Tom Segura: Completely Normal - The First 48 Reaction

[@ibtgb2]

“Dude, lie... lie for longer.” 😂

[@mandalorian_guy]

I still use that in my life to this day.

[@Squirrelconga]

"I BEEN OUT HERE FO' A MINUTE!!!!!!" Always kills me! 🤣👏👏👏

[@Walter_Sobchak_43]

"I don't know no 'Dookie-shoes'." 😐 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@CustomizedUsername]

@@Walter_Sobchak_43I mean I seen him

[@GreatCdn59]

@@CustomizedUsername ... I don' know 'em

[@eddiex7311]

Dude on the left always looks like he smoked 638372 blunts before they started recording lol

[@dominiclamanna9972]

Dang 638,372 blunts...that's a lot. One blunt would do that.

[@SaltyFloridian]

High as a billy goat.

[@TheDo78t]

i think he only listens, he cant possibly see

[@rylanmacdonald6416]

A giraffes ass

[@bradpoole238]

Bro you white.

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

"that shit happened on Monday, it's Wednesday, we're not gonna solve that shit." 😅

[@timpower4922]

Lil’ Stank and Dooky Shoes go way back. Real.

[@unreal_taxi]

OGs

[@mistercath]

Don't forget about Jellyfish.

[@Buddy-Dale]

Cricket however is still at large

[@timpower4922]

@@Buddy-Dale but he ain’t been out here for a min.

[@Zak6959]

Word?

[@Pavideus]

I was dying from watching you guys laugh at the "dookie shoes" shit. I've seen all of Tom's standups multiple times, but I've never laughed this hard at it with how you reacted.

[@ellwoodcustompyrography3584]

Drunkard Fred: for real. I’ve heard this bit 100 times or more but it’s so much fun to share it with someone who is seeing it the first time.

[@mackenzie98]

“You can kill someone, but you can’t lie for 10 minutes” 😂😂😂

[@bagbunny]

Looks 33, but really 76 years old? Sounds like he knows about lotion.

[@frankensteinslab2906]

😂😭🤣

[@michaeltyler6417]

What is this lotion you speak of, and what is the magic there in

[@bagbunny]

Best part about this skit is that I used to work at a jail booking people in, and I've booked in a Cricket. I booked in Cricket, Lil' Stupid, Dookie, Lil' Shit, Lil' Crusty and I don't know how many Peanuts.

[@dleoner1]

He must have watched that bit from Bill Burr

[@alxmnslv]

I bet he carries an unregistered gun tho...

[@NIIIIQQ]

This show is just them laughing while a comedian does stand up, and I love it.

[@akarbit3r111]

probably my personal fav piece from Tom Segura. The best thing about him imo is that he says all his jokes with a completely straight face lol

[@kssrob5609]

stop making me drink vodka and watching 30 of your videos straight. my stomach hurts from laughing

[@kevinbeattie7297]

My 60 year old dad turned me onto these guys haha. Love these videos

[@Malanyr]

You guys make me feel like I have 2 cool siblings to laugh at hilarious shit with. ty for the content, it's brought me much needed laughter.

[@1jesus2music3duke]

Segura is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Seriously.

[@deea7348]

67yr old white woman,and love your channel. Grew up on the south side of chicago, and this is some funny shit.......😅😅😅😅

[@TheZakR]

im really glad you guys are finding so much success by just being down to earth dudes. hope your lives continue to improve

[@ahuman9864]

This tom segura bit will definitely go down as one of the greatest bits since stand up comedy started. It’s up there with the legends.

[@katsterling2226]

Every time you ( in black) hold your chest and say “ aaaahhh aahhh” I crack up!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahuman9864]

Every time I see you (half profile pic) I hold my chest and 😍

[@katsterling2226]

@@ahuman9864 😆😎

[@elspethsilverstar6136]

You guys are frickin’ barbecued in every video. It’s hilarious!

