toad ruins the new mario kart 8 deluxe maps for me

[@Poofesure]

i do not believe in brakes in this game

[@oof0120]

ok

[@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259]

I love beef boss, his meat is so large

[@officialmoai3107]

ok

[@kingomari901]

Wsg

[@naero_____10]

toad suk

[@SpellCastor]

I love this channel nowhere else on youtube can you watch a man confidently choose a motorcycle and then complain that turning is hard 5 seconds later.

[@wyattgorter8745]

But turning/drifting on bikes in Mario Kart *is* easier

[@sonysoldier9587]

Lol

[@lepokebloc4198]

@@wyattgorter8745 depends on the game and the bike

[@hontnog]

@@wyattgorter8745 this is mario kart 8, and inside drifting bikes in my opinion are worse than outside drifting bikes in 8. edit: nvm he was using an outside drifting bike he just sucks

[@StevenGumboAppleton]

Hes from Florida, did you expect any kind of genuine thought process going on here

[@DavidVonDestruct]

"i don't even know what the brake button is" the man literally cannot be stopped

[@KingBooBro]

Walls: Allow me to introduce myself...

[@bananeled3838]

R/TechnicallyTheTruth

[@alexbelmonte4581]

Comment of the week

[@therefinedhellion5041]

Except by the brick wall beef boss has been smushed into at 100000000 MPH fifty times per race.

[@cloudwatcher9370]

Non-existent

[@sawmill035]

Who's going to tell poof that he needs to start his drift _before_ the turn starts?

[@bervin3232]

lmao he just flies off the track because he does it so late

[@urealnewman308]

lol, i think hes just used to the peach bike on wii. it has an extremely sharp turning radius

[@noodledoodles9]

It kills me when he doesn't do a trick as someone who has a habit of doing it every time

[@grantwilliams2571]

OCD

[@crumplycashew7095]

honestly it just destroys my soul when he plays Mario Kart in general, still fun to watch him suffer lol

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@jeromecrayton7410]

Yeah

[@Umb19]

Same as how he never wheeles in WII though he uses the mach bike.

[@saucersauce_4267]

Poofesure: [Picks 200cc] Poofesure: "This is too fast" Poofesure: [Picks 150cc] Also Poofesure: "This is too slow"

[@TheBrimmyRat]

He’s the goldilocks of Mario Kart

[@saucersauce_4267]

@@TheBrimmyRat Jesus Christ XD

[@mottdropsie]

[Picks 175cc] "This is too mid-tier"

[@ClassicBentobox]

@@mottdropsie Why hasn’t Nintendo changed it into a sliding scale that can go from 25-250cc? Maybe next MK lol

[@ate1562]

he’s right tho, the difference between 150cc and 200cc is too big (especially when comparing it to the difference between 100cc and 150cc which is too small)

[@nowimthebadguycallmechun-l7748]

Poofesure blaming toad when he lose is just like me blaming the pen when I fail a test

[@AMysticLegend]

More like blaming the teacher even though you didn't study.

[@unbearablysmug2437]

Does your pen spam red shells? Cause mine does help what do I do?

[@ciaran4135]

@@AMysticLegend Nah the first guy’s metaphor was better.

[@AMysticLegend]

@@ciaran4135 how so? Did you just not understand it?

[@ciaran4135]

@@AMysticLegend Teachers can be unhelpful and sometimes no amount of studying can help someone do well. I don’t know why I’m talking about this, this is probably super pointless but I still found it important to say for some reason. Lol

[@turbokart3776]

1:46 "It's like we're going too fast for the course!" Welcome to 200cc, Poof.

[@InklingGamer7626]

200cc is actually really fun on Paris promenade

[@SieMiezekatze]

Poof: Was that a shortcut? Immediately goes to 12th place

[@Icy_Princess]

Aren't you ashamed of using a fake pic and catfishing?

[@jma5302]

How dare you pretending to be a stuffed bear, disgusting!!!! 111🙄

[@Icy_Princess]

@@jma5302 Bruh the person changed their picture, caught them red handed apparently

[@jma5302]

@@Icy_Princess bruh this is sad stop it, legit you are just lying, life be treating you that bad that you need to make out stuff on KZbin comments?? Smh 🙄

[@Icy_Princess]

@@jma5302 Dang are you the catfisher on an alt account? 😂

[@kavinraveendran5108]

10:17 Poofesure : Now i'm gonna get fricking 3rd Game : *Shows 4th place clearly* Poofesure: *realizes it very late*

[@minecraftmatthew1393]

I love how many names he comes up for Larry when he had no clue who he was.

