To Catch a Monster

[@solidcoffee1643]

I love Dracula's social awkwardness that makes him shout every word, he definitely hasn't left his castle enough

[@notsure1969]

I love your user name. I don't know what solid coffee is, but I'm interested.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@Synthetik_UK]

@@26mic5 Uh no thanks.

[@solidcoffee1643]

@@notsure1969 thanks I don't know what it is either lol (and I love your username too)

[@sadmermaid]

It's been lockdown ok?

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

The accent Joel used in this video is actually the same accent Chris Pratt is going to use in the Mario movie

[@film77]

I heard through the grapevine that Joel was hired as a voice coach to train Chris for the upcoming film.

[@iGame3D]

Ah ah ah ah ah

[@Evanpianomaster]

hes so cool

[@MarcillaSmith]

I thought maybe the Swedish Chef was working on his The Count impersonation

[@jnnx]

I think you mean the Garfield movie.

[@MattiasPilhede]

So sad, been a big fan of Dracula for a long time, never thought he would do something like this

[@LuckyLucyHi]

don't beleev da h8rz dey jelos

[@TheSuckoShow]

I always thought he was just doing random humor but I guess the signs were there all along.

[@alfiewright1396]

Is there a name for this kind of humour

[@Ya_Mum1984]

classic

[@scrunchycrumbundles8013]

You need to be able to separate the art from the artist.

[@Cherdleys]

Dracula is also a little perv

[@jaycue7641]

Cheb makes good videos. Thank.

[@Xxsnipedawg72xX]

My favorite scene from any Dracula movie was the Coppola version effect Transylvania accent "would you like to drink my ejaculate" it was pretty spooky back then and it still holds up today

[@pugsofsmallstreet5858]

I’m here to see if you play the guy…. And you do

[@jackmary720]

Cheeeeeb

[@EdenFalCie]

there is nothing "little" about dracula, ah ah ah!

[@welcometohamton2649]

"I'm Chris Van Hansing" is the greatest line. Genius.

[@JebeTheGreat]

Wouldn't be surprised if that was the first thing they thought of and then constructed the entire skit around it.

[@Kirbykidx]

That caught me so off guard and I laughed so hard at that.

[@KCUFyoufordoxingme]

I want to add one more like, but I can't.

[@welcometohamton2649]

@@KCUFyoufordoxingme lol nice

[@miaomiaumiaw]

Idont get it😭

[@LAVATORR]

I love how Dracula's accent freely floats from Borat to Mario to Lonely Sadman

[@Cooljoe55]

"Chris VanHansing" is my favorite joke.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

I feel like the whole video was building up to that

[@tweedldum]

I laughed so hard at that, didn't see it coming at all

[@Cooljoe55]

@@ArchibaldClumpy well worth it lmao

[@Escalotes]

@@ArchibaldClumpy 100% Joel got the idea based on that pun and just ran with it

[@KevinYellow]

I’m glad he put that wooden stake where it really hurts

[@Kryptnyt]

You wouldn't want to put it in a place where it only sort of kind of stings a little bit.

[@8ballpoolsharkful]

The poor neighbors lol. "Honey, what's that commotion outside?" "Looks like some nerds in costumes or something." "But Halloween was a month ago!"

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear cole

[@VinnieFarsheds]

wouldn't be the first time that Joel sleeps through Halloween kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqeccoukqZWkpck

[@wea_lodd9961]

@@VinnieFarsheds I don't even know if your video is spam or not cuz of these bots.

[@VinnieFarsheds]

@@wea_lodd9961 yeah I know. If only there was a way to see the number of dislikes on comments (but no, after comment dislikes YT also removes it for videos). My link is to Joel's video "I feel like such an idiot." Watching this helps me to feel better about some dumb shit I've done sometimes.

[@wea_lodd9961]

@@VinnieFarsheds Ah yeah I saw that dislikes were removed. I wish youtube cared more about taking out the bots more.

[@BlankPapers]

Believe it or not, Mr. Dracula was a high school teacher of mine. The thing is, he was always super supportive of the blood drive. We thought he loved to just help people, but little did we know, he had secret intentions when this episode aired. Absolutely insane. You hate to see it happen

[@FrightfulFailures]

I thought that this sketch has reached its comedy peak, but then you dropped the "Chris Von Hansing" line and cop tried to order a bat to get on the ground. Amazing work, Joel.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

We need a part 2 to this

[@erronblack308]

Van

[@Broducts]

Those grainy photos are perfect. Once again, I admire the content

[@scout9016]

Truly realistic ah! hah! ah!