[@charliehenson3599]

I love that these dudes don’t cry about the jokes with race involved these videos are funny as hell

[@CustomizedUsername]

“I was standing here and he killed that dude there” the foot stomp to point 😂

[@myao7276]

Awwwwww new to me stuff. Great pick I enjoyed watching this guy with yall. Thanks for the invite and broadening my pallet detectives Bro Bro Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@___planc9758]

Dude on the left never fails to hit the “okay okay okay” with a head nod

[@DanielRodriguez-gm1to]

😂😂😂 the guy on the left is ZOOTED

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Whos left? Ha!

[@matthewburridge4316]

Zooted? Is this fucking 1998?

[@jordanvelazquex6653]

@@matthewburridge4316 yeah

[@codygooding1332]

Tom Seguras bit on Steven Seagal is great.

[@brians7901]

These guys are brilliant. they just get baked and watch TV and that's their channel and somehow it's more fun to watch them watch stuff than it is to watch stuff

[@SANDSCORCHER]

R.I.P. Lil' Stank and Dookie Shoes.

[@firststatetate]

Why you disrespect "na mean?"

[@helleruhm9936]

React to Tom Segura: Overdose. It’s pretty funny.

[@underthetrees4780]

Pretty much anything from This is Not Happening. I feel like Flying Dildos would crush these dudes

[@LinneaLindstrom]

Yeees

[@deadmoosemeat7952]

jk

[@TheSlammurai]

@@underthetrees4780 Intro is annoying as fuck, but the stories are top notch.

[@markwildt5728]

You guys got it figured out... Making money to get ripped, and watch KZbin videos... Much respect!

[@prometheusfallen]

Is it weird that I'd rather watch y'all watching these cats than just watching the cats myself? 🤔

[@PeteRockChronicles]

Weird, right? I think that it's because they're not doing too much. They not overreacting.

[@prometheusfallen]

@@PeteRockChronicles solid point.

[@nii_amart]

PeteRockChronicles exactly

[@whicheveroneworks]

It's the only way I can enjoy some of these cause I've seen em already

[@ThriftyBoss]

laughter is what makes live shows that much better. You hear and feel the atmosphere

[@epicface6]

I really love how you guys are able to enjoy this comedy without thinking this guys racist, I’ve seen a lot of people try to smear this comedian with racist, I’m glad I got to share in the laugh with y’all, I love your videos fellas 🤙

[@slinky4155]

thanks jean

[@dhaub7174]

@eat ass smoke gas The fattest, most racist comedian

[@vincentvangro]

Crimson_ Sean sorry but the truth isn't racist...

[@dhaub7174]

@@vincentvangro i was replying to someone else whose comment isn't there anymore about Burnt Chrysler. Its a joke

[@obiohaz6023]

@@teresas8173 not back then

[@factumDiabolus]

"I been out here fo a minute!!!"

[@BigChunkOfFuckOffCunt77]

You guys gotta watch "BIKES!" by Tom Segura... you wont be disappointed. SUP D!!

[@slypolar6137]

Yessssss BIKES is my shizzz

[@sigepcane]

THE FUCK YOU TOOK

[@PlagueKing_LordFalix]

Sup Kane.

[@andrewcalloway6807]

Travis Lyons Tom segura overdose story watch it lol

[@turnstylee]

Yes!

[@walterm736]

I think the, The Machine bit from Burt K is hands down one of the best bits and a true story. You guys have to watch it!

[@b.s.6728]

This whole special is great, Tom Segura's best performance. You guys should consider just doing the whole thing and you can split it up into a few parts, you won't regret it.

[@chaosapiant]

My favorite Segura bit is his story regarding meeting Mike Tyson.

[@Shogunmir]

My man look half asleep until a punchline comes.

[@OwolabbyAzeez]

LMAO that sums him up pretty much

[@willdwyer2167]

these dudes are bar-b-q'd

[@AndrewBarsky]

Black dudes have MAD respect for segura. As we all should. I love watching these guys laugh. 😂

[@Max-zr7hr]

Watching with your eyes closed lol that Devils lettuce bruhhhhh

[@STSGuitar16]

Max gang gang son

[@dleoner1]

“YEAH!! That’s Cricket right there!!”

