The Tito Ortiz Instagram Snitch Story

[@Thrashyourhead]

I could listen to Chael make fun of Tito Ortiz for the rest of my adult life and it would never get old.

[@dwightcortes1130]

So good!😅😂🤣

[@Mojames1984]

I always turn to Chael roasting Tito when I need a laugh

[@salazteca1]

Hahaha 🤣 same Here!

[@InfiniteBeingX]

lol

[@robdyson4990]

Tito writes Chaels stuff

[@mihkelnoot8465]

Chael out here making people tap due to verbal strikes. The man, the myth, the legend.

[@whatisclandestine2253]

Hydro Hyro that statement would make sense if you were a Chael fan. I believe that’s why it hasn’t gotten old for them. You got that Tito logic going for ya. Good luck with that

[@supertrooper3870]

@Hydro Hyro SHUT UP, MR. SOPHISTICATED.

[@TheBryanArnold]

Hydro Hyro Shut the hell up and quit following him then

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

@Hydro Hyro why are you even here? You know how Chael's comments section is. Get out of here

[@stevenrowell97sr]

The P truly stands for icon. The man who never lost a round never mind a fight.

[@formo11]

I offer you this, Tito had no idea the belt was on backwards.

[@j.3o21]

LOL definitely right ✔️

[@BeardLegend]

Nice

[@mickmurrann3140]

wow so true man

[@badlilstang]

lmao.. Dead...

[@mickmurrann3140]

@@badlilstang i see you to

[@ikramzadran8527]

Last time I remember Chael dissing Tito, Tito's ex was still making money using her mouth.

[@mrtomato5132]

NASTY LINE BY YOU

[@mrtomato5132]

YOU'RE A FUCKIN' PUNK DUDE

[@kenflagler493]

@@mrtomato5132 and you a bad girl

[@kenflagler493]

@u lol 😅😅😅

[@michailovigor]

Just to be clear there was never no marriage

[@leshan1015]

Tito: The English language was never my friend

[@philsburydoboy]

until it was six days a week I go five days a week three days a week I go one day a week two days a week

[@bornfree8073]

Let me tell you how you are feeling.

[@james9311]

He’s reaching for those words

[@mr.e3894]

His maga hat cuts off oxygen to his noggin , thus killing the few brain cells he has left...

[@drunkdude001]

@@mr.e3894 he had braincells left? Bro you're breaking important news here

[@johnj7010]

I saw Tito Ortiz having a huge argument with the teenager working the bakery desk at our local grocery store on Friday. He was mad the sandwich buns weren’t as big as they were on the poster. Kid ended up just giving him the poster and I caught Tito trying to eat the poster in the bathroom a few minutes later. So sad.

[@JerseyMiller]

Highlyfuckingunderratedcomment

[@rj_nbk]

John J tbh this doesn’t surprise me. Is that the only thing he did with the poster?

[@reverberate79]

LMFAOOOO

[@Garbage315]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[@JWetzMMA]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PyRoTECniQs]

"Tell another jackal story Tito "

[@tonym3413]

Is that the one about Christopher Walken, the lion, and the mane?

[@tonym3413]

Caleb P 😴 zzZzZ

[@tonym3413]

Caleb P I agree mostly because Tito is a goldmine lol

[@georgeborrego5676]

Tito.......classy

[@jacryder735]

😭😭😭

[@Infritblade123]

*If Uncle Chael says an apostrophe is a hyphen, then hell, he-s right.*

[@hraharahra]

Tony is the type of guy that checks for hyphens more than cables

[@mig50cc]

Ok great I don-t see any either

[@20FreeWill]

Thats a bold statement

[@denvertaylor9195]

😂😂

[@Abel_XL]

Hahaha

[@nodnarbregztem8546]

Congrats Chael, you actually beat Tito into the living death.

[@Kegare_]

nodnarB regzteM He was never in no marriage.

[@biswajitguha2410]

Without kicking a chair up too. 😄

[@ericryan7935]

🤣

[@PakiFighter]

Have you heard about the lion in Africa with the big giant mane?

