Titanic: Alternate Ending - Saturday Night Live

[@AllenMacCannell]

Come to think of it, Rose was hurting her children and grandchildren by dropping that stone into the ocean like that. Only in the movies.

[@siamesecatful]

yeh she should sell it ,i don't understand why she keep it all this time.it's not from jack but from her fiance who didn't even love

[@gd9123]

Facts!

[@gabygabytoy5612]

No she wasn’t... they lived with out it their entire lives. It was hers to do what ever she wanted

[@Eric_1991]

@@siamesecatful I read the reason why was as a reminder, and also she didn’t want to essentially depend on Cal’s money

[@plaidpanda]

@@gabygabytoy5612 So give it to a charity, and let them maybe feed the world for a few years. Jesus, what a stupid fucking thing to do.

[@razieltalos]

you have to love when someone is willing to parody themselves, Paxton was the man

[@SovereignStatesman]

Yeah, you love kissing their ass

[@AudieHolland]

He became famous for his parodies! Space 'Marine' Hudson. Outrageous John Doe Punk who gets murdered by Terminatah Arnhuld Gung Ho military older brother in 'Weird Science' (a mysoginist).

[@razieltalos]

@AudieHolland never was proven the Terminator killed him, he got punched I'm the face and that was it

[@AudieHolland]

@@razieltalos He still was an Outrageous John Doe Punk whether he got killed or not. ENGLISH MF DO YOU SPEAK IT

[@ziggytonumaa]

​@@razieltalos in any case, Arnold finished him in True Lies 😃 Also, he was the coast guard cameo in Commando 🙂

[@gregoryambres1897]

1:44 "I've been busting my butt in Pizza Hut for the last six years while you're sitting on twenty million bucks?!" 🤣

[@reallifelebowski4732]

as a former waiter i felt the same way

[@Tyln93]

350 Million Dollar!!!

[@YankeesFan0620]

Kudos to Bill Paxton and James Cameron for being apart of this skit. Class acts

[@oscarkoop2548]

It's a shame we lost bill with such a young age, twister It's still one of my favorite movies

[@NunyaBizzybone]

@@oscarkoop2548 wait what bill paxson is dead???

[@ctixu4dicy]

​@@NunyaBizzybone Has been for some years now

[@danijelujcic8644]

apart =/= a part

[@NunyaBizzybone]

@@ctixu4dicy 😪 wow I honestly didn't know at all

[@nakostyfoon]

R.I.P. amazing Bill Paxton

[@AnthonyChinaski]

Bill Paxton sucked at acting. RIP Bill for Bill

[@lawrencemoore3863]

@@AnthonyChinaski and that's what made him great,especially in Aliens

[@DatGrA2b]

@@alexandramarberry1023 thats not Bill Paxton thats Bill Pullman Bill Paxton is in Tombstone

[@LucaBrasi0]

@@alexandramarberry1023 Wrong again. That gentleman is Bill Murray. Lost son of Bill Clinton.

[@Amy-gn6zw]

Gone too soon. ☹️

[@seththomas9105]

I know a guy that worked on "Twister" when they filmed in Iowa and he said Bill Paxton was a cool dude that hung out with the film crew and went to local bars and shit. Said he was a good, common fella.

[@fleetwood7538]

They filmed it on Oklahoma.

[@seththomas9105]

@@fleetwood7538 Yeah. and Iowa around the towns of Boone, Pilot Mound, Ridgeport, Ogden and Eldora.

[@fleetwood7538]

Nope. Oklahoma. Tulsa, and central state area.

[@seththomas9105]

@@fleetwood7538 Yes. Ok. They filmed it in Oklahoma, AND Iowa in the areas stated.

[@seththomas9105]

@Duane Barry 😄

[@shawnuel]

Even playing a feeble 90 year old lady, Cheri Oteri can still find a way to chew the scenery.

[@muunhead]

I swear I thought it was Jimmy Fallon with a mask and vocal sfx. I'm not even kidding

[@CHRISRepAZ]

@@muunhead 😂

[@payableondeath9091]

@@muunhead 🤣💀that's so funny I also thought Billy Zane was gonna come out and start man handling her like in the movie

[@aarondigby9859]

CHERI OTERI IS A BEAST.

[@aarondigby9859]

@@muunhead layoff the meds or take them exactly as prescribed.

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

Was expecting the ghost of jack dawson to ask rose why she let him freeze his ass off.

[@lindahandley5267]

That would have been a good one!

