Tito Ortiz VS The English Language

Tito Ortiz VS The English Language
Including all the fan favourites such as ''Las Vegas... California'', ''cheese and wine'' and ''Ceraldo Babalu''.
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[@fuzz7981]

He’s trying to force words out faster than his brain can handle. He just goes for it and hopes for the best. God bless him.

[@davercabrera7197]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@armincal9834]

In computer science they call it a buffer over flow

[@brandonsmith666]

The Fuzz isn’t there a word for that? i mean, like trumpism?

[@Stonktradomus]

💯

[@samuraijack4083]

@@brandonsmith666 fuck you it's called Bidenism dumbfuck

[@Alex-yo1zg]

"My father is really old so I'm in great shape"

[@FightingMaster911]

dats how mafia works

[@sumisumi-by8xv]

Yep, that's how usually works

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

My friends dad is 80 and had him at like 52 and my friend is a fat fuck who looks like shit

[@syedshabazs1036]

Tito logic

[@benmiller12345]

😂😂😂😂

[@SmellTheCanvis]

"So, how do you stay in such great shape?" "My father is 80 and my grandma is 100"

[@buddyrevelle736]

So I'm very fast.

[@user-gw4zg1qm8m]

Dead

[@robertmccall4028]

😆😭

[@marshall8733]

Maybe he just tryna say that's genetic. They are naturaly healthy and always in shape. But i got your point though

[@yacined4882]

I'm an old mature. My body has matured great. But very fast at the same time.

[@shootemup9339]

Chuck looked at him like “look what you did, why’d you get him started?” 😂😂😂

[@MajorPaign]

😂😂😂 I’m dead dude. Underrated comment. Thanks for the laugh

[@dametriw]

Most definitely an underrated comment

[@griefpof4374]

You made me bust up for 5 mins straight 😂😂 for that I thank you

[@dbmmapredictions7889]

😂😂

[@monkeyking7025]

This comment had me busting a gut hard

[@ccfc4299]

I train 6 days.. actually 6 days a week.. Umm 5 days I'll train 3 days a week.. uhh.. 1 of those days I will train 2 days a week.. soo 6 days of the week I'll be training. ~ Tito Ortiz

[@minlee5376]

CCFC bruh his English is terrible he can’t speak his own native language

[@JS-rm1uw]

@@minlee5376 It's depressing seeing all the punches he took affect him

[@imnotfat3708]

Johan Strandell he talked like that before all the fights but ok

[@chrome3576]

Lol he even said oblique in there a couple times.. Man it's hilarious to listen to these CTE dudes like Tito and Schaub babble

[@timslee0618]

😂🤣

[@angelomordini6779]

“He can’t even put a sentence together” *proceeds to verbally cripple himself*

[@Vintersemestre00]

That interviewer wasn't much better lmao

[@babyjazz101]

Lmao

[@Skittlespillygog]

i love that he ripped this line off dana white in reference to him. it just lingered on the back of his mind as a great insult but he doesn't get why it was a good insult that hurt him so bad.

[@noahlau773]

The reporters expression after got me

[@callmerokaleta1823]

i used to think he said "flint and steel"

[@justinfuzzyhat]

"I can't let you get close" -English language to Tito

[@keithstone1321]

😂😭

[@TheLondonKings]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidristic3800]

Comment of the century.

[@seeemsee]

There aren't enough H & A letters for me to type how hard I'm laughing right now!

[@shafo4384]

Hilarious.

[@kevinsnyder1390]

"I wanna tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw in the ring" - Tito Ortiz

[@HugoStiglitz88]

Best quote LMFAO

[@chrisboult6610]

Haha

[@mineduck3050]

I wonder what ziraldo babaloo said he saw by the fight

[@ShiddyShad808]

The irony of Tito saying someone else can’t even put a sentence together.