[@давидцыгановский]

He spanked his ass!

[@GTOHHH6]

Uncle Chael, give us a 1 to 2 hour podcast. These small 5 to 10 minute clips aren't enough lol. We need more Chael

[@Suvzillaa]

Pretty sure his full podcast is available on most platforms, these I think are snippets taken from that

[@user-jp3hc4ux4e]

He has a podcast , its on spotify

[@houseofmods2104]

Morgan Freeman meme: "He's right you know"!!

[@BlackZynfyndel]

“.....I was one of the eleven people that watched it.” Damn Chael!😂

[@frostysmoke37]

I caught that and laughed my ass off

[@marcelochauvet4748]

Uncle Chael, you need to have a chat with your audio guy, I can barely hear you in this video over the sound of Tito tapping.

[@sagetmaster4]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

YOURE ARE just a hater

[@davebunch5493]

Gerrold Lloyd You a big tito fan?

[@rhdbmw9361]

"I'm one of eleven people that watched it" lmfao classic 😂

[@j.3o21]

So casually says it too lol

[@rhdbmw9361]

@@j.3o21 too casual with it lmao loved it

[@johnsprings3322]

That was hilarious

[@teacherabdirahman7925]

You wrote what I was going to write 11hrs ago!!! Hahahahahhaha

[@alcottdevalte7440]

Imagine if Chael invited Tito to his show, it would at least have been fun if Tito asked a fan question. He must be one.

[@NJLev]

“That is way betterer” guy is a savage lmao

[@ws8061]

Chael is a master at throwing shade "wear it around town to events he wasn't invited to"

[@10thclimbtovictorystevens65]

He said events he wasn’t fighting not invited to

[@watchmy666]

Nobody can passively and casually destroy somebody else like Uncle Chael

[@jmpsthrufyre]

Im just waiting for the day he starts calling him Tino

[@justinharvey451]

Watch My 666 i was ur 100th like

[@watchmy666]

@@justinharvey451 OK, great

[@mrgannicuskz2095]

Dominick Cruz is up there with Uncle Chael as well, but surely not on his level!

[@djoetma]

Luke Thomas...

[@DarkCloudNC]

Wraslin match - Chanel Sonnen

[@AntiPeoplePersons]

Lmao

[@brokenfacedclown1045]

Sounds like the guys of South park lmfao

[@SSKRGaming]

I read this as he said it made me laugh 😂

[@richardsmith70]

Been telling my wife that even in grade match that is exactly how he actually says it

[@hkballer13]

Got it from Muhammad Ali, "I was wrasslin with an alligator"

[@jackthemac5210]

Laughing hysterically with my headphones in while cleaning my car outside. Looking like a crazy person but god damn this was an amazing story. Have a good day everyone

[@phillysphinest3946]

" I wanna outlive my children . Of course ! I mean , a hundred percent " ~ Tito Ortiz

[@youngjc5704]

Tito: snitches on chael. Fans: tito is a rat with no education. Chael: okay great!!!

[@mr.e3894]

Lololol no one likes him. Not maga fans , and not Chicanos because he wears maga hats .. 😁😂🤣

[@gravy3858]

Esaul Viramontes we definitely all think he’s hilarious though. Tito is funny as fuck

[@shavingcreamguy9554]

bradybekir no one thinks he’s funny

[@JamesMathieson]

But where does Kevin lee fit into all this

[@kenadams9376]

I like them both. Tito in his prime destroyed everyone but Chuck and Randy. He was THEE man back in the earlier days.

[@eg7502]

I laughed so hard when the screen showed his tweet with 'your'er' in it lol

[@marchorsting8059]

Your fans smart

[@chucklebutt4470]

If he would have just owned it that response is funny as hell and it's actually kind of clever

[@fil4648]

I think it was a joke though, no?

[@bornfree8073]

@@fil4648 enviously. Tito has a bigger head than anyone else in the world thus he has a bigger brain than everyone else thus he is smarter than everyone

[@benurb89]

Damm priceless

[@sagetmaster4]

Chael is on the warpath today with his arch nemeses, Jon Jones and Tito

[@joer3675]

Your right

[@fartinginreverse]

@@joer3675 YOUR'ER*

[@SAM-ru4vx]

Somebody planting seeds for a tag match playa.

