TMM Watches The T7 Endings For The First Time... Dear God

[@clearspira]

The timeline of Paul: Tekken 1: Badass who put his fist through a brick wall. Tekken 2: Badass who put his fist through the remains of a cliff. Tekken 3: Badass on a motorbike who got a speeding ticket. Tekken 4: Fallen badass who remembers that he is still a badass. Tekken 5: Comic Relief badass (Come 'ere ya aliens!) Tekken 6: Clumsy Ass. Tekken 7: Ass.

[@ZerothMask]

@WellFishSticks at least Hwoarang is consistent? Also, they were military, if I remember correctly.

[@AlexBelte3002]

@@ZerothMask yes, it was the Korean army actually

[@ZerothMask]

@WellFishSticks yeah. He was a member of the Korean military, but abandoned his duties to enter the tournament? Because I remember the soldier saying something along the lines of: "Desertion is an act punishable by court martial."

[@RinrinFran]

Tekken 8: Dumbass

[@LuckiSir]

Dear Namco, Thank you for keeping K-pop kicks and UK Boxer consistent

[@victorpurificacao2855]

Gigas is so low tier that he even lost to generic soldier

[@JJEHUTYY]

a story mode soldier at that

[@shenelljohnson74]

How? LMAO

[@kilink9599]

He just could have punched him... but no! He has to yeet himself off the building like an idiot... Great ending in my opinion!!

[@liamroberts1458]

@@kilink9599 That's probably him starting to break free of his programming, though. Gigas is supposed to be Katarina's foster dad or something (she was an angry teen who was orphaned, and he taught her how to fight, I think), hence why their endings connect.

[@SaltedMallows]

I was surprised Gigas had story at all, and that he actually was a person with sentimental connections to anyone let alone Katarina

[@jatabo1574]

Budget for the Mishima´s bloodline story: 99% Budget for the rest of the characters´ stories:1%

[@TwoSevenX]

This is literally true.

[@LuckiSir]

That one percent is probably Steve

[@BEER-OTFG]

Jatabo Budget for the gameplay: 99% Budget for the mishima story: 00,9% Budget for the character episodes: 00,1%

[@VillainessAO]

That's the way it should be, I only give two shits about characters that are important to the storymode

[@BEER-OTFG]

Aminah Orrie there should be a perfect balance like in tekken 4 endings were very great

[@MrBranh0913]

Nina got more character development in Steve's ending than her own

[@crazybro2130]

0/10 -Not enough awkward smiling Kazuya's.

[@ReapingRose115]

How to make everyone irrelevant: Tekken 7 endings

[@mistashadow]

Tekken 7 story in general does that.

[@cosmedcarton]

everyone is irrelevant...except Lili Because she has a shitty ending, she makes Eliza ending shitty too and she also shits on Asuka Ending so im glad Namco never buffed that annoying french mannequin

[@conradojavier7547]

Also Kazuya & Heihachi Matters.

[@ikervega0116]

If your not Kazuya, Heihachi,Jin, Akuma youre irrelevant in tekken 7

[@warrencaelum9536]

@@cosmedcarton lmao just say you're salty with barbie girls and go, no need to be pressed about it💀

[@kxnggeppetto]

Paul's ending is paradox. The character who's the most liked, when you look at his usage rate, is the most hated in his own universe

[@Vaygon]

Nobody likes Paul, the game.

[@bruhman3649]

Nobody liked playing Paul lol. I can almost guarantee you, people who play Paul either play him cause he’s broken, or don’t care either way. Usage rate doesn’t equate to how much a character is liked

[@Neogears1312]

@@bruhman3649 I’ve played him since tekken 2. I’ve mained him since 3 after they killed off my main in 2. So no people do love playing Paul. He’s a fun mix up character with an incredible grab game. He’s also a character with great lore before 5. Plenty of people love Paul.

[@bruhman3649]

@@Neogears1312 You like him because he’s easy to play and requires no skill. I wasn’t counting you people when I was saying “People don’t like Paul,” Because people like you are either flat out dumb or bat shit insane.

[@FW3266]

@@bruhman3649 '''Oh you like Paul you dumb lol''

[@v_angel2854]

Thank god this game has good gameplay. Imagine if it didnt.... It could be the last tekken.

[@SylarGKIW]

But it's still bad story endings. Tekken 5 HAD BOTH good story following AND gameplay. Like, main storyline, and sub-story of "Devil Within".

[@v_angel2854]

@@SylarGKIW That's why it is one of the most succesful tekkens.

[@sirlimen333]

LarsJunFan Oleg Troitskii Devi within was kind of cancer.

[@twistednightmare1363]

game play is pretty shallow in all honestly. If you compare it to any of its rival games.

