Titus • Episode 3 • Dave Moves Out

[@christophertitustv]

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[@83plg]

I will buy front row tickets to your show once the pandemic is over if you come to Canada. I've always wanted to see you perform live. And love your pre-episode intros...hilarious. thank you for making the episodes available on KZbin. Makes staying safe A LOT easier! Stay safe brother!

[@jeremyl345]

I've been looking everywhere for this show anyone know where I cab buy the complete series

[@alisongunther6486]

How TF did this show get cancelled?!

[@jamesmontalvo178]

Thanks for the laughs while we were in lockdown.

[@marcusmazzuca9367]

“Yeah that’s his piece of crap vcr... but the pot is mine!” Best line ever.

[@Harmthuria]

Good one yes, but I prefer; "You must be new here."

[@83plg]

Prefer the pot line! That cracked me up! As well as the look on Chris's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katarinakrnjevic8183]

Titus is one of best 2000s sitcoms that nobody talks about . It's like sitcom version of shameless only without unnecessary characters.

[@static2099]

Most shows have an OK cast with one or two that stand out. This show had an amazing cast across the board with phenomenal chemistry. I don't know how long it should have lasted, but I do know the answer is far more than 3 seasons. Thanks for posting it, Titus. I hope they let you keep going.

[@nikadavise-br9lx]

this is his decades old series.....................ah we were all young, self confident asshats back then............go look up why the series was canceled and learn young one from us oldies..................

[@PIXPromosMore]

"The Pot is Mine" is the best line, but 2nd place goes to "FIND MY TOE, DAMMIT!"

[@babyllama3473]

"Does the perpetrator have any recognizable scars" "Only emotional"

[@agentcoulson4804]

Baby Llama: if emotional scars actually showed up, I would be called in for so many lineups.

[@RFP15]

there's not box for that, i'll just mark other.

[@ghost-lp9cv]

"Christopher Titus, my brother has been arrested" "Who's your brother?" "You most be new here."

[@silverblade357]

That's basically policing in any small town!

[@agentcoulson4804]

3:23 God I love how Stacy Keach’s eyes lit up when he said the line “I had him arrested”. 20 years later, this show is still in the top five funniest shows of all time. Thank you so very much for your uploads!!

[@johndoh4132]

He like the rest of the cast was something real special, may he rest forever in peace 🕯

[@cerpintaxt362]

"Grand theft?! That's a real crime." "And this is a real police station."

[@christinalittleton3771]

"It's not stealing if they're not using it."

[@georgeoldham64]

just when Dave was in the clear...... "He can have his piece of crap VHS, but the pot is MINE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@prideaviles5867]

Moron

[@claymathewselevator8121]

One of my favorite Titus moments ever

[@cerpintaxt362]

"You made me a man." "But you made you an accessory."

[@tec5x5]

Oh man the exploding clown shoe had me in tears laughing so hard

[@Trialwolf]

Same here, has the same effect on me as the cat scene in Christmas Vacation.

[@TheAstroChild]

@@Trialwolf oh shit that reminded me of that scene in Christmas Vacation, I'm in stiches right now! BWAAAHAHAHAHA! =)

[@Tupelo927]

@@TheAstroChild Fried pussycat! 🤣

[@balzer989]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alacritous]

You should get together with everyone and film that ending you said you wanted to do for the series. Once the current issues have subsided, do a gofundme. Hey, it worked for Veronica Mars.

[@chiroptera626]

I'd give some money for that.

[@bisine]

@@chiroptera626 same

[@LouisianaBurns]

But fox owns it..it’s why there’s no revival

[@Alacritous]

@@LouisianaBurns They don't seem to be too concerned about him posting them to KZbin.

[@KatraPlessure]

It happened but it sucked because that Homo Tommy stole Erinn from Titus. Whod have thought the lil homo had it in him.

[@panix6]

I lost most of my Titus DVDs a couple years back and was feeling nostalgic so decided to see if I could find any little clips online. All I have to say is Chris has held up really well and seeing that he's doing all this is really really cool of him

[@panix6]

Count me in for the rest of the ride

[@jessewentz7926]

I have been waiting all day for this to post. I won’t lie, I was getting worried that the first two were just a tease. Thank you fine sir.