[@fastpaceonelifeonechance3830]

You're an incel

[@spotchness]

okay great

[@KurtzeTube]

Uncle Chael is SO GOOD at communicating. Ending the video thanking US. I find myself mesmerized…

[@markfideler3802]

I have been down lately..but watching the back and forth between you and tito..silly and masterful Chael..made my day again

[@chalky_white]

I swear to God this is the best part of my day LOL

[@chalky_white]

@Trump Tight nah I have amazing days daily

[@chalky_white]

@Ok great stiches... 😂

[@chalky_white]

@Ok great I'm over here listening to it again lol'ing looking at the comments! Scroll down to the one that says: "The story has so many arms"

[@Daniel-qn7bv]

Tito came, he saw Chael, and he tapped. End of story.

[@vedamonkar412]

"the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife" - Kenny Florian

[@mrsandura78]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤣

[@davidolsen2495]

@Rage TV lol

[@bugezcruise173]

just to correct you there never was no marriage

[@nikkisimpson7581]

Hey Classy Tito!

[@KK-wn9gy]

Bugez Cruise you’re a fucking punk dude

[@phillysphinest3946]

I come back to this at least once every 3 months. It’s just a great story.

[@calebturner7831]

Uncle Chael is undefeated in shit talking! Best to ever do it on the internet!

[@executiverobbery]

“Well just to correct you I was never in no marriage.” - Tito “Yeah, I think I tapped” Ortiz

[@samuelcharwick2103]

thats what you call class, compared to no class right here

[@SAM-ru4vx]

Did her name start with *J*

[@cole590]

@Hayd Bailey just to correct you "it was never no marriage" lol

[@califilipino]

"Wel just to kerrect u I wus neverr in know mairage" Tito "YOUR'ER WELCOME" ORTIZ

[@nori7185]

That was a nasty line by me

[@andyreid7274]

This story may have arms, but not as large as Uncle Chaels.

[@dude157]

"Fair use" is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner. I think this falls under parody. You could probably get your video back up and help him promote his wrastlin match.

[@danielpoko]

that dude it still falls under fair use. He just used a short clip, put music over it, and criticized Tito's video in the caption.

[@chrisrayen]

Wrastling:DD

[@mickmurrann3140]

shut up nerd

[@Figgs313]

9:16 = The moment I spit my water out over my TV and developed 12 pack abs from laughing so hard. Goddamn Chael, you just became my hero. Your'er Welcome! 😂😂😂

[@Figgs313]

@Danny G I can't believe I stumbled across this video so late lol

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Tito Ortiz was never in no marriage He will outlive his kids He tells the best jackal stories

[@NASkeywest]

I had to pause this cause i thought someone was knocking at my front door. Noone was there, it was just Tito tapping.

[@whitneyallen9237]

It doesn’t get more “Tito” than this...😂😂😂🙏🏻 Unless Tito decides to tell another Jackal story.

[@JH-nl6bp]

Whitney Allen he’s the wrong guy to mess with chael like this lol.

[@paulbruce4177]

* More Tito err'r than this *

[@whitneyallen9237]

Paul Bruce 😂

[@whitneyallen9237]

Common sense American real man 😂😂😂 no doubt, truly out of his element and in over his head.

[@shko-mi]

Whenever Uncle Chael runs out of things to give us, he can offer us some of "Let's see what Tito's been up to lately".

[@sararamos9162]

The roadrunner vs coyote... It's freaking amazing... How many times can Tito fall for the bait???? According to all the evidence, ALL THE TIME..😃

[@ferndogg310]

Its gold to hear about Tito from Chael

[@joycejohnson2751]

Yea he makes Tito his top subject! Because Tito live's in his head ' rent Free! 🤣🤜🏻🤛🏻💥

[@carolynbuckley8733]

I use to be a tito fan. Uncle Chael set me straight. Ok great.