[@straycat698]

“Randy Rooster”

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

“Randy Roadrunner”

[@bacry5638]

"I don't know, I just pick what looks best" Proceeds to perfectly pick the master cycle despite never playing the game

[@immenseshoutmon]

i mean... it looks best.

[@alexmanolas1846]

And Mii overdrifts with his newer link motorcycle 🏍️ !!!!.

[@GreenMegaEthan]

Yeah he actually picked the correct parts for the Master Cycle Zero from Breath of The Wild.

[@spaciestcastle]

Is that bike good?

[@brivyyy]

Name a more iconic duo/rivalry than Poof and Toad. I'll wait

[@obliviousdisaster]

kanye and jay z

[@hibuddy2768]

your mom and obesity

[@masonc.5001]

beef boss and abby the ultimate power couple

[@amajikichoi7649]

Poof and Pierre

[@patrickollenberger1616]

Me and Toad

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

8:48 - Beef Boss had a helmet to protect him from Tanooki Mario's stupid stunt

[@smactork]

Picks vehicles with terrible handling, doesn't use the brake, drives directly into bananas "I hate this course"

[@elijahwalker7]

when did he get so bad at mariokart? he's great at the wii version, this should be easier.

[@laser_uhhhh]

@@elijahwalker7outside drift vs inside drift

[@turquoisepeach9105]

I laughed so hard when poofesure called larry freaking “randy rooster” and “roadrunner” and then “randy roadrunner”

[@electromenzgd2962]

Same

[@_Fuzzl_]

11:38 Who's gonna tell him it was a blue shell...

[@richardjoyce2764]

Regardless, he got his ass ate... TWICE!!!

[@lilmrb1276]

10:15-10:21 That delayed reaction got me XD

[@Chckenthecoolrooster]

I like how poof chose the same bike he was complaining about last time.

[@GreenMegaEthan]

no he was complaining about the wheels

[@Icy_Princess]

Gotta love how he always blames his lack of skill on the tracks lol 'This track is way too narrow' cuz he crashes into every wall, while other people have no problems driving normally xD

[@expendableround6186]

Even Vinny Vinesauce isn't this bad.

[@brucelau2023]

“ I don’t even know where the brake button is” This man is literally just so amazing , ICONIC

[@B0ssguy]

0:10 if you get ctgp, you actually can use 200cc on mario kart wii, and it's really fun. ctgp also adds a gamemode called item rain where random items constantly fall from the sky, and over 200 custom tracks people have made including retros. it's also the easiest to play online with wiimmfi, which you already played by itself

[@thecoltster29]

He does have ctgp but i dont think he knows all the extra stuff other than online play

[@bowser498]

@@thecoltster29 i think he has a homebrewed wii, so technically not all the perks that mkwii modding has to offer

[@NoahHalfSquid]

Ctgp is garbage tho

[@The_MysticOcto]

I love how Nintendo wants all of our miis to sound like chipmunks

[@LilanDeSilva]

And then there's the yellow/lime/cyan male Mii voice which sounds deep and oddly high pitched at the same time.

[@lofi_horizon]

If I can’t get the DLC, I’ll watch Poof play the DLC. Boom.

[@electromenzgd2962]

Well, if you have Switch Online, you can still play the DLC tracks when they get picked in online races, so there you go, but it's just that, you can't play those courses in single player

[@adammoldover8769]

"Maybe I should learn -- no, f*** that, I'm just gonna go 150cc" --Poofesure, 2022

[@short.connor2319]

Love Poofesure’s content. It makes everyone’s day 10 times better and never fails to make people laugh. Keep it up

[@abbyfromwiisportsbeefbosss9259]

He is probably the best youtuber of 2022

[@TheBlueAngryBirds]

Hi

[@epicdude2497]

Is this a bot?

[@short.connor2319]

@@TheBlueAngryBirds Hello??

[@short.connor2319]

@@epicdude2497 No sir

[@smeagolschild9464]

Poof on 200cc is the equivalent of a high school nerd trying to play football

[@kirbyconley1454]

i love that when poof sees the banana at 11:53 , he stops turning. keep making amazing content, man.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

He does that all the time

[@withering_flowers8388]

4:37 Why was it so cute when BeefBoss said “Yay!!!”

[@garzajayel4038]

1:53 "wtf is this? we have infindint items?"

