Titus • Episode 42 • ERRRR

[@christophertitustv]

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[@jeremyblackmouth3323]

You don't go for the 10. You go for the 6 and drink until she's an 8. Ken Titus timeless knowledge

[@TellMeWhenImTellingLies]

Thats compromise.. a gentle man always meets the uggos half way.

[@CLuvTV]

"I told you to stay out of my father's earthquake kit"

[@OpiateVictory]

If anyone is gonna jack my dad's pills and booze, it's gonna be ME !!!

[@YenjiGonko228]

Gotta even out the shakin'

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

My father's earthquake kit is 100 proof bourbon and part of your half brother's weed stash

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

​@@OpiateVictoryif liquor and my dad are involved it would be bourbon scotch or any whiskey but my dad loves Ken's Triumph car

[@raindropsandfeathers2245]

It's crazy watching this and seeing all his specials and knowing how all things turned out. I'm thankful for this show and his comedy

[@some1namedno1]

So that's why Titus fell for Erin in high school, her name begins with "Er"

[@static2099]

Thanks Titus! The first TV show to make it impossible to have a favorite episode.

[@TheTitandog70]

What comes before part b ...party! I can do a lot of things with one hand. God I love this show

[@Harmthuria]

Part A lol.

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

The physical comedy in this series is seriously next level.

[@poopsyko]

Lmfao she’s too pretty to even look at me Lmfao what happened after just fuckin cracks me up hard 😂

[@tec5x5]

Never go for the 10 always go for the 6 and drink till she an 8. life advice

[@danielstewart7163]

Sage advice. Besides 10's are too high maintenance and usually so narcissistic you can't stand to be around them when yer sober.

[@Rusty.Shackleford5214]

Start at 4 see where it goes from there. 4's are better to hang out with, 10s are usually too high maintenence and just a pain in the ass. No pussy is worth that migraine.

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

I love the fact that this episode deals with suicide WITHOUT suggesting "professional help", as that so called "help" is what drives some of us to attempt it to begin with. Thank you for a refreshing take on a delicate subject. 👍

[@pr0_tr0ll]

It was good seeing Titus in his... "youth". Fantastic episode

[@matthewmitchell3078]

I still love this show

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

My teenage years are the worst 30 years of my life

[@darkecofreak23]

Dave is absolutely the Harpo of that group. Red hair, woman-chaser, secretly brilliant.

[@christinalittleton3771]

Wow, a 1962 Triumph TR3 Convertible... Somewhere, Jay Leno just ripped a hole in the front of his jeans.

[@damianred2003]

Chistofer thanks for share your series!!! Greetings from Argentina

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Vodka and pills told you to stay out of dad's earth quake kit. Christopher's dad's car is my dad's dream Triumph car

[@tsteeleosuou]

Poor Amy. Charlie Garfunkel left her for Oates

[@GrizzleyBruin]

I knew she looked familiar.

[@djseifer]

Oates would later go on to sing songs at the children's wing of Sacred Heart Hospital, meet a lawyer, and fall in love with him only to leave him and run off with Hooch. Man, Hooch is crazy.

[@Dice2k]

fir... damnit, i love this show so much, titus is one of my favorite comedians

[@JoshSmith-ol8cd]

Zero in ifft Rlx Cx Xccx Ew

[@aryankamnetz9808]

No True Justice in this world why was the show cancelled

[@corrytincher8280]

Greatest show ever

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

I use to love this show. Thanks for uploading

[@williampodesta3124]

Amazing how from generation to generation things follow the same patern thx Titus for a look back at the past lol

[@KonaMark1]

Sweater puppets? Don’t hear ‘em called that much these days.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Unless you talk to someone retro

[@StephsSpooky]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@BUCK0420]

Whooooo need more titus how many more episodes are there

[@jamesferguson5583]

24 hours worth

[@TheRabidWolverine]

Damn they ( the networks ) should bring this show back.

[@matthewennen9311]

Man this good show my dad was a lot like titus dad i miss my rip dad what better time this was

[@mikeking1948]

What was the bowling shirt budget on Titus??

[@jaybrooks3374]

Dad's earthquake kit is good for just about everything.

[@manticorephoenix]

It's a one stop shop good for all your ills

[@game8224]

6:50 my dad did the exact same thing to my sister

[@continentalrcinglg]

Can't help but notice that Charlie is also the same person who tried to steal Sheldon Cooper from Amy Farrah Fowler.

[@Fullmetal1291985]

19:47 That point when your brain melts between thats awesome no pregnancy problems to wait WHAT blue screen Titus.EXE has stopped functioning for safety concerns rebooting in ERRRR mode xD

[@gryphonofmight]

Knowing that Titus was later almost driven to suicide by the real erin makes this more awkward

[@xzonia1]

Well, he was always honest in his comedy.

[@joseaguilar3323]

I try to separate the fictional character from the real person, even though they seem to have the same name. This idealized version of Erin wouldn't do that stuff.

[@protoborg]

@@joseaguilar3323 This version of her is what lived in Titus' head in real life until he was forced to confront the real Erin.

[@alexispozo3422]

Thats what Titus is all about.