[@vegaspony]

@@twistednightmare1363 eleborate

[@AlexBelte3002]

They're not endings to me, but just some sorts of interludes like stage 4 and 7/8 in Tekken 5. And not even good ones for some of them.

[@lincebizantino1177]

Tekken 5 Interludes > Tekken 7 Endings

[@claudeyaz]

They basically made all the American idiots o.0 and jokes

[@PrimordialKrishna]

There’re

[@AlexBelte3002]

@@PrimordialKrishna woops, nice one. The french guy that i am is in shame right now...

[@conradojavier7547]

Lee, Jin, Lars, Alisa, Kazuya, & Heihachi don't get one.

[@kkrayne135]

I just want T4's story and atmosphere back so bad..

[@Sephivoiceactor]

As do I

[@LINKchris87]

For real man.

[@TheEGGDRAGOON]

Zzzzzzzz (I'm not praying Tekken 7 endings tho)

[@MuhammadAli-fj8qh]

And stages..m

[@Vaygon]

me too

[@memebump7612]

I hope in game cut scenes taking place in the games stages dont become the norm. It's so lazy. I miss the fully animated CGI endings.

[@hugopacheco3575]

Well, it seems like tekken 7 had a much smaller budget comparing to tekken tag 2... It is not an excuse, but it should be considered.

[@keytoc8094]

@@hugopacheco3575 if that is real, then the answer is so simple ttt2 was a complete failure that they cut cut off budgets from t7. Hope they see the success of t7 and create better story driven t8

[@scorpioigor]

@@hugopacheco3575 If that's the case, I honestly would have preferred comic-book style endings with actual content, similarly to what they had been doing in Tekken 4, 5, and 6.

[@hugopacheco3575]

@@keytoc8094 TTT2 was a failure! Too much investment and too little return. It only sold 1.5 million copies across all platforms. Tekken 7 has already surpassed 4 million sales with a much smaller budget. I also hope that they develop tekken 8 a bit more. What made this game was the gameplay, without a doubt.

[@hugopacheco3575]

@@scorpioigor Sem dúvida que o melhor tekken em termos de história foi o 4. Não é preciso grande coisa em termos de animação, bastando uma história coerente e minimamente interessante. No entanto, sabe-se que os jogos de combate não são conhecidos pelas suas histórias extremamente desenvolvidas...

[@fiend415]

The eddy ending almost made me punch my screen

[@rossanderson4156]

Yeah that's actually the best ending

[@fiend415]

@@rossanderson4156 are you serious?

[@Kizzainpleh]

The noooo with the meme-quality Eddy face topped it off

[@MrTehWurld]

@@fiend415you really think all those shitty boring endings are better? At least that one has some personality and entertainment value

[@rossanderson4156]

@@fiend415 eddy a simp 😂

[@MrTehWurld]

*20 seconds of silence* Someone wrote that ending.... *More silence*

[@Jabermania]

XD

[@a12ja34r]

@ThatGuyWithGlasses lmao just as I read this comment he says that

[@yoshimallow]

Bob was done fuckin' dirty. (of course, as soon as i ask i hear him say it)

[@platinumoni4662]

Conclusion: Good endings -Xiayou -Claudio -Miguel -Steve Bad: The rest.

[@alecproulx2969]

You forgot yoshimitsu’s ending in the good section

[@07citychamp]

The worst: Josie

[@platinumoni4662]

Alec Proulx yoshimitsu ending was absolute shit.

[@madman19979]

They're all garbage. Steve's is one of the worst, 2 minutes of exposition and then it just ends. You can't tell me that no-one could think of a more interesting way of progressing the story than having Nina and Steve literally just stand around and talk at each other. Feng's would have been dope if the fight didn't end in 2 seconds. Was nice to see Law being almost cool for once

[@gl350cdi]

What about Gigas?

[@christian1329]

I miss the days when Tekken was not only a competitive e-sport but actually had lore, story and character development. ... I said it.

[@ShacoPL]

You're so brave

[@seiryu265]

Atleast the gameplay is good... 😐

[@nixuniverse5240]

As someone who plays Tekken competitively, I must say I do wish that there was more things to get into once you get sick of all the Ler - I mean playing online. However there’s really not much to do unfortunately. A lot of fighting games fell into that “If the gameplay is good nothing else matters” trope. Good gameplay is always good but jeez I just wish there was more.

[@chartsol5923]

Yes. I'm sure unseeable unblockable the game was a viable e-sport.

[@stevenjones7823]

@@chartsol5923 sounds like a for honor diss

[@scorpionman5192]

Dragunov's ending seems more like a win pose tbh

[@marlonmontelhiggins8570]

Anna pretty much does the same thing with her bazooka, and that is actually one of her win poses in this game.

