Netflix Paid $5k For A Leather Jacket Tom Segura Never Wore. Now It Belongs To Stephen Colbert.

Comedian and author Tom Segura stops by to chat about his world tour and his new book, "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please." Watch as he gifts Stephen a very expensive leather jacket that Netflix paid for! #Colbert #IdLikeToPlayAlonePlease #TomSegura
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[@EvanSaltare]

Tom is really good at wearing this face. So presentable, almost like a normal person with feelings.

[@bigboss27ify]

Almost.

[@hemilyheyhooray]

Yea... We all know Tom

[@brandongay1315]

You should’ve seen the man he cut it off of

[@MrAwEsOmE145770]

You’d never know………

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

Just like Garth!

[@rjwade00]

Tom did a great job not coming off as a sociopath in this interview.

[@tastas8554]

Hahahahaha

[@HotNickles918]

Exactly what I thought! He really held it inside, must be learning from all of the Garth footage.

[@crazykhespar8487]

Just like a highly functional sociopath! He's improving, awwwe :)

[@MPrint67]

He pretended to feel feelings. SuWu!

[@SOAP1000]

He hid it really well. Didn't talk about disposing bodies once.

[@kihlos2768]

An amazing athlete that recovered from one of the most gruesome injuries. Respect!

[@marksherrick]

i wonder if he's finally tired of talking about it.

[@subliminaloats1]

would love to see john benjamin on ymh

[@mandimal]

You can never leave Tim unguarded.

[@UziDoesIt748]

The most ironic thing to happen to anyone ever.

[@beantown702]

His muscle enzymes are off the charts

[@aaronpeart]

Funny how Tom says fatherhood is the best, when we all know that Hot Sauce is the best

[@hahablahblahblah6774]

This comment is the second best thing ever.

[@sensiponics]

Well done sir.

[@hiphopsjester942]

Ask Ennybody! 👀💯🤫

[@lisabrousseau3543]

Father is the best when you're mostly on the road, have maids, nanny's, etc...maybe I'm just a Grinch.

[@hahablahblahblah6774]

@@lisabrousseau3543 yeah. How dare he provide generational wealth for his family?!? And you missed the joke because you don’t follow Proto and your jeans are low and loose.

[@ChristinaSimpson]

I feel oddly nervous for him like my weird friend is on tv

[@alexvitali4850]

You put this perfectly into words how I feel watching him on these shows 😅

[@laqtor6149]

Yeah that was intense lol

[@mh2120]

"C'moooon Tom, don't talk about scrum, don't talk about scrum"

[@yew2oob954]

@@mh2120 Or...be a cool guy and talk about scrum.

[@burner8959]

Great observation and I agree.

[@ligairi]

So awesome to hear Stephen say that he’s obsessed with Tom‘s work. I bet Stephen could get Garth Brooks to confess where the bodies are buried. The families need closure, Garth.

[@MrJayehawk]

Garth has been toying with law-enforcement for years. He's always one step ahead.

[@sentrysyndrome8920]

I hear hes coming up in may

[@mrs.h2725]

Haven’t seen my sister since she attended a Garth concert in Nashville in 2010. Please Garth, just let us have closure.

[@Dont_Panic_Whoop]

Thank you, your comment made my day!

[@breezyncj]

I was very surprised by that! I don't know why. I just never thought of Colbert as an enjoyer of gritty, crude comedy. Probably just the effect of the veil of always having to watch him be funny on major networks.

[@billythekidder7182]

Stephen touched his jacket through the fence.

[@KristopherBaker]

ayyy lmao

[@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy]

10/10

[@ventule]

didnt follow proto

[@jdsuperawesome]

I love how Tom gives off the vibe that he’s just a normal quite guy that happens to tell really funny stories

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

and doesn't bury his victims in the backyard.

[@williambartholmey5946]

Yeah, I mean he only owns like five or six Porches.