[@Danbo22987]

TBF, Jack was the one who chose not to keep trying to get on the debris.

[@tamiwatchesstuff]

That would’ve been hilarious if SNL got Leo di’Caprio to tell her to hand the necklace over to them.

[@smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724]

I think we ALL want to know why she let Jack die! We all could see, there was more than plenty of enough room on that damn door for the both of ‘em!

[@theeclectic2919]

Even if Jack had survived and married Rose, he would stop seeing her after she reached 25. (You know, because Jack and Leonardo only want to be with younger women.)

[@ronque23]

I wanted one of them to ask her why’d she’s let Jack freeze to death when there was plenty of room on that door.

[@daedalus_20v]

It's not how much _room_ was on the door... it was the _buoyancy_ of the door (or lack thereof). Wood floats, yes, but it's not magic! The problem is the door didn't have enough buoyancy to hold both of them up at the same time, which defeats the purpose of him climbing aboard... they would both have presumably died instead of him alone. As it is, she barely survives because she's already soaking wet and freezing to death while waiting for rescue. While I think actually _showing_ this happening in the film would have been a better choice (the door sinking/capsizing and the two characters realize their dilemma), the logic still holds up - it's not the big plot hole everybody seems to think it is.

[@elviakerlick1163]

I dunno... Kate Winslet was pretty hefty back then. I know that DiCaprio was relatively skinny, but unless those were French doors, or double doors, I don't think it was doable.

[@tangiechapman6219]

@@elviakerlick1163 she was not fat she had a woman body dose not look like a boy thanks GOD

[@yourbuddy6556]

Jack : If only they cast Kate Moss, instead of Winslet.

[@Universitysandwich]

Ikr thank you

[@allsetcreationsvacationsbyDT]

Cheri Oteri kills every skit. So underrated!

[@katiecase6821]

Sketch. Theyre sketches. Not fucking skits

[@robtru84]

She's on Saturday Night Live

[@aquamarine99911]

Cheri is the female Martin Short.

[@kenbear64]

My favorite line: "Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!"

[@RSEFX]

Indeed! Hilarious.

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Yup

[@soranraina4391]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@derossetmyers47]

I didn't understand that part. Was he one of the actors in the movie?

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@derossetmyers47 Really? Do you know who Bob Seger is? They were making fun of the fact that Rose kept wasting their time with lies about being on the big boat.

[@sammyeagleson5352]

R.I.P Bill. He looks so handsome here💔

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Well, there we go: confirmed by James Cameron himself to be the actual intended ending

[@JachAnen]

I want it re-released with this as the ending

[@JustPippaNY]

Funny thing is, it's not that far off from the actual alternate ending where Bill Paxton and his crew learn that she did have the diamond.

[@blootooth00]

For those that don't know, there really is a deleted ending where they freak out on Rose about the necklace, and there is a really tense stand off about her throwing it in the ocean. It did in fact lead to disastrous test screenings, and that is why James was in on the joke, because he very nearly ruined one of the most successful films of all time. Here is a link to the original ending. kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6a7kmSIZ8pnl5o

[@bristoled93]

@@blootooth00 Video is blocked in my country.

[@Daniel-fq5vq]

Bill Paxton, my heart goes to you and your family. You were a marquee actor of my childhood. Thank you brother

[@russellj.s.257]

Forever Big Brother Chet

[@williamgullett8071]

@@russellj.s.257 How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

[@smpiano6605]

You mean your Heart Will Go On to him and his family?

[@Daniel-fq5vq]

@@smpiano6605 lmao, yes clever friend

[@TheJayblaze3]

Did you like Tresspass?

[@LifeInPink999]

This ending that’s how I would have reacted being her granddaughter. Seriously throw away 20 millions to the ocean it hurt me more than that old couple dying holding hands while the room filed with water.

[@lucasoheyze4597]

Yeah, always struck me as a cunt move...selfish as fuck.

[@xxhalfemptyxx7713]

bruh that crystal was unlucky as heck

[@tompecena8573]

Isadore & Ida Straus.....he was the owner of Macys....Wiki him, very interesting. A lot more to the movie when you know they were real people.

[@kristinbagani2811]

I know. I never really understood it. She knows they’re looking for the diamond, and yet she still threw it into the ocean after keeping it all this long. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@teekay698]

Yeah... there are people who would do anything for money.

[@trainstorm1225]

The fact that they got Jim Cameron in this is the icing on the cake.

