Titus • Episode 6 • Red Asphalt

[@christophertitustv]

TICKETS ON SALE NOW FOR THE KZbin LIVESTREAM TITUS REUNION titusreunion.eventbrite.com

[@tinamedrano5839]

Feeling spoiled getting to rewatch these, especially without commercials

[@MrChazasaurus88]

@THE WATCHER agreed. Commercials breakup the story and kind of ruins the flow of the show.

[@timmoore9855]

Yeah, but, rewatch the same commercial for the eight time in the night for an anti-depressant with a warning that side effects include suicidal thoughts, and you really just don't miss commercials. Props, btw to Christopher Titan for posting these; I never got to watch the whole series until now.

[@pamelacass9642]

The ads every 3 minutes don't count as commercials???

[@MdahTube]

@@pamelacass9642 ,get an ad blocker.

[@SilverKappa]

I'm still amazed by how funny this episode managed to be while dealing with one of the darkest subjects imaginable. God, I love this show.

[@alexandergausJTP]

Absolutely my opinion, too!

[@no_wing_no_prayer]

To this day my all time favorite sitcom.

[@christinecrawford]

After all these years, me and my husband still say to each other "That's why I love ya baby, cuz you get it." :) This is a classic episode!

[@marcellacerda4734]

After all these years I still laugh out loud at the "I know why Moe is always mad." joke! Thanks for uploading the series!

[@HisVirusness]

I remember when this episode came out. It hit really close to home, because I went through a similar experience as a kid. Despite the small differences, I related to this show so much. I'm so glad to see it's not forgotten.

[@HisVirusness]

@O. B. Crickets.

[@timcarter1164]

I've had the box set for years. And yet, watching here, it's as fresh as it ever was. Beautifully executed show, perfectly cast, excellent writing and acting.

[@steveharrison3007]

Yeah, brilliant. Christopher rocks. Thank you Titus.

[@DozenMarks]

Aaron Sorkin Masterclass ad begins at the start of the video: "No-one in life starts a sentence with dammit." Skip the ad. Show begins: "Dammit!"

[@ebiljebus]

I mean, he started and finished a sentence with "dammit."

[@TheUnseenPath]

Has he ever spoken to people? I am sure someone out there has started a sentence with damn it.

[@static2099]

The Thank You continues, Titus! And Zack was killing it with Dave's cow responses...died laughing each time.

[@crzcloud]

That Master Class advertisement just before the show boasting nobody starts a sentence with Dammit and boom, Titus says 'dammit' line one like any normal decent human being would. More like master-ass...

[@YazanGharaibehzex]

Another episode today ? Titus you are spoiling us Thanks man

[@michaelmahon9572]

Hey Chris thank you for all the laughs.been a real blessing in my life.God bless you.

[@kranzonguam]

You're the best, dude! Thank you for being there for all of us! Loved these the first time...love them more now!!

[@melissawalker3874]

Thanks for the laughs. This plus weed equals one relaxing night in a stressful time. Stay safe

[@mrlee7328]

Puff puff pass😋

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Dave's still selling?

[@DrPWNS-fz6yh]

Titus thank you so much for reposting these. I grew up watching this show, made me feel better cause it made my family seem better, 😂

[@scottyoung1322]

It’s such a treat to see all these old episodes from back in the day. It was always my number one favorite show.

[@xZippy]

Tommy: "I never got to sleep with Erin." Wow, the beautiful, beautiful irony.

[@chriswilliamson564]

I knew Christopher Titus was hilarious, this just proves it.

[@djseifer]

"Dave, cow."

[@ladyanime100]

that doesn't work every time

[@prideaviles5867]

@@ladyanime100 yeah it does

[@sumthingwikked4257]

​@@prideaviles5867"MOOOOOO?"

[@catspasm2004]

Thanks Titus! Really needed this tonight.

[@deannahayat7707]

Mr. Titus, u are the best EVER! Tytyty for posting these!!! Found my most FAVORITEST show EVER👏👏👏💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@TheLastLineLive]

6:01 this monologue is one of my favorites from the show 😂

[@MsSedated]

Thank you so much for uploading these. I have been a fan of your show since it first aired. It's great to see them commercial free and in decent quality again.