[@billyray4716]

That's exactly who he is, no celebrity isn't a normal person

[@gianni_schicchi]

@@williambartholmey5946 yeah but they’re tasteful Porsches. I actually think more McLaren. He owns the ones track guys want, not the flashy ones.

[@williambartholmey5946]

@@gianni_schicchi Don't know or care the exact type, was just struck by the "normal guy" comment and that I'd just recently heard him discussing his half (whole?) million dollars worth of Porsches alone, so I don't get normal guy vibes from him at all.

[@a.g7891]

I love how he's actually doing an interview. Most stands ups just do their set on the couch

[@cmw12]

True that

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Very true, Dave and Norm used to do that on Conan all the time.

[@StaceWah]

This is where you see why his podcast is so successful. Yeah, he's funny but he is great in lots of different formats (stand up, being interviewed, interviewing others, etc.)

[@ghdh166.]

He’s a podcaster..

[@andy2069]

Yeah he's doing podcast bits. It's still locked and loaded. But different.

[@hughjanus4594]

When Stephen put that jacket on, I turned into a telescope!

[@vanethritt6313]

I wanted to invite him over for moose soup

[@zackmedina1245]

I wanted to make him sleep for 3 days

[@axgreenious9400]

I threw my remote at my TV. Colbert is a dooooosh rocket; he's the king of unfunny, and he even plays the lazy, low-hanging fruit jokes. Johnny Carson is rolling in his grave.

[@NewMessage]

4 am tonight, Tom's eyes snap open and he quietly says "Man... Now I want the jacket." to the ceiling.

[@tmseh]

What are you doing in Tom Segura's bedroom? At 4 a.m. .

[@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker]

That does happen sometimes. When you give something away, you kind of appreciate it more

[@cleverusername9369]

@Marcus Middleton just glaaaaaaasin

[@jjaa_joyjoyartist]

That's how those skits usually go XD

[@HomemdaFaina]

to which Christina will calmly and promptly reply: "I told you you'd regret it."

[@cleverusername9369]

Does anyone else feel like Tom's face and beard would look perfectly natural and at home as an oil paint portrait of a 16th century Spanish Conquistador?

[@whispersmith]

Wonder why

[@piccolo5346]

@BC BC what?

[@Gnargonaut]

@@piccolo5346 He is indeed

[@inspectorconscious2388]

Still he does look like a conquistador 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeyroos4229]

Tom would have LOVED to be a Spanish Conquistador. He would have been an absolute maniac. He would've Conquistadored the shit out of people

[@TheBuddyChrist]

The families deserve closure, Garth.

[@cleverusername9369]

Where are the bodies, Garth?

[@codyadkins9241]

Garth knows where they are and sleeps peacefully, what a monster

[@billythekidder7182]

“Studio G is where they are, and I like that.” - G

[@thrashtildeth247]

Especially the refugees

[@Theycallmeducttape]

@@thrashtildeth247 HAHAHAHA stand for Ukraine

[@leahlove502]

Whenever I watch Tom in a setting like this, I feel like I’m literally holding my breath trying not to disturb him because he’s doing so well. 🤣 As if that helps anything, but it makes me feel supportive. ❤️

[@whatever96]

That jacket really looks good on Stephen.

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Would you pay 5K for it, though?

[@pleasuretokill]

@@waryaawariiri1812 only if im never gonna wear it again

[@PeterWraaeMarino]

@@waryaawariiri1812 the price was adjusted to 50 dollars

[@marylhere]

But $5000 good?

[@cleverusername9369]

When he was standing up my immediate thought was "middle school football coach who takes it way too seriously"

[@dubyas1989]

It’s weird seeing Tom on something like Colbert, it’s like my uptight church friends meeting my real friends from home lol.

[@Elvisdrunk]

I can relate !

[@myinnovativeodyssey1998]

🎵Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert one goes Topless while the other wears a shirt🎵

[@andrehall23]

Tom tells stories and Bert's the Machine!

