Toki ams in charge of snacks

My favorite moment from the extras of Metalocalypse season 3. I OWN NOTHING. ONLY SHARING THIS AS A FAN, plus I can't find this anywhere on youtube.

[@theodorebear6714]

I listened to idiots name foods for like 2 minutes and I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@KitchBitch567]

....yes

[@alexbrownstone4939]

But....can you name them all?

[@sweatysocks8214]

@@alexbrownstone4939 yeah theres Jerky.

[@Arcademan09]

Now I now why Toki is ripped, he's actually eating healthy

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

The Norwegian diabetic is the only one concerned for his health while nathan and pickles are on there third liver

[@propanedaddy5577]

Yeah that's how you get jacked, eating fruit.

[@GuitarJawn]

@@propanedaddy5577 dude, fruit is shit

[@propanedaddy5577]

@@GuitarJawn okay

[@Bingbangboompowwham]

I always thought that was a great detail. When I was playing in bands there was always one guy who’s ripped for some unknown reason.

[@Dmunoz448]

"Since when is eating a fruit satisfying or delicious in the history of the world?" -Murderface

[@itspice8737]

I don't know, oranges are pretty good

[@jfs13]

Wanted to 👍.....but its on 420😉

[@MrEgofreak]

I love me a good apple from time to time.

[@michaelclark5237]

Well fruity drinks and breakfast bars.

[@MutualSOUL]

Fruit was once considered a luxury in Antiquity, given that it was the one thing that could be farmed and/or gathered that didn't taste unpleasant without any prior preparation. The Greeks and Romans took this a step further, and made wine out of certain grapes they found were particularly good for fermenting because how how high in sugar they were. So, Murderface might want to think about that the next time he gets plastered on Mad Dog or Wine Coolers. All this makes me want to grab an apple or some blackberries from the kitchen. I think I'll go do that!

[@kungfuman82]

Toki is the only one with a ripped physique (like in the blues episode from Season 1) and yet everyone's giving him shit about food lol

[@theultimatenuggeth.r9959]

They’re acting like kids around the table, that is so brutal 💀

[@CreepinCreeper01]

Eating your veggies is very not metal.

[@megatronVS]

"It's called an oven Toki" "Shuts ups cuz you're going to go in there like you knows whos."

[@demonslaeyer]

They slipped a jew joke in there so sneakily

[@julealero7689]

Demon Slaeyer isnt murderface a jew?

[@demonslaeyer]

@@julealero7689 i actually dont think so

[@julealero7689]

Oh yeah. Hes Romani.

[@alyxibiteu51]

@@demonslaeyer all these years and I never realized that

[@GunGodYV]

I love how Skwisgaar only wants different types of jerky

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

The only slightly healthy recommendation.

[@jonnie2bad]

@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto murderface mentions "healthy salads that are sealed" 1:51

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

@@jonnie2bad oh, I thought he said unhealthy salads

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto Unhealthy salads are pretty brutal.

[@autumnalburn]

Chips and salsas, did you says that?

[@gregoryschreiter8505]

P I Z Z A F L A V O R E D C O M B O S

[@Totema1]

*camboes

[@MKG176]

...ish...creaaam..

[@SvendleBerries]

MICROWAVABLE SOOOOUUUUP!

[@rejectrealism]

@@Totema1 ceaaaambos

[@OMalleyTheMaggot]

OH! ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ

[@MrMichealHouse]

Skwisgaar is fond of old, mature meat.

[@rejectrealism]

bruh

[@sosomadman]

+1

[@blitzblyat3441]

"Gas station sammiches"

[@telsancho8427]

I like how Pickles eventually doesn't even look at Toki anymore while he rattles off snacks.

[@lordcyanidescrypt7101]

I love that Pickles always says "sammiches" instead of "sandwiches"

[@meklen5836]

Dude you need to fry some stuff, crunch, doritos, taco, beef jerky, pizza, nachoes, doritos, cheeese, chips, nachoes, salsa, pretzels, bean dip, candy bars, sour cream, chocolate, potato chips, peanuts, root beer, nuts, healthy salads that are sealed, truckstop hardboiled eggs, gas station sammiches, sausage, turkey jerky, bun, cheese, combos, ketchup, relish, cinnibon, jerky, teriaki flavored jerky, grilled cheese, frozen from the microwave in 3 minutes, combos, pizza flavored combos, party mix, barbeque chips, sour cream chips, microwavable soup, chips and salsa, jerky chips, mandarin dill pickle chips, coffee, sub sandwiches, regular deer jerky, milk, pepperage farm jerky, icce creeam

[@vaporwavejuice5874]

Thank you OP

[@buttnuttz6119]

I wish Toki was real... so I could be his friend

[@dsq6547]

Yes..

