Tips for Sleeping With Japanese Women???

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[@blakeashley1957]

Speaking Japanese TOO well is a problem. Gaijin speaking a little Japanese and bowing awkwardly is like a trained bear in the circus riding a little bicycle around the ring - it's cute and funny. But if the bear wins the Tour de France, people get uncomfortable.

[@MrGorobu]

😂

[@Tiosh]

I would totally watch that documentary of how that bear trained to win Tour de France.

[@riseandshinejp]

This is going up on my wall

[@pv2639]

This is an idiot comment

[@blakeashley1957]

@@Tiosh Honey, termites, and blood-doping.

[@ceoninja]

The voice of the guest is SO distorted it's extremely difficult to understand what is he saying...

[@user-ib5mx8ro4k]

Not hard to understand at all….

[@user-ib5mx8ro4k]

@@nobodyimportant0_oquitting is for losers…

[@feral_shade]

I definitely understood Meshida-san SO much more than the European guy! For the guest, I had to turn on the captions. 🤷‍♀️ ...but I'm used to reading captions anyway (bad hearing) so it wasn't a big deal for me ☺️

[@lionedheart]

Same here. I only understood 65% percent. It would have been funnier if he used the voice at certain punchlines “when funny things are being said”.

[@galamotshaku]

Why I can tell he's French even with the censored face 🤣

[@zomgwtfbekjam]

Why tf did you interview a mouse?

[@user-ib5mx8ro4k]

Because Japanese women cannot handle anything bigger than

[@lionedheart]

Micky Mouse 🐭

[@akiyajapan]

Fastest way seems to be give your number to a married woman above 30 years old with kids.

[@vivianidelacerda9708]

Married?

[@hayatorpg3896]

@@vivianidelacerda9708NANI?!

[@summerwinter89]

@@vivianidelacerda9708 they cheat

[@CapChronic]

teach me senpai

[@jeffcampbell8717]

English classes in Mansions to bored housewives. 30 per class, someone will be horny.

[@Daoistify]

My advice is just pay for it. Try the pink salon in Kawasaki that caters to foreigners. They speak enough English to explain the rules. The young women are sexy and accommodating. Not exactly a GFE but well worth the $$$.

[@CaptainKremmen]

That voice is so annoying. Thank goodness for closed captioning!

[@user-ib5mx8ro4k]

You must be fun at parties

[@ian757]

I know you had to alter his voice but I found it very difficult to understand what he was saying as it was sped up in addition to being so squeaky - maybe the squeakiness was a result of it being sped up. Maybe you can change it and re-post as it's very interesting as well as funny?

[@CaptainKremmen]

Turn on subtitles and turn down the volume was my solution.

[@meejmuas8686]

Turn on captions like I did and you can understand it all

[@zfranke3dome]

Its important to note this is a WHITE Gaijin giving tips. These tips probably won't work if you are any other race.

[@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469]

Besides most long term positions require a good command of Japanese. One exception is foreign companies, but there are very few opportunities nowadays. Another notable one relates to language education.

[@summerwinter89]

jbw

[@skerwath]

Black men are very popular in Japan.

[@racerozzy]

@@skerwath Don't lie, no one likes them.

[@jimhawkins6480]

@@skerwath As a Black guy I was treated well and respected in Japan, and Japanese women were way more relaxed around me than most White American women. But I was not looking to hook up with Japanese women, so I don't know how receptive they would have been to any interaction of that sort.

[@pinochioo5678]

this guy trynna become the greatest wingman lol

[@Xaiyou]

Not gonna lie, The Thumbnail made me laugh so hard i clicked the video.

[@josephchristy302]

You don't have to be a behavioral psychologist to know this guy is a complete liar and sycophant. We've all had drinking friends like this, and we all know their success level is inversely proportional to the verbal bullish*t they're pushing out.

[@vivoslibertos]

Thank you Meshida-sensei for revealing the elixir from the Greatest Sage Alive.

[@JC-hp7pc]

Never taking dating advice from a dude that sits cross-legged.

[@nathanalgren5247]

1) No, I found that speaking better Japanese makes it easier to communicate, if you know what to say. 2) Yes, word play jokes and ダジャレ are popular here, sometimes corny but great ice breakers. 3) Sort of, knowing a lot can be helpful, just don't act like a know-it-all. 4) Extra tips: be in reasonably good shape and well-groomed/dressed, be a confident yet somewhat indifferent gentleman, classic "ladies first" behavior with an abundance mindset, don't come off as a desperate simp or Weeb.

[@ayanokoji888]

3tips should be never forgotten😂

[@batprime1177]

Hey Meshida, you should make a video with The Japan Reporter. His real name is Nobita and you two could make a great crossover video

[@hangeishot7919]

Japanese Comedian Meshida. You seem like a fun drunk Meshida.

[@BearMetL]

what's with the chipmunk? I'd hide my face too.

[@user-oq8zk2nr1f]

now Meshida san is turning to dating coaching.😀

[@summerwinter89]

thats where the real money is.

[@sduffman7015]

I could not understand anything the gaijin was saying.

[@Jager-gq1bv]

So tip one is also for Japanese gaijin hunters, if they speak very good english they have already done alot.

[@CaptainKremmen]

Meshida-san, if the first thing a foreigner does when visiting Japan is to see your show, would that provide enough cultural knowledge to impress Japanese women?

[@Meshida]

Anyway, book here.lol tidycal.com/meshida/standup-comedy

[@CaptainKremmen]

@@Meshida But you didn't answer my question! 🤣🤣🤣

[@subarashi1384]

@@CaptainKremmenthe air says “yes”, got to read the air

[@Arcansel]

I couldnt listen to any of the tips because i was busy laughting at the chipmunk voices all the time. Is that how foreigners sound to japanese people when they try to talk in japanese? 😂

[@Meshida]

Definitely.

