Toji vs Megumi pt. 2 😭

[@victorkaranja1420]

"ROSES AR- WAIT!" Brother actually resolved it without signing a self termination clause

[@p_ct8953]

Then pulled it on a level 2 Npc 😂

[@user-gv4el2qj8m]

​@@p_ct8953🤣🤣🤣 shoulda pulled it out on jogoat. 🗿

[@AndrettiGA]

That’s his only bag lmao he pump fakes raga alot

[@jablue4329]

Jokes aside, since Toji doesn't have cursed energy and thus wouldn't disrupt the exorcism, Megumi probably would've been able to have Maho exorcised by summoning it and having Toji whoop it.

[@Tavian721]

​@@jablue4329 When Mahoraga adapts to punch and kick

[@thefieryember6689]

“You can call, text, I even got email… AND XBOX LIVE!” 💥 That shit is gold.

[@souppi]

Is that a pun

[@thefieryember6689]

@@souppi Ayyyy someone caught on.

[@baconlord2545]

Nah he don’t have gold

[@DevDog08]

This is some advanced humor lol 😂

[@yuh128]

Definitely a W comment

[@chopot]

Nickels be big as quarters when you ain’t have a dolla- dead beat fushiguro spitting 😂

[@purplemario6049]

Check don't hit til Saturday was straight facts

[@henryviiifake8244]

Straight HEAT! 😭😭😭

[@cerealkiller4810]

Even though it was a joke that almost hurt to hear.😂

[@kaydenherbert3919]

😂

[@Fradycat]

5 months later but it’s toji speakin

[@kasagure.]

Toji broke as hell but STILL got Xbox money that's craaazy

[@dantesparrow9903]

Nah Xbox live is free

[@アオインク]

@@dantesparrow9903tell me boy, how would you be running Xbox live without a console????

[@ultimatemaster2407]

He be sliding on folks for their 3-Day Xbox live gold trial codes

[@confusedperson9041]

That's why he broke

[@Non-juicy]

He said Xbox live not Xbox gold membership lol.

[@Twister_V5]

“You know how hard it is to pull 87 cents out yo pocket and check You got all of i?” Got me dying 😭😭

[@8olidforever29]

As soon as he said that shit , I dyed laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@leovillant768]

It is very true tho

[@user-cw5je1wz9q]

Finding that 88th send feels like pulling out a band tho

[@AntiHeroJohn]

"Nickels be big as Quarters when you ain't ever had a dollar" actually a really good line

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

I don't get it

[@Zaddssr]

Also true

[@darthf698]

"I know one way to become debt free" 💀😂😂😭☠️

[@james8981]

*THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCK I MENT!!!* 🤣👌

[@thecameraman6275]

Man that scene was crazy

[@GoneHaos]

This short had me weak

[@BloxxerGoverment]

"THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT"

[@Mr.Un0riginality]

“Take that same energy and take it into clearing your fucking debt!” I KNOW he been waiting since childhood to say that shit

[@iliadaandodisea]

Thing is, he's STILL a child

[@Mrikeepgettinmoneyagain]

Mfs not realizing Toji strength letting him throw cars and kick 18 wheelers like it’s nothing.

[@zukitamo]

He does it with less effort than yuji does in shibuya

[@Mrikeepgettinmoneyagain]

@@zukitamopeak superhuman performance fasho 😂

[@GKnight_]

he never got nerfed he just got buffed earned that mf dad strength

[@thekookiegod]

Bro always complaining about being broke like he can’t just be a fucking athlete💀💀 Like damn, set up an arm wrestling booth or sum shit. Bro gambling in the wrong things😭

[@user-vf8yr6hh1u]

​@@thekookiegod I feel like a lot of characters in JJK suffer from big dumbass syndrome. Even when the solution is obvious, they just don't do it. Like you said, Toji earns weak money gambling when he could easily make a hell of a lot more money utilizing his crazy strength. Arm wrestling, construction work, literally any kind of sport that requires physical strength. There's no reason he can't. But he just like, "nah, I'mma gamble on tiny boats."