[@octavia9360]

Tom should never be censored. His humor needs total freedom that does not exist on regular television.

[@breezyncj]

It's a good thing he owns a whole studio and several podcasts where he's not censored haha.

[@WKRP187]

To bad Google is quickly turning KZbin into a censoring, demonetizing, political agenda pushing "regular tv" platform that we all hate.... It's all about the ads and being able to get the biggest clients with PC censored programming 🤮

[@robinmcinarnay7827]

Well at least we have an uncensored, uncancellable Dave Chappelle back. We got back a national freakin treasure. It still seems unreal sometimes.

[@BradGrayable]

We knew the tour was serious but he really is coming EVERYWHERE!

[@ChineduOpara]

Well... Better change the sheets

[@silentjay01]

You know a coat is made of good material when a person says "Oh!" when they only have one arm in.

[@grimmj0ker]

It's made from the skins of Cool Guys that have died...

[@willvr4]

It better be for 5 grand. It's pretty ugly and cost as much as my first car in high school.

[@devinsilva2102]

For 5 grand it better make ne breakfast, and be able to have fuel to fly low to the ground 😂

[@suzie5813]

They're promoting the jacket to make the 5gs back..lol

[@karenamyx2205]

@@willvr4 It's just a dark blue jacket.. hows that ugly? But yes, 5gs is insanity. I'd rather have the car.

[@evenflowsteven]

“I wanna wait till I’m taller.” 😂😂😂

[@tatooine_dream]

tom gotta get that house i fckin order lol

[@soothingsoundsbypearl5366]

The fact that he's on Colbert and then does a podcast about guys shitting on French fries and then eating them on camera is mind blowing. Keep feathering it, beat me, piss on me.

[@blackheartbeatz1219]

Mommy. Ill see you in may 🖤

[@Kwestdaroc4]

Just lemme eatcha! One time! Ay yai yaiiiii!

[@juliasmith3406]

yes i noted when stephen just called it a "comedy podcast" really quick in the intro lol

[@gianni_schicchi]

RIP Conald 🎸🎸🎸

[@ALEX-jr1pb]

You clearly followed proto there bud

[@santadog9]

My most favorite thing is when Tom plays his 6yo with a deeper voice than his own adult voice.

[@davidfrance2915]

That was the fastest, most natural, 8 and a half minute interview ever. When it ended I wondered why they only gave Tom a three minute spot. It's great when Stephen has a natural rapport with the guest and they just banter. Much more comfortable and enjoyable than the stiff scripted cards.

[@banksta3]

Did he though? He was mortified when Tom said he was trying to be less fat, and he did the exaggerated quiet laugh a few times. "You're not gonna let him do that till he's 18?" No shit Colbert.

[@roboninja3194]

I agree on it not feeling like 8 mins. It seemed to go by very quickly.

[@sebastianbrigian9345]

@@banksta3 actually colbert sat with him for 20 minutes and called him fat in the uncut version. They also talked about the "best and worst" latin American countries. Check it out on two bears one cave.

[@willbirdsong4410]

Listen to Tom's podcast with Bert he talks about how it was like 20 minutes and hilarious

[@olivergutierrez4055]

Tom is looking too healthy for the sport illustrated magazine.

[@merissaj4518]

I love the eye roll and head shake when he is talking about his kids. That is one of the universal parenting signs.

[@cjss-yg2lz]

The mask and chapstick had me dead, “okay I may have worn it once”

[@joshjohnston2065]

Stephen should have had Garth on so he and Tom could work things out.

[@JRemy-pr8dm]

Love ya, Tom. See how the host doesn't cut him off in the middle of a sentence, and let's him get a complete thought out, Bert? #YMH

[@66Sixxy]

Burnt Krysler was obviously born in a barn & raised by wild, alcoholic wolves.

[@billythekidder7182]

Yes, and you too Fallon?

[@declaredjeans7555]

Why do you watch 2 Bears, if it bothers you so much that you comment about it here? Just watch YMH, and whatever else Tom pops up in..