[@german2669]

Its like watching my dad in action again. Thanks for the laughs and the feels.

[@georgeoldham64]

when things go from bad, to worse. Dave falls for the cow, 3 times, twice for trying to find them, and hide his face from finding the cows. Tommy gets setting himself set up for butt of the jokes, Erin throws the apple, PAPA Titus says the car is an Old man's car, and you had to turn the bulb to turn off. My stomach hurts from laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@cerpintaxt362]

This one was always one of my favorites

[@jish55]

Sooooo is this potentially giving us the chance to get a new series of Titus?

[@johnny-becker]

We may get a new series but don't count on Stacy Keach returning. He is 79 years old turning 80 in a few months, probably doesn't have the stamina. Even if he is not part of the cast, it will still be great.

[@jish55]

@@johnny-becker Oh I know, if we get a new series, it'd be based most likely on his life after Love is Evol, which means his father's dead, he divorced Erin, had 2 kids, and married a new woman. So we can most likely expect the return of Zack Ward, Cynthia Watros, and possibly David Shatraw (I say possibly because if it's focusing on Titus' new life, then they may have gone on and started living separate lives. With Zack Ward, he could either be a cast regular or show up from time to time, and Cynthia Watros would be needed since she'd still be playing Erin, who is still apart of Chris' life).

[@CutCorners1]

Well, if we manage to get this hundreds of thousands of views, some people might notice and do something about it!

[@johnny-becker]

@@CutCorners1 One can only hope but as far as I know, he (personally) has not responded to one comment so I doubt he even has anything to do with it. Just like fan mail, he probably has a team doing all this and is in no way associated with this channel other than record webcasts.

[@darkecofreak23]

We’re hopeful.

[@danieltull9350]

I like this show because it found a perfect balance between tackling serious subject matters and comedy. It finds the funny in the scary

[@Bernz66]

Have all three seasons on DVD.... love this show!

[@IrishWolf216]

The Titus gun policy. Everyone should have a Gun, and Arm The Children. LoL

[@xZippy]

"Do you _see_ how Hitler got started?"

[@ryanwho4433]

The GOP's new strategy.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

Seems to work in red states. Most of the gun crimes happen in the blue states and in gun free zones. Almost like……criminals don’t obey laws. Weird

[@ryanwho4433]

@@canderoussnurd4265 I can make up shit too about stuff. But sticking to facts is a lot easier.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

@@ryanwho4433 look up the gun crime statistics on the FBI official page. That’s where I got it from.

[@B0MB90]

yoooooo this is still good i remember seeing this show when i was 10/11 years old.. WOW!!!

[@waterbetterthangold1169]

Thanks for the show Mr. Titus. I like these old episodes when every other family show was kind a lame..

[@brienturney756]

Give me more Titus. Loved you before you had a TV show.

[@tracylangsley4064]

This is becoming my daily fix lol love it!!

[@ladyanime100]

I love this show. I miss this show

[@catherinematthew6240]

if had to choose between showing your show or going to jail for going out to get food. Titus your show made me smile when I need it. keep them coming

[@TebowcaT21]

Just discovered this show. Never seen it before but I love it. Hilarious 😂

[@robertcarson141]

Dave cow. Moooo. I still use this to this day

[@Lynthari]

Another upload equals a fun night.

[@deloreanfan81]

" Dave,cow!! " lol

[@fazbadbadri1046]

Mooooooo

[@clanof1144]

for an old ass sitcom its funny as hell. keep it up Titus

[@thehashdude1983]

Yep...in an instant. I'm packaging hash and watching the best show ever.

[@danielstewart7163]

Can i come over, PLEASE?

