The Sweetest Water | TMG - Episode 321

[@aamanda]

i bet cody’s bitmoji is accurate asf

[@Beanmaster-ny6ft]

So real

[@lex9468]

if someone said this about me i think i would cry

[@h.w.d8302]

Honestly Noel’s is probably super accurate too

[@djstone1693]

@@h.w.d8302in the best way possible Noel is a Bitmoji

[@h.w.d8302]

@@djstone1693 lmao

[@montygatwick1829]

Noel saying “if you don’t get these lyrics on the fly you might be 35” like he’s not 34 💀💀

[@Heyaayyayaayya]

wdym bro hes 19

[@sprunch_alox]

Stop it bro. He's been 14

[@Cook1e00]

Stop lying bruh... he's been 9

[@Nastrond66615]

He’s 16 he revealed it in the birthday episode.

[@armandolopez5546]

Y did l

[@emilyalexa30]

Noel is like a hyper toddler with no impulse control in the best way in this ep

[@lavendersaltz]

Watched the whole episode. Cody eating Noel’s ass caught me by surprise, but had me hypeee🔥

[@TSVN4MI]

LMAOO

[@Cook1e00]

Hype ? 🤨

[@MilesToGoGo]

My kindergarten class hamster had babies and my teacher told us that we had to be quiet and well-behaved because sometimes when hamsters are stressed they will eat their babies. When we came in the next day and the babies were gone my teacher was like “well you guys weren’t quiet enough and you stressed her out so she ate all the babies, I told you that you had to be good…” basically just blamed all of us 5 year olds for the hamster cannibalism and I’ll never forget that shit for as long as I live lol it was devastating

[@Jcoaerlrsiocno]

Should have been quiet I guess. she’s just keeping it real

[@MilesToGoGo]

@@Jcoaerlrsiocno not even, she ate them overnight when nobody was even there 😭😭

[@jaye3830]

i love noel's constant compulsion to just destroy the set lmao

[@pauljames6303]

The TMG podcast is the best because of the physicality of the humor, with most podcasts watching the video version doesn’t matter at all, but here you just don’t get the same experience without it.

[@PretzelTownStudios]

Yes its kinda like a tv show and less of a podcast

[@rentaltoast2201]

noel and cody really do kill physical comedy lmao

[@anto81092]

I literally had to unlock my phone and start paying attention whenever the throat goat got on the screen

[@MilesToGoGo]

Fr I don’t think I would ever just listen to this lol I really view it more as a talk show than a podcast

[@tomboy2980]

Same, I used to listen just on spotify but there were so many times I'd have no idea what the joke was or they'd be like "if you're listening on audio: [description that doesn't do justice]", I switched to youtube for an episode once and never went back

[@Steeze777]

noelle just revealed he's Filipino, talking about that fish his mom cooked.. i know exactly what hes talking about... that shit smells fucking terrible, taste's great.

[@oooooooo6281]

he was definitely talking about either dilis or bagoong we got you bald man

[@ruthelwethbrook6772]

I KNEW IT!!

[@EzraHawk]

loll we all knew it already

[@lucandesouzadrummond9030]

I think Noel just doxed his secret racial orientation. Mom’s Philippino and Dad’s Mexicano. I’m convinced now after his little fish grandma story AND speaking fluent Spanish. He’s 100% Mexipino

[@Heyitsdes1]

You can see it in his face, height, and name lol

[@mattH3ew]

I like what Noel did with his hair this episode

[@yurrrrr3333]

just in time for my “miserably studying during finals break”!!😁😁

[@lanes-world]

Good luck! Got mine over the next 3 days. I feel the struggle!

[@poopemoji5651]

Same 😭😭😭

[@leylaadam1026]

Me rn taking a break from writing my thesis paper, might get back to it later…or tmr lol

[@adamhaney1048]

@@leylaadam1026on what?

[@laurynapril2358]

same! good luck yall!

[@dylan5896]

it’s so cute seeing them be sappy about their wives im crying and throwing up

[@720p30fps]

I pre-saved a couple of Noel songs. Coincidentally, I want to wear his skin.

[@willbgm5x5]

Wow, I love the part where they talked about poop for 48 minutes 😊😊😊

[@luca553]

Average tmg podcast episode

[@Diprobase]

I loved the part where cody talked about microwaving faeces! (I haven’t watched any of the episode yet)

[@willbgm5x5]

@@Diprobase same!!!! (I commented as soon as they posted the video)

[@whatintheworld7624]

Noel definitely returned his christmas tree just to brag about how he used his truck for hauling something lmao.