[@scribe570]

Yes, so unique to have a topper on a skit. SNL skits don't end that way. They just fade out with music.

[@ImmortalChaos]

Molly Shannon looks gorgeous here.

[@laland5752]

Yes! Blonde is beautiful on her.

[@Reese2279]

Yeah like Segourney Weaver in that goofy sci fi comedy

[@SasfootBigsquatch]

She's one of the best looking women to be on SNL. I love her smile.

[@michaelmcdonald8452]

You don’t think of MS as “hot” but she is

[@christopherminjares7429]

I think Cheri Oteri looks gorgeous in that makeup here. 😄

[@thebrain7065]

Darrell Hammonds "Bob Seger slap" had me on the floor..😆

[@garylynch9206]

I think those characters hitting Rose represent all of us, who wanted to strangle her for dumping the necklace into the ocean. Hilarious.

[@jondunmore4268]

Also, for letting Jack die.

[@TheBuri00]

@@jondunmore4268 agreed lol

[@bronxlords]

Exactly

[@bronxlords]

@Gold Rose yes it was they could've taken turns, bet yet there was room for both of them on the door.

[@retroguy9494]

@Gold Rose Exactly! It wasn't the SIZE of the door and that it could hold both of them. It was the buoyancy. That door never would have stayed afloat with like 270 pounds on it.

[@TralfazConstruction]

1:48 "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets." She really sells that line among others.

[@scottvelardo700]

At moments I’m not sure if that’s Cheri Oteri or Martin Short.

[@isabelcampos4744]

Lol

[@devitorules]

Yes, their complete lack of restraint!

[@spacetimecontinuum]

Facts! the facial contorting is almost exact.

[@macnerd93]

funny thing is if Heart of the Ocean had been real, it would be worth closer to 350 million not 20 lol.

[@camgeorge6222]

Ok beat that old hag's ass for that diamond.

[@xxhalfemptyxx7713]

bruh that diamond was unlucky as heck

[@jakepullman4914]

@Salvaged History REALLLY?! THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

[@GilliganKrueger0829]

Would that have been in 1912 or in modern day? Because with inflation it would probably cost EVEN MORE...

[@macnerd93]

@@GilliganKrueger0829 that was just the general value if it had existed in real life today

[@erabbitgamingofficial1]

*Bill: I was just talking to Jack and he wants you tell me where the necklace is so the two of you can be together!* 🤣😂🤣😂 RIP Bill Paxton 🙏

[@Tigerman1138]

The fact they made a funny sketch is great. The fact they got Paxton to do this is awesome (and not dressing up one of their people). The fact James Cameron appeared, made jokes, has a sense of humor, and did it all for an SNL skit is totally awesome!

[@blootooth00]

Well, he was in the area filming his second most successful film, Lasercats 6 with Sigourney Weaver, so it makes sense that he would stop by 30 Rock for this sketch.

[@bicknell67]

Bill was the host

[@abrahamesparza01]

He was the host

[@joannewilson1021]

That got pretty dark pretty quickly.

[@dzenacs2011]

wow omments full of sjw fucks

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

This was dark af

[@jay108jayakrsna5]

Reality when money is involved

[@dorourke105]

@@dzenacs2011 and even more Comments filled with thugs and trolls

[@alexhale2696]

Not as dark as how deep that jewel went in at the end of the movie. 😅

[@WinslowLeach1974]

The funny thing is, if you see the deleted scenes from Titanic where old Rose throws the necklace back into the ocean, it really does make you want to beat her up.

[@rosethornil]

Yeah, I thought that was a really stupid move. Wealthy people have options. Options are good.

[@gazzalenbrick6381]

Ya it’s like jack bought her it..her crazy ex did

[@gazzalenbrick6381]

Not like

[@Lexman509]

My favorite quote from that scene "That really sucked, Lady!"

[@retroguy9494]

I never thought that way. It was never really hers. Cal showed her the diamond and even put it around her neck, but he never actually GAVE it to her to keep. He kept it locked in his safe. And he never intended her to have it. He put it in his coat pocket when they were trying to leave the ship and he put the coat on Rose but forgot to take the diamond first.

[@GGSLM]

I felt like she really was an old woman being hit. I felt sad.

[@dansuduhast1051]

i felt awkward :/

[@judekanawati7467]

I agree😢

[@gregorbaby4269]

Same here

[@MrRwk314]

Oh Jesusshut up its a skit.

