TINDER PICK UP LINES THAT ACTUALLY WORK

[@SBVCP]

Behind the scenes, a regular guy: - Hey.. *gets blocked*

[@alpsg2494]

Lmao true this isn't a dating app its more like slave labour entertainment for overinflated ego ugly women.

[@hagtea87]

@@alpsg2494 first of all incels who and second of all r/niceguys

[@proverbsministry6076]

Lol

[@manhasnoname20yearsago67]

Same here avg guys have no chance

[@the_letter_b]

Haha, yep. Except most will never match with you in the first place. The top 20% of men get a decent amount of matches but only the top 5% (in looks, wealth, status, uniqueness) get texts like some of these from women. The worst spot is being in the bottom half of the top 20% where you get matches and maybe 1 out of 10 texts end up as dates but they rarely lead anywhere, no hookup, no second date, just a massive waste of time and money over and over and over.

[@NovoRoach]

Me: You look a lot like my first wife. Her: First? How many times you’ve been married? Me: I’ve never been married.

[@stuffmorestuff9588]

That shit made me think though but clever af Omg 3 likes this is the most I've ever got lol

[@googleisacruelmistress1910]

What if she doesn't ask any follow up questions

[@merp7280]

20000000IQ CONFIRMED

[@hamzayoseph6241]

Google Is A Cruel Mistress that shit happened to me

[@bbanks4351]

Google Is A Cruel Mistress u commit sudoku

[@Keemin]

Who else scrolled down the comments to see some fire pickup lines and are sitting there disappointed af

[@stuffmorestuff9588]

Me: hey girl are you into roleplaying Her: ahhh it depends why Me: do you want to play a rape victim Her: noooo Me: thats the spirit

[@Smart7885]

Facts lol.

[@jacoblien8474]

Keemin Lee - my life

[@hxlloween]

@@stuffmorestuff9588 lol

[@MarkusDarkess]

You want some fire pick up lines. My job just started me on pick up lines last week. Here's some. Are you the sky? Because I like to stop and stare at you for a while. Are you jam? Cause I would like to spread you and enjoy your goey goodness. Are you a table? Cause I could use you for every meal of the day. Are you a navy ship? Because you look like you know how to handle sea men. Are you a tree? Because your one of the reasons I can breath. Are you a monster? Because I search for you in my room. Are you a door? Because I would like to open you up and get inside Are you a tazzer ? Because you are a stunner. Are you the high way? Because I could ride you all over. Are you monopoly? Because I could play with you for hours. Are you vitamins? Because I need a daily dose of you. Are you a lake? Because I would like to take a dip in you. Are you a balloon? Because I would like to fill you up until you pop. Are you a curtain? Because if I opened you up I could get a good view. Are you ketchup? Because I could use you on my dog. Are you A1 steak sauce? Because I need you on my meat. Are you an alarm clock? Because you the reason I wake up. Are you a floor? Because I need you for the foundation of my house. Are you a roller coaster? Because you going up and down looks like a fun ride. Are you a mouth? Because with out you I am speechless. Are you a backpack? Because I would like to stuff you with my junk. Are you the sun? Because I would like to bask in your raidience. Are you an egg? Because I would like to crack you open and eat you up. Are you a field? Because I would liketo graze on you. I have been coming up with these the last few days. And still have some more.let me know what you think

[@owenmurphy1798]

You: I called Spotify to complain Her: Why? You: You weren’t listed as the hottest single of 2018

[@2awesome292]

What if she was?

[@boooster101]

@@2awesome292 You: they finally listened to my complaint. You're welcome

[@emlianochaparro5922]

That’s clever

[@Slim2Flo]

Too much validation for my taste.

[@pinterest3441]

Damn 👌

[@Slim2Flo]

Those dude getting away with lemme smash and shit were probably really good looking dudes with ferraris in their pictures.

[@ZechsEl]

TRUE !