[@thehashdude1983]

@@danielstewart7163 yep let's smoke some hash and do some some dabs

[@danielstewart7163]

@@thehashdude1983 i remember in the mid 70's when hash oil was pretty common. I had a cousin who drove 20 miles to party with me, said he could out party me and leave me passed out somewhere. I had to shower so i took him into the kitchen and put a nice size hit of hash oil on a spoon and lit the gas stove. It being my house and I'm the host i gave him dibs on the 1st toke. He got a nice hit, i fact we both got 2 hits. As i said i was off to the shower, i put on a double album of Black Oak Arkansas and gave him the album cover to read, for the life of me i can't remember the name. It was the one where you got the ownership of one square inch of heaven in Arkansas. But i digest, i hit the shower and when i came out he was sitting in the chair just staring at the cover. I was primed, ready to wrap one and start cruising, i asked if he was ready to hit the bricks and check for loose chickies. At this point he informed me he was just gonna head home he was done for the night. I was pissed, you drove all that way and you ain't even gonna do a lap around town? He told me he was too fucked up to party any more. I made a few snarky remarks about learning to party with the big boys or stay on the porch. I got him in his car and he left. Didn't see him for couple of weeks but when i did i asked how he'd made it home. As i said it was about 20 miles and usually took 35-40 minutes. He told me it took him two hours to get home. I reach in my pocket and pulled out another vial and asked if he wanted to try again, he came up with about 6 excuses of where he had to be and what he had to do. Which was to basically go sit on a bar stool and drink in a redneck bar where he could swap lies with other pupplings. Damn i loved hash oil, would make ya take back things ya never stole. Long live the 70's PEACE.

[@RESIDENTEVIL1256]

@@danielstewart7163 I fucking love this entire comment thread

[@thehashdude1983]

@@danielstewart7163 i used to use hash as currency. If i went to the liqueur store and knew the clerk...well a bottle and a pack of cigarettes was a couple of grams worth, same with the jack in the box, the car wash, Mexican strip clubs, car stereo guy, car repair guy and well basically anything could be paid for with hash. Heck i still do that shit today. People love free weed. I also make Rosin and with the ridiculous prices on rosin right now in stores it's so easy to be like...well i have couple grams of rosin if you want and they're like holy fuck no way. I also enjoy tricking people into smoking hash. I roll my own cigarettes these days and every cigarette i roll i infuse with hash. No one knows this. So when someone randomly bums a cig from me they have no idea they are about to smoke a shit ton Of hash. Also if I'm passed a bowl of weed and i have my container of Hash on me I'll add some to the bowl before i pass it....always funny to see people use their finger to press down the bowl with hash in it and they get it stuck to their finger and they feel stupid....you've just been hashed by the hash dude.

[@toytund2003]

Have not missed an Episode yet. GOD I MISSED THIS SHOW MORE THAN I THOUGHT. #TITUSLEGEND

[@leostgeorge2080]

Noticing the hooks in back seat head liner. Things no longer on cars. The clothes hanger hooks. Those wore very handy. Miss those days.

[@johnthesportsarchivist2600]

"Where did you get this from anyways? It looks like an old man's car." What Titus should've said: "Surprise! It's your birthday gift, asshole!"

[@greyeaglem]

Old man car for an old man. Happy Birthday Dad.

[@sumthingwikked4257]

This would've been a season finale... With Ken's fist pushed straight through Titus's face.

[@Klikoderat]

Louis CK: "You all need a little laughter, here is my special for only €8,00!" Titus: "You are like a baby. Watch this."

[@sumthingwikked4257]

If I want to watch a Ginger wanker, I'll go two blocks downtown and watch a drunk homeless bum spy into the Adam and Eve store window for an hour.

[@MrDaveyd71]

Thanks Titus for sharing these episodes ... makes the lock-down just a tad bit more bearable.

[@CLuvTV]

Bouncy finger, isn't that what they called you at camp lolol

[@onemorerip6882]

Thanks so much for these daily episodes. When y'all aired alongside Grounded For Life, definitely preferred this one.

[@davidnapierkowski6362]

Great show! Should be a reboot even if it’s just for one season

[@huskerarmament]

I love your gun control idea Titus

[@canderoussnurd4265]

Ah the memories. I used to watch this back when I was in 7th grade. Same kinda background as me. Glad to see it again. The anti gun bits were kinda meh but who cares. It’s free when you didn’t have to do that. Love your stuff dude. Two years ago you helped me get through the lock downs and I’m still laughing today thanks to you.