[@slimerone]

sometimes the joke writes itself

[@GMan-cv9ig]

Haha

[@fortune1186]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mysteriousman3803]

Well my parents are old so you gotta know I'm in tip top shape.

[@ShiddyShad808]

Mysterious Man You must train 5 days a week 3 days a week.

[@internetenjoyer1044]

"he's reaching for those grapes, he's trying to make his wine, and the wines already signing with that violin, with that cheese and wine, we'll see on november 24th" jesus christ he's like a confused internet chatbot.

[@chrome3576]

Lol it's like that reddit autobot stringing random words together

[@oggaming7362]

Best part about it is that he starts off by saying that Chuck can't even put a sentence together. HAHAHAHA

[@blablablabla4236]

Don't you get it. He's an MMA poet

[@pyzelphantom4355]

sounds like trump

[@matthewpourciau4144]

Daniel Prendergast You know Jesus Christ as Lord?

[@bornfree8073]

0:23 chuck is trying to figure out if he is the only one completely lost by titos rambling

[@fenyx6573]

When Chuck looks over at them like "It's not just me, right? He actually says this shit!" So good.

[@BalkanManic]

Chuck thought he was tweakin 🤣

[@bedelian]

When Chuck Liddell is shocked by your level of CTE, you know you're not doing well.

[@jayrflores6767]

Lmao this made me laugh

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

Yeah, Chuck was cracking me up with the look he's giving the host.

[@lesionsofadifferentkind9158]

😂😂😂

[@Iberny3]

Worst thing is that he’s always been like this.

[@k.j.jackson5637]

10-8 English Language

[@ramsy4205]

Nah dude first round KO

[@shadyganley8877]

Hahahahahaha Im dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

I luhh youu! See you soon, boii!

[@toddhilley3851]

K.J. Jackson if it’s 5 rounds the English language beat Tito 50-40 , if it’s three I score for the English language 30-24

[@toddhilley3851]

K.J. Jackson why wasn’t the bout stopped when the English language started Hammering Tito in round 1 , they should have had Herb Dean officiating!

[@badmeetsevilfan1]

“My grandma is 100 years old so my body is in great shape” 😂😂😭😭

[@tuclance]

😅

[@PauIdenino]

It makes sense that if your grandma is 100 years old that you would be in great shape in your 40s.

[@DDavy2014]

“Reaching for grapes, whilst making cheese, wine and violins” - an Autobigraphy by Tito Ortiz.

[@tuclance]

😂😂😂🎉😂

[@coraymcmanus1015]

Unreal 😂😂😂😂

[@four321zero]

the "whilst" in a tito ortiz quote makes it so hilarious lol

[@spmr199o4]

1:38 “He’s reaching for those grapes, he’s tryna make his wine, and that wines already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine” - Tito ortiz

[@user-gw4zg1qm8m]

Somebody translate

[@iamphilbo]

The best thing is a moment before he said chuck couldn’t string a sentence together 😂😂😂

[@andrewtaylor2377]

I think he's speaking in code 😂

[@Gm-ok1zb]

Literally what the fuck was he trying to say

[@dbmmapredictions7889]

Yo seriously what was he even trying to say on this one

[@CaptainInsano420]

"I wanna tell me what you see, lets go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring"

[@jevvf3246]

😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@VasproAuto]

@@jevvf3246 so damn funny

[@Mrnotw22]

Hahahahhaah. 🤣🤣🤣

[@field369]

LOL Called it a ring, who gave him a mic to do post fights?! They deserve a raise! Hey kids, headshots aren't ok for your brain...here's proof

[@TheCarpenter.3.16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I watched this bit a few times! Even better when you read it 😂

[@huskaroar6869]

Iceman turning his head and saying " you guys hearing this?" without actually saying it is so fking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@FightGamePro]

"I'm a mature old, I mean I'm old mature, my dad is 83 years old" -Tito Ortiz

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

And he's going to outlive his kids, he's not messing around!