[@gracelambrecht]

facts, if your trying to pull on tinder the success rate of those kinda messages are a bit lower

[@letstalk917]

Haha u might have a point

[@AmgKevo]

More likely good looking 🤣🥱

[@sarcasm1015]

@@gracelambrecht okay let's try on youtube. What's your Snapchat ? 😀😀😀

[@iscreamy]

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to visit Uranus.

[@kniverr_.1496]

welp... took me a few seconds but i finally got it just focus on the word [Uranus]

[@iscreamy]

ProGTA Vids there you go haha

[@kniverr_.1496]

Awnings CosmicPVP That was really clever bro!

[@iscreamy]

Look you are right but I'm 15

[@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397]

I'm a scuba diver and I wan to go deep into the dark depths.

[@Shedding]

The word of the day is Legs. Why don't we go to my place and spread the word.

[@pedromonteiro2644]

Shedding Nice one Stifmeister

[@yowaddup5649]

baa dum tsss

[@QuattroZack1]

I remember telling a girl that at the lunch table in 3rd grade. Idk what I was expecting

[@ScreamingxWhale]

Me: Hey are you into roleplay? Her: Well yes, depends. Me: Wanna play the rape victim? Her: No?! Me: Thats the spirit!

[@williamcole960]

:(

[@SimplyByNP]

Look who likes Jimmy Car, my man

[@ScreamingxWhale]

Nozim N who's that?

[@SimplyByNP]

Chill BeatBox he is a British comedian (who wrote the joke)

[@ScreamingxWhale]

wouldn't know. Never heard of him

[@sandeepmchauhan]

If you are indian you know this lines don't work. So just don't try it.

[@Leo-ss2jx]

sandeep chauhan I heard all Indians at college campuses are virgins. True?

[@sandeepmchauhan]

@@Leo-ss2jx it depends on colleges & person...but i can say 60 to 70 %.

[@Leo-ss2jx]

sandeep chauhan interesting. You ever taken a girl to pound town sandeep?

[@defianceordishonor8333]

I'm taking his silence as a no.

[@Leo-ss2jx]

@@defianceordishonor8333 LOL. You good Sandeep, no rushing anything homie!

[@sergiovictoria8345]

Is it just me ? Tinder's not working , my matches don't even respond 😂

[@chandijere9688]

DEAD! LOLL

[@ChrissyboyH44]

Get down the gym and get ripped then post pics of yourself shirtless flexing your muscles. It's all women on tinder care about, apart from your face of course.

[@letstalk917]

Same wtf Is this shit

[@HeedfulGibbon]

Sergio victoria the moment I message it unmatches..

[@keithlukeswanson9345]

Women are superficial as fuck

[@jamesbarlow3344]

I was at a restaurant and the guy at the table next to me asked the waitress for her number. She said, "I have a boyfriend," to which he responded "I have a goldfish." She said "What?" and he said, "Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter." It didn't work, but it was pretty epic.

[@TraderPulse]

Sorry for the delay, I was filing a complaint to spotify. For some reason, you aren't appearing on the list of hottest singles of the week.

[@heyimbley]

Terence Yu Asensi smooth

[@verycurious4544]

That was cringy

[@kingsinge1324]

tried this on my gf she thought i was breaking up with her. key word being "single"

[@Borko781]

wow wee why would u do it to ur girlfriend lol its a pickup line its meant for approaching a girl

[@tjorvenblader]

so is your name haha

[@MC-kf2ii]

There will only be 8 planets after I destroy Uranus

[@stiks3538]

*7

[@spartanmerc1]

Actually, they might be adding Pluto back to full planet status soon.

[@javiermaldonado6]

Its like, I'm an Astronaut and my next mission is to visit Uranus

[@shilo0o0oo]

its soppost to be 7

[@Jabooty_Williams]

I wo uhh le be dead if the girl said Pluto isnt a planet and walked off 😂

[@pnck-pi2wg]

I'd take u out to the cinema but they won't lemme in with snacks lol

[@AerioC]

Best line: I'm your husband from the future where we are married for 18 years, and having an argument about when our first date was? Soooooo do you know?

