Tom Segura on Torturing His Mom, Crazy Helicopter Prank & Motorbiking with Daniel Ricciardo

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

I came straight to the comments and they did not disappoint. I’m a poor and feel honored that Tom made an appearance for us.😊

[@GeneralMig]

Weird seeing Tom complete a thought without Bert interrupting.

[@parobg]

:D :D

[@mattsoares608]

I don't like it.

[@Koffling]

I was so happy the crowd did not applaud Segura mentioning him.

[@rigo62982]

This epstien island Segura

[@vulcan4705]

@@Koffling Seemed like they were waffling for a second but I'm glad they made the right decision

[@dgayle17]

I can't believe all the poors all over the world got to see Tom. What an absolute treat

[@jacobcoughlin1822]

I love Tom, he’s humble and very nice to airport workers.

[@Mr.YasQueen]

Tom is so great. He once came to me and said "Poor people are amazing!" He's truly one of the comedians of all time.

[@FrankSmith]

It's always nice when Tom releases content for free. Us poors really appreciate everything he lets us be apart of in his life!

[@BK-hn6jc]

Tom Segura, my favorite Japanese comedian

[@moonkey537]

SeKUra! 😂

[@pooliomaster7789]

Sai-kooh-rah

[@MariaBareiss]

I'm so glad that so many other people are thinking the same thing I'm thinking😂😂😂

[@nickirwin6521]

Smeeeeeth

[@Muckymuckmuck]

"You're just saying it Japanese, like Johner Smither" My son loves that joke

[@burner8959]

It's nice to see Tim taking time out from keeping the country safe to give some time to the poors. Keep 'em high and tight Tim. We thank you for your service.

[@derekcoaker6579]

😂

[@batmansavage9121]

Tom

[@burner8959]

@@batmansavage9121 Whoosh

[@Unstable23]

@@batmansavage9121 it's Tim And Barth

[@donttrip4210]

Wow he blessed us poors with a free tv appearance he truly is a man of the people

[@omingomak]

As a member of the poor community, I was so surprised to see segura on Kimmel... I actually soiled myself. No worries though a quick dip in the gutter and a wash cloth, I was good to go. 😄

[@juanjovi4187]

As a member of the poor community I appreciate your struggle but dedication to cleanliness and the use of the wash cloth. A champion move

[@metalbacongaming]

They would wash you off at falcon carwash, they have a hose just for the poors.

[@juanjovi4187]

@@metalbacongaming Oh yeah the falcon car wash! I see them using the hose on you all the time! I might start using it.

[@omingomak]

@metalbacongaming Nice call. I should have taken my "private" bike. Yelled at all the workers I saw along the way. Oh and then just tweet about how inconvenienced I am. You know, pretend I'm really important.

[@mattmuoio4936]

hHAHAHAHAHHA

[@mzuvukilelitha3233]

As a South African poor of the poorest and a pedestrian, I’m totally stoked and honoured to see this humble comic here.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

Sending Hate from Pennsylvania. 😂🤣😂

[@Logic-101]

How blessed us poors are to see him live for free. How kind he is.

[@slavsavov99]

Where does this come from? I'm seeing a lot of comments about it, but don't know why :D

[@Logic-101]

@@slavsavov99 look up “Tom segura hates the poors”.

[@Heyitsallgoodman]

​@slavsavov99 you have to watch the podcasts

[@Mr.YasQueen]

@@slavsavov99 He craps on poor people and a lot of his fans feel he lost touch with where he came from.

[@b3dazzl3]

@@slavsavov99he’s a trust fund rich kid that hates on “the poors”

[@posthocprior]

Tom didn't mention that he was visiting his home country, Japan.

[@mattym8]

SEGURAAAAAAA

[@williammarchand253]

Glad to see all my poor brethren here to see this gift the great Tom segura has given to us for free🙏

[@dogster486]

There is nothing better than being a poor and being able to watch Tom for free on KZbin.

[@jasonlengyel1104]

The best. So glad tom is willing to help keep Jimmy on the air.

[@ibezzant]

I'm one of the poors, just checking in.

[@TheLiizard]

poor man from germany here, thanks for the free content Tom

[@rafardzrba]

Glad to hear Tommy visited Japan; The land of his ancestors.

[@vadimsimons9842]

Smiiiiiiith

[@numadread1]

SEGURAAAAAAAA

[@85jongo]

Tom Segura likes the finer things in life. You poors wouldn't understand.

[@Zoe-c9z]

Dolomite

[@adammckenzie8769]

Wow he graced us peasants with a free opportunity to see him, it’s an opportunity to be inspired to greatness when u see Tom….