[@Michaelneiss]

Same here ...

[@daniellepreyar]

I can't stop laughing. This is a wild skit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@primepm8861]

I loved this one so much. The fact Jimmy showed up at the end was awesome.

[@imtryingmybest673]

I still can’t get over the fact that James Cameron calls himself “Jim”

[@benzaiten933]

well "Jim" and "Jimmy" are popular nicknames of James so that's why.

[@imtryingmybest673]

@@benzaiten933 lol yeah I know its just that James Cameron is such a big name in Hollywood that I can’t imagine anyone calling him anything else

[@imtryingmybest673]

@Kim Lake mood

[@RSEFX]

@@imtryingmybest673 No one who knows him---including himself---calls him "James". A lot of people go to the most proper form of their names as authors of books, movies etc, and, especially as actors. James Stewart was always "Jimmy" in real life...etc. But I think I may be stating the obvious.

[@imtryingmybest673]

@@RSEFX right, no I get that, but like Jimmy Stewart presents himself as Jimmy Stewart, yk? But since James Cameron presents himself as James, it’s just different to hear him or other people call him anything else

[@Flandersned08]

Lighting a cigarette with money is a perfect ending to this sketch. I respect how honest James Cameron is

[@anthonygordon9483]

Everything the man every touched , turned into gold. Except for The Abyss.

[@kendallevans4079]

The common theme is he's an @zzhole....Even Linda Hamilton, his ex-wife says so....

[@lomarsweed6604]

@@jonesy_mcpants How do you know? Are you some kind of scientist or something?

[@gospelofrye6881]

@@anthonygordon9483 The Abyss is still awesome as a movie though. Piranha 2? Not so much.

[@theyearwas1473]

Bill Paxton, fought acid blood alien xenomorphs, fought hunter predator aliens, fought a time traveling humanoid terminator, fought a cow throwing Helen Hunt tossing tornado, fought a really old boat sinking necklace tossing lady.Legend.

[@theyearwas1473]

@Former Auror added. My mistake

[@EdmxndDantes]

Chet in Weird Science

[@TheRichNewnes]

@@EdmxndDantes Loved him in A Simple Plan. Gut-wrenching movie with great performances, especially Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton.

[@VintageRose75]

Don't forget he fought the Hatfields, as the Patriarch of the McCoys! 😏

[@GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw]

AND!!!! HE FOUGHT AT THE OK CORRAL!!!! IN TOMBSTONE!!!

[@sparky10142]

Was that actually bill Paxton

[@iche9373]

That was your father

[@Dizzydawne]

@@iche9373 I’m your papa

[@clownman9184]

Yes, that’s Bill Paxton

[@boy-re8ii]

@@clownman9184 he looks so different! The way his face looks changed over the course of 4 years. The movie was filmed in 1996-97 and this was January 1999!

[@clownman9184]

@@boy-re8ii well, that was Bill Paxton for ya

[@Luixmai]

The beating scene, is basically a parody of the " Calm Down!" scene from Airplane!

[@joepesci43]

This is hilarious. Why is everyone acting like this is real? It’s a sketch with “actors” on SNL.

[@GeneDexter]

SNL? What's that?

[@Larry_Ibarra]

@@GeneDexter You're joking right?

[@GeneDexter]

@@Larry_Ibarra 😂😂

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Wasn't funny for the most part.

[@checynhadi2815]

Just a lame sketch.

[@kimberlyyoung458]

This was glorious! That slap from Darryl Hammond was in itself Titanic! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

That slap upside the head was epic!

[@christianmendez8299]

Thank you James Cameron for making me feel better today.

[@2taggs2]

LOL "Alright, this hag's going overboard!"

[@stringsnthings866]

God bless Bill Paxton. One of America's best actors, RIP.

[@robtru84]

It's too bad he's not here to watch his movies or act

[@HicksJames-fu9ct]

He not dead

[@stringsnthings866]

@@HicksJames-fu9ct um, yes he is

[@Larry_Ibarra]

Lol at all the people complaining about the old woman getting beat up. It's a younger woman in old age makeup and her performance (as well as everyone else's here) is exaggerated through the roof. It's not elder abuse NOR does it promote elder abuse. You've seriously never heard of dark humor?

[@claudehauper7629]

Internet trolls are stupid and suck.

[@genjibenkei]

No, we live in a post-joke world now 🤷🏻‍♂️ sad.

[@codeblue8922]

I was offended that they didn’t go further with it. I was hoping they would waterboard her lol that woulda been funny as hell.