[@jedy90]

Ultimate Tinder strategy: 1. Be a girl 2. on the 1-10 scale, be at least a 3 3. Success.

[@luna-kr3zc]

pointing out the obvious: no line just "works" the girl already wants you or doesn't

[@4wdhome106]

lu na Maybe today’s wisest!

[@MrOner07]

true story.lol

[@originaljokester7679]

But that's why there are "matches"

[@luna-kr3zc]

but there is a misunderstanding guys swipe right if they wanna bang chicks swipe right if they want attention

[@originaljokester7679]

If that's the argument then swiping left means "no thanks" and you probably won't see them again so you don't have much for options. Swiping right means interested, correct? And let's be honest, we know what tinder is about, some people go on tinder looking for something serious but majority are there for "fun"

[@DimDieDrone]

To use a pick up line u need a match first... So nope I've never used one 😂😂😂😅😅

[@Doppan]

DimDieDrone sadlife🙃😂👍

[@ColeKTM]

Same bro

[@sugarnads]

Yep. Same here.

[@blizzaroxxx]

lol don't know that feel. I get like 5-6 matches a day

[@glennlady3014]

aren't you cool

[@steelrarebit7387]

Favorite pickup line... Does this smell like chloroform?

[@arianshiraz4741]

War Inc. solid bro

[@facundogimenez1679]

r/cursedcomments

[@JosephVillarreal00]

Actually I can attest that this works wonders

[@nfgsenpai6721]

HahahahahahaHH

[@keshavbatra4989]

Can someone explain this to me😂

[@jamesaphei5150]

"I am rich".... Thank me later.

[@hudsonsmith8880]

It worked for at first then she dumped me when I showed her my bedroom in the local dumpster.

[@letstalk917]

Best pick up line ever

[@abcdef8915]

100% success rate

[@1stgaming.]

Hahhahahhaha

[@felixkorir3804]

😅 😅 Hahaha

[@WCPOTGaming]

Lemme Smash

[@JohnDoe-bo3wb]

No, Ron, go find Becky.

[@TheSpaykers]

Ben is a dick !

[@mgoks4749]

Im a baker let me take you in your inflater. Im a chocolatier come and lick my praliné I make ice creams for living, want to try my cream?

[@wanh33da69]

98% effectivity

[@ahmedbettioui8876]

Winner of a video, been searching for "reddit tinder plus" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Ever heard of - Neeyedaly Romantic Pussnap - (Have a quick look on google cant remember the place now ) ? Ive heard some amazing things about it and my friend got great results with it.

[@isaaca665]

“Bet you tacos you won’t reply” works every time!

[@stephensherbinii9007]

Did you attempt this with pizza as well? Curious which one works better

[@StygianStyle]

Tacos is funnier for some reason

[@braulioreyes6701]

for some ''mexican'' reason lol

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

The only thing I find funny about tacos is that they're sometimes synonymous with vagina talk

[@FishingForLife28]

I start with, "do you feel like you have a real musician inside you" when she says no I respond with "you wan't to?"

[@Yetipfote]

MrTDS I don't know why that has so little likes

[@BobBobOnYouTube]

@@Yetipfote Probably because it's fuckin stupid.

[@cobyplunk3614]

Me - did you just fart? Her - ....no? Me - cuz you blew me away Her - * blocks me * Me - I just ' blew ' my future away

[@belgapaulowenb.5032]

Oh do you wanna float Georgie? I'll make you float.

[@RobsRides]

I better not ever match with a girl with a D in her name 😂

[@jade2019]

Why

[@jepjep3700]

😂😂

[@toussaintwerley538]

Me too so 😂😂

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

Is this going to turn out to be a *Rob D* reference? Just wondering! :-/

[@wideawake1365]

Best pickup line ever? Me: "How much do you weigh?" Girl: "Why?" Me: Because I'm about to pick you up

[@waterproof4403]

😂😂

[@arturoramales199]

Wooow😂😂😂😂

[@grog2534]

your body is 70% water, and im thirsty

[@MaryArts]

This

[@SaulWellingood2]

Thank you 😂

[@ness8376]

50-60%

[@moechris9364]

Fangz good looks bro

[@julianwallace8650]

Could be taken the wrong way...