[@The_Bad_Guy56]

This is the best thing I’ve watched in weeks. Thanks Chael.

[@tazz347]

Dude, love what YOUR doing uncle chael, this channel is going to take over the internet 💯💯

[@dulezninjaman4788]

Kevin lee sees holes in his own socks

[@lasser9449]

Ok great

[@nori7185]

I offer you this

[@hamadalshaqsi2005]

Not for nothing

[@zachcoleman3357]

Let me tell you this, .....

[@jestersage8700]

Don't we all

[@GeraldOdonnell851]

This as the best ending to a segment ever.Chael you legend

[@jesuschristsaves9067]

Wining the fight and the trash talk against Tito. That’s killing two stones with one bird. No you read it right.

[@NDCSD]

I didn't think I read it wrong

[@jesuschristsaves9067]

Jesus Is King of Kings Amen! God bless

[@TheSaltySeaman]

Ricky blesses you, my trailer park Brethren.

[@jesuschristsaves9067]

Graham Hancucked Do I know you from somewhere? 😂

[@derekjester7873]

Definitely the best story teller in MMA. Chael is a F'ing hoot!!! 😂

[@GrandmaDaewood]

Chael is the best stand up comedian and he hasn’t even really tried it… I would watch Chael do an entire hour on Tito. And it’d better than 99% of the specials that came out the last few years. The Portland story is fucking killer… “that wasn’t meant to stump you” is one of the funniest lines man… im dyin right now. Ok back to watching this vid!

[@NOYBidness]

“A snap is a snap!” -Chael 2019

[@codycast]

The term “hot take” is so damn stupid. Glad Chael mentioned it was their term, not his. Edit: They’re going to “racel”

[@YourRival777]

@Dave Franklin haha damn. I don't blame ya buddy.

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

It's r a s *clay* l i n g the *clay* is silent

[@mikef8023]

@John Pembroke Cleveland Steamer

[@andymore62]

Chael dogging Tito will never get old lmao.

[@davemcinnes7886]

So smart, seemingly so nice and obviously so tough makes him a legend! He is a class act!

[@nickotten1358]

Congrats on hitting 400k!! Keep killing it Chael!!

[@ardnfast]

"He shook the wrong tree" Chael "the Oak" Sonnen

[@tigerpawdavis]

I love that no matter how much trash Chael has to talk he’s always just as quick to give kudos and makes a point to say what he likes about these guys. The true Anti-Hero

[@irishmancheckinin6540]

Hey Chael if you see this i just want you to know, im the kinda person that can appreciate a video like this. Super impressed. Im no one important, just a regular guy. Really loved the production value, timing and delivery. Was great watching the evidence as the story was unfolding, you tell a masterpiece of a story. Cheers sir!

[@26japrey]

Love listening to these stories. Youre're the best Chael

[@scootiesmusic5528]

Chael led me down a rabbit hole and i watched 8 episodes of tito...Titos just Tito and will never change...we all have/had friends like that...hes a big nerd but the shows were too fascinating to miss

[@Mrmcjets9]

“I clearly felt a tap” - Chael ‘The Reem’ Sonnen

[@dubus4444]

Ohh, Dear Jaysus, when it came to the part where you revealed he misspelled his correction, I literally snorted the milk I was drinking out my nose! Cheers for that! Absolutely Fuckin' Priceless! 😂😂😂

[@BryanMuwanguzi]

Whenever I see a video from Chael with Tito's name in the title, best believe I click it with the quickness. And fortunately he always delivers!

[@Wolversquall]

Bryan Nsubuga same!!! I wish we had more

[@FitFam88]

Man this is just gold! Chael, I can see that big ass smile 😂

[@chrome3576]

Loving the new outros uncle chael.. The music's great and in very good taste👍

[@gabekerr13]

Tell us more about these “scripted fights” Uncle Chael...

[@SAM-ru4vx]

🤼‍♂️ knee bar

[@SAM-ru4vx]

@@xbeauarcherx chael needs to tell us some bas rutten stories.