[@belosneshkaaaa]

thats the only thing i like in his endings here, he never speaks so i focus alot on his body language and try to understand his character or what he is thinking, the story is non existent here tho, dont care about raven, or raven no. 2

[@shadowchild9605]

Am I the only one who's annoyed by the fact that Asuka, as a *Kazama* she isn't involved in the storyline of the Mishimas? Lili just ruins her character, what's even the point of her existence?

[@takezokimura2571]

And the fact that she replaced Jun, one of the main catalysts of the events in Tekken 2 and 3, makes me even more angry.

[@shadowchild9605]

@@takezokimura2571 she didn't replace Jun, she came out 2 games later, a replacement is what they did with raven and master raven, Bruce and josie, and as far as I know Jun will be back in the next game because it's the end of the Mishimas, at least that's what everyone says, but can they give Asuka some good action with her family and not with an annoying girl who just makes her look stupid?

[@takezokimura2571]

@@shadowchild9605 Moveset-wise Asuka did replace Jun in Tekken 5, the game where they brought many old characters like Ganryu, Bruce and Wang, who were all absent since Tekken 2(Tag1). But they created Asuka instead of bringing Jun back (Asuka had the same moveset as Tekken Tag 1 Jun). It was only in Tekken tag 2 that Jun got a different moveset than Asuka.

[@shadowchild9605]

@@takezokimura2571 I guess so but that still doesn't convince me, jin had Kazuya's moveset in tekken 3, they just wanted Jun out of the game to give Jin a reason to fight, all I know is that Asuka has healing powers which can revert the devil gene, yet she is left out of the storyline 🤷‍♂️

[@shenelljohnson74]

Are kidding me, asuka? are u ok, she'll be destroyed by kazuya, and to top it she'll be another Jun which namco are not trying to do plus if you play tk6 campaign Jin couldn't even have a straight conversation of the brain dead idiot of asuka she keeps saying shut up and fight like the 16 year old girl she is Lili is perfect for her rival I'm sorry she's isn't a threat when it comes to fighting a mishima you meant as well say asuka vs akuma LMAO

[@magmaadminkaito2505]

23:47 I'm italian and the main man reaction at Claudio speaking made me dead hahaha

[@victorpurificacao2855]

Harada is probably not gonna be a part of the next Tekken game

[@ZayIvory7]

Thank god

[@Vaygon]

if true you speak like that? LOL I talk Spanish so yeah Italian and Spanish are similar.

[@belosneshkaaaa]

@@victorpurificacao2855 fam, is that true?

[@tomcruise7481]

Bipity boopy

[@fighter2013pl]

Tekken 7 can be summarised in just one simple sentence... "b-but at least gameplay is good!"

[@BOY1thousand]

Very* good

[@chartsol5923]

The gameplay is significantly better than most Tekken games. Hence why it's still a great game. These endings are shit tier but the game is much more fun than it's competition. Especially T4. Great game, great story, great atmosphere, interesting concepts but jesus it's a joke in many aspects of gameplay.

[@giuseppemaggio5894]

TTT2 is better IMO

[@chartsol5923]

@@giuseppemaggio5894 thats nice. Do you want to explain that or just felt like throwing your opinion out there, which is fine.

[@giuseppemaggio5894]

@@chartsol5923 To me, Tekken 7 is simply not Tekken anymore. For me Tekken is no bullshit cartoon-like stuff like Rage drives, rage arts and armor moves. Also, Tekken's philosophy has always been "The quicker move is the better one" but all the things I've mentioned earlier completely throw this concept out of the window and to me that's the death of Tekken. I actually stopped playing more than a year ago but if I'd restart, I would 100% prefer playing TTT2 than T7

[@Cabarkin]

Asuka's ending is basically a meta admission that they see the potential of involving her in the Mishima-mess, but instead have her be occupied with the Lili-feud, who may or may not end up taking over parts of her fighting style in Tekken 8. That's brutal for Asuka-fans.

[@aligamerable]

Correction: Shaheen actually literally says "working with me" but it says "working for me" in the subtitles. Both statements go in entirely different directions.

[@RonyPlayer]

Remember tekken 3, where every ending had its own style and atmosphere, each one unique to its character, despite being short, each one told a tiny self contains story...

[@G700myDr1nk]

💯💯

[@akhileshvijay6175]

The fact that ALL that was written....reviewed...confirmed....and then animated.....and then went through all that post production....and still made it through . . It just blows my mind

[@Pain_Pies]

In eliza's defense though, she slept through most of her 1000 years life. She's not gonna get much wisdom there.

[@5kndnumbah]

To be fair as well I think she just sounds like she's dumb since she nearly falls asleep after every sentence

[@Payday045]

@@5kndnumbah I think in her bio she suffers from narcolepsy. But I could be wrong.