[@HorridDespicableThing]

"Nickels be big as quarters when you never had a dollar" my brother in christ that is the rawest line I've ever heard in my fuckin life

[@swiggite-shogun3331]

"Strong ahh, Broke ahh 🥷"

[@mkiller9926]

You gotta appreciate the man's determination to be debt free

[@Fred_not_found]

This is the straight up Boondocks of JJK

[@michellegebert8280]

I can't even pull a line out coz all of em were crazy😭

[@JakobVargas]

Nickels be as big as quarters when you ain't never had a dollar! I'm using that one

[@Crimtero]

The amount of quoteables from this channel is absurd. I could spend hours reciting the memes fr

[@SunnyDaking_]

“ you how hard is to pull out 0.87 cents out yo pocket and make sure you got all of it?!?”

[@wolfsyndrome91]

My mans just became debt free again😂

[@kumara6665]

“AND XBOX LIVE” Best toji line

[@vibeyartedits2245]

"Take that same energy and put it into clearing your debt" Proceeds to self shutdown

[@specterclown]

toji meeting megumi after he got bailed out

[@Arej-hd8hu]

Nickels be big as quarters when you ain't got a dollar 😂

[@marcel_tha_prince4943]

Check don’t hit… TIL SATURDAY!!! 😂😂😂

[@HitsuuVR]

The fact that Toji did the exact same death sound as when he got killed by Gojo's Hollow Purple Tip is hilarious.

[@hi_koality221]

“Due to my financial situation, I have decided to stop living” 😂

[@GadoStark]

I know he's supposed to sound like a badass but he sounds like a man who's only known fight and struggle. To everyone he'd be seen as unstoppable, but to me this just sounds like pain without recovery

[@wiseman46237]

Hood Toji a deadbeat who trapped himself in the lifestyle. He be gambling for fun and as his job.

[@user-cw1vx8rr1l]

Nickels be big as quarters when you aint never had a dolla had me dead

[@JustMeEquinox]

Average southern dad.

[@KayK4YYY]

i’m still laughing from the fact there were literal cars thrown at him lmfao

[@hossammlaiha7889]

"i pass my debt to you son"

[@cashavemundo617]

“Broke ass, strong ass, n”😭😂

[@homaedo7547]

if Toji was in the hood, that man would want all the smoke, look whats he doin with his kid XD

[@brub1738]

Bro was really ready to pull out big Raga out on his dad😭😭

[@_Nometa_]

"I know one way to become debt free!" Bro is a master at tax evasion.

[@actuallyv1fromultrakill]

the loud sound effects and the booming voice is what fucking gets me

[@ghislain7282]

Megumi was about to hit him with that child support conversation

[@user-rz8wd3hm1c]

Watching his skits shows what a modern boondocks would looked like

[@AlbertMpofu-ik9zw]

"You know how hard it is to pull 87 cents outa my pocket and make sure you got all of it!?" *Golden 😂*

[@Knxwledge2]

"And xbox live" sound just like my dad

[@chrisjpdx]

It’s perfect that the strongest cursed user is a billionaire and the one with no cursed energy is askin to hold a dollar 😂😂😂

[@RolaiEckolo]

The "AND xbox live!" as the truck explodes behind him is actually perfect comedic timing

[@Deadfusionkiller1]

Dude is comedic genius Jesus Christ

[@austinalvarez7801]

Bro toke DEAD beat dad to a whole 'nother level! Damn

[@deklineansah]

Do you know how hard it is to pull 87cents out of your pocket and make sure you got all of it?💀

[@SloTh_3dits]

my boy Megumi is weaving those w

[@user-bm1ks3iv7h]

Dad when you miss 1 call😂😂😂😂

[@housemana]

NICKELS IS AS BIG AS QUARTERS WHEN U AINT NEVER HAD A DOLLAR 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@MoDeLi370]

That change talk is SO real

[@ronaldjerez9891]

x box live is crazy 💀

[@swaggingtonswag4life209]

Best part of this is you know all that debt is going to Megumi now 😂😂😂

[@ultimatejim4343]

the one who left (his debt) behind

[@MrDarkvanity]

nickels big as quarters when you never had a dollar

[@jehurevo25]

Toji’s death sound is iconic 😭

[@TML928]

YK HOW HARD IT IS TO PULL OUT 87 CENTS OUT YO POCKET TO MAKE SURE U GOT ALL OF IT???"

