22 Short Films About Springfield

[@music-channel69]

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[@TheG_Boy]

this one had a whole lore

[@sahilhossian8212]

Hmm yes this is an interesting take

[@lizardwave]

What's the name of the song in the ending?

[@antony716]

I also want to know the answer to this question.

[@antony716]

And this is the answer Distance Lost Traveler ロスト

[@5050TM]

​@@antony716 thank you so much !

[@schplengie1]

Directors cut.

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Steamed Hams but Bart is upstairs momentum 100

[@jimbofergus]

Why won't this meme die?

[@thelearningmethod]

Why should it?

[@Caolan114]

Twirliness...

[@TimurTripp2]

Twirliness

[@vTheRedHoodv]

4:18

[@237homer238]

Go back wörking at de mac dolans restaurant timur.

[@davidhollis1117]

Your roast is ruined, despite the fact the fact that is obviously a ham

[@oofoof4875]

why is there the world's most annoying music for the last 2 minutes of the video wtf