Episode 214 - Team Taylor vs Team Jake

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NOEL / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller

[@edgelord3754]

Everytime Cody and Noel read out the ad script it reminds me of 2 middle schoolers delivering a presentation that they didn't practice at all and know their project is dog shit

[@uhlexseeuh]

lmao no they're the kids who didn't work on the project at all and the smart kid did all the work

[@impano666]

The merch plug this episode was even better than the normal ads

[@WinterReflections]

The Babbel one is always weird, because they make him talk positively about his experience "learning Spanish" with the app. I think it's complete CAP. Lol

[@tildey6661]

@@WinterReflections idk how to explain it but Cody seems like the least likely person to ever learn Spanish

[@johnnyapplesmith]

@@uhlexseeuh You know that's not necessarily bad. Often the smart kids are shy and have social anxiety, the lazy kids carry the project with their charismatic and confident presentation. Everyone does their part.

[@kleptosaniac4441]

these two don't realize how naturally funny they are that even in an episode that they think sucks, i laughed out loud multiple times. just them talking and interacting with each other is hilarious, and i wish they knew that!!!

[@marcusash7]

so true! they vibe so hard off eachother its tremendous. legitamitely my favourite podcast along with The Tim Dillon Show.

[@joshentertainment2]

I probably seen almost of all the episodes

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

exactly, this pod is one of the few that makes me genuinely, audibly laugh. It's so good. I've done that silent cry laugh watching TMG so many times.

[@tentinybees]

im pretty sure they do know, literal millions of people find them funny!

[@Nicolairoed]

They let some real good jokes pass with just a chuckle and I'm here crying laughing, while they move on to the next one like nothing happened. They are so good.

[@ariellechu654]

noel: "are we really doing teaspils" also noel "lets start a rumor who cares"

[@AC-gm6dr]

lol

[@charlottecase3093]

i was actually sobbing and gasping with laughter at "jake gyllenhaal fed me laxative pasta"

[@erikdavidson4914]

I spent the last 20 minutes to try and find where it was

[@NerdGeekOficial]

I just imagined Taylor actually singing this line lmao

[@erikdavidson4914]

@@NerdGeekOficial It isn't real? They were joshing us?

[@e.v.9201]

Can someone please explain that for the confused people??

[@NerdGeekOficial]

@@erikdavidson4914 Honestly I wish it was true, imagine the media outlets explaining what happened.

[@hood3243]

My 27 year old brother uses a walker (chemo side effects) and would LOVE that red one if you still have it and want to donate it! I'm in LA too, would be great to grab and bring it up to him in Portland for the holidays!

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Yes boys please do this!

[@mawjal-hammadi6861]

how can we boost this omg

[@eep3]

boost :)

[@vandam1852]

Someone post this in their subreddits

[@ExtraSoggy]

GIVE THE WALKER TO MAXINE’S BROTHER

[@mollz1997]

Cody pretending Kelsey hasn't given him a full rundown of Taylor's album

[@jenniferruiz8915]

Cody's sick spin on the walker, Noel showing off those shoes lmaoooo already making my day with this intro😭😂

[@camidumbass]

he’s got the old man shoes and cody is the old man

[@fluxusjpg]

I love how half the podcast is just noel going “have you seen this?” and cody going “nO whaTs tHaT?” and noel laughing for 5 minutes before he actually says what it is

[@erinmcclinton1850]

If Cody says anything bad about Taylor Kelsey will leave him

[@neonjuice4610]

Use comma's

[@erinmcclinton1850]

@@neonjuice4610 well you see I didn’t want to

[@orangejuice695]

@@neonjuice4610 he, didn't, want, to, tho.,

[@chodsterfam3418]

@@neonjuice4610 dont use the apostrophe in commas

[@celinavinzens4043]

ikr lmao

[@redrk9731]

Noel's true gift to Cody was years of more old jokes from his community after they see this

[@xXYourShadowDaniXx]

Cody turns 80 today, such a cute old man

[@abbycollins2003]

The birthday cake having a 13 candle. Damn Taylor is sooo powerful.