[@leatheryfool8358]

This episode made me laugh so much, specially when Noel destroyed the trumpet 😭 love y’all . I’m feeling better mentally after todays tragedy at my University, which was UNLV. It’s been such a long day and I never thought something like that could happen. Prayers to all families and students❤

[@Letsseehowanimeicanget]

i’m so sorry this happened it’s horrible 😞 good thing we have this comedic relief

[@Mark-qd1mz]

That’s so scary and terrible man I’m sorry that happened. I’m glad you feel better and I hope you feel even better today

[@Cook1e00]

USA...

[@n00rj4h4n]

just opened the video to do work, the studio looks gorgeous! can't wait to hear abt gambling and poop for an hour

[@lua8501]

yay noel’s filipino 🥳 i mean we’ve always known but still

[@ax1s663]

Cody says joke, noel finishes joke Cody was gonna say, Cody laugh

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

Second time you've said this and it isn't any funnier or truer brother

[@5hid742]

Bro learning about comedy. Keep it up!

[@TheKaptainBob]

Man's riffing on riffing now.

[@gesangpentasanjaya2186]

i never get tired of Noel's Cs2 relapse moments always cracks me up , i hope Hunter couldve just invited him to Warzone lobby and stream it, it would be hilarious

[@deannaj3309]

the reindeer they beat up last year staring at noel the whole time with bandages on got me

[@patback01]

bro i dont think ive ever laughed as much as i did at the nutbuster bit

[@katelyncarter1128]

need them to watch saltburn and tell us their reactions

[@DrivingGod21]

this is officially my new favorite podcast

[@Boots806]

They could literally sit there and do nothing for the music video and I would still watch it.

[@justabear4712]

you know they’re in sync when they hit the exact same position for the entire time

[@jaadeybaabey55]

I’m crying at Noel crying at the tree. Now I’m crying at Cody being a cheesy, new dad. Genuinely love hearing you guys talk about these milestones. As someone’s who’s watched you guys through college and am getting to these milestones myself, IM SO EXCITED AND INSPIRED. Also gives me hope for a cute af but funny relationship. 🫶🫶🫶

[@umoauadjalo]

as a dutch person hearing them speak dutch is fk hilarious

[@FlorisKTR]

Wanneer zeggen ze dat?

[@djoeke2675]

​@@FlorisKTRkzbin.info/www/bejne/n2e3iaKwqtabfqcm15s

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

BetterHelp has 3 active class action lawsuits against them by their patients. 🙃

[@BigYacht]

They also didn't use to vet therapists or require a license and leaked all of their customer data just this year

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

​@@BigYachtthey also use your MEDICAL info to target the ads they show you in your online therapists office. They punish therapists when a patient wants to switch, so they're less likely to recommend someone better for them. They do so much

[@DKF_oli]

But they bankroll the entire TMG roster so who cares 🙄/s

[@viagraREAL]

Contracts people

[@Toushi99]

​@@DKF_olinah facts who cares that guilt aint on them

[@wastepreserve]

two men talking about the tastefulness of pregnancy photos is classic TMG

[@alexavila6728]

Listening to this podcast while getting a testicular ultrasound🎉 Pray it’s not cancer!

[@haileymaejae]

Watching this while washing dishes, I was scream laughing at my sink at Noel doing that shit to this statue with the trumpet 😭😆 and then Cody laughing at it was just making me laugh even harder🙏🏼

[@mosesmalone6950]

I’ve been having a bad day at work but the Dutch bit KILLED . Thank you once again boys

[@FadeAwayGab]

I always make the awful decision of eating while watching this pod

[@blonded_458]

1:10:10 cody glazes noel so hard, just repeated his joke and he wheezes

[@SuperCasino77]

So hyped for the new TMG music video.