[@vikingfromnorth45]

Apparently harada confirms that Lili and Eliza are sisters.

[@vikingfromnorth45]

@Ice From Harada's twitter from Yellow Motion who follows harada you can ask him yourself

[@vikingfromnorth45]

@Ice Probably half sisters

[@Hedron-Design]

I love his stunned face after almost every ending lol

[@aland7234]

He’s like :0 🙄

[@khozytechnohead]

The ending that broke Kenny.......

[@mychaeljones7526]

ScrubLord Kenny

[@Aurongroove]

The Look on TMM's face when he realizes he cares more about Tekken's character development then the actual developers.

[@queencard97]

23:54 they really put a lot of effort on her face. Beautiful!

[@pinkestgal]

ikr ❣️

[@No-mn9do]

i do remember a comment around here that mentions something like "they put more effort into her face than into the endings" or something like that lol.

[@Pain_Pies]

My single player gamer side just hurt seeing these endings and just all tekken 7's single player content in general. It was barebones af lol

[@agentsmith9858]

Eddie also became a joke Chara just like Paul and law they once were serious characters Paul was the nr 1 opponent for kazuya And law had a draw with Wang jinrei who is very strong in tekken story And Eddie was badass since tekken 3 Just Smh

[@isaak4736]

Agent Smith dont forget yoshimitsu 😉

[@foreveruseless1292]

Yea dude smh

[@savageakuma7224]

Honestly i was very sad when i saw the king's ending cuz in tekken 6 i wanted to know what will happen after armor king want to kill marduk for revenge his death brother but bruh that ending with jack destroy my hope

[@shengleong460]

if he actually play the story mode, there will be a lazy dialogue that explains what happens to Marduk and Armor King, anyway they got into a fight and they're both injured badly, so King needs the tournament money for their surgery payments, that's about it.

[@Vaygon]

So sad for King and Armor King they have a tragic story.

[@critia5]

Used to play Tekken 4 on the PS2 when I was a kid, was absolutely amazed with everything- the character's stories, the stages and music. As I grew up, I never really heard about any of the other Tekken games until Tekken 7 was announced. I got Tekken 7 when it came out, very excited to see what I've been missing since 4. It goes without saying that my disappointment was immeasurable. I fucking hate what they did to Tekken.

[@lukehart7225]

The gameplays great for Tekken 7, but l will never understand.. these huge gaming companies, product stupid 2-4 minute endings. But like you said Tekken 3, 4, and Tekken Tag, had good ending.. why can't they do it, like they did back in the day.

[@SuperKhalid95]

I hope Tekken 8 will be better.

[@npc_blob1609]

@@lukehart7225 Because it takes exponentially more manpower and money to make the same amount of stuff to the current day standards, so stuff less core often gets left by the wayside or impacted quality wise

[@harrisonfayle8856]

I feel like Asuka is one of the staple characters of Tekken at this point. They could do so much more with her story, even if they finished her feng storyline would be nice

[@BensyBens]

Asuka have a lot of potential but… the stupid lili rivary ruin her.

[@hijvgkolfsr5871]

Lol blond strike again first Paul, then Nina then Bob then Leo now Lili lol.

[@optimusprime5166]

Throws a smoke grenade. Flash grenade: am I a joke to you.

[@miles3101]

Someone got caught up and spent all the budget in Steve's ending alone, and 2 days away from Release Date realized they still had the rest of the rooster on wait, hired their own 15 years old son to do all the other endings and booked it from the company with his last paycheck.

[@matthewlee5641]

Miguel's ending makes complete sense. As far as why he spared him, think about it. Miguel said they killed his sister like she was nothing, during likely the happiest day of her life. Her wedding, when she was filled with the most hope for her future. That is exactly why he said he'd wait until then, why Jin doesn't deserve death at that moment.

[@stevenjones7823]

That's not canon Jin was captured by Lars and Lee. He didn't get the jacket until after all that

[@matthewlee5641]

Don't think I said it was Canon, but okay.

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@stevenjones7823 i have a theroy about that as Jin was walking around the town and that was the same map as in the ending

[@stevenjones7823]

@@matthewlee5641 if it made sense it would be canon my man

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That's pretty flimsy reasoning mathew.

[@tuesday0_0]

I love how confused Jin is towards Miguel lmao

[@xthecrazy3548]

My dissapointment is immeasurable... and my day is ruined.

[@bilakos1987]

10:05 Dragunov wins. Fatality.

[@stevemclovin1566]

eddy's ending had me shaking and crying when kenny saw it and is it me or is lilli is just trying to get in asuka's pants even harder now.

