Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@Vikanuck]

“I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?” Words to live by Theo 👊

[@thatguy-ip4bs]

Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂

[@gr8fakeh8monger]

I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die

[@christopherbrock921]

I caught that too 😂

[@germancondor4745]

Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

[@Cryptic-cy3xr]

Haha

[@vigusdna3760]

😂 Lmao

[@guillermomaradiaga7165]

German Condor wow

[@dopeinfertility]

Rick james " cold blooded"

[@forbin1185]

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

[@_SeeYouSpaceCowboy]

“ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo. It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

[@Wildchile]

fckn hilarious

[@junglistsoul-jah4903]

Silly u know he had that one loaded up

[@ibelieveyourlies1984]

@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

[@drewtap]

bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

[@roblockster9905]

@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

[@wigglethemiddle1]

I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

[@mjstevens92]

So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

[@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM]

​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

[@especiallyabsent]

Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

[@FTWinnick]

Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

[@wayned535]

You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

[@DClean]

@@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

[@lucasloucetios164]

Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

[@grayson0916]

@@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

[@danieljak2784]

Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

[@adamc9771]

#TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

[@johnedward8352]

Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

[@adamc9771]

@@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

[@RK-re5tj]

We're pawns in their game

[@AlexMiddleton111]

Manifest destiny

[@vincebay1798]

Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

[@mikep7.]

“I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

[@Orange45ajfi]

Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

[@Rowsy91]

@@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

[@Orange45ajfi]

@@Rowsy91 lol

[@Nephetssings]

Imagine thinking that’s funny

[@mikep7.]

@@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

[@nefo8167]

“Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

[@GodsNode]

laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

[@dakronikles]

Oh my goddddd

[@Ghostwolf173]

almost made Tom spit up his water.

[@andeswalk7909]

100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

[@_idiot]

that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

[@_idiot]

nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

[@skinnybonejonezz]

I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

[@robertjackson6056]

Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

[@T2Darlantan]

looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

[@3EBstudio]

'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

[@vikdhillon3764]

His dad was his war.

[@brandon4391]

@@vikdhillon3764 with Bobby Lee’s body yes!

[@matthewwilson4742]

Note the time

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

[@cheatingiscompeting3647]

It's funny how different guest bring out different side. This one is way different than with bert k.

[@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667]

&😊😅😅MN 'k 😅6😅

[@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667]

​@@cheatingiscompeting3647 656

[@acebondage9200]

A comedian is funny? Unheard of

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

@@acebondage9200 totally unheard of…great observation…! LOLOL

[@blickygobrrrrr]

Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

[@danielgrinnell9998]

He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

[@rockstarzee19]

Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

[@McShag420]

His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

[@blanerampart4986]

@@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

[@Pusfilth]

Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

[@jedidiahlongtree341]

35:41 "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

[@PlightOfAMan]

WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

[@newsrapper]

One of the funniest things ever said

[@dvmn1]

I knew someone would quote that

[@villehamalainen2541]

That's deep

[@alexakimov]

You don't know til ya know.

[@stefanod2402]

"I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

[@CH-ml4rz]

“Yeah.” ded

[@JWitt30]

#TheoLogic

[@C.A.D.]

My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

[@OKULTRACOMEDY]

This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

[@GlidgetRonan]

This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

[@joescott2561]

I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

[@kasperhenriksen4054]

Wow. Very cool

[@fiLthy_Rx]

Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

[@daltonbradford6335]

I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

[@magicsugarbump4972]

When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

[@longdong3889]

Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

[@wolfman8449]

Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

[@reillyobrien4372]

Three Bears One Cave

[@newportnelson]

All they'd need is Chin as their audio guy

[@conorbanaszkiewicz4887]

Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

[@OnlyBrans]

Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

[@timvarano5562]

He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

[@Laurendezvous]

I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

[@Laurendezvous]

Holy Hand Grenades kay

[@LJ2K2025]

You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

[@josiffexplosiff1]

Why?

[@WERK777]

When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

[@kristopherrice1465]

Lauren W 😍

[@HernandezCuhh]

Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”

[@aaroneusjames2342]

"a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂 brilliant.

[@Smokeyxz]

Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

[@neckashi6971]

Somebody time it for me

[@sybilgillespie8019]

I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

[@DishRag1]

This comment right here

[@angelaseymour4464]

Me TOO!!! Exactly!!