[@emmanuelrosas1434]

I've always wanted to ask him what he thinks about his first special considering what happened with Erin...

[@JeremyKonzJames]

8:05 Zack ward reminds me of Groucho Marks

[@patrickharvey158]

More like Harpo but definitely some groucho

[@darkecofreak23]

Definitely Harpo what with the red hair and active woman-chasing, but he’s got some of Groucho’s wit for sure. I see more of Groucho in Titus, which would make Tommy Chico, but he’s really more Zeppo, the straight-laced straight man of the early movies like Duck Soup and Animal Crackers.

[@game8224]

We all have that shy kid from high school

[@gagemartin5519]

Thank you

[@docthemetalfreak]

"I'm gonna stay alive as long as I live!" kinda zen. sorta.

[@michaelsorrentino7409]

One day he will snap!!!

[@th3sh4k4]

9:05 Every teenager relates

[@m1t2a1]

Senior formal. Dad's Opel GT. Fuel pump crapped out. Got the date a ride, and a friend to tow me home. Fixed it in my tux, in an hour. Girl dumped me 20 minutes after that, setting me up for my best summer before or since. 1980.

[@davidrichter9164]

Actually, Foreigner 4 is an excellent album.

[@FernandoGonzalez-vw5mo]

Aguante Foreigner 😂

[@RedDragonM1]

How did they get away with saying "Dyke" on network TV back in '02??? This isn't HBO!

[@canaisyoung3601]

I guess since Amy is a lesbian, it's okay if she calls herself that. Pre-Disney FOX was wild.

[@jish55]

I like this episode, but felt that this should have been uploaded later due to the episode "The Protector" where they still think Amy is interested in boys, even though this has her admitting she's into women.

[@joseaguilar3323]

If they follow the broadcast schedule it will be the last episode.

[@alexispozo3422]

Yeah, a lot of the episodes are out of order in the broadcast schedule. Partly from dealing with some big issues (the protector deals with child sex abuse and its a comedy show, enough said) and mostly from Titus telling Fox they are a bunch of morons.

[@jish55]

@@joseaguilar3323 I know, and that's why I brought this up since this isn't the original broadcasting but instead uploading through Chris Titus' youtube channel, which I'm assuming he has full control of and rights too, and as such can decide what to do.

[@jish55]

@@alexispozo3422 oh I know, it's why I brought up how it should have been uploaded now before this episode since it's no longer under Fox regulation, so Titus can decide where episodes go. It's just weird that he'd upload this before The Protector.

[@Harmthuria]

It's been a while, but I think in 'the Protector' the guy is a friend, and not a possible boyfriend.

[@tylerkinley268]

What a waste of perfectly good pills and vodka. Just aim low, that way when you miss it's a much shorter fall. What do I need a 9 for? I'll just turn a 6 upside down...

[@jamesferguson5583]

this was my favorite episode

[@last90sdude7]

My favorite part of this episode is lesbians 😎

[@Andres0082]

I think lesbians are everyone's favorite part. Except the butch whales.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Don't know why it was canned but I am like err yeah about it being on KZbin

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

If I touched my dad's Triumph without his permission I would fake my death to change my name somewhere south or north of the USA boarder if I touched his Norton I would not be faking my death I would be dead

[@emmanuelrosas1434]

"...put your man-junk in her eggshack"

[@protoborg]

19:51, the moment when your brain has a sudden resource conflict resulting in an irrecoverable error and is forced to shut down. 20:00, "Oh shit!" Warning! Reactor has suffered a cascade failure and will self-destruct in 10...9...8...

[@YenjiGonko228]

Dammit I turned like 80 and belted out an old fashioned "well that's nice"

[@Harmthuria]

8:56 From my personal experience, women don't give a shit.

[@SamuelVain]

Chriiii-iiIIS, for years I've been wondering something that I can actually ask you if you via the internet 😁 In your flashbacks your speech pathology is vastly different from how you talk as we fans of your comedy before and after the show have seen. Did you really talk like that back then? Mine refined quite a bit but still is the same as when I was 16 in many ways. I just stopped saying 'like' after every other like word like totally like like like like like. 😝

[@SamuelVain]

And I stopped calling everybody 'Foo' every time I addressed them as a person in any way. After hanging out with all the Mexicans that one was a hard habit to break in the '70s late or early '80s!

[@johnny-becker]

They made Erin look so cheap and easy at 4:36. I swear, all you had to do was just say "lets do i..." and those knickers would be on her ankles right there in the school courtyard.

[@jeffwalker6815]

Why did he talk like that as a teenager?

[@emmanuelrosas1434]

I'm gonna go with "California."

[@ericdavies1879]

Ok gotta question for this channel i work as a plumber and yes work has slowed you should know why and yes my income isn't as high as it should but I'm still making a living and there 10% chance of my income getting any worse and like my poppop who raised me who is a bit like mr. Titus only sober lol. I'm a big believer of not wanting a hand out, and i got that stimulus and sent it back with a note "thanks but don't need I'm still working" and some friends & family say I'm a idiot well most of them say that and a small amount say the opposite , so my question is, what do you guys think am i a idiot or ?

[@davidrichter9164]

No one cares.