[@pleasuretokill]

@@declaredjeans7555 i like tom and bert. They go together well. Podcasts are different than 5 minute late show spots. Lots of time to fill. Talking over one another is gonna happen in a 3 hour show. I listen to all of the podcasts while im driving at work tbh.. bertcast, 2 bears, ymh, joey diaz, rogan, artie lange...ect

[@popeye697]

@@billythekidder7182 beat me to it

[@craickid]

I love how Tom makes Ellis' voice so deep. Always makes me laugh!

[@collinmorris]

Same hahaha

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Tom Segura, failed Subway pitch man. Guess he’s doing alright for himself these days.

[@soth1sol]

"jared's bro" as character arc was so promising - like, "i'm not gonna buy a sub from jared. there's just something about him i can't quite put my finger on. but his brother?"

[@SwaGamer]

Anyone tell you you look like Cobra Tate?

[@caseysmith2276]

Now I know how much was cut out of this interview, I find it funnier.

[@EwokPanda]

Touch my camera through the fence

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Tom's looking more fit these days! Love all of his comedy.

[@The_Notorious_N.O.E.]

Yeah he definitely doesn't have to worry about those muscle enzymes anymore 😉 . Just an inside joke from one of his old comedy bits

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@The_Notorious_N.O.E. I wonder if he still goes to the same doctor. That guy sounded hilarious.

[@larrymcjones]

@@The_Notorious_N.O.E. obviously a cocaine addict with all those muscle enzymes

[@albertfralinger2711]

This is the most PG I’ve ever seen a Segura

[@robotempire]

Wow I loved this interview. Love the Segura/Colbert vibe. The giving of swanky gifts is *very* old school and I loved it.

[@axgreenious9400]

Colbert sucks! Stephen is the most unfunny of the unfunniest people who claim they are a comedian. I guess if you enjoy low-hanging fruit, political jokes, he may be your "guy." Johnny Carson is rolling in his grave.

[@juancflorido]

Where Are the bodies Garth? Don't touch my camera through the fence

[@MsMarmolade]

I LOVE Tom Segura. He is so incredibly funny. 🤣❤️🤣

[@Celexanomnom]

Tom is one of my favorites. Ball hog is comedy gold

[@1gabysoto]

I can't believe they cut like 90% of the interview

[@FreshLexo]

$5k for a members only jacket. Nice hustle.

[@FUB666]

He is so funny, love his specials on Netflix too.

[@mcm8737]

One of the best stand ups in the business!! 👍

[@cleverusername9369]

He's been doing standup for, like, 67 years

[@mrs.h2725]

And he is not so fat, not at all racist, bathes with soap regularly and is very humane to all dogs! Bart could never.

[@andysiukwong]

Stephen, Tom needs more than just 10 mins!!! I had an asthma attack laughing so damn hard.

[@suninmoon4601]

Tom is such a master of uncomfortableness and awkward pauses 😆

[@mrs.h2725]

His voice for his older son kills me 😂

[@codyadkins9241]

@@mrs.h2725 I truly assume that's how his son talks, like Tom's not exaggerating

[@LIFE_OF_J0Y]

NEED TO SEE THE FULL UNCUT NOW. FOR ALL OF COMEDY FANS RELEASE IT!

[@largemargeog1023]

It’s nice to see Tom being emotionally dynamic for a change, like someone I’d want to meet.

[@hazyfupayme]

Watching this just makes me feel so grateful we are in 2022 and podcasts exist.. cuz maaaan it'd suck to only see the specials and then the 3 min on a late show once in awhile.

[@minervacuervo4662]

I still laugh at the “are you Japanese” joke soooo many years later 😂

[@davenewgass5281]

Seguraaaa.......PMSL!

[@carolyntalbot947]

SeGUrahh!

