Tom Segura | Pasta's Chinese

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[@marcdumont2275]

I like how his joke had exactly the intended effect on the Italians in the comments

[@pettewastaken3649]

Yep, Italian here. I got his address tho 😃 (I am joking)

[@jron5890]

@@pettewastaken3649 I quickly became defensive

[@StudMacher96]

Im coming for his wife, his lawyer, his house, hell even his dog

[@yomamma2424]

So you and 1,000 other people just like to make stuff up or? There is literally barely a comment from an offended Italian to be found….

[@redwolf9455]

@@pettewastaken3649 Just wanna talk to him with a bat? Maybe give ‘em a lil whack?

[@fl4ming_r4ven]

He's about to revive the Noodle Wars.

[@spartan1010101]

The battle of Linguine Hill was never forgotten in Chinese history lmao

[@fl4ming_r4ven]

@@spartan1010101 and a statue to the fallen was erected in the Lo Mein Wastes

[@kellineburton]

Fuckyeah and some of us are here for the war and watching it in the distance

[@luigimussolini5966]

Let's not forget the turning point from the Siege on Fort Spaghetti

[@FaterialL]

@@luigimussolini5966 the attack of st linguine is far more important

[@diego04cr2]

Italians being overly offended by stereotypes is the most Italian stereotype there is.

[@rosaparks8688]

And Mexicans are the complete opposite. They’ll initiate the stereotypes on themselves 😂

[@yomamma2424]

That’s more true for blacks and Jews. Which would’ve been a better example for the joke in my opinion

[@rosaparks8688]

@@yomamma2424 I feel like the only blacks getting offended are like the 2% ones

[@kareepan3382]

@@yomamma2424 Absolutely no reason for this self report, but you did it anyway lmao

[@yomamma2424]

@@kareepan3382 lol hey just sayin 🤷‍♂️ blacks really would’ve been the best example they get offended by everything. Italian accent is mocked often by society I don’t see any reaction from them

[@poofer7600]

what's better... "I'm Italian, my grandfather went to Italy when he was young."

[@oldthug7624]

My grandfather met an Italian once

[@djoHn548]

My great grandparents were friends with Al Capone 😅 Im a die hard Italian, but yeah we’re annoying as fuck 😂

[@forgottens7712]

I'm only 25 percent Italian, that counts me as one?

[@pocasanchez]

This is kinda me lol my kids are 1/8th Italian but have a super Italian last name bc it's from my dad's father. My brother is Tony "Italian last name" the fifth and we're more Mexican than anything else😅 it's so funny how people get so excited to talk about our italian last name and then when they find out we're more Mexican they're either disappointed or think we're being self deprecating😅 meanwhile, they're eating tacos and celebrating Cinco de Mayo lol

[@forgottens7712]

@@pocasanchez Yep I also have an Italian last name but am equally Mexican in the blood. The way I was raised was FULL Mexican though and even the area I grew up in 90 percent of people were Mexican.

[@ron7570]

Hillbillies will always make the best squirrel tho.

[@UzzR04]

You fuckin damn right we do baby

[@boul4630]

😂

[@oatmeal710]

a good hillbilly's too busy cleaning deer to cook a squirrel

[@ron7570]

@@oatmeal710 found the yuppy

[@wisewisdomtooth]

Don't even get me started on alligator

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

“How many of you in this room, for instance, are Italian?” “WOOOOO!!!” “Quanti di voi parlano veramente italiano?” “Umm…what?”

[@miningmavericks4725]

How many of y’all speak Italian?

[@latze74]

And the honest answer to both those question is... "NONE", unless there was some group of tourists from Italy in that room (which I find rather unlikely)

[@BP-or2iu]

@@latze74 I guess you don’t understand the conversation, or American English.

[@latze74]

@@BP-or2iu U might be right! I just don't understand how u came to this conclusion...

