"today i will fight all ultrakill bosses at once"

my laptop, however, did not consent to such

[@notandum]

they simply knew they'd lose and thus crashed my computer to avoid humiliation - it's the only plausible explanation

[@cannadlrlwrma5800]

LOL 🤣

[@synicality6544]

Victory was not assured so they extracted from the mission

[@firstlettersecondpower]

Obviously.

[@Bone_Incidents]

yeah prime minos kinda sucks tbh i think malicious face is a better and harder boss

[@firstlettersecondpower]

@@Bone_Incidents true

[@czekola]

>Full auto >Goes into powerpoint presentation mode

[@nobodycares7364]

Imagine if it was fuller auto 💀

[@Mr.Potato2900]

​@@nobodycares7364goes into Microsoft Excel to make a presentation

[@theoneheadman]

One thing was missing, Minos Prime saying "WEAK" after Lag

[@doctordogelordtmg9637]

WEAK COMPUTER=WEAK HELPLESS GAMER! PC stops lagging OH SHIT

[@NeilMcEachin]

When V1 stops lagging

[@thatspacepirate]

"Full auto"

[@unknownknife4993]

“Why are we in the past”

[@the_j1]

"Just use the salt."

[@SilasTheHero]

@@the_j1 "IM REACHING...."

[@deadfurydbf9647]

"IM GONNA FUCKING POISON YOU!"

[@Omori-Real]

“Fuller auto”

[@troypowers750]

"Why are we in the past?" *_You mean he knows you tried this before?_*

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

I think he says that because they are in gm construct 🤔

[@alternative7586]

​@@halbarroyzanty2931 nah that's just one of the (re)spawn lines

[@niveth1]

@@alternative7586 it’s a *joke*

[@Vertheh]

Wow i didn't notice ultrakill had a fuckton of bosses until now

[@Deviiss]

Probably because some of them become regular enemies soon after

[@gneu1527]

It has even more

[@OrangeCreamsicle]

I feel your pain, my laptop reaches egg frying temperatures after a few minutes of the vents being covered

[@coocato]

vent??? suis!/

[@CptDoot]

bro i play games on my fuckin' 2 gigs of ram laptop, mf it crashing and the graphics card crashing is the usual plus i have like no space left on it

[@OrangeCreamsicle]

@@CptDoot I hope you can one day play on a half decent machine

[@CptDoot]

@@OrangeCreamsicle toaster gaming

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@CptDoot I prefer potato gaming but ok

[@theairacobra]

be happy he didnt use fuller auto

[@soundwave2825]

There's something about how Hideous Mass and Flesh Prison turn at the same time before the game gets atomized that really sells this video.

[@carriewilson1006]

That’s a new sentence

[@wojak5145]

What’s the diamond with teeth and how would a person unlock it? I’ve somehow beaten the game twice and never known of its existence

[@carriewilson1006]

@@wojak5145 p rank all of act one too open a door in gluttony

[@soundwave2825]

That's the P-1 boss which you unlock by P-Ranking everything in act 1

[@wojak5145]

@@soundwave2825 alright. I have nothing to do this weekend…thanks

[@f34rforce39]

Last known words “full auto”

[@clover1068]

"Why are we in the past!?" *"Full auto."*

[@hordamis5651]

Last 2 things you hear "Full Auto" and "oh hey civvie."

[@mrdeun3655]

and just in background you hear "uhhhhh... hi cancer mouse"

[@chucanoris]

If there even is a concievable strat for this i'd say the order of enemies to focus on would be Minos, V2s, Gabriel, Flesh Prison then whoever's left

[@yoshifan2334]

depending on how comfortable you are with the patterns, FP is possibly quite prone to doing some of the work for you via friendly fire

[@chucanoris]

@@yoshifan2334 plus you can parry its homing attacks for hp aswell

[@enn1924]

I think FP and the Hideous Mass would end killing most of them by friendly fire

[@LispyIsMuch]

Can't wait to see what happens when the full game comes out

[@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea]

death

[@quickscope8034]

full auto

[@olasoyvida]

@@quickscope8034fuller auto

[@becauseiexistlmao]

Oh no that’s *fuller auto*

[@bingusshlingus1442]

Through the magic of the druids, he crashed your game!