[@darklord1wb661]

Felt the same

[@pheonix406]

i seen all of his series when it first came out ...you are in for a royal treat

[@benprewitt4600]

"But those pig valves are only a year old!" I'M DEAD

[@Dalefan100]

Just wanted to thank you for doing your part to try to help keep people from losing their minds. Wish more people were trying to.

[@elihenline6089]

if more celebrities start doing this, make sure and contact them, and be a group with a unified voice that shares the credit for the audience happiness. The unpublished advertisement potential for this is tremendous.

[@TheAstroChild]

TITUS FOR PRESIDENT in 2020! =)

[@carlaorozco5810]

"Honesty...But it is not the way of our people". X)

[@TheAstroChild]

yeah hahaha that had me LOL so hard... =)

[@melissawalker3874]

Thanks for the laughs today. The "Missed a spot" line brought back some memories. Stay safe.

[@Jaydoggy531]

Thank you, Mr. Titus. I still work during this and it's wonderful to come home to some real entertainment. "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" remains one of my all-time favorite pieces.

[@33TimberWolf]

In Detroit there is Exit #69.... for “Big Beaver Rd” (Truth)!

[@agentcoulson4804]

33TimberWolf: when quarantine is over, I say road trip!

[@GRecon1]

Now this is the America I know and love!

[@TheAstroChild]

ROFLMAO! =)

[@krxahfb]

Love this show! It was way ahead of its time and a wonderful chance to let people who grew up in a non traditional family know that its okay.

[@christopherabbott3484]

Thanks for posting your specials and show. It's damn decent of you during these times of people being restricted to homes and not making as much money. I can't speak for everyone, but I appreciate it.

[@davebehaveok]

"Yeah, that's his piece of crap VCR.... but the pot is mine!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skylarmccloud4080]

IKR 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FyreandYce]

So glad to have found you online, have not seen the show in years. Love the show when it first came out and still love it now

[@DavidRichardson153]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Same

[@wolveraza9896]

DUDE... YOU ROCK... I miss this show. Considering your ability this is the BEST thing you can do to help people NOT be idiots and stay in... THANK YOU MAN. Also GREAT job using Stacy Keech he was PERFECT .

[@lambknot]

"How long are you gonna throw that in my face!?" Literally 30 seconds earlier lol

[@Artimage84]

So glad to have this accessible to the public again. I've had the DVDs for ages, but I can't just broadcast those. *LOL*

[@jarvischurch1922]

I used to love this show when I was a kid. Thanks, Titus!

[@DrX_1030]

This show was amazing. Used to own it on DVD, glad to see it online!

[@Drakeith]

I own this show, all seasons and I'm definitely gunna be keeping up with this!! Love this show! Hands down one top my favorite shows❤👍keep it up as long as you can!

[@Drakeith]

Please do another anniversary episode on the podcast! I loved the first one, definitely bring Patrick and zac back for the stacy episode if you're able!

[@mikeredline27]

Just don't do the Jackson Browne story about the show to him.. lol

[@erice.marvinjohnson820]

Mr. Keach looks like he was always having fun in every episode. I miss this show.

[@ineedmoneysp]

Another hilarious episode of a great show.

[@albertosotelo9969]

This brings so many great memories, when I was in junior high, Sundays afternoon I could not wait to watch Titus... cheers from Mexico!

[@roberthickey1107]

Thank you brother, for just being kind and sharing your gift with the world. 😜

[@randomaggie6455]

Thanks so much for lifting our spirits at this awful time. You a comedic genius!

[@jeremyblackmouth3323]

When we were all teenagers, we would all steal a sign that said Penal Code without a second thought

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or Exit 69, or Dangerous Curves, or Slippery When Wet.

[@DMarshall1960]

My friends stole Bob's Big Boy statue......twice

[@fishingaintcatching6108]

Mr. Christopher Titus, thank you, thank you thank you!!!

[@milenko069]

Keep posting them and ill keep watching.

[@monaallsopp7698]

Thanks Titus for putting these up. One of my favorite shows when it was on TV.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

So glad I purchased the whole series when it came out. Today maybe a ‘Titus’ marathon. 🎉💃

[@thehashdude1983]

Don't stop I'm introducing your show to my co-workers and I've never seen them laugh harder. I love that i grew up on this in real time. Put all episodes at once. Jk keep fucking with me.