[@BP-or2iu]

@@latze74 Do you think the question was asking “how many of you are Italian citizens from Italy?” Or do you thunk, becusee it’s in the US, which is an immigrant country, and that he was talking about ethnic backgrounds, that perhaps he was asking “who here’s ancestors are from Italy and grew up in an Italian American culture?” When the immigrants flooded the east coasts in the 19th and 20th centuries they built their own neighborhoods. For generations they only married people from their home countries. They still spoke the language. And they stuck in their neighborhoods. So it would be common to meet someone and say “yeah he’s Italian. I’m Irish.” No one took that to mean “I am from Ireland.” Obviously they’re not. It means within the context of this place, where everyone is from a different place, my people came from Ireland. It takes either misunderstanding, or willful ignorance to think when an American says “I’m Irish” that they mean they’re from Ireland.

[@ajayredonkulus6628]

"How many people are Italian?" *Americans who aren't Italians cheer*

[@pokerbuddy62]

Americans identify themselves by their ancestors since it’s a very diverse country. You learn something new every day

[@ajayredonkulus6628]

@@pokerbuddy62 I refer you to my previous comment.

[@anne_frank_]

@@pokerbuddy62 You defeated your entire point by starting that out with "Americans".

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

​@@anne_frank_ Mirror? 🪞

[@pokerbuddy62]

@@anne_frank_ interesting way to out yourself as an ignorant bigot

[@MattHatter360]

Guys it's a joke, no need to fight in the comments. Both Italian and Asian cuisines are good, our pastas are different and according to wikipedia neither influenced the other... besides, the guy is a comedian so no need to get butthurt, it's his job to make jokes.

[@bxf99999]

@Joey Burrito I assume you mean "Karens or Brads".

[@lucafusillo5987]

@@bxf99999 yes that’s exactly what he meant and you sir are a prime example of a Karen/Brad

[@94jerryr]

nahhh man hells kitchen italian versus asian fight to the death........ only way to deal with this😂😂😂

[@bxf99999]

@@chronocases9752 😀

[@blankityblank4362]

The real joke is “according to Wikipedia.” 🤣

[@ALRIGHTYTHEN.]

They need categories like the Olympics. Usain Bolt isn't the best shot putter in the world, but he was the best at something.

[@0liivers]

My cooking teacher who for the past 2 weeks keeps talking about how Italian he is and his Italian Chicago upbringing in the 90s.

[@turkturkleton2671]

He's wrong but it's a great joke anyway lol. For the record, Italy and China each independently invented pasta (Italy) or noodles (china)

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

THE ANCIENT GREEKS AND ITALIANS WERE AMAZING

[@justinwatson6932]

There will be war in these comments...lol

[@Lynwood_Jackson]

Pasta is Chinese and tomatoes are native to the Americas.

[@Mojo-IRE]

Tom with the Funeral parlour makeup.

[@HaIsKuL]

The best people are the ones you can insult the most without fearing for your life and property, and still have your back when someone threatens you. That's how it works with real friends. If you want to apply it to identity groups, it works just the same.

[@serlancerlot315]

Exactly!

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

Culture

[@jmare25]

As an Italian, I approve. It’s a joke. It’s funny. Chinese can claim it, all good. Like everything else, we made it better! 💪🏻😉

[@serlancerlot315]

True but it's only because you guys had competitions, Chinese had none.

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

Like ancient Greeks invented sex with men and ltalians invented sex with woman laugh

[@alexroy5854]

As an Italian i can concur that this is accurate, and Irish people always tell you too hahah! (Edit: spelling)

[@NCA_Azzy]

Concur* Not to be a grammar freak, but had no idea what you were talking about.

[@alexroy5854]

@@NCA_Azzy Ah no, you're good! Thanks for the fix lol

[@NCA_Azzy]

@@alexroy5854 Word. Now, what I forgot to say was... I'm Irish. :p

[@gamehardy]

The catholics preaching humility While being blatantly arrogant, Shocker

[@NCA_Azzy]

@@gamehardy ...what are you on about? Who is Catholic?

[@mattmattix2598]

The tomato is from America also. They have all these same dishes. There are only like 4 traditional pastas.

[@Drobexxx]

Tomatoes aren't a dish, Jimmy, they are an ingredient

[@aleafar6295]

I'm an actual italian (italian from italy, new Jersey doesn't count) and I liked the joke

[@latze74]

the joke was good indeed and there was no italian in that room, only americans.

[@Boomie3x]

congratulations lol

[@IJustWantRevolution]

the question was about ethnicity, not nationality.

