TMI Vlog With Emma Blackery!

[@LAKster]

every few years this pops back up in my reccomended video's and every time it does it's still gold

[@KurisuNo1]

Yes

[@d3lta58]

YES!

[@joep359]

I just keep coming back to it :) Reminds me of simpler times

[@BraedonLytle]

Facts

[@Eridu]

yep

[@MrDjwestie]

Dan could honestly be a stand up comedian, the rate, speed and quality of his jokes are just amazing

[@internetdumbass]

+MrDjwestie *ahem* heavy editing *ahem*

[@lukebotha194]

He did say he spends two hours in the shower thinking up jokes.

[@spookcannot3967]

+MrDjwestie 6:00 i thought we were supposed to insult him

[@watersheepsson1722]

MrDjwestie ::):::::))8))))8:

[@jahpolley]

You know you've watched this many times when you start saying the answers when Dan does.

[@noahbuck2023]

that is exactly it

[@ameliewoodhouse5135]

Yessss

[@milestiller665]

+AmelieIsOffline demma videos are the best

[@loganrobinson7599]

No you know you've watched to much nerd cubed when your laugh has started sounding like his and you have started making his jokes :D

[@levanarchy]

me

[@anonymous-yr8ck]

Greenish purple is the colour of magic!!

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Also potato

[@KuraIthys]

(hurts brain using actual logic) Wait... Wait. If purple is red and blue, and you add green to it... Isn't that basically, white? 0_o XD

[@timx2222]

KuraIthys It's octarine.

[@KuraIthys]

timx2222 octarine is the colour of magic. But I don't recall it ever being described as greenish purple. XD

[@furret500]

KuraIthys Its was described as greenish-purple in 'The Colour of Magic', at least I'm fairly sure that it was. -Edit- It is indeed octarine, it only appeared as greenish-purple to Rincewind.

[@MrMattaiusify]

He has such amazing comedic timing. He could seriously be a comedian.

[@arthurferridge9446]

Knight Pug I mean technically...

[@gakulon]

THUR15 He's basically doing themed comedy specials every time he makes a video

[@EightThreeEight]

A comedian is defined as "a person who seeks to entertain an audience by making them laugh." Dan does that regularly with his KZbin videos. Therefore he is, by definition, a comedian.

[@metadata4255]

@@EightThreeEight they meant stand-up

[@ginge641]

@@metadata4255 Yeah, he's stood up in the video.

[@Hikarmeme]

Dan would be the best dad, he knows all the dad jokes

[@zedshrooms3582]

Would he become the new Dadcubed if he had children?

[@Hikarmeme]

Zed Shrooms He'd be dadcubed and dadcubed would be grandcubed

[@ToqTheWise]

Hikari Or dadcubed, nerdcubed, and babcubed!

[@stopthesanity1674]

+Toq The Wise ... That would be the most boring videos ever...

[@ToqTheWise]

StopTheSanity Good point. But the name works!

[@Mameyaro]

If Dan went up to my face and shouted "LOVE ME", you know what I probably would.

[@joeyeverts4967]

Alexander Bye fuck you dan is asom bich

[@alexanderbye5046]

joey everts I know but it might just be the shock of such a pretty face just appearing in front of you you might need to react. AND flailing your arms works pretty well to make people who walk up to you walk away (QUICKLY).

[@trash2127]

***** your pic goes so well with that statement

[@megamuffin175]

RedRiddleMalfoy XD

[@tomerhanan3501]

Sput in his eye and eat his tongue?

[@justinwalters2237]

Holy shit 8 years ago i was a dumb kid now I’m a father damn thank you Daniel for being in my life for so long and still to this day making my days better

[@ginge641]

Bruh how do you go from being a kid to a parent in only eight years?

[@Kira02683]

@@ginge641 anything under 18 is a kid at least in the US

[@ginge641]

@@Kira02683 who

[@spray2816]

In my recommended in 2019.....KZbin showing what once was the glory days

[@KurisuNo1]

Ikr

[@oliverrevill2685]

I'm the same for 2020 old but gold

[@sans-yo7fg]

Imagine that

[@peterbaum9367]

For all thos who don't know: greenish purple is the "Colour of Magic" in the Discworld-books by Sir Terry Pratchett.

[@jackgross9223]

6:40 fills me with joy every single time. You have no idea how many times I’ve stolen this exact joke

[@DarkRifterDesigns]

6 years later and recommended videos bring back the best

[@misterbiscuitbarrel]

I find it hilarious how he measures both his height and weight in Emma Blackeries.

[@patrickvaughan3050]

What, you don't?