[@douglashearne290]

I'm a billionaire . 3 words ...done!

[@hanyorfali8712]

Douglas Hearne the best line ever bro !!!

[@tshaolin971]

Douglas Hearne You do value more your money than yourself.

[@TylerSolvestri]

I think I'm crying

[@fizzrl6031]

Im rich. 2 words done! :)

[@iShowUnusualBehavior]

*proceeds to pick her up in a 7 year old Honda Civic...

[@souhailkh693]

Why tf people just can't talk normaly

[@siinxx7656]

works 0% of the time, every time

[@WinterCrafter]

cause these texts are likely fake.

[@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard]

@@WinterCrafter doubt it. This is how you talk to women pal like it or no

[@StanOwden]

@Brian Vo unless you'rе good looking like me.

[@lebronjames5287]

@@StanOwden really i'm surprised you watched this video then

[@DomepieceSON88]

Me: They say beauty is on the inside... Her: Do you think I’m beautiful? Me: Can’t say, I haven’t been inside of you yet.

[@deusexmachina449]

Behind the scene : THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. You’re welcome.

[@abinashborah8524]

Nathan Thuille pity

[@MetalBro]

My favorite pickup line is one that I use in person. For this one, my crush and I were walking together, side by side. I looked at her, smiled at her and said "Have you ever thought about being a pirate?" To which she responded "What?" And giggled. I said "Yeah, a pirate! Like what side would you keep your parrot on? This side (I put my hand on her shoulder closest to me), or this side (I put my arm around her and kept it there)?" I asked her out immediately after and she was totally game. Then she dropped a line on me that became one of my favorites: Hey, did you know that kissing burns around 20 calories a minute? You want to help me shed some calories? Update: unfortunately, though, even though she was a fun, gorgeous and amazing individual, we broke up later due to some conflicts of interest. It was REALLY upsetting for me at the time because we liked each other a LOT.

[@challengeguy415]

dude Dude.. DUDE!!! This is soooo Smooth...

[@KitKat_Admin]

Im sad to hear that

[@KitKat_Admin]

Happend to me today. So i know the feeling

[@MetalBro]

KitKat I'm so sorry. If you'd like you talk about it, lmk

[@mrgbs7168]

That's what you get with tinder. They always have someone lined up next.

[@cielclancy1420]

your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty😂😂

[@bryceallen3955]

Me:u know how much a polar bear weighs? Her: idk Me: enough to break the ice hi my name is Bryce.

[@G31M1]

Well you’re obviously not the smartest Bryce because all Polar Bears would drown if they couldn’t walk on ice.

[@waqillamoldestad978]

G31M1 shut up

[@morganmiller2579]

@@G31M1 please fuck off... No offence intended

[@AyoLukeM]

Tried it, she thought it was a fat joke

[@kubabendlin5216]

"Do you know de way?"

[@user96RR]

At least in the US the chicks are still DTF...Over here in Germany I have almost 400 matches and every one of them is looking for their knight in shining armor...I guess tinder has failed here.

[@ghostiiOnSpotify]

user96RR it's the exact same in the US dude these are flukes. also how would you know they're all in the US?

[@silasdietrich7464]

That's why you pretend to be this "Knight in shining armor", if she doesn't put out in 1-3 dates...Next, so on and so forth

[@user96RR]

Silas Beall no sorry I don‘t like lying to people in order to have sex. I‘d rather be upfront about and have a clear conscience.

[@silasdietrich7464]

user96RR you can't be that up front saying you just want sex, girls feel used and feel as if they will be conceived as easy if they put out too quickly

[@ACEMEDIA]

The US is more sexualized than most of the world.