[@_talentedg]

“ You know how hard it is to pull out 87 cents and make sure you got all of it ? “Lmaooo

[@hikeno999]

NICKLES BE AS BIG AS QUARTERS WHEN YOU AIN'T EVER HAD A DOLLAR 🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@thegambler975]

"You never check up on your old man ." "Its cause you never hit me up unless you're begging for something." This whole interaction is literally a summary of my relationship with my parents to a T!

[@tylerbray7398]

Nickles be big as quarters when you never had a dollar. Shit hits homes

[@plot4a_plan]

“STRONG ASS BROKE ASS N🥷🏿” top ten moments of all time

[@aleheik]

He sure knows a way to evade taxes, child support and debt💀

[@user-vh7pu3zf3f]

Can’t wait to see abridge zero to come out

[@Overseer31-j6b]

Bro wanted the money real bad.

[@kachiedits6231]

"Xbox live" 😭😭😭😭

[@Rei-ue9zp]

NICKLES BE AS BIG AS QUARTERS WHEN YOU AINT NEVER HAD A DOLLAR Toji is BROKE got bro scrambling for 87 cents

[@Pizzarugi]

"That's not what the fuck I meant!" got me rolling

[@BongWatah]

The sound design on this is great

[@pegasusguy3560]

“My check dont hit, till Saturday”🤣🤣

[@roronoazoro4577]

Bro survived all of that just to pull Mahoraga on a fodder

[@Billabongbabalog]

It's crazy to think Toji was so fed up with life that he was literally handed a resurrection and just said nah!

[@KAMA_THE_ONE]

"Nickels be big as quarters when you ain't never had a dollar" is the best quotable by far. Fuck "big raga", that is a real ass struggle quote jokes aside it hits hard.

[@grimmtunes1376]

Nickels be big as quarters when you ain’t never had a dollar- Toji Fushiguro 2024

[@The_realJohnLowe]

#NicholsBeBigAsQuartersWhenYouAintNeverHadADollar that was epic as hell

[@keyole24]

Nickels do be as big as quarters when you feel it in your pocket😂😂

[@GoneHaos]

Toji be talking straight facts! Nickles will fool you every time

[@avifff]

"AND XBOX LIVE" 😭

[@OptimalHades80]

I seriously thought Toji was gonna get son by his son.💀

[@ChiupelAnimations]

lowkey this voice sounds nice for voice acting

[@rob2x._rob307]

“IM BROKE SON YOU GOT THE POWER TO CHANGE THAT MEG”

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

The way megumi runs from Toji is hilarious he runs like he’s Naruto in like the first arc

[@zacharytodd5063]

"I wish baldurs Gate wasn't turned based" The gameplay if it wasn't:

[@wiseman46237]

Toji took Tavern Brawler and hasn't stopped throwing shit since the fight started.

[@kakarotkills7]

“MY CHECK DONT HIT..TIL SATURDAY”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@dangdart3236]

The toji lines are so good 😭

[@Mellow-Head]

Jujutsu hood

[@user-ij6py2zi9b]

Hood Kaisen

[@shami9773]

Everyone got that broke ass relative.

[@DanielHaight-yz2mw]

The .87 line made me spit out my drink ,good golly

[@THATLITTLERASSCAL]

"I know 1 way to become debt free! 😊"

[@DXDragon38]

Big Raga vs. Toji would have been incredible!

[@Frozen_Overz]

“AND XBOX LIVE” 💀💀💀

[@jesus7087]

Why toji sounding relatable all a sudden

[@AxelOsterman-fx6ie]

Nah, Toji saw Megumi doing the hand sign and was like: shit i gotta calm down

[@F-u-ghosthunter]

"fuck alone" "Fu cologne"

[@user-if4fc6ps5v]

Bro can only afford a pepperoni stick with them 87 cents💀💀💀

[@aero-istocrat9008]

Can we please talk about the “background” noises

[@Stopplayin2100]

This ish gets funnier every time💯 😅😅

[@sethsmith289]

Damn, Toji really had to beat the hell out of his son just for some paper.

[@Masedollars22489]

That had me dead

[@josephwilliams2406]

Funny how Toji can Afford Xbox Live, but is worried about 85 cents😂

[@VoughtBlackNoir]

that "HURGEGH" after he impaled his skull got me dying

[@mr.tymmothyus6723]

"With this sacred treasure-"