[@ryat66]

This episode made me realize I saw your standup on a standup show one night. I think you opened by shouting that Louie Anderson (the host at the time) was "drunk off his ass" because he kept getting a previous act's name wrong. Your bit was then largely this episode and as you were leaving, Louie dragged you back to the mic, growling into the mic "Hang on a minute..." leaving me going "Woah. He pissed off Louie Anderson."

[@corrytincher8280]

Greatest show ever

[@G-Unit1111]

"Where are we?" "Somewhere between Mexico and Canada!!!"

[@Safexscape]

Thank you

[@katarinakrnjevic8183]

Many shows copy Titus on some level like: Arrested development, rescue me, shameless, call me Fitz , Bojack Horesmen.

[@kiniburk]

OMG I could do with 4 or 5 more seasons!!!

[@ladylake6730]

Second time around, what a great ride

[@toytund2003]

17:05 DAD'S GONNA BE AN ORPHAN hahahaha

[@johnny-becker]

Another great episode... well done however brick phones? Chatrooms? At least a classic car like the one they were driving aged well.

[@DaManEX1983]

Dave reminds me a lot of Charlie on It's Always Sunny. Especially this episode.

[@jimbradley2232]

You know what i love about being a have not. It's always someone else's fault, and now that I've seen this, it's yours.

[@Justanotherblackman]

4:49

[@jasonusher3824]

Brilliant episode

[@barneyrubble736]

I think I forgot to say Thank You on one of the episodes... I was laughing too hard to breathe. :)

[@TheCommonGentry]

a PERFECT way to end the day :D

[@mrroboshadow]

That "i never got to sleep with Erin" bit hits slightly different now that the reunion episodes are out

[@mizzfit02]

2 in one day. 😍😍😍😍

[@danielstewart7163]

I am a hillbilly and yes i have mooed at cows. Especially if they are close to the road. Get good enuff and they'll answer you.

[@joeprete7424]

Good one!

[@mikepeguero1]

Ilike des episode

[@fishingaintcatching6108]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, again thank you

[@Adam-eb8tp]

Thanks.

[@8437james]

I always did like this show. In this episode, anybody else notice that the tire ramp keeps changing from damaged to badly damaged ? Repeatedly

[@ladylake6730]

Thanks Titus 👍

[@ragingvet390]

oh please tell me this is on dvd i wanna binge the rest

[@gregbutler1557]

Dave b having me during 😂

[@seanoverstreet694]

Dave! Cow!

[@MowjiSukisyo-TheOneAndOnly]

"My next girlfriend is going to be a man." I thought I lost it. Perfect. :)

[@Charles_Bro-son]

That cellphone is almost as old as the car xD

[@jamessharp9790]

Loved this episode then . One of the few times ex wife and I got along

[@devinknox7558]

funny thing is they only found out about the gun because they went to start a fight.

[@devinknox7558]

@O. B. that's why you don't do dumb crap like street race people you don't know. they might be nuts.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

@O. B. he chased them because Dave instigated a fight. The fact that the guy had a gun doesn’t change the fact that they acted like dipshits and escalated a situation that would’ve never happened had they just let it go. Serious dude are you the type of guy that gives someone the finger and then cry’s about how unfair it all is when said guy kicks your ass?

[@canderoussnurd4265]

@O. B. no dude I got your point. It’s just a poor one. Here’s the sequence of events. Titus sees guy blow past him and wants to race him. Erin tells him no Titus capitulated and then when they eventually catch up to him he mocks him for being slow. They pass him. Titus tells dave to flip the guy off. Dave flips the guy off. The guy engages in copy cat mode and rams the tail. Titus and gang pull over with the intention to kick they guys ass. They approach the car two at a time and the guy pulls out the gun and they flee in terror and then he pursues them firing out the window. At any time Titus could’ve let it go but didn’t. He did everything he possibly could wrong and nearly got him, Dave, Tommy and Erin killed over being a jackass. Oh believe me I thing the guy with the gun was a piece of shit too for chasing them with a gun. Once Titus and dave fled the danger was over and he should’ve called the cops to report them but he stepped way the fuck over the line and went all Wasteland Marauder on them. In conclusion, everyone in this situation was wrong but it was initiated by Titus acting like a dickhead because he thought like every bully ever that he could just use his size and numbers to get one up on a guy and then found out that he wrote a check that his ass couldn’t cash. Then complains about gun control as if he didn’t do anything.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