[@itzFlaco723]

U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

[@michaelbrewer3814]

Lol dude these are people who tell stories on camera for their livelihood. The whole game is making it seem like your words come from the heart but dont be a dork and fall for the act so publicly like that. Let these dudes keep the kayfab if they want but they are empty inside and their words are only a means to an end. Santas not real and actos lie for a living. Sorry I had to be one to rip that bandaid off.

[@joekeller8936]

@@michaelbrewer3814 You must be great to hang around

[@MrLbpsniper]

@@michaelbrewer3814 u a real 1

[@GoochSushi]

@@joekeller8936 😂

[@bigdog2432]

Wenger out

[@Rs-xw4bj]

Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

[@slimdonut123]

And pink dick lmao

[@adamgm84]

I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.

[@Liquidsmoke206]

its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO

[@pullingguard1212]

I wish theyd show the whole thing

[@kperreault420]

The shulz one is great too

[@lancechampion719]

Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors? Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

[@gank9]

Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

[@PowerHouse1987]

O my god yessss!!

[@TomasG18]

God yes....

[@jeffboyd8139]

@@gank9 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

[@gank9]

@@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

[@KrystalMimms]

"...it got weird towards the end" "It got weird towards the end IN COURT" LOL that was an underrated line

[@aliciarose1693]

Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

[@rogerstone481]

Whats theo gate?

[@rogerstone481]

@@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

[@aliciarose1693]

Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

[@joshnovosad3414]

Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

[@dominicg554]

Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

[@Themandogh]

The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

[@dannywilliams3764]

Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

[@Themandogh]

Danny Williams nah

[@MultiFab14]

good without his wife hey

[@davidl1390]

This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

[@LockSteady]

Way better combo than Brenden Chub

[@DClean]

Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on. I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years. Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

[@Mslalastephanie]

Tom: she was so hideous Theo: was she strong at least?

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

[@hambone3145]

I know lmao I was dying

[@ibe4205]

@@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

@@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

[@rockyevans1584]

@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

[@PatriotsOfWash]

I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia. Bobby is just off the list.

[@kaminsod4077]

I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

[@jordanadams4360]

Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

[@psychobeefsticker]

Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

[@jim1550]

Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

[@ghost3918]

@@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

[@andrewptob]

Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

[@ragingmcqueen]

Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

[@Shoota5269]

@@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

[@mikeharris4562]

Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

[@merp9211]

He’d help you move. 😊

[@trerowe22]

He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

[@samanthaorick2280]

"But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

[@lorettadobson902]

Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatslavicdude]

@@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

[@Laura-qo5tx]

I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

[@skilletburritos8464]

This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

[@user-yq3yp9gy6q]

Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

[@genericname2982]

If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

[@fatboybiking3874]

Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

[@noahanderlick5707]

"Me and Darrel Strawberry"

[@RRRRobbbb]

I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

[@tylersnick1684]

Lmfao

[@armandocarranco7960]

Wtf lol

[@sylviem.1299]

Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

[@itzAyden]

Lol

[@spLiffyFOUR20]

my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

[@brendan3894]

RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

[@dominicmartinez4448]

He’s in heaven chilling in an embankment

[@MrRaw4life]

He’s on that hitter

[@billyconforto5205]

#Embankmentgang

[@sebastianmacias7559]

Amen brother

[@matthill9649]

Pills and embankments don’t mix, folks.

[@aubrey310]

Theo looks so good in this one. Sometimes I get the feeling that he is holding back with showing us how intelligent he really is.

[@NomoOrelSax]

I feel the same

[@sooperfly88]

" He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Andrew Santino on Tigerbelly and Tom Segura on This Past Weekend The podcast gods are smiling down upon us

[@nv3831]

cheers ill drink to that bro

[@TheDuke4100]

an angry ginger is never going to be funny...but each to their own

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@@TheDuke4100 bill burr is the only one to break that barrier, for me anyway.

