Tinder for METAL Musicians is real...

[@DoTheDishesOrElse..]

Nik, you're my favorite turtle.

[@neoz7178]

Nik Nokturtle🐢

[@UnionCountyPhotography]

@@neoz7178 real

[@GarghFever]

our*

[@davidhemelik5234]

Fact

[@pooyataleb2514]

Who's Nik? Only Noc here

[@unai49999]

You missed the oportunity to call yourself nok nikturtle

[@DannySlept]

hahhahahah

[@NikNocturnal]

GG

[@ravciozo2137]

This! Is! Sand-nikturtle! XD

[@badintentionrock]

"What? I have to pay money to judge people?!" - Pure gold!

[@matts0688]

That’s what I said fam. Wait this is a 7 month old video? I thought it said 7 hours. Did this happen?

[@ximenaallessandrij.5972]

Nik: No one's a bassist *proceeds to find only bassist people XDDDD

[@ZagZagSama]

I spit my tea all ower the desk. F*ck You brah :D

[@ximenaallessandrij.5972]

@@ZagZagSama 🤣🤣🤣

[@OuterSpaceDollface]

YOU MAKE US NERDS HAPPY, NIK. ☺️

[@NikNocturnal]

:D

[@austinfrye3389]

I need a sequel to this

[@Lucas_Nw]

I cant belive, Wellington is from Brazil, Mauro Henrique is a singer of Gospel Rock. One of the best from Mauro is Meus próprios meios.

[@HectorRasquinho]

yeah, and I'd say "Lisa Pereira" is from Brazil also

[@skylearoce3258]

Being that i know Luc personally, never been more exicited for a cameo of someone i know lmao

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Love the meme-content, Nik. This video made my day. 🤣

[@Tomatokillz]

I swear Nik's eye bags get darker every video, hope you're getting sleep bro lmao

[@m3talmonk3y]

Nik is actually a raccoon disguised as a hooman. 🦝

[@bebrageren2587]

No he is nocturnal he never sleeps

[@BuildTheSandbox]

It's definitely not mega bong rips...

[@invadernik]

the cringe keeps him awake. yes he`s "immune" to it but well..ya

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

I'm torn between Snapping and Sea Turtles as the best in all the land (and sea) lol. Bro I'm so down for Geet and Vocal collabs for Metalcore and Blackened Slam-Cow-Core.

[@MrLagzy]

This needs to be a series with weekly updates!

[@flake8382]

"And number 3... I wasted my day." Man laughed hard at that strong finish.

[@velvetnightmare3133]

Please do more, I loved this XD

[@Werewolf914]

Cow Core is pretty good but Moo Moo Core is just utterly amazing

[@altonb93]

Ba dum tssssss🥁

[@meeserbaker]

-.- Take ur 38 likes and gtfo /jk

[@altonb93]

Favorite turtle - Sandpit Turtle That one song by BMTH where he says “THIS. IS. SANDPIT TURTLE!!!!” You know the song 😂

[@RossFixxxed]

I can never unhear that now!

[@Cancelcore578]

“Let’s do burzum” had me dying. 😂

[@a.pigeon]

"I'm sorry nik" *pulls plastic staw out of back pocket*

[@altonb93]

*throws plastic 6-pack can holder into the water*

[@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251]

@@altonb93 uses can holder to catch a nic noc-sea turtle for dinner.

[@_fadingcolors]

There was one that was designed for dating other people who are into your style of music, but it ended up just being girls who want to date you because they think you're in a band.

[@jeremylhay]

Yeah. I got on that for a couple days out of curiosity. It was depressing. The girls were mostly INCREDIBLY unattractive but with insanely high expectations. So it was basically like tinder but with girls who listen to like Shinedown and Trapt and stuff.

[@_fadingcolors]

@@jeremylhay the worst part was that their profile song autoplayed while you were swiping 😅

[@mississipi1103]

@@jeremylhay you're recommanded people of the same attractiveness as you tho ... The algorithm bro...

[@watersnortmoment3734]

@Miss Issipi There’s no way in Hell the algorithms work like that, I only see very attractive girls on those apps, but I’m nothing special myself. I just don’t believe the algorithm works like that

[@KevinLuper99]

Come on, let's be real. It's if you're HOT, and in a band. 😂

[@queenie3890]

"No one's a bassist." Me : **slowly disintegrates**

[@p1aydumb280]

rhythm guitarist who actually can play bass, kinda a mostly true statement.

[@mateusrodriguesgt]

É muito bom ver o meme da Nazaré sendo usado na gringa hahaha COME TO BRAZIL

[@its_fatima]

Luc Chiasson’s music was fire tho 🔥

[@luc.musicproducer]

Thanks fam

[@luc.musicproducer]

The song is Wounds by Merkaba (my old band) if you're interested!