[@tropicallightning2440]

@2:50 i think shes speaking german

[@MCilja]

Best comment

[@Angel-kc7ck]

Underrated comment

[@googleisacruelmistress1910]

My best pick up line is "I have a dog. That was my best pick up line... Did it work?" ... It works surprisingly often

[@ramy21602]

"Titanic, ok that wasn't that good of an Icebreaker" - worked all the time for me so far

[@sega64official]

So in a nutshell, women prefer to flirt like 5 year-olds & being bought dinner. Got it.

[@anujsrivastava5316]

You : You got any almonds with ya!? She : Umm, no You : How about a date, then :p?

[@SecretSunshineSociety]

Love your humor. You seem like a really fun person to hang out with. Just subbed!

[@Youcandoanythingyoudream]

She seems like a plain jane

[@iabaca]

If you're good looking, anything works

[@grey6320]

so many gifted ones in the comment section:)

[@kurtisrichman8877]

How's your relationship with your father?

[@devinkimmel1619]

Lmfao

[@jermaineishere]

Woooooow lmfao

[@des6801]

I don’t get it

[@infinitelyrudeme3327]

Don't try to, it may ruin your perfect universe..

[@CheesePikachu]

lmao

[@EmmroMusic]

Roses are red So is the state Let us be comrades Because you are great, Just kidding, smash?

[@narenmappat576]

ROFL

[@jordanharris1661]

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match😂😂 I'll see myself out now

[@Tammyaway]

I wouldn't describe myself as "tiny wooden stick" to a girl I just met, she might get the wrong impression.

[@jordanharris1661]

Tammyaway very true lol, one of the drawbacks from a corny joke. Don't worry I'd never use that as a pick up line for real

[@Redslayer86]

Lmao. Switch it around, then she might take it as you saying she's thin.

[@Romeo-ub5cq]

Funny im a fuckin log

[@FriedrichHerschel]

Just leave out the "tiny". So she's still the "hot" phosphorus.

[@mattbaumgartner391]

She reacts the same way I do when I find out that these ridiculous pick up lines work. “In what world...”

[@DJRomew]

The most awkward moment when it really happens when I can go with very lit pick up line, continue conversation like a real macho man. The girl melting and cannot wait for the date. Then on the date she sees a romantic shy, calm and intelligent guy. Such as frustration =)) Just be honest and be yourself. But yeah, don't be too trivial and boring. I also barely respond to the "hey" or "how are you" messages even from decent girls....

[@StygianStyle]

Based on this comment, if you're succeeding with women, you must be incredibly good-looking.

[@wallywest9257]

My tinder pick up conversations go like Me: Hey can I get your num... Stranger: No.

[@rosariovegah6244]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

[@challengeguy415]

smooth...

[@amazingguy3499]

Rosario vega, too dark to see. :D

[@dragonswordmountain2908]

+Rosario vega Roses are red, violets are blue. The mirror in your...i can't do this hahaha...i went blank hahaha.

[@catchthepug8171]

''Are you my wifi? Cuz I feel a connection''

[@blackmagicks]

Told a girl i was a rich oil sheikh's son in my past life and the girl was a tourist that fell in love with my pet camel, Abdul. Also told her that we hanged out quite a bit but i never got her phone number since phones were not a thing back then. The girl gladly gave me her number and we went on about the imaginary camel-oil sheikh-story for about 2 days lmfao

[@lawlicht8092]

Black Magic bitch is crazy you might want to reconsider your choices man

[@blackmagicks]

I mean it was just a joke that she handled well and she knew how to improvise so it was fun. Never met up with her though because I was in the military back then and she lived about 500km from where i was

[@Pashachessgm]

Black Magic Okay, Important Question. Was she dtf?

[@blackmagicks]

100%

[@ivtry8805]

BECKY LEMME SMASH

[@gohorarsen5938]

NOO NOO XDXD

[@oephry3253]

The Truth or dare one was way too smooth😂😂

[@PhunkBustA]

my best pickup line is "hey" cause im dead inside and dont give a f

[@bakersmileyface]

Upgrade that to "hey, wanna go out for some pizza sometime?" And you'll start getting some dates.