[@harveymahon8273]

I do

[@Willeboii717]

harvey mahon everybody does

[@halogensarefun8674]

Emma Blackery is actually a base SI unit. It translates into 40 kgs.

[@hal3667]

Tanzeem Masood why is your picture me

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

"Last person you kissed?" Emma: "Kiss me and die." Dan: :(

[@pixelsthered]

More like Dan: :D

[@stephenchristian3300]

More like Dan: :D Edit: I cannot recall why I wrote the exact same thing....

[@tomridders52]

When Emma says die you can tell she's from east london

[@CritRock]

Dat 390

[@notConga]

DEMMA CONFIRMED!!!

[@AlexLee-dc2vb]

Back when I loved each of their channels more than anything else in this world, oh how things have changed😭

[@Snaily]

I knew Dan's humour had some influence on my humour, but I'd never realised until recently just how much of his style I've adopted.

[@seandouglas797]

Same

[@Albert_YTC]

Snaily I started watching dan when I was 10 so I was heavily influenced by him But for some reason his swearing didn’t rub off on me

[@samuelcurtis231]

The fact that I still quote this video to this day amazes me

[@krysisblade1734]

"It makes my chest vibrate" Dniel Hardcastle: getting all the ladies since some whenever he was born. Lets go with 1982. Yeah, that totall5 sounds right

[@scuti2595]

I'm think he was born in 1989, but I'm not sure.

[@SleebyRise]

+Thwallace! You just copied the reply directly above you

[@mariosonicboom123]

+Thwallace He posted a month earlier.

[@mariosonicboom123]

***** Somebody who is created when you type on a phone too quickly.

[@mariosonicboom123]

***** SCIENCE

[@SlyCoopergraff]

This video spawned my frequent use of the word "Mreasts"

[@MrWjb55]

Connor Lane I still do till this day

[@nerdlantis5490]

Same

[@ocupersgmail]

i read this 6 times, and 5 of those times, I read "Mreasts" as 'miss-reets' and i haven't a scooby as to why

[@adamchmielewski6162]

I read this as mr easts

[@averin5193]

without fail to this day. gotta get the energy behind it too, otherwise you didn't do it right

[@DC4260Productions]

Dan always sounds like he's about to laugh himself silly. He'd make a great stand-up comedian.

[@zellbi]

I've seen this video a million times and I will probably never stop.

[@319Velociraptor]

Emma: Something you miss? Everyone: THE INTROOOO!!!

[@gadgetpotato1975]

Were they a couple or something?

[@onim2645]

hey the intro is back

[@milaanna444]

Every year this goes into my recommendations and I’m not complaining

[@georgekinniburgh1057]

Still their best video

[@wowzaers1101]

i remember when this came out, i used to watch it like once a week. it’s brilliant, these two together are brilliant

[@Level-xk6bn]

I almost shit my pants when Dan yelled "LOVE ME!"

[@seth7523]

Can We reboot doctor who staring dan and emma?????

[@stopthesanity1674]

YES PLEASE!

[@paytenbrown2605]

Dan would be the best doctor he would sonic screwdriver everything!!!

[@avahxnley685]

+Payten Brown no because h would hack steam and delete farming simulator. In fact yes make him the docter

[@sans8946]

OMFG YEA

[@ryanfakename251]

PLEASE

[@charissummerill9135]

6 years and i still love this colab........

[@kaiju833]

Its very good

[@mariosonicboom123]

Press 3 repeatedly, now Dan's doing the chicken dance while Emma bobs her head to the music.

[@miamorello5237]

+mariosonicboom123 XD

[@alderstifen7738]

Press 4 repeatedly. Don't even know what they're doing.

[@christianlesurfmusic]

"It was written in the stars that a KZbinr would come forth and revolutionise how things work; that KZbinr was...Pewdiepie and I followed in his footsteps!"

[@aasmund_ks6369]

Two and a half bloody years ago. Time flies by.

[@otto482]

aasmund_ks more now

[@ArcadianFps]

And more

[@Mev-ni2mi]

Ah, how odd to be back here. things have changed so much, its good to look back every once in a while.

[@milesclaussen3689]

How is this video eight years old, I watched this when it came out I feel so old. I miss him so much

[@heatherspill5817]

I'm sorry I don't speak youth. I literally died 😂😂😂

[@Minecraftandlotsmore]

If you literally died how could you be typing this

[@heatherspill5817]

+MarkPlaysGames I'm skilled!!! 😊😊😊

[@shannon655]

What does otp actually mean?

[@heatherspill5817]

+Shannon Goatcher One true pairing

[@PromptedHawk]

What does One true pairing mean? I am youth and I still don't speak it. it's a weird language.