[@Destructerator]

I think it's funnier with the pinch harmonics.

[@Evolfurnace]

TERIYAKI-FLAVORED TURKEY JERKY

[@AL-gy8fx]

Probably his only line not containing an S

[@furiousfinch1587]

Whoa! Uncensored?? That's... I don't know how to take this. I feel like it's actually less metal without the guitar bleeps.

[@Klausinator451]

It's not the same without the guitar.

[@Ziomaletto]

F*shred*s you alls... :(

[@Doltern_]

I accidentally saw it uncensored, murderface with his dick out on a toilet eating a hot dog was not a great sight

[@_sayten_]

Ikr it's so weird and I love it

[@sphynia-cat8250]

The guitar beeps make the cussing funnier imo

[@foxbyte0157]

That sad little "fucks you alls.." at the end by Toki nearly killed me

[@Attilathepun]

CIIIIIINNAMON BUNNNNNNNS,,,

[@emperorpicard7222]

Ax?

[@aj7789]

Tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise but, uhhhhh, just too drunk right now.. toooo drunk..

[@billlupin8345]

Bunnzzzuh Cinnamon bunz

[@Catz0502]

I love Toki.

[@caitlynhadolt8425]

This my favourite thing in the history of the world.

[@bluntforcetraumass1063]

Caitlyn Hadolt lol at the end fucks u alls

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Give them pomegranates. It is the fruit of the _gods_, sprung from the blood of Adonis, and that which ties Persephone to the fucking _underworld_ for half a year. And when you eat it raw, it looks like eating a human heart.

[@garretttalbot9700]

Brutal

[@zephyrsteele1696]

That sounds so metal

[@elitebelt]

Plus it has a lot of syllables which means it's really tasty

[@atomheart147]

Dude it's still a fking fruit!

[@AJZulu]

But its a....Brutalfruit.

[@Tsumami__]

Chiiiips and saaaalsas dids yous says thaaaaat

[@reginaldbutcha4844]

Oh! *whispers* Ice creeeam

[@DtehHermit]

Reeeaaallll brraaand

[@s3rviceDog]

Chad Chadinson gas station sammiches

[@dnap2526]

I want you

[@Kevbo2040]

"Do you know how bad that would look if we bought generic Doritos?! Do you know what that would do to the economy?! If they see US, not eating BRAND NAME Doritos?!"

[@UrFremJoJo]

As bizarre as it sounds that might actually be the case in Dethklok world.

[@Lyze]

@@UrFremJoJo Yeah, Nathan sounded very damn serious about it.

[@LordMajicus]

@@UrFremJoJo The more I think about it, the more I think Nathan was inadvertently right about it.

[@courtneylimonfolsom2284]

Poor toki he's always getting bullied by the boys

[@tsartodd]

including you, Murderface.

[@crimsonrose2417]

I'm not used to hearing Toki actually swear :0

[@wannabeacademic4829]

Same 😂😂

[@MoonLoonie69]

He swears on the show, you're just not used to it uncensored.

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

He probably drops the F bomb as frequently as Skwisgaar does (although still nowhere near as much as Pickles, Murderface and Nathan).

[@Mystic-Panda890]

No not natural berries, we are not a bunch of yoga ladies haha

[@Dutch972]

Stops bein means to Toki ;-;

[@iimwithstupid8595]

Toki is a precious cinnamons rolls ands we must protects him

[@s3rviceDog]

Schizo Fawkes •____•

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

*Toki kawaii~*

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@johnrandolph1989 What?

[@laughingkars889]

*"Fucks you all"*

[@RavenSnocher]

I kept dying through this! "Hot dog, sausage, bun, ketchup, relish" - Murderface 🤣🤣

[@jubsbaltimore841]

WE NEED NAMED BRAND DORITOS!!!!

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Think of the economy!