[@juliadarkness]

SO EXCITED for a new tune from TMG..... looks like you have to make a music video now. give the people what they want

[@adriantruesdale6173]

amazing timing boys i just two vicodin and im readyyy

[@ohcrepe]

Omggggg haha your Dutch pronounciation is actually really good!! 👏👏👏 Your Dutch sounds like you're an Eastern European who moved to the Netherlands around 8 years ago

[@c00chslayer]

this gave me the spark to go on in exam season

[@jialx]

I'm absolutely crying laughing at the hamster bit

[@Mtellez43]

Sad to see Noel relapse so many times to his CS addiction :(

[@MakaelaAvery]

Petition for an actual Golden Ticket contest to sit in on an episode recording! 👇🏼

[@jelly4129]

The idea of a golden ticket hunt would be dope asf

[@marcusash7]

In all honesty, I would find that mad awkward. Toss me a TMG Studios year-pass and free tickets to the next Live Show instead dawg lmao

[@liamkizer3377]

Nah just give it to me😌

[@luvuberrymuch49]

That would be very strange 😭

[@TheSmithdub]

imagine trying to laugh with them and everyone just stares at you@@marcusash7

[@juliaziraldo7027]

really glad this was the episode I happened to watch on video not audio... thanks for the nut buster noel!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!

[@taylordavis3949]

Sofia is a song I listen to probably honestly 10 times a month. I LOVE that song.

[@aprylsalomaa876]

i wish noel would stream his cs sessions it sounds so funny

[@withoutthejuice7193]

You know GTA6 is a big deal when even Cody can’t wait to play it😂

[@deleted5626]

The csgo story almost made me crash my car laughing

[@katiemae3151]

Oh my GOD i am so thrilled to hear Noel watches The Challenge because it's literally some of the best reality tv comp out there. Begging the TMG community to watch it too because MTV is itching to cancel it!!! I always recommend starting with Season 27 and going from there if you're looking for a jumping on point!

[@leylaadam1026]

Ayo Cody and Noel photo cards?Unintentionally endorsing stan culture, love to see it. Gonna need them to add it my collection 🫡

[@Heyaayyayaayya]

>unintentionally

[@joshwhitt4860]

Once again thank you Noel to get Cody to talk Fantasy football, love football talk

[@Josh-rm4dj]

merch looks like an online ceramics x tmg collab lol

[@loisflandorp843]

watching cody and noel read dutch as someone fluent in afrikaans is SO funny

[@Nivalc]

Pre-saved, Un-saved, and Re-saved cause that shit was gas🔥

[@ughhalle7141]

new tmg music?? it’s a christmas miracle!!

[@andreajoan7193]

Noel having an M. Night Shyamalan-romance edition- twist whilst decorating his Christmas tree seems so on brand

[@narges1001]

17:19 The nut buster had me ROFL

[@ashlyn8562]

oh my god the nutcracker bit i’m wheezing

[@swtcrzylve]

8:35 sounds like he’s singing super shy like the song

[@haleyjnewb6933]

Damn I better go hit that pre save real quick

[@stupidmonkey8057]

I had this episode on a presave link

[@dinelkap]

The tilted CS game bit had me rolling 😭😭😂

[@qt8701]

Exercising while listening to the podcast is not it, y’all have my core hurttingg!!

[@luca553]

I thought this was an old video for some reason and my stupid ass was like oh this was last christmas and its almost christmas now! What a coincidence!

[@nathanielryderr]

the noel christmas decor i can’t 😭

[@CPWither]

You don’t have the bonus, you missed Cody give the absolute sloppiest top to the nutcracker man and get absolutely merked in the first 60 seconds

[@misskinsay33]

You guys need to watch saltburn and then review it on the next episode! Saltburn will melt your brain!!!

[@victorsbomb4804]

I think you’re thinking of teddy bear hamsters, which are very small and fluffy. Other hamsters are somewhere in between a mouse and a Guinea pig size depending on the breed.

[@cassidyromines1443]

being from fort wayne makes me feel like them talking about sweet water is a shoutout for me

[@Rizrazzle93]

Honestly can't wait to hear the song. I feel like them and bbno$ match up real well just by the sound of them on a song I bet it's a banger! ❤😊

[@cootertown764]

The boys reading Dutch absolutely broke me. What kind of accent was that 😭

[@melissacastillo4957]

Noel calling Tom Sandoval an AI Latino is hilarious

[@iitstre_4550]

Oh shoot, we Santa day decorated up!!! You know this episode is lit!!

[@Kogan1911]

The Death Race had that sort of concept with inmates competing for a reduced sentence

[@macysmith5241]

genuinely can't believe you're colabing w bbno$, been fans of you both separately for SO long. so fucking excited.