[@morganspencer-churchill2136]

Bert's story about his toilet goings-on and the Japanese man retching are hilarious too

[@ZombieDisposer]

“100%”

[@2CanSam1000]

@@morganspencer-churchill2136 you know that's not true. Bert isnt funny

[@deadpool8340]

“Were are the bodies Garth !!”

[@cycobern]

Wow is rare to watch this TVPG version of Tom.

[@Chris371991]

I wish I could see the uncut interview. Tom Segura take about how crazy and fun it got but they cut over half of it

[@johnson1010YT]

He touched Tom's jacket through the fence!

[@sheilag9345]

:I'm trying to be less fat " is my new favorite quote.

[@westonbfeatherin8741]

I was amazed that Tim didn't use this platform to bring awareness to all of the bodies G is responsible for hiding. "I like that"

[@misocriallo4379]

"The theme is JOKES, whaddyamean?!?" CLASSIC.

[@Sals37]

Touch my Late Night talk show through the fence.

[@BuddhaFang]

the “sir” thing is cute until he wants to run for President and incite a riot

[@waxandwayne]

Tom's take on "The First 48" is classic. Look it up for a good laugh

[@TrueSake]

and completely wrong

[@TK-yh4hn]

"BIKES"!!!!! I gotta do it.😊 I love him and Christina P. Thanks Netflix.

[@hereticerik]

Touch my camera through the fence, Tom :)

[@buyahhhhrooo4418]

I can't believe Todd got me to watch Colbert. I feel like such a Sports Illustrated model now.

[@xx1CRU]

Tom is one of the funniest people... well ever😂 Him and Bert Kreischer's podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave is one of funniest things I've ever seen. I found it late and now just watch it for hours at a time. "Aaahhh-Hunnerd Percent"🤣🤣🤣

[@dubyas1989]

Have you made it to episode 14 yet? (I think it’s 14) Tom one upping Bert is the funniest goddam thing to happen on that podcast.

[@vanethritt6313]

I can't watch it as often as I'd like... it's sooo much sugar

[@xx1CRU]

@@dubyas1989 No!! That has to be hilarious!! Ok, I have to see it now. I've kinda skipped around a little but I need to just go back and go through the eps in order. Thank you for letting me know about that. I can just see that almost breaking Bert's brain🤣🤣🤣

[@xx1CRU]

@@vanethritt6313 But it's only 5 calories and look at all the Vitamin C!!🤣🤣🤣 I can't count the number of times I have had tears streaming down my face from cry laughing so hard. And I thought my brain was a little overactive and never shut up, but Bert's brain is like one of those torture videos they show people with different images flashing for hours and hours😂 Those 2 together are absolute GOLD!! It would be nice if Tom got to talk once in a while tho😅

[@vanethritt6313]

@@xx1CRU of course hands down my favorite 2bears moment is the dance off, the gift off has a honorable mention

[@Statz_x3]

This interview feels sooo smooth, Tom is just funny all around and genuine lmao But lowkey think he’ll regret giving that jacket away 😂

[@nathangebben5738]

This Makes my jeans sooo high and tight! Where my mommies at?!

[@davidoconnor1773]

"Good morning Julian" He thought he'd just slip that one by us!

[@gmen1267]

His youngest kid established dominance in that house lol

[@amysinger2201]

that jacket and the aviators..... GOLD!!!

[@JonnyDIY]

Damn Im thinking that jacket woulda looked killer on Tom! But no way I'm paying $5k for a bomber jacket. Could get a nice one for under $500. PS- wonder if he really gave to Steven? 🤔

[@JonnyDIY]

@@seancostello2856 😂Wow no way he's making that every show, but yea he's well off nowadays

[@seancostello2856]

@@JonnyDIY look it up billboard box score and that was a 5000 seat theater...now he is playing 15000 seat arena's so it's probably closer to a million per night.

[@JonnyDIY]

@@seancostello2856 Wow I had no idea he'd gotten that big. That's insane money for his act! 🤯

[@morganspencer-churchill2136]

@@JonnyDIY He spent over 2 million on his newest podcast studio so yeah, he's big time now.