[@turtl3648]

Brodutcs What the actual frick is happening in you guys videoes? xD instant fan

[@OneTopic]

He’s so polite 🥰 makes sure to be invited in! 😍

[@Joel-Haver]

😍😍😍

[@MK-hp8zr]

Don't be fooled. He knew there was a chance he was going to get arrested so he's trying to cover it up...in his cape

[@notsure1969]

It's a vampire thing.

[@solame4983]

He would die otherwise. Old school vampires must be invited into a house or they die.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@kallmecate]

Joel paid good money for that cape for 'Perfect For A Guy Like You' and needed a good excuse to wear it again.

[@SirRebrum]

The hand-cape gestures absolutely KILLED me, thanks for that.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@ndog1234765]

@@26mic5 No

[@garruscuriosity9791]

Its always nice to see the kids having fun

[@IbexGundyr]

Man it’s really impressive you trained a definitely real live bat for this skit, big props boys.

[@devonatwood4775]

Haha props I see you don’t think you’re getting away with that one

[@Cragmortis]

and Hanz had some good sword play. Truly a great vampire hunter.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@IbexGundyr]

@@devonatwood4775 I was hoping someone would catch on lol

[@Cragmortis]

@@26mic5 You made your KZbin 2 months ago and you're begging for people to watch your stuff on Joel's Channel? How dare you.

[@LiamDonafee]

this was one of the best parodies i’ve seen Joel, thank u for this 😂😂

[@DecoyAUT]

Joel's videos always give me this "what did I just watch" feeling. And I like it.

[@TGIFrank]

As an amateur cryptozoologist this is a fascinating documentary. I have been studying the dark Count for years but I never imagined he would sound like Mario after having dental work.

[@shrewdthewise2840]

I love how the laugh is actually the vampire muppet from Sesame Street

[@CasualDandyAkaSqwrty]

He only had one shot, he had to make it Count

[@nicks2437]

Joel is really good at the technical side of his shots, like filters, focus, angles, aspect ratios. You can really tell he puts in a lot of effort.

[@davidlee9870]

He is a phenom of independent filmmaking, but the dirty lens in this skit drove me nuts

[@jares317]

His J-Cuts are straight from this type of bad TV and I can't get enough of it. Absolutely genius

[@davidlee9870]

@wwo owwowo because it's Joel, I'm willing to accept it is that meta of a joke.

[@zwenkwiel816]

Also the costumes and make up, truly next level. Not to mention the historically accurate accents

[@WoeIsJesse]

yea haha notr like that DUM turtleys guy channel all zoom in zoom out go to lunch ;)

[@CollinM24]

“Chris Van Hansing” is almost certainly the line this script was written around.

[@Zekana0]

This feels like something out of "what we do in the shadows".

[@codyfarkas7673]

I was looking for this comment! The movie and tv show are top tier humor

[@bluelfsuma]

I'm pretty sure Joel just uploaded an episode.

[@S_O_O_C]

Joel should just straight up send this video as job application as a Writer for WWDITS, it has the exact same energy as the series

[@Miserybahamut]

These are one of those laugh out loud until tears roll down your face and then your spouse looks at you with concern and then you point to the screen and can only say 'funny video' realizing they can't hear the video because you have a headset on shorts.

[@jnodal8]

The idea of using Latin for "flirty fun" is hilarious

[@leandromafe]

I've actually flirted in Latin before lol

[@SaralisaL]

I fucking lost it at the stupid bat flailing getting shot at and shit 💀

[@cerspence]

Let's collab soon?

[@Joel-Haver]

Only if ya slay me with your sword!

[@henryharrah5060]

How tf did u comment 7 hours before the video released?

[@andrelissiman]

HOW is this possible?!

[@trash_bender420]

@@henryharrah5060 he does not obey the laws of physics

[@ryanduffy6089]

@@henryharrah5060 The video was unlisted before it was published, meaning you could see the video before it was released, but only if you had a direct link to it

[@Dumb_Furry_UwU]

The camera angles were fucking perfect, perfected the skit XD

[@nectarlover3264]

It's amazing people are still making the original quality content that made this godforsaken website popular in the first place. I hope good things happen to you

[@joinsideke]

Reminds me of the good ol' days.

[@mundaneallaround]

The KZbin golden age.

[@SteveEricJordan]

i LOVE the pizza part referring to that one very hungry predator lmao

[@Pavideus]

This man is a creativity powerhouse. Dropping dubs week after week. He never misses.