[@nctcult]

i noticed that too! that coincidence 🤯

[@seraphime33]

Yall r weird bro

[@e_intelligence2487]

@@seraphime33 They're swifties so obviously they know that 13 is Taylor Swift's favorite number

[@aakirahthehag]

underrated ✋😭😭😂

[@ahsan-ph3wy]

also cause she born on the 13th of December (i only know this because i have the same bday)

[@newshirrt]

Noel gifting Cody a walker while wearing the most grandpa shoes I’ve seen in my entire life is funnier than the present itself

[@joseavilesrobles]

What are those shoes called?

[@walkeryon1765]

@@joseavilesrobles Reebok Beatnik, but they’re basically a knockoff of Suicoke sandals

[@joseavilesrobles]

@@walkeryon1765 Thank you king 👑

[@paigekoch6826]

cody being a swiftie this entire episode makes me so happy

[@logan317b]

also the fact that noel made a joke about him being 13

[@AC-gm6dr]

?

[@stay_rad]

Happy birthday Cody, my favourite small backend developer.

[@OfficialDeanAdler]

My favorite internet cyberbully 😍😍😍

[@jdtubes]

our favorite little backend bitch boy 😌🥰

[@neegas3490]

Lol

[@lonelylion_]

my favorite mr.struggle

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Listening to Cody doing a 360 with his walker while I’m learning again how to walk after an accident is truly something else.

[@jo-d8323]

😭😭

[@neegas3490]

Loll

[@WinterReflections]

Why does Babbel keep having Cody pretend he's learning Spanish? With the amount of times he's talked about how much he's loved learning Spanish on the app, you would think he could recite a few actual Spanish sentences. Lol

[@WinterReflections]

@@Faded______ I do not understand your joke, but I bet it would be funny if I had finished listening to this episode. Spanish is basically the easiest foreign language for an English speaker to learn though lol.

[@hannagrisell4744]

@@WinterReflections the target cart joke was within the first 20 minutes of the ep😂😭😭

[@ashleymcloughlin2945]

@@WinterReflections They talked about it right before the ad 😅

[@princewillchris1330]

Si gracias

[@WinterReflections]

@@hannagrisell4744 What can I say, I have adult ADD. 😂 I'm watching the rest now but, yeah, I totally missed that one.

[@maddybordner8122]

Noel is probably the only person I’m lake seriously when they say “don’t watch this” I feel like that man can handle most things

[@Remted12]

I kinda regret it yeah

[@DlnoNuggets]

It wasn't that bad

[@doomsdaydanceparty7646]

@@DlnoNuggets ur right, it was worse

[@annafunes]

i already know noel’s gonna side with jake just to piss everyone off

[@Just_Tim91]

Wrong

[@coralisa767]

you can see Noel trying not to laugh when Cody says "sí gracias " 26:34

[@MissFelice]

If *NOEL* tells me not to watch something, I know it is not something I ever need to see.

[@222psk]

I’m crying at Cody’s “Si, gracias” during the Babbel ad.

[@fjfg5216]

26:33

[@colbywilcox5305]

Noel: “Don’t look it up” Me: “Damn you’re right I shouldn’t have looked that up.”

[@camidumbass]

the loud gasp i made when i saw

[@TheeGrumpyPanda]

My eyes need to be washed with holy water after I saw that

[@andrewrolfe3646]

@@TheeGrumpyPanda what was it? But like just don't go into detail. Lol I wanna k ow but I don't wanna watch it

[@eastcoastemotion]

@@andrewrolfe3646 upsetting video of violent porn. i’m talking legs and heads going in places they shouldn’t go man

[@danieltaylor8421]

Not happy I have a very curious mind

[@CriticalObjective]

Cody, 31 is a prime number! You're in your prime dude!