[@alessandrocorvaia3262]

Me, after I bought T7 in 2019: "Finally. That was hard to avoid all the spoilerd but today I will know how the story continues." **A few days later** Ok, the story mode was pretty cool, maybe a little short but whatever, now let's see the characters' side stories!" **A few hours later** "OH. GOD. WHY."

[@frenchfries3972]

The timing of the sword and TMM's phone ring at 10:46

[@ТемнаяЛощина]

These are so bad, comapring to the T5 Endings...

[@MeelisMatt]

tekken 1 kazuya smile is better even

[@Needformadness2]

they are bad compared to the endings of literally any Tekken game, even Tekken 1 had better endings ignoring the horrible graphics of course.

[@josephsua7246]

Tekken 5 at least has charm

[@Sway187]

Meelis Matt ahahahahaahahah it actually is too

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

@@Needformadness2 well some of the tekken 1 endings are just so bad

[@genkisema]

I never paid any attention to these endings, never seen them before. In the older Tekken games, I remember it was all about the endings and we would play the story mode over and over again to see them lol

[@Vaygon]

i'm a BIG fan of Lore in fighting games but this endings are sad.

[@JIX9ISLER1986]

TTT2 a Non Canon game has better endings than these garbage T7 endings......

[@Esthoneal]

Hworang: Lore, hwo lost his eye Devil jin: Lore, hwo lost his eye Katarina: lore, gigas protects Katarina showing a relationship, and boob shots Gigas: Lore, gigas runs away after being confused at seeing his adoptive daughter Lucky Chloe: Lore, she works for g-corp and now has eddy as a back up dancer 😐 Eddy: lore, lucky Chloe evaded his question so his quest to find kazuya is still underway Raven: Lore? , Goes back to train Raven? 🤔 Dragunov: Lore, blows up mraven Paul: entertainment, he gets stuff thrown at him because "We like panda" Panda: Lore, Smells xiaoyu Josie: Entertainment, beat up a bear who only wanted to return her earring 😐 Kuma: Lore/Entertainment, wanted to recruit Josie for team Kuma but she is too much of a bitch Bob:Lore: "Bob never made it to he tournament" Bryan: Entertainment, blows up a jet and laughs Steve: Lore, discovers that Nina is his biological mom and protects her from the Storm trooper gun fire Nina: Entertainment, throws a knife and flashbang and runs Lili: Entertainment, slaps the fuck outta asuka Asuka: Lore, Lili has done some research on her history and decides to study kazama style martial arts and will now live with asuka after buying her house and filling her dojo with pedals Xiaoyu: Lore, is allowed to go with Claudio to find jin Claudio: Lore, let's xiaoyu come with him to find jin but as bait Feng: Entertainment, fucks up law Law: Entertainment, Paul assists law to defeat Feng but when they though he was down he got with a purple Aura and since their a couple of bitches they run Leo: Entertainment, wonders what Yoshi is, then decides to stay focused on his mission 😐 Yoshi: Entertainment/Lore, we find out leo is a guy and will knee a mofo if he wakes up and someone on him, runs like a bitch Miguel: Lore, miguel fucks jin up but in his quest of vengeance, he discovers jin is an emo talking about "just kill me" and says imma wait till you give a fuck then I'mma kill you Shaheen:Lore, Shaheen discovers Kaz is a devil and that they were once friends, he also declares that when they next meet, as his friend he will kill him(tf he gonna do, sildes?) King: Entertainment, Jack's download all of Kings moves so King decides to used duk and ak moves and fucks jack up Jack:Lore, kazuya himself states that instead of using gigas, who was an experiment by g-corp , they will continue using Jack's. Essentially two groups of scientist in g-corp wanted to test gigass vs jack and jack won cause gigass has a daughter. Eliza: Lore/Entertainment,Eliza and Lili are related and Eliza needs some sleep 😐 Geese: Promotional trailer Noctis: Promotional trailer

[@amolnk]

"smells xiaoyu"

[@Esthoneal]

@@amolnk That's legit all that happens lmao

[@SonataNoKami]

That’s a lot of words

[@Esthoneal]

@@SonataNoKami it be do

[@queencard97]

"smells xiaoyu" *KINKYYYYY*

[@Nygassso]

You wanna know the saddest part ?! King's story in Tekken 4 and 5 was good even by Tekken standards, Tekken 6 cliffhanger where Marduk digs up Armor King I coffin and both Armor King and King show up was great.

[@foreveruseless1292]

And tekken 7? No lore, I mean cmon I wanted to see more of what was going on between those guys

[@Vaygon]

King and Armor King has one of the deep story and tragic in Tekken.