[@Sugarpop1xo]

For my District of Poors the NorthEast sector....Thank you for gracing us with this act of sheer kindness 😁😊 We are not worthy!!

[@davequist7710]

What a gift to the poors! Hello Julia! BIKES 🚲

[@drcharlottebassett]

Can’t believe he managed to get through the whole interview without talking about clean eating, his fitness journey, and how we’re all losers because we can’t afford to bring personal trainers with us everywhere we go like a rich lady’s Pomeranian. Way to go, Tim!

[@TheCyberpolicedept]

The only time I’ll like a Kimmel video! 😂

[@withershin]

Segura is one of those comedians that look better as they get older. Must drive other comics nuts.

[@genkakuzaii]

Losing weight did a looooot for that.

[@warrantyvoid100]

Steroids did a looooot for that.

[@PapagenoMF]

After he got his frontal lobotomy he started losing his appetite

[@DirtyDirkDiggler]

Why would it drive other comics “mad” that a peer lost a few pounds?

[@youssef3616-l8g]

Wow, I'm so thankful to Jésus that we, as poors, are able to enjoy one of Rogan's many turds for free. God bless you, Tommy boy!

[@billymac5481]

Very original

[@Mr.YasQueen]

@@billymac5481 Just like Tom Segura.

[@Pilot646]

Didn't he deleted his airport rant on tweeter? Lol

[@Phi1618033]

My favorite Japanese comedian.

[@desireehall1615]

SEGURA ⚔️

[@couchbudz9699]

Everyone katt called out gettin on these talk shows real quick tryna seem like it’s not them he’s talking about 😂😂

[@blatantrebelion1299]

What did Kat say?

[@LiamNak]

Tom is so baked 😂 Thank you Snoop

[@deeemm979]

Segura's video roasting Burt was priceless.

[@FoCoPuffs]

If you haven't watched the Charo videos, you're doing yourself a disservice. Keep it high and tight Mommies.

[@Kaylbee]

Another stop on the ol' Tom Segura rehab tour

[@TravisOwens-s5q]

Awesome job helping the elderly 😀

[@whackbag3606]

Bunzz out here like a good son should be just tryna reunite his parents.

[@freedomofnow]

😂😂😂

[@WeekendUpdate7]

This is why you have a stand-up on a talk show. Tom killed it.

[@muximus2771]

Yeah the formula worked great back when comics were funny and late night shows were entertaining.

[@Anne--Marie]

Anyone else notice the irony of him scaring the crap out of his mother and a race car driver scaring the crap out of him? 😅

[@popeye697]

That's not irony

[@bennymunster1883]

You give me the 4 strokes guy vibes

[@AirWindFire]

Wash cloth user alert 🚨

[@Imtherobv]

The fact I woke up this morning after watching this clip last night and seeing I still have the same amount of money is mind boggling.

[@lindalavenderisfabulous]

Tom! That's a BEAUTIFUL suit from Sam's Tailor of Hong Kong....

[@mickylawless1941]

Tom giving us poor folk a free spot. How magnanimous of him.

[@NewMessage]

The 'Cool Principal' look works for 'im.

[@b-dub6865]

I love Tom!! He’s a legend. But why are his legs so darn skinny! Is it the high waters? Ha!😉

[@Hypercube1729]

*BIKES!*

[@cyborgreality]

I always love the comments that come along with the YMH fam

[@xJONNYFATXMOSHx]

Keep feathering it brother!

[@fluffyclouds555]

Keeping Top Dog’s memory alive with the nobody asked dumps at 711 talk

[@paulkangas515]

Great stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff Jean. Keep 'em high and tight.

[@AM2PMReviews]

Internet and podcast are getting more consistent views than tv so now we are doing Jimmy a favor.

[@Nooc210]

nice to see Tom on the big time talk shows, humbly regaling us with tales that remind those poors watching at home how scarce & genius comics are.

[@Chipncharb]

This the guy that Says Only poor people use Wash cloths 😂😂😂😂

[@VangaurdNZ]

Baked Tom, funny as all hell .... good to see him on the show !

[@brandonsiedlik]

Sending hate from Michigan and Nebraska

[@mikeyhernandez9895]

Bros in two states at once😳

[@michaelhodges250]

Just saw him at the Moda center in Portland Oregon. He was funny af

[@Meryl-h3f]

why is he sitting like that .......😂😭🤔😳😭🤣😂😆

[@slipperypete1608]

Right?! Elbows up like a scarecrow. 🤣

[@Bleepbloopblappp]

He did really well on here actually

[@bennymunster1883]

Stop your nonsense

[@MeowMeowBeans69]

We tricked my (she was in her late 60's) into playing cards against humanity and she got a card that told her to say "Get off my gd lawn". She finally said it quiet voice. 😂 We all lost our sh!%!