[@claudiaw9246]

Man, no filler -- just as fresh and funny as it was the first time I saw it! Many thanks for sharing the laughs, they are much appreciated during this never-ending plague.

[@djsosonut]

Love this show. I used to buy the dvds and give them out as gifts.

[@Stephanie_S_777]

I love this show! My dad was a cop and a drunk. But he was a good guy at heart. Your show always made me smile! Thank you for putting these up! We all need it!

[@t.johnson2966]

😊 Thank you so much! Stay safe world!!!

[@LindaB651]

Thanks Chris- loved your show when it aired, loving it still!

[@PoeticProse7]

Titus, I have been looking forward to today's episode all day! Now that I'm home from work it's time to get my daily fix! No, seriously, after everything we put up with in 'essential positions' this helps fix about 65% of the daily emotional damage. You're like comedic Vitamin C!

[@TheAstroChild]

TITUS FOR PRESIDENT in 2020! =)

[@kiniburk]

That withering look Erin gives. I can feel it through the screen. 😆

[@johnny-becker]

You should consider bringing back Zach, David, Cynthia and Stacy for a reunion gathering on this channel. Also consider bringing in real life Tommy, Dave and Erin if you have contact with them for a side by side comparison. I would also include your real life dad but I know he has passed on.

[@ChozoSR388]

Never got to watch this as it aired; mom didn't want me "repeating things" lol To be fair, I probably would have.

[@gille885]

Me and my dad still repeat lines from this show.

[@ChozoSR388]

@@gille885 Yeah, but my problem was, I repeated things at inappropriate times lol I was young _and_ Asperger's socially inept.

[@TheAstroChild]

@@ChozoSR388 Shit I have Aspberger's too and an eidetic memory and some things/lines I've seen/heard on this show so far are stuck FOR ALL TIME hahahhahahha..... TITUS FOR PRESIDENT in 2020!! =)

[@kevinmeyers7821]

"But the pot is mine!" That line stuck with me since I first saw that episode when I was a teenager. Thanks Titus!

[@StarOasis26]

@ 16:23 the crosshairs on the beer and the gear sound following it, LOL.. Was such a great show!!!

[@LordDouglas83]

You are hands down my one of my top 3 comedians. Thanks for doing this. It is getting me through this little by little.

[@bundtybuns]

This is great brother. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know about your TV show until recently. I have to say its helping with my depression. It's almost like I'm getting part of my youth back that I didn't know I lost. Thank you. Semper Fi.

[@erwinelf23]

By far one of the best episodes

[@051adam]

You're an awesome dude sir!!!

[@CommanderOfClits]

I'm in tears. I forgot how hilarious this show was. I haven't laughed so much in years 😂

[@Am21Cards84]

Another episode I love! Yes, so glad you're doing this! Keep safe Titus, Rae, family & friends!

[@VHFonFire]

Omg, I still quote “I have laundry!” to this day. Loved this show

[@daveritchie1726]

[@pheonix406]

bless you my cutie....always loved your show i wish it would come back ...i love your sense of humor i can relate GOD BLESS YOU!!

[@tamsuemomwife]

Freaking awesome Titus , was reminded of your show today and when i searched the only way I could find it online was from a place (here) that you , actually you ... are uploading the episodes. Freaking mindblowing man ... loved it when it first aired and still do ! Thank you!

[@972grimmjow]

I wanna watch this guy do standup in person

[@xLogikBomb]

I saw him live a couple times in Wisconsin. Dude is phenomenal. Both shows were incredible, and Titus could really work the crowd. After the shows he even stayed to say hi in person to everyone that showed. The line to see him was basically the whole audience. Must have taken him a couple hours to do. He didn’t have to do any of that, but he did. And we all loved him for it. He took pictures with us, smiled, signed autographs, all free with the price of the show. His shows have always gone the extra mile, and I can’t recommend them highly enough. After this whole pandemic is done and we can all go out again, do yourself a favor and catch him live. So worth it.

[@Dyspareunic]

I have seen him multiple times and Titus has always killed it. He's an excellent showman, do yourself a favor, keep an eye on his touring schedule and catch a show. You'll not regret it.