[@pickleandlove9954]

At 1:53 I thought Andy Cizek popped up for you for a second lol

[@the404error7]

Just like Tindr, Vampr is just a sausage party.

[@yannjoanno6933]

And even worse, that new conservative dating app that failed miserably because no women would ever go on it x)

[@The_Guitar_Guy_]

Not where I am

[@LateLastNight]

@@The_Guitar_Guy_ I’m not too sure there’s anyone but you where you’re at

[@yannjoanno6933]

@Iceman nah, the subject is dating apps and the lesser amount of women on them, just didnt know what was its name so I called it like that.

[@spncryang]

I never knew how many people needed bassist until I got on vampr. Found one of my bands on the app, connected with bigger bands, and gotten shows. But, everything Nik did is about the average experience.

[@Metaldad87]

Favorite genre: Memecore

[@NikNocturnal]

Same

[@vasiliypudlik9832]

0:17 that Tilian reference hit hard

[@SeenFeen]

It's an "entire scene" reference

[@vasiliypudlik9832]

@@SeenFeen who else though?

[@kyeoptawerk93ah]

@@vasiliypudlik9832 Jesse Lacey is a disgusting pile of shit as well. There's a lot in the scene, not just vocalists, that are groomers/pedos and that have sexual assault allegations (which many of the allegations have turned out to be true)

[@UnknownCamaroHD]

Nik u should review turnup app next lol its designed for metal heads

[@kianabogaert]

I used to be on there never got a match

[@thomasleerling]

I used to be on this too hahaha

[@milosch666]

That's the App I'm getting tons of ads for ;D never heard of the one in the video tho

[@whiteyshred4330]

Damn nik trying to get that band together for termina

[@matts0688]

I loved this. THIS needs to be your next weekly video with updates. We don’t want you to get mugged/stabbed but it would be one of the most interesting things in the world if you met a few of these people and actually made a song. Probably do a quick check to make sure they’re not a murderer first

[@ellagallagher4590]

Damn, love me some blackened slam-cow-core 🤘🏻🐄 🎸

[@marcusg3554]

Didn't know u where located in the GTA thats sick been watching you for awhile

[@yanastyuha]

it's six in the morning and I just got a notification. what a good way to start the day ☺️

[@Firewalkerbg]

"No one is a bassist" -- truer words have never been spoken.

[@valmaxianelvengod]

Ah yes, my favorite bassist. Nok Nikturnal.

[@vaughnraley8591]

That Mayhem song, I'm pretty sure Kvlt is pronounced like Cult. Someone from Northern Europe could probably clarify better than I.

[@SaGeOwL4891]

As an average turtle enjoyer, i approve this video 🐢

[@SlyHikari03]

Finally. I can find members with out pasting flyers all over the place.

[@The_Los04]

I love blackened slam-cow-core. Honestly my favorite metal subgenre.

[@amyad0rable]

ur toronto accent really coming out when you say fam xD

[@CutthroatVictory]

You’re amazing for Burzum memes

[@tlthomas851]

Nik, the photo of the person playing themself like a guitar is an illustration to a poem called "My Guitar" by Shel Silverstein

[@ProcyonChild]

Omg, points for including the Seinfeld gang

[@refluxcatalyst7190]

3:33 That's a Shel Silverstein drawing, and I may or may not have it tattooed somewhere.

[@DRKLGHT777]

“Just gimme 1 more swipe”. Lol 😅!!

[@DragonTigerBoss]

I like that John Mayer happened to show up when you're basically doing the same thing he did in that parking lot with the bear suit.

[@worshipguitardictionary7677]

Need this more often lol 😂

[@peanutbutterjedi1342]

Only here for the subtle vacuum in the background. Low-key thought I was going crazy.

[@don2906]

Nik, I dare you to make a song with the people you connect with!

[@toroinou2526]

3:43 Elevator music fr.

[@sparrow6381]

The real question is- what's YOUR favorite turtle?

[@yasu7017]

2:51 omg Brazil reference!!!!! 😱😱😱😱

[@SergeyPupkoMusic]

Of all the turtles that we protect, this turtle we must protect above all others.

[@thetinytitan9222]

"I have to pay to judge people??" XD

[@bloodbucket2847]

@nik nocturnal ever heard of a Black Death metal band called “Thulcandra” they have some sick riffs especially in the album “under a frozen sun”

[@kaityetcheshorsebackriding6080]

Never thought I'd see someone from North bay on a video like this lol but I grew up with that Sam guy lol My mom is named after his grandma 🤣

[@Fenthule]

I would die happy if I could do some gnarly growls and maybe a blech or two for Noc Nikturnals band. (half not kidding lol)

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

Haven't seen such commercial, maybe because of regional location...