[@stoccReal]

The fact that Gabriel just slowly fly away from the player

[@sethyeates7832]

He knew what was going to happen

[@stacklysm]

I really can't blame him

[@clericalheretic]

Clearly the only way they'd win is by bricking your computer. I was rooting for you the whole time!

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

you forgot to spawn my favourite boss, right cerberus!!

[@enemyshadowdemon]

So this is the judgement prime minos always talks about

[@sebrasebra]

My laptop is strong enough to survive this, albeit at 8 frames per second, So I’d just like to say that it usually starts with Minos doing judgement, falling through the ground. Most of the weaker bosses dying to Cancer mouse (unless you stand on him, then he dies,) Mandalore gaming, and flesh prison. then you watch as V2.1 and V2.2, who can’t move because you spawned them as blind enemies cripple you of coins. You try to kill v2.2 first but since you have to stay mostly still, you are ambushed by both Gabriels and flesh prison’s everything.. You then notice most of the enemies are dead, to which you reply “ok, I’m gonna win so I might as well just kill them now”

[@NintenGunner]

"damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing"

[@dripy5851]

bruh literally the first thing i did when they added all the bosses to the spawner💀

[@PhoePhoeLovesAke]

More like "today i will ultrakill my cpu"

[@Swordsmachinegaming93]

SPOILERS FOR P-2 Now redo this video but with Flesh Panopticon and Sisyphus Prime

[@xstormx501elxd7]

"¿why we are in the past?" "Full Auto" * epic atacks sound effects *

[@Lorendrawn]

They became so powerful they leapt out of notandum's laptop and throttled them to death.

[@notandum]

this is true i was there

[@dabiggestratintown]

Never realized how huge flesh prison was

[@lunard_xd5253]

wish king minos was added into the spawn hand

[@E-Man-3]

"Why are we in the past?" Becuse you broke this guy's PC so hard, that the time go back to the point that this guy started his recording.

[@Yumeko_wa_nemui]

This is definitely what hakita wanted

[@GenericProtagonist7]

That comment from owl was hilarious; "Why are we in the past? Oh *this* fuckin' guy again!"

[@lynxzxz]

ah yes, mindflayer. my favourite boss

[@SUPERLEAF002]

You know the game will kick your ass when 3/4 enemies are bosses or mini-bosses

[@windymiller9621]

This is the last thing a person have to fight before entering the gates of heaven

[@gaboswampert]

Love how the flesh prision is constantly spinning, even when paused

[@whatevermanh7657]

and yet my weak laptop still manages to survive after spawning all enemies in the sandbox including bosses.

[@ethanstephenson534]

Pov: you walk into the wrong classroom

[@JimmyJoeBob420]

And then the game crashed and they all looked at me with hyper-realistic bleeding eyes

[@F0UR3V3R]

The eyes were bleeding because I had tried to gouge them out. However, I realized that I was not V1 and I was promptly ganged up on.

[@sharkpog7965]

They're last words ware "full outo"

[@kenhokai-u2f]

this blud can cook, but his pc can't 💀

[@soulsurvivor2706]

The rodent shall rise above all.

[@dread_and_agony]

bro really said "Why are we in the past?" While idle.

[@jehuazrielventura5409]

"Full Auto" -Top 10 moments before disaster

[@Rucktheperson]

Herb messiah’s next challenge

[@containsnosmashmouth1849]

damn, ultrakill bosses got hands

[@quantdev]

Do you know you can summon leviathan and King Minos corpse too? It's not very stable but you can do it

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Congratulations! We are going to beat you to death."

[@magolorsuggests7233]

man, the power of the druids really *is* strong.