[@CommodoreBlitzTheOriginal]

Ya, still one of the best videos on yt

[@elixer2632]

I remember watching this the day it dropped. I was 12 years old. I'm now 21.

[@xjaspax]

im now 24 oh god take me back

[@kilobucket]

i'm 20 now :,)

[@Netex-Shop]

30 😢

[@chantalwalton4886]

I became a fan of Dan because of Emma. I love you both. Thank you for existing.

[@Rachel98246]

I don't understand the River joke, but I still found it funny! xD

[@theufua]

He loves Doctor Who, and there's a character named River Song. What's your favorite Song? River

[@Rachel98246]

Skele- Kitty Oh, thank you! :D

[@theufua]

Debra Wood No problem.

[@minejumper.666]

because ponds don't exist in the forrest so the word was never invented

[@Timfamy]

it's river song

[@silveryamaha8516]

Almost four years later. Still amazing.

[@donmaggi]

2019 anyone? 2 things I miss, "hello procrastiners" and Emma Blackberry. Good times!

[@potatosordfighter666]

I still remember nearly every answer. I don't think I'll ever forget this video.

[@iepineapple]

Alright mates, Green is a base colour in hexcode right? Purple is blue and red correct? combine these to get 1G; 1R; 1B which is a slightly off black.... HIS FAVOURITE COLOUR IS ONE OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

[@MyBlogsTV]

Pineapple it's a reference to hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

[@iepineapple]

I know, Which is why it's more funny.

[@danimrod3417]

Illuminati confirmed.

[@thegamingwhovian8247]

Actually, it's closer to octarine, the colour of magic in the Discworld novels, described as 'a sort of greenish-yellow-purple'.

[@userPrehistoricman]

It's similar to the difference between turquoise and greenish blue.

[@triadack4750]

This videos been out 5 years ive watched 4 times yet it is still recommended to me.

[@ChilliusVGM]

this man is who i get my humor style from

[@calgooch2480]

Same

[@Legionausarius]

These were happier times..

[@thatderp3247]

3:00 to this day this is still my favourite quote. “There’s no point being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes”

[@johnny141093]

I know it's not coming back but I miss Demma so much

[@jlust6660]

When she asked the fysical fight question I couldn't help thinking of hobits are normally nice!

[@shandiemann6934]

I've seen this video 7 times at least, but it's still popping up in my recommend, four years later...

[@KrischKrisch]

I love this... it's been 6 years...

[@Mac-1Media]

Wow this just popped up for me again 9 years later

[@starghezer3602]

He's 1.2Eb And 3Eb Somehow

[@MrHws5mp]

Hmm, well if assume that he's 1.2Eb wide and thick as well tall, then he has a volume of about 1.7 Eb-cubed and yet he weighs 3 Eb. The only logical conclusion is that he's nearly twice as dense as she is.....hmmmmm

[@shroommushington9046]

he is 1.2 Eb tall and weighs 3Eb, thats not hard to understand

[@finalferret]

Sam Kirby His legs are ridiculously fat, you just never see them.

[@mattbethell2155]

What's the show he sang?

[@shroommushington9046]

"the big show"

[@McgeeKid101]

My god I’m glad this was in my recommended. I missed NC, thanks for all the childhood memories Dan

[@adammullarkey4996]

5:00 But Dan, was it a sad onion?

[@thatguy2454]

0-3 sad onions.

[@adammullarkey4996]

that guy No, he said it was "an onion". :) (ps: I know what you meant.)

[@andrewwjs]

+MCraze RRedrunner I literally read that as it happened.

[@mcrazeprizefighter7060]

***** lol someone needs to make that a vine/funny clip

[@mcrazeprizefighter7060]

That's the best part of this thing

[@officiallyanthony]

As much as I love Nerdcubed now I do and always will miss this Nerdcubed.

[@Ultimatro]

Me: hey I've already seen this video before, can you get it out of my recommended? KZbin: No, I don't think I will

[@Chan-qb6os]

I love how when he was asked his relationship with the last person he texted his answer was Emma Blackery

[@officialdinodoestuff]

Meanwhile, the bowl of petunias thought, "Oh no, not again."

[@mapletreemon4834]

XD

[@OfficiallyBecky]

Alan Alda is an amazing actor. Made me fall in love with MASH

[@l.christopher1844]

Dan reminds me of a muppet with all his random sporadic movements all the time

[@milestiller665]

LOVE ME! That is the best chat up line in existence

[@lilweetabix9137]

I come back here often

[@ihatecheese623]

OTP- our toilet paper

[@ebolaegg3183]

Oatmeal Tequila Pie

[@ihatecheese623]

FlufferHD Rants and Stuff sounds delicious

[@ebolaegg3183]

David Smith I know right.