[@JunKazamaFan]

(33:37) I love that camera angle on Jack-7's trademark "Piston Gun Assault" intro, not going to lie. King's version of Armor King's "Round Out Elbow" looks pretty good, too. Aside from now being dated because of Marduk and Armor King both being playable in Tekken 8, this ending is actually pretty decent.

[@Nefariousbig]

Pretty sure Gigas is gonna be revealed to be Katarina's father/mentor, and also tied to Marduk in some way.

[@Esthoneal]

I doubt he will be tied to Marduk, closest they me be is g-corp copying duk and giving it to gigass

[@justaman4887]

Or just deleted in tekken 8 and never to be seen again

[@JoeNeutrino]

Pretty sure Gigas has no connection to Marduk.

[@Nefariousbig]

@@JoeNeutrino the fighting styles he uses are Brazilian, as well as sharing some very similar moves with Gigas. Also, someone on reddit claims "In Treasure battle the fake id for an ai Gigas is "Marduk Marduk" but I can't confirm that myself.

[@mychaeljones7526]

@@Nefariousbig Marduk is Australian though? But they do share some moves.

[@bigbangbot-SuperSqank]

Most of these endings were underwhelming as all hell. Some were even insulting. Asuka's however was the absolute worst for me. That ending made my question my life decisions.

[@21kHzBANK21kHZ]

@Cyberdemon Mike It melted my brain to mush.

[@ohara_tk]

they did her so dirty... her tekken 5 ending was so funny but then it went downhill

[@Vaygon]

for me was chloe man... the worst character ever in T7

[@kainitekaiju3227]

I play Yoshi. How did we go from hunting down Bryan... to that...

[@amitypredator9385]

Bryan needs a rewrite. I'd like to see an ending that shows that he wasn't a dirty cop, but was framed, and his actions in all these games are due to the effects of cyber psychosis. I'd like to see him change, slightly. Less about mindless mayhem and more about finding who set him up, while he remains the boss he always was.

[@kundrad8398]

10:46 the timing with a ringtone got me good :D

[@eggsmash-h5r]

theres actually a manga showing Lili moving into asuka's house. its dumb but has good lore for asuka and lili mains

[@papanurgle1169]

Im italian... and that "BAPPIRI BUPPI" at 23:49 make me laugh too hard🤣🤣🤣

[@skinnysuge9188]

Grande Papa nurgle uno di noi

[@Vaygon]

I talk Spanish and when he as mocking Miguel too i laugh.. But i love the Italian accent is like you guys sing when you speak.

[@BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken]

9:29 Was expecting Dragunov to scream "Star Platinum"

[@Aurongroove]

I literally stopped maining Paul after "Get lost ya aliens!"

[@Vaygon]

Paul is the joke of Tekken, like Dan of Street Fighter (I love Dan tho)

[@liamroberts1458]

To be honest with you, though, I did want to see Paul fight some (more, if you count Ogre) extraterrestrials, at least in his Tekken 5 ending.

[@liamroberts1458]

@ThatGuyWithGlasses We seriously need a remake/redo of the first 2 (or even 3) Tekken games, 'cos Paul was a badass when he was young. He was my go to fighter in the classic trilogy. I tell what would be a nice idea, though: a Tekken prequel. Call it Tekken 0 or something. You could play as young Heihachi, younger Jinpachi, Wang, maybe even Nina and Anna's parents, Christie's grandfather, Jun's father, A Jack predecessor (a human, but basically the robots could be based off him), a previous Yoshimitsu, the Laws' father and grandfather, and Baek's dad etc. I'd even go so far as to throw Leroy in there.

[@sgr_sean]

Tekken 7 was extremely low budget and it shows. I expect way better for tekken 8 Why the hell they decided to put so much money into tag 2 and nearly kill the franchise instead of a mainline game ill never know

[@sgr_sean]

It is going to Suck for tekken 7 once tekken 8 is made. Makes me wish they put all the dlc guest characters and put them into tekken 8. Imagine wanting to play geese howard and all you have to play in tekken 7 is a dead online cause everyone moved on. And a arcade and treasure battle mode where the AI is dumb to the point it has no challenge. Only reason people would pick up t7 instead of 8 would be if they had people over and they felt nostalgic. Gonna be a sad time for the game. I can still go back to t6 and play a huge arcade and story mode with tons todo there and with way better ai too. Some people wont realize it until a higher budget game comes out and they find out theres no reason to go back to the old game even if you wanted too.

[@Lonetravis]

@@sgr_sean stop crying boi

[@nixuniverse5240]

I’m assuming the roster was a big part of why TTT2 had a higher budget. Also, do you know exactly what the budget was for T7 ?

