Toaster Tom Learns Nothing

[@StarFox514]

Toaster Tom is going to be visited by the ghost of the IRS.

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

NUH UUUUHHHH

[@Fox_Thee_Scheming_Kitsune]

*cue IRS racking yuh huh ammunition*

[@Golems_victory]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 YAH HUH 😉😱😜

[@FrisktheBunny]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 me, the ghost of the IRS: ARE YOU SHURE ABOUT THAT????????????????????????????????????????????//////////????????????????????????//////?????

[@Rexlaninetales]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 To His Eminence, the Exalted Liege of the Furry Protogen Empire, It is with an urgency most grave that I pen this missive, yet again, to thy illustrious court of mechanized mirth and bedlam. Thy noble kindred and their enigmatic, electrified influence have caused ripples-nay, tidal waves-throughout the realms of Kitsunia. Pray, allow me to enlighten thee upon the plight that hath unfolded in my once tranquil dominion, Neodespina, a realm birthed from ashes, now threatened by chaos most untamed. Reports flood mine ears of vulpine citizens, once paragons of diligence, succumbing to baffling lethargy, manifesting in the most absurd locales. Lo, the azurian fox, collapsing mid-labor; the magenta vulpine, barricading communal privies in pursuit of slumber most indecorous; and the gilded fox, nesting beneath dining tables amidst startled patrons. This descent into indolence coincides most suspiciously with the burgeoning presence of thine kaleidoscopic brethren. ‘Tis no coincidence, methinks, but a contagion of disorder seeded by thy unbridled progeny. Felinequine’s sovereign, the esteemed Bethany, doth share my vexation. Her citizens, too, have borne the brunt of thine unrelenting antics. And though we differ in method, we are unified in resolve: this degradation of order, decorum, and discipline cannot be suffered to persist. Your Protogen legions, with their radiant hues and kinetic antics, doth unravel the delicate fabric of our societies. Whilst their mirthful pursuits may delight, their unchecked proliferation hath sown unrest where unity once reigned. I beseech thee, therefore, to intervene with the swift hand of leadership, tempering the wild flames of chaos that engulf the land. Shouldst thou fail to leash this mischief, be assured that Neodespina and Felinequine will not hesitate to exercise measures most stern. And, lest thou disregard this as an idle threat, know this: thy unchecked influences doth edge us ever closer to the entropic embrace of Mauvais Sauns. As thou art well aware, his insidious grasp thrives upon division and discord. Shall thy empire’s antics grant him unwitting aid? Or wilt thou prove thyself a steward of balance and ally to the greater good? Reflect upon thy role, O radiant one, for the fates of many intertwine with thine choices. Recall the solemn truth: whilst chaos hath its place, unchecked, it doth spiral into destruction. May thy wisdom prevail over whimsy, lest thy kingdom falter beneath the weight of its own exuberance. In stern but hopeful counsel, Rexla Dé Kitsunia Guardian of Balance, Arbiter of Harmony, and Sovereign of Neodespina

[@Scooty7]

This implies that he's capable of learning and just won't. Astounding.

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

yes

[@Sky_The_Fluffy_Dragon]

"THE F*CK YOU MEAN NUH-UH?!" ALWAYS KILLS ME 🤣🤣🤣

[@to_ots9701]

I don't care what ghost you bring into my house, I'm not paying taxes!

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

yeah, this is now a cannon Toaster Tom line

[@Sibuna19]

Toaster Tom has a cannon?

[@to_ots9701]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 Real :3

[@moonglidegaming4108]

Wait toaster Tom has a w h a t @Sibuna19

[@player-we9pj]

1:04 best “nah uh” joke in history

[@Utoh.raptar]

Late stage capitalism be like

[@Caleb-n6x]

I ONLY LEARN CAPITALISM!

[@Gryphon1-1]

I really like your three stages of toast thing you got going on there

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

thanks

[@chris_is_here_oh_no]

This was a perfect re-telling!

[@Guineh76]

Freaking hilarious! Love the different stages of toast being the ghosts. Great short!

[@NerdyChocolateLabradoodle]

A Christmas Carol, but Scrooge just doesn’t care.

[@LoofisGreyclaw-yg8tv]

The last ghost really needs to come up with better threats.

[@Firtheprotogen]

"Soon you'll be unalived. Nuh uh"

[@WolfX1120]

Second best Christmas Carol adaptation ever :3

[@AROD-GAMER-24]

The A Christmas Carol in a nutshell (protogen edition)

[@IorekByrnison086]

Toaster Scrooge will always be TOASTER Scrooge.

[@JennaTheFox77]

A Christmas Carol if furries took the set:

[@jadelin2635]

Well.... At least he said good luck? No actually that was probably because he has stakes in student loans..... Yeah no he's a gonner.

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

"Toaster Tom" HIDE HIM FROM THE MECHANICUS!!!!