[@Nestorglass]

I laughed way harder than I should've when he said "I'm Chris Van Hensing". It hit me so hard it felt like it was the punchline of the whole video LMAO

[@RazHafeez]

This is so well done. Camera angles, the cut backs to Chris in the studio, the way Chris read the texts. No faults to be found here 👌🏽

[@timmiller1]

Also, Joel’s spot on Dracula persona.

[@benny_lemon5123]

The uncomfortable close-ups in the studio from an awkward angle 😆

[@punishedbarca761]

I was just waiting for "How red is your [blank]? I'd like to taste your [blank]" for the full TCAP experience

[@jeffwei]

@@timmiller1 that camera smudge tho

[@bartelgrant]

Already started cracking up when I saw the computer screen in the background

[@Omenvreer]

This totally takes place in the 'What They Do in the Shadows' universe. 100%

[@benny_lemon5123]

I love this so much

[@theob6580]

I name drop that show at every opportunity

[@giulianojahn]

The way he leaves through the door was so perfect oml.

[@ShortHax]

I’m out of bullets! Pulls out jar of garlic

[@milktea6676]

Why do u have a jar of garlic 😂

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@26mic5]

Shorthax it’s been a long time 💯

[@andrewsm00]

I think that was a jar of peanut butter

[@Theycallmetomu]

@@milktea6676 To fight vampires?

[@emlyndewar]

"I’m Chris van-hansing" was probably the highlight of this one. Genuine lol at that.

[@naff9n435]

"chris van helsing" now that's a good joke i haven't seen in a while.

[@Cheeeeseman]

It's actually Chris Van Hansing

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@RobleViejo]

This "What We Do In The Shadows" Pilot Looks Great!

[@RamseyDewey]

Oh wow, just when I thought it would be a simple parody, you ramped it up to 11 with that ending. Mwahahahahaha!

[@bboyhanvzla]

I love when I spot some of my favorite youtubers in the comment section :)

[@PathtoMidnight]

When are you doing a spinjitsu tutorial, master Ramsey?

[@engar-dug5197]

Self-defense tips for when a Vampire attacks you?!

[@johnwinnett9890]

It is unreal how funny thess guys are. Absolutely insaneo style comedy

[@DmitriLowell]

Not a single joke's build-up was left without a rock solid punch-line. Keep it up, Joel!!

[@Drudicta]

It just kept escalating, I loved it.

[@LocusPocus]

Haver's style and creativity always blows my mind lol

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@dylanrexrode]

These crossovers are just getting better and better

[@evanandrews8858]

"I'm Chris Van Hansing." amazing

[@RhysCropper]

I'm glad it ended the way it did because I couldn't comprehend a logical, thought out conclusive climax.

[@bamres]

Chris Van Hansing, pure gold

[@BenGras]

Came here to say this. Brilliant.

[@saucelover]

Best video ever. Every time when I need a laugh.

[@ComicalRealm]

"We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us" - Ronald McDonald

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

@Klunteng Full,,,, 👇😍 Wasn't the real treasure the Kluntengs we found along the way?

[@irighterotica]

Who was he talking to when he said this?

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

@@irighterotica Grimace.

[@federicoandre5717]

@@blackoceancreativeuniverse It's spam. They're posting this by replying to random comments in popular videos. Just report them (as I do)

[@irighterotica]

@Benjamin Fliehmann I see...

[@timopper5488]

Fun vampire fact: When he’s in the form of a bat, you only need a toothpick to stake him through the heart.

[@chompytv8591]

Joel just loves wearing that cape so he can flap it around dramatically, I love it.

[@aidenmiles9029]

This video really hit home. I'm a retired vampire-slayer

[@jgcapers3860]

*HE JUST WANTED TO PLAY SCRABBLE YOU MONSTERS*

[@jgm_mackmen]

'Dracula is the king of random' 'My career is over'

[@Gromek999]

brilliant lmao, I can't

[@djsalad7891]

Can't what?

[@Gromek999]

@@djsalad7891 I can't can't

[@lelandanagaljr6631]

He can't can't can't

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@Lord_Xonaz]

He can't of can't of can't what?

[@drunkenswordsman3373]

“MY CAREER IS OVER!” fantastic, truly did your research

[@robiu013]

"See I told you my last year's halloween costume would still come in handy" - Joel Haver probably

[@__w__o__w__]

I bet the neighbours appreciated that last scene

[@Tis_good1531]

As a gentleman with fine taste in comedy sketches, i found this to be exceedingly satisfying.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@BeeGuns]

Dude I am loving the videos your are doing with Cherdley’s and friends. You traveling around and filming has been some of the most enjoyment I’ve ever gotten from KZbin.