[@1987whynot1987]

lies

[@user-ub8uc8gq7r]

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds? If I were a baseball bat and you was a baseball, would you let me hit that? Hey, are you good with algebra? So you wouldn’t mind replacing my X without asking Y. Works every time. Jk it never works

[@spartanmerc1]

The math one made me chuckle

[@morganmiller2579]

The first two I doubt would work. But its tinder... High risk high reward

1:58 when she makes that sound it honestly sounds like the imessage "message send" sound LMAO

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6Hdp62Hm95qq7s if you dont know what the imessage "message send" sounds like

[@lucasolsen7952]

HAHAHAHAHA that is actually so funny

[@gregj8693]

Idk how I got into this channel, but I love this girl

[@Clytax]

1:58 of what notification sound does that remind me of??

[@iSm1lez]

"I want to lay my head between those sugar walls"

[@ATrueLoveOfficial]

The way you read them made it funnier. That's a good reading. By the way, you are so pretty and cute.

[@nouman8bp200]

Hi

[@xexkansichi]

This girl is so young, I feel like I have to be doing something wrong g watching her talking about dating.

[@QuestionKnife]

Xexin Kansichi she isn’t talking about dating. She’s talking about one of the lowest ego-boosting pieces of shit known as tinder .... for the ego boosting women and lonely men who can’t get them

[@kingclauncher2745]

@@QuestionKnife damn dude i been seeing a few of your comments and you are salty as hell who hurt you lol

[@QuestionKnife]

King Clauncher no one. These are simple facts about dating apps and the bitches on them. Ask around or find or yourself lol.

[@gameofthronesshorts9052]

@@QuestionKnife You sound like such an incel LMAO.

[@QuestionKnife]

Game Of Thrones Shorts ok I do not give 3.85 flying fucking nutsacks what I sound like to you ... lol.

[@adelasinanovic6045]

I Need that tapestry omg!where did u get it from

[@mauricioalcoba5150]

Are these really what people said to each other, this is Hilarious!!

[@criticalace3605]

3:23 I was laughing so hard for like 5m 😂👌

[@iuliua]

It's still better than women's pick up lines( hello, hi, how are you). If women had to pick up women they would not fk anything.

[@russiandrivers9986]

They probably just sit around waiting for the other one to make a move.

[@Kaisersozze]

THis doesnt work if youre 30.FML.

[@tihkal]

I'm 31, tinder gets me laid more often than i have time for haha

[@NubbleHub]

It doesn't work if you're ugly either

[@BossManSays]

BrokenAxelTV yup if you're not an old navy model looking guy you're screwed. But these thots will throw themselves at you if you're good looking.

[@WilliamPavonRSS]

36 and got more action than in my 20's lol thx tinder :D

[@Schwallex]

This greatly varies by location. It has nothing to do with you. Everything with where you are. I've been on Tinder for two years. Not a single match. Then I went on vacation to a different country and had three matches within an hour. And no, I don't live in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. The two cities in question are comparable in size and everything else. Except Tinder activity, apparently.

She: what's your name? You can call me god She: why? Because tonight you'll scream my name

[@haziqijaz3327]

There's going to be 7 planets today when i will destroy Uranus

[@TheRealBrandonLewis]

me:can i get a 10?? her:10? me:yea the amount of digits in your phone number

[@Max-em5ey]

Try to make a girl feel smart### Me: You look smart, wanna help me solve a question? Her: okay i guess Me: x+u =13 find x, i think x is 3 as u are a 10 Hahahaha and who say nerds can have pick up line xddd

[@danthegreat8411]

*You May Fall From The Sky🌥* *You May Fall From A Tree🌳* *But The Best Way To Fall:* *IS INLOVE WITH ME💘*

[@leagueoflegendslol4121]

Or to fall on my DIIICK

[@danthegreat8411]

@@leagueoflegendslol4121 Ayyyyy!