[@Gamergirl-.-]

Ehh I like dark humor, I just didn’t find this funny. Maybe if they used the young rose instead it would’ve been funnier.

[@Larry_Ibarra]

@@Gamergirl-.- It wouldn't have made sense for Brock and his crew to beat up young Rose.

[@charbel2750]

Am I the only one who thought that sketch was kinda f***ed up?

[@gracemaiam3374]

no

[@historyofrockmusic-mostpow3826]

its snl moron

[@GTA5Player1]

In a good way

[@raunaqali7820]

Yes it was

[@abdar-rahim1723]

No, I guess Old SNL was not as good

[@gurujr]

Cheri Oteri did a lot of underrated characters on SNL. Still her best and most well known was Barbara Walters.

[@aarondigby9859]

BABA WAWA, HER AND GILDA RADNER. THE BEST TWO BABA WAWA !!!!

[@kyleroberts3814]

See, THIS is the real reason to hate Rose. Everyone always going on about how she "left him in the water" after the movie clearly showed him trying to get on too but it wouldn't hold both of their weight, so he sacrificed for her. That wasn't her fault. But holding on to a $20 million necklace instead of using it to help her family! Thank you for this skit finally setting that straight.

[@checynhadi2815]

Hate her due to your greed?

[@kyleroberts3814]

@@checynhadi2815 Shucks, if not throwing away opportunities to help your family is greed, then yes.

[@yahelisrael6958]

From the comments in the sectionI feel like I'm the only person who find this funny ass hell. Ooh I guess not. See there are other with a Sense of Humor.

[@69nadyacole69]

hahahah yeah. People here are so SJW

[@CodexAdrian]

I mean people could have been uncomfortable by the fact that someone who looks like a defenseless old lady was being slapped and beat up so realistically ...

[@yahelisrael6958]

@@CodexAdrian stop whining it was fake

[@psychstudentrip]

@@69nadyacole69 people here are so social justice warrior? •-•

[@charminglady2011]

@@yahelisrael6958 but he wasn't whining, you are being dramatic. I did like the skit, I just didn't find it humorous. Some people don't find physical jokes funny. And violence gags, while over the top, too silly to laugh at. It is fine whether you laughed or not. It's comedy bound to have hits and misses.

[@libra42ful]

I'm going to say one of the best skits ever... because if you have a sense of humor, then this is a snort from laughter, from the pure genius of it, parody...😂

[@mikkifarmer9626]

R.I.P to the legendary Bill Paxton.

[@robtru84]

It's too bad he's not here to watch his movies or act

[@julieplusmusic]

Don't know how to laugh at an old lady being hit like that

[@UltramarineDad]

it is a parody ! and it is an younger actor not an old lady! god!

[@AshishSharma-nm5eo]

Julie Wint it's not an old lady, it's a young lady with make up, Now watch.

[@dzenacs2011]

wow omments full of sjw fucks

[@djpuntog]

jimmy fallon is that

[@samueldaddo8182]

Cuz it’s not actually an old lady being beaten up and it was so over the top.

[@idkybily]

Did none of you notice how from Cheri being serious in the beginning people were laughing? THIS IS CLASSIC CHERI! I grew up loving this!!!

[@michaelgatti4038]

RIP Paxton. This episode was awesome. Loved his Carrie opening. ❤️

[@VintageRose75]

In high school and college, I remember writing many papers for English classes. Often, after reading a novel, we would have to analyze the story, and what the author was trying to achieve. This is my take on it, and I have quite literally seen it dozens of times. First, of all, in real life, there is no way the necklace would have stayed in her pocket that long, after they landed in the water. Unless, it were tied somehow. And, in real life, she and the rest of the inner circle of the cast did not exist, and were a type of historical fiction characters. But, if Rose had brought recognition to the fact that she still had the diamond, she would have risked Cal (and her mother) knowing that she survived. She does state that Cal committed suicide almost 20 years later, after the stock market crashed. She would have been roughly 40 years old, and had probably carved out the best life she could after meeting Jack. Her mother would have been roughly sixty or seventy at that time. Why not bring it out after her mother might have passed and she herself was an older woman? Being how turned off she was to the idea of riches: not wanting to marry Cal, hated the societal restraints and norms, was not arrogant and proud, admired the personality traits of "poor" Jack, etc. she certainly would not sell it to bring upon herself more of what she hated. She wanted to remain the free spirit Jack had helped bring out in her. If she hated it that much, then why not anonymously give it to a charity or museum? If that had happened, it might take away from the wreck and it's most valuable loss--human life. When she spoke of the sinking, she had a great deal of sorrow and respect for the people who lost their lives. I think the reason she kept the diamond al those years, instead of just burying it somewhere, was because maybe it had come to represent to her, her love for those lost lives...but especially Jack. It was suppose to be a symbol of extravagant wealth from Cal. But, "The Heart of the Ocean" was a symbol of her heart's oceans of secret love. When she tossed it overboard, she was not just discarding it. It was a way for her to: honor her love for Jack, honor the other lives lost, etc., similar to when you put flowers on a grave. You could also say it was her way of "letting go", because she was ready to go be with Jack, since he said, "You'll die an old woman asleep in your bed...not here, not this night." The deep breath and sigh of relief and slight smile all reflected this, as you gather she is so proud of herself for keeping her promises to Jack. The symbolism is outstanding and incredible.