[@tysmith2248]

I didn't know Sweetwater had pre Christmas, must be seasonal

[@Nutpackk]

It's crazy noel just revealed half of his heritage I know the exact fish

[@vincepaul2721]

damn true, just cooked tuyo earlier and it stanked my kitchen

[@billykock1537]

Imagine a love story between a man and a dolphin but the man is allergic to fish

[@Heyitsdes1]

Guess he can’t eat her out

[@noellecate20]

just came here to say I remember where I was when I heard noel make the malone brown joke. like exact time and place

[@sprunch_alox]

Never pre-saving anything ever again 🗿

[@wydneonn2247]

YOOOOO NEW TMG MUSIC I THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER AGAIN 😻😻😻😻

[@cierr]

TMG more like TMGeez nuts

[@matthewludwiski5847]

as someone that worked at sweetwater, they do make you fill a cup

[@Elva_]

5:50 hamster got the cbl

[@delightfullygeeky5255]

Next collab: a metal song with meatcanyon...juss sayin. You guys would kill it! 😁

[@Music-yx8gx]

Why is there a 100 dollar sweatshirt in the merch lineup 😭

[@vinnyll]

what a great episode, from hamster eating their kids to noel being vulnerable, cody being a dad but foreal this time to looking up prenatal photos for tiddies

[@courtteeno]

Not me getting a pet insurance ad mid manny explosion story

[@cosmicrobotic4530]

It’s concerning that I know the exact number of clicks it takes to get through the intro

[@roselumpkin2420]

Y’all need to look up Tom Sandovals music

[@rei9271]

bro the ai latino thing made me actually burst out laughing idk why that was so funny

[@ge9575]

i cant fathom noel watching attack on titan for some reason

[@doughies]

noel's mom probably cooking dilis again smh

[@aj_12x23]

The hamster thing isn't really "stress eating" like one might go hard on a half gallon of ice cream when their student loan payments just started back up and they haven't received a cost of living raise in 5 years. What they are doing is much, much closer to Noel's assumption of "thinking something is wrong" with the babies, in the sense that it is very common for animals in the wild to kill or abandon some or all of their babies if they sense that their environment is insufficient for raising offspring, and if attempting to do so would threaten their own survival, the rest of the litter, or the survival of the larger group/herd. A lot of mammals can even terminate their own pregnancies at will if their current conditions cannot support additional life, much less one or more lives that are so high maintenance and energy-intensive. Most animals also sequester their dead away from where they live, far from any of their food/water sources, because they instinctively know that potential lingering disease and the biproducts of decomposition both pose a substantial health risk. Now think about hamsters: most hamster owners do not keep their pets in a proper enclosure that adequately simulates a hamster's natural habitat, so there are very few natural sources of stimulation available to them, and they have almost no agency or ability to be self-sufficient in pursuit of their own survival. The enclosures are often way, way too small and the hamsters cannot adequately roam, dig, burrow, nest, gather resources, etc. like they would in the wild. Their food and water intake is entirely dependent on both just magically showing up in the same spot in limited quantities every day. Hamsters are also often owned by children, who are loud, and handle things aggressively, and are just generally indistinguishable from a natural predator. These conditions are clearly going to induce pretty severe stress in a prey animal who ordinarily spends its life building and navigating through intricate tunnels underground. When the mother hamster's habitat seemingly lacks the space and resources to sustain any additional life, and there is no room within their enclosure to designate as a burial ground for any offspring who fail to survive, then consuming the offspring unfortunately becomes the most practical and humane option for dealing with them from the perspective of the mother hamster. If it were just stress-induced gluttony, the mother hamster's natural instincts would drive her to eat pretty much anything else before her own healthy babies, and the issue could easily be solved by providing a constant supply of high quality food for her to access at her leisure.

[@oartchid]

omg i might get a noel or cody photocard!

[@Bigkahuna005]

If y’all don’t do the pod high for episode 420 :/

[@Will_Ross]

First episode that I’ve laughed so hard I cried

[@rchristinex4209]

CODDYYYY!!! I neeeed you to please make a try not to cringe video reviewing hinge profiles that your viewers submit! I have the PERFECT submission 😮‍💨😭😂

[@jadag5135]

need a shirt that says i ❤ japanese hamster clapping

[@zojos]

i would just like to say, you guys make my day. dead ass. i love your content and i’m so fucking drunk rn but i’ve watched this everyday like 3 days in a row and i love it. keep doing what your doing brothers 🤙🏽

[@Ram-zc4fi]

great episode