[@crowns9966]

@@xbeauarcherx These kids dont know the business man, they just dont, the people know Chael has never legit lost a fight

[@trashpanda314]

If it happened in Japan, it's scripted. Lol

[@Dave_ja_vu]

Last time I was this early, Brazilians loved Chael.

[@djedosemir]

tito snitched on the nine trey bloods

[@DCI_LeoDan_]

Tito taught Snitch 9ine well.

[@MikeD-nu6uy]

Lool 🤣

[@scottkuli9767]

My favourites from this one are: Interviewer: "Is it true though that you're coming back in the fall? That the fight will be in the fall?" Tito: "Yes, it will be in April". *** He's not just a master of linguistics either. He's also an expertitious mathemagician. "I train six days a wee... actually six days a week. Ah, five days a week I'll train three days a week. Ah one of those days I'll train two days a week, so, six days a week I'll be training". *** Tito's multitalented. He's probably got a future at the big movie studios if he wants one. He could be the guy who comes up with interesting movie titles. "Me, myself, and Chuck". *** "I never let you down 'til now. I won't start". *** Looking at that last quote I'm wondering if maybe Tito was the long lost grandson of Yogi Berra. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4XQlIWgodaKrsk

[@ws8061]

He's a meme machine

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

Tito needs no long explanation when the word "simpleton" says it all.

[@scottkuli9767]

I don't think he's a simpleton. I think he just sounds like one :)

[@lancepeters4212]

I know that cause I’m one of 11 people that watched it lmao I love chael. On the mic his fights could get boring but never the build up or press conference and with these platforms he really found his calling and I love every min of it

[@RepublicDave]

"I might have to jump from one dimension to the next" Chael "the Chaelest Chael" Sonnen

[@Sangria]

Tito's no Shakespeare, but his Ex sure knows the Longfellow.

[@scottchapman1390]

lol how has nobody liked that yet. I'm first bitches!!!

[@scottchapman1390]

a little different spin on a oldie but a goodie

[@stefanvalerio490]

Superb

[@Head318Hunter]

AND ... she can sure Shake a Spear

[@bluesraincancun9217]

Lol

[@deviltoys2000]

"Hey Tito, How do you throw a punch?" Tito's response: "Tropical or Hawaiian?"

[@luckyspurs]

Too clever.

[@Jerkstore-called]

@BLAZED that's gotta be Tito using an alt account

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

How'd I ever miss this video. "And no we dont want to hear the lion story again" such a good part of that one comment to Tito.

[@maxxxmodelz4061]

To think that at one time, long ago, Tito used to actually do some cool shit and was the original "bad boy" of MMA, is mind-blowing to think about today. These days he seems like the biggest box of rocks to ever win a world title.

[@sohype6827]

That was a nasty line by me -owner of the biggest arms in West-Lynn

[@1993Erod]

Chael might be my favorite person of all time😂

[@kalebangulo]

Hahahahaa this was pure gold! I will always be sonnen's fan

[@danielstrother2494]

You make a good point uncle Chael. Especially considering this is the one and only time I’ve heard of this “fight”

[@dontworryaboutit8938]

Thank youre’re, Chael. That means a lot!

[@Phildo8]

I could listen to Chael tell stories all day long! The man has a natural ability to keep you interested! I’ll always like the story he told Dana on the set of TUF when he was talking about Yushin Okami said he was going to get a hotel room but instead walked into Chaels moms house where he would always stay & the alarm was going off & Yushin got a shotgun pointed in his face until Chael’s Mom recognized him & gave him some blankets for bed lol

[@zerg9523]

So Tito doesn’t like videos of himself fumbling accompanied to funny music... message received... *deploying skills*

[@Rampage7_63]

"Tito always says I'm using my mouth to get my opportunities, the only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex wife"

[@worldsgreatestdetective926]

One of the most savage lines spoken about an opponent at a press conference EVER

[@VarietyVideoGamer]

First of all I was never in no marriage...