[@jerryn.1823]

Yes, Rose & Jack, Rose's mother and Jack's friends were all just fictional characters. But in my humble opinion the script for this Titanic movie is just a bad script. I just think that the real 1st class women passengers aboard the Titanic and the other passenger ships of that time period of 1912, would not have had any interest in starting a relationship with a poor guy in steerage. Then James Cameron had his fictional character Rose based on a real life woman named Beatrice Wood who was a young woman at the time of the Titanic's tragic maiden voyage but she had nothing to do with the Titanic. There are much better movies about the Titanic out there like A Night to Remember which was first released in 1958.

[@FBI.Open.Up.]

He titanic ahs some plot holes Why was the necklace called the heart of the ocean? She could've bought another one and used thr riches to help poor kids or her grandkids. Without alerting Cal or her mother that she survived. And bought a cheaper heart of the ocean that she let go in the water, when she was ready to let go and fulfilled her promise to Jack

[@jeffreyjeziorski1480]

Kept her promise to Jack?? Like "I'll never let go"???

[@barbraseville8984]

You must be a ton of fun at parties

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

I think we all imagined an ending like this LOOOL XD James Cameron just grew in my eyes haha awesome!!

[@johndaugherty7465]

Almost as good as the alternative ending to "It's a Wonderful Life."

[@dawnochs2018]

I truly wish that had been the ending. Old man Potter was a piece of crap!

[@RSEFX]

Ha! Great. I loved that alternate ending, SNL-style! Thanks for reminding me!

[@NYKLOGISTIK]

All the gen z who cant take a joke. This is slapstick humor at its finest.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Exactly! People are too sensitive these days! 😂

[@25756881]

@@StarkIller-df7gw you don't have to be sensitive for not finding this funny.

[@mr.l8723]

James Cameron smoking using a lit hundred dollar bill and talking about how great it would be to beat up an old lady is just flawless😂

[@SubzeroCage]

Wow Molly looks great with blonde hair! Also could you imagine it really ended like this at the end that would have been hilarious

[@davidleonard7439]

She's banging with blonde hair. I almost didn't even recognize her

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

That ending would have been too damn funny! 😂

[@louisdeangelis2535]

Please bring back Cheri Oteri... Simply a fantastic actor. Great in all of her invented parts. Please at least have her host a new 2021 show...

[@robtru84]

She's on Saturday Night Live

[@jaushuagray4640]

People getting angry : This came out in 1997 / 1998 . Context folks

[@captaincrunch8333]

Yes, those were the days.. I miss them mightily. When we took our anger out on the aged. Why else would they stick around? Certainly not to enjoy themselves? ;()

[@MisterGoofy]

sarcastic humor is not meant to be nice and cheerful guys, deal with it ... and it is just a parody with actors ...

[@rasnac]

I was about to feel sorry for the old lady, then I remembered there was plenty of room on the door.

[@kevinbergin9971]

The hole in her story that I recall when I saw the film is that she (Rose) would have been over 100 and no way would they have had her on a helicopter; by the way that was hundreds of miles away from shore-not a once around Manhattan trip to boot.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

What's wrong with being 100? Wtf do you have to lose at thar age?

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

Dammit, Bill Paxton, come back to us, already! I'll trade the entire Trump Administration!

[@ZhangtheGreat]

That's such a lopsided trade. You'd be stealing Bill Paxton!