[@StormsongK]

GEAHS STAYSHIN SAMMICHES

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

I fucking love Pickles

[@laughingkars889]

I could never spell it how it sounds when Pickles talks. You have a gift StormsonngK

[@WGM190065]

Seeing that Wisconsin/MidWestern accent actually spelled out phonetically made it that much better

[@jessecantu4284]

The way murderface says by shouting, "NOT that kirkland sh*t! DORITOS!!" I kind of died from 2:47 to 2:50.😂

[@shadowking1380]

“The more syllables equals more taste” he’s got a point

[@mikefortier7081]

To be fair, he's making lunchables, the God of food

[@eternallegacy89]

But he's cooking it..... with the plastic tray too lol....

[@TheNineteenKing]

Mike Fortier Lunchables was what your parents gave you if they hated you

[@kryptoidkatt]

it better not be the fucking pizza one. Gimme the nuggies

[@Robo__Cough]

To be faiiirrr

[@OneSensitiveArtist]

@@eternallegacy89 More flavor.

[@thetravenousgamer]

NOT THAT KIRKLAND SHIT!!!

[@BboyZoinks]

Beef jerky Turkey jerky Teriyaki flavored turkey jersey

[@ashleelouiserehe7821]

We're not a bunch of yoga ladies, alright? Lololol

[@PainHarbinger]

All of the episodes need to be uncensored, like this particular scene. Makes it better.

[@avthendiarie9955]

You know toki would be only one knows about healthy food I mean he was born in Northway that place in a country for famers

[@1r3n3]

N O R T H W A Y

[@satinsguard]

GES STESHUN SAMMICHES

[@luisgaribay7102]

When has eating a fruit been satisfying or delicious

[@TheMetalWarrior1993]

Murderface: Ohhhhh! Ice creeeeam... (In whisper) I lost it there hahahahhhh 😂😂😂

[@senistor9152]

I love how given the situation of this universe where Dethklok is the #1 influence on all of the entire planet, and everyone wants to be like Dethklok, Nathan ACTUALLY says something smart about the economy for once to keep Doritos from crashing and burning to the ground 😂

[@komradeed4462]

"Fuck you that's not a snack that's shit" that was funny as hell

[@thegunslinger8806]

"Do you know what that would do to the economy if we don't eat brand name doritos?!"

[@chippy82577]

Me and Skwisgaar, in this moment, are on the same wavelength. *Jerky* Its great

[@jeffersonochoa1860]

*Turn on subtitles* Ah elms you burnings plastics over that, Donkey? 😂Skiwsgaar(Shrek) & Toki(Donkey)😂

[@artunascreamsinsandwhich8436]

Poor Toki! Its Goods for yous everyones! 😫

[@TheGreatBonus]

Finally I found this video! I've been searching for the last line for so long. "Fucks you all."

[@weston6226]

FRUITS AIN'T FOOD!

[@sphynia-cat8250]

THE LITTLE "FUCKS YOU ALL" AT THE END IM SOBBING HJHJHGF 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 G O D toki.

[@tokiwartooth8542]

did you hear the show might get renewed . dethkloks playing their first live show in five years in November I think

[@sphynia-cat8250]

@@tokiwartooth8542 aaaa??? Seriously??!!?!? :''''''''''0000 I would love if it came back 😭 😔

[@tokiwartooth8542]

@@sphynia-cat8250 yeah dude try not to get your hopes up too high, but.. they're playing at the adult swim fest later this year and .. brendon n the team are just waiting for their word to get back to work.. of course adult swim ams dildos and haven't given em permission yet, but. they might... if everything goes well. I'm still hopeful !!

[@sphynia-cat8250]

@@tokiwartooth8542 I'm hopeful too. It,,, seems kinda like adult swim is trying to milk it for nostalgia. And buy into that to get money, and disappointed fans. ((Which...I hope...isn't the case)) man,, I feel bad for those who worked on the show,,, ((as an artist myself, I would hate it myself if I created something, but was not able to do anything with it due to someone holding the rights AND not doing anything with it themselves.))

[@deathraceking5029]

I will take any excuse to hear Pickles' ranting voice

[@pugmasterben]

poor Toki....

[@EpicAMV911]

Lets be honest he deserved it. Fruit is shit and he's burning plastic.