[@hamschh]

ive never laughed at anything andrew santino's said

[@pablochavez1497]

Santino is the worst....Most these guys are doing well because of Joe Rogan. Tom,Bert,Andrew, # hacks

[@murdockqotsa]

"And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

[@brettorrmusic]

TOM: I was in a steam room. THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

[@westofwahpeton4692]

Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

[@susie7336]

Trooper Jett 🥇

[@grantstonex]

Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

[@Ervinabrahamian]

I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

[@yig_501]

@@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

[@RK-ti2qq]

Gold

[@zachfarnitano3496]

Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

[@purpledurtysprite]

i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

[@comegetthathitter6935]

@Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

[@jakrispy3418]

I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

[@worldofwarcraftxenon6871]

Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

[@dr.celsius886]

@Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

[@MayaNicoleN]

Ty for standing on business on tipping people 🙏🏽

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

[@_sowhat_]

where ya been, bud?

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

[@_sowhat_]

Lol that's rough. Sorry you had to find out like that, man.

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

[@Cloncurryboi88]

Blake Haggard 😂

[@davidlrogers]

1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

[@DatHombre]

@@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

[@owenschilling7707]

Genius bit, it seems effortless

[@susie7336]

Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

[@MegaFlorest]

@@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqa5aGBmiNxlhJI

[@ruggerosmith1167]

Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

[@XavierCastillo]

So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

[@brainattackmaniack]

Xavier Castillo tam sagurop

[@XavierCastillo]

@@brainattackmaniack Tommy shugars

[@FartMustard]

Bart crystlers friend?

[@madjack5497]

Bunt krischler**

[@killaction0317]

Burnt Chrysler

[@jrg1121]

The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

[@timaldridge84]

The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

[@ivoxvxi7482]

Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

[@jswany72]

Underrated comment 👌🏻

[@FinehomesofNewHampshire]

@@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

[@johng8671]

@@FinehomesofNewHampshire Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

[@patrickoneal4082]

I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

[@Laurendezvous]

Finally refreshed my feed just enough times

[@mrclavicles]

#metoo

[@michaelcorcoran3942]

Yus

[@passengershaming]

SAME

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

I’m worried about you Wumbo

[@deathmonktv7626]

Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

[@russiaprivjet]

Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

[@GriseldaBSF410]

@@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

[@mrimpossible4353]

Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

[@deathmonktv7626]

@@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

[@dustinrisinger1958]

I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

[@HudsonWalker-l5u]

Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.. Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny..

[@dominicg554]

Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

[@jaqenhghar5756]

lmaaaoooo! s'underrated comment!

[@Lookielou]

Ahahahah this

[@dermotmoynihan6999]

Hhahhahahaha

[@icecoldchilipreppers]

If this joke didnt reference Harry Potter it would be a good joke... Nahh it's good.

[@Auddawg90]

Woah you’re right

[@pewdiehaas4061]

I could listen to Theo and Tom talk all day! One of my favorite podcasts ever!!!

[@nickbotic]

"You know what I'm talkin' about?" "...no but keep going." Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

[@jill7997]

😂

[@thepanoramichispanic284]

Sometimes I call my mom and she loves to talk and I can sit there and listen to her for hours. I'm pretty sure im the only one that she can share stories with about her childhood, her family and my father. I miss my dad so much he passed away in 08 and idk how she keeps going but she's such a strong woman. I go to her house sometimes eat dinner and sleep on the floor at the foot of her bed like a guardog. Just being in the same room with her and knowing she's still alive soothes my soul. In my 20s I was real POS and she never turned her back on me. I love my mom ❤

[@CezaMVO]

Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

[@Halluci44]

"like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

[@lowkeybeats4330]

Put the knives down first papa

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

He doesn't want it

[@projectivemotion]

all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

[@darrensimmy870]

I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

"I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip" -Theo

[@ashleymeggan]

You can tell Theo got all the Accelerated Reader points as a kid. He always got that pizza hut party.

[@jonslaughter3369]

You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.

[@Imtussel]

I feel like Theo’s gunna end up having kids at a later age and end up coming to terms finally with why his dad maybe waited so long to have kids himself

[@AkaFigga]

Or he becomes Leo DeCaprio 3.0

[@Absurdword]

Bro holy shit.

[@Imtussel]

@@Absurdword 😂

[@klucas7204]

bro that was fire not gonn lie. I think you might be into something..seems like a real possibility at this point. On that note, gang gang.

[@davidpowell172]

The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree 🍎lol

[@brittmeinke2751]

"I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

[@joeyherp6257]

britt any Single?