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

Literal Death having less aura than Tom is so real-... 💀💀💀

[@dakshgurung]

A Capitalist Carol

[@MarektheMenace]

Dang. I like this guy. This is my 1st time meeting him

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

tom seems to have a lot of fans, despite the fact he's pretty one note, and has only been in a handful of videos before guess people like snake oil sales-proto's lol

[@MarektheMenace]

@genericpurpleprotogen1 he is like mr krabs, but furry

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

oooooh ok

[@GeraldChapp-f9c]

​@@genericpurpleprotogen1 You are the reason I'm interested in furries and especially Protogens. Thank you.

[@petis1477]

I think the spirits are the ones that learn something from him, he's the stupidly wise one

[@contexgreenbrier2806]

imma be honest with you purple, i expected the "ghost of the future" to be moldy bread

[@Protogensarecool]

Thanks for making this funny stuff it’s really helping with my current situation. I have gone through too much loss recently and this helps. Especially with the most recent and worst news, I received a few minutes ago, which I’m not really gonna dive deep into, but it involves my dog.

[@bluecreeper1931]

Nah he just did capitalism

[@lionelwhiskerknot]

"Hurray! I've learned nothing!" Um.... You sure you don't work for government?

[@Viddi21]

i bet Toaster Tom's foster dad was a Microwave. it would explain alot

[@SilvercattoOsom]

Yay, Toaster Tom's back!

[@decusq]

sadly this is every billionaire in the world right now.

[@OrionHartwick]

This is so much better than any Christmas movie alive. 😂

[@foxu2356]

Toaster Tom needs a visit from Luigi....just sayin

[@7019mb]

Hi Purple, I hope you’re doing great! I just wanted to say how much I love your content-it’s always so creative, hilarious, and entertaining. Your Team Fortress 2 videos, in particular, are some of my favorites, and they really capture the fun and chaotic charm of the game. On that note, I wanted to ask if you’d consider making more TF2 content in the future. Whether it’s funny moments, creative edits, or gameplay shenanigans, your unique style really brings the game to life. Additionally, I think it would be amazing to see your take on Half-Life 2! The game has such a rich and memorable world, and I can only imagine the humor and creativity you could bring to it. Whether it’s a fresh playthrough, skits, or any kind of commentary, I know it would be incredible. Of course, I understand you’ve got your own plans and projects, but if there’s ever room for more TF2 or Half-Life 2 content, I know fans like me would be absolutely thrilled! Thanks again for all the awesome work you do. Can’t wait to see what’s next! Best regards, 7019mb

[@otakustarwars1757]

Lol wtf he said hooray I learned nothing

[@DarkRaikon]

True.... we learned purple needs more money so he wont die

[@blindfold-p7h]

Horray ive learned nothing ~me when french class is done

[@zefamadjan9101]

Same when learn japan language i also learn nothing because my brain shutdown the entire lessons

[@Braun-i5g]

I mean…. Why donate to the poor when there are plenty of prisons and union workhouses - someone 1800s

[@solartheskywingspeedpaints9907]

What a silly little guy

[@Arche_TheP0ny]

Lol this was a bit funny loved it so so awesome.

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

Toaster Tom about to be introduced to the ghost of Christmas shortage and my bathtub

[@Golems_victory]

XD this was hilarious 😂 and creative good job 👍🏻😂

[@Ribbons0121R121]

Ghost of future has markus energy

[@jtracksgaming6486]

dang they even got a college for toast now

[@LufthansaAirways]

he’s back

[@LunaIsACockatiel]

I’ve learned nothing -toaster Tom 2024

[@murderofbirder]

money

[@_sliver]

H-he killed a ghost? Toaster tom is holding back his power

[@wolfprince1088]

Tom is the next Scrooge

[@Sky_The_Fluffy_Dragon]

You're such a goofball 🤣🤣🤣

[@Depproto]

Bro is gonna buy so many replacement parts that there's going to be a shortage of electronics worse than the one that happened during covid

[@Stella_the_fox9]

I like the ending is funny

[@enderslime2090]

Who need learning if you’re filthy rich

[@DiamondKittyCat]

[@kitty-danger]

Yipppeeee Tom's back

[@KeatonPerrault-Carriere]

Why are all the ghosts stages of bread

[@adamvossen5374]

Based Toaster Tom - I love it!

[@theman-g9m]

[@alyxgraff9121]

Corpos during Xmas be like:

[@techspec2551]

Are the names of the ghosts Wheet, Brad, and Toost?