[@AllTheArtsy]

The thing people should already understand about this whole "based on true events/writing from real life experience" is that, no matter how close to "reality," these are still works of art- highly mythologised, dramatised, edited and enhanced to fit a desired narrative. We were not a part of their relationship. And we really don't need to be fighting on any of their behalf, or hounding them and their families, or getting involved outside of consuming the media, meaning-making and enjoying within fan communities. Anything that entends outside of that is deranged behavior

[@coffeedippedjellyb]

100% thank you for verbalizing this

[@neegas3490]

True

[@amarufutsutafu4175]

Thank you! You said it all

[@jerryrhett]

Cody's gas station experience is just proof we live in a simulation. 😂

[@_willreynolds]

i love watching these right when they come out and then come straight to the comments knowing no one has even had time to see it yet

[@impano666]

I personally find it absurdly endearing when someone has a goofy ass laugh

[@kaylabristol3635]

Man. Thank you as someone with a goofy laugh that all my friends and coworkers mock me for

[@impano666]

@@kaylabristol3635 fuck 'em

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

same. I love goofy laughs. It's so much better than a real generic laugh.

[@tedros6917]

ya, they're also usually contagious

[@loveemily1589]

@@kaylabristol3635 As someone who worked with a co worker who had a goofy laugh, their laugh always cheered me up the most if I was having a bad day. Fuck them, I’m sure there’s someone who feels that same joy when they hear your laugh.

[@trockee]

this episode is a full body workout

[@jennabohnsack9661]

Can’t wait to hear their thoughts on all too well lmfao

[@acidgh0st348]

unfortunate they couldn’t fit Cody’s full age on the cake

[@russku8529]

TMG fashion designer: beige.... MORE fucking BEIGE!!! lol boys lookin good

[@Dina8485]

Racially ambiguous just like our boy 🤝

[@flybynjght2324]

the part that is getting me the most is during the ad break at 26:30 where Cody goes "si, gracias" and Noel holding in all of his laughter like a mad man

[@haylee5989]

the fact that they thought this ep was trash but it made me laugh until I cried

[@thebigsad9244]

31: the age where you realize you’re getting old but you’ve still “got time”

[@AllTheArtsy]

Yup. Still got time to have a family. Still got time to start saving and investing for retirement. Still got time to dial in nutrition and exercise. Still got time to start a new career. It's a great age to be

[@fauna6332]

i haven't laughed like this in a while, I fully cried at the jake giving taylor laxative pasta bit, god I love this podcast so much

[@SydneyKong]

“By the end of the album I was like Fuck Jake GYLLENHAAL” “I became a swiftie after listening to that album” LMAOOOOO AHAHAHA

[@hailgonzales]

they start talking about taylor and jake at 23:17

[@amandanorman7524]

Thank you

[@loaykatarya]

Our savior

[@flailsafe5094]

My hero

[@joelrodriguez8276]

Queen

[@destinyrivera4930]

I cannot even describe the happiness that Noel’s evil laugh brings me

[@madisonduggan8568]

My mom wants to know why Cody is on a diet cause "He looks fine, he isnt chunky or anything."

[@kenzie9097]

this is the funniest episode i’ve ever seen, i’ve been crying for an hour

[@119793]

fun fact: taylor swifts scarf was a gucci scarf. he still hasn’t returned it, ten years later

[@ChrisChrisBig]

But....she said It's all Gucci :)

[@icecold7184]

Someone’s gotta start generating fake “laxative pasta” posts and circulating them in FB, Tiktok, and Twitter.

[@onemillionpercent]

PLEASSEEEEE

[@hudsonjuenger4719]

Cody’s 360 with a walker is low key impressive, my boy definitely is a real Kelly skater stoner surfer

[@agustineguiguren1445]

that bit about target is just perfect for a nathan for you episode. instead of people paying to go to the gym, they pay to be target employees and push the carts

[@jenniferruiz8915]

yooooo😂😂

[@Elafoshizzels1]

Both excited and nervous to watch this lmfao

[@zainilc1507]

What’d ya think?😂

[@sarad2659]

@@sarahspinks9057 I don't mean this horribly! But do you ever question why you care so much about a relationship, of which happened a decade ago, where you don't know the two people personally, and only source of knowledge is music record...made to sell? I know this sounds petty and stuck up, I...I'm sorry I can't help that.