[@chriscooper654]

Like always, funny and informative, Meshida-Sensei. Nice to meet your friend.

[@toddarmstrong1909]

So many questions...quality over quantity? Would the average Japanese guy would want to sleep with women he did...my J friends and I used to have conversations about the middle on the looks scale...what was unattractive agreed upon..what was highly attractive...what my J friends laughed at was what many of us caucasian guys thought was the middle...let alone petsonality wise

[@unkopower7899]

I guess it works both ways, average schlumpy looking White guy is a "unique" catch in Japan

[@Psychros_]

wtf this guy is revealing the secret scrolls 💢💢💢

[@tuhnutuhnu4257]

Most important thing is not to snore when you sleep.

[@oodo2908]

I'm not used to Meshida-san's conversational English. It's very natural. He doesn't have to think hard for vocabulary and the grammar is good. Filipino English teachers, right?

[@NateInYoState]

Click ths CC to get the subtitles. It's like watching anime

[@shizuokaBLUES]

Don’t get married unless you’re absolutely sure that she wants exactly what you do

[@rejectwokeness1314]

Is this gaijin Juice san?😂😂😂

[@inderveersohi5802]

Please make a video, interview Japanese girls why they switch to boss-mode after getting married

[@luketulavu-mont9079]

the video would have been released 2 decades ago, i would have understood. but i can certify (maybe if we meet one day) that those tricks are ways outdated and has been. people, habits, behaviors, society in general have changed.

[@hangeishot7919]

Japanese Comedian Meshida. What about a video on Japanese drinking games. Like Jyan Ken Pon, etc.

[@Mecks089]

The loss of an accent works both ways, when Japanese master english, they completely sound like a completely different person, more mature sounding pitch of the voice. In few exceptions do Japanese sound younger when speaking english. In some cases an accent helps not just to identity Japanese, but it just compliments their tone more (Maybe that's racist?) I've definitely seen cases where not just Japanese, but all types of Asian women who mastered fluent speaking english tend to loose their cute side because of it. Why do you think it's always gaijin men that have yellow fever seek out Japanese girls, but no gaijin women seeking out Japanese men?

[@ismailabi5988]

Algorithm doesn’t recommend your vids on my feed

[@12345jackjack]

Exactly as the left man said, you know how to make smart jokes to women to pull them in to you, so you need to know their language very well (not the basic talking) specific in Japan.

[@jojokyun]

i heard this guy was french after his first two words LUL japanese women do love a european accent tho

[@Californiansurfer]

Growing up. I had many Japanese American and Japanese femal friends, but to be honest. There goal in life was marrying white guy. I am Mexicano which they are my friends today.. My friends only. They only want white man to marry ….. 😅

[@russellschaeffler]

It is very difficult to understand what the banana man is saying. By the way, what fruit in Japan must pay full price on the bus? A) 🍐 pear

[@wiikends]

Maybe using Meshida-san channel advice along with Japanalysis interesting videos i might have a decent conversion with J-girls

[@KazumaIshinpabu]

Just say to her! I’m studying Japanese so I can date Japanese lady😂. Your life your choice

[@feral_shade]

So, if i understand this... foreign men are kind of seen as babies (or small animals) ...if they talk or act like ordinary Japanese, its super adorable 😍 👼🐰 ...but if Japanese act/talk the same way its boring, or even annoying 🙄🥱 It makes sense! 😂😂 although...to be fair...men often look down on women in the same way...in so many countries! 😅

[@MegaHogzilla]

Hanabie already covered this subject in this video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/goDWkIeelNasf9Usi=3kaddYwQ457LRn0J I've got tickets to see them in Sacramento at the end of May! I've already seen Babymetal and Nemophila, and I'm praying that Lovebites comes to California soon. 🙏 All female Japanese rock and metal bands are super hot right now!

[@BurntMount]

what the hell he is saying?

[@user-xi2wj6wd9g]

the white gay voice hardly understand over mixed

[@rusenakman]

Don't do it! It's wrong! ;)

[@GHO784]

👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊

[@ilvpowerrangers]

Well to that all I say is whatever.

[@sheelania8833]

Couldn’t understand.. lol

[@Freepr411]

No bush for me pass

[@unforgiven1889]

I would win 🤞 🔴🔵

[@sanpoisson1934]

No problem with this shixxxxxxt ! Like any girl in the world! You just need to truly be cool;) this game is ancient always been around Not a new concept.

[@stevenreynolds8793]

can't understand annoying voice disguise.

[@Deekumar]

Hentai's fault 😂

[@rusenakman]

Ara ara is a curse and a blessing

[@hosackies]

Or just go to NYC, LA or Hawaii where the japanese girls speaks english, or tries to...

[@unkopower7899]

Hawaii girls aren't overly impressed with outsiders

[@akaiyukichi8390]

メシださん、僕はハーフで日本語、英語そしてスペイン語話せます。さらに日本語は僕の最初の言語です。さっき日本語上手すぎてダメて言われたのでショックです！笑

[@user-rh8fl8qz2z]

GFY

[@WANDERER0070]

Who da fk can understand that sht 😂

[@DiogenesDworkinson]

No leftovers, thanks... Fix your own birthrate.

[@Anthony_in_Bloomington_Indiana]

Wednesday, July 31, 2024 ☁️ 🌥️ ☁️ The chipmunk 🐿️ on helium 🎈 voice is super annoying! 😕 I gave up when I realized the annoying voice was not going away. And the yellow smiley face over his head looks so childish. 😕 I expect adults to act like ... adults. .

[@summerwinter89]

jbw

[@seymourelykeley]

What about Delivery Health 😂

[@seymourelykeley]

That voice disguise is terrible