[@IJustWantRevolution]

your logic reduces the nation down to borders and language and ignores the core piece of what nationality is(genetics)

[@rustyshackleford4761]

North or south? (north doesn’t count)

[@danbutler5868]

I never understood why you would be proud of something you didn't do anything to achieve.

[@Exploud]

We just gave pasta funny shapes, but it worked

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

And added toppings

[@MrTheSharkie]

I scrolled back to say that the VERY NEXT short the algorithm chose for me after this was The Sopranos.

[@dragonking5672]

everyone is the best at what they do in their culture

[@boredflower]

I love how Tom stirs up shit by saying a couple things then sits back and watches the chairs start to fly.

[@Scarletraven87]

That is why 20% of fellow italians abroad avoid the remaining 80%

[@notreallyablessing7536]

Pasta came to Italy from Arabia via Sicily. PThey then changed a number of things until it eventually became the thing we eat today. It is hard to attribute pasta to any place alone.

[@vespasiancloscan7077]

the Arabic word for it is of Greek origin…

[@StudMacher96]

I mean being Italian does friggin rock man. I always got a taste for those garlic knots that get stuck in my artery. It’s great man

[@ryukaganzeroful]

so does literally everyone else. garlic is delicious.

[@StudMacher96]

Yeah hell yeah

[@Speedeamon666]

And that's why I like to study history. I always got something to knock people down when they think they are the best. "Italians are the best" Me : didn't your country switch sides in both world wars because they were losing?

[@korb9664]

Clearly you haven't studied history enough since Italy never switched sides in WW1. The triple alliance was a mutual defense pact which means that they weren't obligated to fight for the central powers as they were the agressors. Italy also never fought for the central powers, so they couldn't have switched sides.

[@carrot7590]

They joined the war on the Allies side in WW1. You could call them dishonorable. But they did stick to the DEFENCE agreement. And since Austria Hungary was the attacker Italy wasn't obligated to help them.

[@carrot7590]

And in WW2 many Italians especially in the South wanted to be on the Allies side to begin with. And one Italian government didn't change sides, its that Mussolini's government was overthrown and the new one was on the side of the Allies from the beginning. So both things are fun to say and mock Italians for, but they are untrue.

[@XGrimzukiX]

@@korb9664 cowards none the less. If we’d all taken that approach we’d be speaking German, thank god a country on the opposite side of the world was brave enough to save you. Be humble and accept that Italy is a cowardly nation. Probably why a bunch of them traveled to America to exploit and murder civilians during the mafia era. Immediately after WWII. Guess the only ones they weren’t afraid to fight were old men, women, children basically any unarmed pedestrians lol.

[@Ant424]

@@korb9664 still pretty scummy 💀

[@youreadopted3960]

I'm italian And sometimes i'm sick too of hearing that a lot from other too patriotic italians

[@_Soul_Of_Sorrow_]

I got salty for a sec ngl xD still made me laugh tho lol

[@mr.mayhem9724]

Chinese make noodles, Italians make pasta. Different flour made of semolina flour (durum wheat) for pasta. Different taste, texture and shapes.

[@13XDyt]

🤓k

[@mr.mayhem9724]

@@13XDyt lol yeah, I want to start a pasta company with some family recipes so this joke was both sacrilegious and made me post a nerdy response.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

When he said pasta's chinese you can hear the recoil from part of the crowd.

[@KSHAWK]

I thought he was gonna say the only thing Italy is the best at is betrayal

[@papabird4425]

Being proud of an immutable characteristic just proves you've got nothing else going for you

[@Liam_Patton]

AAAAAAAMEN

[@dennymambo]

Yeah exactly. I'm X colour because of my genetic makeup. I didn't have to do anything to earn it. So why the hell would I be proud or ashamed? It is what it is. I'm proud of the fact I have savings, zero debt and own my own vehicles because I achieved that myself.

[@papabird4425]

@@dennymambo you said it

[@Melaheidi]

I would want this on a T-shirt, if it didn't put me in danger of getting beat up by literally every ethnic and social group 🤣

[@papabird4425]

@@Melaheidi why should thus offend anyone?