[@malatype]

So far my favorite map is Paris. I love how the map changes throughout the race

[@glitchyyyyyyyy]

I can’t stop time trialing toad circuit…

[@malatype]

@@glitchyyyyyyyy I love and hate toad circuit because it reminds me of Luigi circuit from wii but there are so many turns I can barely drift

[@inurabera]

Choco Mountain for me is great due to the huge nostalgia factor - it and Sherbet Land were my favourites from then and spent way too much of my youth there. The Tour courses are only courses I'd not played before, and I really like how they change up in this. Tokyo having three different laps is a neat gimmick, and the final lap of Paris, especially going face first into traffic is a fun spin on things. Overall pretty impressed with the courses!

[@fish-y536]

@@glitchyyyyyyyy same, i have an 58:5 on it now

[@1Babybearr]

mine is ninja hideaway the music is so good the scenery is so pretty to look at and while it can be intense on 200 cc I prefer the intensity of the track and to be immersed rathee than have a course where its like excitebike, towd circut babypark just not my cup of tea.

[@platinumspike9578]

This is like watching my dad play the game if he was drunk and had feet instead of hands

[@ttstrikehilariousdude]

4:00 did he just call Larry a Randy Rooster???

[@kfields4980]

0:56 The "No fair, I wasn't ready" cliche

[@CrazyAngry08]

A hamburger in Coconut Mall is the coolest thing I’ve seen.

[@SomeNSRailfan]

4:53 as a coco pebbles fan i can respect your opinion. fruity pebble fans and coco pebble fans must set aside our differences and unite as one.

[@menzel17]

5:13 Knowing poof could have sent DK into the void by throwing the shell sooner triggers me that he didnt do it

[@thesweatystallion2702]

Toad heard about what you’ve been doing to his remotes and now he’s seeking revenge

[@dankjista]

Alright everyone, let’s grab our popcorn and get our snacks cause this will be a ride

[@superawesomegamer2170]

4:43, Poofesure: I'm more of a Fruity Pebbles guy than a Choco Pebbles guy. Me: Same here, Poofesure. We're on the same boat.

[@yq_7865]

7:51 The cars don't move anymore and poof still his issues with them lmao

[@Loner0410]

8:54 Me When my little brother does something bad, but uses the excuse, Im only 4, and gets away with it

[@nathanvanek6479]

0:42, I love when he doesn’t pronounce things right. And not even a minute in.

[@zombotany3443]

He either turns too late and runs into a wall, or turns at the right time, but gets hit by a shell either in the middle of or after the turn.

[@PandaLegacy]

It pains me that he couldn’t just look at the controls for 5 seconds to find out which button is trick but it’s also hilarious

[@sultanahmed-vj1mj]

9:05 confirmed poof loves toad maybe a bit too much

[@aadityarao8694]

2:06 that's what she said

[@blobbusclobbus1615]

Poofesure: gets mad at Toad Also Poofesure: 10:58 sounds like Toad

[@braydenmbve545]

It's always a great day when Poof uploads.

[@disabledmallis]

"We cant do 200cc on mkwii" MrBean: hold my beer

[@shermanngjazz]

Poofesure uploading before I go to sleep is one of the best things ever.

[@Tracker-FFAR]

I like how he just used the entire master cycle set without even knowing

[@joshithehealermii5230]

I love how he considers to properly learn how to brake for like half a second but then immediatly just goes "nah"

[@Simalf13]

watching Poofesure is always a joy for the ears.

[@NPC1921]

Everyone: Larry Koopa Poofesure: *Randy Rooster*

[@jobeyjam]

*gets hit with blue shell* “was that a green shell?”

[@jakescartoons6045]

Here are the controls for Mario Kart 8: Steer - Left Stick or D-Pad Accelerate - A or Y Brake/Reverse - B Handbrake (Battle Mode Only) - B Drift - R or ZR Trick - R or ZR Use Item - L or ZL Rear View - X

[@Trevor-kc6zv]

Poof’s content is so funny and relatable, more so than all the other content creators I watch. Keep up the incredible work!!!

[@slakzy7089]

Ok Trevor

[@Fayren01]

It's funny cuz Dashie was having such a hard time with toad too🤣

[@Bestbuddies2021]

Really lol

[@rjm_0809]

"This is literally the hardest shit iv'e ever done." *That's what she said.*

[@kiyan2ndchannel944]

Beef boss: hi Poof: Nye 0:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Beef boss: HI Poof: NYE 2:42 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@youtubeuser2389]

this was painful to watch. great as always!

[@JSearsFilms27]

Poof calling Larry "Randy Rooster" was the funniest thing I've seen all year.