[@joeyherp6257]

britt any Lets go on a date?

[@brittmeinke2751]

@Alvin Walters lmao yeahhhh its a little much right?

[@ceasesp5478]

😂😂😂

[@aronekman8129]

Mm

[@iLLConscience]

Tom and Theo have such a good synergy it’s awesome they just keep flowing off eachother it’s very natural hope to see more of them together! one of the best podcasts iv seen in a long time

[@adammoye5978]

I hope you are doing well in October 2023, iLL Conscience ❤

[@iLLConscience]

@@adammoye5978 I am!! Thanks fam I hope the same for you!

[@Fulcata]

The Flowers for Algernon reference going over Tom's head was peak

[@wangchung8658]

I'm so thankful for the TPW podcast. Theo's stand-up is top notch but the very best of his comedic genius truly comes out in the podcast with his off-the-cuff improv. One of a kind!

[@annaanderson9666]

That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

[@TheStu9000]

I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

[@mugsylogues]

instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

[@ylliberishaj3253]

I know it’s hilarious

[@nathanhensn8717]

Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

[@JKhouri]

nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

[@sirmixalot7372]

I love when Tom looks to the other guys like "is he being serious right now?"

[@asdfghjkil-pj1gf]

Tom would make an amazing therapist. The way he interacts with Theo is so genuine and sincere.

[@EastwoodFPS]

Gang Gang, Bunz Bunz.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

[@justingary9982]

Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

[@ivanb7809]

Whats the time stampp

[@Sticky_Ricky]

@@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

[@tonyrichard6285]

If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

[@alfredandersson875]

@@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Theo- “I speak enough to work in a kitchen” 😂 Keepin’ it real Theo 👌🏻

[@chedawg9611]

When he said “vi-o-lencia” he meant “Valentina” for the hot sauce hahahaha “chicharrones ey” “si wey” that part killed me

[@jimhenry3383]

@@chedawg9611 😆 legendary

[@orangewaters1559]

2023 is coming up close. Where’s that Theo and Tom Spanish tour? 😂

[@Tom-xv5rk]

"Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

[@drewmania6034]

Segura masterfully flipped the interview 180 halfway through the show and became the host, it was incredible.

[@wolfman8449]

this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

[@evanabbott2737]

I like that👍

[@michaelhall5429]

So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

[@ethanp9068]

Evan Abbott I really like that...

[@steppeinder1002]

Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

[@CarlosMontesBby]

@@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.

[@osirispereyra8608]

The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

[@jasonpack5105]

Am I the only one who rewatches this like once every couple of months. The beginning is podcast gold.

[@erikal4135]

Woke up with severe anxiety, turned this episode on and calmed me instantly. Praise god for theo and tom.

[@gabesams7069]

Stop talking

[@mysticstylez5854]

Woke up with Severe anxiety wtf

[@rickn.1103]

Did you play any sports no but I fell off a swing one time

[@girishjadkar8212]

no but i fell off a swing so hard one time that i was a legend bro

[@jhm1069955]

“the whopper looks like it just got out of a domestic dispute”. i haven’t laughed that hard in years. and he said it like its a normal thought

[@Twigg4075]

"What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

[@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr]

Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

[@dumbeldore9067]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

[@OhhSwapy]

Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

[@dumbeldore9067]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

[@asymmetricvalue]

Boys, please create a monthly podcast.

[@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy]

What do you think they should call it ?

[@chaserz4201]

Ted Suger and Gerbil Duke

[@viniciusxisz]

Yeah I liked this way better than bert and tom one hahaha

[@chaserz4201]

@linus adhoc ...dodgeball league comprised of fans....in. High and tight and gang gang

[@mattsamples9002]

The Flowers for Algernon reference flashed me back to middle school 😂😂😂

[@mohjothecat7683]

He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

Bill's wife is definitely gonna complain about that mural lol

[@motaman7597]

Lol

[@ironsink34]

Haha I started typing to ask why and then I saw her and Bill lol.

[@jsp7218]

Yoooooo i couldnt figure out who that was. Damn they did Nia dirrrrrty lmfao

[@samanali8309]

Looks like it’s unfinished and still needs her outlines... 🤔

[@ndfl276]

its like the artist ran out of brown paint ROFL

[@reflection8578]

Piss on me and beat me. I can’t believe what I am seeing.