[@sgr_sean]

@@nixuniverse5240 exact numbers no, but all you need to know if that bandai pretty much gave up on tekken and tekken 7 was sort of its last chance, and only after its reception did it get more and more budget to cover the season aswell as the tour. But the initial development had to be nothing in terms of tag 2s budget considering the sheer amount of development time and by extension money had togo to making all the shit tag two offered Tekken 7 reuses alot of tag 2 assets aswell. Alot of costumization stuff comes from there, id say most of it is reused stuff. and there was alot more done in tag 2 than just roster. The level of detail, animation and sound work that went into it on top of programing all the other modes on offer is well above the things done for tekken 7, and thats not including the cgi cutscenes that use new assets just for them and not just re using stage assets. Alot of these things start adding upm

[@lama848]

Too bad, Tekken 8 ain't happening

[@loopseeker]

“quick! shoot at their feet!!” - every gunman in these endings

[@user-yq3bv9rf9b]

They probably want them alive

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Then use tranquilizers milky.

[@imperfectango]

I've 20 IQ and I'm profoundly disturbed of how Eddy's being treated

[@Vaygon]

i lost 90 IQ watching the endings

[@seiryu265]

Oh, these “endings” still exists? I completetly forgot about them... And that's a good thing. 6:56: and that's why she's my main.... But the “ending” is terrible like the others. 37:34: me in a Nutshell

[@Esthoneal]

Big oof

[@sneakyGasm]

"Is Gigas a coomer?" - Twitch chat LMAOOOO Jokes aside I feel like these were like some sort of them practicing with cinematics using Unreal Engine and completely forgot about making an actual ending so they decided to put this stuff instead

[@stripesisdead]

What is Claudio was the human manifestation of Azazal. Seeing his ending and the designs on his collar and back, especially with his eye. The fact they added Zafina too makes me think they’re gon build him up like he’s a good guy until he comes across her again and regains his true form

[@naissance8032]

feels like the Paul ending is a meta commentary about the ''death'' of paul as a character

[@donuttoy8482]

5:40 "no" The most robotic no ever

[@jasonholland721]

Even robots have more emotion than that

[@Sway187]

Jason Holland 😂😂😂😂 ded

[@JunKazamaFan]

Lucky Chloe calling Eddy an "old man" really irritates me. HE'S 29!

[@Vaygon]

She has serious problems with her anger issues...

[@liamroberts1458]

She's a stupid anime convention fangirl thingy. I'm certain anyone above the age of 16 is old to her.

[@liamroberts1458]

@Nostalgic Person Ha, ha. Thanks.

[@belosneshkaaaa]

@@Vaygon so does lili, she lost against asuka ONCE and now since T6 all she does is getting on her nerves, not even in a funny way, its obnoxious af, the most pathetic way to deal with losing a fight

[@Moidization]

that scream Miguel gives in that tekken 6 intro when he is holding his sister always gets me man

[@oki5297]

shaheen is the definition of "power of friendship"

[@WolftierArt]

Well you not wrong

[@Tr4shling]

It looked like these endings caused you physical pain

[@marlonmontelhiggins8570]

Well, the majority of them, at least.

[@MaskedGuyCh]

Shaheen may have a bland personality, but his design is awesome! They just need to give him more personality and unique moves in Tekken 8.

[@justaman4887]

100000% agree

[@RKNELIAS]

His design is literally "Arabic man"

[@MaskedGuyCh]

@@RKNELIAS I didin't know every Arabic man had a falcon emblem on his shoulder and a sword near his waist.

[@RKNELIAS]

@@MaskedGuyCh Oh wow they worked in two details nice job guys btw Ganryu doesn´t look stereotypical neither

[@MaskedGuyCh]

@@RKNELIAS Stereotypes aren't inherently wrong, you're confused. It's okay to design a character based on a stereotype, as long as the stereotype isn't offensive in itself.

[@gnodab2036]

You got my sub when you asked "was that the best one so far?" @9:00. Master Raven is my main, and I kick ass with her.

[@pr0gressd]

When you said they were the worst endings ever I had my doubts. No more, I cannot believe how bad this was

[@HistoMagouri]

Look what they did to my boy Eddy They made Kenny cry

[@TheAceLewis]

I started to wonder if I had Alzheimer’s because I completely forgot these endings, then I realized my mind blocked out these memories to protect my subconscious from this absolute garbage fire of storytelling.

[@koricthegreatwashedupfight9088]

Lili needs that slap in game.

[@belosneshkaaaa]

i cant even explain how much she annoys me, she gets away with so much shit but never deals with actual problems (all the fuss because she lost ONCE against asuka) asuka deserves better and i want lili to deal with actual consequences for once, she needs it

[@warrencaelum9536]

@@belosneshkaaaa lmfao u pressed af, talk to the wall

[@belosneshkaaaa]

@Scarlett doesn't matter if she does or not, her "personality" sucks

[@SteveLakeman]

Hwoarang to D. Jin: “What you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)”

[@ste9494]

Steve Lakeman XD

[@frostyy136]

Bruno reference !