[@lordnordsucc4082]

There are no words to describe how great this was.

[@Trancilian]

You just used 10 words to describe how great this was. I think if you tried you’d find a couple more. Good luck!

[@ariellau9170]

This is a great mocumentary idea! Hope to see another episode of this

[@toddskie]

I wanted to say that I’m so glad Joel has started to make content with spencer, cherdly, Ryan and them, matches made in heaven. Amazing stuff guys!

[@kingnickolus]

"Im Chris Van Hansing." I lost it lol genius.

[@da_pikmin_coder8367]

I only learned like a week ago that vampires have to be invited in a house to come in. Convenient timing, because I learned that I got a good chuckle today.

[@MichaelPlate2511]

Why is no one mentioning those practical effects? These are outstanding!

[@ryanduffy6089]

I love that this is in 4:3 to really nail that TCaP aesthetic

[@CoffeeSprocket]

I started cracking up at officer telling the bat to "GET ON THE GROUND!"

[@jaxx7105]

If Dracula is such a bad guy why does he volunteer at the Red Cross every Sunday?

[@christopherkendrex8075]

Vanhansing was the best touch ever!

[@BouceBunny]

goes on youtube after 11 hour workday, sees new Joel Haver video, posted "13 seconds ago"... today truly is a blessed day.

[@tombuck]

It’s really impressive that Bat Dracula could open the door.

[@PopSusi]

Dude, this was so fantastic. I can't express how much I love this kinda content

[@madhausen]

The awkwardness of the monster was so spot on, the acting in this was great.

[@thetokutickler]

I'm looking at this way too seriously, but this actually does seem like an interesting modern take on Dracula where they try to learn his secrets and catch him by exploiting his behavioral patterns and tricks.

[@26mic5]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

[@joebrinley699]

@@26mic5 shameless plug is shameless plug smh

[@federicoandre5717]

@@joebrinley699 It's spam. They're posting this by replying to random comments in popular videos. Just report them (as I do)

[@noskalborg723]

This kinda works on the epidemic of thugs online too. The only trouble is finding authoritoes to arrest them that aren't also bought out.

[@unsolicitedditkapics9722]

If only he wasnt unbearably stupid

[@dtanobo]

This is easily one of his best

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

"My career is over" LOL

[@BeeBait]

They ruined this gentlemen's career and you're laughing...

[@JLKDOOM]

Joel i gotta say. This one is an instant classic! Great job buddy

[@Minkamurink]

I need a series of this

[@CH-zi7fl]

POV: you just turned on the History Channel for the first time in 15 years.

[@Batmonthesequel]

“Coursing” is just about the most seductive thing a blood can do.

[@lastchance10123]

I was not expecting the ending, this had me laughing for a while

[@julianmorgan79]

I feel like Joel has been watching how to catch a predator and what we do in the shadows at the same time lol

[@HowieRaps]

This is one of the best parodies of all time.

[@Flackconnon]

Well that was a crazy fever dream haha great work!

[@PutingPinoy]

Freaking epic visual effects 😂 You are the master of parodies of genres!

[@jeepeedurocher]

dude this is a masterpiece

[@firedoctor1]

Such deep emotion, truly ahead of our time. I will never feel such deep raw emotions from a film ever again. 10/10

[@sixwings6932]

The thing about having too much blood is just comedy gold, holy shit.

[@NASkeywest]

My goodness. It’s like the Avengers have assembled.

[@benjaminlyons5261]

Darcy’s stunk work as the bat is amazing! Can’t wait to see him on the corridor couch.

[@candymandan]

I love this wallmart-esque rendition of Dracula. Joel really nails a nondescript, dollar store, "European" accent.

[@GMaster7]

Just when it started to sound like Borat, it changed. Just when it started to sound Italian, it changed. Dracula is truly a chameleon

[@ion_force]

the bortuga brand dracula

[@SundayMourningLove]

This absolutely *has* to be a recurring sketch! There are so many monsters that it could go on forever!

[@theob6580]

I love how he laughs like the sesame street Count

[@LarLakFarStrider]

Cherdleys is hilarious in his own way but mix it with Joel's comedy and this is something magic.

[@melodynice7938]

So that's what Dracula does in the shadows...