[@Xaevryn]

*TRUCK STOP HARD-BOILED EGGS.*

[@adaharrisonn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Xianglican]

"Not that Kirkland sh!t" lmao

[@Magical_Trash]

Shit I'm hungry now 😛🍴🍛🌯🍗🍆🍔🍟🍒🍥🍭🍻🍻🍬🍘🍩🍩🍸🍘🍙🍛🌮🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌮🌮🍱🍮🍛🌭🍗🍟🍟🧀🍞🍳🍯🍟🍳🍳🍳🌭🍝🍤🍤🍤🍤🍖🌭🍲🍲🍜🍟🍟🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾☕️🍰🍫🍿🎂🎂🎂

[@slidetek]

None of that _Kirkland_ shit...

[@jjs8426]

wow really edgy dethklok I'm so used to the harmonic censorship this infected my ear holes xD

[@rachelreii5952]

basically a mood when ur high

[@potaterjim]

I'm just imagining that they threw the guys in a recording booth, and the script said "list snacks for an entire minute"

[@chloegordon1716]

Watching this on my lunch hour at work. Made me go out onto the salesfloor and buy 3 kinds of Doritos.

[@angrybidoof847]

They want the cronch

[@iimwithstupid8595]

*c r o m p c h*

[@N._99]

@@iimwithstupid8595 *f U CK*

[@CaptLuser]

celeries and apples ams cronchy

[@Bloodletter8]

@@CaptLuser "FRUIT IS SHIT"

[@AlecSK27]

1:35 - 2:35 -- This is the EXACT reason why I try not to smoke g@nja before going grocery shopping..

[@sovietflareon7226]

This show never fails to make me laugh.

[@youloser4461]

no dislikes, brutal

[@bcg6760]

This extended scene is fantastic, it's strange that it's on a playlist in your page of cars and hentai music tho

[@rosalisoriano2415]

0:17 “Boinings plastics” 😂

[@KindaGrump]

NO NO NOT NATURAL BERRIES

[@tsartodd]

WE'RE NOT A BUNCH OF YOGA LADIES!

[@Brandon_Lee83]

Lol Nathan: "FRUIT'S AIN'T FOOD!"

[@pyrorevolution69]

Am i the only one who was in the mood for Jerky after watchin this.

[@tophatwolf1778]

This is probably one of my favorite scenes ever

[@theotherone7048]

I just realized that the table is meant to look like a sawblade. Brutal...

[@noceeesa720]

Literally me and my coworker when we try deciding what we want to eat and then who has to get it

[@burstitdown9440]

Unhealthy salads that r sealed XD

[@DimensionsofChange]

God I'm hungry now.

[@drakeunderscoremason]

Now THAT is how you do product placement

[@CrimsonFox36]

fucking love this show. Take note, Seth McFarlane; this is how you write for a minimally animated show

[@StormsongK]

CAMBOS

[@nikoyoart]

Toki’s little “fucks you all...” at the end HAHAHAH awww

[@T--cm9el]

"toki toki"

[@butch2811]

Huh, first time I've heard Metalocalypse uncensored. I kinda like the guitar riff when they swear lol.

[@loverdeadly6128]

lavash bread, cheese, salted meat, nuts, and fresh fruit is god-tier snacks.

[@joebenedetti3637]

I keep coming back to hear Pickles say shit. 😂❤️

[@AlecSK27]

They all sound like me when I make my grocery list after smoking a J:/

[@autumnalburn]

Gas station sammichs.

[@mr.satire6867]

This is the average Mom asking her child and his friends what they wanna eat

[@theyard6958]

"Not that Kirkland shit!". Haha, Good laugh

[@julealero7689]

Same! Fruits arent enough to make you full.

[@DaddyChainsaw]

Ice cream

[@chrisfox9362]

“Tariyaki flavoured turkey jerkey”

[@fireboltaz]

Fact:The only way to fill up on fruit is to eat enough to would kill you. 2:42.

[@lola.cruz916]

"Teriyaki flavored turkey jerky" lolz "Not that Kirkland shit!" "Fucks you all"

[@gabimurray5955]

"Not that Kirkland shit!!"

[@arandommaggot4963]

No one: Not even Charles: Not even the Klokateers: Not even the fans: Not even The Tribunal: Not even the Universe: Not even Heaven nor Hell: Murderface: ...Icce creeeeammm...

[@shannamartinez9494]

This is why Toki is in such great shape and the rest of them aren't.

[@clown-cult96]

This is lunch with my family.

[@insanityawakens]

I think you mean truck stop hard boiled eggs.

[@timothygregory7719]

Murderface " Ice cream" 🍨

[@OneSensitiveArtist]

That's all the stuff I'll be throwing up in the crapper soon.