[@dleoner1]

Lily Steph “he came through with Jellyfish last week!!” Hope you enjoyed!!

[@dtkocha]

Most people who commit murder just have poor impulse control, so it's not surprising that they break so easily under interrogation.

[@egone61]

You guys look higher every episode. 🤣

[@TheAgencyUS]

If you guys are recommending Segura, how has no one suggested "I didn't know I was pregnant"? These guys would love it!

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

It wasn't a shit, it was a baby.

[@Zer0san]

I saw the original bit pop up in my recommended videos, but I was like “I can’t watch this shit without Frankenstein’s Lab” and here I am

[@Rapsha100]

Watching stand up with you guys is awesome! Please don't stop.

[@chasingvictory659]

I love what you guys do! It's like I get to watch this stuff all over again and its just as funny because of y'all!

[@KMStatsData]

Excellent way to start the morning; favorite comedian, reaction channel that somehow doesn't suck, and a couple of hot guys. Segura's bit on Steven Seagal is pretty damn funny too.

[@VincentMarshall93]

Gotta listen to Tom Segura BIKES! Or his story of meeting Mike Tyson on a plane

[@TimScottSuiGeneris]

I don't know how algorithms work but they lead me to you brothas and it's all good. Y'all are too real.

[@rabbithunterx6213]

this fucking shit will forever be able to give you a proximity high just from pressin fucking play xD

[@r0en1ck]

I don’t leave comments normally, but I really enjoy watching you guys. Don’t change a thing about what you’re doing 👍.

[@WiseWeeabo]

Skyler always tryn'a rob somebody. Thankfully Connor knows how to calm Skyler down with some weed pancakes.

[@lesleyd2448]

I can’t believe it’s been a year since you posted this gem

[@docskate4312]

You guys really go regulate style. "If you smoke like I smoke then you're high like everyday". 😂👊

[@brizzle672]

You two make watching something that’s already funny to watch even more hilarious - and that goes for all of your stand ups you watch! Keep it up; good shit!!

[@bluegrasskiddo5767]

I absolutely love the way Tom yells "Fuck"

[@gregorybrown2304]

Watch the first few minutes of Elephant in the Room w/ Patrice. Best start of a stand up show I have ever seen

[@Pianomandanva]

Yalls reaction is on point hahaha

[@BarCritics]

Try it out

[@JC-wj5os]

You wanna move in, you can move in

[@kregmaffews]

Just keep them high and tight

[@jonm7888]

@@kregmaffews your Jean's are low and loose.

[@kregmaffews]

@@jonm7888 bro let me show you a video O found of your dad singing in the desert

[@BranceCrantly]

You get a lease and a key.

[@RowdyNoo]

Been watching these dudes for the past two weeks; these guys always put me in a good mood.

[@murkywaterz7663]

I love how you guys are straight toasted in every video 😂. Subbed

[@kaashifstellenboom2735]

I don't know why its fun to watch you guys watch comedy I like.

[@ksytsma4realyo]

There are a lot of problems in this world that would fade to nothing if people spent more time laughing with these dudes instead of tweeting/Facespacing.

[@DRCHUCKWRIGHTMD]

There's nothing cunnierthan watching two guys high AF laughing hystericaly !!!!!

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

“cunnierthan” Dude. Are _you_ high af right now? 😂

[@rockkickass3509]

Love the show, do "this is not happening" with Joey Diaz. So funny but raw

[@gspanie87]

Tom is my fav comedian, glad to see you guys getting enjoyment out of him too :)

[@dreams2memories]

Love Tom. Hilarious. Seen him when he came to Detroit 😂💪🏻

[@yungtodoroki1422]

this bit is giving me 23 year old chappelle vibes, shits fucking good

[@benricher5666]

Who thumbs down these guys? Literally the best page on youtube. Y'all are awesome

[@cobykerr8940]

Ever since I’ve seen this special I randomly tell I’ve been out here for a minute and I’ve known cricket for 27 years

[@gwt0001]

DAMN-IT! At was laughing more at/with you guys than I was at Tom. Y’all are hilarious!