[@Kayserzose]

Tom segura is the BEST!! EL MEJOR!! 🙌 💪😎

[@LARNvid]

Nah

[@IIDBXII]

Representing ymh baby!!! Hi jeans and Js

[@edwarddavis8763]

Jesus Christ, it looks like Josh Potter tailored that suit.

[@kevindunlap8309]

Tom is legit high right now, and is struggling to function...🤣❤

[@dingusarelius]

I love watching Tom while I bathe with a wash cloth.

[@Yeti974]

Now Charo is gonna charge more $ to use that clip on national tv 😂

[@TheDevilsKnot]

He's so stoned! 😂

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

H.O.P.E. = Hold On, Pain Ends. :)

[@Lordsbassman]

Good to see Mom Jeans on Kimmel

[@C.Y.123]

Thank you for your service Tom

[@willmlife]

I love that the comments carry over to kimmel too lmao

[@festaj]

Yaaaay t-bunzzzzz that’s our guy❤

[@ravhol2292]

Minute 5:10 Jimmys real laugh? never heard this one before haha

[@topher208regulator]

If Tom calls it a 10cc dirt bike ya you shouldn't be riding a dirt bike lol

[@rite2bcreative]

Oh the irony of him trolling Garth to the point that his comment section is taken over.. only for Tom's to get taken over. On some level, I feel like he would be proud of us for keeping someone so out-of-touch in check.. if it wasn't him

[@juicebox853]

Segura looks like if you let a 3 year old chose their clothes.

[@jimmymetal713]

Going for that assistant principal look

[@dynamicpisces]

His poor mother…. She literally could’ve had a heart attack 😢

[@aaronpeart]

It might be my favourite video on the internet

[@Logic-101]

I don’t think his mother is “a poor” anymore.

[@SYLRMHA]

That was the plan alles along

[@thecrow970]

You use wash clothes

[@sorryimsosad]

How else is he gonna get his dads ML inheritance

[@SantiAgo-eg5to]

The fact that late night shows are still a thing is wild. People actually watch this stuff.

[@BigSirZebras]

You leave a Japanese public restroom cleaner than when you went in. You leave an American public restroom with PTSD. -Jim Gaffigan

[@75zackattack75]

imagine the mainstream media get to interview, Jimmy Kimmel? crazy times.

[@npsounds1956]

keep feathering it, kimmy

[@darinmckee2320]

The poors get a chance to see Tom..... Ah, it's still not worth it...

[@trialballpodcast2332]

Thanks for your service, Tom.

[@matacka86]

Bert must be ecstatic that somebody pronounced his last name properly! GJ Jimmy 😂

[@jaredrendell7454]

Toms such a skinny legend for doing this for free! Thanks from one of the poors😊

[@eraldylli]

The poors are so happy to see Tom, nevertheless. It enriches their souls.

[@thomasenglish1172]

Let’s all come together

[@anthonyvaldez6892]

Maybe one day he can afford to buy a shirt to wear with his suit 😅

[@bradylynch3481]

I love Tom so much

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

Jimmy knows where "that one guy" keeps the bodies... They're in on it together

[@Zoe-c9z]

Even🐙

[@bw5530]

Its funny how everyones done a 180 on the guy 😂.

[@AirWindFire]

Not everyone, just self pitying poors.

[@okiedokie2234]

Wow, what a down to earth rich.

[@reynaldoesquivel511]

Touch my camera through the fence

[@ItsWeinye]

Hi Mommies!

[@echolot]

Tom looks like a Zach Galifianakis variant

[@BozoBuckets96]

Really surprised he even came on this show. But then I saw him be 100% Tim and it made it all better

[@Nachopandaa]

10 Milli Tom in full effect 🤌🏼

[@dpw6546]

"BIKES!" (If ever there's been a better opportunity to yell that.)

[@819phoenix]

Japan is spotless. It’s so clean but there’s no trash cans anywhere

[@nicksellsatl]

Kimmel trying to save his show by having comics on again. What a concept Jimmy, people like jokes.

[@sessions22]

Was it me or the weed reference off the rip was interesting?? Lol go t buns!

[@abbosabdullaev5166]

What a treat to us, poors!

[@bobwoods1302]

Going for a ride in a helicopter is something everyone should do once. So much fun.