[@AlCapone10003]

Jagger 123 home here now.

[@stephen32frazier]

🐀👑👖

[@KnuxDeluxe]

not funny, creepy cash grabber

[@KnuxDeluxe]

Segura's minion I mean

[@ssathessa]

12:26 🤣 Tim's reaction

[@STEALTHKAOS]

I would love to see Theo talking to Mark Normand on here ASAP. Does anyone know if they have met before ?

[@toebiwankonobijuciysmooyay3400]

STEALTHKAOS yes lol

[@ghost3918]

Jesus Christ them two voices in the same room would be fucking legendary. They should both go on Legend Of Skanks.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

Good call

[@InsatiableHigh]

NORMAND-GATE

[@duncanmcclellan4086]

Both Louisiana bios

[@John-mf1sz]

Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂 It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.

[@chadstinnett721]

55:27 I laughed so hard cause of the snap call "what did you like the most when partying" "OH COCAINE " that hit SO CLOSE TO HOME lmao

[@chilliLRK]

Is this the same chad stinnet that lives in knoxville tennesee lol? I think i know you.

[@garyfinley454]

@@chilliLRK was it?

[@chilliLRK]

@@garyfinley454 he never replied idk haha

[@alotoflove23]

New KATS, this past weekend and tigerbelly. What a time to be alive

[@jimmyjunk8498]

This is one of the most chill I've seen Tom and that's wild because he's usually pretty relaxed but he seems comfortable and not "on".

[@JamesCA]

Theo was kinda nervous until he hit that cooking joke. That was the turning point for Theo to get his footing. Great podcast

[@stephenroby8498]

RIP Tom's pop. I am also from Louisville, KY. I love both comics, and I just want to say thanks for all the laughs during the worst time of my life. Loosing both my legs due to vascular issues. You guys made it tolerable.

[@electrobrendan2059]

Hey man, I’m no one at all but i appreciate you telling your story because perspective is all we really need at times

[@tfanning111]

I wish you the best man. That’s rough, but you got this. Stay strong and seek happiness

[@jimhenry3383]

May God bless you my brother 🙏

[@kennedykirby9014]

Sorry you've been going through something so unfortunate. I'm glad you were able to find an outlet to keep you standing strong though.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

I've known a few people that have lost limbs. Don't let it get you down too much bro. Alot of them found ways to be able to keep living happy lives. One guy who lost an arm figured out how to play video games. Another who lost a leg and a foot is still a really excellent cyclist. I too have had a few rough patches over the years and am glad I can work still for one (barely but...) and 2 ITS A JOB WHERE I CAN LISTEN TO THESE AWESOME FOOLS ALL DAY!!😅❤

[@georgedelker4711]

Two of the actual funniest comics from the joe Rogan connection

[@ThumbWiggler]

@Daniel Grozier I'd fuck em

[@oddjob05]

@Daniel Grozier Why are you here?

[@seizercelestials]

JRU

[@jeffboyd8139]

Joe Rogan isn't responsible for every comics come up though

[@t.j.watson7112]

@@jeffboyd8139 that wasn't what he was saying though

[@isaacashfield9188]

stared at Simpson joe Rogans bicep the whole vid

[@raydon14ify]

Isaac Ashfield How’d ya know it’s Joe? Could be a different guy in an onnit shirt haha

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

@@raydon14ify I thought it was Brendan.

[@worldofwarcraftxenon6871]

It's joe ye

[@mooseballs5282]

I starred at Down syndrome bobby lee

[@PatrickGeorge97]

The Revolution Will Not Be KZbind Brendan doesn’t have tattoos like that, his are filled in. And no one else pushes onnit like joe does

[@ObnoxiousBlightbringer]

If these two are allowed to keep conspiring, we're gonna have a West Coast DC Sniper situation.

[@TrickyBoa]

One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂

[@dallassunderland]

i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/

[@TrickyBoa]

?

[@aleco678]

@@dallassunderland ur name sucks

[@Widow-Cicada]

Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery

[@boiboi3161]

“I’d be black in seattle, that’s easy” 💀💀💀💀