[@Theblackhippieh]

I love how he raised his arms and said “Las Vegas California” 😂😂😂

[@HugoStiglitz88]

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

[@boblangford81]

The best thing is he's from Cali...

[@braydendulaney6192]

@@boblangford81 The Huntington Beach Bad Boy! Yeah I got head from a girl on Huntington Beach when I was in the Corps. I told her I was a country music star.

[@braydendulaney6192]

@@boblangford81 I was never in no marriage tho just to correct you.

[@peteschweddy4263]

@@braydendulaney6192 cool story bro

[@9Hookr9]

I'm waiting for a doctor's stoppage every time he goes to complete a sentence. Like" alright he's had enough."

[@paulk6399]

Sadly, the ref for tonight's Tito speech is Steve Mazagatti

[@shucksful]

Genius in here..lol.

[@lynnpabontheelitehero6579]

Truly underrated comment. Hilarious.

[@AwakenedComa]

Goated comment. I fuckin howled at that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@knicknack4511]

The fact that this comment doesn’t have 1k likes is criminal!

[@usernotfound904]

Chucks panicked look back at the hosts kills me every time

[@anond2015]

Tito: "He can't even put a sentence together." Tito: Fails to put a sentence together. Stop projecting, Tito!

[@andersonaldo1340]

A futtin sentence*

[@moresomoze]

The dude who asked him the question made me want to start only speaking and hearing japanese.

[@msquared9605]

False. He puts 10 sentences into one sentence

[@venuselectrificata]

“Las Vegas, California” 😂😂

[@minlee5376]

Linuxx nah she probably don’t she a dumbass bitch

[@fankyroll9454]

there’s Las Vegas, Montana.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Don’t forget all the hollywoods in like 6 different states

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

She ugly dude tha fuck is wrong with you

[@HA-vv3lw]

That’s hilarious 😂

[@GeraltOfRivia99]

probably the worst way to die would be to listen to tito talk on tape before you go to bed.

[@crackericeproductions]

That would be a great way to go he is hilarious lol

[@maxpayne6004]

That would actually be great.. it would cheer me up

[@Onlyrealmusic4life]

That would make me feel good. I would be able to say “at least i’m not that guy” before dying

[@drewsmith9809]

🤣🤣

[@mukamuka9822]

Haha wtf

[@Kev80ification]

Chuck looking back at them is fuckin hilarious 🤣

[@jamesbailand4311]

It's the best.

[@matthewsharkey5685]

" you are one of the greatest heavyweights of the night" TITO ORTIZ everybody

[@brockstebbing8359]

Chuck knocked the vocabulary outta him their first 2 fights..

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

No he spoke like that before they/ him fought are you a doctor now?

[@AmaterasuUlt]

RadSports. collatedTV x I don’t understand people that try to dismiss cte like you. I think I might have cte myself because it’s hard to understand your point.

[@richardwaddell6037]

Now that's just funny!

[@drshitnuts143]

RadSports. collatedTV x I laughed out loud reading this comment

[@johnggg7770]

RadSports. collatedTV x nice essay brah

[@cooperjones5722]

The wines already signing like a violin with that cheese and wine

[@ricoco7891]

Cooper Jones I still have no clue what he said here. I thought about it for a couple of minutes at least. I'm not a native English speaker, so maybe that's why? What the hell does the cheese have to do with a violin? Why are the wines signing?

[@numberbloodysix2478]

Sea Raider i’m from England and i have 0 clue what he’s on about

[@SamsonGuest]

I'm pretty sure that the cheese get mentioned because wine and cheese is a popular combo. I struggle understanding how the violins made it's way in there.....and what the whole wine and cheese analogy was supposed to mean in the first place.

[@deeboy5588]

That sentence alone gave me a serious hematoma !!!