[@dangallagher256]

You ever fart in a blender

[@riandraegon556]

I’d trade that administration for the ghost of Lassie.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

@@riandraegon556 Yes!!! Lassie does more than they ever did and actually solves problems!

[@anthonycobuccio6841]

Cheri O'Teri looks like Martin Short in this

[@RSEFX]

Yes, she does! I wondered if anyone else thought that. ;-)

[@dreamercross]

@@RSEFX scrolled through the comments just to see if it's martin short

[@usmanalvi-awan7817]

RIP Bill Paxton.

[@ivorytower99]

*At **1:55** - the bit about the 2x4... I spit-up my tea, laughing!*

[@dlo3408]

🤣🤣💀💀

[@texanperry]

1:25 I just saw Chet from Weird Science! This skit is too funny!

[@titanic..freackk923]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING?? AND THEY ALL LOOK SO ALIKE THOUGH

[@MsTota77]

RIP Bill Baxton😞

[@tango8011]

This was funny until they kicked the old lady

[@sammyeagleson5352]

+ A_Cirious_Gamer its cool, just keep in mind that later she threw the heart of the ocean into the ocean and was all like "here's their mother fucking diamond!!"

[@mich_n_mikii]

yup.

[@elcheapo9444]

A_Cirious_Gamer, I thought it got funny after the kick.

[@dzenacs2011]

wow omments full of sjw fucks

[@fortressofmovies6747]

They kicked the air

[@Anfubvinch]

OK, I feel like everyone needs to calm down a bit. OK, it wasn't even that funny of a bit and they should have made it shorter. But Cheri Oteri was great in this (she's not an actual granny as you may have found out) and I did feel that the old lady in Titanic was a bit annoying. And it is quite funny when you think about this, because Paxton plays some kind of treasure hunter and he still listens to her three-hour story only to learn that the Heart of the Ocean was lost forever, when you think about it, his reaction in the bit may have been more realistic than the one he had in the movie.

[@Titan52berg]

This sketch is included on the Special Edition BluRay. On the triple-disc DVD edition a few years ago, it was one of the 'hidden Easter eggs.'

[@musicisbrilliant]

Its amazing how DIFFERENT the sense of humor on this show was back in the late 90's. Much more brutal, but in a good way. Really funny stuff.

[@kneeman66]

Very few people know the alternate ending to the real Titanic movie when she winds up marrying Jack in front of everyone, he gets pissed off when he finds out she threw the stone away and ditches her for someone younger and thinner

[@aarondigby9859]

Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, this when I made sure i watched SNL and would leave my shift when it was over and go straight home to see SNL live instead of rerun, but I'd binge still the same, I remember when they all Molly and Cheri were new.

[@checynhadi2815]

Riiight the alternate ending made by you.

[@StefanSaba]

Lol God bless Bill Paxton giving 110% in this sketch

[@baboona2326]

I remember Sheri Oteri playing this same character with Julianne Moore as the host of SNL. I would love to see that clip.

[@thibod07]

No wonder SNL is the best! Having James Cameron commenting on the film ending is more precious than the heart necklace! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FishoD]

God the moralists. This is a comedy sketch a fantasy comedy sketch, about fantasy characters. 1. the made up woman threw away 20 million dollar necklace like a lunatic 2. the dudes beat up a defenseless old lady both *IMAGINARY* scenarios are hilarious.

[@Evija3000]

+Fisho D How is the 2nd one funny? The fact that she lied for attention and acted confused to get out of being caught in the lie maybe...not the beating though, at least to me.

[@clorox903]

She threw the necklace "Heart of the Ocean" so that his boy could find and have the necklace.

[@kristitaylor123]

Thank you ! Someone gets it !

[@LakshmiSNair-cc9mz]

What the hell is hilarious in this

[@HenryEvans7651]

Ive been eating pizza while ur azz its Being sitting on 20 million bucks? I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RedPlusTV]

Thanks for SNL always come up with genius videos :-) thumb

[@Spookeygurl063]

I'm dead...even the granddaughter was mad & kicking her

[@shariemorgan1140]

Lmfaooooo 🤣. He smacked her upside her head like my mother used to do me😂

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂🤣😂

[@jbw53191]

Titanic: a whole movie about having a one-night stand with a homeless guy and then becoming a jewel thief

[@jonathanjonzz975]

James Cameron, the last man on earth with a sense of humor, I salute you :). To all the people not amused by this, ITS COMEDY!!! Any adult knows you don't beat up elderly people (or any one if we are really being honest) but the absurdity of of an elderly person being treated like that is hilarious.