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

yeah probably

[@Lore_Searcher]

This screams bah humbug

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

Wait- how can they be shot…? They’re ghosts…

[@ProtoPal-YT]

I just love 1:09

[@Rexlaninetales]

To His Most Exuberant Majesty, the Heir to the Throne of Furry Protogens, Upon mine desk hath arrived yet another troubling matter, one that cannot be ignored nor dismissed as mere happenstance. Thy kin, the ever-energetic Protogens, hath once more descended upon the lands of Kitsunia, and with their boundless antics, have wrought great discord and chaos upon mine humble kingdom, Neodespina. It is with the gravest concern and utmost urgency that I pen this letter to thee, beseeching thy attention and intervention. Thy subjects, endowed with an energy rivaling the very lightning of Zaxxon Windia, seem to have embedded themselves within the daily lives of my vulpine citizens. What once was a realm of balance and diligence hath now devolved into nocturnal chaos, with pranks and nocturnal prowling replacing the industriousness that once defined Neodespina. These disruptions do not merely affect the citizens of my realm but ripple outward, upsetting the delicate balance of Kitsunia itself. The Matters of Grave Concern: 1. Sleepless Nights, Unproductive Days: Thy Protogens’ tireless revelry hath ensnared mine people, keeping them awake during the sacred hours of rest. The following days see mine vulpine citizens lethargic and unable to fulfill their duties. This is most unlike them, for the foxes of Neodespina were once paragons of resilience and balance. 2. Cultural Corruption: Thy kin hath inspired mine vulpine to engage in mischief most unbecoming of Neodespina’s solemn ethos. Reports have reached mine ears of pranks being pulled within the neighboring realm of Felinequine, much to the ire of Queen Bethany Felidae. This disrupts not only the harmony of Neodespina but also threatens the fragile peace between our realms. 3. Lack of Discipline: Neodespina, reborn from the ashes of Despina, was meant to stand as a beacon of unity and diligence. Yet now, it teeters on the edge of disarray. Thy Protogens’ antics have sown a seed of apathy among mine people, who now shirk their duties to partake in pranks and other trivialities. 4. A Growing Storm of Chaos: While thy kin may see their actions as harmless, the truth is that their chaos feeds into a greater entropy, one that Mauvais Sauns himself might exploit. If Neodespina falters, it opens a gateway for the corruption and destruction that he thrives upon. My Plea to Thee: O noble leader of the Protogens, I implore thee to take heed of these matters and intervene swiftly. Thy kin must be called to account for their actions, and measures must be taken to ensure that their antics do not continue to disrupt the balance of Kitsunia. I propose the following: • A Diplomatic Summit: Let us convene to address these issues and find a harmonious resolution. Perhaps thy Protogens, with their boundless energy, may be channeled into constructive endeavors that benefit Kitsunia as a whole. • Guidelines for Conduct: Establish within thy kin a code of conduct that respects the sovereignty and cultural norms of the realms they visit. • A Unified Effort Against Entropy: Join forces with the kingdoms of Kitsunia to ensure that Mauvais Sauns does not exploit this chaos to further his destructive aims. This matter is not one of mere inconvenience; it is a threat to the very balance of our world. Thy Protogens possess great potential for good, yet their energy must be tempered with wisdom and purpose. It is within thy power, O noble leader, to guide them toward a path that benefits all. In closing, know that this plea comes not from animosity but from a desire for harmony and unity among all beings of Kitsunia. May thy wisdom and leadership shine as brightly as the neon glow of thy kin’s mechanical visages. Yours in earnest diplomacy, Rexla Dé Kitsunia Guardian of Balance and Sovereign of Neodespina

[@JaydenPark-c5v]

Why are they bread?😂😂

[@CatWell33]

grilled cheese

[@Daxyl]

Eat the rich!!!

[@Real-marvel-jesus]

Eat the poor and eat the rich

[@0ri0n.0n.p4ws]

TFYM NUH UH?

[@axolotl1234]

Chip

[@ianpuckett8150]

Hi

[@FangGamrXx]

T O M

[@A13x_666]

HELL YEAH BREAD

[@A13x_666]

wait i just realized its toast... because protos are toasters oh XDDDD

[@Randomidiotlol]

Bro skipped all dialogue options 😭

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

its not called "skip" its called GUN!

[@Randomidiotlol]

@ fair point lol

[@OwOStranger]

LOL

[@ikisuci239]

Soòoooooooòooooooo...... long capitalism 😂

[@Iceygorilla]

It feels illegal to be this early

[@sad_pineapple]

I have a b**** of a friend who acts exactly like this, and I am slowly moving into the weird consideration of is this person actually worth spending time with... huh :/

[@DVthedigitalhero]

This is just most CEOs nowadays.

[@youngmoney2122]

Nuh Uh 😂

[@EvanFurry]

Toaster your mom❤

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Cute and funny video. ❤

[@hervix]

Day 11 of getting purple to notice that his discord link is outdated

[@Eyepokai]

A toaster carol

[@HeliostheChicken-o8p]

Let's be honest we would want toaster Tom no other way

[@VoxelizedPixels]

boo

[@xile-et8vs]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@Firtheprotogen]

Wdym boo

[@Davtwan]

And then the live audience clapped. We all love Toaster Tom (until he scams us).

[@eatingsockswithbacon2996]

*Consume the spirits.* Like pac-man, haha!

[@Firtheprotogen]

"Soon you'll be unalived. Nuh uh"

[@JaydenPark-c5v]

Why are they bread?😂😂