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

I swear if that didn't work, I'm going to lose it

[@mattherin2883]

Did you hear what scientists are saying? There's only going to be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus!

[@amirrehan6917]

The way you talk is freaking ADORABLE!

[@freezycan2747]

I am so bad in bed, you have to try it!"

[@legendzneverdie773]

I don't have a pick up line... but I do have a car to pick you up lol god that was horrible, so cringy

[@Zgjimik]

Almost as good as "sit on my face, I'll guess your weight"

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

@@theworldisimmense yeah, I hate having to be the one to make the first move cause I'm literally Nervous City with these kinda things

[@thatsupernick9686]

Me: Wanna go for coffee some time? Her: *never responds* basically I've never gotten a date from Tinder......Aussie girls don't appreciate me lmao. I should come to the states ahahaha

[@originaljokester7679]

If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I wouldn't be able to resist visiting you between the holidays

[@thomasshriver7609]

Greatest video I've seen all day

[@mistere5766]

Me: You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet Her: There's 26 My bad how can I forget U R A Q T That's 5 You can have the D later 😉

[@jingar1337]

"hurr durr, ima girl and I read out load things for a video"

[@kyuzodono6898]

You: The password is (insert home WiFi password) then nothing else. Her: In confusion will ask you what's that for. You: It's the Wi-Fi password for when you come over tonight!! 😏😭 (Works everytime OmegaLuL)

[@Jonasofzo]

This is my first video from you and I love you already!

[@bakersmileyface]

From my little experience in Tinder, the best pickup line seems to be. "Hey, would ya like to go out for pizza some time?"

[@rghhfghu21]

Together we can spell studs I have the stds all I need is you

[@christophersalinas2722]

Lmao “Lemme Smash” Oh and I never used a pick up line, I got picked up, by my crush, Best day ever lmao

[@saminsiddiquee2059]

These people need so much to make a conversation work. I can tell you that they will never be happy in marriage or life in general.

[@orionwhitney8868]

“Hey come here”(flexes finger between us) she walks over “ I just made you come with one finger can you imagine two?”

[@hardiksahani9018]

On Bumble Me: Hey what's your name? She: Batman Me: Well, My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. She: DC to DC... I like it.

[@Tammyaway]

I really hope you'll make more vids like this, it's hilarious and your delivery is awesome.

[@tripptank]

Have you seen my pictures? Yes. Good cause i didnt feel like being clever. Your place or mine?

[@stefansabev2231]

Nice one. Too bad people dont scroll down the comments that was a good one.

[@tripptank]

Thanks

[@kegtappereiu]

Nice!

[@neverfade2890]

You are a living thing, you occupy space, and you have mass. Know what that means?.... You matter!

[@StygianStyle]

Too bad girls hate science

[@naka1177]

Hahahahahaha this is great u should do more of these

[@kait2972]

Retitled : pick up lines that weren't bad enough to make the match change their already decided mind.

[@andrewa3811]

I told this to a girl once "When I looked at you, I thought I was looking at satan" She slapped me ;c

[@jpjp9111]

I don't use pick up lines. I just say hi. Sometimes I'm a goof but oddly, some people like that.

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

It absolutely does not matter what you say, it only matters how attractive you are. If you're hot enough, you can say whatever you like and they'll laugh and make banter. GLHF

[@guicaldo7164]

Jp Jp I'm the exact same. Except that my behaviour usually gets me friendzoned. xD

[@AK-mh4zb]

You're probably just a joke, or an amusement then.

[@guicaldo7164]

GK 83 No. Such people are genuinely nice and interesting to talk to. Way better than jerks such as, from what I've seen, yourself.

[@AK-mh4zb]

r/niceguys

[@thomasmoore6266]

my pick up line doesn't exist i just use my accent

[@QuestionKnife]

You can’t use an accent in writing ....

[@lylejohnhowartz3898]

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[@ItzBangzGfxx]

🎈 🏃 Me; "Shit, my balloon!" She; "Where's that comming from?" Me; "You blew me away!"