[@TheMcK777]

From full auto to full stop

[@HuyNguyen-rk8dy]

If you spawn minos prime and gabriel together then we're they suppose to be enemies in the lore ? They would fight each other instead of teaming up to kill v1

[@TheminedocraftTerminator150503]

So technically, yes, in the lore they'll gut each other off (with high win for MP), issue being, the mod to spawn MP is different than the one from Hakita, thus they'll both have normal AI, team up against V1 and "JUDGEMENT OF HELLEAVEN." his metal

[@Wink_Welovepj4]

p-3 looks fire

[@canihaveadoublecheeseburgerpls]

"full auto" -famous last words

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

ngl flesh prison and gabriel were definitely the culprits

[@DEADPOTATO__]

*FULL AUTO*

[@stacklysm]

"Full auto" PC: Nope, I'm out

[@JimmyJoeBob420]

My whole life i tought mindflayer wasnt a boss 💔

[@MisterAwsome1234]

How did you get both cancerous rodents and MDK&O in the spawn menu? I already fought them but they still won't show up in the spawn menu for me.

[@suikapuffin]

alright, now do it again, and include sisyphus, someone's missing, corpse of king minos

[@roiwelboren9302]

All I see is an album cover

[@accelerator5195]

he forgot sword machine

[@arandomguy71]

now fight sisyphus with these.

[@naenaemister5048]

part 2?

[@Sentinel_of_the_GFI]

waaaaaaaa you didnt spawn the 4 swordsmachines

[@cookiesonastick]

I don’t know what I expected

[@suikapuffin]

literally no one talked about corpse of king minos missing

[@user-cr9vs6kw7k]

as if it didn’t crash fast enough

[@yourlocalmoron153]

*Full auto.* (Computer crashes)

[@MasterTopHat]

Dude said full auto and broke you computer

[@trampoline11x]

Full Auto, Goes in to full stop instead...

[@torinlupo807]

Why is mind flayer there??

[@sivrios]

Why are we in the past? Full auto.

[@explosionproof9720]

very 💀 rodent staring at you

[@49gamer51]

Why are we in the past

[@49gamer51]

Full Auto *the game dies*

[@rubikscubegaming2412]

Why is the mind flayer there?

[@Terratomere]

why was mindflayer there

[@Imjustswaghi]

how do you get that robot boss

[@clydewy]

it's cool if you are good enough to fight all bosses at once, but if your pc isn't able to fight God it's no use :)

[@SHARKY_009]

R.I.P laptop

[@Som_Guy]

why's the mindflayer there

[@Dr.Pootis]

I suppose because it's kind of a miniboss?

[@Stevder]

Where corpse of king minos

[@timmyg8888]

He's far too big to be spawned and even if he could be spawnable, he can't hit V1

[@tdimensional6733]

"full auto"

[@dimitriy743]

What is that green bosses?

[@dedmemelordmemelord9971]

is this gm construct but in ultrakill?

[@timmyg8888]

Yes

[@PRUSSIA-1]

BEAT AUAJAUAJAIAKAIAAUAJAUAJA A TOTALLY REAL BOSS LIKE ITS SO REAL…. YUP…..

[@Cotte2112]

whats that skeleton enemy next to the flesh prison?

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

A skeleton enemy

[@Cotte2112]

@@MyNameIsNotSmith ohh thanks, didn't notice it was a skeleton enemy

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

@@Cotte2112 always happy to help.

[@Cotte2112]

@@MyNameIsNotSmith fr tho, where do you find that enemy? p ranked the game but haven't ran into it

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

@@Cotte2112 idk I have never played this game

[@clueless1281]

yes. but why?

[@Viarture]

Wouldn't they kill eachother?

[@danieltonfall775]

*Now go against every single enemy in the game. its possible, I did it.*

[@manly.mcbeefington]

mind flayer isnt a boss though

[@just-mees]

full auto! *game goes semi auto*

[@ThingsUnknown]

no, no you wont

[@kmerc4526]

Perish 😐

[@madlad7488]

No, no you will not lol

[@toustikcz640]

Full auto

[@squiddog3660]

“Full auto.” PC: Ayo, I’m not apart of this!

[@digital-black]

you forgot about minoses corpse.

[@warboy9941]

You can't spawn it

[@digital-black]

@@warboy9941 but you can go to his court and spawn the bosses there.

[@deadass849]

@@digital-black big brain

[@poisenbery]

"Full auto"

[@arch231angel3]

FULL AUTO

[@ulric8445]

Full auto

[@Kyugorn]

*Game crash*

[@ulric8445]

@@Kyugorn fuller auto

[@Kyugorn]

@@ulric8445 Through the power of the druids I increase my speed!