[@babyblu4692]

The violins probably some reference to "the smallest violin playing for you" phrase

[@AK-dm6bf]

“I wanna tell me... what you see... let’s go ahead and see it by the fight... what you saw... in the ring”

[@RJMacReady1]

0:42 he was just about keeping that sentence coherent, but then the handshake was just way too much for him.

[@willhanleyreed1990]

a sheer poet.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Eh no he spoke like that before the damage how the fuck and why is everybody a doctor now?

[@georgethinks9431]

And he doesnt even know it

[@maristoldboys5466]

Sheer peasant more like it.

[@a-a-ron8789]

Shakespeare

[@shanetan8963]

“I train 6 days a week errr 5 days a week I train 3 days a week”

[@ramsy4205]

And one of those days, 2 days of the week, so 6 days of the week I train

[@TA-hf6si]

Chuck's face in that first clip always gets me! 🤣🤣

[@leonsus9317]

Reporter: "How do you stay in such great shape?" Tito: " I like turtles."

[@ryannewton1025]

I like mustard it tastes yellow

[@flaviansonkharmujai2873]

The look on Chuck face very confused made my day😂😂😂😂😂

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

Chuck looked disappointed in Tito there.

[@riverach84]

Between the video and comments I've literally been crying laughing

[@theerascal8050]

Same here. It took awhile to get through lol Love and respect

[@RJMacReady1]

Im at work right now and just trying to keep my laughter in, Im almost shedding tears at this point

[@fukkyoutube]

he trained 16 days a week thats dedication 👏

[@kowalskijan7824]

I love Chuck's reaction 😂

[@LateToThaParty]

I lost my shit at 0:23 seeing Chuck's reaction. Dude wanted to ask WTF was Tito saying.

[@fobbitoperator3620]

I was think'n the samenfuck'n thing.

[@MarkWalmsley]

Same, if literally used up all my laughs for the day. I've cried, cracked up and at points could barely breath. Other people in the house are asking me what the hell I'm doing lol. I had to pause it at one point because it was literally too much. This is hands down one of the funniest compilations I've ever seen!

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

Chuck looked genuinely distressed ..like he wasn't sure if his CTE had kicked in or if Tito went full retard on live TV

[@fobbitoperator3620]

@@MarkWalmsley *compilations (sorry, I'm OCD af)

[@alphafrye]

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 😂😂😂

[@martinblnd]

“There’s a lion, and he’s laying in the prairie while everyone is making jokes....... no wait, stealing his mane..... wait, I mean screwing his food............. Look, the point being is, I’m a mad lion, and I’m ready to run like a cheetah...... wait, no.......”

[@faizan5456]

Tell another jackal story

[@mmooraj]

@@faizan5456 Once upon a time a lion with a small maine banged a chipmunk. The end.

[@LordViperMaven420]

Zzzzzzzzz

[@rumpwrangler1102]

Keep it up you Hyennas

[@LiftRunFight]

Lmao this is so much funnier than I thought it would be when I clicked on it.

[@bespushkule3136]

These Tito videos crack me up like no other. The shit he comes up, with the straight face while also looking confused at the same time is legendary.

[@bensaucedo8923]

Just me myself and Chuck lol

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

And Jim Carrey

[@nicholasdellipaoli226]

Or maybe he meant, “Just me -my self- & chuck

[@sg4218]

I wonder how he split it with him and himself ?!?

[@cjames2925]

I, myself, do not see the error

[@hironizer1332]

Sounds like the name of a weird porn movie

[@madflavour831]

"Seraldo Babalu." Never gets old.

[@seanmatthewking]

Just like his body. I think.

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

Who gave this man a mic

[@TheLuckyShepherd]

@@seanmatthewking Well what do you expect, he's dad's 80 and his grandma is 100, so he's in great shape.... 🤔

[@TheMind11111]

"I'm a mature old" - Tito "wordsmith" Ortiz

[@fredhermann561]

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." Was probably based on Tito.

[@benmiller12345]

Right there is a guy who has been hit in the head too many times.