[@michaelahunter5013]

@@sarad2659 umm well…the point seems to be that most people who grew up as teenagers during the time this relationship was public and are now older/able to reflect, can see how predatory, creepy, and unfortunately disgustingly common how large their age gap was. I legit cannot imagine a 29 year old man having SHIT in common with a 20 year old girl. I’m 26 and personally the thought of even being romantic with someone under 25 gives me the creeps. What I know at 26 is worlds different and more mature than what I knew at 20. A lot of people (mostly women) can relate to being predatorized, sexualized, and exploited from older people (mostly men) in power. I really don’t think this is simply just people gossiping about an old relationship lmao. This shit is weird and it’s weird that some people can’t grasp the point of this all lol.

[@sarad2659]

@@michaelahunter5013 Thank you for explaining your point :) You used some pretty strong words... "predatory" for one due to the age gap. You must have hated Tom Hiddleston too. I just find it interesting whenever a white female is involved in a relationship that ends people act like all consent is removed, and she becomes this precious little damsel with no accountability. Anyway, let's not dwell in KZbin comments lol

[@Joelyne37]

This episode was an absolute fever dream but it was hilarious

[@kenanphilips]

Noel is the king of "yo do you know about this" and then saying nevermind

[@smozzarella1185]

laxative pasta sounds more like a lyric from lana del ray

[@LaritzaR]

The 360 with the walker was too funny

[@hucys]

bro the "SI, GRACIAS" from cody during the language teacher ad read had me dying

[@ihateuchlo]

noel being so proud of the bday cake

[@chloepruitt5653]

cody’s fit makes me feel like he would bully me for being “too mainstream”. looks good tho haha

[@1xc548]

Going to be completely honest the laxative pasta joke made me laugh harder than I've had in my life

[@peehan5512]

Do you have a time stamp for that

[@1xc548]

@@peehan5512 23:46

[@shinyfirefly6756]

These intros never not have me dying of laughter lmaooo

[@iceybreeze4799]

that little birthday celebration intro was so cute happy birthday cody!

[@natclearwater7253]

noel trying not to laugh during the babbel ad killed me hahahaha

[@nyannacuriel7540]

i’m crying 😭 this episode is GOLD

[@MrOmfgwtflmao]

“Oregon trail death” is probably one of the funniest things I’ve heard either of them say

[@neverendingspiral]

They keep saying this episode feels off but this is one of my favorite recent episodes 😭

[@1killervibe]

The car Cody saw the british guys in was most likely a bentley blower

[@christiansantiago6322]

The ugly laugh part had me DEAD😭 ugly laughing always makes the convo better

[@moriaht.7397]

The laxative pasta bit had me rolling

[@jpinuranus]

"Dill is not a flavour, its a herb".... Every Herb is basically a flavour XD

[@laewo7944]

Literally cry laughing at Noel’s impressions of the voice clip dudes

[@celiamclaughlin5356]

I don't know about the logistics, but I would love to see a Cody teaches Noel how to surf vlog.

[@gray4338]

I'm eating breakfast and noel brings up the perverse family 😭😭

[@stephenelder3162]

Cody thought hydraulics were flammable 😂

[@JCHWKamileo]

48:34 Yep, just like people hated reaction videos on youtube 4 to 5 years ago but now it's just the norm, and now text to speech askreddit videos are just the norm aswell, the internet just does what it does.