[@mikeredline27]

You don't know what you're missing if you've never seen him do stand-up.. and I dare you to be the heckler lol

[@TheAstroChild]

@@mikeredline27 heheheheheheheh... "I dare you to be the heckler" hehehhe Titus would EAT HIM ALIVE muaahahahah. =)

[@rachaelramirez9867]

I saw him when he came to Houston's Improv. Amazing comedian and fantastic guy to meet in person!!

[@debbietrudeau5866]

Oh man 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd forgotten how funny this show was. I honestly laughed out loud a few times with this one!! Thanks for the upload 👍👍

[@elihenline6089]

You Rock, Titus! Thank you, and stay safe!

[@richardmountz3865]

Only three episodes and already running on eight cylinders... Mind BLOWN...

[@claymathewselevator8121]

You are tearing apart a loving family, haha thank you Tommy that was tension breaker 🤣

[@5thsgamingreplays518]

Shows over boys!! And the wrench dropped which sounds like a cop car windshield breaking.

[@MackRangerPower]

That noise Keach makes when Erin walks up to the window always slays me.

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Rewatching from the beginning and it's insane how perfect the casting of Keach was when you look up the real Ken Titus.

[@shanepye7078]

Still love this show! Thank you Chris!!

[@YazanGharaibehzex]

"The Power of Love" .. Rofl

[@christopherpfleegor4447]

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@gou0630]

I forgot how funny this show was I m so glad found it again thanks for the uploads.

[@joshuacoomer4955]

Grew up watching the show and binge watching stand up brought me back lol. Thank you lord for dysfunctional family time.

[@corrytincher8280]

Greatest show ever

[@youngdabi8514]

I love your content please keep doing this you make my day

[@UselessRequest]

This show was awesome!! In these times where half of new shows are reruns, based on comics or plain crap; there should be a Season 3. Imagine! Funeral, divorce, raise to success again! Drama, comedy, romance and more. Its half written already!

[@StarWarriorCentral]

Best part: -We can reminisce about the time you threw your boys in jail. -(Literally standing in the police station) HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO THROW THAT IN MY FACE???

[@ellenbarriga451]

Loved that he put these out, the seasons I have are in storage for the moment and for now; until I move again. And have missed this show, anticipating watching the reunion episode.

[@peterezekiel6174]

So happy you're uploading these old episodes. Loved this show, and your stand up. Keep up the good work. Be well.

[@CLuvTravels]

Ain't that sweet, two brothers joined at the wussy

[@jasongustafson2691]

This was one of my favorite sitcoms ever. I was so bummed when it got canceled.

[@kellytrimble7019]

I never missed this show when it was on! It’s still brilliant 😂 Thanks SO MUCH for sharing it with us again! ❤

[@panchoperfulcro8708]

Awesome show! Back when you could make fun of everything XD This was the shit!

[@dalebird881]

Just want to say I appreciate what you're doing in this time. Keep being awesome Titus!

[@76Pou]

😂😂😂 Thank you, Mr. Titus!

[@dunetiger]

I just wanted to say that this is absolutely one of my favorite shows of all time and I try to get it in front of as many people as I can. I had no idea you were uploading the whole series! This is amazing stuff! Your show was way ahead of its time and it's a massive shame it got cancelled. You were the only ones showing us that the world isn't all neatly-packaged laugh-and-credits-roll moments and since it was so personal, it had a real authenticity to it. Glad you made it and I hope you're doing well!

[@sherierodrigues1569]

I have not laughed this much in ages. I love these people. Thank you.

[@nyatohayashi3437]

Such a good series! First time watching it and i love it. Thank you for posting them!

[@jetshadowcrow]

Thanks for helping keep humor levels up. And the best way for me to show my new wife why you're my favorite comedian.

[@JJoesphD3]

Thank you for this. It's nice to watch this and have a laugh. With everything being crazy it's nice to laugh and have a good time.

[@fieryeurochick3194]

This is the funniest episode. They’re all terrific but this one is the absolute funniest all the way through.

[@Ozz465]

Once again Titus and Fam , thx for putting these out when you did . good times

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Look at me I’m fighting crime 😂

[@jeepgirljody]

Happy to have your comedy right now Christopher - thank you

[@edregan3025]

Cant thank you enough for releasing the series!

[@antonioalvarado99]

@christophertitustv you are awesome. Thank you for bringing a smile to my family and I during this time.