[@fobbitoperator3620]

"By Chuck Lie'dell." -Oscar DeLacokehead

[@Devlins10]

@@fobbitoperator3620 oscar dela blowhead

[@fobbitoperator3620]

@@Devlins10 HA!!! I fuck'n love it when Dana snaps on a mutherfucker. It's twisted "fuck your feelings" comedy!

[@darrenkrehoff5200]

WAAAAYYYYYYYY too many times.

[@benmiller12345]

@Oscar Reyes 😂😂 too right bro

[@smithjohn4156]

How fast are you? "I'm this many fast" *holds up 3 fingers

[@bookim7]

This is by far the most underrated joke fucking hilarious man 😭

[@vinnyhaddad]

Man the editing of that first clip is top notch. Absolutely hilarious.

[@luukb2351]

To be able to train 5 days a week 3 days straight shows how much dedication this man has.

[@littlemister96]

And one of those days he trains 2 days of the week.

[@fcukugimmeausername]

A modern day Shakespeare.

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Titty Shakeclinch Ortizza

[@user-nd8vl7uy5x]

Lol

[@HellaEdward]

"I wanna tell me what you see, lets go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" 0:43 Wow..

[@eric2794]

😂

[@OnePrideRideOrDie]

😭😭 imagine being asked that question super tired right after a fight lmaooo

[@danmoore1141]

It’s worse everytime I’m in tears and for real not figure of speech it’s just cheese and wine man fuck me. Hahahhaba

[@SirTomFoolery]

Eminem been real quiet since Tito spit those bars...

[@paxster76]

best moment of this clip! 😂🤣😭

[@Paul-fq4mm]

Chuck looking around was hilarious

[@finalcam1740]

I love how hard he tried to put that sentance togather at the end. He put himself on the spot haha.

[@TheJofrica]

Final Cam *sentence

[@finalcam1740]

@@TheJofrica thenks

[@TheJofrica]

Final Cam Lol 😂

[@broskiproductions49]

You can see Raheem slowly becoming more confused at the end

[@lion2535]

Tito”Las Vegas,California” Ortiz

[@DibzzehM8]

I love how chuck looks around the room like “does anyone know what this guys trying to say”

[@Lamedvavnik]

Hearing Dana talk about Tito being the worst person to give a speech at wedding is one of the funniest Dana rants I’ve heard.

[@koolezekiel]

LAS VEGAS CALIFORNIA

[@CaptainInsano420]

This guy cant even put a fkfmfn sentence togethor, are you kidding me right now

[@Zeppelin616]

Tito wouldn't know what a sense of self-awareness is if it punched him the face

[@chrome3576]

Then proceeds to make up a nonsensical sentence..

[@franzkiefer9303]

funtn sentence

[@benmiller12345]

Reel tork

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Punched him the face ?? .. ... *TITO* ??? Is that you?

[@turbohectorio]

Thanks to you for making me laugh out loud and it felt so good to release my shoulders of stress.

[@vincentpasceri8981]

FUNNIEST TITLE EVER FOR A TITO ROAST ! You have achieved Immortal status. my friend !

[@robthegreatt1]

He should be a comedian, he could be his own two man act.

[@wrath646]

All of these comments are killing me 😂 man, I really needed a laugh. This was perfect.

[@johngleue]

Omg I love it. As someone who suffers from anxiety I get how it feels to sometimes go blank and scramble for the right words. So funny in an uncomfortable sort of way! Great vid

[@thecrusaderbg4374]

The way Chuck looked at the reporters always manages to crack me up! Never change Tito

[@andybowen1249]

Lol I can’t stop running this shit back.The way Ortiz shakes his head after the Cheese,wine n violin comment as if to confirm that it’s just not happening today is pure gold lol.

[@michaelroot6064]

Chuck won the fights when the fights actually mattered

[@Kev80ification]

Exactly!