[@scottwhitley3392]

To add fuel to fire the earliest recipe Max n cheese is from a 13th century English cook book

[@kryptyyks9941]

I’m Italian… this shits funny

[@Carmine416]

This is so accurate😅😄😅😄

[@harrisoninnocent5003]

I'm italian... and that was great

[@Initials_]

Italians: "It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right."

[@toadboy-me9tj]

I will say spaghetti is way better than ramen. And I ain't be eating any other asian noodles but fake ass ramen but I'll pay 10 bucks for a dish of spaghetti. I'm a cheap bitch what can I say

[@toadboy-me9tj]

...idrk is spaghetti is Italian...it might be America bastardization of Italian shit. Still who cares noodles and tomatoes are all it really is...

[@zohufnm9871]

Chinese did it better

[@Baelfyre]

@@zohufnm9871 Chinese noodles are usually bland, soggy, and repetitive. Italians kinda revolutionized noodles

[@nana._.1995]

@@Baelfyre Well if you continuously eat the same types/flavors of noodles no shit they're gonna be repetitive, like Bolognese spaghetti gets repetitive over time too dawg😭😭 Idk where you're from but try cold noodles, rice noodles, vermicelli, wonton noodles or even just chinese Ramen brands and hopefully you'll like Chinese noodles a little more😭

[@dereckhilton3295]

Evelyn can be the best in their own ways

[@natsumeyuna4171]

And the clip stopped there because the Italians stormed the stage in rage. Legend says they are still screaming Pasta to this day😂

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

You don’t know good food till you go to ltaly

[@gioiaquinta3294]

When they cheered it reminded me of the wanderers

[@erwincurtiss4028]

I'm Italian! But I get Tom's point! If I was of another ethnic group, and every time I turn on the TV I see a commercial for JERSEY SHORE!! (Which is one of the worst examples of Italians!) I'd be sick of us too!! LOL!

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

hormonal teenagers

[@JKR9488]

I don't believe in ethnic superiority, but I do believe in cultural superiority. Some cultures are just backward full stop

[@goonsdoona2979]

Isn’t it all by ur own perspective tho?

[@chrisdsouza7836]

Yah but those cultures have the best food though

[@InvestBetter.]

Pasta When Italians appropriate Chinese culture

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"How many of you Americans are Italian?" *entire population of US starts cheering*

[@Amber-db9cz]

I prefer Asian pasta dishes but I do love a good margherita pizza 🤣

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

Asian noodles

[@garritaraoswilkes2652]

And tomatoes are from South America and México

[@gregjorda3080]

This "nationalism" combined with alliances is what started ww1(+1 assassination)

[@1TakoyakiStore]

I swear every Latin American country thinks they invented empanadas.

[@LiteralCrimeRave]

Just let the Argentines have it. Things aren't going very good for them and they have good beef

[@noobiemarksman1441]

that's why the old India mantra(chant) was Aham bhramasmi - meaning - I am one with/part of the cosmos. present day atleast we should believe that we are just human beings and we are of earth and should take care of earth as if it's our real biological mother, we know it is but I mean like care about Earth for real!

[@BanilyaGorilya]

How many cultures would you see a raccoon with the head still on on your Thanksgiving table? You got Turkey, chicken, ham, and coon!

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

If you have to ask "in how many cultures would you see racoon on the table," you haven't traveled much nor had much exposure to First Nations history, right? Most Mexicans claim Aztec heritage, and insects were on the Aztez menu...and regionally in Mexico today. Just sayin'.

[@nicevers]

Incorrect and I'll use the toothpaste example why All toothpastes are allowed to put on their advertising that are the best for doing the job that they do. They all use the same ingredients and therefore are all equal. What they are not allowed to do is put that they are better somehow unless they are provably better. So to recap best is equal Better is better than equal

[@MitaroZ]

Well most things for not say everything Italians say is from them is not actually theirs like pasta, pizza or the tomato sauce also Chinese but even tomatoes are from Perú so...

[@Dhi_Bee]

Pasta is from China, coffee is from Ethiopia, pizza originated in Ancient Greece, & tomatoes are from Mexico. WTF did Italians eat & drink before European trade & colonialism?!

[@noodlepotreal]

Bro ireland is the best simply because our president is 4'10 and has 2 bernese (huge doggos)

[@nikscott6644]

You have a "president"?