[@Avatariuz]

I hate all the changes of the characters look, they had these looks, especially Asuka and Lily, since Tekken Revolution. I liked the overall looks of characters in TT2 and T6, but in TT2 they had more details ingame looks not in the cgi shorts. In Revolution, they dolled the ladies up. Lookin like barbie dolls.

[@oki5297]

"some-- someone wrote that ending" lmao

[@yodiargasaputra]

For The New game.this is the Worst Ending they ever made.i'm still glad there's Mishima saga.

[@AlisaraBosconovitch]

Even Tekken 6/ Tag 2 endings were enjoyable

[@FGC_LordEmrys]

I find it funny how even Street Fighter x Tekken had so much better CGI it looked so great back then

[@JonasGS3294]

SFxT is actually pretty good and hype as shit yo

[@TownsRelaibleBronxstenian]

@@JonasGS3294 finally, some fax

[@hessiankyojin]

Steve thinks he's Rugal from King of Fighters

[@seecthesecondchannel7186]

10:45 That timing with mobile ringing, lol.

[@MuhammadAli-fj8qh]

Why does his phone ring sound like 90s? Lol

[@munem939]

It would be nice if TMM mutes the subscriber/follower sound when he does a reaction video for KZbin. More specifically, the Lars ones and the Ora sound clips

[@Vaygon]

i just impressed on how much of the notifications he has his face on. Is he a little bit narcissistic?

[@DarthWall275]

It's okay, we're here for you, Tekken 7 endings can't hurt you anymore.

[@bluegrave4376]

Please, hire the guy that wrote the tekken 4 endings back!

[@doaaaa2]

6:34 my reaction on all Tekken 7's endings

[@jondblames3488]

I started laughing my ass off when gigas groaned and started shielding katerina. That was so bad i cant even

[@Vaygon]

he was staring at her boobs thinking "oh i'm gonna use this mental image later to touch myself"

[@Khayran]

This is his first time seeing the T7 endings? And all this time I thought he was a true Tekken fan.

[@Xertaron.]

Miguel and Steve got good endings, Claudio got decent one, Kuma/Josie was at least funny and MRaven/Dragunov amusing. The rest were either pointless or completely out of touch. I mean if MRaven can slice a rocket in half, why Hwoarang can't kick the grenade back at the soldiers instead of needlesly endangering himself? That would make this ending at least somewhat entertaining, even if devoid of any story.

[@hoijamm]

Tekken 8 - All characters storyline tied together. *Avengers plot*

[@mightykanohii]

I actually like Law's Ending. Showed how Paul and Law got each others back and made my boy Feng look like a beast.

[@Vaygon]

beast or not, his eyebrows are funny AF

[@Megelos]

These endings are literally the writers choosing the characters they like the most, them being fucked even when they win

[@gatorkid3653]

Someone said that Lucky Chloe might be part of some Japanese mafia/Kazuya. If that’s the case, then it would explain why she beats the shit outta everyone. Also, I was sorta hoping that King would meet with Marduk and Armor King and tell them to make up. Hell, even have some story elements going on. The only things we got from King’s ending is that Marduk and Armor King beat the shit out of each other and both ended up in the hospital, King then wins the tournament to pay for their bills

[@jayb67]

Yoshi's sword is a cursed sword that feeds on evil souls. As a Yoshi main and as someone genuinely interested in his lore. Him and his blade should play a MAJOR role in the Mishma storyline. Like, have him try to feed the sword by attepting to attack Kazuya. Even if Kazuya has a one-off fight that causes Yoshi's sword to break, I'd take that over a pointless joke ending.

[@ivantsarevitch337]

Just a reminder that Gigas is Katarinas dad...

[@bluscout6440]

Imagine eddy beating the shit out of lucky chloe for not doing the dance right

[@geopik7733]

Society would be like tHaT iS aBuZe

[@Shun_Monk]

4:28 That face tho... sums it all up lolz

[@BasedGalaxy]

Is Lili really gonna fight like Asuka in the next tekken she said she’s gonna learn the style

[@Esthoneal]

I thought that was interesting since she said she was gonna learn their style, how will that tie into the story and gameplay of tk8

[@milosaga5450]

Gets reversal lmao

[@gabejean9236]

I love how most of the characters speak different languages but they somehow all understand and converse with each other in their respective languages.

[@Beforezzz]

I remember the overall presentation of Tekken 7 was what made me dislike the game when it came out. The moment I saw Asuka's face/design compared to her Tag 2 version, I knew something wasn't right.