[@maranatha_777]

Well, I´m a geriatric nurse and I saw families abusing their elders, so this really is not funny for me. But I don´t see any fun in watching anyone being beaten, child, adults, animals. Even comedy has its limits.

[@sakandax2340]

Michaela Eirelover nurses are the worst

[@thatmanckid]

Michaela Eirelover This is the thing, it doesn't. The ideal of comedy cannot behold limitation, as it itself does not attain to limit or not. The way in which you receive comedy may push your own idea of limits, the level of it that you see as acceptable or non-acceptable, but comedy itself is basically an unfinished paint job on a picket fence. It becomes and stays as nothing. It's impartial, it has no effect on anything unless you the viewer, you the receiver choose to splash that last lick of creamy white and give it meaning, give it purpose. The fact you are offended means you chose to perceive this as some sort of reality, instead of the reality in which is actually lies which is; a multitude of actors on a set somewhere in LA, probably, just doing their job, pretending to hit a woman who has dressed up as elderly for the sake of comic relief. Use this as your new agenda when reading the news, watching other KZbin videos or even simply just going outside.

[@allentsai9083]

James Hodson I'm mostly just offended by how unfunny this is. Comedy and offensiveness do not have to go hand in hand. It seems like this skit just took the idea of adults beating up an old lady and relied on the shock value to carry across the humor, something that SNL does all the time, it seems. There is no clever spin or twist to this video. How disappointing.

[@thatmanckid]

***** I know I agree, I haven't laughed at anything SNL have done since like the Oteri plus 2 of the 90s, and the only resounding success of the past like even 2 years has been getting Kyle Mooney on as a recurring cast member I agree with the whole hinging on it's one action shot, replayed over and over to become the skit's USP. To be honest, I just agree

[@Damar158]

"I think one of my ribs is broken..." "This one?" *proceeds to gutpunch her three times*

[@michaeldepinto3562]

I would have given this ending a Standing Ovation lol

[@kingdongmclong9795]

R.I.P. Bill Paxton!! Game Never Over Man!!!!! Game Never Over!!!! Live on in our hearts through our DVD/BluRay/Netflix collection............

[@christianmartinezsolis2894]

Now I cannot watch movie without thinking Rose's granddaughter worked at Pizza Hut

[@dannydorko7075]

I think one of the biggest problems with this is her screams...they're quite disturbing. if she were to react more comically then it wouldnt be so bad. the sketch still wouldnt be that funny, mind...

[@mightycirus]

What are you talking about that’s the funniest part it’s over acting it’s done for slapstick

[@checynhadi2815]

For psychopaths

[@tariqkhader6196]

In all seriousness, the throwing the diamond into the sea has to be the most moronic ending to a film ever. Ffs. Sell it at auction and give the money to a ****** charity.

[@metalgrinch]

Why so many dislikes? This is HYSTERICAL! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@pf5658]

Best part was see the real JC himself at the end. Totally didn’t expect that.

[@JoeyMartz]

Rose cheated on her fiance, abandoned her husband in the afterlife and throw away a diamond that could leave her family wealthy for life.... Kind of the worst...

[@msrainbowbrite]

R.I.P Bill Paxton

[@DavidLS1]

If you're too young to remember, Merrill Stubing was the captain of the Love Boat.

[@IslanderloverBKK]

This suddenly popped out after watching something about the Titan's implosion. Algorithm at it again!😂

[@mew10521]

Me too

[@seltzerbot8730]

Mentioning William Howard Taft in anything makes it funnier

[@onlyvincesantos]

“And Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!” 💀

[@kdohertygizbur]

The smack was perfect when he said that

[@canadapainter658]

3;21 is a CLASSIC...OMG.... they way her hair was flying just made me going...

[@hedwigkiesler]

Though this one is far from perfect, "hack romance novel crap-athon" is a pretty accurate description of the movie.

[@Miguelito1985]

I died already with " yeah that's messed up" 😂

[@johnjames4834]

Would been funnier if BILL PAXTON had rugby tackled her just before she throws the diamond over the side. "AH HAH YOU OLD BAT I KNEW IT"! He grabs the diamond. "I would have lost ten million bucks on this trip but this should pay for it". She kicks him in the nuts, grabs the diamond back and throws it over the side. Paxton dives in after it and drowns. He then meets Leonardo Decaprio and the rest of the the Titanic victims and they are all laughing at him. THE END