[@micahphilson]

Man, if only you could steer without drifting in this game, then maybe the steering would be manageable!

[@TheSheepster]

How ironic that he drifts when he doesn't have to

[@BerkKayhan]

I mean without drifts the game would be lame asf

[@micahphilson]

@@BerkKayhan Sure, but he clearly doesn't know how to control it, he just hits the button and slides sideways into the nearest wall.

[@sebastianprieto7070]

@@micahphilson faxx tho he just slides into the wall

[@ultradank4799]

When your vehicles stats are up you can equip a sensor that keeps you on track. Tap the right bumper whenever you’re about to exit the ramps for boost, hold items with right bumper to avoid shells. B is your break, and hold A before 2 fades away.

[@dumo._.9800]

The perfect morning is waking at 5 am on a school day watching videos like this

[@FlowerKing-ib4rv]

I really enjoy Poofesure's videos, and the DLC in the game rocks! It's a thousand times better, and always makes my day!

[@laser_uhhhh]

the 1x1px textures in the grass:

[@noahmitchell7903]

*Baby Mario CLEARY taunts and slides past Poof to steal 3rd place* Poofesure: 10:14 of course right at the f*cking end, and now I’m gonna get 3rd… *Finishes* Poofesure: FOuRtH!!!!

[@alphaodyssey17]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter: 8:05 8:08

[@coolmanjack1995]

Poof out hitting every wall like it's bumper bowling

[@RJam56]

1:57, “We have infininite items?!”

[@long_strong8843]

13:33 his name is Likatu

[@Jaffack]

Lakitu

[@evl952]

Mario kart 8 has been out for almost a decade and it’s very evident that poof has never played it

[@pierresoorden5975]

He did more than a year ago.

[@beefington8770]

toad always ruins everything, typical

[@deezcastforms]

8:43 you just got COCONUT MALLEED

[@mattmojo105]

Well just a normal day it looks like for Poofesure.

[@kingbrettpro]

Toad wants revenge for all of his Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside that you mercilessly destroyed Poof.

[@4m_bi]

1:58 i just love how he destroyed his "8" items by throwing them all for no reason 😂

[@jonathanehlers2288]

I’ve already beaten all of these new courses bring home the gold before you uploaded this.

[@mitchmcham12]

The button to do tricks is just the drift button and you need to start drifting earlier before the turns

[@xxblazegodxx1806]

Laughing helps you live longer and for how long I've been watching you my lifespan has increased by 50 years

[@CesarCheeser08]

Say skill issue all you want, this is still fun to watch

[@somerandomassguyonyt5989]

I started watching this guy from screaming into his microphone breaking his toad controller in Wii sports basketball, how time has changed

[@peteyjoe]

“We can’t do 200cc on mario kart wii” *Laughs in CTGP-R*

[@Vsjdjdbajsnehevsjalfkghshakakd]

200cc is literally not designed for Mario kart courses. You need to use the break a lot in order to make tighter turns

[@kenobi1147]

That’s the point, the game literally tells you to learn break drifting before playing

[@glycon6828]

1:56 "we have infininite items"

[@landocalrissian3957]

The way poof talks to beef boss like it ain’t him 😂 it’s endearing and also let’s him divert blame 😂 so hilarious

[@Happybara.]

“You can’t do 200cc in MKWII” CTGP/speed mods: are we a joke to you?

[@el_compita]

I WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR MORE MK8 CONTENT EARLIER TODAY THE POOF GOD HAS BLESSED ME

[@ThunderingGames]

"We can't do 200cc on MKWii" *MrBean35000vr: hold my soda/pop...*

[@owenburleigh496]

Great to see you back with another video! Keep up the great work man!

[@J_Crane]

Toad is getting revenge for all the toad Wii remotes with Wii motion plus inside

[@DHMISDuckGuy]

You aren’t turning because you chose THE WORST WHEELS, and a MOTORCYCLE

[@jackybones5887]

Yes yes yes! Would love to see more Mario Kart!!

[@boo1_gaming927]

On the title screen, under Info, there's a section called Driving Techniques. It will tell you all of the little neat little things in the game about boosts and what not, including brake drifting.

[@zackd6472]

I have never been frustrated by watching someone else play a game before. Today, that changed

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

6:52 - He almost didn't get 4th but he got it

[@latikae1229]

so glad that coconut mall is back

[@anwensu4381]

Next I wanna see Poofesure rage at and play a claw machine. He could win by screaming so much he breaks the glass.

[@bodvarson1933]

I had no idea thtlat watching Poof play games could get more painful.