Tom Malone's ATM Joke on Letterman, May 20, 2014

Tom Malone, master of the trombone and 1,000 other instruments, made a joke to Paul Shaffer during Dave's May 20, 2014, monologue. Paul felt it worthy enough to interrupt Dave's patter and share it with the audience.
Uploaded elsewhere but in better video and audio quality here.

[@SidelerMN]

I like how Dave recognizes how brilliant of a joke this is

[@marksoquetjr4693]

Yep

[@bryansarracino8623]

Wow that joke is hilarious.

[@ronachten2902]

Donz putting in the hard work, even on the weekend! Thank you from all the Dave fans.

[@dongiller]

This came out of a discussion on Twitter last night.

[@sunnymondays6106]

Wow! I've never came out of something before.

[@ucntcit]

@@dongiller whenever i come into a twitter discussion i regret it the next day.

[@greyhoundfivemedia812]

This Thanksgiving, when I share what I'm most thankful for in 2020, standing around a table pretending to pray with my 80 year old parents, I'm going to say Don Giller. Everyone will be confused, and I won't explain it further.

[@zrobeast]

The second punchline sounds like a raunchy dad joke, and I think it was 1,000,000x better than the original.

[@slimydick23]

of course... "the horn section"

[@LNSLateNightSaturday]

Wow! When the band writes better jokes than the writers!

[@samsungtelevision695]

You are the king of KZbin Don. You do such a loving job of editing the clips and I love how the exact dates are specified. You do Dave a favor in my opinion by bringing this stuff to so many new audiences and old ones that haven’t run across it in 20-30 years. The material holds up so well

[@dongiller]

Thanks!!

[@huflungdung8252]

Reminds me of Tommy Newsom on the Carson show. Doc was missing and Johnny asked where he was. Tommy responded "He went to Florida. Took his wife with him. Said he was going to Tamper with her." The entire staff and crowd lost it.

[@dongiller]

Here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmXOmnuOl51rjdk

[@huflungdung8252]

@@dongiller 👍

[@mkbiesiada]

an absolute classic!!!!

[@sunnymondays6106]

Thank you for the upload man. Laughing my ass clean off!

[@bryansarracino8623]

Me too!!

[@bryansarracino8623]

Tom “Bones” Malone from the Blues Brothers

[@bigearl1624]

That's how I found this clip!

[@preesi1403]

I keep coming back and watching, 10 xs

[@RobotWillie]

This actually reminds me of a joke from Whose Line is it Anyway? where Colin Mochrie does a little song about going to an ATM and it turns to dread when he finds out it was for a sperm bank.

[@EddieFunkowitz]

Gotta have a good sense of humor to play with the Blues Brothers!

[@bryansarracino8623]

Bones

[@chloehamid8065]

Oh man that was really funny 😂

[@MrSteelermania]

Missing a Ed McMahon hey-ooooo

[@richieb4190]

Tom “Bones” Malone from the Blues Brothers baby

[@bigearl1624]

That's how I found this clip!

[@preesi1403]

TY TY TY, this was on my old DVR, but not my newer one. BTW Don, unless my googler is broken, YT has ZERO Zach Galifinakis epis from LN or LS

[@dongiller]

Too young for LN. His first LS appearance when Janeane Garofalo guest-hosted in ‘03 is here, uploaded by someone else - kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ7IhoGwabSsd9U

[@har9020]

Don! That clip is so much better when it includes the follow-up joke!

[@dongiller]

This will have to do for now.

[@ronflatter1235]

Ten years ago tomorrow.

[@randyreiss4798]

The dirtiest joke ever told on network television? Perhaps.

[@ronflatter1235]

Just awesome.

[@captaino16]

I love how many of these clips I remember from the night they happened

[@CaptainOT]

At the end of Dave's monologue, he references this joke one more time - can you possibly post that?

[@dongiller]

Just watched it and maybe should have included it. But context is everything; for it to make sense the entire monologue after Tom’s punchline would need to be included. So this’ll be it for that.

[@yellowoceanoriginalsongs7142]

Great show thanks 😊 ❤️❤️❤️👍🏼

[@tooter1able]

One of the best jokes in that WHOLE run---longest applause Great wit!/.

[@bryansarracino8623]

A classic moment

[@Lugano1788]

Don't know why but the second joke reminds me of Johnny Carson

[@GuyEndore]

It’s lewd I will give you that.