[@jabtrack123]

Well…if anyone was wondering the perverse family thing was A LOT and they have a twitter and a trailer on their twitter that let’s you know exactly what you’re getting into. Good luck

[@isha4985]

i saw the first 10 seconds and I don't think i'll ever be the same help

[@frederiktoftpetersen3834]

🥲

[@acidgh0st348]

srry to ask you to relive it lmfao but I’m begging can you please describe what happens so I don’t have to traumatize myself 😭

[@iinyt]

Ah, fuck, should not have looked that up

[@disgruntledtoad2585]

what’s the twitter? 👀

[@ambervitacco7059]

Not Noel underestimating the swiftie fan theories ✨🤣💜

[@sunset6222]

happy 13th bday Cody! can't wait to see you in 8th grade next year!!!

[@UltraUKGaming]

the JFK bit with "Yo sorry i was looking at my phone" and they are just staring at a rotary phone made me almost spit take at work

[@kaelanniblett2460]

Good to hear cody is finally turning 13🥳

[@gracewang1995]

I watch these at 4ish am by habit during my manic states, and holding in my laughter while I'm pissing and shitting myself is just, amazing.

[@logan317b]

i was actually kinda worried they'd trash talk taylor but nah literally everyone loves her now (as they should)

[@davidfc7136]

Same, I'm glad people are coming around.

[@noblerai3553]

Noel during the Brett Phillips bit getting upset the video wasn’t as good as the others he’s seen and freaking out about finding another one was the most honest depiction of what it’s like fighting for you life when you have the tv remote with the homies

[@caitlin2054]

Two liquid death cans on the table and Cody drinking out of a throwaway cup lmao

[@sourgummywords]

once again the boys are matching

[@MattBrooksOfficial]

Dude. I walked downstairs are I started the video, and came back to a sudden laugh by Cody. That sh*t made me jump, like who the fk is in my bathroom 😂

[@justinleyva3928]

imagine putting your voice on hinge thinking it sounds okay, and you hear noel laught out loud hysterically 😭

[@st2379]

This fucking podcast is my absolute favorite. I literally laugh the whole time. Cody’s laugh is so infectious

[@emilyables7650]

the laxative pasta bit is still the hardest both noel and i have ever laughed during this podcast

[@natalieberry5191]

Cody's 360 on the walker put me in an envelope and sent me

[@EJHaviland]

Honestly my favorite part about the podcast these days is hearing Cassius cackling in the background

[@Cuhllide]

This podcast is slowly becoming just Cody and Noel making sound effects and giggling the whole time LOL

[@moonriverinc7896]

Cody in that hat still just looks like Fred from big hero 6 🥰

[@josefina_c]

this is the first podcast im watching of yours and the set is gorgeous it is very well produced i'm happy for you guys :)

[@muuluzi]

The hinge part was killing me. 💀 I'm in class trying not to laugh.

[@davidjavier2152]

If Cody is 31 before this pod came out he’s actually not actually a Sagittarius, he’s a Scorpio.

[@BoysAreDorks1]

it's on the 22nd

[@davidjavier2152]

@@BoysAreDorks1 okay, makes sense

[@uhhhlexusgiselle1211]

I literally just turned 30 yesterday. This episode seriously resonates with me. 🥂

[@pierre3650]

They were being way to hard on themselves, the episode was not bad

[@jenniferruiz8915]

i love how every week we get some time dedicated to seeing what matthew mcconaughey posted💀😂

[@rileyshaver39]

I appreciate Cody reminding me about the perverse family video at the end. Thx Cody

[@valsayshi1166]

Do yourself a favour and don’t look it up… I did 😭

[@Starsim99]

The faint laughter from behind the camera is funnier and better timed than any canned laughter ever

[@cfoos5004]

This one really hits their target audience.

[@terribleidea4872]

pov: you googled "taylor swift laxative pasta" on a new tab

[@maxdiller2991]

I will never get tired of watching you two together 😂 the energy y’all create is sooo fucking funny everytime. One of my top 5 Favorite podcasts

[@bummer408]

This pod is one of the funniest ones in a while. You guys are so fucking hilarious.

[@nctcult]

Damn… Cody’s celebrating his 31st birthday and Noel said “turning *13*” …on a Taylor Swift episode.

[@corrienotcorey]

"yeah I'm a swiftie now" ✨subbed✨