[@noodlepotreal]

@@nikscott6644 i know its surprising to hear

[@MattHatter360]

You guys have good beer too, don't forget that. And one of the best anthems too

[@shonuff7612]

@@MattHatter360 is the anthem that Chumba wumba song from the 90s I really liked that one "I get knocked downed but I get up again your never gonna keep me down I get knocked down but I get up again"

[@JVSkellington]

If everybody is the best, nobody is the best.

[@jaden_bricker]

Ok Syndrome 🤓

[@JVSkellington]

@@jaden_bricker Congratulations! You got the joke. Now, fuck off.

[@Hashashin8]

I knew the joke was about Italians before it was halfway over.

[@sturgeon2888]

Why would people who eat with sticks invent something that you need a fork to eat?

[@ezrazentor7725]

wait till you figure out you dont need a fork

[@sturgeon2888]

@@ezrazentor7725 it's a reference. Relax

[@darrellzazueta9081]

hahaha f-ing pasta 🤣

[@yueshijoorya601]

Paper, gunpowder, tea...scams...

[@binkerbros5683]

Scams are India China is child labor and sweatshops

[@slashz8]

Airplane math computers cars and engines

[@salim4512]

Paper was done by the ethiopeans. Gunpowder was the muslim indians. The tea was the chinese. What are u even on about

[@binkerbros5683]

@@salim4512 no Chinese monks discovered it 9th century CE, during their quest for a life-extending elixir.

[@binkerbros5683]

@@salim4512 Ts'ai Lun created paper in china

[@showtime1235]

y’all arguing over something as subjective as food… in the comments of a standup video

[@movingfiber]

Great observation, Sherlock. You can take the rest of the day off now. Cherio!

[@OffGridInvestor]

It's not an argument. Well known fact the Chinese invented it and the Italians made a wheat based version that works for them.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@OffGridInvestor agreed, the Chinese invented pasta and the Italians perfected it

[@gammarey7070]

Putting the same ingredients on pizza and pasta. Lmao, asian cuisine has more variety.

[@Josie-6]

That’s actually a fair point. 🤣😵‍💫

[@alex.profi27]

How pathetic that one nation has so much flavour and good food that an entire continent needs to compete with them?!... That s sad That screams bullying and racism

[@gammarey7070]

@@alex.profi27 well, let's just say China then, still has so much more flavors than Italy, luls. Plus, I'm pretty sure italians have that complex that they do better food than anyone else.

[@toruno7710]

What about Rome, Venice, pizza and the country itself ? Not even Italian btw. Just satin Italian have a lot to be proud of.

[@MortanAMrk]

hell yeah i love fermented sheep, fermented fish, fermented whale, potato, fermented hare, fulmar

[@galaxytori877]

I'm Russian, we earned our pride, we lost it, we earned it again... and I'm starting to think that we are about to lose it pretty harshly again. We have Huskies tho

[@dodoman6372]

I’m surprised you guys haven’t already man, the whole world is once again against Russia (with absolute right reason)

[@milesmartig5603]

You think so? Dude you guys are already way past that mark lmao

[@bobrianfo104]

even if all you probably did was sit on the couch and eat blinis as your government was declaring a war, a lot of people still think you're demons. I think Russia's reputation has seen better days

[@galaxytori877]

@@milesmartig5603 eh, we will kick out this mtfck sooner or later and restore it again... or so I think, I don't live in Russia so I don't know the situation too well

[@MrMarkman12345]

Maybe after putin Russia will return to glory

[@BenDover-qb4nm]

Specially because I’m Irish and the Irish pretty much won the war New York Italians

[@TheManWithManyNames]

Pasta is Chinese and let's not forget you did fight for the Nazi's.

[@Orb__]

Pasta isn’t Chinese there’s no historical proof of it being from China lol

[@spookyrays2816]

THEY AINT DO IT LIKE US BABY WE THE BEST

[@chazikstan]

Do blacks next

[@andrewneidhart3899]

I lived with an Italian guy from Jersey and it was easily the worst roommate I’ve ever had

[@OffGridInvestor]

Always ringing his mom for advice and help on everything?? Then pretending to be tough and independent and invincible?? How would've I guessed....