@O. B. mkay…..so you mock me for saying I don’t get what you were saying. Then you mock me for explaining my point by showing the evidence. Youre a very odd duck bud. you sound like a guy who’s never owned a gun. Gun owners don’t look at the world like that at all. In fact most gun owners try to avoid fights and drawing their weapons as when you use a firearm in self defense that firearm is confiscated for an investigation. Meaning you would have to buy another one to replace it which typically runs you $500 for a middle market gun. And as someone who actually owns a firearm I can tell you you don’t know what your talking about because we have to take safety courses before we can carry. We have to pass a background check, have to store our gun in a safe when not in use and if you use your gun you better have a damn good excuse or else you go to prison. We know more about guns and gun laws then you friendo because we have to. That’s the price of being a gun owner. Responsibility. And once again I said and I quote “granted the guy with the gun went way over the line by chasing after them once they ran. The threat was over and it was now his job to call the cops and report them”. He was wrong when he tamed their car and he was wrong to play the copy cat game. But Titus was just as wrong for instigating the fight. Honestly dude I don’t know how you couldn’t follow what I was writing and think I’m defending the guy with the gun who chased them. You have some serious issues if you think I was defending the guy. And please for the love of god actually try hanging out with gun owners instead of looking down your nose at them.

[@canderoussnurd4265]

@O. B. also just a side note but if you pick a fight with someone, the second that they come at you, regardless of weapon, you’ve set the precedent that violence is on the table. You lose the right to bitch about it because you initiated violence in the first place. Pure and simple. Now if you flee or say “okay I’m done dude I’m good sorry I’m leaving” and the guy pursues you then HE is wrong because now he is the aggressor. Once the threat ends it’s your duty to stop. That’s it. Full stop. You don’t pursue. That’s the reason why gun owners hate that piece of shit George Zimmerman for what he did to Trayvon Martin. The kid fled and posed no threat to him at that point. He crossed a line and the only reason why he got off was by a technicality similar to the “well he reached for a dark medal object in his waistband and I thought it was a gun” line of reasoning.

[@blkhemi3925]

I was my fathers designated driver when I was 12. The car? A 1971 Cadillac land-yacht. Are you sure we're not related?

[@mannyq349]

This show is fucking awesome!!!

[@tacticalrusher-ym3wk]

Tituss need have new series even if on KZbin...

[@ThatMissQuin]

Lol Dave's ass chat room. 😅😅

[@ace448]

I think we need a reboot.

[@occamsrazor1285]

21:09 Not in CA. Well....I don't remember when this episode was produced. That may not have been a law yet. So...uh; "CA now has a law banning high capacity magazines. 10 rounds max."

[@sumthingwikked4257]

Learn to aim and conserve ammo then.

[@occamsrazor1285]

@@sumthingwikked4257 You ever been in a fire fight, son? It's not like the movies. And sure, 10 rounds for one assailant is plausible. What about 2? Or 3 assailants? You're expecting me to be Buster Scruggs with a shootin' iron?

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

òfcourse ken titus would use a desert eagle like a MAN

[@mpv8mugambi]

Dave- Cow!

[@michaelstrll]

He Has a Gun

[@tylerkinley268]

"my next girlfriend is gonna be a guy"... Lol

[@BernalAutoStyle]

How dare Titus gift his Dad with a 4 door

[@wayne5553]

And that's why I have a gun for both hands

[@Liiineeepiiieeeceee]

Um dude, one of your specials switched to private just as I was about to watch it... What's up with that?

[@joew8440]

I’m number 2 viewer. Exciting!

[@brienturney756]

Golden Delicious.