[@happyhaze1526]

When he was doing the black witness I was thinking of Tracy Morgan's voice. Tom is great.

[@matthewinsydneyful]

😂😂😂 You guys are awesome. You should come to the Melbourne Comedy Festival in Australia.👌👌

[@cokesquirrel]

You guys make watching even funnier. please more bill burr!!!

[@lightasafeather9750]

This made me subscribe 😂😂😂 I was dying with them and I’ve seen this special many times 😏

[@kirkpearson6558]

You 2 should make a movie called Dude where's my Bong

[@Stenno00]

Killin it like always, fellas.

[@allexcombs6904]

Videos like this for fans of comedy are the same thing as music fans watching vocal coaches listening to your favorite singers and knowing that some good shit is coming and getting hype to see their reaction...

[@shabut]

sub for another TS immediately delivers.

[@xPadge112x]

Popeye Jesus with Patrice O Niel and O&A it's fucking hilarious.

[@brandonknable7890]

Guy on the left always look high af 😂

[@heyyo1787]

Every time I watch these videos within 15 seconds all I can think about is where do these dudes get their herb man. I want some of that killa.

[@johnwray393]

Man, y'all need to look into some theo von. Lovin the vids guys Subbed.

[@Jekezio]

Theo Von- Smell my bag

[@Jekezio]

@@kurtgladfelter8117 Great, now go suggest them.

[@lwilso20]

Hell yeah. Theo is the shit!!!!

[@brettneaves463]

@@kurtgladfelter8117 Theo's podcast guest moments are hilarious though

[@posteador]

Recently discovered Theo Von, the Rat king is hilarious, dude's a poet.

[@RICHWILLIAMS30]

“Ahhhhhhhhh..... this stupid” lmaoooo

[@CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

THEY WERE LOOKING FOR SOME SMOKE!

[@johns5263]

I always laugh hard when he pretends to be the cop and he goes “ FUC*”. It’s because you know that’s what they say after leaving the room

[@oldschool244]

Not sure if you guys are high, but I am!!! 😎 Watching your reactions to a comic who I am just listening to for the first time also, priceless! My face hurts from laughing. Thank you for providing entertainment during this devastating week in Southern California!!!

[@RecardoGuillermo]

Definitely one of my favorite comedians

[@slypolar6137]

Ive seen that special hes my favorite comedian but somehow yall made me laugh harder than tom hahaha

[@pattaccone]

I’ve seen this so many times, and it still makes me laugh hysterically I just keep watching different reaction channels to see the reaction to the same video 😂😂😂

[@TyTy-kg3fd]

“He said pancakes hehe” lol

[@jeffreyrubio6431]

You guys gotta react to.. •Tony Roberts-Def Comedy Jam •Deray Davis-Ghetto Life •Arnez J- My Brother Rodney These are all Great

[@prisonmike8214]

Love the videos homies. Y’all need to review Ali Siddiq- Mexican got on boots!!!!

[@kyledavidwalsh]

these guys are great. Media tries to make it look like blacks and whites don't get along it's fucked up. You guys are hilarious keep it up

[@derekbells]

Would love to see you guys do Patrice O'Neil and his bit about men working with women is like bears working with fish covered in honey, too funny. Nevermind I saw you did already hahaha

[@ValensBellator]

Even if you're 100% innocent, ALWAYS demand a lawyer. Their job entails tripping you up and implicating you as they often cannot otherwise keep you there, and you never know what coincidental evidence may in some way point to you. Also, using those interrogation techniques can have even innocent people tripping over their answers and replying with contradictory information as they're increasingly flustered. So yeah, just always get a lawyer lol

[@blubell5740]

You two have to do Tom Segura, I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant.

[@allisonwinchester3108]

You guys are so stoned I could blindfold you with dental floss

[@lilsullen7550]

y'all are CLAPPED in this video, hahaha. Love Tom, y'all cool too, god bless. keep it high and tight. SUBBED

[@cdd34000]

I told y’all!! Good show!! Keep doing ya thing!!