[@jpcrp]

Thank you Oscar, Las Vegas.... California... These are the videos I watch when someone close to me dies. To cheer me up. God love him. He just got hit in the head by Chuck Liddell too many times.

[@c.s.4191]

"I wanna tell me, what you see, let's go ahead and see you by the fight, what you saw...in the ring."

[@HM-uu9ug]

So what you're a black belt 💀

[@vdominguez355]

:36 “it is me myself and chuck” 😂😂😂😂😂 💀

[@allblind8088]

Chuck’s reaction is priceless

[@JacobC479]

My favorite is when he was on TFATK podcast and said "I take care of myself, I want to outlive my children" lmfao

[@Fuegolino]

In the words of Dana White, “Tito is not the sharpest tool in the box...”

[@ashmiles1.0]

Somebody please show this to Chael Sonnen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jezebulls]

I honestly feel like he's a nervous wreck when in front of any cameras.

[@the20hunk]

"and the wine is already signing like violin, with cheeze and wine" wow, Tito is so ahead of his time man, people just cant understand how deep his philosophy is

[@JamaaLS]

That last edit at the end zoomed into "til this day" face 😂😂 1:50

[@gmb7200]

You did an awesome job, so while you're a black belt in jiu jitsu, gettin an awesome submission there, uh.. I wanna tell me what you see by the fight, what you saw... in the ring 👀

[@HM-uu9ug]

So what*

[@TheKillingThrow]

I love chuck twiddling his thumbs when Tito starts speaking nonsense

[@lulospawn]

"My body hasn't matured great" *Chuck looks at the reporters, bewildered*

[@whatdidido3838]

Why this video isn’t longer “ Hello Las Vegas California “ 😅😂😂

[@TheCarpenter.3.16]

😂😂😂😂 i missed that one thanks 👍🏻

[@theerascal8050]

Good point. I missed tht as well lol. Also, If u close your eyes and listen to this it will spiral you into a confused state of mind proving our educational system is neglected. Floridas college kids were learning the stuff i had to learn in high school up north........

[@rumpwrangler1102]

An average human can only take 2 mins of Titos cerebral verbage

[@ncf1]

His grasp of the English language is disturbing.

[@X1xRiGox3X]

Its called CTE

[@iam-retarded-but]

@@X1xRiGox3X what's that

[@X1xRiGox3X]

@@iam-retarded-but Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy

[@X1xRiGox3X]

@@iam-retarded-but in simple layman's words...brain damage.

[@mralexforbes]

He’s just a dumbass xD

[@ProdMigoMucciAnt]

Chucks reaction will always make me laugh 😂

[@forthefuture5166]

The energy you put out is energy you will receive

[@tatankat5839]

The look on Chucks face in the first one seemed to say "uuuuuh this dude is way too smart"

[@GMan-cv9ig]

Tatanka T 🤪

[@leokovacic707]

"I train six days a week and 3 days a week every day" Tito Ortiz

[@georgeburrow7342]

Literally the best video ever

[@The-Sigma-Principle]

Tito : Hello English Language im gonna finish your whole historical career yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

[@Joseph-lz5er]

Tito now looks like a hybrid of Cain Velasquez and Wanderlai Silva lol.

[@grammarofficerkrupke4398]

"The wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine"

[@TheElecPlay92]

“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.” - Tito Ortiz

[@Tommytv2]

If i die laughing its his fault

[@gonova8412]

"I train 6 days a week, actually 6 days a week, uhh 5 days a week I'll train 3 days a week, uhh 1 of those days I'll train 2 days of the week, so 6 days a week I'll be training" 😳

[@E-A-Z-Y]

I love the way Chuck looks back at the host 😭

[@BigDaddyTony24]

At first I though Tito spoke slowly and in sections for dramatic effect but then I realized that’s literally how fast his brain works

[@alfredfeuerstein9517]

Tito tapped to the English language 🤣😭😢