[@PWNHUB]

0:22 unbuttons his jacket to immediately button it again...Illuminati confirmed.

[@H2Glitch2007]

WHERE ARE THE BODIES BURIED SEGURA?

[@JimmyJ19996]

Ofc she isn’t she’s the stolen valor champ

[@toxicshot7728]

Keep feathering it!!!! Brent Crystal is lucky to have Tom as a friend.

[@williamivey7832]

I have an Italian leather jacket and it is useless for keeping warm or dry but it looks amazing all the time.

[@HellcoreFire]

Tim talked about this interview on 2 Bears 1 Cave. I wish I could see the whole 40 minutes of it.

[@uruuphiil8335]

ok Stephen, ditch the blazer! that leather looks DAMN GOOD on you! get those aviators out and you might be passable as an extra in the next Top Gun movie! :D but in all seriousness, it does look damn good on you. :)

[@cpb7115]

I like how the phrase "good morning julia-" was top of mind lol

[@NobletheSavage]

Hey Mommys.

[@PatYo85]

👖

[@Pbanders94]

Where are the bodies, Tom?? We need to know. Give the families some closure!!

[@monumentsNmelodies]

Garth, Where are the bodies?

[@zjwilliams1991]

I like how Colbert corrects Tim on the "last special" statement.

[@hlumelomrali4081]

He more than that, he spent $52000 on a birthday dinner once.

[@coldbrutalhonesty]

That's not Tom Segura... the Tom I know always wear a glove on his right hand.

[@TheRandom5556]

Jeans keeping it high and tight! Though this jacket story makes me wonder why Todd gave tina so much trouble about the bejeweled jacket

[@s3m4jno5w4d]

Would love to have seen the full interview

[@ocularpatdown1358]

Now he just needs to give Colbert some high and tight jeans 👖

[@nateclasen]

The “oh hell yeah” as he put it on was so genuine

[@vincentrodgers5138]

Great job, Tim!

[@afuzzykkitten]

Tom's YMH fan base is by far the best on the internet. The inside jokes are endless a bunch of real cool guys 😎

[@gianni_schicchi]

See you up in May!

[@afuzzykkitten]

@@gianni_schicchi I'm home here now

[@afleming7282]

Jeans is always followin' Proto. I don't believe Kristin found the key to the mailbox, stolen valor, although she is the water champ. Big Dog will always be missed, Charo has a great rack and show me how those big mommy milkers fart. Keep featherin' it brother and we all blame Uncle Terry. After writing this, I think I turned into a telescope...

[@ericdykann2018]

Also charo is right. Tim definitely said “sure”

[@afleming7282]

@@ericdykann2018 I have to disagree. He said in a sarcastic way, your honor.

[@starkiller731]

A more perfect comment has never been written. *chef's kiss*

[@Shortdraw01]

Well that about covered everything.

[@07TBoneMarcus]

RIP Roy Hargrove for that opening track for Tom. Track is called Soulful. Awesome composition in full.

[@emic621]

I preordered the book and finished it in a night and a half lol 😁

[@razer354]

Need the uncut 20 min version

[@Timjacks01]

We know how much Tom loves these chat shows 🤣

[@vmwindustries]

Tom is hilariously twisted in his dark comedy approach! Love the escape that his dark comedy brings! Cheers from Canada Tom!

[@joekev27]

I hope I wasn't the only one laughing more than the audience 🤣.

[@sunnyside9273]

Fathers day ?? Don't call him daddy bro !

[@Elle574]

Ay yayaya!! Just let me eat ya!

[@nicisla175]

Being a dad is like hot sauce... it's the best!

[@camfifer4911]

I want Stephen to wear the jacket more often lmao

[@axgreenious9400]

Stephen sucks... and Stephen knows it.

[@CarlosAMA]

Hot sauce is the best!