[@thesavingmenslivesnetwork]

Was he constantly fist pumping to the music...🤔?

[@andrewneidhart3899]

@@OffGridInvestor ya that’s true but the biggest problem was how aggressive he acted. Used to scare my gf and his gf to death by yelling and breaking shit. I just had to remind the entire group that he was like 140 soaking wet

[@alissonberrio47]

@@andrewneidhart3899 omg! I never heard that expression in english, so I assumed if I said it online people wouldn't get it. My family uses the "they're [weight] soaking wet" all the time, but in spanish, since forever. Thanks!!😂

[@andrewneidhart3899]

@@alissonberrio47 no problem! A lot of sayings don’t translate well. I have heard a few in Spanish also that I simply didn’t understand.

[@andrewsorrentino1235]

Oh easy easy I like you keep talking like that you won't hear it coming haha

[@NINE-UP]

What was that?

[@ohboy5999]

And tomatoes are Mexican, basically 80% of their food, so you're welcome

[@Ptitnain2]

No tomato is far from being 80% of their food. The italian-american are eating a lot of dishes based on tomatoes tho.

[@gaia7240]

Open a book sometimes

[@grenindraw6947]

As a half Hispanic, this made me chuckle, lighten up guys

[@gaia7240]

@@grenindraw6947 if he is wrong he is wrong

[@grenindraw6947]

@@gaia7240 nothin wrong with being wrong every once n awhile

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

Pizza is Greek too

[@kevindavis5966]

How strange to be proud of something that was completely random and out of your control.

[@oi-nf9uz]

yeah especially the part about "you've earned it". Something you earn just for being born?

[@salvagemonster3612]

He should have talked about africas space program

[@pyrosapien4028]

Cheese, wine, art, language, empire

[@slowdown8at606]

Cheese is from poland, wine is from georgia, art is all over the world, italian language comes from "vulgar latin" which means its origin is from the lesser eduacated citizens of acient rome but i'll give you the empire. That shit was huge a couple thousand years ago.

[@pyrosapien4028]

@@slowdown8at606 by cheese I meant specific kinds of cheese and latin is the mother language of a bunch of other languages

[@awayspyder2]

That’s why I default with the group who was able to conquer the world is the best

[@thefirebeanie5481]

Jokes on you I can just switch enthic pride for I have almost all of them

[@dannydelacruz7303]

U hear that, this guy has had every estheticites in him

[@thefirebeanie5481]

@@dannydelacruz7303 C O R E C T

[@joshuagaither4866]

That weirdly diverse family tree somehow. Now though, is yours hard proof or "stories" passed down through relatives like my family. 🤣🤔

[@spjr99]

As an Italian I approve this message. I like that people can make fun of Italians because we don't take ourselves too seriously. And our food is basic as shit but so good. I mean come on. We made pizza.

[@poncho_x4410]

Italians do scream about the fact that they're Italian fucking constantly! At least Italian Americans. I don't shouting about me being Norwegian American, even though I'm very proud of that myself.

[@pulloutcouch6446]

What's with this *place* American stuff, if you're not from America there's no reason to add "American". Kinda dumb imo because I've never heard someone say they're "American Italian" or some shit. Always gotta be about America 😐

[@yellowmelancholy4875]

@@pulloutcouch6446 the point is that their family (or they) was/were from another country, but have been in America long enough, (or their whole life) so they are considered American. It’s not that serious. Calm down.

[@pulloutcouch6446]

@@yellowmelancholy4875 yet that doesnt apply for other countries. also why are you assuming im not calm lmao what made you think that

[@radiatedsheep]

Legend has it that both an Italian man and a chinese Man had the great noodle dream and from there sprouted a war over whos noodles were better

[@_JayRamsey_]

"...and don't get me started on those Jews!"

[@forge721]

Title kind of spoiled that little tag in the end

[@bluecoin3771]

As an Italian American, I have something to say to the Chinese about pasta; They made it first, we made it better.

[@micahhoffman3519]

No way, Asian food (including pasta) is vastly superior

[@michaelkang2096]

Yeah no, italian food is beta to any Asian food

[@bluecoin3771]

@@micahhoffman3519 Even Shirrako?