[@kasnu]

4:00 guy looks like if Andy was microwaved for 45 seconds

[@dannynicholson6195]

“No one’s a bassist”

[@xHoyBoyx]

holy fuck, there is a guy who i know pop up. he was a post-hc vocalist in my city in Ukraine. how small world is actually is....

[@neeb4827]

S tier Nik video

[@MasterOfFudge]

Cow core would be sick tho

[@mustvebeenthewind3477]

1:17 Nik is secretly Jared Dines in disguise

[@vampirexmiyu]

Not naming the profile Noc Nikturtle is a missed opportunity.

[@gritonsius1750]

I have dark circles, and I don't like them, but somehow Nik makes me envy theirs

[@manyhandsmakelightsnacks]

get subtitles on at the 6:39 point - more grindr for metalheads than tinder

[@mopsandmuscles7855]

Your commitment to shitting on bass players is refreshing 😆

[@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251]

what do you throw a drowning bass player? HIS AMP!!!!!

[@MLG_POTATO]

2:05 sick af to see Zillakami shown in the vid

[@RiggedFem]

Luc Chiasson actually sounds pretty damn cool

[@luc.musicproducer]

No, he's definitely not

[@luc.musicproducer]

The song is Wounds by Merkaba (my old band) if you're interested!

[@jeanpitre5789]

@@luc.musicproducer what an absolute giga-chad

[@luc.musicproducer]

@@jeanpitre5789 Luc Chadsson

[@TPJN777]

You missed out starting the first SurfDjent band

[@brandenlol6030]

inb TRBO throws the map on the table, measures out a radius of 58 km from his location and starts searching.

[@AshishPrinz]

Absolutely no musicians in my area were found Uninstalled within an hour

[@DarkoNinja777-li6fz]

Nik Nocturnal you need to check out the new song from brand of sacrifice Exodos

[@ThrockmortonJGildersleeve]

Noc NikTurtle 🐢🎸

[@guitarmane1276]

"Its not safe when im by myself"

[@robertoboderocuriel6801]

A better love story than twilight

[@iamanactualcat]

In EU we have one called turn it up I think? Ads are annoying af

[@Zaliant]

ran into Nok Nicturnal and Mishap Hasoor on this app a while ago they called me a nerd and blocked me 2/10

[@cwest8010]

Nik, making catfishing metal. 🤘

[@a1paradox19]

This was hilarious 🤣

[@lucacardenali8791]

My friend has that exact mouth face cello as a huge tattoo on his arm 😂

[@Waking1]

0:49 😂

[@mrNorth421]

maybe put some lipbalm on your lips insted of makeup around your eyes lol

[@serxce]

local guitar center lmaooo

[@vampy_vicky]

i hope saying you dont know a mayhem song was a joke lol

[@brandonharris9160]

There's so much more to relationships than what music you like.

[@Werewolf914]

There is?!?! I don't think I believe this.

[@kylecraig431]

COMPLETELY agree! There are Bleghs, Oofs, BREAKdOWNS, solos... gimme a Ruff and these pants are flying off.

[@mazvis3304]

True but its a nice common ground to have right. I know I'd like to at least meet someone with the same taste and though its not a requirement its definitely bonus points👌

[@AlinaUrbansky]

True to a point.. however, my life kinda revolves around music so that’s what I tend to talk about most 😶 On the other hand, I don’t care to be in a relationship rn anyway.. music probably really is my true soulmate 💙🎸🤘

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

Good fkn luck finding someone with similar taste as you who haven't been ran through by hunders of other dudes xd Metal girls are the biggest sluts.

[@LeperMessiah2]

Oh Nick oh Nick, in BM V is used instead of U mate. However you meme so much i dunno if you were memeing🤣

[@The_Real_Frisbee]

Nik, you can't go to the local Guitar Center. You're allergic to nature fam

[@tsho08]

The most confusing thing in this video is talk of 2 Canadians connecting at Guitar Centre. I think you said Long & McQuade wrong....

[@Metaldad87]

I wanna see the band that gets created from this lol

[@RJ1015-Plays]

I downloaded it as a joke but then I actually met the Guitarist of my band on it.😂

[@ValerieWarner1]

Missed opportunity for Noc Nicturtle.

[@rojhanpaydar2841]

Luuuuccccc 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@amandateoh1164]

Nima giving final boss energy tbh

[@ji604]

Dawgggg... 6:03 Missed opportunity to rep Tommy Emmanuel from that one guy's profile. The dude is an absolute beast, check him out!

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

Oioioi, I went and saw Tommy Emmanuel last week, absolutely incredible. Easily one of my favorite musicians.

[@Eyeintheredsky]

I just signed up and am finding lots of bassists. 😤😂 jk but thank you for making this video. I might find more people to be in a band with me now.

[@operatorkveldulf695]

The pain in his voice when his band doesn’t show up🤣

[@MonsterJuiced]

It's not stupid, putting core after every word and making it a genre is