[@IchibansBeefBowl]

Octopus Traping Party

[@ihatecheese623]

+Izzy Pie *clap clap clap clap * yes

[@Hoops132]

Well I’ve come back to greatness I miss these days

[@zedshrooms3582]

This made me think... Do KZbinrs technically work for Google considering Google owns KZbin?

[@jackbarnes7626]

+Zed Shrooms The answer is yes. They technically do work for Google.

[@theilluminati8635]

Smh

[@Wrench626]

+Zed Shrooms Well... I know the Yogscast technically (by ownership of Maker Studios which owns the Polaris Network of which the Yogscast is a part of) work for Disney...

[@Commandelicious]

+Jack O'Brien No, technically they are self-employed. And google/youtube doesn't pay all youtubers. Depending on your MCN or other contract.

[@hannahdarling3854]

+Luke Fletcher Whoop Yogscast! Yeah! etc I should stop now

[@kaiju833]

I miss these times

[@hizmolishcabob]

IVE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TINES AND I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT DAN SAID WHEN TALKING ABOUT PEWDIEPIE

[@roundhousetrainspotting]

5 years on and it's still funny.

[@Para1122]

This video still makes me laugh.

[@starkiller6238]

You know youve watched this too much to the point where you can sleep to this and still see the video in your sleep

[@myckeli]

Question 43 I am dying -What instruments do you play? -I plaaayyy... the spoon -You mean spoons? -No!

[@Quillenny]

Memories. This makes me so happy.

[@wowzaers1101]

i said my favorite color was greenish-purple for SO LONG, no one ever got it

[@DeeJayLilStack]

"If you take it out a ran you'd whistle." - Dan, 2013

[@DUTTY245]

I miss these days

[@Sinqeez]

watching this in 2024 to tickle that part of my brain that needs childhood nostalgia. This is everything

[@themadman3438]

This reminds me of simpler times, when I was happier, and when the world was less depressing to me because the veil that covered reality had yet to lift from my perception.

[@JackDemonXD]

every few years I return, and when I return I get filled with laughter

[@thecaulkster6542]

Same here

[@Auraborias]

Why are you sorting by new on a old video from the 2010’s?

[@theshosher]

Thanks for recommending this again

[@CodeAndGin]

Greenish purple, otherwise known as octarine

[@Crystal_Gear]

+TheHalbain pfft. Nerd

[@clopity1140]

+TheHalbain ...otherwise known as the colour of magic

[@fairguinevere666]

Finally someone pointed that out.

[@PureOctarine]

What?

[@cretbo2404]

Holy shit on just realised that, I new i had heard somewhere

[@kezzaa0049]

3:43 has been my screensaver for the past 3 and a half years...thank you nerd3

[@Dumpweed971]

I really miss you guys. If you had combined forces you could have conquered the world.

[@NexisTube]

2019 and still watching this, :)

[@ranger3gaming677]

50th time watching this and still funny

[@TheHumanEwok]

Back in my recommendations

[@destinationunknown8373]

"ever in a physical fight." Well... he's inside the house too much I think xD

[@AmanXzGaming]

2:20 its been 10 years and I've watched this video more times than I can count, and I only just got the River Song joke

[@fantoonstic]

*sees Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World poster* *hits like button so hard the screen cracks*

[@bstewart8891]

i know some of these off by heart, i mouthed along to a few of them as he said them, past nerdcubed was the best

[@el_trazo]

#relationshipgoals

[@celeryjuice210]

TThey're not a couple

[@el_trazo]

I know, I'm not a twat.

[@wiserfinder2637]

LoganTrz I hope you're not a pregnant goldfish, I'M GLAD

[@el_trazo]

Wiser Finder Are you sure you know what twat means?

[@el_trazo]

I know but I dont think Wiser does

[@hetakey227]

Eating Quality Street and it reminded me of this video. Jokes are still amazing

[@douchbaggins415]

7 years later, I still don't know wtf is OTP

[@VenoBeatz]

One True Pairing

[@SecretAgentDharun]

I LOVE THE SCOTT PILGRIM POSTER AHHHH

[@EchoGamesJr]

Almost three years later this video is still the funniest EVER (in my opinion) LMAO

[@norochmusic]

dude, love the dr who and wrestling references :D excited for the new series gutted its not august but september!

[@omercinar6693]

Did You know that there is an actual song from the Doctor Who Soundtrack called, "River Song"

[@noahlawson3474]

god this is classic nerd cubed, the sandlot of nerdcubed, the best shit

[@MY735TV]

2024 anyone?

[@BLANK-mb8zw]

Nope 2025

[@timington87]

10 years later !