[@Rampage7_63]

@@worldsgreatestdetective926 my favorite one

[@Rampage7_63]

@@VarietyVideoGamer that was a nasty line by me

[@velder22]

I've seen this a hundred times get some new material, or stop stealing other people's material,

[@rssfeedslive]

I have never seen a match that Chael lost, he's absolutely undefeated, he's never lost a match and retired the greatest MMA fighter of all time

[@ΑναστάσιοςΠαπαζαχαρίου]

Never lost a round

[@naimheredia1815]

Man I just can’t over how he says “Wrastling” Instead of “Wrestling”.

[@MCShvabo]

*Rasslin

[@wkcave]

MCShvabo, you said it right brother!!!

[@dennisjr77]

Wrasslin!!

[@gatorbuilt]

FFS...It's Wrastlin'...the Dub-ya and the T is silent...Dayum Y'all

[@toddbucci2912]

I was reading this comment when he said it. I was like that's interesting!

[@lukeflaherty4806]

Chael is so funny with how he tells stories

[@HomelessNinjaKennedy]

Lol poor Tito. When he's being candid, he actually seems pretty cool. Every time he does anything publicly, however, he just comes off as a complete moron.

[@bryanjordan8876]

His peanut shaped head squeezes the blood circulation from his brain sometimes.

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

Yes Tito has an IQ of about 70.

[@James-qu6ul]

Chael needs to go to WWE and become Cain Velasquez's manager, since Cain has no mic skills and Chael is the man.

[@James-qu6ul]

@Jeremy Stillwell He can show Cain how to use the special sauce.

[@James-qu6ul]

@Jeremy Stillwell I think Cain has the skills and athleticism to put on a good show (especially in the mexican style) but his success depends on the WWE giving him a good story line / character to work with and him either getting good on the mic or getting a manager to talk for him.

[@njscothern3250]

Hahaha love these "locker room talk" stories Chael more more more bad guy!

[@jiujitsuforlife89]

Even Chael calls it Wraslin 💀💀😂🤣😂 fantastic!

[@robb4150]

Don't need to be Kevin Lee to spot holes in Tito's spelling.

[@bridgeported1.3l19]

Tito's name is actually spelled 'Tieto' he just miss spelled it.

[@tazz347]

😂🤣

[@jacobsaggypoo9809]

great comment

[@harageilucid4352]

My favorite Tito Ortiz moment was the time Randy spanked him in their fight 😂

[@manschar8371]

"He ain't no west coast gangster" -Chael to Tito Ortiz

[@70mjc]

Huntington Beach

[@crowns9966]

Omg hahahha

[@tstebens01]

GOLD! A genuine laugh out loud when I saw "YOUR'ER'. 🤣

[@JungleScene]

This is amazing. Chael & Tito is one of the greatest things to ever happen in MMA. HUGE THANKS to Scott Coker, the peoples promoter, for putting these two in a fight together and starting this timeline.

[@cagneybillingsley2165]

tito ortiz's iq must legit be in the 60s

[@lawsighted555]

The song at the end is fantastic 😂

[@TheSimonChristopherShow]

Chael: Well done Us: Your'er welcome

[@Twolegit2quit27]

Chael sonnen: Alberto del rito Me:ok great

[@warcraft-px5zq]

Noah Ruiz alberto burrito

[@20FreeWill]

Me : yarear del rito World : # # (Those were tumbleweeds) Me : more weed

[@Yesnonoyesno]

You can still watch his older videos and laugh just as hard as the first time

[@rickybobby4827]

This has to be one of the best things I've seen in a long time!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@ronalddonlogin]

We all owe Chael a thank you!

[@0xFluke]

“I’m the only one talking about it!!” When Chael gets up and about, hilarity ensues

[@domenicodimascio7156]

Chael is forever in Tito's head now. Would love to see a rematch

[@the_real_tay_loud2072]

SOLJAH 1 Tito? Is it you??

[@RAGE-OF-SPARTA-X]

Thansk for answering my fan question chael!!

[@tagootuesday6521]

From time to time I just binge videos of Chael trashing Tito. It’s so wholesome

[@MarcusMonkey]

I love you Chael! You’r the best! I wish you still were fighting.