[@thesaintofcats5651]

@@bluecoin3771 what is that?

[@Player-400]

East asian food is inferior to west asian food change my mind.

[@IamwhatIoncewas]

This is called borderline personality disorder

[@terribleduelist4433]

The methods came from China but the ingredients didn't. noodles are from China, pasta isn't If we're following the other logic literally all aspects of every culture are African because that's where the first humans were

[@gabeshivers]

Besides the witness being wildly entertaining, there’s a couple smear/discredit attempts from the attorney that fall epically flat for a couple reasons - 1 - its difficult to smear someone who openly admits being confused and/or hiding drugs lol. Obviously the attorney would like to make him appear to be deceptive, but its a weak effort in the sense that clearly the kid was open about hiding drugs and wildly confused at times during pre-examination, hence the irritation and lack of success at making him appear untruthful. 2 - discrediting really comes down to “feeling” whether someone is trustworthy or not, and at the end of the day, theres no doubt from anyone that the kid is being 100% honest. Maybe thats in error, but thats the whole attempt by the attorney that fails to make him appear untruthful. The kid is confused as hell, but giving answers like “i dont memorize conversations” is exactly the type of answer witnesses want to say on the stand when lawyers are asking miniscule questions about fuzzy details and memories. Its just a weak attempt from the lawyer because the kid comes across very understandably confused and irritated, like all of us would be if someone was asking you to remember what you said to someone 10-12 months ago on a night you were high lol.

[@orangemc9358]

Watching people grind for likes, countering "totally real" comments, is pretty funny.

[@garrettjohnsen]

Thanks for high lighting some words.

[@whizzkid182]

Pot noodles are king 😂😂

[@tomben6180]

The best are literally Anglo Saxons. Started out with a small corner of Great Britain, ended up controlling 1/4 of the entire world.

[@OneRichMofo]

True. Yet, colonization isn’t really on the same level of achievement as conquering. Most of the places they ended up controlling did not have toilets, let alone fighting back.

[@tomben6180]

@@OneRichMofo Many of them but Britain did have to conquer a lot of armies in their colonising activities. Defeating the French and the Spanish was centuries long work and gave Britain the chance to have free reign at colonising across the world. The Battle of Trafalgar gave Britain the rule of the seas. Then you have key victories like Rouke’s Drift, where they defeated natives.

[@alfieingrouille1528]

British history >>>>>> any of countries history change my mind

[@Exisist5151]

@@alfieingrouille1528 Hello nationalism incarnate. Reality check: 1. Nobody wants to learn how Lord Gouthaver the Bland conquered Sir Bog the Brown and the legacy of the Gouthaver family for 30 generations of a family tree trying to sift out what relation the Pilltaker offspring had to one another and why they were upset with one another. 2. They’re literally British. Like the people who say bo’l’o’w’er 3. That’s rich considering said country steals relics from other countries to show to their populace in museums.

[@alfieingrouille1528]

@@Exisist5151 wtf are you on about?

[@MacMhuirich1314]

Now to be fair if you want something invented you want the scottish, also we have the best national animal, fight me 😎

[@NaNa-re3wc]

This reminds me of rappers, they all think they’re #1.

[@stoneyjonez]

I turned into a telescope

[@breadlord2855]

I don't care where pasta is from, I care about how you cook it. If you put sour cream and bacon in it and call it carbonara that's where I get mad

[@thomasfriis3651]

Haha what???

[@kkrup5395]

How about if you decided to brag, brag about something you did, earned by yourself? Instead of bringing up history you obviously didn't have influence over?

[@The_Stardust_Reaper]

dawg, it’s part of the joke

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

Best cultures are in places where people migrate and go visit.

[@thelastpetrolbender2744]

You mean Rome empire?

[@gunnara6044]

@@thelastpetrolbender2744 Probably not

[@thelastpetrolbender2744]

There’re no “best culture “ only different culture. There’re worst culture tho, Ignorance.

[@ezrazentor7725]

that's not true generally

[@RowBlanka]

you're all human, dont think youre more than that.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Sounds like some world economic forum propaganda to me

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@GlorifiedGremlin yeah I agree with you.

[@hospitalsgivingpatientsdan8894]

No l have culture love Australia but has little